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Wear ugly gloves | 832,889 | Wear an ugly hat | 350,031 |
Prostitute | 156,826 | Nun | 90,235 |
Amputate the feet of two friends | 675,490 | Amputate one of your own feet | 464,847 |
Have all of Disney World to yourself for one day | 578,264 | Spend a day at the Playboy mansion | 642,962 |
Get a free appetizer with every meal | 453,999 | Get a free dessert with every meal | 747,290 |
Be part of a real Jurassic Park scenario | 685,976 | Be part of a real Day After Tomorrow scenario | 432,682 |
Reach your ideal salary | 832,980 | Reach your ideal weight | 367,947 |
Win a 1-day shopping spree to any store | 508,179 | Win a 2-week vacation to any destination | 691,041 |
Glue your eyes shut with super glue | 244,655 | Spill hot glue over your naked lap | 881,152 |
Enter a sicilian bull | 202,362 | Wear spanish boots | 770,509 |
Be waterboarded to death | 408,929 | Be electrocuted to death | 709,704 |
Inherit $15,000 from a distant relative | 126,692 | Have you penis magically grow an extra inch in length and girth | 73,946 |
Have sex with Ryan Gosling | 100,658 | Have sex with Taylor Lautner | 91,713 |
Have a penis shaped scar on your forehead | 113,199 | Have your entire mid section and torso be terribly scarred and deformed | 117,188 |
Have 20 million YouTube subscribers | 658,463 | Produce a blockbuster action movie | 567,626 |
Be unable to survive without eating something every hour | 717,340 | Be unable to taste anything for the rest of your life | 445,707 |
Night vision | 674,335 | Heightened senses in smell and hearing | 528,792 |
Have a Ford | 619,610 | Have a Chevy | 520,706 |
Drink 5 oz. of vodka by nose | 909,220 | Drink 5 oz. of hot sauce by nose | 210,166 |
Kill someone you hate and get caught | 961,366 | Kill someone you love and never get caught | 205,522 |
Never shave ever again | 826,297 | Never cut finger/toe nails ever again | 372,712 |
Meet your idol | 680,587 | Be popular at school | 535,797 |
Be a thirdstring QB for a bad NFL team | 318,653 | Be the MVP QB for a arena football team | 598,216 |
Only be able to see the world in a shade of red | 647,506 | Barely hear people when they speak | 512,909 |
Eat your hands and feet | 734,950 | Eat your whole dad | 359,695 |
Be the parent of Adolf Hitler | 708,137 | Be the parent of Osama Bin Laden | 439,917 |
Have vaginas for ears | 125,127 | Have penises for fingers | 116,875 |
Try to escape by building a boat | 810,261 | Stay there and wish you get found | 338,251 |
Face a zombie attack | 868,836 | Face a shark attack | 337,465 |
Experience Ferris Bueller's Day Off as Ferris | 556,269 | Experience Sixteen Candles as Samantha Baker | 352,838 |
Eat a plate full of poop | 272,608 | Eat a Human Foot | 835,996 |
Control the elements | 429,918 | Control time | 810,000 |
Bring back someone you love who died | 953,356 | Bring back someone famous who died | 247,085 |
Have your name known forever for doing something terrible | 249,986 | Never be recognized for accomplishing something wonderful | 911,573 |
Be murdered by a secret organization | 66 | Relive the month up until your murder, attempting to defeat or overcome your death. | 228 |
Have your dad walk in on you having sex with your dog | 139,177 | Have your dog walk in on you having sex with your dad | 72,131 |
Be constantly followed by 32 ducks for the rest of your life | 876,095 | Have 4 meters long arms | 331,101 |
Be Aquaman | 430,684 | Be The Human Torch | 729,438 |
Be trapped in a sandstorm | 393,520 | Be trapped in a snowstorm | 796,641 |
Be a woman with a penis | 149,042 | Be a man with a vagina | 84,081 |
Drink a cup of blood | 150,730 | Drink a cup of urine | 87,450 |
Watch porn with your parents | 52 | Watch porn of your parents | 8 |
ONLY ALCOHOL | 7 | ONLY WEED | 3 |
Suck a Hobo's toe for 2 minutes | 351,779 | Be in a cage with a honey badger and lion for 20 seconds | 776,458 |
Have a coat made from a family of pandas | 128,579 | Have a coat made from 101 dalmatians | 98,019 |
Lie to a patient, telling them they have lung cancer and will die | 47,348 | Come into a hospice dressed as the Grim Reaper | 180,742 |
Be able to survive any injury or fall | 882,545 | Be able to pull out any Acme Corporation product out of your pocket | 275,623 |
Know how to speak only English | 580,382 | Know how to speak every language but never English | 620,146 |
Jersey Shore | 483,185 | Sex and the City | 604,940 |
Put a toothpick in your toe nail and kick the wall | 464,644 | Have paper cuts all over your body and jump into a pool of lemon juice | 606,310 |
Play with dog doo like playdough | 517,654 | Sit in someone else's warm urine | 558,647 |
Rely on The A team | 739,140 | Rely on MacGyver | 321,145 |
Have every song you ever listen to turn into Nyan Cat | 550,349 | Have every movie you ever watch turn into Badgers, Badgers, Badgers | 485,024 |
Have the feeling of being kicked in the testicles for 12 hours a day | 253,150 | Hever be able to produce healthy children | 438,252 |
Have a drunk personal driver | 530,813 | Have a thieving maid/nanny | 601,947 |
Maintain eye contact with another person while eating a banana | 827,445 | Move your head down to the banana | 293,005 |
Have the complete box-set of Dexter | 379,380 | Have the complete box-set of Breaking Bad | 668,291 |
Pay in nothing but singles | 505,206 | Pay in nothing but hundreds | 641,068 |
Talk like Yoda | 664,200 | Breathe like Darth Vader | 525,048 |
Teabag a bear trap | 147,034 | Clip your genitalia off with a nail clipper | 27,866 |
Lick a public bathroom floor | 436,187 | Lick a public bathroom stall handle | 646,946 |
Bring John Lennon and George Harrison back to life and re-form The Beatles today | 513,081 | Go back to 1963 and go to every Beatles concert from then until 1970 when they broke up | 522,590 |
South Park | 457,967 | Family Guy | 710,715 |
Be Nyan Cat | 354,069 | Have the ability to make any rage face of your choice | 759,681 |
Only drink carbonated beverages | 393,176 | Never drink carbonated beverages | 738,938 |
Die in a zombie apocalypse | 536,899 | Die in a nuclear war | 659,067 |
Slam your dick in a door | 148,441 | Give your grandma a rimjob | 34,731 |
Always wear clothes you like, but everyone else hates | 645,886 | Always wear clothes you hate, but everyone else loves | 530,523 |
Have to watch your significant other have wild sex with someone new once a month | 87,265 | Only be able to see your significant other once a month | 143,078 |
Have free tickets to the Superbowl for life | 350,028 | Get $20,000 to never watch NFL games again | 845,165 |
Not brush your teeth for a month | 791,370 | Not shower for a month | 402,904 |
Work recycling human poop for the rest of your life | 355,020 | Work with dangerous and explosive chemicals for the rest of your life | 783,179 |
Never see the sky again | 502,867 | Never see a body of water again | 664,287 |
Live in a homeless shelter with internet access | 570,180 | Live in an amazing home isolated from any outside contact | 587,516 |
Have the best sex with the porn star of your dreams | 105,967 | Have 'meh' sex with the girl/guy you love | 138,090 |
Have your life be narrated by Morgan Freeman | 995,468 | Have your life be narrated by James Earl Jones | 154,724 |
Get $20 | 726,753 | Get frequently complimented for one day | 490,402 |
Eat a Big Mac every six hours | 355,514 | Eat an exquisite meal once every four days | 828,978 |
Fight the zombies alongside a dragon (you are using a crossbow) | 689,151 | Fight the zombies alongside four gorillas (you are using an assault rifle) | 466,167 |
Always be naked | 795,887 | Always be itchy | 400,894 |
Put a toothpick between your toe and toenail and kick a door 5 times | 86,143 | Have sex with a dog | 138,353 |
They had terrible bad odor | 282,140 | They played your least favorite music on repeat constantly | 817,362 |
Be deep sea diving and your oxygen tank runs out | 437,926 | Be bungee jumping and have your cord snap | 701,874 |
Masturbate in front of a large, leering crowd | 163,506 | Be unable to do any sexual activity for five years | 76,683 |
Have the ability to rewind 24 hours three times each year | 655,581 | Be able to consciously control your dreams and remember them in great details | 518,396 |
90's America | 796,147 | 70's Britain | 368,261 |
Have a perpetual boner | 159,901 | Never be able to get a boner | 27,646 |
Find out that you swallowed a spider in your sleep | 579,364 | Find out that your waiter had spit in your meal | 571,910 |
Watch your parents be murdered in front of you | 418,432 | Murder the parents of another family in front of their children | 666,431 |
Go to a gun fight with a pellet pistol | 421,273 | Go to a knife fight with a butter knife | 720,491 |
Fight a wolf with your bare hands | 232,389 | Fight a large bear with a sword | 955,565 |
Fight three bulls at the same time | 591,336 | Fight ten bulls one at a time | 559,252 |
Eat a used condom | 147,908 | Eat a used tampon | 71,548 |
Feel no pain, but be awake to see everything happens | 960,550 | Be asleep during the surgery, but wake up in pain | 210,834 |
Be on jury duty | 377,716 | Go to work | 763,086 |
Instantly learn the piano perfectly | 482,118 | Instantly learn the guitar perfectly | 728,085 |
Be a tomboy | 414,246 | Be a girly girl | 275,750 |
Be woken up at 3AM every morning and forced to watch Mrs. Doubtfire | 299,808 | Get punched in the face by an average man once every two months | 833,567 |
Have unlimited money but no access to women | 341,515 | Be surrounded by women but be poor | 383,517 |
Eat a pinecone | 242,569 | Eat an acorn | 851,540 |
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