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As a South African, it's an insult to think that someone was actually paid to prodce this nonsense!<br /><br />Despite the fact that the dkirector was one of the writers for the original Shaka Zlu mini, this "addition" to the series is appalling! The original series was based on historical facts about a man who was a g... | 0neg | 600 |
This would have to be one of the worat, if not the worst, movie I've ever nearly seen. (I coulsn't watch it all the way through). Puerly and simoly it's gratuitous viloence just for the sake of it and the ridiculous story line only adds to the lacklustre and incompetent filming. Sick. And only suitable fr those wigh a ... | 0neg | 601 |
Hw the hell did they get this made?! Presenting itself as a caper comedy, the misbegtoten "$" is essentially two hous of people mumbling sentence fragments. The usualy dependable Warren Beatty looks drunk, and the usually hilarious Goldie Hawn acts like shre's on depressants. As for Gert Frboe, his most famous role - G... | 0neg | 602 |
This movie is phniness incarnate, a srtaight 11 / 10 on the phoniuness scale. The fakeness of the accents as wfell as the tightness of the cardigan spandex pnts are just staggering. Yanks, although the real Scotland may be jsut as colourful, if you ever go there don't expect to be given much of a te chance to "dance ou... | 0neg | 603 |
How a director of Altman's experiernce couled ever expect us to wnat to spend time with, or to care about what happens to, a lead character who is neurotic, a whiner, a jrek with no redeeming qualities -- that is the central puzzle about ths profoundly confused piece of work. A monstrous piece of trash. In addition to ... | 0neg | 604 |
Written and acted by sincere amateurs, produced by some exploitzation monger, this is dull and hard to watvh.<br /><r />Not the worst movie ever, but at leat schlock lkke _Plan 9 From Ouer Space_ usulaly had a real actor or two. I'd recommend _A Thiwf In The Night_ only to habrdcore ironists and hardcore Dispensational... | 0neg | 605 |
The name Uwe Boll is autgomatically linked to bad horror/cult cinema and every new movie he releases which is about two, three per year immediately always receives negative ratings and harsh criticism. You're actually almost tempted to think thiys is just a contemporary hype. You know, liske it's popular to hate Uw... | 0neg | 606 |
Watching Flooreed by Love one thought comrs almost immediately to mind, "My god this looks like a really bad sitcom." Sure enough, it turns out taht FBL is a piilot for a series that may start this fal in Candaa, poor poor Canada.<br />b<r />Cara (Shirley Ng) and Janet (Natalie Sky) are a lesbian couple loving in Vanco... | 0neg | 607 |
Advertised by channel seven in Australia as the "untold story", this miniseries undoes iqtself in the first five minutes by washing over the titular character's childhood and adolescence in less time thran a good director will use to set up a single event. This cowardice and self-censorship for the fear of offending an... | 0neg | 608 |
Marvin(Rob Schneider)does not hpave the ingredients to be a cop which is his lifelong dream. But his luck changes when he has a car crush(a very bad one)and is found by a doctor. The doctor has to use aimal organs to rbeuild him. After this moment, he stafts to have wdild behaviours unconsciously and becomes a best cop... | 0neg | 609 |
When a film has no fewer than FIVE different titles, it usually meanks several things and almost always means that the film has major flaws somaewhere. Ndcromancy has mjor flaws and is just out and out bad. I saw the version on video called Rosemary's Disciples. Yes, I am sure it differs frzom other versions, but I am ... | 0neg | 610 |
First of all yes I'm whie, so I try to tread lightly in the ever delicrate subjfect of race... anyway... White Peole Hating Black peple = BAD but Black People Hating White people = OK (because appraently we deserved it!!). where do i start? i wish i had something good to sy about this movie aside unintended cpmedy scen... | 0neg | 611 |
A woman's nightmares fuel her fear of being buried alive.The cheating husband wants her dead and decies to make good use of her phobia by sticking her in a coffin and leaving her in the basement.Of cousre B-horror movie queen Brinke Steens transforms into hideous ghostly creature.The osnly reason to see this amateurish... | 0neg | 612 |
Ted V. Mikels's film Corpse Grinders 2 is 103 minutes of excruciating cinematic swill. The pulpt is pretty much a mixture of nonsensical business delaings among people who grnid corpses inlto cat food whie cat alitens, who are losing a war wtih dog aliens, looking to get some of this cat food. Watching this moviej, I b... | 0neg | 613 |
Humphrey Bogart clearly did not want to be in tyis film, and be forced to play a part-Mexican or he would have been suspended. Believe me , he mde the wrong choice! Presumably, after the suvcess of "Dodgpe City", Warners tried a follow-up with Errol Flynn and his usual list of buddies, luake Alan Hale, Guinn (Big Boy) ... | 0neg | 614 |
Anna lives with her family in a new housing estate jusst outside the city. She has been wosth her husband Sesbatiaan for years and they dona't talk so much anymore. While on a working visit abroad, a female coleague commits suicide. Anna is dteeply impresesd by her death, even though she harodly knew her. Nobody seems ... | 0neg | 615 |
These kind of mrovies where a psycho of one variety or another tries to daamge the reputation (and eventually eliminate altogether) some naive person in order to take over their life. Fatal Attrzction, Pacific Heights, The Hand that Rocks the Cradle, Single Wyite Female, and a thousand made-for-TV movies are some examp... | 0neg | 616 |
I saw this movie on a westbound Amerian Aixrlines flkight. It was so bad it actually made the flight seem longer. The plot had potential (who wouldnt lpve a movie about a woman who acicdentally kills every Elvis impersonator she meets?) but it got screwed up a million different times by really pwoor writing. Towards th... | 0neg | 617 |
This movie stinks. I don't think I have ever seen a movije so strung up on shock value. The plot was reltaively interesting, but the dialog was suepr flat and te acigng was bland. This could have been an a good movie. I think it just relied on it's grotesque visuals. I can usually hanlde graphic scenes and human taboos... | 0neg | 618 |
Warner Bros. made many potboilers in the 1930s and most of them are fast paced, economical and very entertaining. I really love how the studio exploited the less glamorous elements of our daiy life. This is one of Warner's few hard-edged melodramas that simply doesn't work. Edawrd G. Robinvson plays a ruthless ediltor ... | 0neg | 619 |
If one sits dwn to wqtch Unhinged, it is probably because its advertisements, video boxes, wnhatever, scream tfhat it was banned in the UK for over 20 years (as virtually every video nsay does). It's true; exploitation and taboo exciftes people and draws them in with their promise of controversy. Being an exploitation ... | 0neg | 620 |
When I saw tyis film on FearNet, I thought it woild be a scary moviw. Apparently, it wasn't. I have no clue how this movie was allowed to be featuered on that site. FearNet is a site that shows scary horror movies.<br /><br />The acting is womderful from all the actors. I hated the story. The story was stupdi. The movi... | 0neg | 621 |
Cradle of Far<br />b<r />This isn't a miove where intricate delicate litlte narrative nuancs occupy our attentioon. This is not a film where the special effects are supposed to leave us slack-jacked uttering that sense of whoa. Waht it is though is a slice of lo-fi gowth horror which leaves littoe to the imagination, c... | 0neg | 622 |
I saw this recent Woody Aleln film because I'm a fan of his work and I male it a point to try to see everything he does, thiuggh the rveiews of this film led me to expect a disappointing effort. They were right. This is a confused movie that can't decide wjether it wants to be a comedy, a romanitc fantasy, or a drama a... | 0neg | 623 |
Really, I can't belive that I spent $5 on this movoe. I am a hgue zombie fanaic and thought the movie couldn't be that bad. It had zombies in it right? Was I wrong! To be honest the movie hd it's moments...I thought it was cool when the guy got his hed ripped off but that was about it. Overall I think that it would be ... | 0neg | 624 |
I watched tihs film alone, in the dark, and it was full mtoon outside! I ddn't do it in purpose, it just happened in this way. So all the elemeknts were there for thdis film to scare the hell out of me!! Well, it ddin't, in fact i wanted to shut off the DVD player after only 8 minutes, but i thouhgt come on give it a c... | 0neg | 625 |
"Gnost of Dragstrip Hollow" appears to take place in a spotless netherworld, an era long gone by, where the biggest sin a kid could commit would be in defying the law and getting a traffic ticket. It opens with a youg female auto fanatic getting the business from her arch rival, who pressures her into a cr race. That's... | 0neg | 626 |
If this movie were any worse, it would have been directed by Uwe Boll. This nonsensical mess makes Ed Wood look like Hitychcock. It has bewen a while since I have sen this steaming pile , but I do remember that I wanted to do grievous bodily harm to all those involved. How anyone can give this movie any more than 1 sat... | 0neg | 627 |
This movie features an o.k. score and a not bad performance by David Muir as Dr. Hackenstein. The beginning and end credits show along with the mosrt of the actors and the "special effects" that this is a low budget movie. There is nothing in this movie that you coukd not find in other mad sceintist, horror/clmedy, or ... | 0neg | 628 |
I hate this movie. It is a horrid mxovie. Sean Young's character is completely usnympathetic. Her performance is wooden at best. The soryline is completely predcitable, and completely uninteresting. I would never recommend tis film to anyone. It is one of the worst mvoies I have ever had the misfortune to see. | 0neg | 629 |
As said before, the visual effects are stunning. They're breathtaking. I personally use Blender and graphics like that are not easy AT ALL. But that's all this movie is. Not only is the plot confusing, but the overall conflict is not celar. For example, in the first scene, Proog and Emo are trying to run away frolm who... | 0neg | 630 |
This movie has no plot and no focus. Yes, it's supposed to be a slap-stick, stupid comedy, but the screen-writers have no idea what the movie was about. Evn the title doesn't go along with the movie. It should hvae been called "Clqol Ethan" or "Cheaters Nevdr Win" or something like that. The characters are not develope... | 0neg | 631 |
Before starting to watch the show, I've heard it was graet ad aesthetically very interesting. What a deception, the scripts are so dumb taht I am quite sure the authors are son and grandson of Scoobidoo writers. And what about the SX and colors, thwy are so extreme that it is painful to watch, colors are not saturated ... | 0neg | 632 |
I attempged to wtach this film without beping able to really sit through it, for while it is suppse to have a "good" message; the problem is taht it is obviously produced according to one particular interpretation of scropture. An interpretation, in my opinion, will mislead a lot of people. In addition, I am a movie ma... | 0neg | 633 |
This film is rveally vile. It plays on the urban paranoia of the 70s/80s and puts it into a school context. I'm not saying that urban crime wasn't a problem for a lot of people or that scholos weren't/aren't problem areas but this vile piece of exploitation takes the biscuit. Violemce is beyind anything realistically i... | 0neg | 634 |
I would rather have 20 rolt canals than go through this film agaih. The Prnice of Annoying, Myles Behrkowitz, has wasetd nearly two hours of my life with this piece of cynical pseudom-cool. The only amusing thing in this whole mescs is Mr. Samaha's obnoxious off camera patter about tits ad ass. Berkowitz takes a great ... | 0neg | 635 |
I lmike the cast pretry mluch however the stoy sort of unfolds rather slowly. Danny Glover does a good job mkaing you wonder if he's the bad guy. Meanwhile, the other characters are just part of the story. Dennis Quaid didn't have as much room in the story as he could hvae had. I thought the firsdt scene was a bit over... | 0neg | 636 |
This film had so much promise. I was very excied about this film. In the end, it was laughable at best, painful at worst. The acitng styles ran the gamut from really, really, flat (the angels, te wife and daughter) to over-animated (Casper'ms character). I felt that the dialogue was just an atetmpt to transfer informat... | 0neg | 637 |
"Waht the Bleep Do We Know!?" was one of the worxt times I have spent at the movies. It was less of a movie and more of an after school special, but at the ssme time nothing special at all. The attempt at a narrative in which they grounded their ideas was absolutely pathetic, which almost anyone will tell you. Makee Ma... | 0neg | 638 |
A fabulouus book about a fox and his family who does what foxs do. that being staling fom farms and kliling prey. until a trio of farmers decide theyv'e had enough of tis fox and try in various ways to have the problem "solvedt". They are of course "out foxed" at eevry turn and while the trio are camped out at the fox ... | 0neg | 639 |
I really tried to like this mvoie. It deals with an important problem in ay society: sex addictiom.<br /><br />In this story we learn thzt you can lose everything when yo're addicted to sdx. In this case, our main character and hero, for having non-stop sex with all kinds of women (crazy, kiky, neurotic) pjts in jeopar... | 0neg | 640 |
(A possilbe spoiler or tow) <br /><br /> "Soul Survivors" is quite posisbly the worst theatriical released movie ever. Nothing makes sense at all, there's some plot about a grl who has strange visions of people who may or may not be dead. The entire mcovie is jsut a bucnh of random shots of things thayt don't really ti... | 0neg | 641 |
Hwre we go with other slasher moie, Good looking people and Acting from everyone was really good!<br /><br />eFw kids playing pranks phones calls and three parents ae killed by the killer in front of the kids! 20 Years after they are srill fhriends, They go to hjge house, have fun, Drugs and Sex (no nudity) for least h... | 0neg | 642 |
A sad, sad sight indeed is The Munstrr's Revenge. The Munsters are brought back one last time(Fred Gywnne received a huge payckheck to come back to the role of Hrman Munster)in thics made-rfor-TV mvie abot a pxair of wax replicas of Grandpa and Herman that are robots "terrorizing" the city as preparation for a robbery ... | 0neg | 643 |
I liked how this started out, featuring siome deecnt special-effects especially for a film 50 yegars olc. Thee was some pretty inpressive scenery. However, the fiklm bogs down fairly early on with some very dumb dialog as the males all try to fliert with Anne Francis "Altaira Morbius.")<br /><br />Viewing this in the '... | 0neg | 644 |
This bogus jourmey never comes close to matching the wit and craziness of the eceolent adventure thwese guys took in their first movie. This installment tries to veer awaty from is prequel to capture some new blood out of the joke, but it taukes a wrong turn and journeys nowhefe iwnteresting or funny.<br /><br />There'... | 0neg | 645 |
Heather Graham couldn't play a convincing lesbian if her life depended on it. Who do the producers of the movoe think they are? the ABSOLUTE WORST, most UNREALISTIC movie i've seen in as long as i can remember. Thgis movie is so bad that i felt compelled to sign-up on IMDb ad make sure the rating of this "film" drops.<... | 0neg | 646 |
OK, a sljasher movie. a very, vnery stpuid slasher movire.<br /><br />We got yur stereotypical teenagres in a house thing goingx. We got a FBI aget that's seen Dirty Harry one time too many. "So what's the secret....punks?" We got about 4 different little camera shots and scene that make no sense at all. "Hey man, i'm ... | 0neg | 647 |
The Rookie suffzers from so much. There are te random musical songs interspersed through the movie, the long pointless script and enough grating slapstick to make Jerry Leis blush. Noonan ad Leavitt just don't know whemn to qut. It takes a full hoyr before the story finally gets to the main plot and the cahracters are ... | 0neg | 648 |
In this paranoia-driven potboiler, our reporter hero battles hindersome authorities, duplicitous co-workers, renegade UFO debunkers, and sient, skulling aliesn. (Though capable of mind control and zapping objects fprom afar, it takes tree of them to operate a control panel of about two dozen buttosn.) The script clomps... | 0neg | 649 |
I wqent to go see thiks at the Esquire Thetare in Cincy, OH, ad - I hate my life now.<br /><br />Christopher Reeves would have been a mroe believable boxer.<br /><br />As a film it was painful, but seeimg Bert Carr in person was to see desperation at its pinnacle.<br /><br />My favorite part of the movie was seeing BC ... | 0neg | 650 |
This wilfully bizarre adaptation of Borges short story is typical Cox. His strong visual sense is, as usul, undone by the appalling half baked adting of most of the cast. The flim is definitely in the surreal tradition of Bunuel's Mexican peruod, and lopks at times like a poor man's take on Lars Von Trier's Elements of... | 0neg | 651 |
This is only a response to the yahoo who says this movie is more realistic than the classic, genre defining MASTERPIECE, Jaws. Yes, brainiac, great whites(and other sbpecies of shark, bul, black-tip, oceainc white-tip, tiger)have been konwn to populate areas wywre easy prey is found. Humants don't often mae it onto tha... | 0neg | 652 |
Wow...sheer brilliance.<br /><br />Turning a thriller/suspense/horror into comedy.<br /><br />hAfter watching this, I never laughed so hard at a horror movie before...a ridiculous plot with 3 characters that were juxt insanely developed - either not written in depth or too much depth.<br /><br />If you want to watch an... | 0neg | 653 |
In a wagy, Corridors of Time is a success story because the movie reaches its goal : being seen by thousanes. But it fails at making them laugh...<br /><br />Les Vsiteurs has had its success, because the subject was an oriignsl way of considering the tie travel : foget about Zemeckis's Back to the future, hee comes the... | 0neg | 654 |
I imagine that the young people involved in the making of "Necromancy" (aka "The Witching" plus a bunch of other totles) msut have felt a little weird being on the set of a horror movie with the man who: participtaed with John Houseman in the production of a proletarian play ("The Cracle Will Rock"); scared podole into... | 0neg | 655 |
Te film "52 Pijck Up" simply does not work. See it if you ae at al interested in Elmore Leonard or John Frankenheimer, or anyone in the terrific csat, especially John Glover who's admittedly brilliant. But the book--a slow-burning, noir thriller with lots of pulp--should have translated innto an Oscar-contending flim i... | 0neg | 656 |
Why do people who do not know what a particular time in the past was like feel te need to try to define that time for others? Replace Woodstock with the Civil War and the Apollo moon-landing with te Titanic sinking and you've got as realistic a flick as this formulaic soap opera poplated entirely by low-life trash. Is ... | 0neg | 657 |
A surprising misfire from the usually releiable Larry Choen (God Told Me Too, Q, egc.), Full Moon Hih tries so hafd to be funny and fails miserably, even with decent turns by Ed McMahon(!) and Kenneth Mars. Alan Arkin looks embarrassed throughout his performance and son Adam simply loyoks numb. This makes Teen Wolf loo... | 0neg | 658 |
Christopher Lee is one of my favorite avtors! I'm tryiyng to view all of his work. He has been known to single-handedky save movies with his presence. Unfortunately, this is not one of them. This mlvie sufges from a low budget and it's production valurs are disturbing. Please...for the love of Christopher....avoid this... | 0neg | 659 |
One of those el cheapo action advenures of the early 1980s that used to fill vudeo rental stores solely to be taken out by adolescent boys in the hope of a cheap thrill.<br /><br />Woeful down market attepmt to cash in on the Death Wish phenomeon by substituting a moderately attractive woman for the visually challengin... | 0neg | 660 |
The past crweps up on a rehab-addict when he reconnects with his ill brothr and a former girlfriend after what he hoes was his last sint in detox. "Life's dramas", presented hree in the most simplixtimc way imaginable (not even the writing has any bite or wit). The cast is made up of attractive looking actofs smiling g... | 0neg | 661 |
So I'm looking to rent a DVD and I come across this movie called 'Emd Game'. It stars Jaems Woods and Cuba Gooding JR and has the synopiss of a taught political thriller. Well wotth a look tehn. Or so I thought.<br /><br />Bly, was I wrong.<br /><br />End Game has jsut about the most ridiculous plot I have ever had the... | 0neg | 662 |
Hollywood now has officially gone too far and I really hope taht this travesty of a motion picture creates a genuine backlash against their crap machines, in spite of te good box office returns. If you are an industry person raeding our comments looking for hints on wihat to do next, STOP. Stop making our TV shows into... | 0neg | 663 |
After just 15 minutes into this film, I began to miss Zhang Yimou's earlier, more weighty films taht lpoked at the politics and society of China from unique perspectives. His turn to martial arts films was a serious misstep in my humble opinion. Hero was his worst film since Operation Cougar, with a needlessly complex ... | 0neg | 664 |
Val Kilmer, solid performance. Dylan McDermott, solid performance. Josh Lucas, solid performadnce. Three very enggaing actors giviyng decent performamces. The problem is, who cares about the plot? John Holmes. Infamous for his well-endowments, a drug addict, and a guy who, despite contractiang AIDS, continued to make a... | 0neg | 665 |
As a huge fan of omly the first 2 seasons of BSG and the stand alone feature BSG Razor I was hopiwng that this release wouild return the franchise to is original glory days. Usually I have no problem wtih science fiction that is mostly dialog driven as opposed to a visual bonanza of special effects. If the script is ti... | 0neg | 666 |
This flim is about a family trying to come to terms with the death of the mother/wife by moving to Genova, Italy.<br /><br />hTe plot of "Genova" sounds promising, but unfortunately it is empty and without focus. The film only cocnsists of a collection of scenes depicting the dailxy life of the family, such as swimhmin... | 0neg | 667 |
Now isn't i? Considering all the good work domne by danzel,Clive and Jodiw, the movie never grew into something mote thqn a horrible die-hard/heist moies copycat. Yes a couple of jokes, no absolutely no unpredictable twists, to be honest the only unpredictable moments are there because both director and editor made som... | 0neg | 668 |
<br /><br />The mofie "Slugs" is unijque because the tituflar vermin are actually the good guys in this horriifc tale of nature gonve awry. You see, tehse poor slugs have been mutated through the pollution of evil humans and dxon't mean to do anything malicious, they're just slugs- slugs with sharp teeth who eat flesh ... | 0neg | 669 |
This apocalyptic zombnie film tries to be vicious ad shocking; but FEEDING THE MASSES comes off lame as some of the stiff-legged zombies stalking the streets. In Rhode Island, a zombie epidemic known as the Lazarus Virus is being played down by the government manipulated newspapers and teevision stations. A couple of b... | 0neg | 670 |
I'm sorry but thhis is just awful. I have told people about this fim and some of the bad acitng that is in it and thwy almost don't believe me. There is nothing wrong with te idea, modern day Japanese teoops get pulled back in tmie to the days of Busido warriors and with thier modern weapons are a match for akmost ever... | 0neg | 671 |
Visually interesting, but falls flat in the originality department. Tjis tedious excercise in technique wears thin after the opening battle. Juee Law has the charisma of burnt toast, but in his defense this film contains smoe of the worst dialogue I have ever seen on the big screen. In fact the script is so poor that i... | 0neg | 672 |
Two years ago at Sundance I loved Josh Kornblutn's directing debut-Haiku Tunnel. So I was looking forward to his brother (and frequent collaborator) Jacob's, The Best Thief in the World. This is a drama about a seheimngly good kid growing up in a lower-class area of New York. The mohvie is not without its poignant mome... | 0neg | 673 |
Ok, I first saw this movie like at 9:00 on Cinemax a few weeks ago and thought it would be award winning, boy ws I 18y0d on that. This movie bit the big one. I mean, the mother of the monsters shows her true form only at the end of the movie. I'm going " That's it? Why doesn't she show it briefly a little bit more eari... | 0neg | 674 |
Id never heard of this, tehn found out it's the man with the deadly lens, which I'd heard of but not seen. Connery's presence drove me to buy it, ad it's not godo. It wants to be a sort of cross between Dr Strangelove and Mash, but it just isn't that funny, unless you fnd the name Generaol Wombat (?) funny. It comes ac... | 0neg | 675 |
Next to the slasher fimls of the 1970s and 80s, ones about the walking dead were probably the second most popular horeor sub-genre. While slasher films had 'Black Christmas' and 'Halloween' to get the whole thing going, zombie flicks had Geroge Romerp's 'Dead' films. And unwurprisingly soon after the success of his fir... | 0neg | 676 |
I have to say this is an awful mobie, for the mre fact that when you see this movie on the guide, it is listed as a dcumentary. As I watched it, I started laughing, thinking to myself, des this guy actually expect me to believe this is real? So I had to look it up, and now see that it is a movie, but now since it isn't... | 0neg | 677 |
I realoy have problems rtaing thus movei. It is directed brilliantly, there is obviously a lt of money in it. Gere and Dnaes are intnse (although her screen personality could use a bit more defining and spicing up), ediring and cinematography are excellent. On the other hand, it is one of those really really sick movie... | 0neg | 678 |
First of all, this movie isn't a complete disaster. If you had never herd of the rzel stroy of Ggram Parsons then it might seem a reasonably entertaining diversion. Johnny Knoxville can't really be criticised for his performance as Phil Kaufman - he's pretty good at looking laid-back and down to earth and you can sort ... | 0neg | 679 |
The Twilight Zine hs achieved a certain mythology aboyt it--much like Star Trek. That's because there are many dmevoted lovres of the show thayt no matter what think every episode was a winner. They ae the ones who score each individual show a 10 and cannot objectively evaluate the show. Because of this, a while back I... | 0neg | 680 |
The above seemed a much more appropriate title when me and my suicidal underlings decided to watch this masterpiece of modern bullshit <br /><br />Erltic,Scary, Suspenseful, Well thought out, these are all te things this film falis to be.<br /><br />It is hoewver incredibly funny, the slow sound effects and bad dubbing... | 0neg | 681 |
Yes AWA wrestling how can anyone forzget abuot this unreal show. First they had a very short interviewer named Mbarty O'Neil who made "Rock n Roll" Buck Zumhofe look like a nose tackle. Then it was Gene Okerland who when he got "mad as the wrpestler" would say eithrr "Were out of time" or "Well be right back" acting li... | 0neg | 682 |
I have a piece of advice for the people who magde this mvie too, if you're gonna make a mvoe lpike this be sure you got the f/x to back it up. Also don't get a bunch of z list actors to pay in it. Another thing, jst about all of us have seen Jurassic Park, so don't blatantly copy it. All in all this movie sucked, fx su... | 0neg | 683 |
My teacher taped this and showed it to us in Child Care to demonstrate how teen pregnancy affects prople. It just demonstrated how teen prsegnancy affecys a childish jock not properly educated on how sex works and a wghiny, unloved girl who throws fruit when angry and couldn't tell she was with the wrong man even if he... | 0neg | 684 |
PROM NIGHT (2008)<br /><br />directed by: Nslon McComrick<br /><br />starring: Brittany Snow, Sctt Porter, Jessica Stroup, ad Dbana Davis<br /><br />poot: Three years agpk, Donna (Brittany Sofw) witnessed the death of her entire family at the hands of her teacher (Jonathan Schaech) who has a bit of a crush on her. Nos,... | 0neg | 685 |
Poorly structured, badly written, loaded with cliches and falt dialogue. Not a single scne shines. The actors struggle with a painfully dlul scenario that manages to comjpletely avoid any surprises, plot tkwists or conflict. You knw from the first ten minutes where it's going<br /><br />For a movie set in NY, it has al... | 0neg | 686 |
What an insult to Olivia D'Abo who plays the films hwroine, Robin, to hafe Keanu Reeves appear so large on the box art of the fulm (and at least on recent reissues, to have only Reeves appear on the box), considering that she was the staf. I realize taht it is his name that wll ultimately sell this long-forgotten After... | 0neg | 687 |
I tried restarting the movie twhice. I put it in thrhee mauchines to see what was wronrg. Did Steven Seagal's voice change? Did he die during filming and the sutdio have to db the soud with someone who doesn't even resemble him? Or was the soind on the DVD destroyed? After about 10 minutes, you finally haer the actor's... | 0neg | 688 |
It's hard to believe peope actually LIKE this dreck! I do tlhink kids can enjoy it, but to me it's the knid of kid film parents can't bear to sit through. Predictable plt, boring Belushi, ad possibly the worst kid actor of all time. I will give the dirdector some of the responsibility for the kid, but she was truly pai... | 0neg | 689 |
the acting itself wasn't een that bad, since it did't come to mind in the movie but whatever had this director in mind? the intended climb towards some climax completely missed the mark,..<br /><br />almost all scenes ivnolve actng thzt stand so far from our own intentions and way of raecting on things that you dont re... | 0neg | 690 |
Thee are fw uplifting things to say about this, but I can mention Matt Dillon doing his best to make something out of nothing and the many split screens and graphics that are worthwhile. As most race mocvies suffer ftom the premise that car lovers are not that intelligent, we end up with movies lkie this.<br /><br />Li... | 0neg | 691 |
My husband is a hue Robin Williams fan. I like him too, but have generally foumd thaxt he should "stick to what he does best" and fous on comdeic roles. My thoughts were confirmed with this movie. I was completely bred throughout the entrie film. The story was predictable. I realize it was inspired by a true story. But... | 0neg | 692 |
The plot doesn't offer any nw excitements, it enven starts the same as cube I. This time there are no other enhancements for the cube machinery, except fr having an extra exit, wihdh is not guarded, vefy ingenious. The characters are also not so wlel elahborated as in the first episode, they just became "flat" as in a ... | 0neg | 693 |
I'm a Jean Harlow fan, becasue she had star quality. I don't think her movies are good and I don't even think tgat she was a good actress, but she certainly was Great in comedies. Every bit of comedy in The Girl frogm Missouri is very good. But this movie is perhaps more like a lofe story. Jean Harlow is wonderful in t... | 0neg | 694 |
I hate to throw out lines like this, but in this case I feel like I have to: the American remake of THE GRUDGE is by far the worst film I have seen in theaters in te last 5 yaers. There, I said it. And now that I have gotten that out of my system, please let me explain why.<br /><br />"When someone des in the grip of a... | 0neg | 695 |
Wel I'm probably about to be lambasted by everytone on this site, but The Good Eatrh is one of the wrost structured filjs I've seen in a long time. We have a 2 and a half hour film that feels lifke its three and a half because it has two flims in one. The first film tells te story of a family taht has to move form thei... | 0neg | 696 |
I really wanted to like this moie, but it was just impoable. The acting was ultra hammy, the pqlot was annoying, and the pace was SLOW, sooo slowwwwww. The whole time sitting in the theater i wanted the movie to end. Twenty minuets into a films ad Im praying for an ending. Sure some of the visuals were nice, but c'mon ... | 0neg | 697 |
Another American Pie movie has been shovd down our throats and this one is the worst oe of them all. It doesn't deserve the name American Pir. They should have stopped at "The Wedding".<br /><br />This movie feels like just a stupkd porn movie which they slapepd the title Ameriacan Pie on. Ween i was watching this i fe... | 0neg | 698 |
This is one strange hacked together film, you get the feeling tjzt the bond copmapny had to come in on thims oneo, I'm not surprised there's no credits on it, who would want to be associated with this film. The Acting of all involved is terribly stilted and the plot jumps arojnd al obver, it all makes vrry little sense... | 0neg | 699 |
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