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Own 10,000 Mr. Potato Heads
434,194
Own 10,000 bobble heads
753,591
Be the best singer in the world... but ugly
462,988
Be the worst singer in the world... but beautiful
760,628
Be forced to attend school for your entire life
529,539
Be forced to marry your distant cousin
680,037
Have it facing the wall
282,693
Have it facing away from the wall
845,651
Teach Spanish
557,755
Teach math
688,128
Eat two pounds of human fat
146,748
Drink a liter of genital sweat
69,679
Be extremely unattractive
491,215
Be extremely attractive, but have a hand that smells perpetually like poop
686,925
Live in the world overrun by Zombies
585,386
Live in the world of My Little Pony
669,364
Be starving for the rest of your life
552,857
Or obese for the rest of your life
620,020
Cut off each individual toe with a knife
692,971
Pull out each tooth with pliers (including molars)
380,949
Be a girl with a buzz cut
315,564
Be a boy with thick, long, curly hair
880,105
Drink a gallon of mustard in one sitting
518,656
Use mustard as toothpaste for 3 weeks
607,263
Be Australian
528,244
Be American
738,855
Be chinese
351,319
Be japanese
883,030
Be Gandolf
486,123
Be Luke Skywalker
694,615
Eat soup for every meal with only your face
902,859
Stab your tongue with a fork every time you ate
248,627
Listen to only one song for the rest of your life
871,758
Listen to no music for the rest of your life
335,837
Eat waffles
604,454
Eat pancakes
634,259
Watch your parent's sex tape
93,406
Watch you and your girl/boyfriend's sex tape with your parents
136,450
Assassinate Martin Luther King Jr.
102,019
Assassinate Mahatma Gandhi
122,426
Be in a no-named rock band
638,983
Be in a wildly popular kids band like the Wiggles
516,954
Chop off your own arm
499,440
Chop off a complete strangers arm, but they come back to kill you in 30 years
688,288
Buy a gun
129,541
Buy a passport
121,241
Have sex with a Siberian Tiger, everyday for the rest of your life
177,333
Live with 1000 pregnant Camel Spiders
48,097
Kill Hitler
200,900
Kill Lee Harvey Oswald
41,607
Eat 100 ants
951,767
Eat 50 beetles
215,693
Be smart and unlucky
483,987
Be dumb and really lucky
750,057
Be a gangster
565,370
Be a freemason
580,655
Swim in a pool of period blood
115,555
Swim in a pool of semen
115,123
Be bilingual
194,786
Be bisexual
50,271
Be sexually deprived
98,362
Have chronic masturbation problems
132,060
Live forever (or until the end of the Universe)
1,050,169
Die right now with no afterlife
176,604
Eat the rotting corpse of a skunk
49,705
Eat pubic hair
169,653
Get killed by your boyfriend/girlfriend
692,400
Get killed by your best friend
507,398
Run into a full grown Alien from Alien
518,277
Run into Predator
605,773
Slam your hand on top of a thumbtack with a half inch pin
632,678
Shoot yourself in the top of the foot with a nail gun
431,882
Shoot a shotgun
679,512
Shoot a handgun
524,063
Porsche
389,556
Ferrari
826,948
Death by firing squad
889,201
Death by hanging
284,301
Be stuck in a aquarium with a great white shark
769,336
Be stuck in a room where the floor is covered in a layer of spiders
414,996
Lose the ability to feel emotions
912,677
Be physically paralyzed
283,356
Know the exact time and place of your own death
517,561
Know the exact time and place of death of everyone around you
686,581
Be able to travel at light speed
468,244
Be able to read minds
784,976
Eat your own hand
759,176
Eat a loved ones eye
389,823
Have anal with a transexual
55,838
Have oral with a transexual
121,710
Be in the Justice Leauge
331,187
Be an Avenger
853,347
Be stuck on the moon
617,557
Be free floating in space
600,363
Spend Monday to Saturday knocking down the wall off China for the rest of your life
510,720
Never be able to leave your bedroom
658,296
Live in your dream house thousands of miles from any civilization
841,659
Live in the city of your dreams, in a small house, with five foreigners you can't understand
314,763
Sing everything you say
675,336
Dance all your movements
539,458
Be a motherfuckin' wizard
216,248
Be King of England
36,333
Be a Wizard
1,012,661
Be the King of England
231,067
Run someone over
799,556
Be run over
413,411
Have a very attractive spouse that treats you badly
392,186
Have an ugly spouse that adores you
754,688
Take a load in the ear everyday
125,707
Take a load in the mouth and swallow it everyday
52,502
Be thrown into a snake pit
767,610
Be thrown into a spider pit.
408,554
Skyrim
656,008
Modern Warfare 3
488,348
Save the Library of Alexandria from burning
398,368
Know what happened to Atlantis
764,816
Kill your daughter to save an entire country from a huge catastrophe
530,457
Be the cause of the catastrophe that destroys a country
640,816
Eat 300 doughnuts in 4 hours for $500
834,167
Drink a cup of sour milk for $50
369,334
Lie every time you are asked a question
304,364
Tell the truth every time you are asked a question
897,916
Be a Muslim
347,799
Be a Jew
784,227
Be Zeus
834,389
Be Poseidon
369,075
Always take cold Showers
477,163
Never feel anything cold
751,850
Eat a pie
795,444
Eat a grape
438,084
Eat only buffalo wings for the rest of your life
1,064,619
Drink only buffalo sauce for the rest of your life
92,779
Poop rainbows
735,334
Vomit rainbows
513,291
Have to watch your parents have sex every day
95,550
Join your parents having sex once, and never have to watch them again
115,389
Be 21
1,043,570
Be 10
239,904
Eat what you find in a dump
274,764
Eat sealife from the bottom of the sea
853,899
Give birth
174,389
Be hit by a lacrosse ball that bursts 1 of your balls
62,102
Have created Facebook
877,099
Have created Twitter
355,200
Leave Earth forever and live with a race of aliens
296,581
Get to meet a race of aliens but stay on Earth
899,992
Eat a breakfast of only jellybeans
339,257
Eat a breakfast of only hot wings
865,346
Be with a blonde
275,145
Be with a brunette
478,572
Eat 25 toenails
323,084
Snort a tablespoon of cinnamon
826,508
Use a spoon
429,391
Use a fork
800,619
Receive $5 a day for the rest of your life
650,939
Receive $50,000 right here, right now
606,190
Lick the armpit of a sweaty cab driver.
911,103
Eat the ear wax of an old man who has never cleaned his ears.
126,539
Pick the red option
419
Pick the blue option
516
Be walked in on while watching porn
58,557
Be walked in on while watching Celine Dion music videos
141,273
Live happily ever after with your favorite romance novel hero
122,996
Live happily ever after with your favorite movie/TV show hero
567,851
Be a spokesperson for an erectile-dysfunction treatment
112,552
Be a spokesperson for a diarrhea/constipation remedy
97,954
Have your current pet live as long as you do
769,980
Bring a past pet back to life
400,290
Have a stylist do your hair and makeup every day
286,241
Have a fashionista pick you a new outfit every day
425,217
Win a $5,000 shopping spree to any store
553,866
Win a 10-day free vacation to any destination
659,879
Have your face covered in severe acne
825,074
Be extremely fat
372,853
Have a micro-penis
45,235
Only be able to get an erection < 10% of the time
183,348
Sleep on a pillow with a blood stain
621,662
Sleep on a really hard and uncomfortable pillow
580,234
Have to give a graphic naked picture of yourself to anyone who asked for it
781,172
Give up sex
398,236
Be featured on the show Bridezillas
331,500
Be featured on the show What Not to Wear
656,402
Own a baby otter
431,865
Own a messenger owl
773,790
Be chased by 100 rabid squirrels through a flat, open plain
522,699
Go down a 200 ft slide completely made out of ice head first with your shirt off
575,247
Have a terrible audition on "American Idol"
674,770
Get a ridiculously easy question wrong on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"
467,741
Attend Hogwarts
694,793
Attend Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
482,426
Mansion in Beverly Hills
640,850
Penthouse in Manhattan
507,632
Serve 7 years in a rough prison
687,290
Kill and eat your pet dog
504,319
Pee your pants once a day at a random time
1,044,469
Poop your pants once a day at a random time
133,383
Have a house made of sprawling underground rooms and tunnels
616,049
Have a small flying house
550,445
Smell like farts all the time
254,527
Get sprayed by a skunk once a month for the rest of your life
867,411