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Take a cold shower every day
808,161
Take only hot showers just once every two weeks
355,564
Got to prison for 5 years
163,159
Watch every episode of Full House
1,003,517
Be able to turn into a tiger
1,250
Be able to turn into a shark
299
Only be able to use letters
2
Only be able to use numbers
0
Your mom
0
Yourself
2
Be burned to death
0
Drown to death
1
Be with a hot woman who can't orgasm
0
Be with a average woman who enjoys sex
4
Risk it for a chocolate biscuit
1
Wank it for a pig in a blanket
0
A. Would eat a rat with the chance of getting a virus or disease
1
B. Eat your Sibling or best friend
0
Skim milk for the rest of your life
1
Whole milk for the rest of your life
0
Swim for an hour
1
Or run vigorously for an hour
0
Fly
3
Freeze time
0
Easily arroused
1
Lose all labido
0
Be dead
1
Be Danish
0
Be caught doing a sexual act too a minor
1
Be a minor surrounded by catholic priests
0
Die a virgin
0
Die of horribly painful stds
0
Facebook
2
Twitter
1
Facebook
0
Twitter
0
Cow
1
Horse
0
Communism
2
Anarchy
1
Rich Hooker
3
Small Drug dealer
0
Guinea pig
1
Bunny
5
British music
0
American music
1
Trade school
2
Useless university study
1
Pokemon
2
Mario
1
Drink a cup of your dad's semen
0
Drink a cup of your mom's period blood
0
Drink a cup of your dad's semen
1
Drink a cup of your mom's period blood
1
Drink painless but deadly poison
1
Get shot in the head by a crossbow
2
Only have gay sex, ever
1
Never have sex.
5
Just have a Twitter account for ever
2
Just have a Facebook account for ever
0
Just have a Twitter account for ever
11
Just have a Facebook account for ever
12
Just have a Twitter account for ever
7
Just have a Facebook account for ever
0
Bring a knife to a gun fight
0
Have only your fists in a knife fight
1
Bring a knife to a gun fight
11
Have only your fists in a knife fight
0
Live of cheese
2
Live of chocolate
0
InDesign
0
Quark Express
0
Hang out with dragons but only at the weekends
4
Be a Unicorn
0
Sleep with the person of your dreams.
1
End world hunger.
2
Be Charlie Harper
2
Be Walden Schmit
0
Pick the blue option
2
Pick the red option
0
Considered condescending by everyone
1
Be a conservative biggot
0
A man's cum
17
A woman's cum
18
Eat glass Shards?
1
Poop glass shards?
0
Make out with your ex
4
Make out with a random person
6
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0
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0
Mouse
0
Elephant
0
Be homo-sexual
0
Be strait
1
Apple
5
Dell
0
Apple
1
Pear
1
Have a dog
2
Have a cat
0
Never use the internet again
1
Kill someone
5
Have aids
0
Rape a dog
1
Kill three and save three
1
Kill one
1
Never shower/bathe again
0
Never have sex
0
Have to only where dipers
1
Be homeless
0
Never use an electronic again
0
Never go outside again
0
Live strong die hard
0
Live weak die easy
0
Turn to an extremely gay guy
1
Turn to an extremely hot girl and get a dildo in the ass
1
Have a finger as penis
0
Have a penis as finger
0
Give up playing minecraft and or WOW
4
Give up life itself
0
Have three of your fingers cut off
0
Be raped
0
Beat them up
1
Tell them off
0
Have to eat all the meat on one cow
1
Eat a live mouse
0
Bing
0
Google
1
Have one IPhone
1
Have two two Ipod touches
0
Kill your friend and eat him/her
0
Starve to death
1
Baseball player
1
Soccer player
0
Never sleep with sheets again
0
Have to where a diaper whenever you sleep
2
Be known for drawing the original trollface.
0
Be known for drawing the original me gusta.
1
Be in the Call of Duty Black Ops game
0
Be in the Call of Duty MW3 1-3 games
0
Bring Michael Jackson back
1
Bring The Beatles back
1
Australian
0
American
1
Be Gifted in Math, Science, Ect
1
Be Gifted in Music, Arts, Ect
2
Have to ability to see through anything
517,195
The ability to get away with theft
401,132
Be best friends with Harry Potter
561,872
Be best friends with Katniss Everdeen
356,964
Prevent 9/11
455,628
Prevent the deaths of three people you choose
474,026
Constantly have wrinkled clothes
713,430
Never have toothpaste
184,548
Be married to a Jersey Shore housemate
298,715
Be married to a Real Housewife cast member
466,767
Be better looking in person
882,260
Be better looking in photos
61,094
Drink Spaghetti and meat balls
68
Drink Fried chicken with Mac&Cheese
39
Drink Spaghetti and meat balls
0
Drink Fried chicken with Mac&Cheese
0
Drink Spaghetti and meat balls
1
Drink Fried chicken with Mac&Cheese
0
Have a 1966-1987 Chevy Truck
0
Have a 2000-current Chevy Truck
0
Strom the beaches of Normandy on D-Day
0
Be in Japan when the nuke hit
0
Be a nerd and earn lots of money
1
Have fun and be unsuccessful
0
Not be able to speak
0
Not be able to move
0
Be a brony
0
Take drugs
1
Have unmatched skills with throwing knives
3
Become a master at swordplay
0
Have an Espeon
0
Have an Umbreon
0
Be able to communicate with all animals
0
Be able to transform into any animal
0
The Legend Of Zelda
0
Pokemon
1
Live in the world of Hetalia
0
Live in the world of Narnia
0
Be a 4chaner
0
Be a 9gagger
0
Yourself to save your friends...
2
Your friends to save yourself...
1
Lose your Left Nut
0
Lose your Right Nut
1
Listen to Adam Carolla
0
Listen to Jimmy Kimmel
0
Be Best Friends With Calivin
1
Be Best Friends With Hobbes
3
Be on vacation with your entire family for 2 months straight
0
Tour with your favorite band for two months straight
0
Eat ceral with goat pee.
0
Chew gum from a hobos mouth after they have been chewing on it, every day for one week.
1
Be able to control your weight in fat and/or in muscle
0
Be able to transform into any animal you want.
0