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Metallica | 0 | Avenged Sevenfold | 1 |
Eat a 50 year old sandwhich | 1 | Eat a recently killed person | 0 |
Work 12 a day | 0 | Be broke | 0 |
Get your belly button ring ripped out (men too) | 1 | Shoot someone | 1 |
Be eaten and torn to death by a pack of wild wolves | 0 | Die being chopped up by a crazed psychopath butcher | 0 |
Dropshotter | 0 | Panic Knifer | 0 |
Eat the worst ever cake | 2 | Eat the worst ever pie | 0 |
Live in the late 1800s | 0 | Live in the early 2200s | 1 |
Fart loudly in public (no smell) | 1 | Fart quietly in public (worst smelling fart all year) | 3 |
Be able to memorize the lyrics of every song you've ever heard | 0 | Be able to memorize the words of every book you've ever read | 0 |
Be invisible | 0 | Be limitlessly rich | 0 |
Die by sub zero | 1 | Die by scorpion | 0 |
Die by sub zero | 0 | Die by scorpion | 0 |
Never have sex again | 0 | Change genders | 1 |
Have every light you ever hit turn red | 4 | Be pulled over anytime you commit a traffic/moving violation | 1 |
Physically go back in time i.e. same age different time | 0 | Mentally go back in time and be able to repeat anytime in your past | 1 |
Be able to turn people in dolls | 0 | Control people like marionettes | 3 |
Be the Avatar | 0 | Be a Jedi | 1 |
Have to go for the World Record for longest fingernails | 0 | Go to every single concert for One Direction | 0 |
Have your lights turned on 24/7 | 0 | Never turn on any lights | 0 |
Kill every member of your family very quickly | 0 | Witness your family slowly kill you | 0 |
Die pooping | 0 | Die farting | 0 |
Have all the minecraft mods working but an old pc | 0 | Have a perfect pc with no minecraft mods and you cant install anything new to minecraft you only have the latest version | 3 |
Be a brony. | 1 | Not be a brony. | 0 |
Seal your house | 1 | Be raped | 1 |
Seal your house | 0 | Be raped | 0 |
Seal your house | 1 | Be raped | 0 |
Seal your house | 2 | Be raped | 0 |
Seal your house | 3 | Be raped | 0 |
Seal your house | 0 | Be raped | 2 |
Get your head smashed in with an aluminum alloy baseball bat resulting in death OR vegetablization | 2 | Smoke a pound of crystal meth | 0 |
Be an American spy trapped in Pyongyang (the capital of North Korea) | 0 | Be a shot down Israeli pilot captured by Iranian forces | 0 |
Be a Jew in 1942 Nazi occupied Poland | 0 | Be a member of the French Monarchy during the French Revolution | 0 |
Puke every time you sit down | 2 | Take a bath in cow turds every morning | 1 |
An Auschwitz gas chamber (decommisioned obviously) | 3 | A large abandoned cathedral 250 kilometers out of Berlin in the Black Forest next to a Nazi graveyard | 6 |
Have ecclesiophobia (a fear of Churches, like the architectual look of them) living a block away from the Cologne Cathedral | 1 | Have Agoraphobia (a fear of vast areas) living on a 200 acre farm in Nebraska | 1 |
Go for a day to Chernobyl with tour guides from 9 AM to 8 PM, going inside the plant in full hazmat suit, all while watching the movie Chernobyl Diaries the day before | 7 | Drive through a major Somalian city in a slum in a rickshaw that says "I hate Muslims" while transporting frozen porterhouse 8 oz steaks | 3 |
Brutally kill your mother | 0 | Brutally kill your father | 1 |
Brutally kill your mother | 0 | Brutally kill your father | 0 |
Always be having an orgasm | 0 | Never have another orgasm | 4 |
Beat up the Dalai Lama | 0 | Beat up the Pope | 2 |
Find Atlantis | 2 | Find El Dorado | 0 |
Never be able to open doors | 0 | Never be able to drive a vehicle | 0 |
Be indestructible | 1 | Be intangible at will | 0 |
Be handcuffed to Mike Myers | 0 | Be handcuffed to a velociraptor | 0 |
Be a tree | 0 | Be a evil dictator | 0 |
Have a boner in your underwear infront of everyone | 0 | Be caught naked in the shower | 0 |
Be homosexual | 0 | Be lesbian | 0 |
Have sex with you're parents once. | 2 | Or watch them have sex for a year? | 2 |
Die happy but alone | 0 | Die sad but loved | 0 |
Kobe Bryant | 0 | Lebron James | 1 |
Be Drunk | 0 | Be High | 0 |
Eastern Australia | 1 | Western Australia | 0 |
Poo out of your mouth | 0 | Poo out of your nose | 0 |
Have the power to read anyones mind | 2 | Be able to teleport to anywhere you wanted | 3 |
Always have to answer honestly | 0 | Always have to say fantastic | 1 |
Always have to answer honestly | 1 | Always have to say fantastic | 0 |
Have your favored arm cut off with a butter knife | 1 | Get your legs cut of by a wood chipper up to your knees | 0 |
Die painlessly with no chance of living | 1 | Die very painfully but with a chance of living | 1 |
Be forced to attend 5 full WMBA games per week | 0 | Have a bulls horn be stuck up your ass for 10 minutes | 0 |
Michael Angelo | 0 | Leonardo Da Vinci | 3 |
Be straight | 1 | Be gay/lesbian | 0 |
Spend the rest of your life in a prison cell with 5 huge thugs that have been in prison for years | 0 | Get executed in a very slow and painful way | 0 |
Have Traflgar-law's devil fruit power | 0 | Have Scratchmen Apoo's devil fruit power | 0 |
Be a Werewolf | 0 | Be a Vampire | 4 |
Get Skinned Alive and dropped into boiling hot salt water | 0 | Slowly Burn to death | 5 |
Torn apart by a group of apes | 2 | Mauled by a tiger | 3 |
Be forced to swim in a pool composed of dog poop | 0 | Eat bird poop | 0 |
Being loved | 0 | Loving.others | 0 |
Be a facist | 0 | Be a communist | 0 |
Be a girl | 0 | Be a boy | 0 |
Be an anarcho capitalist | 1 | Be an anarcho communist | 0 |
Would you rather vote for Mitt Romney against your will... | 0 | Eat nothing but left overs from vultures. | 0 |
Have Aids | 0 | Have a goiter on your neck | 5 |
Instantly have the knowledge to play any and all instruments to a high standard. | 0 | Know every language and writing system on the planet fluently. | 2 |
Have 1 hour of television | 0 | Or a full library of books | 3 |
No sex at all | 158 | Have sex with a mammal | 116 |
Kill a Jew | 4 | Kill a Canadian | 0 |
Lick a tree every time you go outside | 1 | Drink three gallons of mustard over the course of a day | 2 |
Be a Werewolf | 1 | Be a Vampire | 0 |
Be skinned alive and dropped in boiling hot salt water | 0 | Slowly burn to death | 0 |
Torn apart by a group of apes | 0 | Mauled by a Tiger | 3 |
Be forced to swim in a pool composed of dog poop | 2 | Drink a gallon of bird poop | 1 |
Get a message from a gay man | 2 | Receive a major operation from a Hispanic female doctor | 0 |
Impregnate your sister and keep the child | 0 | Have gay sex with your brother for the rest of you life | 0 |
Get $40,000,000 over the course of your life | 3 | Get $10,000,000 all at once. | 1 |
Have liquirish fingers | 0 | Gumball eyes | 0 |
Date jhonny dep dressed as jack sparrow | 0 | Or date ryan renolds dressed as green lantern | 0 |
Invisibility | 1 | Ability to fly faster then the speed of light | 0 |
Live on the moon with tons of oxeygen and allien friends | 0 | Live on saturn with lots of oxegyn and explore saturns rings | 1 |
Flying unicorn | 2 | Or a mermaid who lives with dolphines | 0 |
Be on pretty little liars and say 1 thing | 0 | Or be on ellen and exspierence an amazing day | 1 |
Walmart | 0 | Target | 0 |
Go to "fun" hell | 3 | Fiery torment hell | 0 |
Work 12 hours a day 5 days a week | 4 | Be completely broke with no degrees | 0 |
Go to every Nickleback concert for the rest of your life | 0 | Pay for everything in Nickels | 1 |
Try to escape from 5 policemen on foot in a neighborhood | 0 | Try to outrun two cop cars in your car | 0 |
Beat your wife | 0 | Be beat by your wife | 0 |
Be female but have to always carry a banana. | 0 | Be male but always have to walk down stairs backwards. | 0 |
Reddit | 1 | 9GAG | 0 |
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