option_a stringlengths 3 167 | votes_a int64 0 1.59M | option_b stringlengths 3 160 | votes_b int64 0 1.51M |
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Loose a Thumb | 0 | Loose an Arm | 0 |
Be able to record and playback your dreams. | 3 | Control your house with your mind (TV, CPU, Closing/Opening Windows/Doors) | 5 |
Listen to justin beiber for 3 mins | 3 | Get kicked by chuck norris for 5 secs | 1 |
Spend your/the last few hours with ur family/love ones and say goodbye to friends | 1 | Spend the last few hours with your friends and your secret crush | 1 |
Wish To have 5 wishs | 1 | Wish to have the ability. To go back/forward in time when ever u want | 0 |
Be buried alive in a casket with an evil clown | 0 | Be locked in a dark, small closet with a 100 snakes | 1 |
Be caught in the terrorist attack of 9/11 (on the 100th floor and you dont die right away) | 1 | Be in Adolf Hitlers Concentration Camp | 0 |
Have to go to school every day for 11 years | 0 | Go to school 3 times every year for the rest of your life | 1 |
Marry someone that had a great, amazing personality but super ugly and disgusting | 0 | Marry someone that had a rude, and horrible personality but extremely cute and great looking | 0 |
Be a male with periods but have everything on your body perfect | 3 | Be a female with no periods and have everything on your body perfect | 2 |
Live in a Zombie Apocalypse | 3 | Live in a Robot Apocalypse | 1 |
Lose the next 10 years of your life. | 0 | Lose the last 20 years of your life. | 1 |
Eat a human fetus | 0 | Eat an entire buck including the antlers | 1 |
Be under house arrest for the rest of your life, but eat gourmet food for each of your meals. | 2 | Live in an extravagant mansion and while being able to leave freely, but only eat soggy cabbage. | 1 |
Go naked on stage in a theatre play. | 471 | Work as a stripper in a bar for a week. | 417 |
Go naked on stage in a theatre play. | 1 | Work as a stripper in a bar for a week. | 0 |
Your teacher (who is a sex offender) | 2 | A person of the same sex, making your schoolmates think you're a homo | 1 |
Watch porn with your parents | 0 | Watch porn with your teachers with everyone naked, including you | 1 |
Have the power to levitate any object | 1 | Have the power to lift any object physically | 0 |
Be a woman trapped inside a man's body | 0 | Be a man trapped inside a woman's body | 1 |
Extinguish the candles with your vagina/penis and never pee again | 0 | Extingusih the candles with your tongue and never be able to open your mouth again(or even eating) | 1 |
Just eat desserts | 1 | Just eat savory food | 1 |
Live in Lac-Saint-jean | 0 | Live in Saguenay | 0 |
Be an ugly guy with a big dick | 1 | A handsome guy with a small dick | 2 |
Have sex with a cat | 0 | Have sex with an very ugly woman | 1 |
Drink your own piss everytime you are thirsty | 0 | Have only one drip of water left | 0 |
Be a man and have sex with a man | 0 | Be a girl and have sex with a girl | 1 |
Stick a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall | 2 | Hold two steak knives and slame them into your legs | 0 |
Kill your best friend | 0 | Kill a child | 1 |
Put a Fork in your Penis Hole | 0 | Cut off your penis | 0 |
Meet a benevolent race of extraterrestrials and take a trip around the galaxy | 1 | Meet god himself and take a tour of heaven and hell | 6 |
Give a blowjob to a guy with a big dick | 0 | Give a blowjob to a guy with a small dick but cumes a lot and swallow it | 0 |
Eat out your mom | 0 | Give your dad a blowjob | 0 |
Eat a puppy | 0 | Eat a kitten | 0 |
Crash land in freezing water | 2 | Crash land in Antartica | 1 |
Live in the world of Pokemon | 1 | Live in a zombie apocalypse | 0 |
Save John F. Kennedy | 0 | Save Abraham Lincoln | 0 |
Have a ugly spouse that loves you? | 1 | Have a HOT spouse that hates you? | 0 |
Know the truth behind 9/11? | 0 | Recieve 1 million dollars? | 7 |
Lick crunchy peanut butter off of a homeless mans foot. | 3 | Like chocolate spread out of a horses anus. | 1 |
Dissolve a body with acid | 0 | Kill a fully conscious Mexican in the basement | 0 |
Control the minds of others | 0 | Be a shapeshifter | 1 |
Xbox 360 | 5 | PS3 | 0 |
Have Oral Sex | 1 | Have Anal Sex | 0 |
Cheetah | 4 | Tiger | 0 |
Ermac | 0 | Scorpion | 0 |
Scorpion | 0 | Kenshi | 0 |
Experience a Zombie Apocalypse | 1 | A Alien Invation | 0 |
Destroy the injection | 1 | Start the Zombie Apocalypse | 0 |
Have a one night stand with Justin Bieber which 5 people close to you find out about. | 2 | Constantly listen to Justin Bieber music 24/7 for the rest of your life. | 0 |
Her have the best ass and the worst tits | 1 | The best tits and the worst ass | 1 |
Be blind | 0 | Be Deaf | 0 |
Send your parents | 0 | Send yourself | 1 |
Listen to Navi: HEY! LISTEN! | 0 | Listen to Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL! | 0 |
Get eaten by 10 ants | 3 | Have a lion without teeth and who's very old, gum you to death | 0 |
Be the best player on a losing team | 0 | Be the worst player on a winning team | 0 |
Lay down not knowing there are one inch long spikes scattered on the bed 3 inches apart | 1 | Sit down on your chair not knowing there is a knife 5 inches long, it goes up your ass | 0 |
Wake up in a hospital and be horribly crippled after nearly dying | 0 | Be reborn as a wild animal | 1 |
Father | 1 | Mother | 0 |
Have your penis potato peeled | 0 | Have your penis cheese grated | 0 |
Be alergic to water | 2 | Be alergic to sunlight | 0 |
Be in a musical | 1 | Be in a play | 0 |
Sit on a cake while eating horse dick | 1 | Sit on a horse dick while eating cake | 1 |
Have an eternal erection | 8 | Never have an erection again | 2 |
Sleep and dream for the rest of your life | 0 | Live in a fantasy world | 1 |
Fuck like a pro but with ugly people | 1 | Fuck like a retard but with extremely hot people | 1 |
Be a homeless man and get your face eaten off | 0 | Eat off a homeless mans face | 1 |
Live alone in a padded cell for 5 years | 1 | Live a normal life but live in a house with a mentally crazy roomate for the rest of your life | 0 |
Marry the love of your life but they are sad because they love your best friend | 0 | See the love of your life happily married to your best friend | 4 |
Teleport once every 24 hours | 0 | Fly for 1 hour a day | 1 |
A million dollars that you must spend in an hour | 2 | 100 thousand that you can spend over a month | 2 |
Option a | 0 | Option b | 0 |
Be this | 0 | Or this | 4 |
Date/Marry/Have sex with Scarlettt Johansson | 0 | Date/Marry/Have sex with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley | 0 |
Have your hands severely injured and unfixable | 0 | Have your feet cut off | 0 |
Accidently lay down on your bed not knowing that there are 1 1/2 inch long spikes coming out of the bed scattered across the bed 3 inches apart | 5 | Accidently sit on a 6 1/2 knife coming out of the chair, it goes up your rear. | 0 |
Play "Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Future Soldier | 0 | Play "Battlefield 3" | 0 |
Get a job in designing the next call of duty | 0 | Get a job selling the best cars | 0 |
Go on a killing spree on famous people and go down in history | 1 | Go on a killing spree in your town, neighborhood, or city | 0 |
Die from Over-Vomitting | 1 | Die from too much defacation | 0 |
Eat a pound Clean Kitty Litter | 0 | Eat 5 packs of Chalk | 0 |
Make more yourather videos | 0 | Eat a 32oz of sour cream | 1 |
Water or air | 3 | Fire or earth | 0 |
Dragon Hunter | 0 | Unicorn Hunter | 0 |
Be penniless in the wilderness. | 1 | Be penniless in the city. | 1 |
Kill a puppy with your bare hands? | 3 | Break your brothers legs? | 2 |
Receive anal from The Incredible Hulk | 0 | Receive a massage followed by a rectal exam by The Human Torch | 0 |
Die every time you reach the age of 25 and be reincarnated with your full knowledge until you are the last human alive in the entire universe. | 42 | Live to be 10,000 years old, in your 25 year-old body. | 52 |
Be a hero that is legally obligated to rescue princesses. | 0 | Be a princess that is rescued from weekly kidnappings. | 1 |
Drink 5 12oz Glasses of Urine | 0 | Eat 1 Piece of Poop (Big Log) | 1 |
Eat Anything You Want Forever & Never Gain Fat | 3 | Have Sex With The Hottest Person In The World For One Year | 0 |
Break someone's arm | 0 | Have your arm broken | 0 |
Seinfeld | 1 | Friends | 0 |
Afro | 8 | Dreads | 1 |
Wink every two minutes | 0 | Lick lips seductively every five minutes | 0 |
Kiss him to death | 0 | Just be yourself | 1 |
Be Legally Blind | 0 | Extremely Obese | 1 |
Get $100 | 3 | Not have all of the polar bears on Earth go extinct | 0 |
Chipotle | 1 | Quadoba | 0 |
Walk in on your parents banging | 1 | Have your parents walk in on you masterbaiting | 0 |
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