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Only be photographed
682,863
Only be filmed
603,799
Have the beginning of Circle of Life play when you farted
480,977
Have the chorus of Thriller play when you burp
698,023
Be forced to watch My Little Pony for 24 hours
1,131,475
Have the theme song stuck in your head for the rest of your life
159,589
Paint your nails
611,549
Wear high heels
140,742
Be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your life and be able to have children
440,644
Be able to walk but unable to have children
786,624
Always call fingering "fingerblasting"
133,570
Always call blowjobs "blowjays"
106,614
Have dropped the first atom bomb on Japan
191,762
Have operated a gas chamber during the Holocaust
53,568
Always have mud in your shoes
555,098
Always have a pebble in your shoe
679,459
Be convicted as a corrupt politician
378,693
Be convicted as a corrupt Fortune 500 CEO
678,481
Need glasses to see far away
880,969
Need glasses to see close up
374,550
Be a fairy who cannot fly
672,571
Be a 10 foot tall dwarf
579,420
Get a Hole-in-One and have to buy the whole bar a drink?
426,876
No Hole-in-One
759,407
Eat nothing but dog treats
951,153
Eat nothing but cat food
285,030
get a sex change
114
Be a virgin for life
76
Be locked in a chastity belt
4
Gangbanged 3 times a week
1
Be well dressed from the waist up, with ridiculous pants and shoes
675,451
Be well dressed from the waist down, with ridiculous shirts and hats
500,116
Travel the world and die young
5
Stay at home and get old
5
Be Canadian
3
Be American
2
Have it done slowly with a chainsaw
4
Have it done with an axe
6
Eat 5 live rats
49,317
Chew on Donald Trump's pubic hair for 5 seconds
187,877
Marry a hardened criminal
588,757
Marry someone with 5 kids from 3 previous marriages
635,927
Be a vampire who can transform into a bat
722,674
Be a ghost that can possess only appliances
529,773
Fight a tiger
4
Fight a shark
9
See into the future
2
Have the ability to go into the past
5
Have a good life in a small house
4
Have a miserable life in a billion dollar mansion
1
Play quarterback
810,772
Play linebacker
314,563
Sleep in a tanning bed for a month
537,824
Sleep in a small suitcase for a month
673,092
Have everybody stare awkwardly
1,035,574
Have everyone look away in disgust
198,789
Have your eye held open by someone while they slice/paper-cut your eye
22
Have your eye held open by someone while they take a razor to your eye and start shaving your eye away
5
Superman
23
Batman
15
Be homeless and hungry but always loved by your perfect partner
791,139
Have a fabulous house and amazing food but never have loved or been loved
448,737
Be a vegetarian and love a meat eater
244,495
Be a meat eater and love a vegetarian
1,025,275
Become Homosexual and find the love of your life
12
Stay Heterosexual and never find anyone who'll even kiss you
6
Be Blind
2
Be Deaf
1
Have everyone stare at you in disgust
413,008
Have everyone look away in disgust
789,735
Go to jail for life
608,863
Have the death penalty
665,315
Rip up the exam paper
239,326
Walk out laughing
1,031,800
Be named after a car
1,014,088
Be named after produce (fruits or veggies)
248,453
Spend your last moments with your family
651,416
Do something crazy that you've always been too scared to do
620,397
Get fingered by a gorilla
76,293
Finger a Gorilla
159,024
Be eaten by a lion
1,102,957
Be eaten by ants
179,160
Know when the world ends
503,999
Know how the world ends
802,397
Be a Prince/Princess
864,577
Be a Mermaid/man
412,244
Find true love
512,685
Cure cancer
806,041
Slay the dragon
613,919
Rescue the princess
682,107
Visit Hogwarts
839,753
Visit Narnia
437,010
Fart in front of your crush
922,699
Get caught picking your nose by your crush
316,840
Have a nail hammered through every joint in each of your fingers
331,882
Have the famous Starry Night slowly carved into your back with a knife
748,242
Own a pocket-sized giraffe
585,155
Own a pocket-sized elephant
704,056
Have your foot stepped on by an elephant
727,966
Have your foot bitten by a lion
505,127
Have sex with a celebrity for a week and then no sex ever again
76,062
Have sex with below average people for the rest of your life
170,710
Enact Net Neutrality as a law
544,572
Enact the "Stop Online Piracy Act" as a law
393,930
Find a book about everything about the past
300,504
Find a book about everything about the future
967,792
Have blue skin
881,810
Have red skin
416,419
Sprout a tail
855,435
Sprout a horn
365,489
Spend a day with Michael Jackson
192,750
Spend a day with a Catholic Priest
54,092
Be a robot
606,183
Be an alien
682,532
Be resistant to cold and impossible to freeze to death
477,728
Be resistant to heat and impossible to burn to death
766,576
Use only Comic Sans
626,773
Use only Papyrus
468,236
Own a mini horse
520,938
Own a regular horse
747,618
Be smart and always be ignored
865,228
Be dumb but always listened to
400,533
Switch sexual orientation
176,128
Be permanently obese
63,123
Be blind
145,765
Have penises for arms
104,892
Read the book
537,835
See the film
758,495
Be publicly accused of 1st degree murder
198,725
Be publicly accused of pedophilia
43,383
Try acid once
70,066
Try magic mushrooms once
172,594
Be raped by a group of 10 year old boys
93,244
Be raped by a wolf
147,619
Sit on a cold toilet seat
680,877
Sit on a warm toilet seat
621,110
Have sex with a wolf
184,326
Have a wolf have sex with you
54,224
Be visited by Ancient Aliens
954,652
Be visited by Mole People
234,694
Get stung repeatedly by a Japanese Hornet
392,436
Be bitten once by a Black Widow spider
748,896
Be a student the rest of your life
604,900
Be a teacher the rest of your life
665,939
Eat a Rotten Banana
210,823
Suck an Old Guy's Dick
34,191
Give your friend a blowjob and escape
117,312
Stay in the room for an entire week, without food or water
86,616
Snow for the rest of your life
768,389
Rain for the rest of your life
524,912
Have the ability to pull out of your pockets the exact change needed for ANY purchase
399,933
Have the ability to discreetly read minds
845,427
Need to milk yourself
551,200
Lay an egg
696,596
Be a capitalist
750,766
Be a communist
384,764
Unearth and loot a corpse, finding a Rolex
454,467
Cheat in a competition, winning a Rolex
695,817
Be a content failure
648,821
Be an unhappy success
549,486
Die a hero
848,364
Live long enough to see yourself become the villain
419,382
Be a Lefty
315,175
Be a Righty
976,008
Be married to someone that doesn't love you
405,346
Be married to someone that you don't love
796,681
Burp confetti
710,983
Fart glitter
560,102
Be a superhero and hated by everyone
861,606
Have no arms or legs but be loved by all
397,945
Have your testicles sandpapered off
147,065
Be locked in a room full of your dead family members and the only way to survive is to eat them
81,884
Be married to someone who doesn't love you
418,034
Be married to someone you don't love
781,489
Never have to grocery shop again.
407,119
Never have to do laundry again.
854,261
Be a famous country singer
515,412
Be a famous blues guitarist
703,893
Have to eat tree bark for one meal a day
542,388
Have to pour cold milk over everything you eat
641,346
Eat all your meals where the food is freezing cold
769,284
Eat all your meals with 5 tablespoons of salt poured on it
422,059
Go to the dentist
494,726
Watch women's sports
791,207
Every movie you watch replaces the lead role with Nicolas Cage
825,088
Every song you hear is performed by Nickelback
357,286
Never have sex
107,238
Be a sex addict that has a ton of kids
140,202
Be anorexic
724,914
Be obese
467,127
Resurrect your favorite cancelled show of all time for 1 season
604,361
Cancel your most hated show
609,972
Wear the KKK robes for life
662,173
Tattoo Swastikas on both of your cheeks
448,372
Eat a hotdog
330,377
Eat a hamburger
935,624
Work 9am to 5pm
1,021,720
Work 9pm to 5am
256,338
Vote for Bachman
469,593
Vote for Palin
435,550