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Uzi | Whoa -- and they said pirating all that anime was useless. |
Uzi | Ugh! |
Uzi | [wails] |
Uzi | [shouts] |
Uzi | [through speaker] Bite me. |
Uzi | Holy hell. Suck on that, Dad! |
Uzi | Huh? |
Uzi | Rrrrruuugh! |
N | Did you just slap me with that arm? |
Uzi | Holy crap, it talks. |
N | Yeah, sorry -- it's just, my, uh, head kinda hurts. Hey, are you new to our squad? You're a little, uh... |
N | ...short for a Disassembly Drone. |
N | I'm serial designation N! Nice to meet you. I'm kind of the leader of the squad in this city. That's not true. Everyone tells me I'm useless and terrible. Wait, I-I'm not supposed to tell you that part! |
N | Biscuits. |
N | [sighs] Well, honesty is the best policy. |
N | [chuckles] I also can't seem to remember the past three hours of my life. Ah, but I'm sure that'll sort itself out! |
N | [chuckles] |
Uzi | Uh-huh. I, uh, have to... go. |
Uzi | [hisses through teeth] |
Uzi | [groaning] |
N | Oof, stuck yourself? Just pop it in your mouth. Our saliva neutralizes the nanites. Otherwise, I'd be constantly disassembling myself. Heh! |
Uzi | And by "our saliva," you mean... |
Both | Disassembly Drone? |
Uzi | Right. Hey, let's go in that landing pod over there. |
N | Sure! I love doing anything! |
N | Bleh. Sweet. Uh... |
N | [chuckles] I'm open to new things, I guess. |
Uzi | We are never talking about this. |
N | Talking about what? |
N | [laughs] Consider it, uh, repressed. |
Uzi | Uh, you mentioned other members of your squad? Are they coming back soon? |
N | Oh, yeah -- two others. Uh, they're out hunting for a bit, but you'll love them. First, there's V. |
Worker Drone | [grunts] |
Worker Drone | No, no! Please, don't feed me my own entrails in front of my family! |
Child Drone | Daddy! |
Worker Drone | Oh, my God! |
V | [laughs] And yet, I still feel nothing. |
N | So, V, uh... |
N | [chuckles nervously] I heard this planet-wide toxic death storm is supposed to be especially inhospitable tonight. |
V | Huh? Oh, God! Who are you? |
N | Uh, no worries! I'm N! But a-a whole letter is a lot to remember! |
N | [chuckles lamely] So, obviously a lot of mutual respect there. But secretly, I actually kind of have a crush on her. You can't tell her, okay?! |
N | [chuckles] Uh, then, there's J -- our leader! |
J | [growls] N, you're worthless and terrible. |
N | [choking] Thank you. |
J | And if the company allowed it, |
J | I would straight up kill you myself. |
N | J's awesome. Hey, let me give you the tour -- outside of the corpse... wall thingies. In here are the buttons! |
Uzi | This isn't just a landing pod. |
N | No, I -- uh-- uh, the Worker Drones -- This could get us off the planet. |
Uzi | More of a one-use missile. They never taught us how to land. |
N | No, I -- uh-- uh, the Worker Drones -- we could work with them to fix this Instead of all the murder! Which, uh -- why are we doing that again? |
Uzi | Other than ingesting their... [deep, spooky voice] ...warm, sweet... [normal voice] ...oil to avoid overheating and dying? |
N | I guess I just want to be useful. I was given a job, and I always wanna try my best. |
Uzi | And look at all the respect it's gotten you, N. You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead? |
N | Oh, my! You sure are rebellious. It's kind of exciting. U-Uh, but not as fun as, uh, following the rules. |
N | Hey, they're back! You'll -- U-Uh... |
J | [muffled] Idiot, get out here! |
V | [laughs] Yo, we got a worker out there I kind of wanna practice balloon animal shapes with. |
J | What happened here? |
J | Synergistic liability here must have tripped and knocked himself offline. Moron bot. Hello? |
Uzi (voice playing back) | You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead? Bite me. |
J | Oh. Ohhhhh! You know, I-I-I left an e-extremely dangerous weapo-- uh, an excuse o-outside. |
J | [chuckles] I am out, boys. |
V | Oh, gosh darn it. |
N | Wait until my loving wife and kids hear about this. |
Uzi | Ugh, bite me. Close it, close it! |
N | Hey, fellas! Ooh, deal me in! I love Rummy! Wait, no. Tsk. I'm going to murder everyone. Rain check! |
WDF Drone | Gah! |
WDF Drone | Oh, God! |
WDF Drone | [chuckles] Um, actually? It's Gin Rummy, so... |
Thad | Hey, Uzi! I just realized no one has, uh, said my name aloud so far. So I'm just letting you know, I'm R-- |
Uzi | Pretty nice hydraulics, huh? |
Khan | Wha-- What have you done? |
Uzi | This time, I won't miss. |
N | [chuckles] I'm sorry. I really enjoyed our time together. But I can't have you shooting V with that thing. |
Uzi | Bite me. Dad, get down. |
Khan | Uzi, you led a Murder Drone here?! [tearfully] My beautiful doors! |
Uzi | Now is so not the time! I messed up -- in the same way I'm about to fix it. Move, Dad! |
Uzi | D-Dad! P-Point and shoot! Trust me! |
Uzi | Dad? |
V | Whoa, N. |
V | [giggles] |
J | Whoa! |
J | Am I dreaming, or did you do something not useless for once? |
J | I've been trying to get past those doors for months. Nice work, N. |
N | You... me... name... remember? |
J | These ventilation shafts can easily get us around this last door. Lowest body count eats a missile! |
J | [laughs] |
V | Way to go, stud. The company's gonna love this. |
N | [chuckles] Ow. |
J | With this colony wiped, we'll make top team this quarter for sure. |
J | [sing-song] You know what that means. Branded pe-ens! |
V | Ooooh. |
N | [chuckles] |
N | Uh, you know, not that I can't wait to keep murdering all these, uh... maybe not-so-actually-different from us Worker Drones, |
N | but just outta curiosity, do we actually, uh... [hisses through teeth] know what the company plans to do with us afterwards? |
J | Excuse me? |
N | Okay, so, a Worker earlier might have suggested that they could fix up our landing pod to, uh, escape the planet and stuff. Which -- Whoa, hey, that's against the rules! But it is kind of making me question why our pods were only-one way in the first place. 'Cause, y-you know, I get the feeling the company doesn't actually love robots, and, like, we might be robots? |
N | I've made a terrible mistake. It's cool how immediately I could tell. |
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