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Morning person
481,031
Night 0wl
708,342
Get completely drunk after 1 unit of alcohol
409,586
Never be able to get drunk
794,369
The ability to have full control over your dreams
817,933
Never have to sleep
390,680
Be considered a liar
633,484
Be considered a cheater
504,853
Shoot both your mother's kneecaps
119,441
Cut off your own penis
68,259
See blurry all the time
263,284
See everything in black and white
911,371
Only Brutal Metal
718,184
Only Justin Bieber
410,155
Not be able to see the colors purple, red or blue
766,803
See everything in black, white, and gray
382,212
Get high
618,856
Get drunk
551,997
Blind with amazing musical ability
539,890
Deaf with amazing artistic ability
595,757
Peanut butter first
713,653
Jelly first
417,074
Listen to music again
469,383
Play video games again
710,427
Gandalf
594,662
Dumbledore
541,683
Kill a unicorn in front of thousands of children
778,943
Kill a beloved dolphin in front of thousands of children
389,680
Accidentally sleep with your Dad
48,582
Find out your Mom used to be a man
178,263
Be swept up in a hurricane
641,644
Be lost in a flood
478,073
Overdose on every drug at the same time
600,271
Fall off a 100 story building
533,319
Suck the venom out of his ball sack on the spot
59,474
Try to get him to safety in time
136,506
End world hunger
438,314
Find a cure for cancer
775,964
Go back in time and correct the single biggest mistake of your life
858,027
Go WAY back in time and come up with the Pythagorean Theorem before Pythagoras so you can have an equation named after you
286,766
Stick your cut up hand into a bowl of vinegar
531,012
Eat 3 worms alive
604,725
Be hunted by people
189,499
Hunt people
990,305
Marry a 10 year old, and have a faithful relationship while receiving $100,000 per year
641,537
Not
569,780
The Amazon jungle
533,737
The deep sea in a submarine
594,900
Be captured by a wild tribe in the jungles
430,992
Be captured by pirates at sea
698,442
Have a lightsaber (Star Wars)
1,024,815
Have a phaser (Star Trek)
120,229
Kill 5 people with a knife
459,295
Shoot 10 people to death
698,530
Eat a rancid mixture of rotten egg and old fish
442,983
Bathe naked in vomit
568,355
Only play Risk
362,012
Only play Monopoly
781,150
Save your dad's life by giving him a blowjob
61,652
Save your mom's life by giving her cunnalingus
115,382
Superbowl
538,354
World Cup Final
570,784
Burp extremely loudly every 30 seconds
733,379
Let out a smelly, long-lasting fart every 5 minutes
366,216
Eat a Butterfinger
350,114
Eat a Snickers
803,405
Be near deaf
655,672
Hear everything two minutes later
483,220
Kill yourself
599,218
Push a button and have a random 10,000 people die
590,045
Swallow three jawbreakers
674,731
Swallow a foot long candy cane
381,819
Be picked apart piece by piece to the bone every day for all eternity
39,209
Pick apart a person piece by piece, to the bone every day for all eternity
175,885
Be locked in an NYC studio apt with 400 pugs for a year
674,943
Be forced to round up all the pugs in the U.S. and put them on a boat bound for North Korea
363,440
Be extremely paranoid
535,563
Be extremely naive
589,900
Have your ass and genitals change places
114,187
Have your feet and hands change places
112,398
Listen to only old Broadway musical songs
625,924
Listen to only christmas music
479,126
Beat a tiger in a fight who ate a man
570,253
Beat a man in a fight who ate a tiger
576,271
Army crawl everywhere
802,683
Always have bad luck
307,330
Always speak in pig-latin
257,925
Always speak in Shakespeare dialogue
856,487
Always have a sore throat
813,035
Live with no fingers on preferred hand
301,438
Watch your parents have sex every night for the rest of your life
84,760
Join in once to make it stop
125,482
Be an only child
871,629
Have one parent
297,756
Reddit
164,656
Youtube
1,033,399
Be stupid and have a brilliant kid
713,598
Be brilliant and have a stupid kid
473,666
Live to be 120 and accomplish nothing notable
257,230
Live to be 50 and be well-known for world changing accomplishments
876,209
Cheese
130,913
Blowjobs
71,044
Personal chauffeur
304,959
Personal chef
838,249
Never tie your shoes again
492,384
Never untangle headphone wires again
679,529
40 quarters ($10)
311,349
10 $100 bills ($1,000)
793,551
Be the first to climb Mt. Everest
197,331
Be the first on the Moon
983,912
Jennifer Aniston
597,843
Angelina Jolie
506,097
Mountain Dew
621,176
Dr. Pepper
537,964
Continue studying PhD
318,353
Leave school to take the high paying job
768,859
Wake up in chunky vomit
117,472
Wake up in thick sperm
108,766
Swear in every sentence forever
812,770
Constantly have your hand down your trousers
320,750
Have surgery in a Mexican hospital
447,852
Have surgery on the American Indian reservation closest to you
617,341
Be a US senator
274,132
Be the US president
851,083
Be a patient in a faith based (e.g. Catholic, Lutheran, Jewish) hospital
244,500
Be a patient in a privately or community owned hospital
789,186
Thanks
431,121
Please
763,482
Pay to see a female comedian.
323,315
Be paid the same amount to be slapped 10 times in the face.
398,203
Two left hands
523,930
Two left feet
622,090
James Cameron
337,924
Steven Spielberg
718,489
Clean a room covered in blood
1,068,757
Clean a room filled with poo
119,069
Experience a level 10 (Richter scale) earthquake every week
155,989
Have a two foot, flexible electric sex toy permanently implanted in your butt
68,198
Freeze to death in the arctic
885,209
Burn to death in the desert
255,460
Fight a bear
728,953
Fight a lion
431,011
Have been to Hogwarts
539,629
Trained under Obi-Wan Kenobi
615,102
Have Gandalf as your Granddad
561,707
Have Dumbledore as your Granddad
568,519
Have a conversation with Yoda for 10 minutes
736,266
Punch Jar Jar Binks for an hour
405,216
Eat your favorite food for the rest of your life
139,229
Eat whatever you want but never gain weight
1,050,917
Natural childbirth
385,709
Have an epidural
251,453
Spend a year with the Pope
424,486
Spend a year with the Dalai Lama
657,229
Be mortal on a immortal planet
331,710
Be immortal on a mortal planet
829,605
Tokyo
952,045
Hong Kong
200,981
Twitter bird
754,045
WWF Panda
327,555
Like a 2-year old
357,905
In a sarcastic tone
792,150
Be tall and really skinny
789,349
Be buff and really short
377,493
Become a Pokemon trainer
582,164
Attend Hogwarts
597,897
Communicate with animals
544,567
Speak every language fluently
664,348
Control your dreams
721,828
Watch them the next day
506,996
Be a mermaid
340,189
Be a princess
361,586
Always have sticky fingers
832,534
Always have bad breath
305,708
Genetically alter your child
481,663
Leave it to nature
658,092
Be a starting NFL kicker in the league for 15 years
274,056
Be a starting NFL quarterback in the league for 4 years
333,198
Only your underwear
502,517
A costume of your oppisite gender
641,668
Eat only Chinese food all the time
656,622
Eat only Mexican food all the time
517,893
Leap tall buildings in a single bound (like Superman)
252,765
Be able to fun as fast as the Flash
880,321
Eat 20 Ice cubes in 90 seconds
915,398
Forget everything that you did in the past year
251,739
Have a lot of time but no freedom
278,049
Have freedom but no time
837,992
Mathematician
508,185
Writer
663,005
Limb
703,514
Eyeball
432,575
Be wanted for murder and be on the run
665,985
Be a homeless man who only has boxers
460,219
A know it all
911,173
Very ignorant
230,940
Have 2 million YouTube subscribers
975,433
Have 1 million Twitter followers
201,997
An unknown superhero
829,797
A famous villain
450,146