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Wear ugly gloves
832,889
Wear an ugly hat
350,031
Prostitute
156,826
Nun
90,235
Amputate the feet of two friends
675,490
Amputate one of your own feet
464,847
Have all of Disney World to yourself for one day
578,264
Spend a day at the Playboy mansion
642,962
Get a free appetizer with every meal
453,999
Get a free dessert with every meal
747,290
Be part of a real Jurassic Park scenario
685,976
Be part of a real Day After Tomorrow scenario
432,682
Reach your ideal salary
832,980
Reach your ideal weight
367,947
Win a 1-day shopping spree to any store
508,179
Win a 2-week vacation to any destination
691,041
Glue your eyes shut with super glue
244,655
Spill hot glue over your naked lap
881,152
Enter a sicilian bull
202,362
Wear spanish boots
770,509
Be waterboarded to death
408,929
Be electrocuted to death
709,704
Inherit $15,000 from a distant relative
126,692
Have you penis magically grow an extra inch in length and girth
73,946
Have sex with Ryan Gosling
100,658
Have sex with Taylor Lautner
91,713
Have a penis shaped scar on your forehead
113,199
Have your entire mid section and torso be terribly scarred and deformed
117,188
Have 20 million YouTube subscribers
658,463
Produce a blockbuster action movie
567,626
Be unable to survive without eating something every hour
717,340
Be unable to taste anything for the rest of your life
445,707
Night vision
674,335
Heightened senses in smell and hearing
528,792
Have a Ford
619,610
Have a Chevy
520,706
Drink 5 oz. of vodka by nose
909,220
Drink 5 oz. of hot sauce by nose
210,166
Kill someone you hate and get caught
961,366
Kill someone you love and never get caught
205,522
Never shave ever again
826,297
Never cut finger/toe nails ever again
372,712
Meet your idol
680,587
Be popular at school
535,797
Be a thirdstring QB for a bad NFL team
318,653
Be the MVP QB for a arena football team
598,216
Only be able to see the world in a shade of red
647,506
Barely hear people when they speak
512,909
Eat your hands and feet
734,950
Eat your whole dad
359,695
Be the parent of Adolf Hitler
708,137
Be the parent of Osama Bin Laden
439,917
Have vaginas for ears
125,127
Have penises for fingers
116,875
Try to escape by building a boat
810,261
Stay there and wish you get found
338,251
Face a zombie attack
868,836
Face a shark attack
337,465
Experience Ferris Bueller's Day Off as Ferris
556,269
Experience Sixteen Candles as Samantha Baker
352,838
Eat a plate full of poop
272,608
Eat a Human Foot
835,996
Control the elements
429,918
Control time
810,000
Bring back someone you love who died
953,356
Bring back someone famous who died
247,085
Have your name known forever for doing something terrible
249,986
Never be recognized for accomplishing something wonderful
911,573
Be murdered by a secret organization
66
Relive the month up until your murder, attempting to defeat or overcome your death.
228
Have your dad walk in on you having sex with your dog
139,177
Have your dog walk in on you having sex with your dad
72,131
Be constantly followed by 32 ducks for the rest of your life
876,095
Have 4 meters long arms
331,101
Be Aquaman
430,684
Be The Human Torch
729,438
Be trapped in a sandstorm
393,520
Be trapped in a snowstorm
796,641
Be a woman with a penis
149,042
Be a man with a vagina
84,081
Drink a cup of blood
150,730
Drink a cup of urine
87,450
Watch porn with your parents
52
Watch porn of your parents
8
ONLY ALCOHOL
7
ONLY WEED
3
Suck a Hobo's toe for 2 minutes
351,779
Be in a cage with a honey badger and lion for 20 seconds
776,458
Have a coat made from a family of pandas
128,579
Have a coat made from 101 dalmatians
98,019
Lie to a patient, telling them they have lung cancer and will die
47,348
Come into a hospice dressed as the Grim Reaper
180,742
Be able to survive any injury or fall
882,545
Be able to pull out any Acme Corporation product out of your pocket
275,623
Know how to speak only English
580,382
Know how to speak every language but never English
620,146
Jersey Shore
483,185
Sex and the City
604,940
Put a toothpick in your toe nail and kick the wall
464,644
Have paper cuts all over your body and jump into a pool of lemon juice
606,310
Play with dog doo like playdough
517,654
Sit in someone else's warm urine
558,647
Rely on The A team
739,140
Rely on MacGyver
321,145
Have every song you ever listen to turn into Nyan Cat
550,349
Have every movie you ever watch turn into Badgers, Badgers, Badgers
485,024
Have the feeling of being kicked in the testicles for 12 hours a day
253,150
Hever be able to produce healthy children
438,252
Have a drunk personal driver
530,813
Have a thieving maid/nanny
601,947
Maintain eye contact with another person while eating a banana
827,445
Move your head down to the banana
293,005
Have the complete box-set of Dexter
379,380
Have the complete box-set of Breaking Bad
668,291
Pay in nothing but singles
505,206
Pay in nothing but hundreds
641,068
Talk like Yoda
664,200
Breathe like Darth Vader
525,048
Teabag a bear trap
147,034
Clip your genitalia off with a nail clipper
27,866
Lick a public bathroom floor
436,187
Lick a public bathroom stall handle
646,946
Bring John Lennon and George Harrison back to life and re-form The Beatles today
513,081
Go back to 1963 and go to every Beatles concert from then until 1970 when they broke up
522,590
South Park
457,967
Family Guy
710,715
Be Nyan Cat
354,069
Have the ability to make any rage face of your choice
759,681
Only drink carbonated beverages
393,176
Never drink carbonated beverages
738,938
Die in a zombie apocalypse
536,899
Die in a nuclear war
659,067
Slam your dick in a door
148,441
Give your grandma a rimjob
34,731
Always wear clothes you like, but everyone else hates
645,886
Always wear clothes you hate, but everyone else loves
530,523
Have to watch your significant other have wild sex with someone new once a month
87,265
Only be able to see your significant other once a month
143,078
Have free tickets to the Superbowl for life
350,028
Get $20,000 to never watch NFL games again
845,165
Not brush your teeth for a month
791,370
Not shower for a month
402,904
Work recycling human poop for the rest of your life
355,020
Work with dangerous and explosive chemicals for the rest of your life
783,179
Never see the sky again
502,867
Never see a body of water again
664,287
Live in a homeless shelter with internet access
570,180
Live in an amazing home isolated from any outside contact
587,516
Have the best sex with the porn star of your dreams
105,967
Have 'meh' sex with the girl/guy you love
138,090
Have your life be narrated by Morgan Freeman
995,468
Have your life be narrated by James Earl Jones
154,724
Get $20
726,753
Get frequently complimented for one day
490,402
Eat a Big Mac every six hours
355,514
Eat an exquisite meal once every four days
828,978
Fight the zombies alongside a dragon (you are using a crossbow)
689,151
Fight the zombies alongside four gorillas (you are using an assault rifle)
466,167
Always be naked
795,887
Always be itchy
400,894
Put a toothpick between your toe and toenail and kick a door 5 times
86,143
Have sex with a dog
138,353
They had terrible bad odor
282,140
They played your least favorite music on repeat constantly
817,362
Be deep sea diving and your oxygen tank runs out
437,926
Be bungee jumping and have your cord snap
701,874
Masturbate in front of a large, leering crowd
163,506
Be unable to do any sexual activity for five years
76,683
Have the ability to rewind 24 hours three times each year
655,581
Be able to consciously control your dreams and remember them in great details
518,396
90's America
796,147
70's Britain
368,261
Have a perpetual boner
159,901
Never be able to get a boner
27,646
Find out that you swallowed a spider in your sleep
579,364
Find out that your waiter had spit in your meal
571,910
Watch your parents be murdered in front of you
418,432
Murder the parents of another family in front of their children
666,431
Go to a gun fight with a pellet pistol
421,273
Go to a knife fight with a butter knife
720,491
Fight a wolf with your bare hands
232,389
Fight a large bear with a sword
955,565
Fight three bulls at the same time
591,336
Fight ten bulls one at a time
559,252
Eat a used condom
147,908
Eat a used tampon
71,548
Feel no pain, but be awake to see everything happens
960,550
Be asleep during the surgery, but wake up in pain
210,834
Be on jury duty
377,716
Go to work
763,086
Instantly learn the piano perfectly
482,118
Instantly learn the guitar perfectly
728,085
Be a tomboy
414,246
Be a girly girl
275,750
Be woken up at 3AM every morning and forced to watch Mrs. Doubtfire
299,808
Get punched in the face by an average man once every two months
833,567
Have unlimited money but no access to women
341,515
Be surrounded by women but be poor
383,517
Eat a pinecone
242,569
Eat an acorn
851,540