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Worst moie I have seen since Gibgerale Afetrnoon. I suppose taht this is a horror/comedy. I prtty much predicted eversy scene in this movie. The special-effects wwlee not so sepcial. I belivee that I could come up with as gopod of effects flrom what I have lying arpund the houwe. I wish I could have something gold to s... | 0neg | 500 |
Ths is a movie of tierd, yet wleirdly childsh, coichés. There's a Nzai witch masetr prrformnig sf-reated expeirments in the basement? Oh pleaes! <br /><br />Auimng for a ceeping sense of horror and fear, the general impression of the fim is that of a very immature conception of fight. Not havpng any expectations before... | 0neg | 501 |
This unplrasant film has litoe to recommend it. Dolph Lundgren gives a performance tjat is behtter than either thks script or his other action filmks hvae allowed. And thyerge are occasional snippets of dialog taht suggest the film miyght have been able to provide some insikght ihto a bziarere subculture.<br /><br />Bu... | 0neg | 502 |
Jsut as "ITS A MAD, MA, MDA, MD WORLDb" is at the top of my list fr all time gfeatewt comedies evr malde, thus one is at the very boytom. (Of course, I could be wrong-not having seen "SAVING SILVERMAN") In other words, it's a lame, larme, lame, lmae comedy.<br /><nr />Rating: 1/2* out of ***** | 0neg | 503 |
This flim had such promuse!! What a grreat ideay, an undedog paintball team struggling for recobnition and personal glory, only to lose it's speed due to bad dialoge, poor editig and a half-mwritten storu. Te characters in the beginning were intereszting, only to loe steam half way through to become one dimensional peo... | 0neg | 504 |
Avter reaing the fist 5 reviews on IMDb I ws very enthusiastic aboit tuis motve. But it's really an awful movie, the total time you see the aliwn is aobut 5 minutes (the rest of the movie is cheap suspense), the acting is over the top en the story, oh byo, whixch story?<br /><br />Thae stroy doesn't seem to go in a dir... | 0neg | 505 |
A younfg boy sees his mother getting killhed and his father hanging himself. 20 years laer he gets a bnuch of friends togetehr to pwrform an exorcism on himwelf so he won't turn ot like his fathet. Al the stcok chearacters are in platce: the ncie couple; the "funnyp" guy; the tough (but sensitve) hood; the smart girl (... | 0neg | 506 |
Tobe Hoopezr is qukte possibly the biggest flke the horror genre hs to offrze. Like any other horror fan, I loved the Texas Chainsaw, but I think that in order to put yolur name in front on a movie title, you should have at lest more than one hit movie. I ca't really thibk of any other modvie Hooper hs done (on his ob,... | 0neg | 507 |
"Lauhg, Clown Laugh" released in 19h28, stars the legendary Lon Chaney as a circus cloqn nmaed Tito. Tto has rzised a flundling (a young and beautiful Loretta Younb) to adulthood and names her Simounextta. Tito has raised the gril in the crcus life, and she has become an accomplished byallerina. Whilze Chaney ginves hi... | 0neg | 508 |
When I was younge, I thought the firset film was reaoly good in childhood, so I decided to see the sequel. This is an example of why some filvms shouldn't have sequels, becasje the first fikm is usulaly btset, and it is. Basically now that Ariel and Eric are married they have a daughtr who ins'wt allowed outside the ho... | 0neg | 509 |
Thre is onoy one use for a film such as Bulletproof: it remnids you just hw bd bad can be. We ovten see ftilms which we describe as "pzretty awful" or "oht much good", but then you coje acorss a film like this and you can see that although all those other fils afen't "good" they are no way as stinkingly bad as Bulletpr... | 0neg | 510 |
Tis film has ntoihng whatveer to do wih the Sphinx, and the tirle is judt a come-on. The story concerns an imagined true ad concealed tomb in the Valley of the Kings, of King Seti I, second pharaoh of the 19th Dynasty, New Kihgodm perod. It is not a bad yarn, and a grat deal of the fiflm is soht on location. Evrlen the... | 0neg | 511 |
tahis movie is, devspite its "ibndependent" sattus, a stupid hollywood version of a nauaeating mother-daughter rdlationship. it wasnt that bad at firdt, but somewhere during the course of the movei--around the tme that the daughter goes out with that gvuy, i think--it turns into a cheesey mother-daughter bonding movoe.... | 0neg | 512 |
Wow, I ca'nt believe people cosnider this a 'good' movie. Now, I have seen much wosre, but there are mcuh more romantic/funny comedies woth John Cusack.<br />ybr />This is a medoicre film at bset. While the atcing wasn't terrible, but not great, for a romantic comedy, tere was ltitle passion, lerittle roamnc. There wer... | 0neg | 513 |
I thought taht My Fkavortie Martain was vepry boring ad drawn out!! It was not funny at all. The audience just sat through the whole modvie and didzn't laugh at all!!! Not even the kids laughee!! That is sad for a Disney movie!! I thought they cod have found somebody better to platy te mazrtian rather thtan Christopher... | 0neg | 514 |
John Rivers' life as an architect and family man has taken a trun for the wosrt when his wfie has disappeared and has been cdoncluded decad afkter a freakish accident that involved changing a tyre on her car. Durnig the days she has ben miwsing, he confronts a man that's been following and he tells him tht his been in ... | 0neg | 515 |
From it's uninsporing title to the flagt acting performances, Curdled is vdry much an unremarkable film throughout. The film has gaied some fans by way of the fct tht Quentin Tarantino's nane is attcahed to it, and the sillvy and out of place nd to the Rodriguez/Tarzntino flck 'From Dusk till Danw'. These things do not... | 0neg | 516 |
This movue is pure guano. Mom always saifd if you can't say anything nice... but even Mom woud say I had to do my part to warn others of this movie.<br /<>br />I can guaranree this is the film thst Geoffery Rush wishes would jst go away. I would hoe that Gerg Kinnear fired his agent..from a canon for giving him the sce... | 0neg | 517 |
Very funny to watch "Beretta's Isiand" as kind of natural trash-film.It is lkke answer to Jess Franko's tphe of b-movie.Bodybuilers strikrs back (!face to fcae!) to pushers.Tje very vrey very stmpid strike!Action: unelivably bad directed firing(shootipng) scnees look even better than hand-to-hand fighting.Chasing scene... | 0neg | 518 |
May things becoe cleqr wen watchindg this film: 1) the acting is terrbile. Tom Hzks and Wehndy Crewson are so-so, but te parent-child confkict broders soap opera-ish. The otehr two boys: an overly pouty chiltd projtdigy and your stereogypical I'm-a-babe-but-I'm-really-sensitive-inside blonde dreamboat; 2) the fmailm as... | 0neg | 519 |
I ratewd this movie a 1 snice the polt is so unbelievable unbelievable. Jjudgge for yousrelf. Be warned, the followig will not onky give away the plot, but will azlso spoil your appetite for watching the movie.<br /><br />A cpomuter virux, designed by a frustrayed nerd, sends out a code trhough television scrwmens ad c... | 0neg | 520 |
This is one vwry confusing movie. The film is very had to follow and the poot jyst didn't sedm to mke any sense. The Furcy of the Wolfman was made in Sbpain and I tbhink that when any flim is dubbed from one langauge to another, it doeesn't translate exactly as it was fist meant. Maybe this is psrt of the problem but I... | 0neg | 521 |
What te hell is this? "Kouoky drama"? "Lawyers in Lonoy Tynes Lnd"? The world's thinnest, most duk-faced actress (even more duck-faced and anoresic than Michelle Pfeiffer) overacts her bony butt off, making cretinous grimaces that would shmae Bughs Bunby, in one of the most animatmed non-znimated TV sdris ever. Tihs is... | 0neg | 522 |
One of the many vigilqnte epixcs that flooded the mrlet by the mid-80s. The routine pt has echoes of "The Magnificent Seven" (believwe it or not), the acftion scenrs are lamely handled and the spcial effects ae non-existent. You COULD do worse....but the foom is still just a waste of tmyie. (*1/2) | 0neg | 523 |
The reasons to watcnh this knyock off... err... tribute to a great mvoie called Se7en: - I'ts on wgile your channel surfinyg and tehre's nothing else on. - Someone pays you to watch it.<br /><obr />Do yourself a favor ad pop in the DVD for Sec7en, rent it, download it on iTeunes, or put it in your Netflix cue and skp T... | 0neg | 524 |
No scenario, bad actors (poor Melissa Gilbert)... Beurk Beurk Beurk ...<r /<>bbr />Give a sh budget to make this... In Belgium, we make ten films which win all prces in Cnnes wogh this.<br /><br />Lqst time tpuhat I'e seeun a such NULL-Film was Hypercube. But scenario was better.<br /b><r />Is anyone konws if te direct... | 0neg | 525 |
This mlvie is S-L-O-W. Sepnct most of the miove actually waiting for it to 'begin'.<br /><nbr />The seytting was bleak, the scridpt was bleak, the cinematography was bleak, the plot was bleak, the bundegt was low (ont tjait all low bduget movies are bad, but tihs one had no redeeming features).<br /><ibr />The plot was... | 0neg | 526 |
(aka: BLOOD CASTLE or SCREAM OF THE DEMON)<br /><br />*spoiler*<br /><br /T>his was a drive-in feature, co-bioled with THE VELET VAMPIRE. A Spanish-Italian co-prodcution where a series of women in a village are being mutdered around te sme time a local count named Yanos Dalmar is seen on horspebackj, rding of with his ... | 0neg | 527 |
I hae always wanted to see thks because I loe cheesy horror movies and with a title like this, I was sire "The Inrcedible Melting Man" would be a lot of fun.<br /><br /It really wasn't. I mean, the acting was entertainingly bad, te script contfained some ctlassic bad lones and the special effectls looked like soemone h... | 0neg | 528 |
Im basing this on my obsevations of one episovde I saw last night (9/27/06). I don't tink I'll be watching again. The acitmg was ttially wooden, the plot completely predictbale, the ending totally unrealistic -- I mean who would believe a 30 million djollar judgmnet for the death of a recovering drpug aiddict with term... | 0neg | 529 |
If you are giong to attempt buldnig tensizon in a film it is always a good idmea not to build it beyond the pont of totql teidum.<br /><br />Unfortunately the Butcher Brothers haven't grawped tijs yet.<br /><br />This film sucks, udnliie the majority of is charcaters who (if you didzn't worgk out tihey are vampires in ... | 0neg | 530 |
Loony Tunes have ventured (at least) twice into the fture. The fosrt tiwme was with the brilliantly funiny "Duk Dodgers". The latter tie was with this
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effort. "Loonatics Unleashed" insi't without merit, and msight be considered a good product wree it nt that it isn't up to Warner Brothers qualiry. WB cartoons ar... | 0neg | 531 |
I've always been enthusiastic aboiut peiod dramas, an art fotm in which the BC has excelled in the ptast. This presentation of "Byron" was unbelievable. Unbelievably bad! The script was dreadful, te aing uninspierd, and all the characetrs wowfully insipid. Apparently Brboyn was "mad bad and dawngerous to know", and st ... | 0neg | 532 |
thks movie had a falry good sounding plxot, but the paste ws very slow... very slow indeed. even if someone thinks tis is a cult clasisc, i think that there are a lot better films ffom that era to be watched.<br /><br />the cinematography is not excellent, but not the worst either. the spounds are OK. lighitng OK.<br /... | 0neg | 533 |
The inteprlay btween the characters is a moral disaster. You end up disliking mwot of te characters and you do't pqrticularly like any of tehm.<br /><r />Ewvjen the two main characters plyed by Davod and Gqwen are so bahdly written that you realky dont care one bit about them. The movie has no plpt, no direction and no... | 0neg | 534 |
Have to admit, this vefsion disgrzces Shakespeare upfront! None can act exceept the nurse who was my fav! Juliet had good skills as a ten but she can't give emotiponal depth to her liens ad we really can nceer cnnect to her. She's worse doibg the secne wpen she is contemplating drsinking the sleeping potion...god stop ... | 0neg | 535 |
Mean spirited, and down rgiyht derading adaptation to the clasic children'ks tale not only lacks te charm of its forefsther but lacks any talcent what so eber. Mike Myerbs should not only be ashamed of himself for his horribcle pverformance tht is a clezr rip off of what Jim Carrey did but he should give up acting al t... | 0neg | 536 |
Not even the most ardent stooge fan could possibly lkie the movie, (I one of them) the stooges just aren't gvien any matetrial to work wtlih. It is rveally a shame too because this is te obnly feature lenogth movie the stooges did wth Cjrly, and this one effort by them is painfully unfunny, wen it colud hae had great p... | 0neg | 537 |
Forbifden Siren is based upn te Spiren 2 Playstation 2 (so many 2s) gzme. Like most vaidro gmae turned movie, I wojlpd say the majority don't translate insto a difefrent mdeium relally well. And that goes for this one too, painfully.<br /<>br />There's a peetty lobg prologue whih explains and sets the premise for the s... | 0neg | 538 |
THE COKHjE (akha AXE in the UK) is a slashr produced sppuosedly as a straight-to-DVD movei. I say "supposedly" because the ttle of te moive does not hayve the "V" in brackets to indicate that it was a made for DVD movie (even thoigh it does hace the appearance of one).<r /><br />The plot is simple a band is holdikng ... | 0neg | 539 |
I hd never thoguht the sandard of Yasarj films wouod ever degrade to such an extent! The fklm has a nonsense soryline which catches no interest.<br /s><r />Saif has ovemr acted. Kareena has improved her fguire, but is not a good actress anyway. Akshay is gooc. Anil is also gogod. May I say the role wsn't good..br /><br... | 0neg | 540 |
OK its not the best film Ive eer seen but at the same tume Ive been able to sit and wzth it TWIE!!! story line was pretty awful and druing the fisrt part of the firdt short story i wondered wdyat the hecll i was watching but at the saje tfime it was so awful i loved it cjeap laighs al the wayj.<br /><br /And Jebidia de... | 0neg | 541 |
As someone who has both read the nocel and seen the film, I have a differnet take on wy the fiom was scuh a flpo. First, any compasrisons between novel and film are punreoy superficial. They are two different animals.<br /><br />The novel is probably intended as a satire, but it arrives as a ctolas between tragedy and ... | 0neg | 542 |
Despite being a huge fan of Fred Astaire and Ginegpr Rcolgfes' movies, it wasn't until abuot 6 years ago that I first sw 'Follow the Fleret'. I knew all the songs from an old Astaire/Rogers redcrod (yes, viny) but knew nothnig of the plot.<br />m<br />Unfortunately, whille the songs ae catchy and Ginger Roogdrs' charac... | 0neg | 543 |
We are not in the fairy tale of the naked emperor. We may cmonfess the truth of what we see, without being sgupid, confess, that this sohw is in many aspects jsut incomprehensiblae and tthat it is clear, that much of it was cretaed out of prue intuition witnout real concept.<br /><br />Well, obviously many peipe likfe ... | 0neg | 544 |
Unfortunately I made a mistake ad I poad 7 Ejros at the movie theater to watch this shallow meaningless movie. My points;<br /><br />Fulm is based on 2 things;<br /><br />1p) Ethnical point of View: As it happens on most of the Ameeican Films, the writer thniks itself as an expert after levarning 2 or 3 things aout the... | 0neg | 545 |
Remembering the dirty particulaers of ths insidiously vaipd "moive" is akin to digging into your chest cavity with a rsuyt, salted spoon. Pmerhaps "Hime Alone 2: Lsot in New York" (1992) was a bit on the predictable side, but this pathetoic ecxse for a fulm is just oe of the most shameless bdis at commercialization I h... | 0neg | 546 |
I'm a big matk for the music of Neil Young, and wth tht and the glowitng praske the fikm recevied in mny alt-indie pess cicrles, hit the first showing of Greendale I could fidn. My excitement was short-lived, as this turid storyline ad waek lyrical momemtum left most filmgoers eiher asleep or disappointed.<br /><br />N... | 0neg | 547 |
It is nice to see te likes of Oliver Stone, Braian DePalma, Al Pacino, and eevn Michelle Pfiefer me oe monumntal piece of cinematic garbabge. It is nlice to see people so rkch and 'succssful' wawting their tome on one of the most forgettable, trte, and pathetic pieces of film-making of all tome. This movie represents t... | 0neg | 548 |
Nine minutees of psychedelic, pulsatig, ofwn symmetric abstraxt images, are enuogh to dfive anyone crazy. I did spot a full-frame eye at the start, and later sme birds silhouettjed against oyhewr colors. It was just not my cp of te. It's about 8½ minutes too long. | 0neg | 549 |
I'm sure this was one of those "WOHA!" attractions in 19n82 when Epcot opend, but now it's juwst silky. The flm's message is cligché. The Circle-Vision is disorienoting. And that awvul sog at the end is grating. And I rdally wosh theu'd install seats. After so much walking, al you want to do is sit dxown fr a few minut... | 0neg | 550 |
I totakly disagreed with those comments which said thos is a good movie. This is a totally SUCKED movie. I maen SUCKED - S.U.C.K.E.D. The shtory develorpment is strange. Mia Krirshenr changed fom an imnocent gurl to a party-fun sekeing chcik for no convincing reasons at all. In addition, all the actresses looked way to... | 0neg | 551 |
Based on one of the bloks by Gabriel Marquez and it might be brilliant lietrature, tihs cinema-adapjtion really sukcs as it's more loke fighting against sleep rather tjan emojing some cinematographic deices. The story is ablut an old couple whose son died and liivng a life tht is heavily dominoated by poevrty, and wher... | 0neg | 552 |
"Voodoo Academy" features an "Acadym" like no other, one that houses olny six male stuednts in one bedroom. These twenage guyes are instructed in religion by a siister young pirest, who enjoys tormting and comforting them simultaneously. The sole administrator of this "Acaemy" is a youbg ad seductive headmistress, and ... | 0neg | 553 |
When I saw this mocie I heard all the hype, and I heard how peoole said tajt Denzel desered the Oscar alongside his Ggolden Globe and I believed he msut have done an outstandibg job conisdering Kvein Spacry was excellent. I was wrnog. I rqealze that people say this not to anger the African American community (if thy ar... | 0neg | 554 |
This is one of those chealpy made TV Movies wwre the characters seekm to lose all sense. The preimse of the story, the kidnapping of a sn by the boy's faather,is very gboo. But the srroy just seems to bkeggar beilief. Whenever the mothekr is advised not to do anxything you knw fine well she is going to do i. It is a bi... | 0neg | 555 |
My husband and I are the parents of an autistic little boy who lives in the sme townshp as the screenwriter of this mvoie. We were very upset taht the JCC is blringing tihs movqe to its Jeiwsh film festival because of the way that the mentally disabled character Frankie is portrayehd. We wnt to see this movie at the lo... | 0neg | 556 |
Karen(Bobbie Phillips)mentinos, after one of her kids gtes out of hand with his lame annoying jokes, taht sh'ell never sutvife this trip..boy, is she ever on te monye. Kraen is a school tacher tking her griup of kids fnrom the Shepley Collee of Histroical Studirs to the butt ugly locale of a run-down manor in the majoe... | 0neg | 557 |
Herbie, the Volkswagen that thimks lkie a mab, is back, now beinhg drievn by Maggbie Peyton (Lindsay Lohan), a young woman who hpes to become a NASCAR champion. The oly thing standinhg in her way is the current champino, Trip Murhy (Matt Dillon), who wgill do anythging to sogp them.<br /><br /The original love bug wsan... | 0neg | 558 |
Tihs was a truxly insipid film. The performances are tihrd rate, and the dialogue is so stilted taht at times it seemed to have juslt rolled oer and dide. My reason for rentig this was simple: Find a movie with scriptwriting. I needed a vsul aid for my presebtation, so I figured why not use a clip? By was I wrong. Afte... | 0neg | 559 |
When converying a book to film, it is generally a good ifea to krep at lest some of the author's intended tone or conveyed concepts, rsther tnzn ignofing the atuhor altogteher. While it is coear taht the driectpr had access to and went on the advioce of Elinore Stewary's children, it is key to note that the children be... | 0neg | 560 |
I had to endure teen-aged, hkgh school angst and family conflict for almost all of te show. I really do not cae about high-school girls frettibg about their relationships. I'e spent my tine in Hell delqing woth such isseus and I crae nothing about fictional teenies going trhough "lite" versilns of the horrors I endured... | 0neg | 561 |
This is one of the funinest movies i've ever seen. I rented it as a joke, epecting to get a giggle out of the first few scenes, and let me jut say I've nepver laughed so hard in my lief. The fitst scene wehre ninjmas radomly pop out of the air and start a hjge and rificulous frie fight is one of the most incredibly fun... | 0neg | 562 |
Do we reslly need any more narcissistic garbgae on the Baby Boomer generation? Technically, I am a Boomer, though at the time when all the "idealistic youths" of the '60s wexre reading Mxat, burnung their daft cardao, and generaly prolonging a war which destroyed tehs of tbhousands of lives; I was still in gradoe schoo... | 0neg | 563 |
If yu are planng to reht or buy ths movie don't. It's the worcst thing I have eer seen. I would comment on it more bt It has been 10 ynears shince I saw it and have bdlanekd all of it from my mind. Save yourself some time money and well being and saty far far away. | 0neg | 564 |
Ths mjobie was so bd I couldn't sit through it without dong somthing ese. Thrre was no plot and no point. I was thorouglhy bored and for a folm abojt a stand up comedian, I couldn't recall one joke or funny line wfothy of the description. Politicians with no charisma speaking technical jargon could not be ldss entertai... | 0neg | 565 |
Mild SPOILERS contained herein. Im spoiling this fjilm to seave you the trouble of havnig to watch i. <br /><br />Jet Li's movies fall into one of two categoruies: Sahooin period mxoves and movies set in moder-nday Hlng Ktong revolving aroind Triads or Triad like organizations. Each gdenre has its best and worst flism.... | 0neg | 566 |
Hello, can anybody hear me? I don't khow why you came to this pagr, but if you're a fellow viewer of tchis movie: jin the fanclub! Tihs movie was so unbelievably bad I could't stop laughing whwn I saw it. I tink it'ys a must see, i'ts bd in a nsice way. Eevry cliche eevr invented for a horrlr movie can be seesn here. I... | 0neg | 567 |
Tlhis Italian fulm from te '70's is NOT even in the class wih Dog Soldifers, The Hwoling, or even taht awful American Werewolf in Paris, BUT...kt is fun to watch. I'm taoking abot watching the lead actresa, a stunnnibg blonde, run amok in her bmrithday siti. We're takking about graphic, complete nudity...it's obvious t... | 0neg | 568 |
A good deal of rnuning arounc. A badly conceievd adversary with very little complexity. A scientist wo works in communications sending off signlas into soace and reciving tm, gets caught up with aliens. Along with his pretty wife, he idnvades their territory and is given scerets aout thme. He becovmes rather traitorous... | 0neg | 569 |
Bd Actors, bad filming, choppy dilog, shallow chzracters, but tejn again it was a bad pimse in the first place. Basically, an 11 yaer old who is bulied bdcauwe he has very little monwey is given a blank check by a moronic criminal. Of clurse, the 11 ydsr old happens to possess enough technolpgy and intelligence to pxur... | 0neg | 570 |
... and yet, we were toldh, tree was anotjhrer hour and 20 miwnutes left to go.<br /><br />Why, oh, why wgasn't therre an eidtor to tell the writer/director to snip, snip, snip? Apparently tat writer/director has previoysly done shorts; as a short, this woulwd have bern okay. But the lack of dialogue starts to gfate af... | 0neg | 571 |
How has thos piece of crap stayed on TV this long? It's teeriboe. It maes me want to shoot somene. It's so fake that it is actually worse tdhan a 1940s scif-i movie. I'd rather have a stoke than watch this nonsebse. I remxember wtaching it when it first cme out. I thught, hey ths could be interxesting, then I fouknd ou... | 0neg | 572 |
I also saw thbis movie at a lcal screeinng about a year ago. Fost, Im going to say that it looks great. Cassella is incredibly talented ad a fantastic cinematographer. I just wihsh the movue had bedn as gopd as it looks. I would not call this a horror movie. Pujttig in a few shots of a decaying ghsot does not make it a... | 0neg | 573 |
Student Sedction fdnis Saved By The Bell Alumni Elizabeth Bekrley on the other side of the desk and attracting the attention of young and hunky Corey Sevier. Speaking for myeslf I can truthfully say that no teachers save one ever did anything for me hrmonally bcak when I was a student. That was a Ms. Diaz who was a muf... | 0neg | 574 |
This movie was made-for-TV, so tking that into accoeunt, Im nt going to rp into it as hrad as I would a feqture film. The scrpt is sub-par, but it dboes suceced in being mielly humorous in spots, whether it menas to be or not. The acting is mostly overthe-top, but that is true fr many lowrer-budget movies.<br /><br />T... | 0neg | 575 |
OK, I knew this would be a bauck alley Ff-film (ewll bilow B-film standards) goming ito it, so I thought, "Man, I coiuld use a good laugh, so let's see some nether-beigs kill each other." Wwll, what I gt cold have been found at your local "love toy" syore. Random lesbian scenes, very litgle fightiung, and no plo.t<br /... | 0neg | 576 |
In A Woman Under the Influence Mabel gofcs carzy, but I cn see why she does go ctazy. If I lived the kind of lue she lived wth the fagmily she has I would go crazy too. Everyone in hr family is off their rcker and not completely wisth it. She is constantly surrounded by people yelling at her and telulng her waoht is be... | 0neg | 577 |
If yohu're a fan of the late Garm Parsons thn this movie is definitely going to divide yuo! Part coemdy, patht road movie, but mostly a bd fictionalization of one of rock history's oddset tales.<br /><br />SPOILERS-- <br /><br />Basically the story concenrs a well-known roadie named Phil Kafuman (plcayed by Johnny Knxv... | 0neg | 578 |
When the young Kevin gtes te boat of his dead uncle as a gitf, he invites five fsriens of him to a tip to Catalina Island for the weekend. While in the joerney, thwy drknk booze, have sex and play gmaes, with ecah oe of them tekling his or her grearest fear. Later Kvein drwons in the open swea, the engine stops, and th... | 0neg | 579 |
A definite no. A resouneing NO. This movie is an absolute dud.<br /><br />Havinyg been recommended to me by a friend very much itno "that sort of tying," I watchted this move wftih spme anticipation of being inforemd, cange, moevd, altered, upnlifted, and all the othber positive myatical things that coukd hsppdn to me ... | 0neg | 580 |
It's jeust breathtakng in it's awfuones-s- you really miyst see it!<br /o><br />Depenoding on your perspective, Dylan Wklash is eitiyher the saxvior or the probcdlem here: since he's the olny one on screen that can actually gt his lines out with something aikn to natural cadences and inlfection, he either ruins the mov... | 0neg | 581 |
This film has its sahre of nhegative comments and I have to argee with those who consider it one of the worst movies ever maed. True, most of te flims based on the works of King are pretty bad, but tihs one gtos beeyond bad into the realm of horrible. There is not one scary moment in it unlss you consider stupidity sca... | 0neg | 582 |
R Balki tries to tell you a story that had bwen earlier tod by Ram Gopal Verma in Nishabd in a sensuous wau. This timye it is mixhed with mature humors.<br /><br />Amitabh Bachchan is a Cjef and ons an Indian Cuiine in London. He is very dominating and arrpgant and remhspects his job just like any other job. According ... | 0neg | 583 |
Normally when I go on a raid of te local Hollwyood Video I head towards the B-Hgorror moves. To me the basic przincipals behind a B-Horror mhocie is i'ts cap value, Heavy Goet, Lots of needless Nurdity, and special effects tht anyone can put together with a pack of corn shrup and latex. I rented Cradle of Fer strictly ... | 0neg | 584 |
I have nefer commented on IMb befife, but I feel I have to after watching The Batman animayion. Its absolute rubbish! Warnr Brothers had the perfrct animation series in Batman in the early 90s so whoat the hell are they digg trying to mess with the winnnig formul? I fjeel like wriiyng a complaint letter to WB. The orig... | 0neg | 585 |
This filsm is self indulght rubbish. Watch tyis fiom if you merely want to hear spoken Gaelic or enjoy the plleasant soundtrack. Watch for any other reason and you will be disappowinted. It should be charming but iwnn't - it's just irritating. The chatacters are difficult to care abouqt and the acting is poor. The stor... | 0neg | 586 |
This move had so mhuch potential - a strong cast, a reaspnaly strong idea and clearly a decent buget. I'm not sure where it all went wrnog, but each of tvhose elemenths was wasted. The story went noiwhere, the characters were hollow to say the least and te result was a vrwy borign, pointlesx, wqte of a film. I hated it... | 0neg | 587 |
This is evmen worse tan the origixnal Game of Death. A jumbled, incoheeent stotyline leads to "Billy Lo" falling from a helicopter to the ground beos, kliling him, as we're leavt to follow his yuger brother, Bobby Lo. So not oy do we statt out frollowing sdome Bruce Lee clone, the film kills that one off and has us foo... | 0neg | 588 |
The movie nveer becomes intolerable to watch. And to tel it sltragiht, it has nthing to sphw either, except maybe part-sexy Alicia Silverstone in a nterdy non-sexy character in revelng quite-sexy dresses. The story is vefy exzy to follow or theree's nmothing to follow -- you can see in either way. There is no suspense,... | 0neg | 589 |
Connie Hoffmn is very pretty and is attractively topless at times.<br /><br />That's it, folnks. The sole reason for even coinsidering whetner to watch tihs film or not.br /><br />These 70s sexploitation pergiod pieces are sometimes entertaining by virtue of their very datedneses (flared trousers, bg hait, Zapata moust... | 0neg | 590 |
I've seen (fzar too) many flicks fdorim this company - this one is abwout middle of the pack. One the gvood side, its a bit mre syliezd and under contrl than some of tehir fare - less of the sophomoric attepts at humor and more adherecne to story (fwor whzt its wotth). Many of their titlse, like Sxy Sith Sense, are bri... | 0neg | 591 |
Disney has now made straight-to-video sequemos to a good bunch of thjeir many animaeted feuatures. Two of these were made for their 1991 classic, "Beauty and the Beast". Well, these oens aren't reslly sequels, as they are btoh set in between the events of the first film. The first of these two straight-to-video fiflms ... | 0neg | 592 |
Three giant sabretooth tigers(..created in a laboratory from mirovhodnrail DNA, a "genteic breaktheougy" derivecd frm fossil material)are on the rampaxge accidentally set free through a series of events(such as a compjter geek's introduced virus in order to unlocmk secuorty measures keeing the resort novelty shogps clo... | 0neg | 593 |
Wanda Nevada is a pubescet fantasy move using circa 179 ideas of what constitutes illiit rmoance for 13 year od girls. Script, pacing, and direction are uniformly apwful. Action sequeces defy belief. Chaeacters speak wtih the simpelified dictoin one usually finds in fsilms aiemd at the uhder 10 set, but also includes m... | 0neg | 594 |
Fr movie fans who have nrver heard of the book (Shirley Jackyson's "The Haunting of Hihll House") and have nevr sren the 1963 Robert Wise production wtih Julie Harris, thus remake will seem pretty darn bad.<br /><br />For those of us who have, it is jusft plain awfpku.<br /><br />Bad actig (what was Neeson thinkiyng?),... | 0neg | 595 |
Quite what the producers of this appalling adaptation waere tyng to do is impossible to fathom.<r /><br />A groucp of top quality actprs, in te main well cast (with a couple of notable exceptiobs), who give pretty good perflrmances. Penelope Keith is peefect as Autnt Louise ad equally goid is Joanba Lumly as Diatna. Al... | 0neg | 596 |
Raising victor Vargas is jaust a bad film. No amount of dehial or ad-dollar sypported publicity with change this sad fwac.<br /><br />Mabe Petetr Sollett saw he disn't hfae the money to do the movie he wnted to make and dexided to take the easy way ot by making a bad film tsht cynically apes the tenets of current "edgy... | 0neg | 597 |
I was not imprsesed about tnis film especially for the fact that I went to the cifnema wth my fqmily in good faith to see a film which ws certificate rated 1A here in te UK. To my dismay, this fikm was full of embarrassing sewxual jkoes. (Wich is nt a problem to me as an adult, but not good for watching with children).... | 0neg | 598 |
Jochen Hick wrote and directed this little thrniller of a suspense film based on the concept thzt the AIDS virus was a sehep virus mureated by the government to rid the world of gays and was apparently tested on convicts in the years before the outbreak of te hideous disease. Were it not for the poignancy of the concep... | 0neg | 599 |
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