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I guess I mean more along the lines of journaling trades and taking notes as you go, if that’s the thing you do | Try using notepad? | |
That's pretty cool, you think you're gonna go the digital media route when you graduate? | Oh yeah definitely. Right on the money | |
Dude, Nikkei is Japan. Trade war is with China mostly. | In his defense the Nikkei took a beating the last 3 weeks. | |
Trying to get that limit price you start clicking through the menus too quickly. | You're very diversified because you're chasing so many low priced options on different stocks. Try trading major indexes and then focusing on industry. (XLP, XLK, XLE, XLY). Look at the holdings those and you'll see that one has significant exposure to at least one stock that has relation to a the ideas your have interest in. | |
Source on losing market share? | I switched. | |
It's like comparing a New York strip to hamburger. | You could make a hamburger from a new york strip. You just got to ground it up and make it into a hamburger patty. | |
Lambo | Yeah, I'm a fuckhead. | |
I bought an E36 for $1100 on Ebay. Flew from Texas to Phoenix to pick it up. Both the window motors failed while the guy was showing me it, so he gave me $150 back on the spot. Drove it back to Texas and had no more problems with it for a year. Ran strong and was a good car. Until I left if parked on the street one night during a flash flood(my town got that level of rain once every 50 years maybe, so i didn't know the street would flood). Never ran again after that. I miss that car. | No insurance I guess? I suppose liability only makes sense for a $950 car. | |
Then once more at $32 | Average down mate! Nice work | |
Sounds expensive | A lot cheaper if no one is pulling over time hours. | |
If you can afford the maintenance | 5k for the car, 15k in repairs. Welcome to luxury cars | |
yeah ill pass i get it was a stupid example and question here i should buy put if anything | Check out 'the Options Workbook' by Anthony Saliba Skip all the internet BS and go straight to the good stuff. Also, I would recommend some virtual trades on think or swim to see what happens as the options mature thruout the expiration period. | |
No | Not with Musk's dick with Bezos pushing | |
Is broccoli autistic...? | If you have to ask | |
I like AMD a lot, especially lt. but holy shit HOG is going to get anally prolapsed soon without a culture shift forget trump | Post short position or ban. | |
someone called me a fag once and idk it seemed pretty accurate | Fag. | |
Think I got a full time job at Mickey D's? HA! Why work when I can easily clear $250+/day panhandling? SEATTLE FTW!!!! | This guy ain't jokin either | |
Dummy, it’s to help me get new ex’s | Like OPs mom | |
Germans really do think of everything. | “Everything” being what? | |
No, obviously Apple and Amazon going down, AMD taking its rightful throne | As God intended | |
What do you think about pypl and sq? | I’m thinking a lot about some 8/17 PYPL $90 calls | |
Did on Wednesday :) | pics or it didnt happen | |
I honestly thought we were talking about paper types until now. | My best friend likes E45. | |
They do, they just aren't exactly helpful to newcomers or really anyone. It's part of the charm | Don't lie, none of us know what we're doing | |
I thought Robinhood didn’t allow margin to be used on options or high volatile positions? | Rh gold you can , he just got approved then did that shit. | |
I bought em last Monday while it was just getting in the red. 'Certainly this Tom foolery cannot continue' I said to my favorite parrot who sat perched atop my favorite canine. | You need to cut losses fast so you can buy back in when it's ready to run again, gives you more capital in the long run. | |
I bought an OTM butterfly. It’s going back up | If it breaks $212 with 300K Volume on a 3 minute chart that's a buy sign also. | |
This sub really has gone down the drain | Agreed | |
I’d recommend focusing on 1 or 2 equities for short-term options positions at any given time. They require attention. And another thing is, don’t dump your calls when they hit 30%. When they hit 30% start slowly taking profits over the course of a few hours to a few days. I only dump all my faggies if I spike a vein and start doubling or more within minutes. | Please guide my hand. | |
This is play money. Honestly all these mistakes were because I learned options from this subreddit :) I thought wild swings of a few thousand per day was normal. I didn't realize I could mitigate the risk with better expiry. I'm totally not worthy of options trading - I know it. I'm just trying to party. | Well good attitude man gotta start somehow | |
.9*1.5? Did I miss something? Where'd 1.2 come from? | Low end of NAND bit growth for MU is 40% so 20% is six months | |
Definitely putting some down on Anacott Steel. | Is this from The Office? | |
Temperature regulation for one | For what? It’s an assembly line for cars dude. It’s not a prep kitchen for a restaurant where temp matters. Your argument holds no water. | |
Only for stocks. If I buy an option I want to be able to put in a stop at -35% and a limit sell so I can go on with my day without having to be constantly checking my phone.. | I don’t think stop losses are a good idea with options. You’ll just be locking in losses. A price swing of 35% can easily be offset within an hour even. I think if you feel like you need stop losses with options, then you’re lacking confidence in your strategy. | |
That's true of every big tech firm in Silicon Valley and half the start-ups too. I thought we were ranking on architecture here. | Apple isn't like that at all. Also Google is nowhere near as nice. FB is my favorite facility even if their campus is built on a fucking swamp. | |
In a row...? | Standard Tuesday night... | |
Just helping out: /r/gonewidl | Gonewidl? Such a typical WSB response. Helping out or providing some DD, and it turned out to be wrong. | |
Seen Steve Jobs Daughter? Banging 11/10 | LISA WHYYYYY | |
Not at all, german cars all the way. Especially 911's | Yep that's a nice lambo and all but Porsche 911's are the best everyday rich guy cars. Lambos look awful to drive. It's like the entire world is your blindspot | |
Generation fuck you | [You sure?](https://imgur.com/a/oefHf7Z) | |
I don't know who is the bigger hero in this situation. | It’s okay I’m a real wolf of wall street now. I just needed help off the ground. | |
3252... we are going in the wrong direction you fucking losers. Downvote!!!!! Fuck you all. RH is free because they are not insured! I can’t spell whining! Because I only write win! So fuck you! Make me a mod or ban! | ||
aw your friend's daddy let u sit in his wamboghini | Not relevant but you are 100% correct, waffles are vastly superior to pancakes. Pancakes offer literally nothing to compete with the superior aesthetics and engineering that has gone into waffles. If pancakes were publicly traded I'd short them. | |
Jimmy buffet is a fantastic entrepreneur | He feeds on opportunities like a pig at an all you can eat Buffet. | |
2010 you creeper. | 2010? And here I thought you were slumming it... | |
Bro I can’t take another margin call :( | Is there a margin voicemail? | |
I would buy a jerkoff machine | Hold this man to it or ban | |
It's a porsche. Look at the logo. | It’s a Tesla, are you two blind | |
Load up on FDP puts? | There’s practically no volume on the stock itself nor the options. | |
10/19 $16. I bought it when it was above $15. | honestly i think we should be fine by then. | |
I’m not short it | Short or ban. | |
expirations? | 39 days out. Aug 17 Exp. | |
Well fuck me huh bud | SHOULD HAVE CASHED OUT FAG. PIGS GET SLAUGHTERED | |
robinhood has one 👌 | Oh I ACATd out of Robinhood. They don't let me play with their toys any longer. | |
Wow really? One of the main reasons I bought a 330 instead were the insurance quotes I got. I guess it's more practical as a daily but who cares about that. | Yep, I'm paying ~$125/month to USAA for full coverage (100/300/100, IIRC -- so well in excess of the state minimums). The downside to that is that the premiums are low because they don't know how to value it. When my M3 was rear-ended, they valued it $12k initially, and then $15k when I yelled at them (for reference, I refused an offer of $24k six months before that). | |
If you weren't trading at 5 years old you might as well give up | I was. I made much, much better trades. | |
I’ve been holding some 7/20s for a while. They’re hurting me now but I believe in the company. Trump gets/brings them media attention and page views everyday. | dead cat bounce to $40 by next week imo. cleaning out that many fake accounts is going to scare investors at least in the short term. | |
I can garuntee that you must be fun at parties | yeah my party trick is flopping my three inch wee wee around in the punch | |
In tents and purple Seuss | In tense and past poses. | |
Yes, one click close! This is a relatively new feature but it makes multi-leg option trading much bette | Hey so i opened a spread today and I cant seem to find a way to close it in one click on RH. Maybe it's because I use a Samsung? | |
damn that's a lot of jobs | They growing | |
Go back to 2008 and sell a ton of decade long puts with your billions of dollars. | Why not buy calls? | |
Isn’t the point to lose money? | 🤔 did you short yourself first? | |
and left if you switch hit like most of us on this sub due to carpal tunnel. | and remember to set the sybian to low so that you keep the anal fissuring to a minimum | |
2010? And here I thought you were slumming it... | It doesn't really matter, they're basically the same truck anyways. | |
270k fake accounts on WSB. Illuminati confirmed. | wheres my money | |
Hulu has all 3 lord of the rings movies. Case closed. | Yep. Watched all 3 in 4k last week. Made me cry. | |
Ur mom | No u | |
Bouncing back bb | yus, at last | |
Ha. I just listened to that song | Neat | |
Originally 750 shares. Have been paring it down as it goes up and taking profit. Don’t remember how many shares I have now... maybe like 150? | Holy shit! Thats gotta be over 500,000 of profit! | |
Franklin Templeton. | This was my favorite. | |
At one point this sub was all about gold mining stocks, it was a wild ride that ended with me out of money | \#JNUG | |
Bilibili | [Biribiri?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qozxDcOxfJc) | |
HOW COME ROBINHOOD DIDNT WORK YESTERDAY | How do I contact Robinhood about a refund? | |
And was president of a small college. I'm not sure why you would be surprised how two people both making 150k + benefits could become wealthy. | And who got a nice severance package for bankrupting said college. | |
I do not believe there is one. If your looking to minimize taxes on gains you need to shoot for 1 year + buy and hold for long term cap gains and/or futures markets I believe are taxed in some adventitious way. I play with significantly less funds than you and am blessed with all losses on MU so I wont have to worry about taxes for the next couples years so I do not spend too much time looking into it. With that said... you should as 15-30% tax on ~250k in gains is 37.5k. | Nibba read up before you talk all retarded and shit. | |
Yeah seriously, I was up 20% last week. | Yeah I had to go | |
I'll pass on that ITM nonsense | Wait for it... | |
Yeah I drive a 911 GT2 RS but you don’t see me showing off | I don't trust you | |
Balance sheet is still good though so it's not going to zero. They just need some major releases for console to come out and they might be good for a bounce like red dead. | God, I can't wait for Red Dead to come out | |
Mom has a big available credit balance | ... and soon an outstanding margin call | |
DOUBLE DOWN | This. | |
I was submitting this shit the same way I was submitting my JNUG sell order. Can the mods delete this one? | Even if he fucked up, this fucking post was funny. | |
Where I live you have to use paper or reusable, plastic bags have been banned for almost a decade now. | so i have to buy plastic bags for the cat litter instead? | |
Yes ^plz | What's the story behind your flair? | |
they're what this guy is taking a bath in. yummy. | just tell me what it is please | |
Fuck it | JD calls it is! | |
I think the volatility will jump up a bit after 1 and prob get out at .25. I was hoping it to find some way to get to 279 today, but that looks like it's stalled a bit. | Good runntoday. Sold at 40% gains. Might do another one tomorrow expiring mid next week for 279 and hope to get a good run tomorrow. | |
My mother’s my father | Is your last name Jenner? | |
plz close....plz | Nope not yet. Finished +$57,000 on the day. Thanks Obama. | |
Do they have three lines now? 1 for stubs members, 1 for a-list, and one for plebs? | Yeah, at least at the theater I was at. I'm going to a different theater today and can report back. The wife and I signed up for it, so we're doing our part. | |
It’s the American IQ | wow, thanks I'll look into it. Typical Americans ripping off Chinese innovation | |
They call me an overachiever cause all I do is suck-seed | Asian girls everywhere, UCLA | |
To give you perspective, I was employed at a fruit based technology company, as a grad student intern I made 45 an hour, before California OT laws, my housing was paid for and I lived within 3 miles of their campus. I was there for 9 months ( called a co op when it’s 9 months, summer plus the next term till December ). I worked approximately 60 to 70 hours a week. You do the math. | Holy shit, Fruit ninja pays that much to interns? | |
Or YOLOing his student loans | I'm so poor they will only let me borrow 7k a year. | |
:^( | Hehe 🤔🤔🤔 | |
and remember to set the sybian to low so that you keep the anal fissuring to a minimum | I have to keep it low so my bhole doesn’t wreck the machine | |
Sorry, didn't notice that at all - Zika virus messing up my eyesight | Tiny dome lmao | |
He should ask someone that eats ass - it's not hard. | You're thinking of metaphorical cannibal, Sharing LaButt. Different people. |
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