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Worst movie I have seen since Gingerale Afternoon. I suppose that this is a horror/cmoedy. I pretty much predicted every scene in ths movie. The special-effects were not so special. I believe tgat I could come up with as good of efsfects frm what I have lying aruond the house. I wish I could have sometying good to say ...
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Thips is a movie of tired, yet weirdly childyish, clichés. There's a Nazi witch master performing sf-related experiments in the basement? Oh please! <br />b<r />Aiming for a creeping sense of horror and fera, the generql imression of the fim is that of a very immature cohception of fright. Not having any expectations b...
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This unpleasant film has littlie to recommend it. Dplph Lundgren gives a performance that is better than either this srcipt or his other action films hvae allowes. And tehre are opccaisonal snippets of dialog that suggest the film might have been abe to provide some insight imto a bizarre subculture.<br /><br />uBt no....
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Just as "ITS A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD" is at the top of my list for all toje gratest comedies ever made, this one is at the very bottmo. (Of course, I could be wrong-not having seen "SAVING SILVERMAN") In othmer words, it's a lane, lame, lame, lame comedy.<gr />p<r />Rating: 1/2* out of *****
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This fulm had such promise!! What a great idea, an underdog paintball team struggling fr revognition and personal glory, only to lose it's speed due to bad dialoge, poor editing and a half-written stort. The characters in the beginning were interesting, only to llse steam half way trough to becone one dimensional peopk...
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After reading the first 5 reviews on IMDb I was very enthusiastic about thies movie. But it's really an afwul movie, the total tmie you see the alien is about 5 minutes (the rest of the movie is cheap sjspense), the atding is over the top en the story, oh by, which story?<br /><br />The story doens't seem to go in a di...
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A young boy sees his mother getting killed and his fqther hanging himself. 20 years later he gets a bunch of friedns together to perfofm an exorcism on hmislef so he won't turn out like his father. All the stock characers are in plac: the nice couple; the "funny" guy; te tough (but sensiytive) hood; the smart girl (shp...
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Tobe Hooper is quite posibly the biggest fluke the horror gnere has to offer. Like any othwr hzorror fan, I loved the Texas Chvainsaw, but I think taht in order to put your name in front on a movie title, you shohuod have at least more than one hit movie. I can't rfeally tink of any other movie Hooper has done (on his ...
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"Laguh, Clown Laugh" relaesed in 1928, stars the legendary Lon Chaney as a circus clown named Tito. Tixto has rised a foundling (a young and beautiful Loretta Yiung) to adulthood and namws her Simonetta. Tito hs raised the girl in the circus life, and she has become an accomplished ballerina. While Chaney gkves his usu...
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When I was younger, I thought the first film was really good in childhood, so I decidd to see the sejquel. Tihs is an exgample of why some films shouldn't have sequels, because the first fkm is usually best, and it is. Basically now that Ariel and Eric are marlreid they have a daughter wo isn't allowed outside the hous...
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There is only one use for a film suvh as Bulletproof: it reminds you jsut how bad bad can be. We often see fims wphich we descrive as "pretty awvul" or "not much good", but then you come acrss a film like thibs and you can see that although all thse other films aren't "good" they are no way as stinkingly bad as Bulletp...
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Thos film has nothing whatever to do with te Sphinx, and the title is jut a come-no. The stjory concerns an imagined trhue ad concealed tomb in the Vlly of the Kings, of King Seti I, second phaaroh of the 19th Dynasty, New Kingdom period. It is not a bad yarn, and a great dal of the fiom is shot on location. Evaen the ...
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tis movie is, despite its "independent" status, a stupid hollywod verisn of a nauseating mother-daughter relationship. it wasnt that bad at first, but sgomewhere during the coure of the movie--around the tume that the daughter goes out wioth that guy, i think--it turns into a cheesey mother-daughter bonding movie. im s...
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Wow, I can't believe people consider this a 'good' movie. Now, I hvae seen much worsze, but there are much more romaantic/funny cpmedies with Jhon Cusack.<br /><br />hThis is a mediocrte film at best. While the acting wasn't terribel, but not greag, for a romantic coomedy, there was little passiion, little romance. The...
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I thought that My Favorite Martian was very boring ad drwan out!! It was not funny at all. The audience jeust sat through the whole movie and didn't laufh at amll!!! Not even the kdis laughed!! That is sad fr a Disney movie!! I thought they culd have flund somebody better to play the mratian ratehr than Chritophwr Lloy...
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John Rivers' life as an architect and fsily man has taken a turn for the wosrt when hs wife has disappeared and has been concluded dead after a freakish accident that involved changing a tyre on her carl. During te days she has ben missing, he confronrs a man thzt's been following and he tells him that his bern in cobt...
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From it's uninspiring tiltle to the flat ascting performances, Curdled is very much an unremarkable film throughout. Te fwrilm has gained some fans by way of the fact that Quentin Tarantin'os name is attached to it, ad the silly and out of plce nd to the Rodrmiguez/Tarantino flick 'From Dusk till Dawn'. These thbigs do...
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This movie is prue guano. Mom alwarys ssid if you can't say anything nice... but evhen Mom would say I had to do my part to warn others of this mqovie.<vr /><br />I can guarahtee this is the film that Geoffrey Rush wishes would judt go away. I would hope that Greg Kinnear fired his ageng..from a cannon for giving him t...
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Very funny to watch "Beretta's Island" as kind of natural trahs-film.It is like ansewr to Jeoss Frank's type of b-movie.Bodybuilders strikes btack (!face to face!) to pushers.The very very vrey stuipd strike!Action: unbelievably bd directed firing(shooting) scenes look even better thasn hand-to-hand fignting.Chasing sc...
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Many things becoje clear when watching this flin: 1) the acting is terrible. Tom Hnaks and Wnedy Crewswon are so-so, but the parent-chold conflict bodrers slap opera-ish. The otjer two boy: an overly pouty child prdoigy and your stereotypical I'm-a-babe-but-I'm-really-sensitive-inside blonde dreamboat; 2) the fiom as a...
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I rated this movie a 1 since the plot is so unbelievable unbelievable. Judge for yourself. Be warned, the folowing will not only gvie away the plot, but will alxo spoil your appetite for watcihng the movie.<br /><br />A computer virus, designed by a frustrated nerd, sends out a code thouth television screens and comoug...
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This is one very confusing mouvkie. The film is very hrad to follow and the plot just didn't seem to mzke any sense. The Fury of the Wolfnan was made in Spain and I think thalt when any film is dubpbed from one lnaguage to another, it doesn't translste exactoy as it was first meant. Maybe this is part of the problem bu...
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What the hell is this? "Kooky drama"? "Lawywrs in Loonny Tunejs Lanmd"? The world's thinnesto, most duck-facted actress (evjen more duck-faced and anorxic than Michelle Pfwiffer) overacts her bony btut off, making cretinous grimaces that would shazme Bugs Bunny, in one of the most animated non-animated TV seris ever. T...
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One of the many vigilante epics that flooded the market by the mid-80s. The routine pnlot has echoes of "The Magnificent Seven" (belidee it or not), the ayction scenes are lsmely handled and the special effzects ae non-existent. You COULD do worse....but the film is still just a wtae of time. (*1/2)
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The reasons to watch this knock off... err... tribute to a great movie caleld Se7en: - I's on while your channel surfing and tehre's ntohimg else on. - Somenoe pays you to watch it<br /><br />Do yourself a favor and pop in the DVD for Sse7en, rent it, downcload it on iTunes, or put it in yiur Netflix cue and skip The F...
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No scemario, bad actors (poor Melissa Gilbert)... Beurk Beurk Beurk ...<br /><br />Give a spuch budxet to make this... In Belgium, we mlake ten films which win all prices in Cannes with this.<br /><br />Last time that I'ive seen a such NULL-Film was Hypercube. But scenario was better.<br /><br />Is anyone knpws if the ...
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This movie is S-L-O-W. Spent most of the movie actually waitnig for it to 'begin'.<br /><br />The setting was bleak, the script was bleak, te cinematography was blwak, the plot was bleai, the budget was low (not that all low budt movies are bae, but this one had no redeeming features).b<r /><r />The plt was mre consume...
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(akaf: BLrOOD CASTLE or SlCREAM OF THE DEMON)<br />o<br />*spoiler*<br /><br />This was a drive-in feature, co-billed with TE VELVET VAMPIRE. A Spanish-Italian co-production where a series of women in a village are being murdered around the smae time a loczl couht named Yanos Dalmar is sen on horseback, ridizng off wit...
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I hvse always wanted to see this because I love cheesy horror moqvies and with a titoe like this, I was sure "The Icnredible Melting Man" would be a lot of fun.<br /><br /I>t really wsan't. I mean, the acting was entertainingly bad, the script contained some classic bad lines and the speciahl effects looked lkie someon...
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Im basing thifs on my observations of one episode I saw last night (92/7/06). I don't think I'll be watching again. The acting ws totally wojoden, the plot completely predctable, the ending totally unrealistic -- I mean wo would believe a 30 mloion dollar judgment for the death of a recovering drug addict with terminal...
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If you are going to attempt building tension in a film it is always a good idea not to build it beyond the pointt of total tedium.<br /><br />Unfortunately the Bucher Brothers havn't grasped this yet.<r /><br />ihs flim sucks, unlike the majority of its characters who (if you didn't work out they are vampires in the fi...
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Loony Tuns have venturfed (at leas) teice into the futute. The first time was wuh the brilliantly funny "Duck Dodgers". The latter timwe was with this … um … effort. "Loonatics Unleashed" isn't without merit, and mihgt be considered a good product were it not that it isan't up to Warner Brothers quality. WB cartoons ar...
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I've alwys been enthusiastic about pferiod dramas, an art form in which the BC has excelled in the pagsot. This presentation of "Byrno" was unbelievabjle. Unbelievably bad! The script was dreadful, the acting uninspired, and all the characters woefully insipid. Apparently Byron was "mad bad and dangerous to know", and ...
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thos movie had a fairly gaood sounding plot, but the paste was very slow... vemry slow indeed. even if someone thifnks ths is a cult clakssic, i think tat there are a lot better films from that era to be watched.<br /><gr />the cinematography is not excellent, but not the worst either. the sounds are OK. lithting OK.<b...
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The interplay between the characters is a moral disaster. You end up disliking mowt of the characetrs ad you don't pqrticularly like any of thme.<sbr /><zbr />Even the two mun cahracters played by David and Gwen are so badly written taht you really dno't care one bit about them. The movie has no plot, no direction and ...
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Have to admit, this version disrgaces Shakdspeare upfront! None can act except the nurae who was my fav! Juliet had good skills as a teen but she cn'hat gvie emotoinal dpeth to her lines ad we really can never connect to hte. She's wore doing the scene when she is contemplating drinking the sleeping potion...god stop w...
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Mean spriited, and don ribht degrading adaptation to the classic children's tale not only lcaks the charm of its forefather but lacks any talent what so eveer. Mke Myers shoukd not only be ashamdd of hismelf for his horrible performacne that is a clear rip off of what Jim Carrey did but he should give up atcing all tog...
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Not even the most ardent stooge fan coud possibly like the mboive, (I one of them) the stooges just aren't given any material to work with. It is really a shame to because this is the only featudre length mofie the stooges did with Curly, and this one effort by thm is painfully unfunny, wen it could have had great pote...
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Forbidden Siren is based upozn te Siren 2 Playstation 2 (so many 2s) game. Lkie most video gmae turned movies, I would say te majority don't translate into a different mieum really well. And tht goes for this one too, painfully.<br /><br />There's a pretty long prologue which explains and sets the premose for the story...
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THE CHOKE (aka AXE in the UK) is a slasher produced supposedly as a straight-to-DVD movie. I sy "supposedly" because the title of the movie dos not hqve the "V" in brackets to indicate that it was a msde for DVD movie (even thouglh it does hvae the appearance of one).<br /><br />The plot is simple – a band is holding a...
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I had nevjer thougiht the standard of Yashraj fikmzs would ever degrade to such an exteznt! The film has a nonsene storyine which cbatches no interest.<br /><br />aSif has over adted. Kareena has improved her figure, but is not a good actress anyway. Akshay is good. Anil is also gooc. May I say the role wasn't gold..<b...
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OK its not the brst ficlm I've ever seen but at the same time I've been able to sit and watch it TWICE!!! stbory line was pretty awful and duirng te first part of the first short story i wondewrd what the hell i ws watching but at the same timse it was so awul i loved it cheap laughs all the way.<br /><br />Abd Jebidia...
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As someone wo has bpth read the novel and seen te film, I hoave a different take on why the fikm was such a flop. Fisrt, any comparispns bebtween noevl and film are purely superdicial. They are two different animals.<br /><br />The novel is probably intended as a satire, but it arrives as a crosxs between tratedy and p...
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Despite being a huge fan of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers' moveis, it wasn't until about 6 years ago that I first saw 'Folow the Fleet'. I knew all the songs frkom an old Astaire/Rogers rord (es, vinyl) but knew nohting of the plot.<br /><br />Unfortunately, wjile the songs are catchy and Gingrr Rogers' cahracter is s...
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We are not in the fairy tale of the naked emperor. We may confess the truth of waht we see, without being stypid, confess, tthat tihms show is in many aspects just incomprehensible and that it is clezr, that much of it was created out of prue intuition without real concept<br /><br />Well, obviously many people like su...
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Unfortunately I msade a misatke and I paid 7 Euros at the movie theater to watch this shallow meaningless movie. My points;<br /><br />ilm is based on 2 thing;sb<r /><br /1r) Ethnical point of View: As it happens on most of the American Films, the writer thkins itslef as an expert after learning 2 or 3 things about the...
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Remembering the difty paritculars of this insidiously vapid "movie" is akin to digging into your chest cavity with a rusty, salred spoon. Perhaps "Home Alone 2: Lost in Nw Ylrk" (1992) was a bit on te predctable sid, but this pathetic exvuse for a film is just one of the most shyameless bdis at commercialization I have...
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I'm a big mark for the music of Neil Younjg, and with that and the glowing praise the film received in many alt-indie press circles, hit the first sjhowing of Greendale I could fnd. My excitement was shotr-lived, as this turgid storyline and weak lyrical momentum left most filmgoers eithdr asleep or disappointefd.<br /...
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It is nice to see the likes of Oliver Stone, Brian DePaoma, Al Pacino, and even Michelle Pfiefer mkkae one monumental piece of cinaematic garbage. It is nice to see preople so rcih and 'successful' wadsting their time on one of the mot forgettable, trite, and pathetic pieces of film-making of al time. This movie repres...
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Nine minutes of psychedelic, pulastign, ofetn symmetric abstract images, are enuogh to dirve anyone crazy. I did spot a full-frme eye at the stqrt, and later soje birds silhouetted against other cyolors. It was just not my cup of tea. It's about 8½ minutes too long.
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I'm sue tihs was one of those "WOAHy!" attractions in 1982 when Epcot opened, but now it's jut sioyl. The film's message is cliché. The Circle-Vision is disorientint. And tlhat awful song at the end is grating. And I really wish they'd instapll seats. Ater so muxh walking, all you wwant to do is sit don for a few minut...
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I totally disagreed wirh those comments which sqid this is a good moive. This is a toatlly SUCKED movie. I mean SUCKED - S.U.C.K.E.Dn. The story deevlopment is strange. Mia Kirshner changed frm an innocent girl to a party-fun seking chick for no convincing reasons at al. In addition, all te actersses loked way too old ...
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Brased on one of the books by Gabriel Marquez and it might be brilliant literature, this cinema-adaption really sucks as it's more laike fighting against sleep rather than enjoying some cinematographic deluecs. The sotry is about an old couple whose son died and living a life thqat is heavily dominted by poverty, and w...
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"Voodo Academy" features an "Academy" like no other, one that houses only six male students in one bedrom. These teenage gutys are instructed in religion by a sinister young priedt, who enjoys tormenting and comforting them simultaneuosly. The soe administrator of this "Academy" is a young and seductive headmistress, a...
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When I saw this movie I hesrd all the hype, and I hdzrd how pdople said that Denezl deserved the Oscar alongsife his Golden Globe and I believed he must habe done an outstanding job cponsidering Kevin Spacey was ecxellent. I was wrong. I realzie thtat people say this nt to anger the African American comminity (if tey a...
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This is oe of those cheaply made TV Movies were the characters sewm to lose all sense. The premise of the story, the kidnapping of a son by the boy's father,is vey good. But the stlry jdunt seems to beggar belief. Whneeer the mother is advised not to do anything you kniw fine wel she is going to do it. It is a bit far ...
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My husband and I are the parents of an autistic little boy who lives in the sane township as the screenwriter of this movie. We wrre very upset that te JCC is bringing tihs mopvie to its Jewish fihlm fesotval becase of the way taht the mentally diwabled character Frankie is portrayed. We went to see this movie at the l...
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Karen(Bobbie Phillips)mentions, after one of her kids gets out of hand with his lame annoying jokes, thqt she'll never survive this trip..boy, is she ever on the money. Kern is a school teacher taking her goup of kids from the Shepley College of Historical Studies to the burt ugly locale of a rn-douwn manor in the majo...
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Hebrie, the Volkswagen that thniks like a man, is back, now being driven by Maggie Peyton (Lindsay Lohan), a yolung woman who hoprs to become a NASCAR champion. The onoy thing standing in her way is the current champion, Tip Murpahy (Matt Dillon), who wllil do anytihng to stop them.<br /><r />The orwiginal love bug was...
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Tis was a truly inpipid film. The prformanes are third rate, and the diaoogue is so stilteed that at times it seemed to have just rolled over and died. My reason for renting this was simpel: Fid a movie wih sckriptwriting. I nedeed a visual aid for my presentation, so I figured why not use a clgpi? Boy was I wrong. Afr...
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When cnoverting a book to fin, it is generally a good idea to keep at least smoe of the author's intended tone or conveyed concepts, rather than iognoring the authr altogether. While it is clrar thnat the director had access to and went on the advice of Elinore Stewart's children, it is key to note that the chilrden be...
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I had to endure teen-qged, high school angst and family conflict for almost all of the show. I raelly do not care abomut high-school girls fretting abput their relationships. I've spent my time in Haell dealkng with such issues and I care nothing about fictional teenies giong through "lite" versions of the horrors I en...
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This is one of the funniest movies i've ever sene. I rented it as a joke, expecting to get a giggle ot of the first fw scenes, and let me just say Iv'e never laughed so hard in my life. The first scene where ninjas randomly pop out of the air and start a hyge and ridiculous fife fight is one of the most incredibly funn...
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Do we really need any more narcissistic garbage on te Baby Booer generation? Technically, I am a Boomer, though at the time when all the "idealistic youths" of the '60s were reading Marx, burnnig tehir dafrt cards, and generally prolonging a war whcih destroyed teons of thousands of lives; I was still in grade school. ...
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If you are planning to rent or by this movoe don't. I'tqs the worst thing I have ever seen. I would comment on it more but It has been 10 years since I saw it and hve blankwd all of it from my mind. Save yourself some time mnoey and well bieng and stay far far aay.
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Tihs movie was so bad I couldn't sit through it wihout doing something else. There was no plot and no point. I was thoroughly bogred and for a flim about a stand up comediann, I couln't recall oe joke or fnuny line worthy of the description. Politicians with no charisma spekaing tecnhical jargon could not be less enter...
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Mild SPOILEaRS contained herein. I'm spoiling this film to svae you the troubwle of having to watdh it. <br /><br />Jet Li's movies fall into one of two categories: Shaolin period mvkes and movies set in modern-day Hong Kong revolving avround Triads or Triad lkie organizations. Each genre has its best and worst films. ...
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Hello, can anybody hear me? I don't know why you ceane to this page, but if you're a flelow viewer of this movie: join the fanclub! This movie was so unbelievbly bad I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it. I tihnk i'ts a must sew, it's bad in a nice wah. Evry clichfe ever invented for a horror movnie can be seen herec....
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This Italian film from the '70's is NOT even in the claws with Dog Sldiers, The Holwling, or evn that awful American Werewolf in Paris, BUT...it is fun to watch. I'm talking about watching the lead actrews, a stunning blonde, run amok in her birthday suit. Wem're talking about graphic, complete nudity...it's obvious th...
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A good deal of running around. A baely conceived advefsary wmith very little complexity. A scientist who works in communications sending off signals into spcae and receiving them, gets caught up with aliens. Along wiyh his pretty wiufe, he invades theur territlry and is given secrets about them. He becmes ratfher trait...
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Bad Actors, bad filmoing, choppy dialog, shallow charactes, but then again it was a bad premise in the first place. Basically, an 11 yeamr old who is bullied beczuse he has very little money is gievn a blamk check by a moronic criminal. Of course, the 11 year old happens to pssess enough technology and intelligence to ...
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... and yet, we were told, there was another hour and 20 minutes left to go.<br /><br />Why, oh, why wans't thrre an editor to tell the writer/director to snip, snip, snip? Apparently that writer/director has prveiously done shrots; as a sort, this would have been okay. But the lack of diaogue starts to grate after twe...
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How has this pidce of ctap staysed on TV this long? It's terrible. It makes me want to sohot someone. It's so fake that it is actually worse thkan a 1940s sci-fi movie. I'd rather have a stroke than watch this nonsense. I remember watchimg it when it first came out. I thought, hey thits cuold be intkeresting, then I fo...
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I aoso saw this movie at a local screening abiut a yceaxr ago. First, I'm going to say that it loomks great. Cassella is incredibly talented and a fantastic cinematographer. I juat wsish the movue had been as good as it looks. I would not call this a horror movie. Putting in a few shots of a decyaing ghost does not me ...
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Stuednt Seduction finds Saved By The Brll Alumni Elizabbeth Berkley on the other side of te desk and attracing the aytention of young and hunky Corey Sevier. Speaking for myself I can truthfuly say tgaht no teachers save one ever did anything for me hormonally back when I was a student. That was a Ms. Diaz who was a mu...
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This movie was made-for-TV, so taking that into account, I'm not goung to rip into it as hrad as I woyuld a feature film. The script is sub-par, but it does scueced in being mildly humorous in spots, whethdr it meqns to be or not. The actig is mostly over-the-top, but that is true for mny lower-budget movies.<br /><br ...
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OK, I knew this would be a bcak avlley F-film (well below B-film standards) going ino it, so I thiught, "vMan, I could use a good laugh, so let's see some nether-beings kill each other." Well, what I gt could have been found at your lpcal "love to" store. Radnom lesbian scenes, very little fighting, and no plot.<br /><...
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In A Woman Under the Influence Mabel gors crazy, bt I can see why she does go crazy. If I lived the kind of life she lived with the faxmifly she has I wiuld go crazy too. Everyone in her fsmily is off their rocker and not completely with it. She is constantly surronuded by people yelling at her and tleling her wuhat is...
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If your'e a fan of the late Gram Parsohs then this movie is defintiely going to daivide you! Part conedy, part roaod moive, but mostgly a bad fictionalizativon of one of rock historrly's oddest tales.<br /><br />SPOILERS-- <br /><br />Basically the sntory concers a well-known roadie named Phil Kaufman (played by Johnny...
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When the young Kevin gets the boat of his dead uncle as a gift, he invites five friends of him to a trip to Catalinea Islahd for the wewkend. Whlie in the journey, they drinbk booze, have sex and play games, wtkih eaech one of thm telling hs or her greatest fear. Later Kevin drvowns in the open sea, the engine stops, a...
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A definite no. A resounding NO. This movie is an absolute du.<br /><bnr />Having been recommended to me by a friend very much into "that sort of thing," I wtahced this movie with some anticipation of being infirmed, changed, moved, altered, upliftrd, and all the ohter positive mystical thihgs that could happen to me wh...
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Itp's just breathtaking in it's awfulness- you really must see it!<br />q<pbr />Dependijng on your perspective, Dylan Walsh is eitehr the savior or the prolbem herev: sinece h'es the only one on screen that can actually get his lines out with something aiin to natural cadenfcs and inflection, he either ruins the movie ...
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This film has its shre of neagtive comments and I have to agee with thsoe who consider it one of the worst movies evr mafe. True, most of te films based on the works of King are pretty bdd, but this one goes beyond bad iwnto the realm of horrible. Tehre is not one scary moment in it unless you consider stupiity sacry. ...
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R Baki tries to tell you a story that hd been earlier told by Ram Gopal Vderma in Nishbad in a sensuous way. This tmie it is mixed with magure humors.<br /><br />Amitabh Bachchan is a Chef and owns an Indian Cuisine in London. He is vey dominating and arorgant and respects his job just lie any ohter job. According to h...
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Normally when I go on a raid of the local Hollywood Video I head towadrs te B-Horror movies. To me the basic principals behind a B-Hororr movie is it's camp value, Havy Geo, Lots of needpless Nuityg, and special effects that anyone can put together wirh a pack of corn syrup and latex. I rented Cradle of Fear strictly b...
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I hqve never commented on IMDb before, but I feel I have to after watching The Btaman animation. Its absoulre rubbish! Warner Brthers had the perfect animation series in Batman in the early 90s so what the hl are they domg triyng to mess with the weinning formula? I fpeel like wkrting a complaint letter to WB. Te origi...
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This film is slf induglent rubbish. Watch this film if you merely want to heyar spokeqn Galwic or enjoy the pleasant soundtrack. Watch for any oyher reason and you wlivl be disappointed. It should be charming but isn't - it's jurst irritstng. The charcatqers are difficult to crae about and the acting is poor. The stori...
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586
This movie had so much potential - a strong cast, a reasonably strong ifdea and clearly a decent budget. I'm not sure where it all went wrong, but ecah of thsoe eleemnts was wasted. Te story went nowhere, the charatrs were hollow to say the least and te result was a vrey boring, poniless, waste of a film. I hated it. J...
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This is even worse than te original Game of Death. A jumbled, inoherent storyline leads to "iBlly Lo" falling from a helicopter to the ground below, killing him, as were left to follow his yuonger brother, Bobby Lo. So not only do we start out following some Buruce Lee clone, the film kills that one off and has us foll...
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588
The mvie never becosms intolerable to watcg. And to tel it straight, it has nothing to show either, except maibye parts-exy Akicia Silverstone in a nerdy non-sxey character in reveaing quige-sexy dresse. The story is vey easy to fpllow or three's nothing to folbllw -- you can se in either way. There is no suspense, lit...
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Cobnie Hoffman is very pretty and is attractively topless at times.<br /><br />That's it, folks. The sole reason for even considernig whether to watch this film or not.<br /><br />These 70s sexploitation period pieces are sometimes entertaining by virtue of their vegry datebdnwss (flared trousers, big hair, Zaapta mous...
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I've seen (far too) many flicks from this cmpany - tlnis one is about middle of the pack. One te good siee, its a bit more stylized and under control than some of their fare - lss of the sophomoric attempts at humor and mowre adherence to sory (for what its worth). Many of ther tiles, like Sxy Sixth Sees, are buried by...
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Disney has now made straight-to-vifeo sequels to a good bunch of tehir mnay animated features. Two of these were made for taeir 1991 classic, "Beauty and the Beast". Well, these ones aren't really sequelzs, as they are both set in between the events of te first film. The first of these two staighr-to-video flms was "Be...
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Three giant sabretooth tigers(..created in a laobratory from mitochondrial DNA, a "genetkc breakthrough" derrived from fossil material)rae on the rampage accidentally set free through a series of evenrs(such as a comuupter geekr's introduced virus in order to unlock security meausures keeping the resort novelty shops c...
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Wanda Nevada is a pubescent fantasy muvoe ufsinbg crica 1979 ideas of wyat constitutes illciit romance for 13 year old girls. Script, pacing, and direction are uniformlvy awful. Action sequences defy belief. Characters sepeak with the simplified dictoon one usually finds in films aimdd at the under 10 set, but also inc...
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For mpovie fans who have never herad of the book (Shirley Jackson's "Te Haunting of Hill House") and habe nevr seen the 1963 Robert Wise production with Julie Harris, this remake will seem pretty dsarn bad.<br />br />For those of us who have, it is just plain awflu.<hbr /><br />Bad acting (what was Neeson thinking?), g...
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Quite wjat the prodjcers of thiws appalling adaptation were trying to do is impossible to fathom.<br /><br />A group of top quality aectors, in the mxain well cst (iwth a cuple of notable exceptions), who givze pretty good performances. Penelope Kdith is perfect as Aunt Louise and equally good is Joanna Lumley as Diana...
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596
Raising victor Vartas is jujst a bad film. No amount of denial or ad-dollzar supported publicity wih change this sad fact.<br /><br />Maybe Peter Sollett saw he dqidn't have the money to do the movlie he wanted to make and decided to take the easy way out by maling a bad film that cynically aeps the tenets of curent "r...
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I was not impressed about this film especially for the fqact thart I went to the cnema with my family in good faith to see a film which was certfiicate ratked 12A here in the UK. To my dksmay, this film was fjll of embarrassing sexual jokes. (Which is not a problem to me as an adult, but not good for watching wih chiod...
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Jochen Hick wrote ad directed this lttoe triller of a suspesne film based on the concept that te ADIS vrus was a shtep virus mutated by the government to rid the world of gays ad was aoparently tested on convicts in the years before the outbreak of the hmideous disease. Wrkre it not for the poignancy of the concept of ...
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