option_a stringlengths 3 167 | votes_a int64 0 1.59M | option_b stringlengths 3 160 | votes_b int64 0 1.51M |
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Own 10,000 Mr. Potato Heads | 434,194 | Own 10,000 bobble heads | 753,591 |
Be the best singer in the world... but ugly | 462,988 | Be the worst singer in the world... but beautiful | 760,628 |
Be forced to attend school for your entire life | 529,539 | Be forced to marry your distant cousin | 680,037 |
Have it facing the wall | 282,693 | Have it facing away from the wall | 845,651 |
Teach Spanish | 557,755 | Teach math | 688,128 |
Eat two pounds of human fat | 146,748 | Drink a liter of genital sweat | 69,679 |
Be extremely unattractive | 491,215 | Be extremely attractive, but have a hand that smells perpetually like poop | 686,925 |
Live in the world overrun by Zombies | 585,386 | Live in the world of My Little Pony | 669,364 |
Be starving for the rest of your life | 552,857 | Or obese for the rest of your life | 620,020 |
Cut off each individual toe with a knife | 692,971 | Pull out each tooth with pliers (including molars) | 380,949 |
Be a girl with a buzz cut | 315,564 | Be a boy with thick, long, curly hair | 880,105 |
Drink a gallon of mustard in one sitting | 518,656 | Use mustard as toothpaste for 3 weeks | 607,263 |
Be Australian | 528,244 | Be American | 738,855 |
Be chinese | 351,319 | Be japanese | 883,030 |
Be Gandolf | 486,123 | Be Luke Skywalker | 694,615 |
Eat soup for every meal with only your face | 902,859 | Stab your tongue with a fork every time you ate | 248,627 |
Listen to only one song for the rest of your life | 871,758 | Listen to no music for the rest of your life | 335,837 |
Eat waffles | 604,454 | Eat pancakes | 634,259 |
Watch your parent's sex tape | 93,406 | Watch you and your girl/boyfriend's sex tape with your parents | 136,450 |
Assassinate Martin Luther King Jr. | 102,019 | Assassinate Mahatma Gandhi | 122,426 |
Be in a no-named rock band | 638,983 | Be in a wildly popular kids band like the Wiggles | 516,954 |
Chop off your own arm | 499,440 | Chop off a complete strangers arm, but they come back to kill you in 30 years | 688,288 |
Buy a gun | 129,541 | Buy a passport | 121,241 |
Have sex with a Siberian Tiger, everyday for the rest of your life | 177,333 | Live with 1000 pregnant Camel Spiders | 48,097 |
Kill Hitler | 200,900 | Kill Lee Harvey Oswald | 41,607 |
Eat 100 ants | 951,767 | Eat 50 beetles | 215,693 |
Be smart and unlucky | 483,987 | Be dumb and really lucky | 750,057 |
Be a gangster | 565,370 | Be a freemason | 580,655 |
Swim in a pool of period blood | 115,555 | Swim in a pool of semen | 115,123 |
Be bilingual | 194,786 | Be bisexual | 50,271 |
Be sexually deprived | 98,362 | Have chronic masturbation problems | 132,060 |
Live forever (or until the end of the Universe) | 1,050,169 | Die right now with no afterlife | 176,604 |
Eat the rotting corpse of a skunk | 49,705 | Eat pubic hair | 169,653 |
Get killed by your boyfriend/girlfriend | 692,400 | Get killed by your best friend | 507,398 |
Run into a full grown Alien from Alien | 518,277 | Run into Predator | 605,773 |
Slam your hand on top of a thumbtack with a half inch pin | 632,678 | Shoot yourself in the top of the foot with a nail gun | 431,882 |
Shoot a shotgun | 679,512 | Shoot a handgun | 524,063 |
Porsche | 389,556 | Ferrari | 826,948 |
Death by firing squad | 889,201 | Death by hanging | 284,301 |
Be stuck in a aquarium with a great white shark | 769,336 | Be stuck in a room where the floor is covered in a layer of spiders | 414,996 |
Lose the ability to feel emotions | 912,677 | Be physically paralyzed | 283,356 |
Know the exact time and place of your own death | 517,561 | Know the exact time and place of death of everyone around you | 686,581 |
Be able to travel at light speed | 468,244 | Be able to read minds | 784,976 |
Eat your own hand | 759,176 | Eat a loved ones eye | 389,823 |
Have anal with a transexual | 55,838 | Have oral with a transexual | 121,710 |
Be in the Justice Leauge | 331,187 | Be an Avenger | 853,347 |
Be stuck on the moon | 617,557 | Be free floating in space | 600,363 |
Spend Monday to Saturday knocking down the wall off China for the rest of your life | 510,720 | Never be able to leave your bedroom | 658,296 |
Live in your dream house thousands of miles from any civilization | 841,659 | Live in the city of your dreams, in a small house, with five foreigners you can't understand | 314,763 |
Sing everything you say | 675,336 | Dance all your movements | 539,458 |
Be a motherfuckin' wizard | 216,248 | Be King of England | 36,333 |
Be a Wizard | 1,012,661 | Be the King of England | 231,067 |
Run someone over | 799,556 | Be run over | 413,411 |
Have a very attractive spouse that treats you badly | 392,186 | Have an ugly spouse that adores you | 754,688 |
Take a load in the ear everyday | 125,707 | Take a load in the mouth and swallow it everyday | 52,502 |
Be thrown into a snake pit | 767,610 | Be thrown into a spider pit. | 408,554 |
Skyrim | 656,008 | Modern Warfare 3 | 488,348 |
Save the Library of Alexandria from burning | 398,368 | Know what happened to Atlantis | 764,816 |
Kill your daughter to save an entire country from a huge catastrophe | 530,457 | Be the cause of the catastrophe that destroys a country | 640,816 |
Eat 300 doughnuts in 4 hours for $500 | 834,167 | Drink a cup of sour milk for $50 | 369,334 |
Lie every time you are asked a question | 304,364 | Tell the truth every time you are asked a question | 897,916 |
Be a Muslim | 347,799 | Be a Jew | 784,227 |
Be Zeus | 834,389 | Be Poseidon | 369,075 |
Always take cold Showers | 477,163 | Never feel anything cold | 751,850 |
Eat a pie | 795,444 | Eat a grape | 438,084 |
Eat only buffalo wings for the rest of your life | 1,064,619 | Drink only buffalo sauce for the rest of your life | 92,779 |
Poop rainbows | 735,334 | Vomit rainbows | 513,291 |
Have to watch your parents have sex every day | 95,550 | Join your parents having sex once, and never have to watch them again | 115,389 |
Be 21 | 1,043,570 | Be 10 | 239,904 |
Eat what you find in a dump | 274,764 | Eat sealife from the bottom of the sea | 853,899 |
Give birth | 174,389 | Be hit by a lacrosse ball that bursts 1 of your balls | 62,102 |
Have created Facebook | 877,099 | Have created Twitter | 355,200 |
Leave Earth forever and live with a race of aliens | 296,581 | Get to meet a race of aliens but stay on Earth | 899,992 |
Eat a breakfast of only jellybeans | 339,257 | Eat a breakfast of only hot wings | 865,346 |
Be with a blonde | 275,145 | Be with a brunette | 478,572 |
Eat 25 toenails | 323,084 | Snort a tablespoon of cinnamon | 826,508 |
Use a spoon | 429,391 | Use a fork | 800,619 |
Receive $5 a day for the rest of your life | 650,939 | Receive $50,000 right here, right now | 606,190 |
Lick the armpit of a sweaty cab driver. | 911,103 | Eat the ear wax of an old man who has never cleaned his ears. | 126,539 |
Pick the red option | 419 | Pick the blue option | 516 |
Be walked in on while watching porn | 58,557 | Be walked in on while watching Celine Dion music videos | 141,273 |
Live happily ever after with your favorite romance novel hero | 122,996 | Live happily ever after with your favorite movie/TV show hero | 567,851 |
Be a spokesperson for an erectile-dysfunction treatment | 112,552 | Be a spokesperson for a diarrhea/constipation remedy | 97,954 |
Have your current pet live as long as you do | 769,980 | Bring a past pet back to life | 400,290 |
Have a stylist do your hair and makeup every day | 286,241 | Have a fashionista pick you a new outfit every day | 425,217 |
Win a $5,000 shopping spree to any store | 553,866 | Win a 10-day free vacation to any destination | 659,879 |
Have your face covered in severe acne | 825,074 | Be extremely fat | 372,853 |
Have a micro-penis | 45,235 | Only be able to get an erection < 10% of the time | 183,348 |
Sleep on a pillow with a blood stain | 621,662 | Sleep on a really hard and uncomfortable pillow | 580,234 |
Have to give a graphic naked picture of yourself to anyone who asked for it | 781,172 | Give up sex | 398,236 |
Be featured on the show Bridezillas | 331,500 | Be featured on the show What Not to Wear | 656,402 |
Own a baby otter | 431,865 | Own a messenger owl | 773,790 |
Be chased by 100 rabid squirrels through a flat, open plain | 522,699 | Go down a 200 ft slide completely made out of ice head first with your shirt off | 575,247 |
Have a terrible audition on "American Idol" | 674,770 | Get a ridiculously easy question wrong on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" | 467,741 |
Attend Hogwarts | 694,793 | Attend Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters | 482,426 |
Mansion in Beverly Hills | 640,850 | Penthouse in Manhattan | 507,632 |
Serve 7 years in a rough prison | 687,290 | Kill and eat your pet dog | 504,319 |
Pee your pants once a day at a random time | 1,044,469 | Poop your pants once a day at a random time | 133,383 |
Have a house made of sprawling underground rooms and tunnels | 616,049 | Have a small flying house | 550,445 |
Smell like farts all the time | 254,527 | Get sprayed by a skunk once a month for the rest of your life | 867,411 |
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