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programmerhumor
Purplociraptor
iaghtw5
<|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>When I started out programming in C, I always put a // DONT FORGET TO FREE THIS comment on the same line as the call to malloc().<|eor|><|sor|>You can also `#define malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS malloc` somewhere in the headers and then use `malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS` instead of `malloc` throughout the code.<|eor|><|sor|>You can also add the free directly after the malloc, then fill in the rest of the code between them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
99
programmerhumor
Szelwin
iag25ba
<|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an embedded developer, I just want to say that usually (not always, obviously) using malloc() is not a better choice than statically allocating the memory your program needs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
97
programmerhumor
sarthakkalpasi
iafzaek
<|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>WTF is happening. i studied malloc() and free() yesterday and just after i finished,i opened reddit and I've seen like 5+ posts about malloc and free. ive never seen a meme about malloc before. are you guys spying on me? ;-;<|eor|><|sor|>where did you learn<|eor|><|sor|>Mastering DSA in C and C++ by Abdul Bari on Udemy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
87
programmerhumor
cbftw
iah45n6
<|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>When I started out programming in C, I always put a // DONT FORGET TO FREE THIS comment on the same line as the call to malloc().<|eor|><|sor|>You can also `#define malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS malloc` somewhere in the headers and then use `malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS` instead of `malloc` throughout the code.<|eor|><|sor|>These 4 lines will probably increase the amount of time you spend in code review by a factor of 50.<|eor|><|sor|>Code reviews? Where we're going we don't need code reviews<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
79
programmerhumor
Luceo_Etzio
iag3upd
<|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>WTF is happening. i studied malloc() and free() yesterday and just after i finished,i opened reddit and I've seen like 5+ posts about malloc and free. ive never seen a meme about malloc before. are you guys spying on me? ;-;<|eor|><|sor|>it's the [BaaderMeinhof phenomenon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
78
programmerhumor
SuspiciousTrash0
relfty
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34,673
programmerhumor
nikanj0
ho8efsa
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Use obscure technical terms to convince QA's and management that it's a non-risk. (Tip: try ending with "your time would be better spent worrying about a solar-flare frying all our systems.") 2. Get management to sign-off and accept the risk. 3. Change jobs before it takes down prod.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,357
programmerhumor
SuspiciousTrash0
ho8emm6
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Use obscure technical terms to convince QA's and management that it's a non-risk. (Tip: try ending with "your time would be better spent worrying about a solar-flare frying all our systems.") 2. Get management to sign-off and accept the risk. 3. Change jobs before it takes down prod.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Learn corporate communication 101"<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,100
programmerhumor
GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B
ho8ct4t
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have been doing this for years. Known bug, unlikely to occur, high cost to fix? Pretend it does nog exist and proceed. It's always a team decision though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
966
programmerhumor
dashid
ho8c0fc
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep, I do this. Not enough information to troubleshoot, not frequent enough to be a significant issue. Chalk it up to a funny five minutes and move on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
669
programmerhumor
Narrow-Big7087
ho8dcil
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have been doing this for years. Known bug, unlikely to occur, high cost to fix? Pretend it does nog exist and proceed. It's always a team decision though.<|eor|><|sor|>Go team Ostrich! Lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
271
programmerhumor
1138311
ho8uywt
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Use obscure technical terms to convince QA's and management that it's a non-risk. (Tip: try ending with "your time would be better spent worrying about a solar-flare frying all our systems.") 2. Get management to sign-off and accept the risk. 3. Change jobs before it takes down prod.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Learn corporate communication 101"<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's likely that your VP or CxO has made a career with this exact pattern<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
254
programmerhumor
eric-it-65
ho8ktut
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>it is how microsoft built its OS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
253
programmerhumor
WeleaseBwianThrow
ho9uudy
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Use obscure technical terms to convince QA's and management that it's a non-risk. (Tip: try ending with "your time would be better spent worrying about a solar-flare frying all our systems.") 2. Get management to sign-off and accept the risk. 3. Change jobs before it takes down prod.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And you will get a well payed consultant job for 6 months to fix this problem, because nobody else knows how to do this (because uncommented code and no error messages) :)<|eor|><|sor|>I love this sub, its 50% programming horror and discussing best practises and 50% "lol make it obscure and dont comment it and charge for consultancy"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
184
programmerhumor
t-to4st
ho8ptk7
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Like that missile control software that had a memory leak, but instead of fixing it they put more RAM in so it wouldn't run full until the target is hit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
172
programmerhumor
Nosferatatron
ho8ssd5
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have been doing this for years. Known bug, unlikely to occur, high cost to fix? Pretend it does nog exist and proceed. It's always a team decision though.<|eor|><|sor|>Just claim it works on your computer and that nobody would ever do the sequence of steps required to trigger the issue. Or if you are working on a hotly anticipated videogame, just fix all the bugs via a patch!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
167
programmerhumor
Scharmane
ho9b2zx
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Use obscure technical terms to convince QA's and management that it's a non-risk. (Tip: try ending with "your time would be better spent worrying about a solar-flare frying all our systems.") 2. Get management to sign-off and accept the risk. 3. Change jobs before it takes down prod.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And you will get a well payed consultant job for 6 months to fix this problem, because nobody else knows how to do this (because uncommented code and no error messages) :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
154
programmerhumor
clownyfish
ho8i8ed
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep, I do this. Not enough information to troubleshoot, not frequent enough to be a significant issue. Chalk it up to a funny five minutes and move on.<|eor|><|sor|>I usually go with ghosts. Or leprechauns<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
153
programmerhumor
oh_look_a_fist
ho8xuyx
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Use obscure technical terms to convince QA's and management that it's a non-risk. (Tip: try ending with "your time would be better spent worrying about a solar-flare frying all our systems.") 2. Get management to sign-off and accept the risk. 3. Change jobs before it takes down prod.<|eor|><|sor|>QA here: this happens. Don't care, as long as the ticket has the dev notes and PMs approval, my happy ass will push that shit to prod without a second thought.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
149
programmerhumor
langlo94
ho8xtpn
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have been doing this for years. Known bug, unlikely to occur, high cost to fix? Pretend it does nog exist and proceed. It's always a team decision though.<|eor|><|sor|>Just claim it works on your computer and that nobody would ever do the sequence of steps required to trigger the issue. Or if you are working on a hotly anticipated videogame, just fix all the bugs via a patch!<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, clicking this button will crash the program, but nobody will click a button that crashes the program so it's a non-issue.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
143
programmerhumor
SuspiciousTrash0
ho8ds34
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have been doing this for years. Known bug, unlikely to occur, high cost to fix? Pretend it does nog exist and proceed. It's always a team decision though.<|eor|><|soopr|>i generally ask a fresher in a team to analyze the potential solution and estimation.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
139
programmerhumor
downwind_giftshop
ho94o2s
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Use obscure technical terms to convince QA's and management that it's a non-risk. (Tip: try ending with "your time would be better spent worrying about a solar-flare frying all our systems.") 2. Get management to sign-off and accept the risk. 3. Change jobs before it takes down prod.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Learn corporate communication 101"<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's likely that your VP or CxO has made a career with this exact pattern<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, the good ol' "failing upward"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
126
programmerhumor
OutrageousFlatworm38
ho8gdey
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here's the URL to the Wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich\_algorithm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
122
programmerhumor
ososalsosal
ho8nh8a
<|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My old boss was obsessed with calling problems "1%ers". I used to do a lot of video processing, so for PAL countries the 1%ers happen every 4 seconds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
118
programmerhumor
morgs_boy
dyp5l3
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34,640
programmerhumor
diale13
f82oo3d
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code i wrote a week ago*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,697
programmerhumor
RatNegan
f82l1o9
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly looking at that new Sonic feels like my eyes are drinking water compared to the old one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
700
programmerhumor
JoelMahon
f82vsmq
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code i wrote a week ago*<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote yesterday...<|eor|><|sor|>Code i wrote today<|eor|><|sor|>code I wrote before lunch vs after<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
547
programmerhumor
__Adrielus__
f82qilk
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code i wrote a week ago*<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote yesterday...<|eor|><|sor|>Code i wrote today<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
512
programmerhumor
simpsonboy77
f82ywp1
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code i wrote a week ago*<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote yesterday...<|eor|><|sor|>Code i wrote today<|eor|><|sor|>code I wrote before lunch vs after<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote 20 seconds ago vs re-reading it now.<|eor|><|sor|>Code I am writing vs what I think I'm writing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
354
programmerhumor
ProPuke
f82ngn6
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly looking at that new Sonic feels like my eyes are drinking water compared to the old one<|eor|><|sor|>>feels like my eyes are drinking water ahh.. wat?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
329
programmerhumor
Voriki2
f82yc6m
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code i wrote a week ago*<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote yesterday...<|eor|><|sor|>Code i wrote today<|eor|><|sor|>code I wrote before lunch vs after<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote 20 seconds ago vs re-reading it now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
328
programmerhumor
krazyhawk
f82r4fu
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just updated a SQL query where I had a concat inside a concat...apparently I didnt know you could combine more than 2 strings at a time lolz<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
187
programmerhumor
__Adrielus__
f82qgq4
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly looking at that new Sonic feels like my eyes are drinking water compared to the old one<|eor|><|sor|>>feels like my eyes are drinking water ahh.. wat?<|eor|><|sor|>That means he is crying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
133
programmerhumor
SudoZuko
f8333kc
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code i wrote today<|eor|><|sor|>code I wrote before lunch vs after<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote 20 seconds ago vs re-reading it now.<|eor|><|sor|>Code I am writing vs what I think I'm writing.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Code I am thinking about writing now vs what I think I'll be writing in the future<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Code that wrote me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
127
programmerhumor
son_lux_
f82tyq1
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The more I see the old Sonic, the more I'm convinced it was all a marketing ploy.<|eor|><|sor|>A 5 million marketing ploy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
113
programmerhumor
thebryguy23
f831ja7
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code i wrote a week ago*<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote yesterday...<|eor|><|sor|>Code i wrote today<|eor|><|sor|>code I wrote before lunch vs after<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote 20 seconds ago vs re-reading it now.<|eor|><|sor|>Code I am writing vs what I think I'm writing.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Code I am thinking about writing now vs what I think I'll be writing in the future<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
111
programmerhumor
bigmac_nopickles
f82z055
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>FUCK YEAH ALPHA MALE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
102
programmerhumor
JoelMahon
f82w0r2
<|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The more I see the old Sonic, the more I'm convinced it was all a marketing ploy.<|eor|><|sor|>A 5 million marketing ploy<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, one trailer, so what? If they increase bums on seats by even 1% it'll be worth it, and pretty sure it has probably increased that at least 5%. If they just released the good trailer first it'd basically be barely above emoji movie tier in public opinion, but now? Now it's the prodigal son returning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
99
programmerhumor
FrogOfDreams
whml4h
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34,633
programmerhumor
hickatheworld
ij6iwrq
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,297
programmerhumor
yourtypicalbish
ij6hyj5
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1+1=10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,179
programmerhumor
FlingFrogs
ij6lp5s
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|sor|>It reads like a political statement generated by a poorly written bot. The general shape is there, the language checks out, but the content is completely incomprehensible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,113
programmerhumor
MayorAg
ij6mi2d
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1+1=10<|eor|><|sor|>Based (2) EDIT: Thanks for the awards, everyone!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,307
programmerhumor
Cpt_keaSar
ij6tunv
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|sor|>It reads like a political statement generated by a poorly written bot. The general shape is there, the language checks out, but the content is completely incomprehensible.<|eor|><|sor|>>poorly written bot BOT?! I used sophisticated ML algorithms that I copypasted from Kaggle, mkay? It's not a bot, but an AI, mkay?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,044
programmerhumor
Renan_Cousland
ij6dmy1
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She's using string in place of int. Edit: I didn't know she is from the string world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
751
programmerhumor
Accomplished_Item_86
ij6ib5z
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> a = input() b = input() print(a + b) Input: 1, 2 Output: 12<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
648
programmerhumor
eric1743
ij6yolp
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|sor|>She's trying to get ratio'd for visibility. The only reason I know who she is is because she went viral a week or so ago with [tweets claiming](https://imgur.com/a/FBo68lo) "There are no pronouns in the Constitution", and "Jesus Christ never introduced himself using pronouns." Both of which are categorically false: * "**We** the people ..." (Preamble) * "When Jesus said, 'I am **he**,' they drew back and fell to the ground." John 18-6 She goes viral and people pay attention to her doomed candidacy. She's running as a MAGA republican in a district that's D+28, she's not doing it for the chance at winning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
576
programmerhumor
Tsu_Dho_Namh
ij6t1mz
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|sor|>It reads like a political statement generated by a poorly written bot. The general shape is there, the language checks out, but the content is completely incomprehensible.<|eor|><|sor|>print("Where I come from, ") + IncorrectBeliefFactory.get() + print("."); print("\\n"); RandomCallToVoteOrOverthrowGovernmentFactory.get();<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
545
programmerhumor
Luk164
ij6v8yp
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1+1=10<|eor|><|sor|>Based (2) EDIT: Thanks for the awards, everyone!<|eor|><|sor|>Every system is base 10 if you think about<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
526
programmerhumor
Legal-Software
ij6hh8v
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No wonder voting machines are too complicated for these people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
516
programmerhumor
keelanstuart
ij6jivv
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know, but I live in Florida and I'm terrified. It seems on brand though to have nostalgia for doing the dumbest thing possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
464
programmerhumor
LonePaladin
ij6r120
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|sor|>It reads like a political statement generated by a poorly written bot. The general shape is there, the language checks out, but the content is completely incomprehensible.<|eor|><|sor|>In other words, the modern GOP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
348
programmerhumor
sirclesam
ij6w2mc
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1+1=10<|eor|><|sor|>There are 10 kinds of people: * Those who understand binary * Those who don't * And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
316
programmerhumor
Drithyin
ij6wz4k
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|sor|>It reads like a political statement generated by a poorly written bot. The general shape is there, the language checks out, but the content is completely incomprehensible.<|eor|><|sor|>>poorly written bot BOT?! I used sophisticated ML algorithms that I copypasted from Kaggle, mkay? It's not a bot, but an AI, mkay?<|eor|><|sor|>Congrats on doubling your bill rate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
308
programmerhumor
EngineeringDevil
ij6jape
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Wait boris brought back the imperial system?<|eor|><|sor|>looks like he was trying to as late as june. but then he was yeeted like he should have years ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
261
programmerhumor
SkillZdotExE1
ij6vv4l
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1+1=10<|eor|><|sor|>Based (2) EDIT: Thanks for the awards, everyone!<|eor|><|sor|>Every system is base 10 if you think about<|eor|><|sor|>it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
235
programmerhumor
sipCoding_smokeMath
ij6ii2f
<|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Wait boris brought back the imperial system?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
201
programmerhumor
ajsjciencksjckvjd
kiqekx
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34,605
programmerhumor
TheSiggler
ggsl7b8
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is shit because most code is shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,918
programmerhumor
TheXtractor
ggsd005
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its harder to re-write old code than it is to code from scratch, usually you just take the re-useable parts and put that into the new code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,371
programmerhumor
Snakeyb
ggstqlz
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is shit because most code is shit.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the answer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
798
programmerhumor
MariusDelacriox
ggsfv3a
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is just shit because it was written under time constraints without proper code quality or unit tests. Also not all programmers can or care to write good code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
727
programmerhumor
gordonv
ggsrndb
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its harder to re-write old code than it is to code from scratch, usually you just take the re-useable parts and put that into the new code.<|eor|><|sor|>Anything neatly organized into functions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
473
programmerhumor
eatsomeonion
ggsxbtw
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is shit because most code is shit.<|eor|><|sor|>Working with legacy code from other programmers.... what a nighmare<|eor|><|sor|>me reading old code: this is shit me writing new code: PM wants this feature by Friday, api from other team is not ready, fuck it I'll just hack something together and refactor later (never refactors)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
467
programmerhumor
Anti-Antidote
ggssrm5
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its harder to re-write old code than it is to code from scratch, usually you just take the re-useable parts and put that into the new code.<|eor|><|sor|>Anything neatly organized into functions.<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I tend to go overboard with functions. In python my main function is basically just a bunch of function calls<|eor|><|sor|>Good! Functions let the reader see what is happening through English; even if what is happening underneath is simple, its purpose may not be easily discerned without a function. (Technically you could use a comment but that's not reusable and takes more effort to read anyway)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
373
programmerhumor
derfloscher
ggsv90a
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is shit because most code is shit.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the answer.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
344
programmerhumor
llama_the_pirate
ggsqtra
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is just shit because it was written under time constraints without proper code quality or unit tests. Also not all programmers can or care to write good code.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget that small features, edge case bug fixes, "small" changes and "small" features, that need to be added after it is live.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
302
programmerhumor
Big_Smoke_420
ggsn7g7
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol, this guy has never worked in the government sector. Let me tell you, the code quality there is not good.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
267
programmerhumor
groucho_barks
ggstlgw
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol, this guy has never worked in the government sector. Let me tell you, the code quality there is not good.<|eor|><|sor|>I work for the state. I was mentoring a new developer and she asked where our coding standards or style guides were. I laughed and laughed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
240
programmerhumor
Asmor
ggt1byp
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, they're entirely correct. Writing maintainable code is hard, and somehow all legacy code at every company was written by the person least qualified to work in that specific area. Your website? Made by database guys. Your database? That was the intern's task. Business logic? They hired a consultant that specializes in CSS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
239
programmerhumor
notable-compilation
ggsb6lr
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it's harder to read than it was to write, I tend to think you did not put enough effort into writing it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
232
programmerhumor
cachodragon
ggsw80p
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is shit because most code is shit.<|eor|><|sor|>Working with legacy code from other programmers.... what a nighmare<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
219
programmerhumor
Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen
ggsxpnw
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its harder to re-write old code than it is to code from scratch, usually you just take the re-useable parts and put that into the new code.<|eor|><|sor|>Anything neatly organized into functions.<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I tend to go overboard with functions. In python my main function is basically just a bunch of function calls<|eor|><|sor|>Good! Functions let the reader see what is happening through English; even if what is happening underneath is simple, its purpose may not be easily discerned without a function. (Technically you could use a comment but that's not reusable and takes more effort to read anyway)<|eor|><|sor|>It also logically groups code together so you don't have to wonder whether or not a variable declared at the start of a megafunction is still in use at the end.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
188
programmerhumor
PuzzleMeDo
ggsfwyd
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unfortunately, the new code they write to replace it will also be a mess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
181
programmerhumor
AmaGh05T
ggse7xb
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it's harder to read than it was to write, I tend to think you did not put enough effort into writing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Usually you didn't write it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
151
programmerhumor
wind-raven
ggsxnrd
<|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is shit because most code is shit.<|eor|><|sor|>Working with legacy code from other programmers.... what a nighmare<|eor|><|sor|>me reading old code: this is shit me writing new code: PM wants this feature by Friday, api from other team is not ready, fuck it I'll just hack something together and refactor later (never refactors)<|eor|><|sor|>on top of the always present, who the hell wrote this dirty hack 6 months ago. What the hell were they thinki................. oh wait, that was me to get around the 3 other api's that didnt exist then and we were going to fix it later. Welp, its going to be later later because I got to get this current shit out the door to meet "Metrics"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
145
programmerhumor
RoyalQuackOG
wpt8pn
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34,566
programmerhumor
DementedJay
ikildzq
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I agree, you should speak English or maybe Spanish in this country. Imagine trying to order at McDonald's in Python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
11,454
programmerhumor
readthou
ikii0n7
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Starting with a typed and compiled language helps you appreciate defining a function's input/output. I can't tell you how many times I had to parse through JS source code because their docs only mention the configuration object. It's the case of almost every repo that you get incomplete example objects, and if it's a private repo, oh boy. There is no telling what that object parameter contains, probably more than you need and less than you want, but you won't know until you read through 10 more functions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,541
programmerhumor
Neat_Ad9116
ikimq2b
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In my faculty, the computer science students learn C first, and everyone else learns python first<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,513
programmerhumor
devAgam
ikigp7v
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think a beginner should begin with Machine Code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,832
programmerhumor
HotShame9
ikikolf
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Java is always a good first programming language, so they know exactly what they are about to enter, a world of hurt and despair.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,041
programmerhumor
o4b
ikixaje
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In my faculty, the computer science students learn C first, and everyone else learns python first<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated comment. Students that want the depth of CS should be exposed quickly to the machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,040
programmerhumor
negative_pt
ikimhyf
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I agree. Babies should learn to talk their native language before learning python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,776
programmerhumor
Minimum-Elevator-491
ikiijtr
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think a beginner should begin with Machine Code<|eor|><|sor|>A beginner should start with the machine Alan Turing built. Then slowly make their way to Basic, Cobol and Fortran. Once they're about 35, they can start learning c++ and Java. The 30 year bachelor's degree ends with the student taking a comprehensive course in Webflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,558
programmerhumor
cauchy37
ikjh731
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In my faculty, the computer science students learn C first, and everyone else learns python first<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated comment. Students that want the depth of CS should be exposed quickly to the machine.<|eor|><|sor|>Welcome my son. Welcome, to the machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,249
programmerhumor
RedstoneFederal
ikikzuw
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Minecraft Commands <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,160
programmerhumor
ender42y
ikiouz4
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Starting with a typed and compiled language helps you appreciate defining a function's input/output. I can't tell you how many times I had to parse through JS source code because their docs only mention the configuration object. It's the case of almost every repo that you get incomplete example objects, and if it's a private repo, oh boy. There is no telling what that object parameter contains, probably more than you need and less than you want, but you won't know until you read through 10 more functions.<|eor|><|sor|>I was taught C++ first in school, then they slowly rolled out other languages. by the end I had at least 1 semester with Java, C#, JS, Python, Perl, and PHP. I have never gone back to C++, but I appreciate how it taught me what other languages do under the hood and appreciate what you get for free in other languages. I now know how to do it the hard way, but don't have to. and when things are easy I use the built in features of whatever language I am in, but when things get hard, I know how to do it myself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,090
programmerhumor
pongstr
ikiwevo
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I agree, you should speak English or maybe Spanish in this country. Imagine trying to order at McDonald's in Python.<|eor|><|sor|> pip install ice_cream ERROR:Could not find a version that satisfies the requirement working_ice_cream_machine<|eor|><|sor|>![img](emote|t5_2tex6|4550) yep. then proceeded to do \`npm install\`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,038
programmerhumor
Tofu_Ben
ikii69b
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is no good first language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,000
programmerhumor
Calm_Priority_1281
ikim2fj
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Disagree whole heartedly. I taught python to my 8 and 13 year old. After basic concepts I gave them an application to dev. They wanted game dev so I showed them Godot and they were able to experiment and develop their own thing. Now the older one is happily learning c# with no serious issues. I have taught people at work(obv not the programming staff) how to use python for some mundane tasks. If you teach python to a beginner, don't go into the weird esoteric stuff that python can do. Teach the fundamentals and then move onto a practical project and let people struggle through the issues. Syntax is uncommon? Syntax is irrelevant as it is probably the easiest thing to learn for a person that knows what they want to build. Additionally the syntax is about the least verbose of any other language. It's dynamically typed? It is strict enough that you still need to understand what you are doing under the hood. Error messages? While you don't get errors at compile time (for obv reasons), but the messages you DO get are typically helpful. The worst thing about python is hilariously its strength. Data structures are almost too easy. I wish that it had just a regular ole array. JavaScript allows you to fail in a hidden way, by doing things for you. C/C++ requires you to slog through learning stuff without applying it immediately. Rust is... Rust is esoteric from the word go. Lua does weird things, by not separating concepts. Java/kotlin is far too oop for the target audience. CAN you learn any of these languages as a beginner? Of course. And you can be successful, but people are different and I have found python to work on most people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
915
programmerhumor
turunambartanen
ikjph48
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In my faculty, the computer science students learn C first, and everyone else learns python first<|eor|><|sor|>This. You want to study computer science? No need to hide complexity you'll have to learn later anyway. Start with C. You want to get things done? Be it small helper programs or data science, where programming is just a tool to achieve a bigger end goal. Use Python and have to language get out of your way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
664
programmerhumor
free-puppies
ikihf9q
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah nothing encourages learning like having to explain malloc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
607
programmerhumor
victorsaurus
ikijntf
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, you are making a point, you should at least start by arguing why you think it isn't a good first language, so others can engage with your arguments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
575
programmerhumor
IntroDucktory_Clause
ikis3y3
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For someone who *wants* to learn how to code: Agreed. For someone who *has* to learn how to code Python is fantastic. It allows people to get excited about instructing a computer, and if they like it they can dive into more technical languages. Want to get shit working quick without feeling miserable and quitting halfway? Python. Want to learn how to program? Any other language probably gives a better understanding.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
573
programmerhumor
TheBrain85
ikixcqz
<|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I agree. Babies should learn to talk their native language before learning python.<|eor|><|sor|>Except baby pythons, they should learn to speak python first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
563
programmerhumor
Puggetty
du948n
<|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
34,554
programmerhumor
stanislav_harris
f72sric
<|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>No no no, I have warnings OCD. I want all of them gone. No deprecated calls. So glad I work with microservices now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
858
programmerhumor
AAssttrroo
f72u8ct
<|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not if warnings are treated as errors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
816