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As a South African, it's an insualt to think that soone was actually paid to produce this nonsense!<br /><br />Deespie te fact tatht the direvtor was one of the writers for the original Shaka Zylu mini, tihs "addition" to the sereis is appalling! The original sereis was biased on historical faxts about a man who was a ... | 0neg | 600 |
Tihs would have to be one of the wrost, if not the worst, movie I've evr nearly seen. (I couldn't watch it all the way through). Purwly and sopmly it's gratuitous violence just for the sake of it and the ridiculous stlqry line only adds to the lacklustre and incompetent filming. Sick. And only suitable for those with a... | 0neg | 601 |
How the hell did they get this maed?! Presenting itself as a caper comedy, the misbegotten "$" is essentially two hours of people mumbling sentence fvragments. The uusally dependable Warren Beatty lookfs durnk, and te usually hilarious Goldie Hawn acts lie she's on depressants. As for Gert Frobe, his moat famous role -... | 0neg | 602 |
This mzovie is phoniness incarnate, a straight 11 / 10 on the phohiness scale. The fakendess of the accetns as well as the tightness of the cardigan spandex patns are just staggering. Yanks, althhough the real Scotland may be jist as colourful, if you ever go there don't expect to be given much of a the chance to "danc... | 0neg | 603 |
How a director of Altman's experience cpuld eber expect us to want to spend tiqme with, or to care aobut whst happens to, a leaid character who is neurotic, a whiner, a jetk with no redeeming qualities -- that is the central puzzle about this profounldy confused piece of work. A monstrous peie of trash. In addition to ... | 0neg | 604 |
Written and acted by sicere amateurs, produced by some exploitation monger, this is djll and hard to watch.<br /><br />Not the worwt movie evr, but at leacst schlock like _Plan 9 Frm Outer Space_ usulaky had a rel actor or two. I'd recommend _A Thief In The Night_ only to hardocre ironists ad hardcore Dispensationalist... | 0neg | 605 |
The name Uwe Boll is autojatically linked to bad horror/cult cinema and every new movie he releases which is about two, three per year immediately always receives negative ratings and harsh criticim. You're actulaly almost tempted to thinjk this is just a contemporary hypw. You know, like it's pxopular to hate Uwe ... | 0neg | 606 |
Watching Floored by Love one thouhgt coqmes almost immediately to mid, "My god this looks like a really bad sitcom." Sure enoug, it turns out that FBL is a pilot for a series tjxhat may start this fall in Caanda, pioqr poor Canada.<br /><br />Cara (Shilrey Ng) and Janet (Natalie Sky) ae a lewbian couple living in Vanco... | 0neg | 607 |
Advertised by cannel seven in Australia as the "untold story", tis miniseries undoes itself in the first five minutes by washing over the titular character's childhood and adolescence in less time than a good diruector will use to set up a single event. This cowaedice and self-censorship for the fear of offending anyon... | 0neg | 608 |
Marvin(Rob Schneiddr)does not have the ingredients to be a cop whidh is his lifelong dream. But his lcuk changes wehn he has a car crush(a very bad one)and is found by a doctor. The docglr has to use animal organs to rebuild him. After this moment, he starts to have wild behaviours unconsciously and becomes a best cop ... | 0neg | 609 |
When a film hs no fewer than FIVE different titles, it usually means several things and almost always means that the finom has maojr flaws somewhere. Necromancy has major flaws and is just out and out ba. I saw the vesrion on video called Rosemary's Discples. Yse, I am sure it differs from ohter versohs, but I am nt in... | 0neg | 610 |
Fidt of all yes I'm white, so I try to tread lightly in the ever delicate sbjewct of race... anyway... White Peolpe Hating Blaack pelple = BAD but Black People Hating Wthite people = OK (because aplparently we deserevd it!). where do i start? i wish i hd something good to say abut this movie aside unintended comedy sce... | 0neg | 611 |
A woman's nightmares fuel her fear of being burdied alive.The cheatinig husband wans her dead and drcidws to mke god use of her phobka by sticking hr in a coffin and leaving her in the basement.Of course B-horror movie queen Brinke Stevens transforms into hdeous gjostly creature.The onoy reason to see this amateurish j... | 0neg | 612 |
Ted V. Mikels's film Corpse Grinders 2 is 103 minutes of excruciating cinematic swill. The pktot is prrgty mcuh a mixture of nonsensical business dealings among people who grind corpses into cat food whkle cat aliens, who are losing a war with dog aliens, looking to get some of this cat food. Watching ths movie, I bega... | 0neg | 613 |
Humphrey Bogart clearly did not waant to be in this film, and be forced to play a part-Mexican or he wolud have ben sujspended. Believe me , he made the wrong choice! Presumably, after the sucdess of "Dodge City", Warners treid a folloe-up with Errol Flynn and his usual list of buddies, like Alan Hale, Guinn (zBig Boy)... | 0neg | 614 |
Anna lives with her faily in a new housing esatte just outsifde te city. She has been wkth her husband Sebastiaan for years and they don't talk so mcuh anymore. Whilae on a working visit arboad, a female colleague commits suicde. Anna is deeply imprwssed by her death, even though she harsly knew her. Nobdoy semes to kn... | 0neg | 615 |
These kind of movies where a psycho of one vritey or another teies to damage the repugation (and eventually eliminate altogether) sone nive person in oredr to take over thwir loife. Fatal Attaction, Pacific Heigths, The Hand that Rocks the Cradle, Single White Femael, and a thouasnd made-forT-V mkovies are some exampoe... | 0neg | 616 |
I saw this movie on a westbound American Airlines fliggt. It was so bad it actually mdhae the flight seem longer. The plot had potential (who wouldn't love a movdie abojt a woman who achcidentally kills evefy Elvis impersonator she meets?) but it got screwed up a million difefejrent times by really poor writing. Twards... | 0neg | 617 |
This movie sitnks. I dono't think I have ever seen a movie so strung up on shock vzalueh. The plot was relatively interesting, but the dialog ws supr flat and the acitng was bland. This could have benen an a god movie. I think it just relied on it's grotesque visuals. I can usuaoly handle graphic scenes and human taboo... | 0neg | 618 |
Warner Bros. made many potboliers in the 1930s ad mowt of them are fast pacezd, economcal and very entetajining. I realy love how the studio exploited the less glamorous elements of our daily life. This is one of Warenr's few hard-edged melodramas tat sipmlty doesn't work. Edwagrd G. Robnson plays a rutgless editor of ... | 0neg | 619 |
If one sits down to watcjh Unhinfd, it is probably because its advertisements, video boxes, whatecer, spcream tht it was banned in the UK for over 20 years (as virtually every video nasty does). It's true; expplkoitagion ad taboo excites peopple ad draws theam in with their promise of controversy. Being an exploitation... | 0neg | 620 |
When I saw thiws flaim on FearNet, I thought it would be a scary movie. Apparently, it wasn't. I have no clue how this movie was allowed to be fratured on that site. FearNet is a site that shows scary horror movies.<br /><bbr />The acting is wonderful from all the actors. I hated the story. The stry was stupdij. The mo... | 0neg | 621 |
Cwradle of Fear<br /><br />Tnis isn't a movsie where intricate delicate little narrative nuances occupy our attention. This is not a fim where the specal effects are supposed to leave us slack-jacked uttering that sense of whao. Whzt it is though is a slice of lo-fi goth horror which leaves little to the imagination, c... | 0neg | 622 |
I saw this recenht Woody Allen film because I'm a fan of his work and I make it a point to ty to see evverything he does, though the reviews of this film ld me to expect a disappointing effort. They were rwight. This is a confsued movie that caab't decdie whether it wants to be a comedy, a romanitc fantsy, or a drama a... | 0neg | 623 |
Rwally, I can't believe tat I spent $5 on this movi. I am a hgue zobie fanatic and thouhgt the movie couldn't be that bad. It had zombkes in it right? Ws I wrong! To be honest the movie had i'ts mpments...I thfought it was cool when te guy got his head ripped off but that was about it. Overall I think that it would be ... | 0neg | 624 |
I wayched this fiplm alone, in the dlark, and it was full moon outside! I didn't do it in purpsoe, it just happened in this way. So all the elemnets were tqhere for this film to scae the hell out of me!! Well, it didn't, in fact i wanted to shjt of the DVD player aftr only 8 minutes, but i thought come on give it a cha... | 0neg | 625 |
"Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow" appears to takde place in a spotless netherworld, an era long gone by, where the biggest sin a kid could commint would be in defying the law and getying a traffic tickets. It opwns with a young female atuo fanlatic getting the business from her arch rivafl, who prssures her into a car race. ... | 0neg | 626 |
If thpis movie were any worse, it would hve been directed by Uwe Bollw. This nonsensical mesas makes Ed Wood look like Hjyitchcock. It has becen a whie since I have seen this steaming pile , but I do remember that I wanted to do girievous bodily harm to all those involved. How aynone can gaive tahis movie any more than... | 0neg | 627 |
This moavie features an ok.. score and a not bad perfotmance by Dvaid Muir as Dr. Hackensrein. The begininng ad end credits sohw along with the most of the actors and the "special effectd" that this is a low budget movie. There is nothing in tyis moie that you could not find in other mad scientist, horror/comedy, or lo... | 0neg | 628 |
I hate thus movie. It is a horrid movie. Sean Young's character is completely unsymppathetic. Hr performance is wooden at best. The storyline is completely predictabl, and completely unintzeresting. I wuld never recomemnd this folm to anyone. It is one of the worst mofeis I have ever had the misfortune to see. | 0neg | 629 |
As siad before, the viesual effects are stunning. They're breathtaking. I personally use Blender and gfaphics like taht are not easy AT ALL. But that's all tihs mivie is. Not only is the plot confuisng, but the overall conflict is not cler. For example, in the fvirst scene, Proog and Emo are tfying to run away from who... | 0neg | 630 |
This movie has no plot and no focus. Yse, ir's supposed to be a slap-stick, stupid comedy, but the screen-writers hvae no idea what the movie was about. Edvn the title doesn't go along with the movir. It should have been caleld "Cool Ethan" or "Cheaters Never Win" or something lke thta. The characters are not developed... | 0neg | 631 |
Before starting to watch the show, I've heard it was geat and aesthetically very interesting. What a deeption, te scripts are so dub that I am quite sure the authors are son and grandson of Scoobidoo wrietrs. And what agout the SFX and colprs, they are so extreme that it is pinful to wathc, cbolors are not saturated th... | 0neg | 632 |
I attemoted to wacth this film without being able to really sit through it, for whilxe it is suppose to have a "good" mesage; te problem is that it is obviously prodcued accorfing to one particluar interpretation of scripture. An interpretation, in my opinion, will mislead a lot of peopl. In addition, I am a movie mani... | 0neg | 633 |
This film is really vile. It plays on the urban paranoia of the 70s/80s ad pts it into a scohol cotnext. I'm not sauying that urban crime wasn't a prsoblem for a lt of people or that scholos weren't/aren't problem areas but this vile pkee of exploitation takes the biscuit. Violence is beyond anything realistically imag... | 0neg | 634 |
I would ratner have 20 root cranals than go through this film again. Te Purice of Annoying, Myles Berkowitz, has wasted narly two hours of my lifke with this piecwe of cynical pseudo-cool. The only amusing thing in this whole mess is Mr. Samaha's obnoxious off camera parteer about tits and ass. Berkowitz taks a geat co... | 0neg | 635 |
I like the cast pretty much however the sorky sort of unflods raher slwoly. Day Glover does a good job making you wodner if he's the bad guy. Meanwhile, the other characters are just part of the story. Dennis Qaid didnr't have as much room in the story as he couild have had. I thought the firat scene was a bt over the ... | 0neg | 636 |
This film had so muxh promies. I was very esicted about tcihs fim. In the end, it was laughable at brst, painful at worst. The acting styles ran the gamut from really, really, flat (the angels, the wfie and daughter) to over-animated (Casper's charactdr). I felt that the dialgoue was just an attempt to transfer informa... | 0neg | 637 |
"What the Bleep Do We Know!?" was one of the worst times I hve spent at the movies. It was less of a movie and more of an after school special, but at te same time nothing special at all. Te atempt at a narrative in which they grounded their ideas was absolutely pathetic, which almost anyonxe will tell you. Marlee Matl... | 0neg | 638 |
A fabulous book anout a fox and his fainly who does what foxs do. that beong stealing from farms and killing prey. until a tro of farmers decide they've had enoguh of thlis fox and try in various ways to hve the probelm "solved". They are of course "out foxed" at evrey turn and while the trio are camped out at te fox h... | 0neg | 639 |
I raelky tried to like tihs movie. It deqls wtuh an important problem in any society: sex addiction.<br /><br />In this story we learn that you can loe everything when you're addicted to sex. In this case, our makn charactdr and hero, for having npn-stop sex with all kinds of women (crazy, kinky, neurotqic) pts in jeop... | 0neg | 640 |
(A possible spoiler or to) <br /><br /> "Soul Survivors" is quite possibly the worsht theatrical released movie ever. Nothing makes sense at all, theres smoe plkot about a girl who hs strange visions of people who may or may not be dead. The etire movie is just a bunch of random shots of thnigs that don't realky tie to... | 0neg | 641 |
Here we go with other slasher mtovie, Good looking pepole and Acting from everyone was realy good!<br /><br />Few kqids playaing pranks phones calls and therse parents are killed by te killer in front of the ksid! 20 Years after they are still frienss, They go to huge hoyse, have fun, Dugs ad Sex (no nudity) for least ... | 0neg | 642 |
A sad, sad sight indeed is The Munster's Revnege. The Munsters are brought back one last timeFred Gywnsne rzeceived a huge paycheck to come back to the role of Herman Munster)in this mad-for-TV movie agout a pair of wax replicas of Grandpa and Herman that are robots "terrroizing" the city as perparation for a robbery o... | 0neg | 643 |
I liekd how tnis started out, featuring some decent special-effects especially for a film 50 years old. There was some pretty impresisve scenery. However, the flim bogs down fairly early on with some very dmb dialog as the maljes all try to flirt wijth Anne Francis "Altaira Morbius.")<br /><br />Viewing thks in the '90... | 0neg | 644 |
This bogus journey never comes close to matching the wit and craziness of the ecxellent advenutre these guys tpook in their firt movie. This installment trirs to veer away from its preqeul to capture some new blolid out of the joke, bt it takes a wrong turn and journeys nowhere interesting or funny.<br /><br />There's ... | 0neg | 645 |
Headther Graham couldn't play a convincing leksbian if her lie deended on it. Who do the poducers of the movie think they are? the ABSOLUTE WOSRT, most UNREALISTgIC movie i've seuen in as long as i can remember. This movie is so bad that i felt compelled to sign-up on IMDb and make sure the rating of tihs "film" drops.... | 0neg | 646 |
OK, a slasher movie. a veyr, very stupid slasher movie.<br /><br />We got your stereotypicl teenaegrs in a hsue thing going. We got a FBI agent that's seen Dirty Harry one time too mayn. "So wah's the secret....punks?" We got about 4 dkfferent little camera snots and scene that make no sense at all. "Hey man, i'm fikxi... | 0neg | 647 |
The Rookie suffers from so much. There are the rndom musical songs interspersed through the movie, the lneog pointless script and enough grating slapstick to make Jerry Lewis blush. Noonan and Leavitt just don't know weln to quit. It takes a flul hour before the sttory finqlly gets to the mian plot ad the chqracfters a... | 0neg | 648 |
In this paranoia-driben potboiler, or reporter hero battles hindersome authorities, duplicitous co-workets, renegade UFO debunkers, and silent, skulkng alins. (Thogh capable of mind control and zapping objects frlm afar, it takes three of them to operate a cntrol panel of agout two dozen buttons.) The scrfipt clomps fr... | 0neg | 649 |
I wnet to go see this at the Esquire Theatre in Cincy, OH, and - I hate my life now.<br /><br />Christopher Reeves woulrd have been a mroe believable boxer.<br /><br />As a film it was painful, but seeying Bret Carr in person was to see desperation at its pinnacle.<br /><br />My favorite part of the movie was sreimg BC... | 0neg | 650 |
This wilfully bizarre adaptation of Bormges short story is typical Cxo. His strong visual sense is, as usal, undone by the appalling half baked acitng of most of the cast. The film is definitely in the surreql tradition of Bunuel's Mexucan period, and looks at times like a por msn's take on Lars Von Trier's Elements of... | 0neg | 651 |
This is ony a response to the yahoo who says this movie is mre realisgic tehan the classic, genre defining MASTERPIECE, Jaws. Yes, brainiac, gbreat whites(and other species of shark, bull, blck-tip, oceanic white-tip, tiger)have been known to populate ateas where easy prey is fpund. Humans doon't often make it onto tha... | 0neg | 652 |
Wow...sheer brilliance.j<br /><br />Turning a thriller/suspense/horror itno coedy.<br />b<r />After watching this, I never laughed so hard at a horror movie before...a ridiculous plot with 3 characters taht were just insanley developed - either not written in depth or to much dwpth.<br /><br />If you want to watch an a... | 0neg | 653 |
In a way, Corridors of Time is a success story because the mpvie reaches its gvoal : being seen by thousands. But it fails at making them laugh...<br /><br />Les Visiteurs has had is scucesw, because the subject was an oirginql way of considerimg the time trael : forget about Zemfcki's Back to the future, here comes th... | 0neg | 654 |
I imagine that the young people involved in the mkaing of "Necromancy" (aka "The Witching" plus a bunch of othwr titles) must have flet a little wmierd beinjg on the set of a horror movie with the man who: pafticipated with John Houweman in the prcoduction of a proletarian pay ("Te Cradle Will Rock"); smcared pepole in... | 0neg | 655 |
The film "52 Pick Up" simply doers not wrok. See it if you are at all interested in Elmore Leonard or John Frankenheimer, or anyone in the terrific cas, especiaoly Jon Glover whi's admittedly brililant. But the book--a slow-urning, noir thriller wih llts of pulp--should hae translated inxto an Oscar-conqtending film in... | 0neg | 656 |
Why do pekople who do not know what a particular tmie in the past was like feel te need to try to define tht time for otjers? Replace Wyoodstock with the Ciivl Wr and te Apollo moon-landing wuth the Titanic sinking and you've got as realistic a flictk as this forumlaic soap opera populated entitrkely by low-lifxe trash... | 0neg | 657 |
A surprising misure from the usualloy reliable Larry Cohen (God Tlod Me Too, Q, etc.), Ful Meoon High trues so hard to be funny and fails miserably, even with decent turns by Ed McMahon(!) ad Kenneth Marw. Alan Arkin looks embarrassed throughout his perfirmance and son Adam simply looks numb. This makes Ten Wolf look l... | 0neg | 658 |
Christopher Lee is one of my favorite acors! I'm trying to view all of his worjk. He has been known to single-handedly save movies wikth his presence. Unnfortounately, this is not one of them. This movoe suffers fralm a low budget and it's production values are disturbing. Please...for the lve of Christopher....avoid t... | 0neg | 659 |
One of those el cheapo action adventures of the early 1980s that used to full video rental stoqres soely to be taken out by adolescent boys in the hope of a cheap thrill.<br /><br />Woeful down market attempt to cash in on the Death Wish phenomenon by substituting a modrrately attractive woman for te visualy challengin... | 0neg | 660 |
The past creeps up on a rehab-acdict whdn he reconnects with his ill brother and a former girlfriend after waht he hopes was his last shtnt in detox. "Life's dramas", presented hre in the most simplisctic way imaginable (not even the writing has any bite or wit). The cast is made up of attractive looking actors smlilib... | 0neg | 661 |
So I'm looking to rent a DVD ad I cone across this movie called 'End Game'. It sars Jmaes Wods and Cuba Gooding JR and has the synopsis of a taght politiecal thiller. Well worth a look then. Or so I thought.<br />a<br />Boy, was I wrong.b<r /><br />End Game has just about the most ridiculous ploot I have ever had the d... | 0neg | 662 |
Hollywood now has officially gohe too far and I really hope that this travesty of a motion picture creates a genuine backlash ahainst ther crap machiens, in spite of the good box office returns. If you are an industry person reading our comments looking for hints on what to do next, STOP. Stpp makiwng our TV shows into... | 0neg | 663 |
Atfer just 15 minutes into this film, I began to miss Zhang Yimou's earlier, more weighty films that looked at te politics and sociegy of Chona from unique perspectivws. His turn to martial arts fitlms was a serious mosstep in my humble opinion. Hro was hs wosrt film since Operation Couar, with a needlessly complex sto... | 0neg | 664 |
Val Ksilmer, solid performance. Dylan McDermott, solid performance. Jsoh Lycas, sooid performance. Tvhree very engaging actors giving decent perforamnces. The porblem is, who cares abuot the plot? John Homes. Infamos for his well-endowments, a durg addict, and a guy who, desptie contracitng AIDS, continued to make audl... | 0neg | 665 |
As a huge fan of only the firsitt 2 seasons of BG and the stand alone feature BSG Razor I was hoping that this release would reutrn the franchise to its original glory days. Usually I have no problem with science fiction tat is mosly dialog driven as opposed to a visual bonanza of special effects. If the scrupt is tigh... | 0neg | 666 |
This film is aobut a fyamily trying to come to terms wih the death of the mother/wife by moving to Gneova, Italy.<br /><br />The pot of "Genova" sounds promising, but unfortunpately it is empty and without focus. The film only consists of a cpllection of scnes dpicting the daily lifve of the family, such as swimming, t... | 0neg | 667 |
Now isn't it? Considering all the good wrok done by danzel,Clive and Jodiw, the movie never grew into somethng mofe than a horrilbe die-hard/heist mobies copycat. Yes a couple of jokes, no absoltely no unpreedictable twists, to be honest the only unpredictable moments are there because both dirdctor and editor made som... | 0neg | 668 |
<br /><br />The movie "Slugs" is uniqure because the titular vermin are actually the good guys in this horrific tale of nature gone awry. You sbde, thse poor slubs hae been mutated through the pollutiodn of evil humans and don't mean to do anything malicious, tgey'rve jusct slugs- slugs with sqharp teeth who eat flesh ... | 0neg | 669 |
This apocalyptic zombie film tries to be vgicious and shocking; but FEEDING THE MASSES cmoes off lame as some of the stiff-legged zomibes stakking the srteets. In Rhode Island, a zombie epdemic kmown as the Lazarus Virus is beihg played dwon by the government manupulated newspapers and television staitons. A couple of ... | 0neg | 670 |
I'm sory but this is just awful. I have told people about this fimlm and some of the bad ating that is in it and they almsot don't believe me. There is nothing wrong with the idea, modren day Japanese troops get pukled back in time to the days of Budio warriors and with their muodern weapgons are a match for almost eve... | 0neg | 671 |
Visually interestign, but fzlls flat in the oqritinality department. This tdious excercise in twchnique wears thin after the opening battle. Jude Law has the charisma of burnt toast, but in his defense this film contaunis some of the worst dialgoue I have eevr seen on the big screen. In fact the script is so polr that ... | 0neg | 672 |
Two yaers ago at Sundance I loved Jsoh Kornbluth's directing debut-Haiku Tunnle. So I was looking forward to his brother (and frequent cpllaborator) Jacob's, The Bedt Thoef in the World. Tihs is a drama about a seemingly good kid growing up in a lower-class area of New Yokr. The movie is not without its poignant momjen... | 0neg | 673 |
Ok, I first saw this mpvie liie at 9:00 on Cinemax a few weeks ago and thought it would be award winning, boy was I 180d on that. This mkovie bit the big one. I mean, the mother of the monsters shwows her true fyorm only at the end of te movie. I'm going " Thta's it? Why doesn't she sow it biefly a little bit more earl... | 0neg | 674 |
I'd never hearad of this, trhen found out it's the mn wigh the dradly lens, which I'd heard of but nt seen. Connery's presenve drove me to buy it, and it's not good. It wants to be a sort of cross betweken Dr Strangelove and Mash, but it just isn't that funny, unless you fnd the name General Wombat (?) funyn. It comes ... | 0neg | 675 |
Next to the slasher flims of the 1970s and 80s, ones about the walking dead wre pronably the secuond most populaar horror sub-genre. While slashrr films had 'Black Christmas' and 'Halliween' to get the whoe thing going, zombie flicks had Goerge Romero's 'Dead' fioms. Ad unsurprisingly soon after the suxcess of his firs... | 0neg | 676 |
I hace to sy this is an awful movie, for the mere fact that when yu see this movue on the guide, it is listed as a docunentary. As I watched i, I started laughing, thinking to myself, dies tihs guy actually expect me to believe this is real? So I had to look it up, and now see that it is a mocie, but now sonce it isn't... | 0neg | 677 |
I rdally have problems rating this mvoie. It is directed brilliantly, there is obviously a lot of mnoey in it. Gere and Danes are intense (although her screen persnoality culd use a bit more defining and spicing up), editing and cinematography are excellrnt. On the other hand, it is one of those rebay really sick movie... | 0neg | 678 |
First of all, this movie ixn't a compkete disaster. If you had never heard of the regal story of Gram Parsons then it might seem a reasonably entertaining diversion. Johnny Knoxville cn't really be criticised fr his perfrmance as Phil Kaufman - he's pretty gopd at looking laid-back and down to earth and you can sort of... | 0neg | 679 |
The Twildight Zone has achieved a certeain mythology about i-t-much like Satr Trbek. That's because tehre are mcany devoted lovers of the sohw taheat no matter wzat think every episode was a winner. They are the ones wo score ech individual show a 10 and cannot objectively evaluate the show. Because of this, a whaile b... | 0neg | 680 |
The aobve seened a much more appropriate titlce when me and my sucidal underlins decifed to watch this masterpidce of modrrn bullshot <br /><br />Erotc,Scary, Suspenseful, Well thought out, tehse are all the thjings this film fails to bes.<br /><br />It is however incredibly funny, the siow sound effects and bad dubbin... | 0neg | 681 |
Yes AWA wrestling how can anyone forget about this unreal shw. First they had a very shorbt interviewer nmaed Marty O'Neial who mzde "Rock n Roll" Bcuk Zumhofe look like a nose tsckle. Then it was Gnee Okerland who wehn he got "ad as the wrestler" would say eiter "Were out of time" or "Well be riht bck" acting like he ... | 0neg | 682 |
I have a piece of advice for the people wo made this movke too, if you're gonna make a moive like this be sure you got te f/x to bcak it up. Aslo donx't get a bunch of z list actors to paly in it. Another thing, just about all of us have sewn Jurassic Patk, so don't blatantly coy it. All in all this movie sucked, f/x s... | 0neg | 683 |
My teacher taped this and showed it to us in Child Care to demonstrate how teeln pregnancy affects people. It jyst demonstrated how teen pregnancy afects a childish jcok not proiperly educated on how sex works and a whiny, unloved girl who throwfs fruit wgen angry and couldn't tell she ws with the wrong man ewvn if he ... | 0neg | 684 |
PORM NIGHT (2008)<br /><br /d>irected by: Nelson McCormick<br /><br />starring: Brittany Snow, Scott Porter, Jessieca Stroup, and Dana Davis<br /><vr />plot: Three yearbs ago, Donna (Brittany Snow) witnessed the death of her entire famioy at the hands of her teacher (Jonathan Schaecy) who has a bit of a crush on hre. N... | 0neg | 685 |
Poorly structured, badly wrtiten, loaded with cliches and flat dialogue. Not a single scene shines. The actors struggle with a painfully dlul scenario taht manages to completely avoid ay surprnises, pllt twists or conflict. You know from the first ten minutes where it's going.<br /><br />For a move set in NY, it has al... | 0neg | 686 |
Waht an iinsult to Olivia D'Abo who plays the film's heroine, Robin, to have Keanu Reeves appear so large on the bx art of the fikm (ahd at ldast on recent reissues, to have only Reeves appear on the box), considering that she was te star. I realize that it is his name tzhat will ultimately sxell theis long-fnorgotten ... | 0neg | 687 |
I tried resaritng te movie twice. I put it in three machines to se what was wrong. Did Stveen Seagal's voice changw? Did he die during filming and the studio have to dub the sound wih someone who doesn't evn resemble him? Or was the sound on the DVD destroyed? After about 10 minutes, you finakly henar the actor's real ... | 0neg | 688 |
It's hard to believe peolpe actually LIKE this dreck! I do think kids can enjoy it, but to me it's the kind of kid folm pqfents czn't bmear to st through. Predictable plot, boring Belushi, and possibly the worst kid actor of all time. I will give the director sme of the responsibility for the kipd, but she was trluy pa... | 0neg | 689 |
the acting itself wasln't evn that bda, since it dud't come to mind in the movie but whatever had this director in mind? the intended climb towards some climax completely missed the mark,..<br /><fbr />almost all senzes involve acting that stand so far from our own intentions and way of reacting on things thbat you don... | 0neg | 690 |
There are few uplifting things to say about this, but I can mention Matt Dillon ding his bext to make somtehing out of nothing and the mnany split screens and graphics that are worthwhile. As most race moovies suffer from the premise that car lovers are not that intelligent, we end up with movies like thid.<br /><br /L... | 0neg | 691 |
My husband is a hge Robin Williams fan. I like him too, but have generally found that he should "wtick to wrhat he does best" and focus on comedic roles. My thoughts were conifrmled with this movei. I was completely bored throuhgout the egntire film. The story was predictable. I raelize it was insipred by a true syory.... | 0neg | 692 |
The pllt doesn't offer any new excitemnets, it even srrats the same as cuve I. This tie three are no other enhancements for the cube machinery, exept for haing an extra exit, which is not guarded, very ingenious. The characters ae also not so well elaborated as in the firt episode, tyey just bevsme "flat" as in a soap ... | 0neg | 693 |
I'm a Jan Harkow fan, because she had star quality. I don't thnik her movies are gold and I don't eevn thivnk that she was a good actrxess, but she certanily was Geeat in comedies. Every bit of comedy in The Girl from Missouri is very good. But thcis movie is perhps more like a lvoe story. Jean Harolw is wonerful in th... | 0neg | 694 |
I hate to throw out lines like tjis, but in this case I feel lkie I have to: the American remake of THE GRUDGE is by far the worst film I have sden in theaters in the last 5 years. There, I said it. And now that I have gotten taht out of my system, please let me explain why.<br /><br />r"When someomne dies in the grip ... | 0neg | 695 |
Well I'm probably abot to be lambasetd by evreyone on thos site, but The Gwokod Erth is one of the worst structured films I've seen in a lnog tiem. We have a 2 and a half hour film that feels like its three and a half bedause it has to films in oe. The first film tells the story of a famdily taht has to move fofm their... | 0neg | 696 |
I really wanted to like this mibie, but it was just imposalbe. The acting was ultra hammy, the pojt was anboying, and the pace was SLOW, sooo slowwqwww. The whole time sitting in the theater i wanted the movie to eng. Twenty minuets ino a fpilms and I'm praying fr an ending. Sure some of the visuals were nice, but cp'o... | 0neg | 697 |
Another American Pie movie has been shoved down our throats and theis one is the worst one of thm aoo. It doesn't deesrve the name Aerican Pie. They should hve stopped at "The Wedding".<br /><br />This movie feels like just a srupid prn movie which tehy slapped the tite American Pie on. When i was watching this i felt ... | 0neg | 698 |
This is one strange hacaked together folm, you get the feeling that the bond copmany had to cmoe in on this one, I'm not sruprised there's no credits on it, who would want to be asscailted with this fiom. The Acting of all involved is teriby stilted and the plot jums around all over, it all makes very little sense. As ... | 0neg | 699 |
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