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Morning person | 481,031 | Night 0wl | 708,342 |
Get completely drunk after 1 unit of alcohol | 409,586 | Never be able to get drunk | 794,369 |
The ability to have full control over your dreams | 817,933 | Never have to sleep | 390,680 |
Be considered a liar | 633,484 | Be considered a cheater | 504,853 |
Shoot both your mother's kneecaps | 119,441 | Cut off your own penis | 68,259 |
See blurry all the time | 263,284 | See everything in black and white | 911,371 |
Only Brutal Metal | 718,184 | Only Justin Bieber | 410,155 |
Not be able to see the colors purple, red or blue | 766,803 | See everything in black, white, and gray | 382,212 |
Get high | 618,856 | Get drunk | 551,997 |
Blind with amazing musical ability | 539,890 | Deaf with amazing artistic ability | 595,757 |
Peanut butter first | 713,653 | Jelly first | 417,074 |
Listen to music again | 469,383 | Play video games again | 710,427 |
Gandalf | 594,662 | Dumbledore | 541,683 |
Kill a unicorn in front of thousands of children | 778,943 | Kill a beloved dolphin in front of thousands of children | 389,680 |
Accidentally sleep with your Dad | 48,582 | Find out your Mom used to be a man | 178,263 |
Be swept up in a hurricane | 641,644 | Be lost in a flood | 478,073 |
Overdose on every drug at the same time | 600,271 | Fall off a 100 story building | 533,319 |
Suck the venom out of his ball sack on the spot | 59,474 | Try to get him to safety in time | 136,506 |
End world hunger | 438,314 | Find a cure for cancer | 775,964 |
Go back in time and correct the single biggest mistake of your life | 858,027 | Go WAY back in time and come up with the Pythagorean Theorem before Pythagoras so you can have an equation named after you | 286,766 |
Stick your cut up hand into a bowl of vinegar | 531,012 | Eat 3 worms alive | 604,725 |
Be hunted by people | 189,499 | Hunt people | 990,305 |
Marry a 10 year old, and have a faithful relationship while receiving $100,000 per year | 641,537 | Not | 569,780 |
The Amazon jungle | 533,737 | The deep sea in a submarine | 594,900 |
Be captured by a wild tribe in the jungles | 430,992 | Be captured by pirates at sea | 698,442 |
Have a lightsaber (Star Wars) | 1,024,815 | Have a phaser (Star Trek) | 120,229 |
Kill 5 people with a knife | 459,295 | Shoot 10 people to death | 698,530 |
Eat a rancid mixture of rotten egg and old fish | 442,983 | Bathe naked in vomit | 568,355 |
Only play Risk | 362,012 | Only play Monopoly | 781,150 |
Save your dad's life by giving him a blowjob | 61,652 | Save your mom's life by giving her cunnalingus | 115,382 |
Superbowl | 538,354 | World Cup Final | 570,784 |
Burp extremely loudly every 30 seconds | 733,379 | Let out a smelly, long-lasting fart every 5 minutes | 366,216 |
Eat a Butterfinger | 350,114 | Eat a Snickers | 803,405 |
Be near deaf | 655,672 | Hear everything two minutes later | 483,220 |
Kill yourself | 599,218 | Push a button and have a random 10,000 people die | 590,045 |
Swallow three jawbreakers | 674,731 | Swallow a foot long candy cane | 381,819 |
Be picked apart piece by piece to the bone every day for all eternity | 39,209 | Pick apart a person piece by piece, to the bone every day for all eternity | 175,885 |
Be locked in an NYC studio apt with 400 pugs for a year | 674,943 | Be forced to round up all the pugs in the U.S. and put them on a boat bound for North Korea | 363,440 |
Be extremely paranoid | 535,563 | Be extremely naive | 589,900 |
Have your ass and genitals change places | 114,187 | Have your feet and hands change places | 112,398 |
Listen to only old Broadway musical songs | 625,924 | Listen to only christmas music | 479,126 |
Beat a tiger in a fight who ate a man | 570,253 | Beat a man in a fight who ate a tiger | 576,271 |
Army crawl everywhere | 802,683 | Always have bad luck | 307,330 |
Always speak in pig-latin | 257,925 | Always speak in Shakespeare dialogue | 856,487 |
Always have a sore throat | 813,035 | Live with no fingers on preferred hand | 301,438 |
Watch your parents have sex every night for the rest of your life | 84,760 | Join in once to make it stop | 125,482 |
Be an only child | 871,629 | Have one parent | 297,756 |
Reddit | 164,656 | Youtube | 1,033,399 |
Be stupid and have a brilliant kid | 713,598 | Be brilliant and have a stupid kid | 473,666 |
Live to be 120 and accomplish nothing notable | 257,230 | Live to be 50 and be well-known for world changing accomplishments | 876,209 |
Cheese | 130,913 | Blowjobs | 71,044 |
Personal chauffeur | 304,959 | Personal chef | 838,249 |
Never tie your shoes again | 492,384 | Never untangle headphone wires again | 679,529 |
40 quarters ($10) | 311,349 | 10 $100 bills ($1,000) | 793,551 |
Be the first to climb Mt. Everest | 197,331 | Be the first on the Moon | 983,912 |
Jennifer Aniston | 597,843 | Angelina Jolie | 506,097 |
Mountain Dew | 621,176 | Dr. Pepper | 537,964 |
Continue studying PhD | 318,353 | Leave school to take the high paying job | 768,859 |
Wake up in chunky vomit | 117,472 | Wake up in thick sperm | 108,766 |
Swear in every sentence forever | 812,770 | Constantly have your hand down your trousers | 320,750 |
Have surgery in a Mexican hospital | 447,852 | Have surgery on the American Indian reservation closest to you | 617,341 |
Be a US senator | 274,132 | Be the US president | 851,083 |
Be a patient in a faith based (e.g. Catholic, Lutheran, Jewish) hospital | 244,500 | Be a patient in a privately or community owned hospital | 789,186 |
Thanks | 431,121 | Please | 763,482 |
Pay to see a female comedian. | 323,315 | Be paid the same amount to be slapped 10 times in the face. | 398,203 |
Two left hands | 523,930 | Two left feet | 622,090 |
James Cameron | 337,924 | Steven Spielberg | 718,489 |
Clean a room covered in blood | 1,068,757 | Clean a room filled with poo | 119,069 |
Experience a level 10 (Richter scale) earthquake every week | 155,989 | Have a two foot, flexible electric sex toy permanently implanted in your butt | 68,198 |
Freeze to death in the arctic | 885,209 | Burn to death in the desert | 255,460 |
Fight a bear | 728,953 | Fight a lion | 431,011 |
Have been to Hogwarts | 539,629 | Trained under Obi-Wan Kenobi | 615,102 |
Have Gandalf as your Granddad | 561,707 | Have Dumbledore as your Granddad | 568,519 |
Have a conversation with Yoda for 10 minutes | 736,266 | Punch Jar Jar Binks for an hour | 405,216 |
Eat your favorite food for the rest of your life | 139,229 | Eat whatever you want but never gain weight | 1,050,917 |
Natural childbirth | 385,709 | Have an epidural | 251,453 |
Spend a year with the Pope | 424,486 | Spend a year with the Dalai Lama | 657,229 |
Be mortal on a immortal planet | 331,710 | Be immortal on a mortal planet | 829,605 |
Tokyo | 952,045 | Hong Kong | 200,981 |
Twitter bird | 754,045 | WWF Panda | 327,555 |
Like a 2-year old | 357,905 | In a sarcastic tone | 792,150 |
Be tall and really skinny | 789,349 | Be buff and really short | 377,493 |
Become a Pokemon trainer | 582,164 | Attend Hogwarts | 597,897 |
Communicate with animals | 544,567 | Speak every language fluently | 664,348 |
Control your dreams | 721,828 | Watch them the next day | 506,996 |
Be a mermaid | 340,189 | Be a princess | 361,586 |
Always have sticky fingers | 832,534 | Always have bad breath | 305,708 |
Genetically alter your child | 481,663 | Leave it to nature | 658,092 |
Be a starting NFL kicker in the league for 15 years | 274,056 | Be a starting NFL quarterback in the league for 4 years | 333,198 |
Only your underwear | 502,517 | A costume of your oppisite gender | 641,668 |
Eat only Chinese food all the time | 656,622 | Eat only Mexican food all the time | 517,893 |
Leap tall buildings in a single bound (like Superman) | 252,765 | Be able to fun as fast as the Flash | 880,321 |
Eat 20 Ice cubes in 90 seconds | 915,398 | Forget everything that you did in the past year | 251,739 |
Have a lot of time but no freedom | 278,049 | Have freedom but no time | 837,992 |
Mathematician | 508,185 | Writer | 663,005 |
Limb | 703,514 | Eyeball | 432,575 |
Be wanted for murder and be on the run | 665,985 | Be a homeless man who only has boxers | 460,219 |
A know it all | 911,173 | Very ignorant | 230,940 |
Have 2 million YouTube subscribers | 975,433 | Have 1 million Twitter followers | 201,997 |
An unknown superhero | 829,797 | A famous villain | 450,146 |
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