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520,712 | 1,162,550 | 289,765 | 5 | the movie that convinced me just HOW good " Manhunter " really was | Forced into early retirement due to injuries sustained by Hannibal Lecter ( Anthony Hopkins in his third go around with the role ) when he started to get suspicious of Lecter , now Will Graham is called back in to do what he can to catch a vicious serial killed dubbed ' The Tooth Fairy ' , but he finds that in order to... |
521,210 | 1,162,550 | 343,095 | 5 | granted Juliette IS hot | A ' slice of life ' of a web-porn star who acts like so has it all together . She juggles a career in porn , caring for her Parkinson stricken father , and later a side job as a sex investigator . Why oh why is this film getting praised ? ? It's OK , but nothing special . I really do think all the people who absolutely... |
520,372 | 1,162,550 | 44,339 | 5 | Bulldog bonanza | Sylvester cat is adamant about catching and eating Tweety Bird , but there's a catch Tweety has been bought by Granny who has countless vicious bulldogs in her fenced yard . The usual hijinx ensue . This is good only because of Sylevester as I detest that everything about that damned speech impediment singing Tweety bi... |
519,820 | 1,162,550 | 222,812 | 5 | third time lacks the charm | Little Howard Phillips watches his sister get killed by one of Dr . Herbert West's re-animated experiments . Now thirteen years later , Howard now a doctor himself meets Dr . West again in the prison he's being held in . Dr . Phillips is endlessly intrigued by West's ability to re-animate corpses . So now both man cont... |
521,418 | 1,162,550 | 330,821 | 5 | simply average , good bits about Oliver Reed though | This 13 and a half minute Gary Hertz directed featurette is spoiler heavy so I'd advise you watch it AFTER you watch the movie proper . It features Director Sergio Sollima and actor Fabio Testi , they each reflect on the late Oliver Reed , Ennio Morricone , and their respective remembrance of the film in general . This... |
520,166 | 1,162,550 | 879,221 | 5 | not as good as the first , but still worthwhile | 56 more vintage trailers are in this sequel compilation to the first 42nd Street Forever ( which I loved , by the way ) . This time around the focus is mainly on racing films , blacksploitation , a few swords & sandals flicks among others . Even though this began with a great trailer for the classic Ms . 45 and has a f... |
520,087 | 1,162,550 | 451,830 | 5 | too much gab between bouts | When you have sexy totally nude women ( except for boots , and OK so they're not that sexy , but they're OK looking ) , Carmen Elektra , and Jimmy Hart , how can you possibly go wrong ? Why with the lamest unfunny jokes and the most stupidly inane pre and post fight interviews of course . This would have been infinitel... |
519,804 | 1,162,550 | 421,199 | 5 | passable entertainment , but genius compared to other Sci-Fi Originals | When archaeologist Matt Fletcher ( Casper Van Dien of Starship Troopers ) finds a mummified giant from the biblical age , he bites off more than he can chew as he & his crew are soon beset by both cult members who worship this thing as well as the giant's father , a fallen angel who hopes to resurrect him . Now it's up... |
521,232 | 1,162,550 | 667,873 | 5 | Squint heard enough and you'll find passable entertainment | Cynical Father Anton Jonascu ( Len Cariou ) while giving food to the homeless with fellow more optimistic Father John Royce is attacked when the police ambush the community homeless shantytown . While he's on the ground reeling from the pummeling , he looks up at the police officer and sees a demon . Now losing his fai... |
519,920 | 1,162,550 | 385,690 | 5 | not a good filler to laugh ratio , but die hard fans of the show will lap it up | Bookended by new animation to fill time ( as it's not really funny ) , these 3 un-aired episodes of Family Guy revolve around Stewie and his attempts to find his real father , whom he believes to be a man he sees on TV . The man ends up being Stewie himself from the future just on a vacation to his past and winds up ta... |
519,860 | 1,162,550 | 430,922 | 5 | Formalic but charming in it's way | After Danny and Wheeler ( Paul Rudd & Sean William Scott respectively ) must do some community service in a Big Brother-type program or face jail time for destruction of property while hopped up on energy drinks , they meet the two kids they're paired up with uber-geek , Augie ( Christopher Mintz-Plasse of " Superbad "... |
520,570 | 1,162,550 | 79,482 | 5 | if this is a " cult classic " , I don't want to join the cult | A bickering , littering couple go on a camping trip , they commit the cardinal sin of a certain section of horror films from the 1970's : They don't treat nature with respect ( oh nos ! ! ! ! ! ) . The last 20-25 minutes or so are pretty good , the problem is sitting through what comes before . I don't care if it's wel... |
521,133 | 1,162,550 | 101,540 | 5 | a poor man's Cape Fear | A recently released rapist stalks the defense attorney that wronged him in this poor mans ' Cape Fear , as it features acting that can't even rival the first one in the least . Robert DeNiro , usually a VERY capable actor plays Max Cady as so clownish and over-the-top ANY true suspense evaporates like so much cigar smo... |
520,027 | 1,162,550 | 319,728 | 5 | The Last Horror Movie is Julian Richard's best movie thus far | Kevin Howarth ( who horror genre fans should remember from " Razor Blade Smile " ) does a pretty bang-up job playing Max , a psychopath who uses the tool of video to record his violent episodes in this Julian Richards written and directed film ( which too it's credit is FAR from horrible ) . I was supposed to see this ... |
521,018 | 1,162,550 | 82,418 | 5 | Jason's rampage begins | After a long unneeded recap of Part 1 , a group of camp counselors , Stu Chano , the most goofy looking kid I've seen since " Hardbodies " among them , attend a camp NEXT to Camp Crystal Lake despite the ravings of Crazy Ralph . Jason avenging his now deceased mother dispatches them one by one after tying up some loose... |
521,460 | 1,162,550 | 253,393 | 5 | was an old dirty joke even when the movie was released | Anthony Browning spies three beauties bathing nude through a hole in the fence . He propositions them for sex which they agree to for money on one condition that he does it through the hole in the fence . He readily agrees , which leads to the most humorous piece of the entire short , when he sticks his hand through th... |
519,585 | 1,162,550 | 114,437 | 5 | simply passable | Jet Li is Kit Li , a man who after his wife is killed by a terrorist with the moniker of ' The Doctor ' , finds himself working for Frankie Lone , the drunk action star who doesn't do his own stunts ( Jacky Cheung lampooning Jackie Chan ) . When they find themselves at the mercy of the Doctor and his goons once again ,... |
520,659 | 1,162,550 | 219,965 | 5 | could of been better , could have been worse | Two convicts Joe Blake and Terry Collins ( Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thorton , respectively ) , break out of prison only to go on to become infamous as the ' Sleepover Bandits ' , for the methods they use to rob banks , which is keeping the bank managers in their houses , spending the night , and going with the manage... |
520,504 | 1,162,550 | 147,346 | 5 | Almost like this film is saying " stop rape . . . Consent " | A girl doesn't give " respect " to a guy , so he and his friends follow her and her friends home and rapes them , which after a while the girls seem to love and this one scene goes on forever . A year later , the girls plan to kill them . Not before having another VERY long scene of screwing them . NOT a feminist film ... |
521,055 | 1,162,550 | 75,930 | 5 | it's alright , but what it's all about ? No clue | NYPD detective Peter J . Nicholas ( Tony Lo Bianco of " the Honeymoon Killers " , and " The French Connection " ) is a religious man who undergoes a crises of faith while he's working on a series of homicides that're all linked by the killers saying that god told them to do it . Before long the film turns into an extre... |
520,784 | 1,162,550 | 110,616 | 5 | a good short about pathetic people | Jim Van Bebber's short about the true life story Gary Lauwers murder by Ricky Kasso . In the film Ricky ( Van Bebber once again ) is a devil worshiping drug dealing loser . But because he supplies acid to his " friends " , he's the head of his particular group of equally feeble minded people . When Ricky feels Gary sto... |
519,745 | 1,162,550 | 433,387 | 5 | Good acting , but predictable story | Christian Bale is Jim Davis , a crazy-eyed Gulf War vet wanna-be Mexican gangster thug living in South Cental partying it up with his best friend Mike ( Freddy Rodriguez ) while Mike's put-upon girlfriend . , Sylvia ( Desperate Housewife's Eva Longoria ) thinks they're looking for jobs . This tale of two friends who do... |
521,279 | 1,162,550 | 305,960 | 5 | Testing is a double-edged sword | I'm of two minds in regards to test audience screenings . On one hand they can screw up the writer's script . In the case of Final Destination , however , it did seem to help because the new ending was so very good . I just don't like the idea of having people who might have the combined IQ of a garden variety housefly... |
520,822 | 1,162,550 | 301,167 | 5 | The trilogy ends not with a bang , but a whimper | In the last of a trilogy , Riki Takeuchi and Sho Aikawa are once again on the opposite ends of the spectrum , as they were in the first DOA , after being the best of friends in the second one . Riki is a cop searching for his son being held by a gang whom drifter Sho is a part of . Even though , if you think about it a... |
520,940 | 1,162,550 | 384,680 | 5 | Americal Beauty redux with diminishing effect | Being a Nicolas Cage fan means you have to take the good with the bad , your " Adaptation . " with you " Amos & Andrew , your " Leaving Las Vegas " with your " Snake Eyes " . It means your " Mathstick Men " with your " Weather Man " . But god bless the guy to even be so magnetic and such a great actor that he's the bri... |
519,985 | 1,162,550 | 332,411 | 5 | Foley ( no not Axel ) | This 7 minute featurette on the sound effects of " Men in Black 2 " can be found on the second disc of the 2-DVD special edition of the aforementioned movie . I was very interested in meeting the Foleys and the interesting ways they make the sound effects . It just seems like a very cool job , but i'm sure like every o... |
519,961 | 1,162,550 | 280,012 | 5 | not the sum of its parts | Led to believe that Ron Jeremy , Stan Lee & Debbie Rochon were in this ( they're in the Troma re-edit , but not the version that I saw via Netflix on the xbox 360 ) , I decided to give this one a go . It's about Elle ( Cecilia Bergqvist ) and how she gets taken hostage one day by a failed bank robber who holes up in he... |
521,078 | 1,162,550 | 1,000,255 | 5 | cop-out ending | It's been a year since the events of ' the Sound of Drums ' and Martha is still traveling the world on her quest to defeat the Master , while the aged and beaten Doctor is still held captive by the Master as is Captain Jack . Haven taken over Earth , now the Master sets his eye upon Universal conquest and it's come dow... |
520,265 | 1,162,550 | 583,327 | 5 | Acceptable , but the show still hadn't hit it's stride yet | In order to retrieve a cursed pen that has the power to make the written word into a reality , Ryan and Micki disguise themselves as monks and infiltrate the monastery where the pen and it's owner resides . This was one of the worser episodes of the show . It hasn't yet hit it's stride that it would in just a few episo... |
520,641 | 1,162,550 | 499,556 | 5 | a fun no-brainer | Jason Statam as FBI agent Jack Crawford is obsessed with finding the assassin who murdered his partner and partner's family and will do anything he can to find the mysterious Rouge ( Jet Li ) even while his family life is falling apart in this entertaining yet forgettable action romp helmed by rap video director Philip... |
519,564 | 1,162,550 | 169,590 | 5 | fails in comparison to any other batman animated movie | Edited from 3 episodes of " The New Batman Superman Adventures " , this cartoon has Lex Luther accepting the Joker's offer to defeat Superman for him . But Batman follows his arch-nemeses to Metropolis and finds himself teaming up with Superman to take these two villains down . I was a huge fan of " Batman : The Animat... |
520,024 | 1,162,550 | 120,008 | 5 | would have been better without Mira | A hit-man who develops a conscience when he can't kill a cop because he's with his family when he attempts to , teams up with a female counterfeiter to stop the replacement hit men that were sent when the word got back that he couldn't finish the job . Why does Hollywood import foreign actors , just to put them in lous... |
520,011 | 1,162,550 | 37,480 | 5 | Tom talks too much | Tom the cat tries to impress a girl cat by giving her Jerry the mouse and singing her a song . But she rebukes him for being to square . So he makes a makeshift home-made zoot suit and continues to woo her . This is one of the few shorts where Tom and to a little extent Jerry both talk . Whereas most Tom and Jerry cart... |
521,298 | 1,162,550 | 332,047 | 5 | The Farrelly Brothers without the gross-out gags just seems wrong somehow | Ben Wrightman ( Jimmy Fallon ) is an avid Red Sox fan who finds it hard to juggle his love of the Sox with his love for his new girlfriend , Lindsey ( Drew Barrymore ) . Not a real complicated or intricate storyline , true . But the film is pretty good . Granted , the chemistry between Drew and Fallon isn't particularl... |
520,285 | 1,162,550 | 89,356 | 5 | average | Everyone is trying to talk Traci into marriage , but she's having none of that . She just wants to have as much fun as she can and then turn everyone into the cops when she turns . . oh never mind that's the real Traci , got carried away there . Anyway Traci's character doesn't want marriage and just wants fun . I trul... |
519,969 | 1,162,550 | 981,224 | 5 | Reminiscent of " Popcorn " | A group of friend , a biker couple , and a pair of off-duty policemen all take in a horror flick shot in the late 70's and not shown in decades due to it's connection to a sadist who performed some grisly murders at a run-down theater are trapped in said theater while the killer from the movie steps into reality and st... |
519,779 | 1,162,550 | 456,849 | 5 | Speedy 101 | This short three minute featurette , which can be found as an extra on Disc 4 of the Looney Tunes Golden Collection Volume 1 . It's nothing more than a basic primer about the Speedy Gonzales , I'm thinking , with an eye geared for newbies to the classical Looney Tunes . It details the various standout cartoons that he ... |
519,777 | 1,162,550 | 456,850 | 5 | Foghorn Leghorn 101 | This short three minute featurette , which can be found as an extra on Disc 4 of the Looney Tunes Golden Collection Volume 1 . It's nothing more than a basic primer about Foghorn Leghorn , I'm thinking , with an eye geared for newbies to the classical Looney Tunes . It details the various standout cartoons that he star... |
520,854 | 1,162,550 | 27,779 | 5 | sorry , but it's a tad overpraised | I hate to burst anyone up there on Cloud 9 with the love for this short . But the simple fact of the matter is that this is just a slightly above average Looney Tune short . It's far more cute than it is funny and it's far indeed from Tex Avery's best work . Now that being said I do enjoy this short up to a point , but... |
519,642 | 1,162,550 | 119,908 | 5 | your name doesn't have to be Earl to see Jaime topless | Well I watched and reviewed the first two films in this series , so I figured what the hell , I'll just finish the trilogy up . Jaime Pressly stars as Violent , a teenage vixen who feeling betrayed that her mother ( who was also this family's maid ) was fired for having an affair with the father , a decade or so later ... |
520,581 | 1,162,550 | 98,184 | 5 | Expected more , but it's serviceable enough | Judd Nelson stars as Buck Taylor , a psychopath who picks his victims out of the telephone book . New LA detective Sam Dietz ( Leo Rossi ) and grizzled veteran Sam Malloy ( Robert Loggia ) are tasked with bringing him down in this thriller from Director William Lustig ( Maniac , Vigilante ) and writer Phil Robinson ( A... |
520,375 | 1,162,550 | 43,979 | 6 | Sylvester and a monkey steal the show | This cartoon has Sylvester Cat , Tweety Bird , and a bulldog all snuck in a deluxe apartment building where no pets are aloud . They have to avoid the manager while chasing each other around . I'm not the biggest Tweety bird fan , I thought at one point he may have been tolerable , but I got over that fast . I'm sorry ... |
521,288 | 1,162,550 | 264,430 | 6 | total carnage | Having some free time on my hands I decided to watch some short films on Atomfilms . " Black XXX-mas " runs about 11 minutes ( 9 and a half excluding credits ) and is a urban updating of Little Red Riding Hood emphasis on the Hood part . If you're looking for an intricate plot , or any cohesive plot at all you'll be di... |
519,998 | 1,162,550 | 1,161,646 | 6 | Supringly watchable sequel to an awful movie | If you haven't seen the first Gingerdead Man film ( trust me you didn't miss much ) , you needn't worry the entire thing is recapped in the first few minutes or so of this one . Nope Gary Busey isn't in this one , but he isn't missed much as the Gingerbread man is pretty much a background character in this movie , most... |
519,650 | 1,162,550 | 321,442 | 6 | a quirky little enjoyable film | John ( Jon Favreau ) , a failing out of work actor , hesitantly agrees to transport a mysterious blue suitcase , contents unknown , into the remote desert and deliver it to a mysterious person only known as Cowboy in order to wipe his tremendous debt that he's in . By taking the job he doesn't realize that he's in far ... |
520,997 | 1,162,550 | 378,669 | 6 | insubstantial , but Englund IS a good talker | What's one to do when One's featurette time is longer then the screen time that one gets in the actual movie . In the case of Robert Englund who has a bit part in " Dead and Buried " , he talks about " Eaten Alive " , his fellow actors , his crush on Lisa Blount and her gothicness , how he really wanted to be the Coure... |
521,324 | 1,162,550 | 52,651 | 6 | doesn't really suit Foghorn | Foghorn Leghorn has to help the self confidence of an unattractive hen , but when the egg hatches it's a rooster , whom Foghorn fears will take him job one day . So he sets out to get rid of it . I'm a fan of Foghorn Leghorn , but this is one of his lesser outings and feels more like a Bugs Bunny / Elmer Fudd short , w... |
519,614 | 1,162,550 | 39,345 | 6 | even an above average Bugs short for McKimson means a below standard one for everyone else | Th Easter Bunny comes down with a bout of the sickness so Bugs Bunny ( no relation ) offers to deliver the eggs to an ungrateful brat of a kid , as well as Elmer Fudd in disguise . As those who know me can attest to , I'm not a big fan of McKimson directed Bugs shorts ( to put it mildly ( And for good reason as most of... |
520,825 | 1,162,550 | 451,235 | 6 | always fascinating to hear Tom talk | This 10 minute featurette can be found on Blue Underground's DVD release of " Deathdream " , in it Tom Savani talks about the legendary make-up artist Dick Smith . As well as talking about his past work beginning with his first job as Dracula in a children's play , his experiences in Vietnam , his dealings with Forrest... |
520,428 | 1,162,550 | 294,929 | 6 | the un-ghost story ghost story | Less a ghost story , then a quietly chilling character study , this Korien film about Sun-yeong , a young taxi driver who move into room 504 of a dilapidated , run-down apartment building , where two tragedies have occurred , one thirty years in the past , the other much more recent ( the previous owner committed suici... |
520,852 | 1,162,550 | 34,845 | 6 | falls short of Clampett's usual greatness | A swinging hep cat is trying to make it with a cute female cat but a dog is in the way at every step . When I usually think of the name Robert Clampett , the word that automatically comes to mind is " sheer greatness " , which only makes this short all the more disappointing . In fact if I didn't read the title screen ... |
520,541 | 1,162,550 | 210,094 | 6 | Lukewarm campers | When the strict camp director of Camp Bleeding Dove ( Peter Stormare of " Fargo " and " the Big Lebowski " ) gets electrocuted , the group of freshman camp counselors ( including Jamie King of " Sin City " , in her first role , and yes she gets topless ) have to run the summer camp by themselves . Because of their pers... |
519,742 | 1,162,550 | 65,555 | 6 | lesser Sollima film , lesser Bronson movie , but still entertaining enough | After the highly entertaining Run , Man , Run , writer / Director Sergio Sollima returned with this satisfying , if not all successful , tale of a hit-man , Jeff , who gained a conscience ( Charles Bronson ) and his quest to find the people who've double-crossed him and had him thrown in jail ( and almost killed ) . Mr... |
521,002 | 1,162,550 | 454,788 | 6 | competently made | Frankie and Donnie live in seclusion in a small town where everyone seems to accept them if not trust them . Until a group of rebellious teenagers ( arn't they always ? ) get themselves in trouble . With the desire to remain spoiler-free I'll leave it at that . However , for a low-budget film I was surprised at how wel... |
520,358 | 1,162,550 | 65,597 | 6 | wails of approval | The Monty Python-esgue opening credit sequence somehow doesn't fit with this tale about the decidedly NOT benevolent Lord Whitman ( the late great Vincent Price ) , his quest to kill all those who practice witchcraft at the shock and horror of his wife , and the cursed fate that one of the surviving witches put upon hi... |
520,018 | 1,162,550 | 74,279 | 6 | those wacky races | David Carradine takes part in an illegal anything goes cross-country race from California to New York . Paul Bartel's second attempt at the race movie , while good isn't as fun as his previous " Death Race 2000 " . It's still fun in parts , but lacks the pacing and memorable characters ( except for Carradine and the al... |
520,228 | 1,162,550 | 190,774 | 6 | still better than " Episode 1 and 2 " combined | Princess Layme ( Robin Cannes ) hires two bounty hunters to rescue her sister , Princess Orgasma ( Laurie Smith ) from evil Lord Balthazar , but will they be able to withstand the endless sex ' torture ' in this porno parody of " Star Wars " ? Written by Arthur King who also wrote the awful " Ten Little Maidens " , so ... |
520,344 | 1,162,550 | 69,956 | 6 | I'm a man , not a fish | A British photographer who kills a local in self-defense in Thailand , decides to take a boat up stream to take pictures of sea life . After a while he falls asleep , waking up to find his tour guide dead . He's then captured by savages who think he's a fish-man because of his wetsuit . He's eventually accepted but sti... |
519,908 | 1,162,550 | 69,952 | 6 | thanks for the mammeries | After the mob kill her boyfriend for double-crossing them , Crystal ( the jaw-dropping Lillian Wilczkowsky better known as Chesty Morgan ) decides to take revenge via mammary suffocation . The flick also has porn legend Harry Reems . It has horrid acting and a weak plot line , but Lillian is a wonder to behold . She's ... |
520,367 | 1,162,550 | 47,233 | 6 | the repair bill must have been awful | Jerry the Mouse and the little orphan Nibbles flood the kitchen to make a ghetto ice skating rink . Cue Tom and wacky ice cat and mouse hijinx . I don't know why , but this Tom and Jerry short didn't really do anything for me . It wasn't bad or anything like that , I just didn't laugh as much as I find myself doing whi... |
520,438 | 1,162,550 | 451,021 | 6 | 2 real comedians of comedy , a fat guy with a crappy haircut , and a woman | This documentary is pretty funny . Wait let me qualify that statement somewhat , this documentary is pretty funny WHEN either Zach Galifianakis or Brian Posehn is getting screen time . Those two are the real F'N deal , my friend . Sadly in between those two pinnacles of greatness , you'll have to suffer through Patton ... |
520,774 | 1,162,550 | 607,442 | 6 | Miss Howard Stern , Andrea Vs , some jerk kid | In her first appearance on the Howard Stern Show after she was crowned Miss Howard Stern in Vegas that past February , Andrea Ownbey comes on the show to challenge 11-year-old Jason Ortiz in an intelligence test . Andrea surprisingly holds her own for much of the contest , OK granted Jason shown he wasn't the brightest... |
521,309 | 1,162,550 | 104,455 | 6 | Not Hu's best | King Hu's take on the old Liaozhai tale of The Painted Skin is merely OK . I expected much from the great Hu as his previous film were never anything less than greatness . Thia film feels a tad more dated then his other films . One can ; t help but compare it to his similarly themed " Touch of Zen " , and this movie su... |
519,978 | 1,162,550 | 286,635 | 6 | full time waister | There's a plot in there somewhere about two assassins and a girl they both have feelings for . One of them wants to take the number one assassin title from the other . But really this film is just a exercise in style over substance . The thing is the style IS great and it's very fun to watch . Well at least it attempts... |
521,034 | 1,162,550 | 260,776 | 6 | Confronting mortality | This 6 minute short film directed by David Cronenberg , which can be viewed on the Criterion Collection 2-disc DVD of " Videodrome " has an elder actor ( Genre great Leslie Carlson ) coming to terms with his own waning mortality after a group of young children find an old Panavision camera and wish to film him with it ... |
519,861 | 1,162,550 | 672,478 | 6 | slightly uncomfortable yet still funny | When Mark meets business guru Alan Johnson , a man whom he holds in very high esteem . The two plan a merger and to move in together . This prompts a disgruntled Jeremy to snidely remark that Mark is gay . Mark being Mark , he starts to question his sexuality . Meanwhile Jeremy swears off drugs on account of a ' very b... |
520,347 | 1,162,550 | 276,816 | 6 | One of only 2 average films by Twohy | The crew of the submarine , U . S . S Tiger Shark , are on a mission during World War 2 , when they pick up some stranded people , a woman among them ( apperently a bad omen ) . Strange things start to happen ( music playing by itself , apparitions appearing , yada yada yada ) . Below had a chance to be really good , i... |
521,301 | 1,162,550 | 92,147 | 6 | Billy Snow and Gedde Watanabe make it watchable | Keith and Vic are two fraternity pledges who go to town to look for some ladies of the night for their frat . Seeing as neither have a car they have to borrow Duncan's ( 80's staple Asian go to guy , Gedde Watanabe ) . He obviously pleads to go along with them . They find themselves in a bar owned and run by vampires ,... |
521,077 | 1,162,550 | 1,061,123 | 6 | meh | It's time once again for the Doctor Who Christmas Special , in this one The Doctor , recently companion-less , finds himself inboards the Titanic , an interstellar cruiser orbiting Earth to observe how they celebrate Christmas ( which in London isn't festively on account of the previous years ' fiascoes ) The Doctor al... |
521,064 | 1,162,550 | 1,074,186 | 6 | what the title has to do with this short is anyone's guess . . . good though | Samantha , Lydia , Isabella , and Lisa don't know each other , save for Isabella & Lydia who are experimental lesbian lovers . The only thing they have in common is the mere fact that they'll all be killed by an unknown assailant in this experimental mostly narrated 6 and a half minute short film . On a whole , I found... |
519,686 | 1,162,550 | 144,610 | 6 | Not as good as part 1 | After a lengthy recap of part 1 , the story of Sinderella ( Savannah ) continues where it left off as she was about to arrive at the Prince's ball . And after a 2 Savannah-less porn scenes , she does just that , but has to leave as soon as she get the Prince off as the clock strikes midnight . So now the Prince has to ... |
521,091 | 1,162,550 | 95,867 | 6 | either you're a fan of Sidaris or you're not | The third film in the long " babes with guns " series , has the buxom beauties of a government agency that at this point of the series hadn't been named , go after baddie Miguel Ortiz after he kills secret agent Picasso Trigger . A steady stream of bad acting , massive explosions and even more massive mammeries ( but l... |
521,426 | 1,162,550 | 83,261 | 6 | the Importance of being Ernest | Three ladies choose to take Ernest ( the late lamented Sydney Lassick ) , a seemingly altruistic man ( who's anything but ) up on his offer to stay at his house where he resides with his sister , after they can't find any hotels with enough room for them . Soon after an ' unseen ' tenant in the basement is killing off ... |
519,736 | 1,162,550 | 183,649 | 6 | enjoyable but nothing special | When he's not busy destroying the Batman franchise , Joel Schumacher is capable of making moderately entertaining films . This one about a New York publicist trapped in a phone booth by an unknown sniper depends on how much you like Colin Farrell as an actor for how much millage you can take from it . I , myself enjoy ... |
520,402 | 1,162,550 | 293,662 | 6 | a fairly good action film IF you turn your brain off | Jason Statham is Frank Martin , an ex-Special Forces operator who is now a transporter who has his own set of rules that he strictly abides by until he breaks them and opens a " package " he's transporting that contains Qi Shu . This film is entertaining enough , if wholly unbelievable . You'll enjoy it if you turn off... |
519,798 | 1,162,550 | 110,015 | 6 | Introduced the best television Hercules | In the first of a series of TV movies that would lead up to the show , we're introduced to Kevin Sorbo in the role he was born to play ( no not Kull the Conqueror ( , Hercules . He's going to be the best man in the wedding of Iolaus ( Michael Hurst ) , when they decide to go off on one more adventure together before Io... |
520,315 | 1,162,550 | 71,471 | 6 | weird curiosity | Peter Crane ( Jorge Rivero , star of the later " Conquest " ) is a rich womanizing playboy who suffers from a string of vivid nightmares . Peter may or may not also be a murderer in this strange , off-beat , and wildly disjointed Grindhouse curiosity . While a tad hard to follow simply for the logic ( or rather lack of... |
520,137 | 1,162,550 | 94,602 | 6 | in Seagal's top 5 | Nico Toscani ( Steven Seagal , in his first starring role ) is a Vietnam vet turned veteran cop . When he captures a low-time drug dealer , using what else , his martial arts prowess , the dealer tells him of bigger fish out there . Which in turn leads him to a fiendish plot that goes deeper than he knows and he finds ... |
520,287 | 1,162,550 | 377,713 | 6 | better then Hyper , at least | An assortment of people are being trapped in a trap-laden cube and yadda , yadda , yadda . . . This prequel is basically just a retread of the first film , with the only added ingredient to the story being of those who watch the prisoners of the cube . And while it was marginally better then " Hypercube " ( and really ... |
521,086 | 1,162,550 | 443,676 | 6 | more a remake than a sequel , but still entertaining | Former heavyweight champion , George ' The Iceman ' Chambers ( Micheal Jai White , taking over for Ving Rhames ) is sent to a Russian gulag on trumped-up charges where he must fight . Once you get past that this movie is less of a sequel than a remake ( one that misses the whole crux of the original I might add ) . Onc... |
520,744 | 1,162,550 | 218,967 | 6 | Its not hot , but still sticky sweet , from it's head to it's feet | Jack Campbell ( Nick Cage ) is a successful , talented , happy businessman on the top of the world . On Christmas Eve , while at a convenience store , he runs into a semi-helpful black guy ( well it IS a fantasy movie , I kid of course . ) , who offers him a glimpse of what life would be like if he had stayed with a pr... |
520,895 | 1,162,550 | 366,292 | 6 | not good , nor bad , it just . . . . is | A group of friends are starting to get phone calls from their future selves calling from the time of their impending deaths . It's up to two people to figure out the cause of it all . Reasonably well acted , but too little too late it would seem , as the " J-Horror " fad was over just about when these films were labele... |
520,505 | 1,162,550 | 90,120 | 6 | Going off on a rant | A down-on-his-luck guy ( Peter North ) remembers how he became a roadie for a rock band that would be much better if they played more then the skin flute . I don't want to go off on a rant here , but , I sincerely think that people over-inflate most Traci Lords movies just because they know others can't watch them nowa... |
520,366 | 1,162,550 | 280,760 | 6 | slightly keeps it's head above water | Kieran Culkin , the talented one in the family , portrays Igby Slocumb . A young adult who can't really adjust to life on the surface because of his experiences growing up with a crazed father and a lush mother . He , while 17 , prefer's the company of older women bedding both his step-father's mistress Rachel ( Amanda... |
520,755 | 1,162,550 | 465,670 | 6 | not as good as " Deathwatch " but still better than most slasher films of late | A group of juvenile hoodlums overseen by prison guard Jed ( Sean Pertwee , " Dog Soldiers " ) have to fend for there lives after being sent from prison to a secluded island after the death of one of their fellow prisoners . Once there they meet up with a female guard watching over her own female group An unknown person... |
520,958 | 1,162,550 | 82,498 | 6 | must be ' Cheese " cake | In the days leading up to Ginny's 18th birthday , her friends are being murdered . It'll all culminate on her birthday proper . This slasher was slickly done and doesn't get enough credit . That being said . David Eisner as Rudi was annoying , and the story itself doesn't make a lot of sense . The ' twist ' ending stre... |
520,058 | 1,162,550 | 40,397 | 6 | McKimson should have just stuck with Foghorn Leghorn , cause he was the bane of Bugs Bunny's existence | Bugs bunny is willing to play along when a female gorilla desperately wants to have a baby . But the husband of the gorilla , Mr . Gruesome hates Bugs and wants him out of the picture . This is YET another Robert McKimson directed short that fails when compared to the Bugs Bunny cartoons of other MUCH more competent di... |
520,026 | 1,162,550 | 374,102 | 6 | A bit choppy | Chris Kentis directed his second movie , after the Billy Crudup-led disaster that was " Grind " , about a couple who misses their boat and has to fend for themselves , contending with sharks , barracudas , puke , diarrhea and lack of food or water . Think of this as a " Blair Witch project " , but in the water , better... |
520,125 | 1,162,550 | 117,318 | 6 | Horridly white-washed , yet entertaining just the same | Well acted , but horribly white washed tale of Larry Flint ( Woody ' Boyd ' Harrelson ) finding his fourth wife , Athena ( Courtney Love ) , starting his Hustle enterprise , being shot ( sometimes bad things happen to bad people ) , and his subsequent Supreme Court case brought about in part by Jerry Falwell ( another ... |
521,039 | 1,162,550 | 109,578 | 6 | better than part 4 | Charles Bronsan is back for the last time playing Paul Kersey . This outing he's fighting the Mafiso backed Unions after his fiancé gets disfigured and later killed . He also must save his fiancé's daughter who is also the daughter of the head Union boss . Contary to public perception , this isn't the worst of the seri... |
520,163 | 1,162,550 | 125,142 | 6 | who wouldn't fantasize about Rene Bond ? ? | Freddie ( Larry Barnhouse ) is a high-school student in the 50's who's perpetually a miss with the ladies . He has all the wrong moves , particularly in regards to his dream girl , Mary Lou ( the always watchable porn great Rene Bond ) To make matter's worse he's a virgin . But his friends ( or as close as he gets to h... |
520,382 | 1,162,550 | 71,413 | 6 | Kids slay the darnedest things | Five tiny tykes ( including child star Leif Garret , as a cross-dresser none the less & his sister Dawn Lyn ) terrorize a group of people who're at a business retreat in a secluded snowbound lodge at the behest of bossy a-hole , Papa Doc . Meanwhile his VERY easy wife is busy seducing a mentally retarded helper . which... |
520,592 | 1,162,550 | 174,707 | 6 | she must be a slut , look at those dark nipples | overly endowed Samurai who doesn't take sh ^ # from anyone is back in the sequel to " Sword of Justice " . Hanzo ' The Razor ' Itami ( Shintarô Katsu , best known for the Zatôichi films ) returns with his two ex-con assistants to kick more ass , rape more women , train his penis more , more corrupt government officials... |
520,436 | 1,162,550 | 106,244 | 6 | yea it's bad , but good at it | Set in the future , 4 convicts jump at the chance to get out of jail scott free ( plus use of the virtual sex fantasy machine ) by taking a space mission to recover a lost spaceship . Sounds simple enough , but a fiendish , yet sexy , alien in the guise of the form of Tracy Scoggins ( of latter day Babylon 5 and Crusad... |
520,780 | 1,162,550 | 455,915 | 6 | Gleeson's the true star of this film | This Boston Irish-American flavored coming-of-age film is extremely typical of any other film of it's type complete with alcoholic father , doting over-bearing mother , fighting siblings , a family in disarray , and so on and so forth . You've likely seen something like it in some variation a million times before . Wha... |
521,005 | 1,162,550 | 460,898 | 6 | Don't let Mary Carey's lack of any acting ability whatsoever deter you from this fun flick | Silly little flick that reminded me of an old King Missile song . It combined the staples of any good horror-comedy , mixing tons of nudity ( arrousal very dependent on your opinion of fuller figured women though ) with a fair amount of blood and off the wall humor that will cause some to laugh out loud and others just... |
520,797 | 1,162,550 | 48,186 | 6 | amusing , but the one-joke premise wears thin | Bugs Bunny loves his daily feeding of carrots by Dr . Jekyll so much that he wants to live with him . The good Doctor is happy to oblige . But little to Bugs knowledge Jekyll has a small addiction of drinking a potion to change into the homicidal Mr . Hyde who wants to kill the rabbit . This cartoon is alright but real... |
521,238 | 1,162,550 | 667,982 | 6 | well acted and the story was compelling , but it felt to rushed | An alien race , the N'Tal , make the first contact with Earth's public at large following weeks of behind the scenes diplomatic negotiations with the plea that the aliens get dead human bodies to use as hosts for them . This , of course , doesn't sit well with a lot of public citizens who rise up out of fear and hatred... |
519,562 | 1,162,550 | 86,320 | 6 | Disturbing | After a boating accident kills one of Angela's two dads and her sibling . She goes to live with her crazy Aunt who proceeds to send her cousin and her to Camp Arawak . But soon enough grisly murders start to befall the crew and other campers in this low budget early ' 80's flick which is pretty hamily acted and is nota... |
519,696 | 1,162,550 | 377,091 | 6 | slightly above water temperature | After Sam ( Rory Culkin ) gets beat up by that fat kid from " Spun " ( as if to say " This is for ' It runs in the Family ' , punk ) , his brother lures him into the woods under the charade of a nice friendly boat trip . Needless to say , things don't go as planned ( they rarely do in these type of films ) . In the fat... |
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