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programmerhumor | Purplociraptor | iaghtw5 | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>When I started out programming in C, I always put a // DONT FORGET TO FREE THIS comment on the same line as the call to malloc().<|eor|><|sor|>You can also `#define malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS malloc` somewhere in the headers and then use `malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS` instead of `malloc` throughout the code.<|eor|><|sor|>You can also add the free directly after the malloc, then fill in the rest of the code between them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | Szelwin | iag25ba | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As an embedded developer, I just want to say that usually (not always, obviously) using malloc() is not a better choice than statically allocating the memory your program needs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | sarthakkalpasi | iafzaek | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>WTF is happening. i studied malloc() and free() yesterday and just after i finished,i opened reddit and I've seen like 5+ posts about malloc and free. ive never seen a meme about malloc before. are you guys spying on me? ;-;<|eor|><|sor|>where did you learn<|eor|><|sor|>Mastering DSA in C and C++ by Abdul Bari on Udemy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | cbftw | iah45n6 | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>When I started out programming in C, I always put a // DONT FORGET TO FREE THIS comment on the same line as the call to malloc().<|eor|><|sor|>You can also `#define malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS malloc` somewhere in the headers and then use `malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS` instead of `malloc` throughout the code.<|eor|><|sor|>These 4 lines will probably increase the amount of time you spend in code review by a factor of 50.<|eor|><|sor|>Code reviews? Where we're going we don't need code reviews<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | Luceo_Etzio | iag3upd | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>WTF is happening. i studied malloc() and free() yesterday and just after i finished,i opened reddit and I've seen like 5+ posts about malloc and free. ive never seen a meme about malloc before. are you guys spying on me? ;-;<|eor|><|sor|>it's the [BaaderMeinhof phenomenon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | SuspiciousTrash0 | relfty | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,673 |
programmerhumor | nikanj0 | ho8efsa | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Use obscure technical terms to convince QA's and management that it's a non-risk. (Tip: try ending with "your time would be better spent worrying about a solar-flare frying all our systems.")
2. Get management to sign-off and accept the risk.
3. Change jobs before it takes down prod.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,357 |
programmerhumor | SuspiciousTrash0 | ho8emm6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Use obscure technical terms to convince QA's and management that it's a non-risk. (Tip: try ending with "your time would be better spent worrying about a solar-flare frying all our systems.")
2. Get management to sign-off and accept the risk.
3. Change jobs before it takes down prod.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Learn corporate communication 101"<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,100 |
programmerhumor | GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B | ho8ct4t | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have been doing this for years. Known bug, unlikely to occur, high cost to fix? Pretend it does nog exist and proceed. It's always a team decision though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 966 |
programmerhumor | dashid | ho8c0fc | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep, I do this. Not enough information to troubleshoot, not frequent enough to be a significant issue.
Chalk it up to a funny five minutes and move on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 669 |
programmerhumor | Narrow-Big7087 | ho8dcil | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have been doing this for years. Known bug, unlikely to occur, high cost to fix? Pretend it does nog exist and proceed. It's always a team decision though.<|eor|><|sor|>Go team Ostrich! Lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | 1138311 | ho8uywt | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Use obscure technical terms to convince QA's and management that it's a non-risk. (Tip: try ending with "your time would be better spent worrying about a solar-flare frying all our systems.")
2. Get management to sign-off and accept the risk.
3. Change jobs before it takes down prod.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Learn corporate communication 101"<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's likely that your VP or CxO has made a career with this exact pattern<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | eric-it-65 | ho8ktut | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>it is how microsoft built its OS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | WeleaseBwianThrow | ho9uudy | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Use obscure technical terms to convince QA's and management that it's a non-risk. (Tip: try ending with "your time would be better spent worrying about a solar-flare frying all our systems.")
2. Get management to sign-off and accept the risk.
3. Change jobs before it takes down prod.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And you will get a well payed consultant job for 6 months to fix this problem, because nobody else knows how to do this (because uncommented code and no error messages) :)<|eor|><|sor|>I love this sub, its 50% programming horror and discussing best practises and 50% "lol make it obscure and dont comment it and charge for consultancy"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | t-to4st | ho8ptk7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Like that missile control software that had a memory leak, but instead of fixing it they put more RAM in so it wouldn't run full until the target is hit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | Nosferatatron | ho8ssd5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have been doing this for years. Known bug, unlikely to occur, high cost to fix? Pretend it does nog exist and proceed. It's always a team decision though.<|eor|><|sor|>Just claim it works on your computer and that nobody would ever do the sequence of steps required to trigger the issue. Or if you are working on a hotly anticipated videogame, just fix all the bugs via a patch!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | Scharmane | ho9b2zx | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Use obscure technical terms to convince QA's and management that it's a non-risk. (Tip: try ending with "your time would be better spent worrying about a solar-flare frying all our systems.")
2. Get management to sign-off and accept the risk.
3. Change jobs before it takes down prod.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And you will get a well payed consultant job for 6 months to fix this problem, because nobody else knows how to do this (because uncommented code and no error messages) :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | clownyfish | ho8i8ed | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep, I do this. Not enough information to troubleshoot, not frequent enough to be a significant issue.
Chalk it up to a funny five minutes and move on.<|eor|><|sor|>I usually go with ghosts. Or leprechauns<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | oh_look_a_fist | ho8xuyx | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Use obscure technical terms to convince QA's and management that it's a non-risk. (Tip: try ending with "your time would be better spent worrying about a solar-flare frying all our systems.")
2. Get management to sign-off and accept the risk.
3. Change jobs before it takes down prod.<|eor|><|sor|>QA here: this happens. Don't care, as long as the ticket has the dev notes and PMs approval, my happy ass will push that shit to prod without a second thought.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | langlo94 | ho8xtpn | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have been doing this for years. Known bug, unlikely to occur, high cost to fix? Pretend it does nog exist and proceed. It's always a team decision though.<|eor|><|sor|>Just claim it works on your computer and that nobody would ever do the sequence of steps required to trigger the issue. Or if you are working on a hotly anticipated videogame, just fix all the bugs via a patch!<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, clicking this button will crash the program, but nobody will click a button that crashes the program so it's a non-issue.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | SuspiciousTrash0 | ho8ds34 | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We have been doing this for years. Known bug, unlikely to occur, high cost to fix? Pretend it does nog exist and proceed. It's always a team decision though.<|eor|><|soopr|>i generally ask a fresher in a team to analyze the potential solution and estimation.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | downwind_giftshop | ho94o2s | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Use obscure technical terms to convince QA's and management that it's a non-risk. (Tip: try ending with "your time would be better spent worrying about a solar-flare frying all our systems.")
2. Get management to sign-off and accept the risk.
3. Change jobs before it takes down prod.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Learn corporate communication 101"<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's likely that your VP or CxO has made a career with this exact pattern<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, the good ol' "failing upward"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | OutrageousFlatworm38 | ho8gdey | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here's the URL to the Wikipedia article
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich\_algorithm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | ososalsosal | ho8nh8a | <|sols|><|sot|>Project Manager's scream in disguise.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qeithxbnx2581.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My old boss was obsessed with calling problems "1%ers".
I used to do a lot of video processing, so for PAL countries the 1%ers happen every 4 seconds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | morgs_boy | dyp5l3 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,640 |
programmerhumor | diale13 | f82oo3d | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code i wrote a week ago*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,697 |
programmerhumor | RatNegan | f82l1o9 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly looking at that new Sonic feels like my eyes are drinking water compared to the old one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 700 |
programmerhumor | JoelMahon | f82vsmq | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code i wrote a week ago*<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote yesterday...<|eor|><|sor|>Code i wrote today<|eor|><|sor|>code I wrote before lunch vs after<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 547 |
programmerhumor | __Adrielus__ | f82qilk | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code i wrote a week ago*<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote yesterday...<|eor|><|sor|>Code i wrote today<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 512 |
programmerhumor | simpsonboy77 | f82ywp1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code i wrote a week ago*<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote yesterday...<|eor|><|sor|>Code i wrote today<|eor|><|sor|>code I wrote before lunch vs after<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote 20 seconds ago vs re-reading it now.<|eor|><|sor|>Code I am writing vs what I think I'm writing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | ProPuke | f82ngn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly looking at that new Sonic feels like my eyes are drinking water compared to the old one<|eor|><|sor|>>feels like my eyes are drinking water
ahh.. wat?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | Voriki2 | f82yc6m | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code i wrote a week ago*<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote yesterday...<|eor|><|sor|>Code i wrote today<|eor|><|sor|>code I wrote before lunch vs after<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote 20 seconds ago vs re-reading it now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 328 |
programmerhumor | krazyhawk | f82r4fu | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just updated a SQL query where I had a concat inside a concat...apparently I didnt know you could combine more than 2 strings at a time lolz<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | __Adrielus__ | f82qgq4 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly looking at that new Sonic feels like my eyes are drinking water compared to the old one<|eor|><|sor|>>feels like my eyes are drinking water
ahh.. wat?<|eor|><|sor|>That means he is crying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmerhumor | SudoZuko | f8333kc | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code i wrote today<|eor|><|sor|>code I wrote before lunch vs after<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote 20 seconds ago vs re-reading it now.<|eor|><|sor|>Code I am writing vs what I think I'm writing.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Code I am thinking about writing now vs what I think I'll be writing in the future<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Code that wrote me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | son_lux_ | f82tyq1 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The more I see the old Sonic, the more I'm convinced it was all a marketing ploy.<|eor|><|sor|>A 5 million marketing ploy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | thebryguy23 | f831ja7 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code i wrote a week ago*<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote yesterday...<|eor|><|sor|>Code i wrote today<|eor|><|sor|>code I wrote before lunch vs after<|eor|><|sor|>Code I wrote 20 seconds ago vs re-reading it now.<|eor|><|sor|>Code I am writing vs what I think I'm writing.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Code I am thinking about writing now vs what I think I'll be writing in the future<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | bigmac_nopickles | f82z055 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>FUCK YEAH ALPHA MALE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | JoelMahon | f82w0r2 | <|sols|><|sot|>What was I thinking?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jjmrerwr0pz31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The more I see the old Sonic, the more I'm convinced it was all a marketing ploy.<|eor|><|sor|>A 5 million marketing ploy<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, one trailer, so what? If they increase bums on seats by even 1% it'll be worth it, and pretty sure it has probably increased that at least 5%.
If they just released the good trailer first it'd basically be barely above emoji movie tier in public opinion, but now? Now it's the prodigal son returning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | FrogOfDreams | whml4h | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,633 |
programmerhumor | hickatheworld | ij6iwrq | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,297 |
programmerhumor | yourtypicalbish | ij6hyj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1+1=10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,179 |
programmerhumor | FlingFrogs | ij6lp5s | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|sor|>It reads like a political statement generated by a poorly written bot. The general shape is there, the language checks out, but the content is completely incomprehensible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,113 |
programmerhumor | MayorAg | ij6mi2d | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1+1=10<|eor|><|sor|>Based (2)
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, everyone!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,307 |
programmerhumor | Cpt_keaSar | ij6tunv | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|sor|>It reads like a political statement generated by a poorly written bot. The general shape is there, the language checks out, but the content is completely incomprehensible.<|eor|><|sor|>>poorly written bot
BOT?! I used sophisticated ML algorithms that I copypasted from Kaggle, mkay? It's not a bot, but an AI, mkay?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,044 |
programmerhumor | Renan_Cousland | ij6dmy1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>She's using string in place of int.
Edit: I didn't know she is from the string world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 751 |
programmerhumor | Accomplished_Item_86 | ij6ib5z | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> a = input()
b = input()
print(a + b)
Input: 1, 2
Output: 12<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 648 |
programmerhumor | eric1743 | ij6yolp | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|sor|>She's trying to get ratio'd for visibility. The only reason I know who she is is because she went viral a week or so ago with [tweets claiming](https://imgur.com/a/FBo68lo) "There are no pronouns in the Constitution", and "Jesus Christ never introduced himself using pronouns." Both of which are categorically false:
* "**We** the people ..." (Preamble)
* "When Jesus said, 'I am **he**,' they drew back and fell to the ground." John 18-6
She goes viral and people pay attention to her doomed candidacy. She's running as a MAGA republican in a district that's D+28, she's not doing it for the chance at winning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 576 |
programmerhumor | Tsu_Dho_Namh | ij6t1mz | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|sor|>It reads like a political statement generated by a poorly written bot. The general shape is there, the language checks out, but the content is completely incomprehensible.<|eor|><|sor|>print("Where I come from, ") + IncorrectBeliefFactory.get() + print(".");
print("\\n");
RandomCallToVoteOrOverthrowGovernmentFactory.get();<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
programmerhumor | Luk164 | ij6v8yp | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1+1=10<|eor|><|sor|>Based (2)
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, everyone!<|eor|><|sor|>Every system is base 10 if you think about<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 526 |
programmerhumor | Legal-Software | ij6hh8v | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No wonder voting machines are too complicated for these people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 516 |
programmerhumor | keelanstuart | ij6jivv | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know, but I live in Florida and I'm terrified. It seems on brand though to have nostalgia for doing the dumbest thing possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 464 |
programmerhumor | LonePaladin | ij6r120 | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|sor|>It reads like a political statement generated by a poorly written bot. The general shape is there, the language checks out, but the content is completely incomprehensible.<|eor|><|sor|>In other words, the modern GOP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
programmerhumor | sirclesam | ij6w2mc | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1+1=10<|eor|><|sor|>There are 10 kinds of people:
* Those who understand binary
* Those who don't
* And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | Drithyin | ij6wz4k | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, what the fuck is she saying?<|eor|><|sor|>It reads like a political statement generated by a poorly written bot. The general shape is there, the language checks out, but the content is completely incomprehensible.<|eor|><|sor|>>poorly written bot
BOT?! I used sophisticated ML algorithms that I copypasted from Kaggle, mkay? It's not a bot, but an AI, mkay?<|eor|><|sor|>Congrats on doubling your bill rate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | EngineeringDevil | ij6jape | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Wait boris brought back the imperial system?<|eor|><|sor|>looks like he was trying to as late as june. but then he was yeeted like he should have years ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | SkillZdotExE1 | ij6vv4l | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1+1=10<|eor|><|sor|>Based (2)
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, everyone!<|eor|><|sor|>Every system is base 10 if you think about<|eor|><|sor|>it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | sipCoding_smokeMath | ij6ii2f | <|sols|><|sot|>I think she might have Javascript-induced PTSD<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v4km17k413g91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Wait boris brought back the imperial system?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | ajsjciencksjckvjd | kiqekx | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,605 |
programmerhumor | TheSiggler | ggsl7b8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is shit because most code is shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,918 |
programmerhumor | TheXtractor | ggsd005 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its harder to re-write old code than it is to code from scratch, usually you just take the re-useable parts and put that into the new code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,371 |
programmerhumor | Snakeyb | ggstqlz | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is shit because most code is shit.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the answer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 798 |
programmerhumor | MariusDelacriox | ggsfv3a | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is just shit because it was written under time constraints without proper code quality or unit tests.
Also not all programmers can or care to write good code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 727 |
programmerhumor | gordonv | ggsrndb | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its harder to re-write old code than it is to code from scratch, usually you just take the re-useable parts and put that into the new code.<|eor|><|sor|>Anything neatly organized into functions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 473 |
programmerhumor | eatsomeonion | ggsxbtw | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is shit because most code is shit.<|eor|><|sor|>Working with legacy code from other programmers.... what a nighmare<|eor|><|sor|>me reading old code: this is shit
me writing new code: PM wants this feature by Friday, api from other team is not ready, fuck it I'll just hack something together and refactor later (never refactors)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 467 |
programmerhumor | Anti-Antidote | ggssrm5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its harder to re-write old code than it is to code from scratch, usually you just take the re-useable parts and put that into the new code.<|eor|><|sor|>Anything neatly organized into functions.<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I tend to go overboard with functions. In python my main function is basically just a bunch of function calls<|eor|><|sor|>Good! Functions let the reader see what is happening through English; even if what is happening underneath is simple, its purpose may not be easily discerned without a function. (Technically you could use a comment but that's not reusable and takes more effort to read anyway)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 373 |
programmerhumor | derfloscher | ggsv90a | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is shit because most code is shit.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the answer.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmerhumor | llama_the_pirate | ggsqtra | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is just shit because it was written under time constraints without proper code quality or unit tests.
Also not all programmers can or care to write good code.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget that small features, edge case bug fixes, "small" changes and "small" features, that need to be added after it is live.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
programmerhumor | Big_Smoke_420 | ggsn7g7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol, this guy has never worked in the government sector. Let me tell you, the code quality there is not good.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | groucho_barks | ggstlgw | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol, this guy has never worked in the government sector. Let me tell you, the code quality there is not good.<|eor|><|sor|>I work for the state. I was mentoring a new developer and she asked where our coding standards or style guides were. I laughed and laughed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | Asmor | ggt1byp | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, they're entirely correct. Writing maintainable code is hard, and somehow all legacy code at every company was written by the person least qualified to work in that specific area. Your website? Made by database guys. Your database? That was the intern's task. Business logic? They hired a consultant that specializes in CSS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
programmerhumor | notable-compilation | ggsb6lr | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it's harder to read than it was to write, I tend to think you did not put enough effort into writing it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | cachodragon | ggsw80p | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is shit because most code is shit.<|eor|><|sor|>Working with legacy code from other programmers.... what a nighmare<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen | ggsxpnw | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its harder to re-write old code than it is to code from scratch, usually you just take the re-useable parts and put that into the new code.<|eor|><|sor|>Anything neatly organized into functions.<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I tend to go overboard with functions. In python my main function is basically just a bunch of function calls<|eor|><|sor|>Good! Functions let the reader see what is happening through English; even if what is happening underneath is simple, its purpose may not be easily discerned without a function. (Technically you could use a comment but that's not reusable and takes more effort to read anyway)<|eor|><|sor|>It also logically groups code together so you don't have to wonder whether or not a variable declared at the start of a megafunction is still in use at the end.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | PuzzleMeDo | ggsfwyd | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unfortunately, the new code they write to replace it will also be a mess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | AmaGh05T | ggse7xb | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it's harder to read than it was to write, I tend to think you did not put enough effort into writing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Usually you didn't write it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | wind-raven | ggsxnrd | <|sols|><|sot|>I know a programmer when I see one.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ywvxj41uw661.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most old code is shit because most code is shit.<|eor|><|sor|>Working with legacy code from other programmers.... what a nighmare<|eor|><|sor|>me reading old code: this is shit
me writing new code: PM wants this feature by Friday, api from other team is not ready, fuck it I'll just hack something together and refactor later (never refactors)<|eor|><|sor|>on top of the always present, who the hell wrote this dirty hack 6 months ago. What the hell were they thinki................. oh wait, that was me to get around the 3 other api's that didnt exist then and we were going to fix it later. Welp, its going to be later later because I got to get this current shit out the door to meet "Metrics"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | RoyalQuackOG | wpt8pn | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,566 |
programmerhumor | DementedJay | ikildzq | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I agree, you should speak English or maybe Spanish in this country.
Imagine trying to order at McDonald's in Python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,454 |
programmerhumor | readthou | ikii0n7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Starting with a typed and compiled language helps you appreciate defining a function's input/output. I can't tell you how many times I had to parse through JS source code because their docs only mention the configuration object. It's the case of almost every repo that you get incomplete example objects, and if it's a private repo, oh boy. There is no telling what that object parameter contains, probably more than you need and less than you want, but you won't know until you read through 10 more functions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,541 |
programmerhumor | Neat_Ad9116 | ikimq2b | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In my faculty, the computer science students learn C first, and everyone else learns python first<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,513 |
programmerhumor | devAgam | ikigp7v | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think a beginner should begin with Machine Code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,832 |
programmerhumor | HotShame9 | ikikolf | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Java is always a good first programming language, so they know exactly what they are about to enter, a world of hurt and despair.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,041 |
programmerhumor | o4b | ikixaje | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In my faculty, the computer science students learn C first, and everyone else learns python first<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated comment. Students that want the depth of CS should be exposed quickly to the machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,040 |
programmerhumor | negative_pt | ikimhyf | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I agree. Babies should learn to talk their native language before learning python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,776 |
programmerhumor | Minimum-Elevator-491 | ikiijtr | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think a beginner should begin with Machine Code<|eor|><|sor|>A beginner should start with the machine Alan Turing built. Then slowly make their way to Basic, Cobol and Fortran. Once they're about 35, they can start learning c++ and Java. The 30 year bachelor's degree ends with the student taking a comprehensive course in Webflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,558 |
programmerhumor | cauchy37 | ikjh731 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In my faculty, the computer science students learn C first, and everyone else learns python first<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated comment. Students that want the depth of CS should be exposed quickly to the machine.<|eor|><|sor|>Welcome my son. Welcome, to the machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,249 |
programmerhumor | RedstoneFederal | ikikzuw | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Minecraft Commands <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,160 |
programmerhumor | ender42y | ikiouz4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Starting with a typed and compiled language helps you appreciate defining a function's input/output. I can't tell you how many times I had to parse through JS source code because their docs only mention the configuration object. It's the case of almost every repo that you get incomplete example objects, and if it's a private repo, oh boy. There is no telling what that object parameter contains, probably more than you need and less than you want, but you won't know until you read through 10 more functions.<|eor|><|sor|>I was taught C++ first in school, then they slowly rolled out other languages. by the end I had at least 1 semester with Java, C#, JS, Python, Perl, and PHP. I have never gone back to C++, but I appreciate how it taught me what other languages do under the hood and appreciate what you get for free in other languages.
I now know how to do it the hard way, but don't have to. and when things are easy I use the built in features of whatever language I am in, but when things get hard, I know how to do it myself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,090 |
programmerhumor | pongstr | ikiwevo | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I agree, you should speak English or maybe Spanish in this country.
Imagine trying to order at McDonald's in Python.<|eor|><|sor|> pip install ice_cream
ERROR:Could not find a version that satisfies the requirement working_ice_cream_machine<|eor|><|sor|> yep. then proceeded to do \`npm install\`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,038 |
programmerhumor | Tofu_Ben | ikii69b | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is no good first language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,000 |
programmerhumor | Calm_Priority_1281 | ikim2fj | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Disagree whole heartedly. I taught python to my 8 and 13 year old. After basic concepts I gave them an application to dev. They wanted game dev so I showed them Godot and they were able to experiment and develop their own thing. Now the older one is happily learning c# with no serious issues. I have taught people at work(obv not the programming staff) how to use python for some mundane tasks. If you teach python to a beginner, don't go into the weird esoteric stuff that python can do. Teach the fundamentals and then move onto a practical project and let people struggle through the issues.
Syntax is uncommon? Syntax is irrelevant as it is probably the easiest thing to learn for a person that knows what they want to build. Additionally the syntax is about the least verbose of any other language. It's dynamically typed? It is strict enough that you still need to understand what you are doing under the hood. Error messages? While you don't get errors at compile time (for obv reasons), but the messages you DO get are typically helpful. The worst thing about python is hilariously its strength. Data structures are almost too easy. I wish that it had just a regular ole array.
JavaScript allows you to fail in a hidden way, by doing things for you. C/C++ requires you to slog through learning stuff without applying it immediately. Rust is... Rust is esoteric from the word go. Lua does weird things, by not separating concepts. Java/kotlin is far too oop for the target audience. CAN you learn any of these languages as a beginner? Of course. And you can be successful, but people are different and I have found python to work on most people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 915 |
programmerhumor | turunambartanen | ikjph48 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In my faculty, the computer science students learn C first, and everyone else learns python first<|eor|><|sor|>This.
You want to study computer science? No need to hide complexity you'll have to learn later anyway. Start with C.
You want to get things done? Be it small helper programs or data science, where programming is just a tool to achieve a bigger end goal. Use Python and have to language get out of your way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 664 |
programmerhumor | free-puppies | ikihf9q | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah nothing encourages learning like having to explain malloc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 607 |
programmerhumor | victorsaurus | ikijntf | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, you are making a point, you should at least start by arguing why you think it isn't a good first language, so others can engage with your arguments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | IntroDucktory_Clause | ikis3y3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For someone who *wants* to learn how to code: Agreed. For someone who *has* to learn how to code Python is fantastic. It allows people to get excited about instructing a computer, and if they like it they can dive into more technical languages.
Want to get shit working quick without feeling miserable and quitting halfway? Python.
Want to learn how to program? Any other language probably gives a better understanding.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 573 |
programmerhumor | TheBrain85 | ikixcqz | <|sols|><|sot|>Im listening...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tmguxujol2i91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I agree. Babies should learn to talk their native language before learning python.<|eor|><|sor|>Except baby pythons, they should learn to speak python first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 563 |
programmerhumor | Puggetty | du948n | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,554 |
programmerhumor | stanislav_harris | f72sric | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>No no no, I have warnings OCD. I want all of them gone. No deprecated calls. So glad I work with microservices now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 858 |
programmerhumor | AAssttrroo | f72u8ct | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not if warnings are treated as errors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 816 |
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