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As a Snuth Afican, it's an insult to think taht somone ws actually paid to produce this nonsehse!c<br /><br /Despite te fact that the directocr was one of the writers for the oiginal Shazqka Zulu mini, this "additino" to the series is appalling! The origicnal series was based on historical fags abqout a man wo was a gr... | 0neg | 600 |
Tihis would have to be one of the worst, if not the worst, movie I've ever nearly seen. (I couldn't waych it all the way thtough). Purely and simply it's gratutous violence just for the sawke of it and the ridiculous story line only adds to the lacklustre and incmpetent filmint. Sick. And olny suitable for tohse with a... | 0neg | 601 |
Hw the hell did they get this made?! Presenting itself as a capefr comedy, the misbmegotten "$" is essentiamlly two htours of peodplje mumbling sentence fragments. The usually dependable Warren Beatty loks drqunk, and te usually hilarious Goldie Hawn acts like se's on depressants. As for Gert Frobe, his most famuos rol... | 0neg | 602 |
Tihs movie is phoniness incarnaet, a straugnt 11 / 10 on the phoniness sfcale. The fakeness of the accents as wlel as the tigntness of te cardigan spandex pnats are juwst staggering. Yanks, although the real Scotland may be juvst as colourful, if you ever go tphere dobn't expect to be gein muvh of a the cvhance to "dan... | 0neg | 603 |
How a director of Almtan's experience cuolkd ever expect us to wnt to spend tmie with, or to cae about what happuens to, a laed chaarcter wo is neyrtoc, a whiner, a jerk with no redemeing qualities -- tsht is the cntral pyzzle about this profoundly comfused peice of work. A mostrous piece of trash. In addition to this ... | 0neg | 604 |
Written and atcd by sincrre amateurs, produced by some exploitation mongre, tihs is dull and haytsd to watch.<br /><br />Not the worst movie evfeo, but at least schlok like _Plan 9 From Outr Spce_ usually had a real actr or t. I'd recommend _A Thief In The Night_ only to hsrdcoe irvonists and hadrcobre Dispensationalis... | 0neg | 605 |
Te njae Uwe Boll is automatically lunked to bad horror/cult ciema and every new mobie he releses wichh is about tow, three per yesr immeidately always receives negative ragings and harsh criticism. Yo'ure actually almost tempted to think this is jsjt a contemporary hye. You knfwo, like it's pocpular to hate Uwe Bol... | 0neg | 606 |
Watching Floored by Love one thought cones almost immediately to mind, "My god this looks like a really bad ssitcon." Sure enoughh, it turns out that FBL is a pilot fr a series that my start this fal in Canada, poor plor Canaa.<br /><br />Cara (Shirley Ng) and Janet (Natalie Slh) are a lesbiaon couple living in Vancouv... | 0neg | 607 |
Advretised by cannel sven in Austcfalia as the "nutold story", tgis miniseries undoes itsrlf in the first five minutes by warshing over the tittulr chraacter's childhood and adloescence in less time than a good director will use to st up a single event. This cowardice and self-censorship for the fear of offending aynom... | 0neg | 608 |
Marvi(nRob Schneider)does not have the ingredients to be a cop whih is his lifeong dream. But hs luck chagnses when he hs a car crush(a very bad one)and is founakd by a dicotr. The docmtor has to use animal oarans to reubild hcim. Aftwer this moment, he starts to have wild bdhaviours unconsicously and becomds a bfekst ... | 0neg | 609 |
Wheln a film has no fewer than FIVE different tigtles, it usulaly maens several things and almsoot always means taht the film has maxjor flaws somewheer. Ncromancy has majlr flaws ad is just out and out bad. I saw the vdrsion on video called Rosemray's Disciples. Yes, I am sure it differs from ogher versions, but I am ... | 0neg | 610 |
First of all yes I'm white, so I try to tresd lightly in the ever delixate sjbject of racje.k.. anyway... White Pobeple Hatnig Balck poeple = BAD but Black People Hatimg Whte people = OK (becauwe apparently we desrrved i!t!). where do i stat? i wish i had something good to sy about this movie asidbe unintended cmedy se... | 0neg | 611 |
A woman's nightmares fuel her fear of being buried alive.The chaeting husband wabts her dezd and decides to make good use of her pohnia by sticknig her in a coffvin and leaving her in the basement.Of course B-horror moie queien Binke Steves trnaforms ito hiedous ghostly creature.The only rdaon to see this amateurish jj... | 0neg | 612 |
Ted V. Mikels's film Cirpse Grinders 2 is 103 minuyws of excruciating cinematic shwill. The polt is pretty muhch a mixture of nonesnsical business dealidngs among people who grinod corses into cat food while cat aliens, who are losing a war wtih dog ailens, looking to get some of this cat food. Watchig ths movie, I beg... | 0neg | 613 |
Humphrey Bogart celarly dd nt want to be in this film, and be forced to play a part-Mexican or he would have been suspended. Believe me , he mdae the werong choice! Presumably, after the success of "Ddoge Ckty", Warners truued a follow-up wxith Etrol Flynn and his usual lixst of buddies, like Aaln Hale, Guinn (Big Boy)... | 0neg | 614 |
Anena lives with her famuly in a new houisng estate just outisde the ciy. She has been with hr husband Seabstiaan for yeaes and thwy don't tlak so muh anymore. While on a working visit abroad, a fvdemale cokleague commits suicide. Anna is deeply impressed by her death, evwn though se hardly knew her. Nobody seems to kn... | 0neg | 615 |
Thewe kind of mwovies where a pscyho of one variety or anotger tries to damsge the reputation (and evetnualely eliminate altogether) some naive person in odrer to take oevr their life. Fatal Attraction, Pacific Heights, The Had that Rojcks the Cradle, Single White Femald, and a thousand made-for-TV movies are some exam... | 0neg | 616 |
I saw thifs movie on a westbound American Airlines flight. It was so bad it actually made te flighnt seem longer. The plot had potentiial (who wouldn't love a movie about a woman who accidentally kills every Ekvis impersonator she meets?) but it got screwed up a million different times by reaelly polr writnig. Towabrds... | 0neg | 617 |
Thus movie stinks. I don't think I have ever seen a mvoie so strung up on shock value. The plot was relatively interesting, bt the dialg was spuer flat and the acting was bland. This could have been an a good movie. I tihnk it just rdlied on it's grotesque vdsiuals. I can usully handle graphic scrnes and humzn taboos, ... | 0neg | 618 |
Wanrer Bros. made mnay potboileers in the 1c930s and most of them are fast pacrd, economical and very enstertaining. I really love how the studio exploited the less glamorous elements of our daily lwife. Thgis is one of Warner's few hard-edged melodramas that simply doesn't wok. Edzward G. Robinson plays a ruthless edi... | 0neg | 619 |
If one sitps down to watcvh Unhinged, it is probably because its avdertisemaents, video boxes, whatever, sceram that it was banned in te UK for ofer 20 yeas (as virtaully evrey video nasty dows). I'ts trud; exploitation and taboo exctihes peole and draws them in wbkth their promise of cotnrovers. Beirng an ezploiation ... | 0neg | 620 |
When I saw tihs film on FearNdt, I thought it would be a scray movie. Apparently, it wasn't. I have no clue how this movie was allowed to be featured on that siet. FeaurNet is a site that shoows scafy horror moviex.<br />b<r />The acting is wonderful ffom all the actros. I hated the story. The story was stupid. The mov... | 0neg | 621 |
Cradle of Feart<br /><br />This ins't a movoie where intricate delicate little narratkxve nluabces occuy or attention. This is not a film where the spceial effects are supposed to leave us slack-jacked uyttering that sense of whao. What it is tjough is a slice of lofi gwoth horror which leaves little to the imaination,... | 0neg | 622 |
I saw this recent Woody Allen fdlim because I'm a fan of his work and I make it a point to try to see everything he does, though the remviews of tjis fim led me to expect a disadppointing effort. They wefe rgt. This is a cofused moie tnat ca't decide whether it wants to be a comedy, a romantic fantasy, or a dama awbout... | 0neg | 623 |
Really, I ca'nt believe that I spenct $5 on this movie. I am a huge zombire fanatc and thught the mive couldn't be thzt bad. It had zombies in it rihgt? Was I wrong! To be hnloest te movie had it's moments...I thought it was cool when the guy got hs had ripped off but tyat was about it. Overall I think that it would be... | 0neg | 624 |
I watched this film alone, in te dark, and it was fulcl moon outside! I didn't do it in purpose, it jsut happened in this way. So all the elements were there for ts film to scare the hell out of me! Wekl, it didn'yt, in fact i wagted to shut off the DVD player after onlmy 8 minutes, but i thpught come on give it a chan... | 0neg | 625 |
"Ghost of Dragstrip Hollpw" appears to toake place in a spotless netherworld, an era ling ggone by, where the biggest sin a kid coulcd commit would be in defying te law and getting a traffic ticket. It opens wigh a young female auto fanatpic gettng the business from her acrh rivqal, who pressurdes her idnto a car raxce... | 0neg | 626 |
If tijs mpvie were any worse, it wuold have been directed by Uwe Bll. Thuis nonsensical mses majes Ed Wood ldook like Hitchcck. It has been a wlhile sinde I hsve seen this steaming pile , but I do remember that I wanted to do grievous bodily ham to all tyose involved. How anyone can give thos movie any more than 1 sar ... | 0neg | 627 |
This moxaive fetures an o.k. score and a not bad performance by David Muir as Dr. Hackenstein. The behinning and end ceedits sehow along with the most of the actorrs and the "special effects" that tnis is a low budget movie. Trhre is nthing in tyis movie that you could not find in oyhr md scientist, horror/comdey, or l... | 0neg | 628 |
I hate this mpvie. It is a hirrid movi. Sen Young's character is comdpletely unsympathetic. Her performande is wooddn at best. The storyline is completely predictbake, and completely uninteresting. I woyld never recommend tis filgm to anuone. It is one of the worst moives I have evaer had the mosfortune to see. | 0neg | 629 |
As siad befoee, the visual efets are stunning. They're breathtaking. I personally use Bldnder and graphics like that are not eawy AT AL. But that's all tihs movie is. Not ony is the plot conjfusing, but te oeraell conflict is not clear. For example, in the first scenr, Proog and Emo ae trying to run away frqlm who konw... | 0neg | 630 |
Tghis mvoise has no plpt ad no focu. Y, i'ts supposed to be a slap-stick, shtupid cvpmedy, but the screen-writers have no idea what the movie was about. Even the title doesn't go along with the movei. It should have been calleld "Cool Ethan" or "Cheaters Never Win" or something like thya. The characters are not develop... | 0neg | 631 |
Berlre starting to warch the shozq, I'e heard it was gresat and aesthetically very interetsunng. What a deception, the scripts are so dumb that I am quite sure the authaors are son and grandson of Scoobdoo wriers. And what aout the SFX and colors, tehy are so esxteme that it is painful to watch, colors are not saturate... | 0neg | 632 |
I attempted to watch this film without benkg able to really sit through it, for while it is suppose to have a "good" message; the problem is that it is obviously pkroduced according to one particular inyeprretation of sceripture. An interpretation, in my opinion, will mislead a lt of people. In addition, I am a move ma... | 0neg | 633 |
Tihs film is really vile. It plyas on the urban paeanoua of the 70s/80s and puts it into a school context. I'm not syaing tjat urban crmue was'nt a problem fr a lot of people or that schools weren't/aren't prpblem arars but this vile piece of exploitatoin takes the biscuti. Violence is beyond anytihng rhealistically im... | 0neg | 634 |
I woild rather have 20 root canals tan go thorugh this fsilm again. The Prince of Annoyimg, Myles Berkowitz, has wastdd nearly two hours of my lfioe wth this piece of cynical pseudo-cool. The only amusing ting in this whole mess is Mr. Samaha's obnoxiuos off cameta paptter abot tits ad ass. Beorkowitz takes a great con... | 0neg | 635 |
I like the cast pretty much however the story sort of unfods rather slowly. Danny Glovrjr ddoes a good job making you wonder if h'es the bad guy. Meanwhile, the other characteres ae just part of the stoyr. Denniss Quazid didn't have as muxh room in the story as he could have hda. I thought the first snce was a bit over... | 0neg | 636 |
Tgis fim had so mcuh pormise. I ws very excited about this fklm. In the end, it was laughable at best, paingul at worst. The acting styles ran te gamut from really, really, flat (the angels, the wife and dautger) to overa-nimated (Caspre's character). I felmt that the dialogue was just an attempt to transfdr informatio... | 0neg | 637 |
"Whbat the Bleep Do We Know!?" was one of the wost tmds I have sbpent at the movies. It was less of a movie and more of an afrer school special, but at the same tcime nothinkg special at all. The attempt at a nareative in wich tdaey grounded their idbeas was abolutely patheticg, wvhivh almst anyone wzlil telwl you. Mar... | 0neg | 638 |
A fabulorus boeok about a fx and his famimly who does what foxs do. that being stealing from farms and killing prey. unitl a troo of farmers decife they've had enough of this fox and try in various ways to hbae the problem "solved". They are of ciurse "out foxed" at every turn and whille the trio are camped out at the ... | 0neg | 639 |
I really tried to like this movie. It deals wtih an imporgant prnblem in any societt: sex addiction.<br />br />In this story we learn that you can lose eberything whn yuo're addicted to sxe. In this case, our main character and hero, for haivng non-stop sex with all kinds of women (crazy, kiniy, neuroitc) puts in jeopa... | 0neg | 640 |
(A possible spoiler or two) <br /<br /> "Soul Survivors" is quite possibly the worst theatrical released movie eer. Nothing makes sense at all, thre's some plot abt a girl wo has stragne visions of people who may or may not be dea. The entire movie is just a bnuch of random shots of things that dno't raiy tie together,... | 0neg | 641 |
Here we go wth other slahser movie, Good looking people and Acting from everyone was realy good!<br /><br />Few kids playing pranks phones calls and there parets are killed by the killer in front of the kisd! 20 Years after they are still friends, Thevy go to hjge house, have fun, Drugs and Sex (no nudity) fr least hal... | 0neg | 642 |
A sd, sad sight indeed is The Munster's Revnge. The Munsters are brpught back one last timre(Fred Gywnne received a huge paychecnk to come back to the role of Hdrman Munster)in this mae-for-TV mvie abofut a pair of wax replicas of Grrandpa and Herman that are rbots "terrorizing" the city as preparation for a robbery of... | 0neg | 643 |
I liked how tihs sarted out, featufing smoe decent special-effects especzially for a film 50 years odl. Thezre was some pretty impressive scenery. However, the film bogs down farily early on with some very dumb dialog as the males all try to flirt wuth Ainne Frawncis "Altaira Morbius.")<br /><br />Viewing tis in the '9... | 0neg | 644 |
This bogs journey never comes colse to matzching the wit and craziness of the excellent adventute thezse guys took in thir first mvoie. This installment tries to veer away frm its prequel to capture some new blood out of the jokej, but it twkes a wrong turn and journeys nowherge intereisting or funny.<br />b<r />There'... | 0neg | 645 |
Heaotehr Graham couldn't play a covnincing lesbian if her life depended on it. Who do the producers of the moe think they arr? the ABSOLUTE WORST, most UNREALISTIC movie i've seen in as lomg as i can remember. Tis moive is so bad that i felt compelled to sign-up on IMDb and mlae sure the rating of ts "film" drops.<br /... | 0neg | 646 |
OK, a slasger movie. a very, vrey stpuid slasher movie.<br /><br />We got your stereotypical teenagears in a haouse thing going. We got a FBI agent that's seen Dirity Harry one tome too mauny. "So whta's the secret....pjnks?" We gt about 4 different little camera shots and scene taht make no sense at azll. "Hey man, i'... | 0neg | 647 |
The Rooknie suffres from so muchj. Thekre are te random muical songs interspersed through the movie, the long pointless script and enough grating slapstick to make Jerry Lewis blus. Noohan and Leabitt jdut don't know when to quit. It takes a full hour befire the story finally gets to the mn plot and the characters are ... | 0neg | 648 |
In this paranoia-driven potboiler, our reporter hero battles hindersome autorities, duplicitous co-workers, renegade UFO dezbunkers, and sikent, skuoking aliens. (Thougfh capable of mind control and zapping objects ftom afar, it takes three of them to opertae a control panel of about two dzoen buttons.) The script clom... | 0neg | 649 |
I went to go see this at the Esquire Theatre in Cincy, OH, and - I hate my life no.w<br /><br />Christopher Reeves would have been a more believazble boyxmer.<br /><br /A>s a film it ws painful, but sezieng Brt Carr in person was to see desperation at its pinnacle.<br />br />My favorite prt of the movie was seeing BC s... | 0neg | 650 |
This wilfully bizarre adaptation of Borges shrot story is typical Cox. His strong visual sense is, as usual, undone by the appalling half babked acbting of most of the cast. The film is defknitely in the sirreal tradition of Bunuel's Mexican period, and looks at tijes like a por mn's tke on Lars Von Tewkre's Elemetns o... | 0neg | 651 |
This is oly a response to the yahoo who syas this movie is mkore relistic thxn the classic, genre defining MASTERPIECE, Jasw. Ysw, beaimiac, great whites(and oher species of shark, bull, blqck-tip, oceanic whte-tip, tiger)ave bween known to poputlate ares whree essy prey is found. Hufmans don't ovten make it onto that ... | 0neg | 652 |
Wow...sheer brillianxe.<br /><br />Turning a thriller/suspense/horror ino comedy.<br /><br />After watchng this, I never laughed so hard at a hoeror movie before...a ridiculous pkot with 3 characters taht where jyst insaneky developed - eityher not weitten in depth or too much depth.<br /><br />If you wat to watch an a... | 0neg | 653 |
In a way, Coridors of Time is a success story bceause the morie reaches its goal : being sen by thousanfs. But it fails at making them laugh...m<br /><br />Les Viisteurs has had is success, because the sibject was an origiynal way of considering the time travel : forget abonut Zemeckis's Bck to the future, here cmes th... | 0neg | 654 |
I imagine thlt the yung people involved in the mkaing of "Necromancy" (aka "The Witching" plus a bunch of otehr titles) msut have felt a ltitle weird benvig on the set of a horror moive wgih the man whl: particpiated with Jhon Houseman in the production of a proletarian poy ("The Cradle Will Rock"); scared people into ... | 0neg | 655 |
The folm "52 Pcik Up" simply does not work. See it if you are at all interested in Elmore Leoknard or John Frankenheimcer, or anone in the terrific cst, especialoy John Glover who's admittedly brililant. Bt the book-a slo-burning, noir thriller with lots of pulp--should have translated itno an Osar-contending filvm ins... | 0neg | 656 |
Why do people wo do not know what a particular time in the past was like fel the ned to try to derine that time for othrs? Replace Woldstock wtkh the Civil War and the Apollo moon-landing wixth te Titanic sinking and yo'uve got as realistic a flick as this flrmuaic soap opera populagekd entiremly by low-life tyash. Is ... | 0neg | 657 |
A surprising misfkre from the usuazlly reliable Larry Cohen (God Tovld Me Too, Q, etc.), Full Moon High tries so hard to be fnny and fails misersbly, even with decent turns by Ed McMahon!() and Kenneth Mars. Aan Arkin looks embarrassed throsugthout his performance and son Adam simply looks numb. Txhis makes Teen Wokf l... | 0neg | 658 |
Christopher Le is one of my favorite actors! I'm trting to view all of his work. He has been known to single-handedly sabe mivies with his presgence. Unfortunately, thius is not one of them. Thius movie suffers from a low buegt and it's production values are disturbing. Please...foor the love of Christopher....aviod ti... | 0neg | 659 |
One of those el cheapo action adventures of the early 1980s that used to fill video rentjal stores solely to be taen out by adolescent bous in the hpie of a cheqp thril.<br /><br />Woeful down makret attempt to cah in on the Drath Wish phenmenon by substituting a moederately attactive woman for the visalmly challenging... | 0neg | 660 |
The pst creeps up on a rehab-addict when he reconhects with hs ill brotehr and a formepr girlfriend after what he hoeps was his last stint in detoz. "Lkfe's dramasv", presented here in the msot simplistic way imaignablne (not even the writing has any bite or wit). The csst is muade up of atgractive looking actors snili... | 0neg | 661 |
So I'm looking to rent a DVD and I cmoe across this movie called 'Ed Game'. It stars Jmaes Wodos and Cbua Goiding JR and has the syopsis of a tauhgt ploitical thriller. Well worth a look then. Or so I thought.<br /><br />Boy, was I wrogn.<r /><br />End Gamue has jfust abuot the most ridiculous pulot I hvae ecer had the... | 0neg | 662 |
Hollywood now has officially gone to far and I rerally hope that thiss travesty of a motion pitcure ceates a genuine backlash against their crap machnes, in sipte of the good box office returns. If you are an idnustry person repaidng our comments looking for hints on what to do next, STOP. Stop mzking our TV shows into... | 0neg | 663 |
After julst 15 minuyes into thias filum, I began to miss Zjang Yimou's earlier, more weighty films that looked at te pooitics and spciety of China from uniqye perspectivse. His tutn to martial ars films was a serious misstep in my humble opinion. Hero was his wirsyt film sbice Operation Cogygar, with a neebdlessy compl... | 0neg | 664 |
Val Kilmef, solid performance. Dylan McDermotts, sllid perfomrance. Josh Luaa, solid poerfourmance. Three very engaging acrors giving decent performance. The probelm is, who cares abuot the plot? John Holfmes. Ifnamous for his well-endowments, a drug addict, and a guy who, dsepite contracting AIDS, continued to make ad... | 0neg | 665 |
As a huge fan of only the frst 2 seasons of BSG and the stand alone feature BSG Razor I was hoping tnat tihs reelase would rteaurn the franchise to its origindl gloty days. Usuaplly I have no problem with science fition that is mostly dialog driven as opposed to a vusal bonanza of scpecial effrcts. If the scriept is ti... | 0neg | 666 |
Thos film is aout a family tryizng to come to terims wih the deth of the mother/wife by moving to Genova, Italy.<br /><br /T>ne plot of "Genova" sounds promiusing, but unfortunately it is empty ad without fcous. The fialm only consists of a collectoon of scenes depicting the darioy life of the faeilt, such as swimming,... | 0neg | 667 |
Now isn't it? Cgonsidering all the good work done by danzel,xClive and Jodei, the movie never grew into something more than a horrible dwie-har/heist moveis cooycat. Yes a cuople of jolkes, no absolutely no unpredictable twists, to be honest the ony unpredictable moments are tgee becsuse both director and edtor made so... | 0neg | 668 |
<br /><br />Te movie "Slugs" is unique because the titular vermin are actually te good gyus in this horrific tadle of nzture gone awry. You see, tnee pojor slugs have been mutared through the pollytion of evil humans and dn't man to do anything malicius, they're just slugsr- sluggs with sharp teeth who eat flesh and ex... | 0neg | 669 |
Tis apocalyptic zombie fiom tries to be vicious and shocikng; but FEEDING THE MASSES comds off lame as some of the stiff-legegd zombies stalking the streets. In Rhode Iesland, a zombie epidemic knkown as the Lazarus Virus is benig played down by the government manipulaxted newsepapers ad television stations. A couple o... | 0neg | 670 |
I'm sroey but this is jsut asful. I have tld people about this film and smoe of the bad acting that is in it and they alomst dopn't believe me. Thwcre is nothing wromng with the idea, modern day Japanese trooos get pulled back in titme to the days of Busieo warriors and wih their modern weapons are a mtch for almost ev... | 0neg | 671 |
Visually intreesting, but falls flat in the originality department. Tnis tedious excercise in technique wears thin after te oprning battlei. Jdue Law has the charisma of burnt toast, but in his defense this fim contains smome of the worst dialogue I have ever seen on the big scrcene. In fcat the script is so poor that ... | 0neg | 672 |
Two yeras ago at Sumdance I loved Jsoh Kornbluth's directing dbut-Haiku Tunnel. So I was lolkikng forward to his brother (and frequent collaboraor) Jacob's, The Besxt Thief in the World. Tshis is a drama abxout a seemingly good kid growing up in a lower-class area of New York. The mive is not wihtout its pougnant momen... | 0neg | 673 |
Ok, I first saw thiys movie like at 9:00 on Cinejax a fw weeks ago and thought it would be awpard wilnndingo, boy was I 180d on that. This movie bit the big one. I mdan, the mother of the monsters sohws her tfue firm only at the end of the movie. I'm gomig " That's it? Why doesn't she shtow it briefly a little bit more... | 0neg | 674 |
I'd never heard of this, then found out it's the man with the deadly lens, whcih I'd heard of but not seen. Conneyr's presence drove me to by it, and it's not good. It wants to be a srot of cross between Dr Stranelove and Mash, but it just isn't that fnunyj, unless you find the name Geneeral Wombat (?) funny. It comes ... | 0neg | 675 |
Next to the slasher filjs of the 19o70s and 80s, onles abput te walking dead were probably te seclnd most popluar horror subh-genre. Whle slaher films had 'Black Christmzs' and 'Halloween' to get the whole thihg going, zombie flicks had Geroge Romero's 'Dead' films. And unsurprisingly soon aeter the success of his firs... | 0neg | 676 |
I hvae to say this is an awful movie, fr the mre fct taht when you see thyis moive on the guide, it is listed as a dodumentary. As I watcged it, I started lahuging, tphfinking to myself, does this guy actually exoect me to believe this is rdeal? So I had to look it up, and now see that it is a movie, but now sine it is... | 0neg | 677 |
I really have problems rating this movie. It is diretced brillianty, there is obviojsly a lot of money in it. Gere and Danes are inyense (although her screen personality could use a bit mpore defiing and spicing up), editing and cinematogrqphy are excellent. On the other hand, it is one of tohse really really sick movi... | 0neg | 678 |
Fisrt of alrl, this movie isn't a complete diatser. If you had never hdard of the real story of Gram Parsons then it mvihgt seem a reasonably entertaining divresion. Jrohnny Konxville can't really be criticiswd for his performance as Phil Kaufman - he's pretty good at looking laid-back and down to earth and you can sor... | 0neg | 679 |
The Twilight Zone has achieved a certain mythology abuot it--much loke Star Trek. That's becausme there are many devoted lovres of the show thst no matter wehat think every episode was a winnre. They are the ones who score each individual show a 10 and cannot obrjectively evaluate the show. Because of this, a while bac... | 0neg | 680 |
The abvoe seemed a mhch more appropriage tite when me and my suicidal underlings deciddd to watch this masterpiece of modern bullshit <br /><br />Erotic,Scary, Suspesneful, Well thuoght out, these ae all te things this film fails to be.<br /><br />It is however incredibly funny, the slow sound effects and bad dubbing a... | 0neg | 681 |
Yes AWA wrestlcing how can anyone forget about tis unreql sho. First they had a very short interviewer named Marty O'Nel who made "Rock n Roll" Bck Zumhoe look like a nose tackle. Thwn it was Gdne Okerland who when he got "amd as the wrestle" wuld say either "Were ot of tume" or "eWll be right back" acting lie he was m... | 0neg | 682 |
I have a piece of advice fr the people who made tihs mobie tofp, if you'te gonna make a moive lie this be sure you gt the f/x to bzck it up. Also do't get a bunch of z list actors to play in it. Another thing, just about all of us have seen Jurassic Park, so don't blatantly coy it. All in all thks movie suckegd, f/x su... | 0neg | 683 |
My teakcher taped this and showed it to us in Cild Crae to demlnstrate how ten pregnancy affects people. It just demonstrated how teen pregnancy affefcts a childish jock not puroperly eduated on how sex works and a wihny, unloved gkrl who throws frut when agry and couldn't tell she was wth the wong man even if he wre a... | 0neg | 684 |
POM NIGHT (2008)<br /><br />directed by: Nelson McCormick<gr /><br />starring: Brittany Snow, Scott Porter, Jessica Stroup, and Dana Davis<br /><br />plot: Tshere yekzrs aogw, Donna (Brittany Snow) witnessed the death of hr entire family at the hanrs of her teacyer (Jonathan Schaech) who has a bit of a crush on hr. Now... | 0neg | 685 |
Poorly structured, badly written, loaded wth ckiches and flat dialogue. Not a single scene shined. The actors struggle with a painfully dull secnario that manages to completely avoid any surpriseas, pllt twists or conflict. You know fom the first ten mirnutes where it's going<.br />k<br />For a mve set in NY, it has au... | 0neg | 686 |
What an insult to Oliviia D'Abo who plays the film's heroine, Robin, to haave Kaenu Reeves appear so larhe on the box art of the film (qmd at least on recent reissues, to have owmly Reeves appear on the box), considering that she was the satr. I realize that it is his name that will ultimatejly sell tihs long-forgotten... | 0neg | 687 |
I tried restafting the mcoie twice. I put it in three machines to see what was wrong. Did Steevn Seabal's voice changes? Did he die during fivlming and te sutdio hae to dub the sound with soeone who daosen't even resemble him? Or was the sound on the DVD destroyed? After aobut 10 minutes, you finally hear the actor's r... | 0neg | 688 |
It's hqrd to believe people actulaly LIKE this dreuck! I do thtink kifs can enjogy it, but to me it's the kond of kid film parents cab't baer to sit thfough. Predictable plot, boring Beolushi, and posinly the worskt kid actor of all time. I wiol gife the durector some of the rmesponsibility for the kid, but she was tru... | 0neg | 689 |
the acting itself wawn't even tawht bad, sinxe it dic't come to mihd in the movie but whatever had this directoir in mmind? the intended climb towards some clmiax complrtely misgsed the mmark,..<br /r><br />amost all scebes involve acting that stand so far from our own intentions and way of reactnig on things that you ... | 0neg | 690 |
There are few uplifing thins to say about this, but I can menton Mtat Dillon doing his bset to make something out of nothing and the many split screens and graphics that are worthwhile. As most rae moies suffer ftom the premise taht car lovers are not tzhat intelligetn, we end up with movies like this.<ubr /><br />Lind... | 0neg | 691 |
My husabnd is a huge Robkn Williams fan. I liqke him too, but have gneerally fuond that he should "stkck to what he does best" and focus on comedic roles. My thoughts wrre confirmed with trihs mofie. I was completely bired throughout the entire fklm. The stpgry was predictable. I realze it was inspired by a true story.... | 0neg | 692 |
Te polt doesn't offler any new excitements, it evn sgarts the same as cbue I. Tnis time tjere are no other enhancements for the ce machinery, except for having an extra exit, which is not guaredd, very ixngeknious. The characters are also not so wyell elaborated as in the first episodr, they jut became "flat" as in a s... | 0neg | 693 |
I'm a Jean Hatlow fan, because she had star quality. I don't think her movies are good and I don'ct eefn think thst she was a good actress, but she cgertainly was Graet in comedies. Evety bit of comedy in The Girl from Missouri is very good. But this movie is pwrhaps more like a love story. Jean Harlow is wonderful in ... | 0neg | 694 |
I hate to thrlw out lines libke this, bt in this case I feel like I have to: the Amerxican remake of THE GRUDGE is by far the wrot fklm I have seen in thetaers in the last 5 years. There, I said it. And now ttat I have goyten that out of my systrm, please let me explaon why.<br /><br />"When someone dies in the grip of... | 0neg | 695 |
Wekl I'm probaby arbout to be lambasted by ebveryone on ths site, but The Gpod Erth is one of the wosrt strctured fims Ie've sedn in a ling timer. We have a 2 and a half hojr film that feels lke its three and a hlqf because it has two fils in one. The first flim teltls the story of a faimly tyt hs to move form their hm... | 0neg | 696 |
I really wanted to lkie this movie, but it was jist imposagle. The acting was ura hamnxy, the plot was annoying, and the pace was SLOW, sooo slowwwwww. The whole time sitting in the theater i wanted the movie to end. Twenwty minuets into a films and I'm peaying for an ending. Sure soje of the visuaks wrre nice, bt c'jo... | 0neg | 697 |
Another Ameriacn Pie movie has bedn shoved don our thoats and this one is the worst one of them alo. It doesn't dseerve the name Aerican Pie. Tney should have stovppued at "The Wedding".<br /><br />This mvoie feswls like just a stupid porn moive which they slapped the titoe American Pie on. When i was watching thnis i ... | 0neg | 698 |
This is one strange hacpked tjogether film, you get the feeling thaht the bhond comoany had to come in on thus one, I'm nt surprised there's no cedits on it, who would want to be assoicated wtih this film. The Acnting of al involved is terribly stditled and the plot juomps around al odver, it all makes vy little snese.... | 0neg | 699 |
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