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programmerhumor | TagMeAJerk | f72tuyi | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>No no no, I have warnings OCD. I want all of them gone. No deprecated calls. So glad I work with microservices now.<|eor|><|sor|>You can take the approach my team did recently.... Disable all warnings in the solution<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 586 |
programmerhumor | Puggetty | f72vhvm | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>No no no, I have warnings OCD. I want all of them gone. No deprecated calls. So glad I work with microservices now.<|eor|><|sor|>You can take the approach my team did recently.... Disable all warnings in the solution<|eor|><|sor|>Can I disable all my errors somehow? They interrupt my development process.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah - CTRL + A then hit backspace<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
programmerhumor | almarcTheSun | f72vfek | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>No no no, I have warnings OCD. I want all of them gone. No deprecated calls. So glad I work with microservices now.<|eor|><|sor|>You can take the approach my team did recently.... Disable all warnings in the solution<|eor|><|sor|>Can I disable all my errors somehow? They interrupt my development process.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 511 |
programmerhumor | mlk | f72xepd | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not if warnings are treated as errors<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, let's do like my team that has linting issues flagged as errors... with a codebase where every file has at least 20 linting issues.
And then create the build anyway because it's just linting.
So you either disable the linting check or get a wall of 20000 errors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 457 |
programmerhumor | Luk164 | f72yphg | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not if warnings are treated as errors<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, let's do like my team that has linting issues flagged as errors... with a codebase where every file has at least 20 linting issues.
And then create the build anyway because it's just linting.
So you either disable the linting check or get a wall of 20000 errors.<|eor|><|sor|>Sound like from a fantasy movie:
*THE WALL OF 20 000 ERRORS*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | T-T-N | f72u0lk | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>400? Bad request. The question might be malformed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | almarcTheSun | f72vj84 | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>No no no, I have warnings OCD. I want all of them gone. No deprecated calls. So glad I work with microservices now.<|eor|><|sor|>You can take the approach my team did recently.... Disable all warnings in the solution<|eor|><|sor|>Can I disable all my errors somehow? They interrupt my development process.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah - CTRL + A then hit backspace<|eoopr|><|sor|>I think nothing ha... hold on, *where did all my porn go?*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | plg94 | f72z9w6 | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Not if warnings are treated as errors<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, let's do like my team that has linting issues flagged as errors... with a codebase where every file has at least 20 linting issues.
And then create the build anyway because it's just linting.
So you either disable the linting check or get a wall of 20000 errors.<|eor|><|sor|>Sound like from a fantasy movie:
*THE WALL OF 20 000 ERRORS*<|eor|><|sor|>`gcc -Wall -Werror`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | hebo07 | f73ake5 | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>No no no, I have warnings OCD. I want all of them gone. No deprecated calls. So glad I work with microservices now.<|eor|><|sor|>You can take the approach my team did recently.... Disable all warnings in the solution<|eor|><|sor|>Can I disable all my errors somehow? They interrupt my development process.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah - CTRL + A then hit backspace<|eoopr|><|sor|>I think nothing ha... hold on, *where did all my porn go?*<|eor|><|sor|>So that's why 200 gigabytes finally freed up<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, that was the node_modules folder<|eor|><|sor|>nude_modules<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | simulatedsausage | f72wwbz | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>I get marked down 20% if gcc -Wall produces warnings...<|eor|><|sor|>Is everyone in this subreddit a student?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | 7165015874 | f736m76 | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>No no no, I have warnings OCD. I want all of them gone. No deprecated calls. So glad I work with microservices now.<|eor|><|sor|>You can take the approach my team did recently.... Disable all warnings in the solution<|eor|><|sor|>Can I disable all my errors somehow? They interrupt my development process.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah - CTRL + A then hit backspace<|eoopr|><|sor|>I think nothing ha... hold on, *where did all my porn go?*<|eor|><|sor|>So that's why 200 gigabytes finally freed up<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, that was the node_modules folder<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | ablablababla | f73669p | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>No no no, I have warnings OCD. I want all of them gone. No deprecated calls. So glad I work with microservices now.<|eor|><|sor|>You can take the approach my team did recently.... Disable all warnings in the solution<|eor|><|sor|>Can I disable all my errors somehow? They interrupt my development process.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah - CTRL + A then hit backspace<|eoopr|><|sor|>I think nothing ha... hold on, *where did all my porn go?*<|eor|><|sor|>So that's why 200 gigabytes finally freed up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | JonathanTheZero | f72unzp | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>No no no, I have warnings OCD. I want all of them gone. No deprecated calls. So glad I work with microservices now.<|eor|><|sor|>You can take the approach my team did recently.... Disable all warnings in the solution<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah this is Big brain time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | miketheshadow | f74qaw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shout-out to visual studios for randomly forgetting what libraries are and give me 465 errors<|eor|><|sor|>Shoutout to intellij that will forget what java is and your entire program becomes the error.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | Puggetty | f72wx7e | <|sols|><|sot|>not based on a true story<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rsjpjc7lotx31.png<|eol|><|sor|>Where is this meme from?<|eor|><|soopr|>Dr Who<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | MTPROJECTS | g1f0qi | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,536 |
programmerhumor | skateologist | fnffr11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>Contaminating the fountain that we all drink of, I see? Unacceptable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,225 |
programmerhumor | yehakhrot | fnfhktd | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>How do I delete someone else's post?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,663 |
programmerhumor | CaptainNakou | fnfn3uh | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>As a Java dev I am as offended as can be. It means that I laughed and washed my hands.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,388 |
programmerhumor | The_forgettable_guy | fnfmyvy | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>Contaminating the fountain that we all drink of, I see? Unacceptable.<|eor|><|sor|>Welcome to npm packages<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,312 |
programmerhumor | defintelynotyou | fnfmqfn | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>How do I delete someone else's post?<|eor|><|sor|>Dude, can you hack reddit for me?<|eor|><|sor|>hacking noises
random keyboard mashing
falling green text
guy in hoodie in dimly lit room
"I'm in."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 677 |
programmerhumor | Kostas1507 | fnfmj7v | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>How do I delete someone else's post?<|eor|><|sor|>Dude, can you hack reddit for me?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 625 |
programmerhumor | NMe84 | fnfoi97 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not sure Python has much right to speak here with the v2 vs v3 mess they created and support.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 450 |
programmerhumor | skateologist | fnfnegw | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>Contaminating the fountain that we all drink of, I see? Unacceptable.<|eor|><|sor|>Welcome to npm packages<|eor|><|sor|>I tried going "npx create-react-app" in the terminal a few months ago, but thus far it has only made my fans go brrrr a lot. There seems to be some problems loading web pages as well, but the install is at 98% so fingers crossed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | rex-ac | fnfa584 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>How do you wash off JavaScript bugs?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 376 |
programmerhumor | sdoc86 | fnfntqw | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>I use both daily. For very different things. Personally I could never use python for anything other than little data science and ML projects. I dont trust myself enough. But Im sure good python programmers could build successful large projects. Im just not there yet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | Thadrea | fnfr14z | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>As a Java dev I am as offended as can be. It means that I laughed and washed my hands.<|eor|><|sor|>You will have to forgive us if we have to wear hazmat suits to the next scrum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
programmerhumor | C0sm1cB3ar | fnfj9yu | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>How do you wash off JavaScript bugs?<|eor|><|sor|>Antidepressants<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 314 |
programmerhumor | matg0d | fnfps8b | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not sure Python has much right to speak here with the v2 vs v3 mess they created and support.<|eor|><|sor|>Well they don't support v2 anymore as of January 1st...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | defintelynotyou | fnfqt2d | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>How do I delete someone else's post?<|eor|><|sor|>Dude, can you hack reddit for me?<|eor|><|sor|>hacking noises
random keyboard mashing
falling green text
guy in hoodie in dimly lit room
"I'm in."<|eor|><|sor|>"Zoom in on that picture- any way to make it clearer?"<|eor|><|sor|>"Enhance image."
Image magically becomes larger with stunning detail with 0.01 mm resolution from a satellite 1000000 km away<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | RotonGG | fnfjtue | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>Java is love, Java is life
​
Change my mind<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | vancity- | fnfqixa | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>How do I delete someone else's post?<|eor|><|sor|>Dude, can you hack reddit for me?<|eor|><|sor|>hacking noises
random keyboard mashing
falling green text
guy in hoodie in dimly lit room
"I'm in."<|eor|><|sor|>"Zoom in on that picture- any way to make it clearer?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
programmerhumor | Aurecon | fnfsyqf | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>I use both daily. For very different things. Personally I could never use python for anything other than little data science and ML projects. I dont trust myself enough. But Im sure good python programmers could build successful large projects. Im just not there yet.<|eor|><|sor|>Im too deep in Python now to get out. Even with many successful fairly large projects you always wonder whether theres a better way ...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | Jonno_FTW | fnfwzwg | <|sols|><|sot|>Wash it off!<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/uh0f9yx6xus41<|eol|><|sor|>Java is love, Java is life
​
Change my mind<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Not a single device added in nearly 20 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | ThatDudeDunks | vaykyo | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,535 |
programmerhumor | extreme_snothells | ic59kk4 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The last dude tripping at the end is hilarious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,367 |
programmerhumor | dave_gg9999 | ic5fbht | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|> git commit -m "Some changes"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 448 |
programmerhumor | MrFluffyThing | ic5zhcq | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The last dude tripping at the end is hilarious.<|eor|><|sor|>Between that guy and the foreground blue guy with a hatchet that just waddled through without obstacles I might have the best gif to share in my next progress meeting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | WantWantShellySenbei | ic59ah2 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Merge conflict in file-you-did-not-even-touch
Automatic merge failed: fix conflicts and then commit the result.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
programmerhumor | westontechfoundation | ic5egtp | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Thats what happens when you wait too long. Lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | ArjunReddyDeshmukh | ic5l0dq | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|> git commit -m "Some changes"<|eor|><|sor|>>git commit -m "Some changes"
git commit -m "feat(DR010234): Removed all console.logs, updated Readme files, fixed nullpointer in the product build journey, implemented secure logging."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | Yokhen | ic5p9tp | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|> git commit -m "Some changes"<|eor|><|sor|>>git commit -m "Some changes"
git commit -m "feat(DR010234): Removed all console.logs, updated Readme files, fixed nullpointer in the product build journey, implemented secure logging."<|eor|><|sor|>Too many characters. Keep it to less than or equal to 72 characters.
P.S. Since everyone is listing their personal soluitons, I'll add mine:
commit linter ([commitlint](https://github.com/conventional-changelog/commitlint), [commitizen](https://github.com/commitizen-tools/commitizen), etc...)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | swashbuckler2020 | ic5vlqw | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Merge conflict in file-you-did-not-even-touch
Automatic merge failed: fix conflicts and then commit the result.<|eor|><|sor|>and that's the better outcome, compared to a bunch of automatic fixes that successfully commit only to break everything and that need to be reverse engineered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | 340Duster | ic6766n | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The last dude tripping at the end is hilarious.<|eor|><|sor|>Between that guy and the foreground blue guy with a hatchet that just waddled through without obstacles I might have the best gif to share in my next progress meeting<|eor|><|sor|>Blue guy must have been missed in the security reviews.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | who_you_are | ic5gsj1 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Thats what happens when you wait too long. Lol<|eor|><|sor|>Too long: 1 day, help<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | SpaceLemming | ic5zbky | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Is this from something because I love it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | LavenderDay3544 | ic5ntl1 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So basically TABS?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmerhumor | planktonfun | ic5vg3a | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>the trick is to merge tiny changes, commit only tiny changes at a time, so its easier to cherry pick and manage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | spark29 | ic5xbqy | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The last dude tripping at the end is hilarious.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>It was funny to me too!<|eor|><|sor|>IT. IS. FUNNY. FELLOW. HUMAN. HA. HA. HA.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | the_beber | ic5rpwz | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|> git commit -m "Some changes"<|eor|><|sor|>>git commit -m "Some changes"
git commit -m "feat(DR010234): Removed all console.logs, updated Readme files, fixed nullpointer in the product build journey, implemented secure logging."<|eor|><|sor|>Too many characters. Keep it to less than or equal to 72 characters.
P.S. Since everyone is listing their personal soluitons, I'll add mine:
commit linter ([commitlint](https://github.com/conventional-changelog/commitlint), [commitizen](https://github.com/commitizen-tools/commitizen), etc...)<|eor|><|sor|>Well in that case https://ibb.co/gz0wrmj<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | zalgo_text | ic5xfh2 | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|> git commit -m "Some changes"<|eor|><|sor|>>git commit -m "Some changes"
git commit -m "feat(DR010234): Removed all console.logs, updated Readme files, fixed nullpointer in the product build journey, implemented secure logging."<|eor|><|sor|>you can add multiple -m for multiple lines or just "git commit" it will take you to a vim like editor<|eor|><|sor|>It isn't vim like, it's literally vim, but only if you have vim set as your editor in your git config (ie, `git config --global core.editor "vim"`. By default I believe it uses whatever the `EDITOR` (or maybe `VISUAL`, I can't remember) environment variable is, which is set to `nano` a lot of the time these days.
Disclaimer: this might only apply to Linux, I have no idea how git works in windows<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | samuel1604 | ic5vd0w | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|> git commit -m "Some changes"<|eor|><|sor|>>git commit -m "Some changes"
git commit -m "feat(DR010234): Removed all console.logs, updated Readme files, fixed nullpointer in the product build journey, implemented secure logging."<|eor|><|sor|>Too many characters. Keep it to less than or equal to 72 characters.
P.S. Since everyone is listing their personal soluitons, I'll add mine:
commit linter ([commitlint](https://github.com/conventional-changelog/commitlint), [commitizen](https://github.com/commitizen-tools/commitizen), etc...)<|eor|><|sor|>You can have multiple -m to break paragraphs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmerhumor | SpiderFnJerusalem | ic6g9wc | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Is this from something because I love it<|eor|><|sor|>I believe this was just an animator making some funny videos with a fairly advanced physics engine.
I remember he released several videos like this some years ago. I wish I could still find them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmerhumor | westontechfoundation | ic5gzea | <|sols|><|sot|><|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pznb0d2g0a591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Thats what happens when you wait too long. Lol<|eor|><|sor|>Too long: 1 day, help<|eor|><|sor|>Too many hands in the cookie jar.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmerhumor | KastenBrod | kuh11f | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,524 |
programmerhumor | MrSloppyPants | gis1pni | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Seven Stages of Debugging
* What the Fuck?
* Everything looks right
* Why is the documentation so crappy?
* There must be a bug in the runtime/compiler/operating system
* Delete all code and start over
* THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I HATE EVERYTHING!
* Oh, it was just a typo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,893 |
programmerhumor | LeinadSpoon | gis6sbc | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Seven Stages of Debugging
* What the Fuck?
* Everything looks right
* Why is the documentation so crappy?
* There must be a bug in the runtime/compiler/operating system
* Delete all code and start over
* THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I HATE EVERYTHING!
* Oh, it was just a typo.<|eor|><|sor|>I normally have a quick about face from "there's no way this could possibly be broken" to "there's no way this could have worked as well as it did" somewhere in there as well<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 561 |
programmerhumor | Icerman | gis79ex | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Seven Stages of Debugging
* What the Fuck?
* Everything looks right
* Why is the documentation so crappy?
* There must be a bug in the runtime/compiler/operating system
* Delete all code and start over
* THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I HATE EVERYTHING!
* Oh, it was just a typo.<|eor|><|sor|>I normally have a quick about face from "there's no way this could possibly be broken" to "there's no way this could have worked as well as it did" somewhere in there as well<|eor|><|sor|>My personal favourites are the bugs that make me go "How did this ever work in the first place?" and discovering that some other bug made it work when it shouldn't have. Those are *fun.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 441 |
programmerhumor | haldeigosh | gis7lf5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Why is it working?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | youcef0w0 | gis3q65 | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>okay but seriously, why is this so true, I don't understand how I can hate and love something so much at the same time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
programmerhumor | WishOnSpaceHardware | gis1fkd | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also known as Stockholm syndrome<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
programmerhumor | zero__sugar__energy | gisjbot | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Why is it working?"<|eor|><|sor|>> "Why is it working?"
And the extended version:
"I just wrote this huge amount of code and it ran perfectly fine on the first run without any debugging. This is _suspicious_."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | TheAJGman | giskwuj | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Why is it working?"<|eor|><|sor|>> "Why is it working?"
And the extended version:
"I just wrote this huge amount of code and it ran perfectly fine on the first run without any debugging. This is _suspicious_."<|eor|><|sor|>"This immensely complicated piece of code that I can't fully understand without drawing a flow chart just ran with no errors on the first try. Am I a god or a retard?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | PenitentLiar | gisdjhy | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Seven Stages of Debugging
* What the Fuck?
* Everything looks right
* Why is the documentation so crappy?
* There must be a bug in the runtime/compiler/operating system
* Delete all code and start over
* THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I HATE EVERYTHING!
* Oh, it was just a typo.<|eor|><|sor|>I normally have a quick about face from "there's no way this could possibly be broken" to "there's no way this could have worked as well as it did" somewhere in there as well<|eor|><|sor|>My personal favourites are the bugs that make me go "How did this ever work in the first place?" and discovering that some other bug made it work when it shouldn't have. Those are *fun.*<|eor|><|sor|>I like to call them "features"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | KastenBrod | gis4ao2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>okay but seriously, why is this so true, I don't understand how I can hate and love something so much at the same time.<|eor|><|soopr|>I feel you, maybe it is the great feeling after you find a bug you searched for for weeks<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | Dakreep | gisjpnh | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also known as Stockholm syndrome<|eor|><|sor|>More like Stackoverflom Syndrome<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | x_rebelfighter_x12 | gis9w5q | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The Seven Stages of Debugging
* What the Fuck?
* Everything looks right
* Why is the documentation so crappy?
* There must be a bug in the runtime/compiler/operating system
* Delete all code and start over
* THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I HATE EVERYTHING!
* Oh, it was just a typo.<|eor|><|sor|>I normally have a quick about face from "there's no way this could possibly be broken" to "there's no way this could have worked as well as it did" somewhere in there as well<|eor|><|sor|>My personal favourites are the bugs that make me go "How did this ever work in the first place?" and discovering that some other bug made it work when it shouldn't have. Those are *fun.*<|eor|><|sor|>I feel this in my soul<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | CreatureWarrior | gisk5r5 | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>okay but seriously, why is this so true, I don't understand how I can hate and love something so much at the same time.<|eor|><|sor|>As someone who tried to learn to code and gave up, it was everything but the last panel. I don't get how anybody can enjoy that.<|eor|><|sor|>It's that final moment where you hit "run" and everything goes perfectly. It's like finishing a huge puzzle. A beautiful moment that makes everything worth it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | SyrupOnWaffle_ | gisgj3f | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also known as Stockholm syndrome<|eor|><|sor|>could you explain me the syndrome ?<|eor|><|sor|>eventually learning to love and side with the person holding you captive. in this case coding is the captor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmerhumor | dotcomGamingReddit | giseeih | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>okay but seriously, why is this so true, I don't understand how I can hate and love something so much at the same time.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you never played Counter Strike or League of Legends?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | musicianengineer | gis6hrn | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot "I need to find a new career"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmerhumor | FlyingPasta | git2y4s | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Why is it working?"<|eor|><|sor|>> "Why is it working?"
And the extended version:
"I just wrote this huge amount of code and it ran perfectly fine on the first run without any debugging. This is _suspicious_."<|eor|><|sor|>"This immensely complicated piece of code that I can't fully understand without drawing a flow chart just ran with no errors on the first try. Am I a god or a retard?"<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah like you can comprehend individual pieces of the puzzle and how they fit together as you build it out one by one, but you can't even comprehend the entire thing in your mind at once. This hurts the head<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | EternityForest | gisemtx | <|sols|><|sot|>The four horsemen of software development<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x65tu8w13ja61.png<|eol|><|sor|>But they left out the fact that the "I love coding" lasts about 30 seconds, then you're into the next thing! And if you're not careful you end every session in a state of being annoyed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | Confidenceismyname | if9314 | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,492 |
programmerhumor | iamapizza | g2mezab | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't actually remember things. My main skill is knowing to search for the right terms; muscle memory clicks on the purple links.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,686 |
programmerhumor | You_Are_Secretariat | g2mf3oi | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Copy-pasting code from stack overflow: $1
Knowing which code to copy-paste from stack overflow: $100,000/year<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,108 |
programmerhumor | battle-obsessed | g2mtd7x | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't actually remember things. My main skill is knowing to search for the right terms; muscle memory clicks on the purple links.<|eor|><|sor|>If you ask me, that's the better skillset to have anyways. Things change - IDEs get updated, programming languages get altered. Knowing how to search Google and which results are the most fitting is a very useful skill<|eor|><|sor|>"Never memorize anything that can be looked up" - Einstein<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 878 |
programmerhumor | kahuna3901 | g2mko4q | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The amount of basic syntax I forget and have to Google alarms me. But hay, it's nice people think I am smart...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 719 |
programmerhumor | Hawkmek | g2muagl | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't actually remember things. My main skill is knowing to search for the right terms; muscle memory clicks on the purple links.<|eor|><|sor|>If you ask me, that's the better skillset to have anyways. Things change - IDEs get updated, programming languages get altered. Knowing how to search Google and which results are the most fitting is a very useful skill<|eor|><|sor|>"Never memorize anything that can be looked up" - Einstein<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks Einstein. Now I no longer know my parent's phone number.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 504 |
programmerhumor | battle-obsessed | g2mtt6z | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Copy-pasting code from stack overflow: $1
Knowing which code to copy-paste from stack overflow: $100,000/year<|eor|><|sor|>The original version:
> Henry Ford had ordered a dynamo for one of his plants. The dynamo didn'twork, and not even the manufacturers could figure out why. A Fordemployee told his boss that von Neumann was "the smartest man inAmerica," so Ford called von Neumann and asked him to come out and takea look at the dynamo.
Von Neumann came, looked at the schematics, walked around the dynamo,then took out a pencil. He marked a line on the outside casing and said,"If you'll go in and cut the coil here, the dynamo will work fine."
They cut the coil, and the dynamo did work fine. Ford then told vonNeumann to send him a bill for the work. Von Neumann sent Ford a billfor $5,000. Ford was astounded - $5,000 was a lot in the 1950s - and
asked von Neumann for an itemised account. Here's what he submitted:
Drawing a line with the pencil: $ 1
Knowing where to draw the line with the pencil: $4,999
Ford paid the bill.
[https://idiomzero.blogspot.com/2010/07/8-anecdotes-about-john-von-neumann.html](https://idiomzero.blogspot.com/2010/07/8-anecdotes-about-john-von-neumann.html)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | ChemtrailExpert | g2mf7h3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>When react.js became a thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
programmerhumor | acousticcoupler | g2mufkv | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't actually remember things. My main skill is knowing to search for the right terms; muscle memory clicks on the purple links.<|eor|><|sor|>If you ask me, that's the better skillset to have anyways. Things change - IDEs get updated, programming languages get altered. Knowing how to search Google and which results are the most fitting is a very useful skill<|eor|><|sor|>"Never memorize anything that can be looked up" - Einstein<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks Einstein. Now I no longer know my parent's phone number.<|eor|><|sor|>The only phone numbers I know are from before I got a cell phone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | noodle-face | g2mtmpx | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get a lot of "wow you must make a ton of money"
Which sucks
Because I do<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 326 |
programmerhumor | Thenderick | g2mtz6c | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Copy-pasting code from stack overflow: $1
Knowing which code to copy-paste from stack overflow: $100,000/year<|eor|><|sor|>Merging git branches you didn't make and having to resolve all merge conflicts because your coworkers are incompetent: $200,000/year<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | kahuna3901 | g2mpmm4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The amount of basic syntax I forget and have to Google alarms me. But hay, it's nice people think I am smart...<|eor|><|sor|>When you use a familiar language after not touching it for a few months... boy do you just feel like a giant fraud who has forgotten everything and doesnt deserve to list that language on their CV.<|eor|><|sor|>I never thought I would forget SQL code syntax considering how simple it often is. But in my new job I've spent pretty much the entire time writing Python based projects. I had to Google SUBSTRING on a call with a new colleague watching me the other day. It's funny how quickly we can forget things if they aren't used daily.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | ThisApril | g2mwu79 | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Copy-pasting code from stack overflow: $1
Knowing which code to copy-paste from stack overflow: $100,000/year<|eor|><|sor|>The original version:
> Henry Ford had ordered a dynamo for one of his plants. The dynamo didn'twork, and not even the manufacturers could figure out why. A Fordemployee told his boss that von Neumann was "the smartest man inAmerica," so Ford called von Neumann and asked him to come out and takea look at the dynamo.
Von Neumann came, looked at the schematics, walked around the dynamo,then took out a pencil. He marked a line on the outside casing and said,"If you'll go in and cut the coil here, the dynamo will work fine."
They cut the coil, and the dynamo did work fine. Ford then told vonNeumann to send him a bill for the work. Von Neumann sent Ford a billfor $5,000. Ford was astounded - $5,000 was a lot in the 1950s - and
asked von Neumann for an itemised account. Here's what he submitted:
Drawing a line with the pencil: $ 1
Knowing where to draw the line with the pencil: $4,999
Ford paid the bill.
[https://idiomzero.blogspot.com/2010/07/8-anecdotes-about-john-von-neumann.html](https://idiomzero.blogspot.com/2010/07/8-anecdotes-about-john-von-neumann.html)<|eor|><|sor|>I always thought that story was apocryphal. Particularly so in this case because the most-famous Henry Ford having died in 1947.
There's even a comment in that article pointing to a different original version
>Ford, whose electrical engineers couldnt solve some problems they were having with a gigantic generator, called Steinmetz in to the plant. Upon arriving, Steinmetz rejected all assistance and asked only for a notebook, pencil and cot. According to Scott, Steinmetz listened to the generator and scribbled computations on the notepad for two straight days and nights. On the second night, he asked for a ladder, climbed up the generator and made a chalk mark on its side. Then he told Fords skeptical engineers to remove a plate at the mark and replace sixteen windings from the field coil. They did, and the generator performed to perfection.
>Henry Ford was thrilled until he got an invoice from General Electric in the amount of $10,000. Ford acknowledged Steinmetzs success but balked at the figure. He asked for an itemized bill.
>Steinmetz, Scott wrote, responded personally to Fords request with the following:
>Making chalk mark on generator $1.
>Knowing where to make mark $9,999.
>Ford paid the bill.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/charles-proteus-steinmetz-the-wizard-of-schenectady-51912022/?no-ist<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | PenisMcBoobs | g2muych | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Copy-pasting code from stack overflow: $1
Knowing which code to copy-paste from stack overflow: $100,000/year<|eor|><|sor|>Merging git branches you didn't make and having to resolve all merge conflicts because your coworkers are incompetent: $200,000/year<|eor|><|sor|>Nah that's 80k/yr. Being the incompetent coworker and keeping your job is the real 200k/yr gig<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | Novemberisms | g2mxjvj | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, importing css into html is really unintuitive. It feels like
<link rel="stylesheet" href="...">
is a really strange way of doing something so common.
Why cant it be something easier to remember like
<style src="..."></style>
So then at least it would be similar to importing a script?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | dtrippsb | g2mm64p | <|sols|><|sot|>Am smart<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tozls5d3wsi51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I always try and tell people that they are smart enough to write code. Im an idiot but I work on it. To anyone that reads this, you too can be an idiot like me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | BeingJess | v8h128 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wipe those tears<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5glfbmzbml491.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,490 |
programmerhumor | PossibilityTasty | ibqccyd | <|sols|><|sot|>Wipe those tears<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5glfbmzbml491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Unrealistic. Companies hire full stack developers because they want someone who does everything for nothing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,784 |
programmerhumor | LazerSharkLover | ibqie5c | <|sols|><|sot|>Wipe those tears<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5glfbmzbml491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Add some DevOps/SysAdmin work to it too. That way not only do you produce something, you can then also charge for support. Maintenance is of course extra work which means extra money. The more apps/services you make, the fatter that support contract gets.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,086 |
programmerhumor | ilikepi8 | ibqsoju | <|sols|><|sot|>Wipe those tears<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5glfbmzbml491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Unrealistic. Companies hire full stack developers because they want someone who does everything for nothing.<|eor|><|sor|>Job spec:
\- We need you to know HTML, Java, Android, Mobile, Backend, Springboot, Node, Angular, React.
​
What you come with:
\- Yea I can pretty much do all of those and at some point I've done all of them in a production environment.
​
Them:
"Well, we are looking for someone who is a specialist and more focused in the field"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 781 |
programmerhumor | itemluminouswadison | ibqz8na | <|sols|><|sot|>Wipe those tears<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5glfbmzbml491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Add some DevOps/SysAdmin work to it too. That way not only do you produce something, you can then also charge for support. Maintenance is of course extra work which means extra money. The more apps/services you make, the fatter that support contract gets.<|eor|><|sor|>"devops" is just "fullstack" but one layer closer to the metal
to be fair no one can actually define "devops" it just means whatever you want it to mean to make you feel seperior<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 542 |
programmerhumor | PossibilityTasty | ibqt7uy | <|sols|><|sot|>Wipe those tears<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5glfbmzbml491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Unrealistic. Companies hire full stack developers because they want someone who does everything for nothing.<|eor|><|sor|>Job spec:
\- We need you to know HTML, Java, Android, Mobile, Backend, Springboot, Node, Angular, React.
​
What you come with:
\- Yea I can pretty much do all of those and at some point I've done all of them in a production environment.
​
Them:
"Well, we are looking for someone who is a specialist and more focused in the field"<|eor|><|sor|>And don't forget: You are not Full Stack if you don't swap the printer cartridges in your company.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 400 |
programmerhumor | solarized_penguin | ibqb5ov | <|sols|><|sot|>Wipe those tears<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5glfbmzbml491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm often like this and I'm just backend<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | tyler1128 | ibqoqeb | <|sols|><|sot|>Wipe those tears<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5glfbmzbml491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Unrealistic. Companies hire full stack developers because they want someone who does everything for nothing.<|eor|><|sor|>Full stack engineer.
Requirements:
* 20 years experience in a technology out for 4 years.
* You only ever smile and never frown
* 10 years experience in a technology we don't even use, but sounds cool<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | austin1134 | ibqtfni | <|sols|><|sot|>Wipe those tears<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5glfbmzbml491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>As much as I hate the saying..*laughs in back-end engineer*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | fordanjairbanks | ibqicny | <|sols|><|sot|>Wipe those tears<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5glfbmzbml491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm often like this and I'm just backend<|eor|><|sor|>Specializing is how you actually make money. My PM was just telling me some guys he worked with were Java developers and even the most junior coder made like $200k+/year, but the catch is that you have to actually *learn and write in Java*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | sklascher | ibr41wq | <|sols|><|sot|>Wipe those tears<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5glfbmzbml491.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I mostly take long, anxiety ridden lunches where I think about how much money I make and how much itd suck to get fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
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