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Cuz it’s a shit company | Buying stock in SOGO would be like buying stock for Chinese Microsoft Bing. Not Chinese Microsoft, just Chinese Microsoft Bing. | |
Portfolio 💥🔫 | Don't catch MU dippin' now | |
tech or die. | if you're not living, you're dying. | |
Sorry bud. | why sorry? stonks were up today. not like i had any puts. btw you had 50 50 at being right. | |
sounds like you dont own either, lol | whatever you say bud, enjoy your ego trip, you seem to need it | |
yeah good point. forgot about the cash settled too. thanks | whats the cash settled thing about? whats that mean? | |
Imo valuations based on active users is suspect at best. I just think long term the app has a niche and huge market penetration. You dont see an article written that references a Facebook post very often but every other article has a tweet embedded in it. | Facebook makes money though | |
Haven't looked at them in awhile are premium prices still retarded? | Expensive af but if that stock moons like it did before the crash, they’re worth it | |
I tend to agree but the narrative around the last 2 ERs turned heavily towards shit about suppliers having orders cut or analyst hitpieces about overall iPhone demand and the stock was hit hard. I hope it doesn’t happen again cuz I have a lot of AAPL but the market loves to beat this stock up for no good reason. | go longer dated and/or wait for the drop | |
RH has your SSN, DOB, name, they can easily verify income thru Equifax | But do they? Fidelity knows I lied but I don’t think they give a rats ass | |
thats some serious downside risk. might as well just buy calls | It's not that serious. If they get executed you just sell. Probably wouldn't lose many percentage points unless a company like MSFT gets fucked, which is unlikely. | |
im already in commodities | Let me guess, Pork Belly? | |
I bought Chantix in Australia for $66/mo, here at walgreens in Seattle, they charge $580/mo for the same goddamn thing. | Ya they pass the R&D cost onto American consumers because they know our shit ass insurance system will pay for it. But at least the rest of the world benefits! | |
Congrats man, its required for you to post a barefoot pic in your lambo | well considering he has 1 mil to just *play around with*, he better post a pic in his private jet | |
i mean i like the idea | If I had serious capital available it's what I'd do. Warren Buffet did the same thing | |
Have you seen mine? | I wish daddy warbuccis would gimme one FeelsBadMan | |
you mean a cock ring? | this guy decodes | |
Yes, Papa. | Hey, we're fucking conjoined twins, what the fuck you doing typing behind my side. | |
F | A | |
I knew I was forgetting something | You also forgot BILI | |
If you were me would you sell any of those puts i have for $COST calls? | Yes, you are going against me again. I just got into $COST today... see my profile. | |
I use Wells Trade and can't find it. So I'm going to assume they don't allow it? | HK exchange | |
If they were aware of all the bots there wouldn’t be any. | yea but i guess they can at least suspect if some are bots | |
Don’t hate the players hate the game my guy | I hate neither the player nor the game. I hate my trades for not giving me enough money to do that. | |
There was a post today that concurred, so I guess so? What did you sell, exactly? | I sold 7/20 $43.5 puts for $1.02 each. Really can't imagine it going much lower in that timeframe. I've already lost 18% because of IV continuing to rise. Hopefully it settles tomorrow. | |
Why not both?! | I sold an at the money call and an at the money put on $PEP. I can't lose right? | |
Yeah but let’s be honest with ourselves about Stranger Things: it’s garbage, and we now have to endure that annoying little shit with the lisp in every commercial. | Season two was a letdown for sure | |
Start networking with investment bankers or consider getting an MBA, you just need to get your foot in the door. IBs like people with high quantitative skills like you, just need to show your passion for this field and competence. | How do I get to network with investment bankers? Haven't found any in my lab yet. | |
OoooOooOOo gotcha ty | Just do your own DD. Some stuff here is good, some is bad. Stocks may go up, but i heard they could go down too. | |
That's pretty fucking retarded | Yeah it’s pretty retarded and not true | |
Ya, Microsoft would have to have their servers hacked and held hostage all windows computers in the world in order for it to drop enough make a dent in selling puts lol | i think their servers run on AWS, so should be pretty secure | |
Buying stock in SOGO would be like buying stock for Chinese Microsoft Bing. Not Chinese Microsoft, just Chinese Microsoft Bing. | I believe their share is even smaller than Chinese Microsoft Bing. | |
yeah that too | I would like to give a big 'fuck you' to anybody that actually still believes I was behind the thing that happened a year ago | |
if anything it increases advertiser interest because it shows twitter is doing its best to be genuine. | This is the kind of optimism I come to this sub for | |
It's going to trade sideways and you both lose | i fucking hope so. sold an iron fly today. | |
Yes, you should be scared. The soy bois are coming for your tendies | Not my tendies! | |
Your cousin Craig? | THANKS CRAIG | |
It doesn't really matter, they're basically the same truck anyways. | Yep. Pretty much a motorized wheelbarrow. | |
He feeds on opportunities like a pig at an all you can eat Buffet. | We Gen X'ers and Millennials could learn a thing or two from Jimmy Buffet. The way he bleeds Boomers dry with nostalgia, bullshit, and subpar music/food/booze should be an inspiration to us all. | |
whats the cash settled thing about? whats that mean? | think about it this way. if you sold puts and they expire in the money: if you traded SPX you'd be out a buncha cash. If you traded SPY you'd be put shares at a loss for you. Theoretically you could just sell covered calls on SPY until you were green again but you couldn't do the same with SPX. | |
I want to understand this comment | In a hundred years they'll find the Reddit servers and begin scouring them for a sense of our pop culture. It'll take them another hundred to understand once they hit /r/wsb. | |
this reminds me of the 2016 election when the dow futures were down 800 points & the rally that followed was like a scene out of Rocky IV. | my dick still hurts from the freedom boner i had that night | |
You know what they say - even a broken smart watch is right twice a day | More likely a broken smart watch won't even be right once a day. | |
Did you just answer your own question? Yes | Should more people answer their own easily searchable questions? Yes | |
You holding through earnings? I picked up 10 10AUG45C @ 2.33 on a whim, haven't been following TWTR at all | He said fds, earning isnt this week | |
Same here. I'm not great at predicting downward trends, so have made zero profit on puts so far. | I’m in that same boat. Apparently I’m an optimist and didn’t know it? Can only see the upside. | |
You will find out what PEs are and what value investing is, don't worry. You don't understand now, you will. | I'm so happy I didn't invest in AMZN, NFLX, TWTR, any biotech, etc. It may have returned 10x, but P/E is the only metric that matters. You're like a dumb David Einhorn. | |
Nope. Nor do I care. | Then you shouldn't be making statements about AMD | |
Everyone is responding that sneakers are a better investment. wow | Hey that’s what you think. You’re not the one who had to wear Apple options on their feet for the last 200 years. | |
'I'm willing to pay $45 to overcome shitty UI on my free trading app' | I have 6k worth of calls, I’m pretty bullish on the stock bro. You think I mind owning a share? | |
So happy for my USO calls. | Oil will be a good bet until mid 2019, then we’ll see how the market reacts to the added volume of the pipelines opening up next year. | |
finally! thank you. | This applies to literally every security | |
those will be glorious by the end of the week holy shit | Or a little depressing | |
Hasn’t it been grossly overvalued for like 7 years? This is my fundamental issue with fundamental analysis...by design it’s almost always gonna keep you out of the best performing stocks | I wouldn’t say so, as it still had a lot of growth to realistically achieve | |
You're right. I should have just kept the puts and taken the loss. I'll make sure to blow my account up later this week to honor you guys. | Post a screen shot of your trades | |
Are you clinically retarded? | It happened like it or not | |
Oh noooo your easy money tendies are being questioned. what will you do? Do what all other millennials do, report them, silence them. Fight against obvious statements and facts. | Dude... it’s a joke. This sub used to worship AMD. Those were the days! | |
suppose the stock goes up such that the intrinsic cost of the option is greater than the premium you bought it for. you will always find a willing buyer. | Apparently not if the stock reverse split or split and you have one of those -.1/-.2 options and no one else has. | |
Great yeah but how does that make money though? | Advertising. | |
What's the story behind your flair? | What part don’t you understand? | |
Well I’m on this sub | ... me too lol. Let me know if it’s a hot deal. | |
Do you get paid for losing your money? Because I need to apply | No, but you can open a hedge fund and get paid for losing other people's money. Even better. | |
Try it now | Daddy liek | |
also didn't read the post | Skimming is reading right? | |
We good | Maybe twitter is just shit. | |
[Nothing unexpected yet](https://new.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8lnkwk/holodomur/e24tcvr/?context=3) but that's easy to say at the moment. We'll see if it actually reverses near where I figured it would have to. There is a reasonable chance I'm wrong. | What's the reasoning for having to reverse at 58? | |
Why did you sell? | I bought these calls in the beginning of June so I've been negative for a while, finally made it just above what I paid so I cashed out planning to buy back in today for less, never saw that less tho | |
Could you elaborate if you don’t mind? | tRaDe WArS ArE eaSy tO WiN | |
Go 400% | Go 420% | |
They never heard of aeroguard? | Elon is so impressive, when he arrived, mosquitoes left. | |
The free trades each year for accounts large enough sounds great on Merrill, but I'm moving to tastyworks from vanguard. I don't plan on doing much stock trading, but I would like to be able to regularly sell covered calls and cash-secured puts (without paying fucktons of commission). | i also use the +75% cashback bonus on the credit cards. makes the credit cards a minimum of 2.65% cash back, up to like 5% on travel and food, and you get the higher service banking for free too + ME research. the other perks are mostly garbo tho. | |
see you back here in a few weeks with a RH screenshot of a 90% loss. | Nah, I have a bigger account but these were my first option trades. Decided to take it small. I don’t trade on RH. I’m up 7% in the 2 hours I’ve made the trade. | |
Good question. I don't think it would assuming he bought diff strike prices and exp. ( exp. would be different since 7/6 is in the past) | Yes it does but chances are he is not matching that loss to any gains so it should be fine | |
lmao right. I guess after 6 years of 'I'm leaving now' to get more money finally became 'ok im outtie' wild. | Haha, exactly. Seems like a step down. I hope his next move is to MLS down the line. | |
I wanted to so bad, was too broke | I was down $6k at one point so I feel you | |
That is very true | big if true | |
Wait until they hear about Amazon | Sad what they're doing down there to all those trees. | |
Because its a legit shithole of a city that only has a train station into NYC | Stamford has some bad parts but it’s close to Darien, new Canaan, Westport, fairfield and greenwich which are all known for very lavish lifestyle and wealth. I have s tough time finding a better neighborhood to live in that isn’t in California. | |
Yea wtf, all that call volume but the stocks going down | As if it was determined from all the call volume.. | |
The weakest kids went out first | Well now they're the strongest kids | |
Definitely have some FOMO on this one. Good on that guy though. | Yeah same. I was looking at TWTR calls yesterday | |
It’ll come back. I spoke with the Lord | Praise Kek | |
I go boating around there there all time! As the wiki says it is definitely best to not get to close with the rocks. This is what I thought of when he said Dispair Ave. I can’t believe you linked this. | https://goo.gl/maps/ivHxTn8dyT22 | |
I still hold 7/20. Though I don't think it will go in the money. | I have 20 8/17 $60 calls. I fucked up and should have gotten out a long fucking time ago. now I am holding for a couple more weeks to see if I can recover something. | |
Didn't they just hit those last week?? | Some people would argue the real target is the promised 500,000 cars by end of 2018, and not a single week of burst rate production. | |
IDK I just sold my calls though | Same, just made 80%... not gonna stick till the drop | |
Del Friscos apparently closed a few weeks ago. At least according to my bartender at Zaza. Zaza is fire. | What you know about Fiesta? | |
Link? | His source is his asshole. It's utter bullshit. | |
I am pretty sure most of them had no idea who he is. | That's why he's so pissed. | |
I just checked. I bought on May 31st at $57. I just picked up another contract now for half the price my previous contracts were worth lol. | I was able to pick up 52.5 contracts for $2.44 last week during the dip. You definitely overpaid for those OTM ones. | |
can't steal ip if he open sourced the patents years ago | Lol. Nobody gives a shit about that. | |
Isn’t this also called a broken wing butterfly? | No, because protection wasn't bought at the higher strike to make it a broken wing butterfly. If it were to be a BWB, it would be something like buy 1x $12 strike, sell 2x $13 strike, skip $14 strike, buy 1x $15 strike for upside protection. The buyer likely doesn't see that much upside potential in the short term, as the stock's most recent highs are in the $13-14 range. | |
But are those indictments and guilty pleas have anything to do with Trump? or connecting Trump to Russia? Hmmmm? kek. | Well apparently there is something there because the investigation is still ongoing. Republicans are continuing to invest time and focus in on this. Trumps personal lawyer has now hinted that Trump isn’t as clean as they have been claiming. These are Republicans leading an investigation of a republican president. Kek. | |
Well tomorrow is Wednesday | fuck this is the longest week ever. I legit thought tomorrow would be Thursday until this comment. | |
You should've done a 60k deposit. Everybody's first option goes up 100% and now you lost your freebie. | If only I wasn't negative 40k in student loans. Get rich or die tryin' at this point. Next step is bankruptcy/prison if this doesn't work out (child support obligations are a bitch) | |
Ya I'm already banned, I think they tried to ban everyone from this sub | Same | |
Yeah uh, hope you sold that bad boy because it won’t be that much in the morning by the looks of it. | We're all gonna need a lot of lube tho | |
They’ll let us know when they finish making the customer’s latte | Implying those pinko psychos are even employed. | |
No it's actually a bull trap disguised as a bear trap, so you'll still lose money both ways | Stupid traps in traps. At least I bought a put for insurance this time | |
nvm, it's cause they missed on revenue, a whopping 2.7 mil | Weird, exceeding EPS and coming up short by 2.7mil out of 473mil doesn't seem like grounds for a 5% sell off |
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