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programmerhumor | TheTarragonFarmer | jg3mpn5 | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>A long time ago, far, far away, students had decently paying part-time jobs in the field and graduated with years of relevant real-life industry experience and a "default" full-time job offer from that company.
And another one from the company that sponsored their thesis.
I guess today's students are somehow supposed to work on open source projects for free while flipping burgers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 544 |
programmerhumor | PlzSendDunes | jg3k154 | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its wild how some companies must expect developers will mature and become seniors without getting experience without hiring new grads. The worst one tho imo are the companies that just have massive teams of juniors with little to senior engineers since it gives you more developer hours<|eor|><|sor|>Too many of anything is awful.
Too many seniors - too much discussions regarding philosophies, policies and standards.
Too many mids - work gets done, but most of them do more or less their own way, making things hard to standardise.
Too many juniors - everything gets broken and nobody knows why and how it could be fixed and codebase is a mess.
A good combo of everything is the way to go. Heard plenty of examples how companies resolve seniors getting too argumentative between eachother by hiring juniors/freshers and assigning seniors to mentor juniors. That way if they are tired from juniors, they aren't as willing to argue between each other.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 522 |
programmerhumor | AnDanDan | jg3xc18 | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing boiled my balls like after sitting down for an informal meetup with a guy whos team had a position, we went over everything I've done, languages I knew, projects Id worked on. Been working in a related field for a few years, so I was applying for this entry level position.
"Sorry it sounds like you dont have enough experience."
Enjoy finding candidates for your entry level position fucker, we cant all work a full time job the same time as starting school.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 495 |
programmerhumor | DrunkenlySober | jg3pkco | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate how one year ago everyone was looking for 2+ year experience, and right now its all about that 3+ year experience.
Its like trying to buy a house.<|eor|><|sor|>They always need n+1 years of experience, where n is the years of experience you already have.
They're doing it to spite you.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why you always lie and say you have n + 2 years of experience
Play by their rules and suddenly the game becomes a lot more fun<|eor|><|sor|>You sound like you're joking but that's actually how it works.
They intentionally set a requirement that's higher than what they're looking for. The reason is that, if they simply ask for fresh-out-of-school developers, they'll possibly get so many people applying that the selection will end up being very work intensive for them.
Instead, they set a standard that's arbitrarily high, so that only people with a decent portion of self-confidence apply. In the end, that requirement of X years of experience won't matter at all if they like the candidate enough.<|eor|><|sor|>No, I am not joking<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 485 |
programmerhumor | 2020pythonchallenge | jg3q0rq | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Once you're done training them, you better give them a nice raise. If you don't, then they'll use the skills and experience to get a better paying job elsewhere.<|eor|><|sor|>This is where companies fail. They can't fathom the idea of giving someone a 20% raise but then are surprised when the person leaves for a 25% pay increase.<|eor|><|sor|>My first analyst job wouldn't give me a 20% increase so I left for an 80% increase at another company. Then they hired another guy for the same pay that they had me starting at. Wonder how that will go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 442 |
programmerhumor | PBentoIT | jg3gf5h | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sending so many cv's my professional email is gonna start showing up in spam filters...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | theRedMage39 | jg3k4bz | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I share your pain. I have 2 years of experience but was laid off in November. Since then I have filed over 170 applications and have only gotten 3 responses and 4 interviews.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | gigglefarting | jg47izs | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Once you're done training them, you better give them a nice raise. If you don't, then they'll use the skills and experience to get a better paying job elsewhere.<|eor|><|sor|>This is where companies fail. They can't fathom the idea of giving someone a 20% raise but then are surprised when the person leaves for a 25% pay increase.<|eor|><|sor|>My first analyst job wouldn't give me a 20% increase so I left for an 80% increase at another company. Then they hired another guy for the same pay that they had me starting at. Wonder how that will go.<|eor|><|sor|>My first programming job I probably got 20-25% in raises while I was there. Then I got a job offer for 100k, and he said he could probably get me up to 80k within the next year or two (I was making around 65 at the time). I probably would have even stayed if he said 90 because change is scary, but I had to go for the new gig.
Then he had the audacity to tell me that 100k isnt what it used to be. Well, if 100k isnt what it used to be, then what the fuck is 80k?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | Bakoro | jg4fuxf | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate how one year ago everyone was looking for 2+ year experience, and right now its all about that 3+ year experience.
Its like trying to buy a house.<|eor|><|sor|>They always need n+1 years of experience, where n is the years of experience you already have.
They're doing it to spite you.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why you always lie and say you have n + 2 years of experience
Play by their rules and suddenly the game becomes a lot more fun<|eor|><|sor|>You sound like you're joking but that's actually how it works.
They intentionally set a requirement that's higher than what they're looking for. The reason is that, if they simply ask for fresh-out-of-school developers, they'll possibly get so many people applying that the selection will end up being very work intensive for them.
Instead, they set a standard that's arbitrarily high, so that only people with a decent portion of self-confidence apply. In the end, that requirement of X years of experience won't matter at all if they like the candidate enough.<|eor|><|sor|>is that actually the case? i look at internships and entry level jobs and they want above and beyond for skills<|eor|><|sor|>The common wisdom is to apply for every job if you meet even half the requirements.
The other common advice is to just shotgun apply to everything, because why fuckin' not? Tailor your resume to the jobs you actually want, but apply to everything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | AnujG23 | e1t2f2 | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,792 |
programmerhumor | minkbag | f8rtl9x | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Come to think about it, in Python the hashtags are for people and in social media they are for the computer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,309 |
programmerhumor | Mister_Spacely | f8rqf3o | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What year is it<|eor|><|sor|>Lol fellow non time traveler, its obviously datetime.now().year lol how silly of you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 803 |
programmerhumor | all_humans_are_dumb | f8roa8y | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What year is it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 685 |
programmerhumor | Timeworm | f8rw4qn | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Come to think about it, in Python the hashtags are for people and in social media they are for the computer.<|eor|><|sor|>You know what must be done with this thought<|eor|><|sor|>Repost it in /r/showerthoughts every week for the next decade?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 568 |
programmerhumor | Sneetzle | f8rr1mx | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\#these \#are \#hashtags
# this is a hash followed by a space and some text, a comment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 443 |
programmerhumor | fugurgledurr | f8ruvge | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Come to think about it, in Python the hashtags are for people and in social media they are for the computer.<|eor|><|sor|>You know what must be done with this thought<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | dragon-storyteller | f8ry465 | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\#these \#are \#hashtags
# this is a hash followed by a space and some text, a comment<|eor|><|sor|>New to programming, is the space after the hash best practice?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes it is. Personally I find it better readable and neater too<|eor|><|sor|>>> is X best practice?
>
> #
>
>> Yes it is. Personally I find it better
Ah, programmers in a nutshell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | xigoi | f8rqwsc | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What year is it<|eor|><|sor|>Lol fellow non time traveler, its obviously datetime.now().year lol how silly of you.<|eor|><|sor|>Alright, let me check my old COBOL program whew, I'm lucky that The World War has just ended a year ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | Sneetzle | f8rs8zp | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\#these \#are \#hashtags
# this is a hash followed by a space and some text, a comment<|eor|><|sor|>New to programming, is the space after the hash best practice?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes it is. Personally I find it better readable and neater too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | TheJohlin | f8rswuu | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But... Comments should be worth reading!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | fdbge_afdbg | f8rykz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Come to think about it, in Python the hashtags are for people and in social media they are for the computer.<|eor|><|sor|>You know what must be done with this thought<|eor|><|sor|>Repost it in /r/showerthoughts every week for the next decade?<|eor|><|sor|>Dibs for next decade minus one day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | GooseG17 | f8rv9y9 | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one that thinks hashtags are a good way to explore topics without having to follow the right people?<|eor|><|sor|>That's their purpose, so no, you're not.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | LongboardPro | f8rvl1x | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\#these \#are \#hashtags
# this is a hash followed by a space and some text, a comment<|eor|><|sor|>New to programming, is the space after the hash best practice?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes it is. Personally I find it better readable and neater too<|eor|><|sor|>Also, two spaces *before* the pound sign if there's any code in front of it.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | Mrkickling | f8rujbq | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But... Comments should be worth reading!<|eor|><|sor|>Not by the Computer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | Mister_Spacely | f8rspqs | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What year is it<|eor|><|sor|>Lol fellow non time traveler, its obviously datetime.now().year lol how silly of you.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Not if you
from datetime import datetime
Also, that gives the full datetime object. Not just the year, as op asked for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | EndTimesRadio | f8rtsen | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love how "#MeToo" got misinterpreted by my boomer dad as "Pound Me Too"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | nuephelkystikon | f8rump2 | <|sols|><|sot|>#Hastag_explained<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n52di9z1qy041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\#these \#are \#hashtags
# this is a hash followed by a space and some text, a comment<|eor|><|sor|>New to programming, is the space after the hash best practice?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes it is. Personally I find it better readable and neater too<|eor|><|sor|>Also, two spaces *before* the pound sign if there's any code in front of it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmerhumor | pocrkvivozimkarting | veq92f | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,751 |
programmerhumor | Machiavvelli3060 | icrr0nn | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>Couldn't you just turn the whiteboard upside down?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,479 |
programmerhumor | GreatArtificeAion | icru2jc | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>Couldn't you just turn the whiteboard upside down?<|eor|><|sor|>Unfortunately that doesn't work, gravity would pull the nodes down and you'd still end up with the original tree<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,783 |
programmerhumor | theVoxFortis | icrulzc | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>He made a good follow up to this tweet if anyones interested: https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-logic-behind-Google-rejecting-Max-Howell-the-author-of-Homebrew-for-not-being-able-to-invert-a-binary-tree<|eor|><|sor|>"But ultimately, should Google have hired me? Yes, absolutely yes. I am often a dick, I am often difficult, I often dont know computer science"
Three very good reasons not to hire someone. He also says he did well in the software engineering interviews, so he was rejected for other reasons. Probably for being a difficult dick. Good for Google for trying to avoid a toxic workplace.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,354 |
programmerhumor | Red_Carrot | icsbcz0 | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>I did an interview recently and I was ask a how to do something in SQL. I use SQL, I have created full databases. Created triggers and procedures but as a full stack developer, I do not use it on a daily basis. Probably weekly to biweekly and those are usually just custom reports a client wants.
So I get a question on creating a procedure with a variable and inserting it into a table. Lol. I replied, I can look it up and get it together for you. I think some people probably know it off hand but I look up SQL all the time and piece it together to make sure I get what I want.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,180 |
programmerhumor | post-death_wave_core | icro3a3 | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>He made a good follow up to this tweet if anyones interested: https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-logic-behind-Google-rejecting-Max-Howell-the-author-of-Homebrew-for-not-being-able-to-invert-a-binary-tree<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,593 |
programmerhumor | rasterbated | icrxqbd | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>He made a good follow up to this tweet if anyones interested: https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-logic-behind-Google-rejecting-Max-Howell-the-author-of-Homebrew-for-not-being-able-to-invert-a-binary-tree<|eor|><|sor|>"But ultimately, should Google have hired me? Yes, absolutely yes. I am often a dick, I am often difficult, I often dont know computer science"
Three very good reasons not to hire someone. He also says he did well in the software engineering interviews, so he was rejected for other reasons. Probably for being a difficult dick. Good for Google for trying to avoid a toxic workplace.<|eor|><|sor|>I might piss in the soup sometimes, but Im still a great waiter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,170 |
programmerhumor | kellyjj1919 | icsgxie | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>I did an interview recently and I was ask a how to do something in SQL. I use SQL, I have created full databases. Created triggers and procedures but as a full stack developer, I do not use it on a daily basis. Probably weekly to biweekly and those are usually just custom reports a client wants.
So I get a question on creating a procedure with a variable and inserting it into a table. Lol. I replied, I can look it up and get it together for you. I think some people probably know it off hand but I look up SQL all the time and piece it together to make sure I get what I want.<|eor|><|sor|>I still look up sql things, even though I have been working with it for 20 years.
Its unrealistic to expect people to memorize everything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,827 |
programmerhumor | Machiavvelli3060 | icrux8e | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>Couldn't you just turn the whiteboard upside down?<|eor|><|sor|>Unfortunately that doesn't work, gravity would pull the nodes down and you'd still end up with the original tree<|eor|><|sor|>Stupid gravity. It sucks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,034 |
programmerhumor | flo-at | icrwryn | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>Couldn't you just turn the whiteboard upside down?<|eor|><|sor|>Unfortunately that doesn't work, gravity would pull the nodes down and you'd still end up with the original tree<|eor|><|sor|>Stupid gravity. It sucks.<|eor|><|sor|>world.setGravity(0);
There, I fixed it for you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 790 |
programmerhumor | HaphazardlyOrganized | icrv1yb | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was an engineer at Google and never heard of Homebrew. Am I the 10%?<|eor|><|sor|>It's a package installer for Mac so if you use Windows or Linux there's really no reason you'd have touched it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 736 |
programmerhumor | chumbano | icrp4me | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>He made a good follow up to this tweet if anyones interested: https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-logic-behind-Google-rejecting-Max-Howell-the-author-of-Homebrew-for-not-being-able-to-invert-a-binary-tree<|eor|><|sor|>After reading that I imagine he didn't get hired because of his personality<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 672 |
programmerhumor | JayNotAtAll | ics0p4s | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>He made a good follow up to this tweet if anyones interested: https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-logic-behind-Google-rejecting-Max-Howell-the-author-of-Homebrew-for-not-being-able-to-invert-a-binary-tree<|eor|><|sor|>"But ultimately, should Google have hired me? Yes, absolutely yes. I am often a dick, I am often difficult, I often dont know computer science"
Three very good reasons not to hire someone. He also says he did well in the software engineering interviews, so he was rejected for other reasons. Probably for being a difficult dick. Good for Google for trying to avoid a toxic workplace.<|eor|><|sor|>Bingo. Getting hired at Google or anywhere else for that matter isn't just about raw talent. It is also about personality. You can be the most talented person in the world but if no one wants to be around you because you are toxic, you will have a hard time in your career.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 629 |
programmerhumor | KefkaTheJerk | icsbt8j | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im pretty sure I got into a [debate](https://www.reddit.com/r/swift/comments/3wyxai/comment/cy0408n/) with this guy, like five years ago, on /r/swift about whether or not a for loop was too complex for beginners. He said hed taken years to teach some the ins and outs of for. I was dumbfounded. Also said Swift was a language for kids, before saying he didnt say Swift was a language for kids. Ended up pitching a fit, calling all of Reddit uncivilized because a few people disagreed with him, and deleted his account. It was years before I visited /r/swift again, which up to that point had been a pleasant experience. Google dodged a bullet, imo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 596 |
programmerhumor | ibWickedSmaht | icshhsz | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>He made a good follow up to this tweet if anyones interested: https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-logic-behind-Google-rejecting-Max-Howell-the-author-of-Homebrew-for-not-being-able-to-invert-a-binary-tree<|eor|><|sor|>I am often a dick, I am often difficult, I often dont know computer science
lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | kyew | icsv8bz | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>I did an interview recently and I was ask a how to do something in SQL. I use SQL, I have created full databases. Created triggers and procedures but as a full stack developer, I do not use it on a daily basis. Probably weekly to biweekly and those are usually just custom reports a client wants.
So I get a question on creating a procedure with a variable and inserting it into a table. Lol. I replied, I can look it up and get it together for you. I think some people probably know it off hand but I look up SQL all the time and piece it together to make sure I get what I want.<|eor|><|sor|>I still look up sql things, even though I have been working with it for 20 years.
Its unrealistic to expect people to memorize everything<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>I will sometimes look up documentation I wrote.
Pretty sure that's what documentation is for. Who cares about users, *I'm* not going to try memorizing all this junk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 551 |
programmerhumor | Lithl | icrwr1r | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was an engineer at Google and never heard of Homebrew. Am I the 10%?<|eor|><|sor|>It's a package installer for Mac so if you use Windows or Linux there's really no reason you'd have touched it.<|eor|><|sor|>If it's just for Mac, then I **guarantee** that 90% of Google engineers aren't using it. Most people are developing on gLinux, which is a distro Google created that IIRC is a fork of Debian. There are some devs who use Mac, of course, but they aren't the majority.
Macs are more common for laptops than for workstations, but Google has been pushing to get people to use Chromebooks for several years. And having Google source code on a laptop is strictly forbidden. **All** development done on a laptop at Google is either done through Google's web-based IDE that connects directly to google3 (Google's mega repository that uses a fork of Perforce), or else done by remoting into your workstation or into a cloud desktop (and the cloud desktops are all gLinux, AFAIK).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 544 |
programmerhumor | jeenyus1023 | icsbpnz | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>He made a good follow up to this tweet if anyones interested: https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-logic-behind-Google-rejecting-Max-Howell-the-author-of-Homebrew-for-not-being-able-to-invert-a-binary-tree<|eor|><|sor|>"But ultimately, should Google have hired me? Yes, absolutely yes. I am often a dick, I am often difficult, I often dont know computer science"
Three very good reasons not to hire someone. He also says he did well in the software engineering interviews, so he was rejected for other reasons. Probably for being a difficult dick. Good for Google for trying to avoid a toxic workplace.<|eor|><|sor|>I might piss in the soup sometimes, but Im still a great waiter.<|eor|><|sor|>For real. I dont care how great of a product you make, if youre difficult to work with, like this dude admits he is, hard pass.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 543 |
programmerhumor | Lithl | icrtl1t | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was an engineer at Google and never heard of Homebrew. Am I the 10%?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 526 |
programmerhumor | RayTrain | icrrv4n | <|sols|><|sot|>once again.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mICHxIQ.png<|eol|><|sor|>What happens if I didn't major in cs and have no idea what a binary tree is
Edit: okay maybe I won't get the job but what if I also have been a firmware engineer for a year and am 20% done with a masters in AI and still don't know what a binary tree is
Edit 2: I now know that a decision tree is also called a binary tree by the CS gang. I have become enlightened. Thank you for joining me on this journey.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 403 |
programmerhumor | merkwerk | 10l0fci | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,756 |
programmerhumor | IlllllIIIlIIlIIIIl | j5u45yx | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Other nice side hustles are doctor, lawyer and olympic Athlet. You should really check them out.
Astronauts are making good money these days as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13,280 |
programmerhumor | xennyboy | j5tvsvl | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Absolutely none of these are side hustles, but listing GAME DEV as a side hustle really takes the cake.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,165 |
programmerhumor | Yorick257 | j5u3zld | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot "Senator, mayor of a large city, CEO"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,474 |
programmerhumor | Waddup_yall | j5tz8x4 | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Absolutely none of these are side hustles, but listing GAME DEV as a side hustle really takes the cake.<|eor|><|sor|>40+ hour a week side hustle<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,536 |
programmerhumor | BlopBlupBleepBloop | j5ua6em | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Other nice side hustles are doctor, lawyer and olympic Athlet. You should really check them out.
Astronauts are making good money these days as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, Olympic athletes only have to work once every two/four years for a few weeks, and they make bank!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,919 |
programmerhumor | theruwy | j5u1t43 | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Absolutely none of these are side hustles, but listing GAME DEV as a side hustle really takes the cake.<|eor|><|sor|>40+ hour a week side hustle<|eor|><|sor|>80+\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,768 |
programmerhumor | doned_mest_up | j5u251h | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Side hustles brought to you by the same guys that have a billion-dollar app idea and just need you to write the code.
Also, Php is having another weird day on this sub :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,487 |
programmerhumor | MsChrisRI | j5uk517 | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Other nice side hustles are doctor, lawyer and olympic Athlet. You should really check them out.
Astronauts are making good money these days as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, Olympic athletes only have to work once every two/four years for a few weeks, and they make bank!<|eor|><|sor|>Astronauts flip a few switches, then float around doing nothing!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,698 |
programmerhumor | SelflessHuman101 | j5u6byx | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Absolutely none of these are side hustles, but listing GAME DEV as a side hustle really takes the cake.<|eor|><|sor|>40+ hour a week side hustle<|eor|><|sor|>80+\*<|eor|><|sor|>Me and homies only choose side hustles that have crunching as mandatory<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,519 |
programmerhumor | Awkward-Kaleidoscope | j5tsl2g | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I saw that and had the same reaction. Those are full time jobs, not side hustles. My side hustle is yoga teacher. That pays like $150 a week<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 992 |
programmerhumor | J5892 | j5v01go | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Other nice side hustles are doctor, lawyer and olympic Athlet. You should really check them out.
Astronauts are making good money these days as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, Olympic athletes only have to work once every two/four years for a few weeks, and they make bank!<|eor|><|sor|>Astronauts flip a few switches, then float around doing nothing!<|eor|><|sor|>Computer programmers push like 37 buttons tops, then the computer does all the work<|eor|><|sor|>Whoa whoa whoa, programming is much more complicated than that.
I'd say I spend about 10% of the day pressing buttons, and 90% either in meetings, waiting for meetings, or recovering from meetings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 902 |
programmerhumor | jesterhead101 | j5uf1by | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Side hustles brought to you by the same guys that have a billion-dollar app idea and just need you to write the code.
Also, Php is having another weird day on this sub :)<|eor|><|sor|>I once went to a book club meetup as I was in a new city and bored.
We were going around introducing ourselves and one guy, upon hearing I'm a developer, immediately chimes in with a disappointed tone "aah..if I were a developer, I'd just create an app and retire bruh. Wasted skills!"
I asked him what he does : "Sales" and I was like "ahh..if I were a salesman, I'd just sell a bunch of yachts and retire bruh. Wasted opportunity."
P.S. I don't remember if I said 'yachts' but something similar.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 827 |
programmerhumor | Schlangee | j5ufojh | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot "Senator, mayor of a large city, CEO"<|eor|><|sor|>I love all these 24/7 side hustles<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 672 |
programmerhumor | WolfInStep | j5u6d3f | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I saw that and had the same reaction. Those are full time jobs, not side hustles. My side hustle is yoga teacher. That pays like $150 a week<|eor|><|sor|>Im going to write a new article called: Side hustles that pay $150k/kWeek<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
programmerhumor | Objective-Carob-5336 | j5u2dlr | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot the most sought after side hustle: Brain surgeon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 501 |
programmerhumor | UseWhatever | j5uhu1e | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>They forgot "Senator, mayor of a large city, CEO"<|eor|><|sor|>All of those are legitimate side hustles since they often leave enough time to sit on boards or committees and leave time for rounds of golf<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 422 |
programmerhumor | Pmart213 | j5ugj4f | <|sols|><|sot|>From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x64fc5b7v8ea1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Brb, my $12/hr office assistant job isnt paying enough, let me just side hustle as a software dev for $250k until I get promoted to 17/hr office manager at my main job.
Good thing I found this list of easy side hustles /s
Next CNBC article:
More side hustles to boost your income while finishing your art history degree to get your promotion to floor lead at walmart:
- Orthopedic surgeon
- Medical doctor
- Nuclear engineer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 392 |
programmerhumor | minkwhaly | xeo5ab | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,741 |
programmerhumor | DrifterInKorea | ioi09g1 | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You have to experience it a few times before it clicks... yeah when you don't know how to do something maybe the scope is not well defined and asking some questions could reduce it to something more manageable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,204 |
programmerhumor | gemengelage | ioi6ubj | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure you meant nudge not niche<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 759 |
programmerhumor | ShakeandBaked161 | ioin29z | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The correct way to ask for help is to give them a list of all the things you've already tried on your own to show them that you have put in enough effort and are genuinely stumped. Learned that from Stack Overflow of all places.<|eor|><|sor|>That's always my move.
"Hey senior, don't want to bother you but I've been trying to fix A. Tried X, Y, and even Z and not really making any headway. Any thoughts what I should look at next?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 525 |
programmerhumor | Nyruel | ioiu4bz | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You have to experience it a few times before it clicks... yeah when you don't know how to do something maybe the scope is not well defined and asking some questions could reduce it to something more manageable.<|eor|><|sor|>When being extra junior, often one of the main problems is figuring out what questions to ask<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 507 |
programmerhumor | UnBlueFire42 | iohwt1b | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had this happen once, I was so confused and they made me try it for a week and then got mad for not asking for help. I was still learning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 387 |
programmerhumor | RealBrobiWan | ioi8uuf | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I always tell the juniors to come to me with a specific question. Cant be i cant figure this out or it doesnt work. Needs to be ive tried this, and it didnt work because of Y, and i cant figure out how to make it do X. You know they put the effort in then to understand what they are failing at and not just running for help. I need to be able to help without knowledge of there job, and if they cant get that far, the ticket is likely under developed.
If time is critical, a junior doesnt do it lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmerhumor | LinuxMatthews | ioitby6 | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You have to experience it a few times before it clicks... yeah when you don't know how to do something maybe the scope is not well defined and asking some questions could reduce it to something more manageable.<|eor|><|sor|>This is exactly the issue I've had.
I think you need to be clear on what you know and what you don't.
For instance when people say "Ok write an if statement here" you have to go. "No I don't need that. Now how does this bit work" or "What exactly is X"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | Fordiman | ioimvou | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>As a senior engineer, if someone asks me a question, I try to answer it, always. The "teaching moment" is me explaining how I got to the answer, writing documentation if necessary.
The only time I go the "you can figure this out" route is when I know there's relevant documentation - and even then, I'm handing you the link to the documentation, and adding color commentary. If after that you go dark for a day and come back with garbage code, there is going to be ... commentary on your PR, telling you where you made mistakes, just like any other PR. No one's going to die if we miss a deadline, and I didn't make the bonehead mistake of counting on a junior working at a senior's velocity anyway. If it takes you a while today, something else will take you less time tomorrow.
What frustrates me, though, is "hey, can you help me with this code?", but rather than a branch name, the dev sends me a screenshot of their IDE. It's like, my sibling in His Noodly Appendage, you are a programmer, not a graphic designer. Talk to me in your native tongue.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | TheGuppy42 | ioi2npr | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had this happen once, I was so confused and they made me try it for a week and then got mad for not asking for help. I was still learning.<|eor|><|sor|>There is a fine and undefined line between trying to solve it and wasting time. If you feel like your research isn't getting you any where ask for help and explain how you tried to solve it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | ThoseThingsAreWeird | ioiv5bc | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The correct way to ask for help is to give them a list of all the things you've already tried on your own to show them that you have put in enough effort and are genuinely stumped. Learned that from Stack Overflow of all places.<|eor|><|sor|>That's always my move.
"Hey senior, don't want to bother you but I've been trying to fix A. Tried X, Y, and even Z and not really making any headway. Any thoughts what I should look at next?"<|eor|><|sor|>> That's always my move.
it's the move I try to drill into my juniors too (and they do it quite well tbf). From my point of view, it gives you a bit of extra talking time where I'm in the middle of context switching
If - for example - I'm busy fixing up tickets for our backlog and I get a message "I'm stuck doing X", then my brain is like "beep boop, rebooting" as I try to remember what X is. If I get a message "I'm stuck doing X, I've tried A, B, and C", then it just speeds that process up and I can understand what's going on.
> Any thoughts what I should look at next?
Typically my answer is: Nope! But that usually just means that the next thing to do is have a chat about it, so I'll just call them and go through the problem together.
Either that or, if they've got other tasks to do that might be small (e.g. a review), I'll pick up the task for the rest of the day and see if I can get anywhere with it. That's obviously context switching which I prefer to avoid but, if it's a complex problem / the junior is clearly frustrated with it, sometimes it's just best have a short break and come back to it later.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | PyroCatt | ioi7k4c | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure you meant nudge not niche<|eor|><|sor|>No comrade. We all niche.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | 4215-5h00732 | ioi3zs7 | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's simple...
Do try but don't spend all day doing stupid shit. Ask when you need help and that's approximately 2 or 3 hours after you flailed around like a dying fish coming up with a solution you can't defend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | DrifterInKorea | ioivi2v | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You have to experience it a few times before it clicks... yeah when you don't know how to do something maybe the scope is not well defined and asking some questions could reduce it to something more manageable.<|eor|><|sor|>When being extra junior, often one of the main problems is figuring out what questions to ask<|eor|><|sor|>That's a very important point that many seniors often forget.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | moosetwin | ioih0nj | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure you meant nudge not niche<|eor|><|sor|>no no they mean quiche<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | MammothDry4637 | ioi759o | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had this happen once, I was so confused and they made me try it for a week and then got mad for not asking for help. I was still learning.<|eor|><|sor|>There is a fine and undefined line between trying to solve it and wasting time. If you feel like your research isn't getting you any where ask for help and explain how you tried to solve it.<|eor|><|sor|>There is also a fine and undefined line in reading comprehension.
"They made me try it for a week"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | JDD4318 | ioik1cj | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I always tell the juniors to come to me with a specific question. Cant be i cant figure this out or it doesnt work. Needs to be ive tried this, and it didnt work because of Y, and i cant figure out how to make it do X. You know they put the effort in then to understand what they are failing at and not just running for help. I need to be able to help without knowledge of there job, and if they cant get that far, the ticket is likely under developed.
If time is critical, a junior doesnt do it lol<|eor|><|sor|>I just got my 6 month review and my manager included in it that I have become much more independent but I also will ask the right question if I get stuck.
I think I made guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | tastes-like-chicken | ioiz4da | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>You have to experience it a few times before it clicks... yeah when you don't know how to do something maybe the scope is not well defined and asking some questions could reduce it to something more manageable.<|eor|><|sor|>When being extra junior, often one of the main problems is figuring out what questions to ask<|eor|><|sor|>It's honestly the thing I struggle with the most at the moment. At this point though, I've decided that asking a poorly formed question is better than not asking at all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | JellySp | ioict5f | <|sols|><|sot|>junior vs senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tfa32tnujyn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>We have an unwritten rule at work. If you're stuck for more than half an hour on the same error, ask for help!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | Odd_Diamond_6600 | v0btra | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,683 |
programmerhumor | roblox1999 | iafuala | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>When I started out programming in C, I always put a // DONT FORGET TO FREE THIS comment on the same line as the call to malloc().<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,464 |
programmerhumor | NotASucker | iafidct | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wait .. do you also need to close files you open? Asking for a friend ..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,036 |
programmerhumor | illegal-bacon | iafosb9 | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wait .. do you also need to close files you open? Asking for a friend ..<|eor|><|sor|>Yes you need to use fclose or you will probably end up with a leaked file descriptor stuck in memory. It will clear when rebooted or the program's memory allocation is completely terminated, but it should always be practice to close file pointers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 656 |
programmerhumor | sarthakkalpasi | iafyn6n | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>WTF is happening. i studied malloc() and free() yesterday and just after i finished,i opened reddit and I've seen like 5+ posts about malloc and free. ive never seen a meme about malloc before. are you guys spying on me? ;-;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 635 |
programmerhumor | 4hpp1273 | iag4mjm | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>When I started out programming in C, I always put a // DONT FORGET TO FREE THIS comment on the same line as the call to malloc().<|eor|><|sor|>You can also `#define malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS malloc` somewhere in the headers and then use `malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS` instead of `malloc` throughout the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | RT00 | iafwsl7 | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>When I started out programming in C, I always put a // DONT FORGET TO FREE THIS comment on the same line as the call to malloc().<|eor|><|sor|>Compilers hate this one trick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 411 |
programmerhumor | compdog | iafynvq | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|> if (!malloc(whatever)) {
printf("You have reached the maximum time for your [standard] license. Please purchase a [premium] license for extended runtime. The application will now close.");
exit(0);
}
Fixed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 337 |
programmerhumor | roblox1999 | iag56a6 | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>When I started out programming in C, I always put a // DONT FORGET TO FREE THIS comment on the same line as the call to malloc().<|eor|><|sor|>You can also `#define malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS malloc` somewhere in the headers and then use `malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS` instead of `malloc` throughout the code.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I noticed that too pretty soon, but at the beginning of my C programming journey, I wasnt yet aware of how useful C preprocessor directives could be.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 280 |
programmerhumor | Odd_Diamond_6600 | iafpf69 | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wait .. do you also need to close files you open? Asking for a friend ..<|eor|><|sor|>Yes you need to use fclose or you will probably end up with a leaked file descriptor stuck in memory. It will clear when rebooted or the program's memory allocation is completely terminated, but it should always be practice to close file pointers.<|eor|><|soopr|>wait was that question actually about the files opened through c and not about the files generally opened in a desktop<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | randomlemon9192 | iafs0xk | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wait .. do you also need to close files you open? Asking for a friend ..<|eor|><|sor|>Yes you need to use fclose or you will probably end up with a leaked file descriptor stuck in memory. It will clear when rebooted or the program's memory allocation is completely terminated, but it should always be practice to close file pointers.<|eor|><|soopr|>wait was that question actually about the files opened through c and not about the files generally opened in a desktop<|eoopr|><|sor|>Uh yeah. The point (I think, non C programmer) being you dont (shouldnt) forget those, the same as memory freeing.
Or database connections<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | plastigoop | iag11at | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>For my next trick i will attempt to free a null pointer. Loads of laughs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | StarkillerX42 | iag85lo | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>When I started out programming in C, I always put a // DONT FORGET TO FREE THIS comment on the same line as the call to malloc().<|eor|><|sor|>You can also `#define malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS malloc` somewhere in the headers and then use `malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS` instead of `malloc` throughout the code.<|eor|><|sor|>These 4 lines will probably increase the amount of time you spend in code review by a factor of 50.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | 5tambah5 | iafz3qh | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>WTF is happening. i studied malloc() and free() yesterday and just after i finished,i opened reddit and I've seen like 5+ posts about malloc and free. ive never seen a meme about malloc before. are you guys spying on me? ;-;<|eor|><|sor|>where did you learn<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | argetlam5 | iagbays | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>When I started out programming in C, I always put a // DONT FORGET TO FREE THIS comment on the same line as the call to malloc().<|eor|><|sor|>Compilers hate this one trick.<|eor|><|sor|>*Garbage collectors hate this one trick<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | Rebelgecko | iagdbrq | <|sols|><|sot|>hold on gotta use free( ) real quick<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zzaceklu8f291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>When I started out programming in C, I always put a // DONT FORGET TO FREE THIS comment on the same line as the call to malloc().<|eor|><|sor|>You can also `#define malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS malloc` somewhere in the headers and then use `malloc_DONT_FORGET_TO_FREE_THIS` instead of `malloc` throughout the code.<|eor|><|sor|>If you're a real gangster and want to guarantee the memory is always freed, just do
#define malloc_FREE_THIS(arg) free(malloc(arg))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
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