option_a stringlengths 3 167 | votes_a int64 0 1.59M | option_b stringlengths 3 160 | votes_b int64 0 1.51M |
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Take a cold shower every day | 808,161 | Take only hot showers just once every two weeks | 355,564 |
Got to prison for 5 years | 163,159 | Watch every episode of Full House | 1,003,517 |
Be able to turn into a tiger | 1,250 | Be able to turn into a shark | 299 |
Only be able to use letters | 2 | Only be able to use numbers | 0 |
Your mom | 0 | Yourself | 2 |
Be burned to death | 0 | Drown to death | 1 |
Be with a hot woman who can't orgasm | 0 | Be with a average woman who enjoys sex | 4 |
Risk it for a chocolate biscuit | 1 | Wank it for a pig in a blanket | 0 |
A. Would eat a rat with the chance of getting a virus or disease | 1 | B. Eat your Sibling or best friend | 0 |
Skim milk for the rest of your life | 1 | Whole milk for the rest of your life | 0 |
Swim for an hour | 1 | Or run vigorously for an hour | 0 |
Fly | 3 | Freeze time | 0 |
Easily arroused | 1 | Lose all labido | 0 |
Be dead | 1 | Be Danish | 0 |
Be caught doing a sexual act too a minor | 1 | Be a minor surrounded by catholic priests | 0 |
Die a virgin | 0 | Die of horribly painful stds | 0 |
Facebook | 2 | Twitter | 1 |
Facebook | 0 | Twitter | 0 |
Cow | 1 | Horse | 0 |
Communism | 2 | Anarchy | 1 |
Rich Hooker | 3 | Small Drug dealer | 0 |
Guinea pig | 1 | Bunny | 5 |
British music | 0 | American music | 1 |
Trade school | 2 | Useless university study | 1 |
Pokemon | 2 | Mario | 1 |
Drink a cup of your dad's semen | 0 | Drink a cup of your mom's period blood | 0 |
Drink a cup of your dad's semen | 1 | Drink a cup of your mom's period blood | 1 |
Drink painless but deadly poison | 1 | Get shot in the head by a crossbow | 2 |
Only have gay sex, ever | 1 | Never have sex. | 5 |
Just have a Twitter account for ever | 2 | Just have a Facebook account for ever | 0 |
Just have a Twitter account for ever | 11 | Just have a Facebook account for ever | 12 |
Just have a Twitter account for ever | 7 | Just have a Facebook account for ever | 0 |
Bring a knife to a gun fight | 0 | Have only your fists in a knife fight | 1 |
Bring a knife to a gun fight | 11 | Have only your fists in a knife fight | 0 |
Live of cheese | 2 | Live of chocolate | 0 |
InDesign | 0 | Quark Express | 0 |
Hang out with dragons but only at the weekends | 4 | Be a Unicorn | 0 |
Sleep with the person of your dreams. | 1 | End world hunger. | 2 |
Be Charlie Harper | 2 | Be Walden Schmit | 0 |
Pick the blue option | 2 | Pick the red option | 0 |
Considered condescending by everyone | 1 | Be a conservative biggot | 0 |
A man's cum | 17 | A woman's cum | 18 |
Eat glass Shards? | 1 | Poop glass shards? | 0 |
Make out with your ex | 4 | Make out with a random person | 6 |
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Mouse | 0 | Elephant | 0 |
Be homo-sexual | 0 | Be strait | 1 |
Apple | 5 | Dell | 0 |
Apple | 1 | Pear | 1 |
Have a dog | 2 | Have a cat | 0 |
Never use the internet again | 1 | Kill someone | 5 |
Have aids | 0 | Rape a dog | 1 |
Kill three and save three | 1 | Kill one | 1 |
Never shower/bathe again | 0 | Never have sex | 0 |
Have to only where dipers | 1 | Be homeless | 0 |
Never use an electronic again | 0 | Never go outside again | 0 |
Live strong die hard | 0 | Live weak die easy | 0 |
Turn to an extremely gay guy | 1 | Turn to an extremely hot girl and get a dildo in the ass | 1 |
Have a finger as penis | 0 | Have a penis as finger | 0 |
Give up playing minecraft and or WOW | 4 | Give up life itself | 0 |
Have three of your fingers cut off | 0 | Be raped | 0 |
Beat them up | 1 | Tell them off | 0 |
Have to eat all the meat on one cow | 1 | Eat a live mouse | 0 |
Bing | 0 | Google | 1 |
Have one IPhone | 1 | Have two two Ipod touches | 0 |
Kill your friend and eat him/her | 0 | Starve to death | 1 |
Baseball player | 1 | Soccer player | 0 |
Never sleep with sheets again | 0 | Have to where a diaper whenever you sleep | 2 |
Be known for drawing the original trollface. | 0 | Be known for drawing the original me gusta. | 1 |
Be in the Call of Duty Black Ops game | 0 | Be in the Call of Duty MW3 1-3 games | 0 |
Bring Michael Jackson back | 1 | Bring The Beatles back | 1 |
Australian | 0 | American | 1 |
Be Gifted in Math, Science, Ect | 1 | Be Gifted in Music, Arts, Ect | 2 |
Have to ability to see through anything | 517,195 | The ability to get away with theft | 401,132 |
Be best friends with Harry Potter | 561,872 | Be best friends with Katniss Everdeen | 356,964 |
Prevent 9/11 | 455,628 | Prevent the deaths of three people you choose | 474,026 |
Constantly have wrinkled clothes | 713,430 | Never have toothpaste | 184,548 |
Be married to a Jersey Shore housemate | 298,715 | Be married to a Real Housewife cast member | 466,767 |
Be better looking in person | 882,260 | Be better looking in photos | 61,094 |
Drink Spaghetti and meat balls | 68 | Drink Fried chicken with Mac&Cheese | 39 |
Drink Spaghetti and meat balls | 0 | Drink Fried chicken with Mac&Cheese | 0 |
Drink Spaghetti and meat balls | 1 | Drink Fried chicken with Mac&Cheese | 0 |
Have a 1966-1987 Chevy Truck | 0 | Have a 2000-current Chevy Truck | 0 |
Strom the beaches of Normandy on D-Day | 0 | Be in Japan when the nuke hit | 0 |
Be a nerd and earn lots of money | 1 | Have fun and be unsuccessful | 0 |
Not be able to speak | 0 | Not be able to move | 0 |
Be a brony | 0 | Take drugs | 1 |
Have unmatched skills with throwing knives | 3 | Become a master at swordplay | 0 |
Have an Espeon | 0 | Have an Umbreon | 0 |
Be able to communicate with all animals | 0 | Be able to transform into any animal | 0 |
The Legend Of Zelda | 0 | Pokemon | 1 |
Live in the world of Hetalia | 0 | Live in the world of Narnia | 0 |
Be a 4chaner | 0 | Be a 9gagger | 0 |
Yourself to save your friends... | 2 | Your friends to save yourself... | 1 |
Lose your Left Nut | 0 | Lose your Right Nut | 1 |
Listen to Adam Carolla | 0 | Listen to Jimmy Kimmel | 0 |
Be Best Friends With Calivin | 1 | Be Best Friends With Hobbes | 3 |
Be on vacation with your entire family for 2 months straight | 0 | Tour with your favorite band for two months straight | 0 |
Eat ceral with goat pee. | 0 | Chew gum from a hobos mouth after they have been chewing on it, every day for one week. | 1 |
Be able to control your weight in fat and/or in muscle | 0 | Be able to transform into any animal you want. | 0 |
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