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programmerhumor | SearchingForLinda | i2tg9qe | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>body { visibility: hidden }
Dont call the [p](https://youtu.be/QrJSHIys5mM)olice on me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | ImAnUpbeatDisaster | i2to90p | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|sor|>Also most serial killers are intelligent<|eor|><|sor|>In movies - yes. In reality? [Not at all](http://maamodt.asp.radford.edu/Serial%20Killer%20Information%20Center/Serial%20Killer%20IQ.htm)<|eor|><|sor|>I love how movies like to explore "What if a serial killer was a genius?" and "What if a serial killer was a millionaire?" and they always come up with a sexy, socially adjusted, charmer.
In reality that's Ed Kemper and Robert Pickton respectively. Cracks me up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | jomanning | i2tlrm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One makes things say Hello, world! - the other makes things say Goodbye, world<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | PieEnjoyer69 | i2te2fi | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get that this is supposed to be a joke, but I'm so fed up with this stereotype.
15 years as a professional programmer and I've only a few people who fit this description.
Let's break the stigma and start explaining to people that, guess what, programmers are pretty normal people. You don't have to be a lonely nerd to go into software development.
Sorry to ruin the mood... It just gets to me<|eor|><|sor|>Boooo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | Baba_Yaga121 | i2tdh5s | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe... Maybe i am serial killer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | i2tfbfg | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I only kill crashed instances of my programs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | GregTheMad | i2trgos | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get that this is supposed to be a joke, but I'm so fed up with this stereotype.
15 years as a professional programmer and I've only a few people who fit this description.
Let's break the stigma and start explaining to people that, guess what, programmers are pretty normal people. You don't have to be a lonely nerd to go into software development.
Sorry to ruin the mood... It just gets to me<|eor|><|sor|>It's also a bad joke, because most serial killers are really well adapted individuals, with family, friends, social life.
A scary, creepy person may kill once or twice, but you need to be really nice and seem like you "can't hurt a fly" to kill a lot of people without drawing attention.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | Michaelbirks | i2tk7vc | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I only kill crashed instances of my programs<|eor|><|sor|>And their children.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmerhumor | AbhishekSingh26 | i2tex0s | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He always used to get pissed at small things (;) , he always spend his most of the time time with a non-living beings & used to talk to them (compiler). He used to say he understands it but one day things changed he got so angry on a small thing again & ended it's (compiler) existence from his life (uninstalled). & Started looking for new prey(new language) to hunt on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | Bene847 | i2tm0cc | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe... Maybe i am serial killer.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Many. And before killing I forked them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | Ponzius | i2tck5q | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>See some people turn to the reasonable choice of committing murder instead of the depraved art of programming.
/s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | darkecojaj | i2ukl42 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|sor|>Oh wow I didn't come here to be attacked<|eor|><|sor|>I didn't come here to be murdered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmerhumor | nbagf | i2tm9t3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|sor|>Also most serial killers are intelligent<|eor|><|sor|>In movies - yes. In reality? [Not at all](http://maamodt.asp.radford.edu/Serial%20Killer%20Information%20Center/Serial%20Killer%20IQ.htm)<|eor|><|sor|>This is only the IQs of 202 that were tested and caught. Imagine the ones that weren't aren't exactly within 1 standard deviation.
It's incomplete data, but with this logic, it'll never be complete, just more accurate as sample size increases (which obviously nobody wants).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | Halo_Chief117 | i2tt193 | <|sols|><|sot|>Meme of the day ;)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0m44zg3nnq81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea but to be a serial killer means you gotta be able to finish something off before starting the next thing<|eor|><|sor|>Also most serial killers are intelligent<|eor|><|sor|>In movies - yes. In reality? [Not at all](http://maamodt.asp.radford.edu/Serial%20Killer%20Information%20Center/Serial%20Killer%20IQ.htm)<|eor|><|sor|>I love how movies like to explore "What if a serial killer was a genius?" and "What if a serial killer was a millionaire?" and they always come up with a sexy, socially adjusted, charmer.
In reality that's Ed Kemper and Robert Pickton respectively. Cracks me up.<|eor|><|sor|>Do you like [Huey Lewis and The News](https://youtu.be/Ruw9fsh3PNY)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | Saanvi_Sen | xd0y6b | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,932 |
programmerhumor | SadotD | io8e1it | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most wholesome thing I've seen here, I love it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,695 |
programmerhumor | Saanvi_Sen | io8p1mi | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most wholesome thing I've seen here, I love it<|eor|><|soopr|>Welcome.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | mrswats | io8lgx3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And there is no other way! It's better to do these things one at a time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 373 |
programmerhumor | visak13 | io8n52x | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To the non-programmers that are here for the memes, it's called code refactoring where you restructure your code. Refactoring is more than that but this is enough explanation for the comic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | TEKC0R | io8w7jq | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My project manager has a code first, ask questions later style of directing. Ive been working on a project for months and I still dont know what it actually is. He only shares information when he feels necessary. So its do thing a which takes a couple hours, then do thing b which takes more time because it often affects how thing a was implemented and I have to make changes. And rarely do I get a spec I can follow, so theres often lets rename X to Y type conversations that are ultimately pointless, but it makes him feel like hes contributing.
After months of these micro tasks without any way to properly plan, the code base is a mess. So Ive been spending the past week refactoring just about everything now that I have a better idea of the project scope. At least I think I do. Theres no telling what next week will bring, but I think Ive given the code the room it needs to grow.
Its so frustrating.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | lets_go_reddit | io9adub | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most wholesome thing I've seen here, I love it<|eor|><|soopr|>Welcome.<|eoopr|><|sor|>i love it because of how real the feeling is. Anyone else ever just looked over their big chunk of work and just admired it? like after a long focused session.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | themeanman2 | io8jgus | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing ever gives me more happiness than this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | TheAccursedOne | io8nh3v | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To the non-programmers that are here for the memes, it's called code refactoring where you restructure your code. Refactoring is more than that but this is enough explanation for the comic.<|eor|><|sor|>i thought refactoring was that thing where you try fixing your stuff but by the time youre done you introduce like 50 new issues and somehow unsolve a few
maybe im just bad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | Waswat | io8wp7p | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is basically how i see [strangler pattern](https://i.imgur.com/3zmAu3V.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | fk_this_shit | io8xbes | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My project manager has a code first, ask questions later style of directing. Ive been working on a project for months and I still dont know what it actually is. He only shares information when he feels necessary. So its do thing a which takes a couple hours, then do thing b which takes more time because it often affects how thing a was implemented and I have to make changes. And rarely do I get a spec I can follow, so theres often lets rename X to Y type conversations that are ultimately pointless, but it makes him feel like hes contributing.
After months of these micro tasks without any way to properly plan, the code base is a mess. So Ive been spending the past week refactoring just about everything now that I have a better idea of the project scope. At least I think I do. Theres no telling what next week will bring, but I think Ive given the code the room it needs to grow.
Its so frustrating.<|eor|><|sor|>It sounds like your project manager has no clue how it works either. He only knows "feature A" has bug, fix pls. Customer request "feature B" add pls. This is why documentation is so important.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | Solonotix | io9ata3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most wholesome thing I've seen here, I love it<|eor|><|soopr|>Welcome.<|eoopr|><|sor|>i love it because of how real the feeling is. Anyone else ever just looked over their big chunk of work and just admired it? like after a long focused session.<|eor|><|sor|>I've tried to share my work with coworkers, and I usually get weird looks, like I'm a madman or something. Nevermind that I completely rewrote the codebase while no one was watching, and it's mostly pristine.
I fear what will happen when it's released to production, and someone else gets their grubby keyboard fingers on my code. It's my precious. *GOLLUM*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | visak13 | io8olua | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To the non-programmers that are here for the memes, it's called code refactoring where you restructure your code. Refactoring is more than that but this is enough explanation for the comic.<|eor|><|sor|>i thought refactoring was that thing where you try fixing your stuff but by the time youre done you introduce like 50 new issues and somehow unsolve a few
maybe im just bad<|eor|><|sor|>Code refactoring is done to maintain clean, readable code which is easy to read and maintain. If someone writes bad code then it isn't the fault of the maintainer that new bugs get introduced while fixing issues.
Refactoring can be a part of code maintenance but is not encouraged. I wouldn't blame you.
There's a principle that I've known, "if you don't refractor your code when your app is developed then you will never do it". Something like tomorrow never comes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | value_null | io9gtsr | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And there is no other way! It's better to do these things one at a time.<|eor|><|sor|>The most complex things man has accomplished were, each and every one, broken down into fine steps and accomplished one by one.
Perfectionism is the archenemy of progress.
Iterative improvement is the only way. It is the most powerful tool humans have, IMHO.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | visak13 | io8pwcg | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To the non-programmers that are here for the memes, it's called code refactoring where you restructure your code. Refactoring is more than that but this is enough explanation for the comic.<|eor|><|sor|>i thought refactoring was that thing where you try fixing your stuff but by the time youre done you introduce like 50 new issues and somehow unsolve a few
maybe im just bad<|eor|><|sor|>Code refactoring is done to maintain clean, readable code which is easy to read and maintain. If someone writes bad code then it isn't the fault of the maintainer that new bugs get introduced while fixing issues.
Refactoring can be a part of code maintenance but is not encouraged. I wouldn't blame you.
There's a principle that I've known, "if you don't refractor your code when your app is developed then you will never do it". Something like tomorrow never comes.<|eor|><|sor|>any general tips? i say as if i write anything anymore lol<|eor|><|sor|>Sure but it's not always refactoring.
The software architecture and setting up a few coding guidelines also go a long way by reducing the work needed for refactoring.
- Code comments,
- Good naming convention,
- Reducing the number of lines in a method by using Helper, Utility classes
- Following SOLID principles (don't know if they work for SOP)
- Opening and closing resources, streams, etc., in a single code block, also knowing how to do so in a try-catch-finally block
It's a long list. I recommend reading a book and practicing it on online study along portals and in your day to day work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | TEKC0R | io8xvne | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My project manager has a code first, ask questions later style of directing. Ive been working on a project for months and I still dont know what it actually is. He only shares information when he feels necessary. So its do thing a which takes a couple hours, then do thing b which takes more time because it often affects how thing a was implemented and I have to make changes. And rarely do I get a spec I can follow, so theres often lets rename X to Y type conversations that are ultimately pointless, but it makes him feel like hes contributing.
After months of these micro tasks without any way to properly plan, the code base is a mess. So Ive been spending the past week refactoring just about everything now that I have a better idea of the project scope. At least I think I do. Theres no telling what next week will bring, but I think Ive given the code the room it needs to grow.
Its so frustrating.<|eor|><|sor|>It sounds like your project manager has no clue how it works either. He only knows "feature A" has bug, fix pls. Customer request "feature B" add pls. This is why documentation is so important.<|eor|><|sor|>While there is some of that going on since this is a client project, Ive been working with him for about 9 years. Even when were working on our own projects instead of client projects, he does this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmerhumor | lets_go_reddit | ioa46b5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most wholesome thing I've seen here, I love it<|eor|><|soopr|>Welcome.<|eoopr|><|sor|>i love it because of how real the feeling is. Anyone else ever just looked over their big chunk of work and just admired it? like after a long focused session.<|eor|><|sor|>I've tried to share my work with coworkers, and I usually get weird looks, like I'm a madman or something. Nevermind that I completely rewrote the codebase while no one was watching, and it's mostly pristine.
I fear what will happen when it's released to production, and someone else gets their grubby keyboard fingers on my code. It's my precious. *GOLLUM*<|eor|><|sor|>i recently finished a feature and it was pristine. then i was promoted off the team. the person who took over didn't like me personally. they quickly broke the code and proceeded to throw me under the bus repeatedly while they continued to break it. now it's unrecognizable and terrible and will soon break (which will further puzzle them). and i will be again blamed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmerhumor | 8asdqw731 | io960j5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>the worst thing is if you work with people who write legacy code in real time
you try to preserve some semblence of architecture and then they come and shit all over it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | rayy2410 | io8nkey | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Any progress is a progress.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmerhumor | agentfrogger | io92ykx | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My project manager has a code first, ask questions later style of directing. Ive been working on a project for months and I still dont know what it actually is. He only shares information when he feels necessary. So its do thing a which takes a couple hours, then do thing b which takes more time because it often affects how thing a was implemented and I have to make changes. And rarely do I get a spec I can follow, so theres often lets rename X to Y type conversations that are ultimately pointless, but it makes him feel like hes contributing.
After months of these micro tasks without any way to properly plan, the code base is a mess. So Ive been spending the past week refactoring just about everything now that I have a better idea of the project scope. At least I think I do. Theres no telling what next week will bring, but I think Ive given the code the room it needs to grow.
Its so frustrating.<|eor|><|sor|>Holy fuck that sounds like an extremely frustrating way to work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmerhumor | afito | io8xam0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Slow Progress Is Stil A Progress..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ptv86ho1vkn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To the non-programmers that are here for the memes, it's called code refactoring where you restructure your code. Refactoring is more than that but this is enough explanation for the comic.<|eor|><|sor|>My maybe proudest moment was recently when I was given a long list of stuff to add, but the codebase is the worst I've ever seen. Properties with the name of the class and whatnot. For each feature I added I needed to do a lot of refactoring because I couldn't understand shit otherwise. At the end I was supposed to do clean up and bug fixes but I couldn't replicate any of them because the refactoring fixed that already.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmerhumor | 12_Semitones | xy5rqt | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,890 |
programmerhumor | Accurate_Koala_4698 | irflup3 | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>++ increments after the comparison so the correct response would be 0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,621 |
programmerhumor | Bluebotlabs | irg13a1 | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>John?
Meanwhile, John, having C++-induced-PTSD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,671 |
programmerhumor | HAL9000thebot | irfsq2p | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>++ increments after the comparison so the correct response would be 0<|eor|><|sor|>unless C has postfix operator ++ overloaded, C could be anything, do not ever assume in oop land.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 806 |
programmerhumor | cheeto-bandito | irg7ccn | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>C++ has you use google and stack overflow, C is happy for you to use ```man```<|eor|><|sor|>M, as in Mancy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 523 |
programmerhumor | Nemis05 | irfqmfz | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Could be 2^32 - 1 if c was 2^31 - 1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 439 |
programmerhumor | JavaScriptBest | irga1n2 | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pretty sure this is a joke but also this is from ifakemessage.com<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | Bluebotlabs | irg22yr | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>John?
Meanwhile, John, having C++-induced-PTSD<|eor|><|sor|>Tell me about it.<|eor|><|sor|>You learned C++ for [monetary gain]
I learned it so I could work on my MC for Calculator fork better
We are not the same<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | JavaScriptBest | irgz23t | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pretty sure this is a joke but also this is from ifakemessage.com<|eor|><|soopr|>You have keen eyes.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Where the hell is the watermark?<|eor|><|sor|>Haha, no watermark,
- too much space under last message,
- In the top right it doesnt say details anymore. in a new update they changed it to a FaceTime icon
- Where it says Dave, the icon should be above the name.
- In the top left, it no longer says < Messages now it just shows an arrow and number of other notifications like so: < 23
- in the very top left, the cellular bars are circle, but theyre actually really rectangular.
- In the top right there is no alarm icon (Us programmers have like 10 alarms for the same time)
- I have never met a living human using Sprint as a cellular provider<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | brimston3- | irfzpjq | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>++ increments after the comparison so the correct response would be 0<|eor|><|sor|>unless C has postfix operator ++ overloaded, C could be anything, do not ever assume in oop land.<|eor|><|sor|>It's fun to watch algorithm runtime explode when a template user makes assumptions about how ++ and ++(int) are used.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | the-FBI-man | irflxuo | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>In fact, zero, since `c == c++`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | 12_Semitones | irgaaw6 | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pretty sure this is a joke but also this is from ifakemessage.com<|eor|><|soopr|>You have keen eyes.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | kris_deep | irgag3u | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>C++ has you use google and stack overflow, C is happy for you to use ```man```<|eor|><|sor|>M, as in Mancy.<|eor|><|sor|>Archer reference?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | DuelGrounds | irfsw4j | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate that I laughed at this, out loud, at work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | Bluebotlabs | irg6muh | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>John?
Meanwhile, John, having C++-induced-PTSD<|eor|><|sor|>Tell me about it.<|eor|><|sor|>You learned C++ for [monetary gain]
I learned it so I could work on my MC for Calculator fork better
We are not the same<|eor|><|sor|>I expected a reply like username checks out. But sure.<|eor|><|sor|>Username checks out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | danielstongue | irftw4z | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Could be 2^32 - 1 if c was 2^31 - 1<|eor|><|sor|>It would actually be 2 - 1, regardless of signed / unsigned. Unsigned 0xffffffff would roll over to 0, but signed 0x7fffffff would roll over to 0x80000000. In both cases the difference is 2 - 1.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | cacophonic7 | irg2twy | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like Dave needs a better Grindr opener.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | cheeto-bandito | irgakte | <|sols|><|sot|>He's not wrong.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/27hy2xu8afs91.png<|eol|><|sor|>C++ has you use google and stack overflow, C is happy for you to use ```man```<|eor|><|sor|>M, as in Mancy.<|eor|><|sor|>Archer reference?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. It came to mind when I was thinking "man c"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | beckscomics | e78xor | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,878 |
programmerhumor | Absay | f9wqz89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|sor|>The cursor is an ice cream. The Sailor Moon pic has a watermark. Lol, the details.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,601 |
programmerhumor | dfreinc | f9waeh9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|sor|>You kid but the first time I remember using anything related to programming (unless you count DOS) was AOL chat room games.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,129 |
programmerhumor | Hellothere_1 | f9wv03u | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|sor|>The cursor is an ice cream. The Sailor Moon pic has a watermark. Lol, the details.<|eor|><|sor|>Also love the poll and how there's an elaborate member list with just one entry. And how her password is the exact same as her username.
This is absolutely perfect on so many levels.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,020 |
programmerhumor | wtddps | f9weahd | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|sor|>I mastered HTML when I copied and pasted my backgrounds for my MySpace page<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 753 |
programmerhumor | iSaithh | f9x5xjv | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|sor|>^(peeks at the Sailor Moon reference)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 709 |
programmerhumor | psdanielxu | f9x2g1b | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|sor|>The cursor is an ice cream. The Sailor Moon pic has a watermark. Lol, the details.<|eor|><|sor|>Also love the poll and how there's an elaborate member list with just one entry. And how her password is the exact same as her username.
This is absolutely perfect on so many levels.<|eor|><|sor|>Password is just her username+1.
And the marquee tag was still being used in the OG neopets days!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 495 |
programmerhumor | Jadziyah | f9wigw4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|sor|>Neopets still exists, if you want to buff those mad html skills<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 426 |
programmerhumor | beckscomics | f9wg0it | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|soopr|>Ohai! I make comics if you'd to see more [here](http://instagram.com/beckscomics/) :)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 393 |
programmerhumor | trex005 | f9wmnab | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|sor|>You kid but the first time I remember using anything related to programming (unless you count DOS) was AOL chat room games.<|eor|><|sor|>Right there with you, but a lit more nefarious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | pieholic | f9wrwzo | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|soopr|>Ohai! I make comics if you'd to see more [here](http://instagram.com/beckscomics/) :)<|eoopr|><|sor|>My girlfriend started her programming career via neopets as well and she was having a really shitty day today and the comic made her laugh for the first time!
She says that the post it notes with the ID/PW as well as the memo about the marquee was actually identical to her computer. Thank you so much for brightening up her day!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | dpahoe | f9wa6vw | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|sor|>That's some dope website for a kid of that age.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | tamagucchi | f9wspg0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|sor|>This is in fact exactly how my programming career began.
We didn't have a lot of tools back then, but learning HTML so you can make a cooler page than your friends, was one of the best tools.
Nowadays kids have minecraft, which is severely underrated. In 10 years, we'll see posts just like this one with Minecraft featured rather than HTML.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | Absay | f9wqsbb | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|sor|>That's some dope website for a kid of that age.<|eor|><|sor|>This is precisely what gave her the absolute right to put "MASTERY OF HTML" on her resume.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | Ryanon | f9wzte0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|sor|>You kid but the first time I remember using anything related to programming (unless you count DOS) was AOL chat room games.<|eor|><|sor|>Right there with you, but a lit more nefarious.<|eor|><|sor|>I remember being able to open my friends CD drive through AIM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | JayMeadows | f9xis50 | <|sols|><|sot|>Where it all began<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/733CjTl<|eol|><|sor|>The cursor is an ice cream. The Sailor Moon pic has a watermark. Lol, the details.<|eor|><|sor|>Also love the poll and how there's an elaborate member list with just one entry. And how her password is the exact same as her username.
This is absolutely perfect on so many levels.<|eor|><|sor|>Password is just her username+1.
And the marquee tag was still being used in the OG neopets days!<|eor|><|sor|>Password is "q455vv0r9"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | theHaiSE | spqad5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,861 |
programmerhumor | travishummel | hwh7i79 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My first job my task was to improve an algorithm since it was run every day to make predictions for fantasy sports, but it took 6ish hours. That worked for NFL, but for NBA it would likely take 16+ hours. I start digging into why it takes so long and its literally just excel trying to compute k-means clustering. Changed it to Java which removed the manual step our CEO was doing and it went down to a few minutes.
Once I did that I was laid off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,072 |
programmerhumor | securedigi | hwgrud8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't end there, you are not allowed to make improvements to the sheet too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,932 |
programmerhumor | bl4kers | hwhaci7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My first job my task was to improve an algorithm since it was run every day to make predictions for fantasy sports, but it took 6ish hours. That worked for NFL, but for NBA it would likely take 16+ hours. I start digging into why it takes so long and its literally just excel trying to compute k-means clustering. Changed it to Java which removed the manual step our CEO was doing and it went down to a few minutes.
Once I did that I was laid off.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like it's being ran poorly. So many head-scratchers... How did the hours-long version get made? Why don't they care about keeping on someone with a proven track record? Who's going to maintain the Java version?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,254 |
programmerhumor | ShyFang | hwgt1i9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't end there, you are not allowed to make improvements to the sheet too.<|eor|><|sor|>This is how it's always been done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,219 |
programmerhumor | certainly_imperfect | hwh30ym | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|># "this is how it has always been done."
^(- Project Manager)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,045 |
programmerhumor | travishummel | hwhaioy | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My first job my task was to improve an algorithm since it was run every day to make predictions for fantasy sports, but it took 6ish hours. That worked for NFL, but for NBA it would likely take 16+ hours. I start digging into why it takes so long and its literally just excel trying to compute k-means clustering. Changed it to Java which removed the manual step our CEO was doing and it went down to a few minutes.
Once I did that I was laid off.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like it's being ran poorly. So many head-scratchers... How did the hours-long version get made? Why don't they care about keeping on someone with a proven track record? Who's going to maintain the Java version?<|eor|><|sor|>I know this is going to be a big shock here, but the start did not make it much longer after I left. Not to say I was that essential, but they eventually laid off all engineers and just let it run with the two cofounders (non-eng). So if there is were any bugs they just let it go.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 750 |
programmerhumor | MoonParkSong | hwh85g1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: I am a software Engineer
Recruiter: Done deal! Data Entry it is!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 637 |
programmerhumor | Mazmier | hwh16zl | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't end there, you are not allowed to make improvements to the sheet too.<|eor|><|sor|>This is how it's always been done.<|eor|><|sor|>You have no idea how much this comment triggers me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 595 |
programmerhumor | ivster666 | hwhbqz8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It doesn't end there, you are not allowed to make improvements to the sheet too.<|eor|><|sor|>This is how it's always been done.<|eor|><|sor|>You have no idea how much this comment triggers me.<|eor|><|sor|>"What is git? We have always been throwing stuff on a shared drive and it worked, why should we use git? Oh yes that one time we fucked up when a PM accidentally drag and dropped one folder into another one and we thought a whole project was erased but we don't need git, it's too complicated"
No I am not making this shit up
Edit: I actually wrote about this company a while ago. So if you think this stuff is funny, you might also enjoy the way one of those guys named different versions or how another guy wrote commit messages: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/ojxtdg/z/h54xb6i<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 457 |
programmerhumor | Bloodyaugust | hwh865q | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Okay, I'm genuinely confused here. This got a lot of upvotes... but what? This is a thing? If I got into an interview and they told me the job had anything to do with spreadsheets for things other than... design exercises? Retrospectives? I would nope the fuck out SO hard. There are plenty of places that want software engineers to do, you know, software engineering. Sounds like you need to jump ship. Double-time if they misrepresented the job in the interview process.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | SnookisSnusnu | hwhblfq | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Okay, I'm genuinely confused here. This got a lot of upvotes... but what? This is a thing? If I got into an interview and they told me the job had anything to do with spreadsheets for things other than... design exercises? Retrospectives? I would nope the fuck out SO hard. There are plenty of places that want software engineers to do, you know, software engineering. Sounds like you need to jump ship. Double-time if they misrepresented the job in the interview process.<|eor|><|sor|>In my experience, the company doesnt tell you youll be doing spreadsheets. They told me Id be improving their systems and rolling out better tech for the company. Yet here I am on Excel:/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | eGzg0t | hwhb6rq | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My first job my task was to improve an algorithm since it was run every day to make predictions for fantasy sports, but it took 6ish hours. That worked for NFL, but for NBA it would likely take 16+ hours. I start digging into why it takes so long and its literally just excel trying to compute k-means clustering. Changed it to Java which removed the manual step our CEO was doing and it went down to a few minutes.
Once I did that I was laid off.<|eor|><|sor|>Revenge! Now they need to maintain Java! /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | Repairs_optional | hwh8r7z | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm you dont get the clown costume as part of the deal <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | Evo_Kaer | hwh9ihx | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A true Software Engineer uses this oppoturnity to automate the job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | pereinarvcxxcsa | hwhf47k | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My first job my task was to improve an algorithm since it was run every day to make predictions for fantasy sports, but it took 6ish hours. That worked for NFL, but for NBA it would likely take 16+ hours. I start digging into why it takes so long and its literally just excel trying to compute k-means clustering. Changed it to Java which removed the manual step our CEO was doing and it went down to a few minutes.
Once I did that I was laid off.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like it's being ran poorly. So many head-scratchers... How did the hours-long version get made? Why don't they care about keeping on someone with a proven track record? Who's going to maintain the Java version?<|eor|><|sor|>I know this is going to be a big shock here, but the start did not make it much longer after I left. Not to say I was that essential, but they eventually laid off all engineers and just let it run with the two cofounders (non-eng). So if there is were any bugs they just let it go.<|eor|><|sor|> You hate to break it, but it looks like you're in the wrong company ...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
programmerhumor | gray162 | hwh8qr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|># "this is how it has always been done."
^(- Project Manager)<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | Sentauri437 | hwhfuzw | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My first job my task was to improve an algorithm since it was run every day to make predictions for fantasy sports, but it took 6ish hours. That worked for NFL, but for NBA it would likely take 16+ hours. I start digging into why it takes so long and its literally just excel trying to compute k-means clustering. Changed it to Java which removed the manual step our CEO was doing and it went down to a few minutes.
Once I did that I was laid off.<|eor|><|sor|>>Once I did that I was laid off.
Wait what?<|eor|><|sor|>Companies are not your friend. They will exploit the hell out of you and throw you out like trash afterwards. So if you have the chance to exploit *them*, never hesitate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | thismatters | hwhfxjr | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My first job my task was to improve an algorithm since it was run every day to make predictions for fantasy sports, but it took 6ish hours. That worked for NFL, but for NBA it would likely take 16+ hours. I start digging into why it takes so long and its literally just excel trying to compute k-means clustering. Changed it to Java which removed the manual step our CEO was doing and it went down to a few minutes.
Once I did that I was laid off.<|eor|><|sor|>>Once I did that I was laid off.
Wait what?<|eor|><|sor|>They say nobody has ever been fired for picking Java. Finally we're breaking that streak.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | _DontYouLaugh | hwh6ik5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ccdep98es4h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hate to break it to you, but it looks like you're at the wrong company...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | Jakabxmarci | 12kpbkb | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,837 |
programmerhumor | Entropy_Drop | jg3fy50 | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate how one year ago everyone was looking for 2+ year experience, and right now its all about that 3+ year experience.
Its like trying to buy a house.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,308 |
programmerhumor | zyygh | jg3l4a2 | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate how one year ago everyone was looking for 2+ year experience, and right now its all about that 3+ year experience.
Its like trying to buy a house.<|eor|><|sor|>They always need n+1 years of experience, where n is the years of experience you already have.
They're doing it to spite you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,597 |
programmerhumor | halt__n__catch__fire | jg3gd7x | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>... or someone who is 46+ years old?
You must see the look on their faces when I say I am 46+ years old. Being either too young and having little/no experience or being too old regardless of having lots of experience is a total bummer when it comes to software industry.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,299 |
programmerhumor | spicydangerbee | jg3kgl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Once you're done training them, you better give them a nice raise. If you don't, then they'll use the skills and experience to get a better paying job elsewhere.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,389 |
programmerhumor | DrunkenlySober | jg3ovt6 | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate how one year ago everyone was looking for 2+ year experience, and right now its all about that 3+ year experience.
Its like trying to buy a house.<|eor|><|sor|>They always need n+1 years of experience, where n is the years of experience you already have.
They're doing it to spite you.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why you always lie and say you have n + 2 years of experience
Play by their rules and suddenly the game becomes a lot more fun<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,385 |
programmerhumor | Derekthemindsculptor | jg3m0q3 | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>... or someone who is 46+ years old?
You must see the look on their faces when I say I am 46+ years old. Being either too young and having little/no experience or being too old regardless of having lots of experience is a total bummer when it comes to software industry.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't want anyone inexperienced, I'll ask they have 10+ years of experience.
I don't want anyone too old. I'll ask they be in their 20s.
Just give me what I want!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,312 |
programmerhumor | zyygh | jg3phst | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate how one year ago everyone was looking for 2+ year experience, and right now its all about that 3+ year experience.
Its like trying to buy a house.<|eor|><|sor|>They always need n+1 years of experience, where n is the years of experience you already have.
They're doing it to spite you.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why you always lie and say you have n + 2 years of experience
Play by their rules and suddenly the game becomes a lot more fun<|eor|><|sor|>You sound like you're joking but that's actually how it works.
They intentionally set a requirement that's higher than what they're looking for. The reason is that, if they simply ask for fresh-out-of-school developers, they'll possibly get so many people applying that the selection will end up being very work intensive for them.
Instead, they set a standard that's arbitrarily high, so that only people with a decent portion of self-confidence apply. In the end, that requirement of X years of experience won't matter at all if they like the candidate enough.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,257 |
programmerhumor | alanbdee | jg3pjmm | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Once you're done training them, you better give them a nice raise. If you don't, then they'll use the skills and experience to get a better paying job elsewhere.<|eor|><|sor|>This is where companies fail. They can't fathom the idea of giving someone a 20% raise but then are surprised when the person leaves for a 25% pay increase.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 997 |
programmerhumor | reckleassandnervous | jg3cado | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its wild how some companies must expect developers will mature and become seniors without getting experience without hiring new grads. The worst one tho imo are the companies that just have massive teams of juniors with little to senior engineers since it gives you more developer hours<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 799 |
programmerhumor | halt__n__catch__fire | jg3ny9h | <|sols|><|sot|>My experience a CS grad nowadays<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u582tcpxlnta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>... or someone who is 46+ years old?
You must see the look on their faces when I say I am 46+ years old. Being either too young and having little/no experience or being too old regardless of having lots of experience is a total bummer when it comes to software industry.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't want anyone inexperienced, I'll ask they have 10+ years of experience.
I don't want anyone too old. I'll ask they be in their 20s.
Just give me what I want!<|eor|><|sor|>That started to scare the shit out of me by the time I reached 34/35. I just had seen with my own eyes older devs being treated like garbage and I didn't want that for myself.
I saw an opportunity to become a CS teacher and got myself a Master and a PhD to avoid unemployment. Sadly, I have to admit: I got myself into teaching mostly because of fear, which is NOT the right motivation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 603 |
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