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programmerhumor | alnesef2003 | h2ryl6v | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh lawd he comin'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qb93ilbpc0771.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Repost of: https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/o69uki/oh_lawd_he_comin/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share give credit next time :<<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | atrain728 | h2sdgs0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh lawd he comin'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qb93ilbpc0771.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand. Beta is an improved alpha. It goes on until Omega, which is the pinnacle of perfection (Kars). Why is Alpha considered the best individual of the group?<|eor|><|sor|>It's supposed to be a ranking system, alpha on top, beta second and so on<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes we order by asc, sometimes we order by desc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmerhumor | RockstarArtisan | h2s8cxi | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh lawd he comin'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qb93ilbpc0771.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't understand. Beta is an improved alpha. It goes on until Omega, which is the pinnacle of perfection (Kars). Why is Alpha considered the best individual of the group?<|eor|><|sor|>Because it's based on a nonsense study of wolf behaviour from the 1950's whose author spent the rest of his life correcting and debunking.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | KenaDra | h2sjeqy | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh lawd he comin'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qb93ilbpc0771.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Me a Beta male<|eor|><|sor|>I'm a Release Candidate<|eor|><|sor|>Abandonware here<|eor|><|sor|>A "hello world" male?<|eor|><|sor|>Im a 0101001 male<|eor|><|sor|>Binary genders are frowned upon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | tmntfever | h2ry90d | <|sols|><|sot|>Oh lawd he comin'<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qb93ilbpc0771.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Cancelled Project Male here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | ArifSagar | u3bs5c | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,394 |
programmerhumor | NotPechente | i4oeyur | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you install a whole npm library to only use one simple function you could have coded yourself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 785 |
programmerhumor | SirNightmate | i4oc5gm | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What being given a mosin in a war with tanks and self guided missiles and shit must feel like<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | Ellogwen | i4okrxk | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The question is: Is the bow or the rocket you part of the code?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | Awacate | i4ozdge | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you install a whole npm library to only use one simple function you could have coded yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/you-dont-need/You-Dont-Need-Lodash-Underscore<|eor|><|sor|>But how are you gonna support IE 5?<|eor|><|sor|>That's the neat part, you don't<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | Awacate | i4ow6xk | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you install a whole npm library to only use one simple function you could have coded yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/you-dont-need/You-Dont-Need-Lodash-Underscore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | Impressive_Change593 | i4ol6ga | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The question is: Is the bow or the rocket you part of the code?<|eor|><|sor|>yes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | Baardi | i4oq6eu | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you install a whole npm library to only use one simple function you could have coded yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>Then code it yourself. Delay dependency-hell, as long as you can<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | IBleddit | i4oyixl | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you install a whole npm library to only use one simple function you could have coded yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/you-dont-need/You-Dont-Need-Lodash-Underscore<|eor|><|sor|>But how are you gonna support IE 5?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | SalemsTrials | i4ou7gm | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you install a whole npm library to only use one simple function you could have coded yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>Then code it yourself. Delay dependency-hell, as long as you can<|eor|><|sor|>Or be like me and have no idea what any packages do so you _must_ code it yourself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmerhumor | troglo-dyke | i4ov71m | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The question is: Is the bow or the rocket you part of the code?<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure it's the bow.
The rocket is well designed by experts, consistent, and uses high quality materials. The bow is a bow.<|eor|><|sor|>Bows require a lot of skill to make, they're just legacy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | PolygonMan | i4ot0ej | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The question is: Is the bow or the rocket you part of the code?<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure it's the bow.
The rocket is well designed by experts, consistent, and uses high quality materials. The bow is a bow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | fiah84 | i4p278p | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you install a whole npm library to only use one simple function you could have coded yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>https://github.com/you-dont-need/You-Dont-Need-Lodash-Underscore<|eor|><|sor|>But how are you gonna support IE 5?<|eor|><|sor|>That's the neat part, you don't<|eor|><|sor|>that's my secret, I never supported IE!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmerhumor | AndrewBorg1126 | i4ogol8 | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Kuva Bramma irl... Wait, this isn't r/warframe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmerhumor | Devilblade666 | i4os2it | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bro got the silencer attachment for the RPG<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmerhumor | revanth94 | i4oq2w6 | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The question is: Is the bow or the rocket you part of the code?<|eor|><|sor|>yes<|eor|><|sor|>I think more like 'No'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmerhumor | StockerRumbles | i4oiq9t | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What being given a mosin in a war with tanks and self guided missiles and shit must feel like<|eor|><|sor|>Happy cake day!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
programmerhumor | UniqueFailure | i4p0okx | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you install a whole npm library to only use one simple function you could have coded yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>Then code it yourself. Delay dependency-hell, as long as you can<|eor|><|sor|>Or be like me and have no idea what any packages do so you _must_ code it yourself<|eor|><|sor|>No just learn what they do...dont be like you.<|eor|><|sor|>Time to read documentation then implement 5 - 30 minutes
Time to install package and yolo. 2 minutes.
I think the math speaks for itself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
programmerhumor | ChineseEntrepreneur | i4p6fgf | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The question is: Is the bow or the rocket you part of the code?<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure it's the bow.
The rocket is well designed by experts, consistent, and uses high quality materials. The bow is a bow.<|eor|><|sor|>Bows require a lot of skill to make, they're just legacy<|eor|><|sor|>Look, we already have the bow and its unit tests.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmerhumor | Metal_LinksV2 | i4oyyjl | <|sols|><|sot|>But it works....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ir7g08hj6gt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you install a whole npm library to only use one simple function you could have coded yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>Then code it yourself. Delay dependency-hell, as long as you can<|eor|><|sor|>Or be like me and have no idea what any packages do so you _must_ code it yourself<|eor|><|sor|>Me in R because of the craptastic docs and nonsense function naming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
programmerhumor | Xamthi | ksat1e | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,378 |
programmerhumor | AgentPaper0 | gif3438 | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>As a software engineer, I just want to say that I'm really glad that I don't need to decide where to place the logo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,649 |
programmerhumor | hrehbfthbrweer | gifrrdm | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>As a software engineer, I just want to say that I'm really glad that I don't need to decide where to place the logo.<|eor|><|sor|>This logo is too white, can you make it different white?<|eor|><|sor|>I was once writing a website for a big insurance company, and I had been given a very detailed style sheet that broke down what colours to use on screen vs print etc etc. So the colour palette was totally defined ahead of time.
During UAT someone told me that the green is a bit too green and asked for a different shade.
Literally fucking everything in the building was that shade of green. Our pens were that green. Our lanyards were that shade of green. It wasnt allowed to be less green!
So I said sure, didnt change shit, and then at the following UAT she said it was a much nicer shade of green.
This was 7 years ago and Im still salty about it.
It really was an ugly shade of green though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,859 |
programmerhumor | moonsider5 | gif0ru8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>Love the language PTSD, should include that one in my cv<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,735 |
programmerhumor | oupablo | gifu2rf | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>As a software engineer, I just want to say that I'm really glad that I don't need to decide where to place the logo.<|eor|><|sor|>This logo is too white, can you make it different white?<|eor|><|sor|>I was once writing a website for a big insurance company, and I had been given a very detailed style sheet that broke down what colours to use on screen vs print etc etc. So the colour palette was totally defined ahead of time.
During UAT someone told me that the green is a bit too green and asked for a different shade.
Literally fucking everything in the building was that shade of green. Our pens were that green. Our lanyards were that shade of green. It wasnt allowed to be less green!
So I said sure, didnt change shit, and then at the following UAT she said it was a much nicer shade of green.
This was 7 years ago and Im still salty about it.
It really was an ugly shade of green though.<|eor|><|sor|>She probably looked at it on two different screens. People don't realize how much variance there can be between screens.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,153 |
programmerhumor | obicankenobi | giezghv | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>If you think a product designer is supposed to work on the placement of the logo on the login page, don't get surprised when people ask you to hack Pentagon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 966 |
programmerhumor | TravellingTARDIS | gifc80h | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>The ideal LinkedIn profile: experienced in WTF, proficient in FML<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 727 |
programmerhumor | Mizzieon | giey8kz | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>Ive had to do both. BOTH.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 721 |
programmerhumor | douira | gifh913 | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>Love the language PTSD, should include that one in my cv<|eor|><|sor|>proficient in PTSD, LSD and ADHD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 691 |
programmerhumor | hrehbfthbrweer | gifv88q | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>As a software engineer, I just want to say that I'm really glad that I don't need to decide where to place the logo.<|eor|><|sor|>This logo is too white, can you make it different white?<|eor|><|sor|>I was once writing a website for a big insurance company, and I had been given a very detailed style sheet that broke down what colours to use on screen vs print etc etc. So the colour palette was totally defined ahead of time.
During UAT someone told me that the green is a bit too green and asked for a different shade.
Literally fucking everything in the building was that shade of green. Our pens were that green. Our lanyards were that shade of green. It wasnt allowed to be less green!
So I said sure, didnt change shit, and then at the following UAT she said it was a much nicer shade of green.
This was 7 years ago and Im still salty about it.
It really was an ugly shade of green though.<|eor|><|sor|>She probably looked at it on two different screens. People don't realize how much variance there can be between screens.<|eor|><|sor|>If only. Demos were always done from the same machine. This was because the call centre workers whod be using the software had *way* shittier screens and machines than back office workers.
I think in this case, it was very much someone just wanting to give feedback because they thought they should. Ive done the same thing before if Im completely honest.
In any other workplace I would have just explained the issue to her, but I worked for a consultancy at the time, so we were never really allowed to say no to things, even if we knew we couldnt do it. That whole place was toxic though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 544 |
programmerhumor | GaianNeuron | gig2cbz | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>As a software engineer, I just want to say that I'm really glad that I don't need to decide where to place the logo.<|eor|><|sor|>This logo is too white, can you make it different white?<|eor|><|sor|>I was once writing a website for a big insurance company, and I had been given a very detailed style sheet that broke down what colours to use on screen vs print etc etc. So the colour palette was totally defined ahead of time.
During UAT someone told me that the green is a bit too green and asked for a different shade.
Literally fucking everything in the building was that shade of green. Our pens were that green. Our lanyards were that shade of green. It wasnt allowed to be less green!
So I said sure, didnt change shit, and then at the following UAT she said it was a much nicer shade of green.
This was 7 years ago and Im still salty about it.
It really was an ugly shade of green though.<|eor|><|sor|>She probably looked at it on two different screens. People don't realize how much variance there can be between screens.<|eor|><|sor|>If only. Demos were always done from the same machine. This was because the call centre workers whod be using the software had *way* shittier screens and machines than back office workers.
I think in this case, it was very much someone just wanting to give feedback because they thought they should. Ive done the same thing before if Im completely honest.
In any other workplace I would have just explained the issue to her, but I worked for a consultancy at the time, so we were never really allowed to say no to things, even if we knew we couldnt do it. That whole place was toxic though.<|eor|><|sor|>That's why you always put an intentional small mistake in a design. So people can feel good about having given feedback!<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, the [Queen's Duck](https://bwiggs.com/notebook/queens-duck).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 319 |
programmerhumor | Neyschka | gig1dhp | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>As a software engineer, I just want to say that I'm really glad that I don't need to decide where to place the logo.<|eor|><|sor|>This logo is too white, can you make it different white?<|eor|><|sor|>I was once writing a website for a big insurance company, and I had been given a very detailed style sheet that broke down what colours to use on screen vs print etc etc. So the colour palette was totally defined ahead of time.
During UAT someone told me that the green is a bit too green and asked for a different shade.
Literally fucking everything in the building was that shade of green. Our pens were that green. Our lanyards were that shade of green. It wasnt allowed to be less green!
So I said sure, didnt change shit, and then at the following UAT she said it was a much nicer shade of green.
This was 7 years ago and Im still salty about it.
It really was an ugly shade of green though.<|eor|><|sor|>She probably looked at it on two different screens. People don't realize how much variance there can be between screens.<|eor|><|sor|>If only. Demos were always done from the same machine. This was because the call centre workers whod be using the software had *way* shittier screens and machines than back office workers.
I think in this case, it was very much someone just wanting to give feedback because they thought they should. Ive done the same thing before if Im completely honest.
In any other workplace I would have just explained the issue to her, but I worked for a consultancy at the time, so we were never really allowed to say no to things, even if we knew we couldnt do it. That whole place was toxic though.<|eor|><|sor|>That's why you always put an intentional small mistake in a design. So people can feel good about having given feedback!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
programmerhumor | movingtreeinc | gifr9im | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>As a software engineer, I just want to say that I'm really glad that I don't need to decide where to place the logo.<|eor|><|sor|>Dude same. Math and numbers will still have correct answers no matter how stupid I am, but there's an infinite amount of ways to misinterpret "I need a logo of plain white text to feel like an ocean breeze, or you're not getting paid this month"
Absolute respect for the designer team<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | CreativeCarbon | gifn6ve | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>If you think a product designer is supposed to work on the placement of the logo on the login page, don't get surprised when people ask you to hack Pentagon.<|eor|><|sor|>In smaller companies they *absolutely* would. Just as in smaller companies a dev is more likely to be full stack. As portrayed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | AgentPaper0 | gifcyoz | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>As a software engineer, I just want to say that I'm really glad that I don't need to decide where to place the logo.<|eor|><|sor|>This logo is too white, can you make it different white?<|eor|><|sor|>White is white!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | Chillingdude | giezwvd | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>Yeaaa. Ill take a designers mock ups over the back and forth with the client any day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | Immort4lFr0sty | gieyxij | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>Ive had to do both. BOTH.<|eor|><|sor|>It's such a pain in the ass. The biggest problem I had was not blending the UI with what's under the hood. I failed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | jacksalssome | gifioci | <|sols|><|sot|>Engineer vs Designer<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/wagevbbj2w961<|eol|><|sor|>As a software engineer, I just want to say that I'm really glad that I don't need to decide where to place the logo.<|eor|><|sor|>This logo is too white, can you make it different white?<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe a whiter white...ya know...make it pop a bit more<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes
background-color:rgba(266,266,266,0)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | 0x0is1 | k2pq2u | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,335 |
programmerhumor | sendmeyourfoods | gdw6coc | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>If I were to sit normally my coding skills would immediately be reduced by roughly 40%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,067 |
programmerhumor | corlynch | gdwn8px | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>If I were to sit normally my coding skills would immediately be reduced by roughly 40%<|eor|><|sor|>40% of zero is still zero<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,451 |
programmerhumor | codeByNumber | gdw9bre | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>I recently purchased a standing desk and it was such a great purchase. I stand for 80% of my work day now. My tailbone and back pain is gone. I take more frequent breaks since Im already standing. I walk around the room when ruminating over some bit of code. I would definitely recommend it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 631 |
programmerhumor | Tequel | gdw1c8y | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked by this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 580 |
programmerhumor | Feynt | gdwpi0i | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>If I were to sit normally my coding skills would immediately be reduced by roughly 40%<|eor|><|sor|>40% of zero is still zero<|eor|><|sor|>\<fights back single tear\><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 523 |
programmerhumor | codeByNumber | gdwiuqx | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>I recently purchased a standing desk and it was such a great purchase. I stand for 80% of my work day now. My tailbone and back pain is gone. I take more frequent breaks since Im already standing. I walk around the room when ruminating over some bit of code. I would definitely recommend it.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Haha, yup...the only one. ^working ^remotely<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
programmerhumor | PineAndApplePizza | gdvto9q | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>Developing back pain like a pro<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
programmerhumor | TellMeHowImWrong | gdwm3xg | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>I recently purchased a standing desk and it was such a great purchase. I stand for 80% of my work day now. My tailbone and back pain is gone. I take more frequent breaks since Im already standing. I walk around the room when ruminating over some bit of code. I would definitely recommend it.<|eor|><|sor|>I got a standing desk and it was a godsend for my back and neck. It was pretty rough on my ankles though. Then I messed my knee up by being in my thirties and Ive been sitting with bad posture on a stool in front of a makeshift table for the last month because all I have is a static standing desk and no office chair.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | Tautres | gdw6q2q | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked by this.<|eor|><|sor|>Same<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | Bobitsmagic | gdwrl2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>If I were to sit normally my coding skills would immediately be reduced by roughly 40%<|eor|><|sor|>Is this a Death note reference?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | memes_gbc | gdwzjrv | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>If I were to sit normally my coding skills would immediately be reduced by roughly 40%<|eor|><|sor|>40% of zero is still zero<|eor|><|sor|>\<fights back single tear\><|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>it's a break tag<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | ThaiJohnnyDepp | gdwv2nz | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel attacked by this.<|eor|><|sor|>Same<|eor|><|sor|>I'm that guy with at least one foot sole on the seat of my chair. I always blame poor leg circulation when people call me out on it. Truthfully I don't know what I'm talking about<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | sgtkang | gdwqoq5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I've found forcing myself to walk around helps. Before I was WFH I had to walk to meetings and I think that helped more than I realised. I'm trying to go up and down the stairs (or just get out of my chair) every couple of hours or so and it does seem to be helping.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | a_monkeys_head | gdx7o5t | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know how true it is, but I read from a guy who works on workplace ergonomics for a living that it's really hard to maintain a good posture for over 15m consciously (but may be possible nonconciously once you've trained yourself to do it).
I find that having a repeating timer on my laptop/using a website that goes off every 15 minutes reminds me that I need to correct my posture.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | pease_pudding | gdx1xd6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>If I were to sit normally my coding skills would immediately be reduced by roughly 40%<|eor|><|sor|>40% of zero is still zero<|eor|><|sor|>\<fights back single tear\><|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>it's a break tag<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>mine needs a `git reset --hard ae2419f`
I think that's where it all started going wrong<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | Time_Terminal | gdx4d33 | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable asf :|<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pwwa4wiv30261.png<|eol|><|sor|>40% of zero is still zero<|eor|><|sor|>\<fights back single tear\><|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>it's a break tag<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>mine needs a `git reset --hard ae2419f`
I think that's where it all started going wrong<|eor|><|sor|>>ae2419f
Which commit was that?<|eor|><|sor|>The moment of your birth.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | JellyManJellyArms | 10p4wo0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,332 |
programmerhumor | esteban_89_1 | j6id6vn | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1 line code change, 1,094,303 lines white space added<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,430 |
programmerhumor | CAP_NET_ADMIN | j6ife5r | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"fix typo"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,299 |
programmerhumor | forsamori | j6ik11d | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> git commit -m Initial project setup && git push
`git commit -m The rest of the fucking project`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,705 |
programmerhumor | NeoVidia | j6iecng | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1 line code change, 1,094,303 lines white space added<|eor|><|sor|>Im remembering this for april fools<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,212 |
programmerhumor | kopczak1995 | j6ijbrm | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"fix typo"<|eor|><|sor|>git commit -m "."
@edit Jesus... That might be one of my most upvoted comments. I don't know whether I should be proud or ashamed of myself, lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,854 |
programmerhumor | Abzalich_19 | j6ia4sg | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did he push node modules ?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,456 |
programmerhumor | Apfelvater | j6ilbzu | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> git commit -m Initial project setup && git push
`git commit -m The rest of the fucking project`<|eor|><|sor|>And 7 years between those commits<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,045 |
programmerhumor | swisstraeng | j6ikghh | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1 line code change, 1,094,303 lines white space added<|eor|><|sor|>Im remembering this for april fools<|eor|><|sor|>There is much more evil.
The famous zero-width space. aka U+200B. Ah there we go, got it. It's between those two letters: aa
Guess what happens when you put this bad boy in your code somewhere? >:D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,022 |
programmerhumor | LetUsSpeakFreely | j6iks2c | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Whoops I accidentally removed gitignore sorry"<|eor|><|sor|>Decline pull request. "Fix it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,855 |
programmerhumor | Bryguy3k | j6ibqzp | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When someones line endings are set wrong in both their auto formatter and git configuration.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,177 |
programmerhumor | nullpotato | j6ipqih | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Whoops I accidentally removed gitignore sorry"<|eor|><|sor|>Decline pull request. "Fix it"<|eor|><|sor|>I've rejected pull requests with "No" before.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,096 |
programmerhumor | qureshm | j6iap9a | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks good to me!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,041 |
programmerhumor | xkufix | j6io5p9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1 line code change, 1,094,303 lines white space added<|eor|><|sor|>Im remembering this for april fools<|eor|><|sor|>There is much more evil.
The famous zero-width space. aka U+200B. Ah there we go, got it. It's between those two letters: aa
Guess what happens when you put this bad boy in your code somewhere? >:D<|eor|><|sor|>Compilation error, so your test suite goes completely red and fails horribly, preventing anybody from merging that thing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 814 |
programmerhumor | Material-Panda3712 | j6ihmhh | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This small maneuver is gonna cost us 7 years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 778 |
programmerhumor | lefsler | j6iacf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did he push node modules ?!<|eor|><|sor|>Or he did run some formatting program<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 772 |
programmerhumor | VitaminnCPP | j6ihoel | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LGTM merge it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 707 |
programmerhumor | DigitalCryptic | j6in69t | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"fix typo"<|eor|><|sor|>git commit -m "."
@edit Jesus... That might be one of my most upvoted comments. I don't know whether I should be proud or ashamed of myself, lol.<|eor|><|sor|>make it a macro<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 697 |
programmerhumor | swisstraeng | j6iq0c8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1 line code change, 1,094,303 lines white space added<|eor|><|sor|>Im remembering this for april fools<|eor|><|sor|>There is much more evil.
The famous zero-width space. aka U+200B. Ah there we go, got it. It's between those two letters: aa
Guess what happens when you put this bad boy in your code somewhere? >:D<|eor|><|sor|>Compilation error, so your test suite goes completely red and fails horribly, preventing anybody from merging that thing?<|eor|><|sor|>And from identifying where the error comes from.
They will see "iVarA" when in reality it's written "iVarA"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 675 |
programmerhumor | AaronTheElite007 | j6ir357 | <|sols|><|sot|>Anybody else having this kind of colleague? Way to start a Monday!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pa5vwcval8fa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1 line code change, 1,094,303 lines white space added<|eor|><|sor|>Im remembering this for april fools<|eor|><|sor|>There is much more evil.
The famous zero-width space. aka U+200B. Ah there we go, got it. It's between those two letters: aa
Guess what happens when you put this bad boy in your code somewhere? >:D<|eor|><|sor|>Compilation error, so your test suite goes completely red and fails horribly, preventing anybody from merging that thing?<|eor|><|sor|>And from identifying where the error comes from.
They will see "iVarA" when in reality it's written "iVarA"<|eor|><|sor|>Its LeviOOOsa, not LevioSAA<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 675 |
programmerhumor | A3XN | wple7e | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,320 |
programmerhumor | kinokomushroom | ikhm5an | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>Wow what a sight, a meme with actual effort put in<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,463 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | ikhlhsc | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>Some code does feel like Kramer wrote it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,298 |
programmerhumor | DangyDanger | ikhkpoc | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>lost it at the taco emoji bit lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,202 |
programmerhumor | proteomicsguru | ikhvbcx | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>Some code does feel like Kramer wrote it<|eor|><|sor|>KramerScript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 973 |
programmerhumor | max_adam | iki1dt7 | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>Wow what a sight, a meme with actual effort put in<|eor|><|sor|>"I know nothing about programing, ask me anything about it and I'll give you a funny response"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 821 |
programmerhumor | fuzulian | ikhqobe | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>"What's the deal with circular references?" "I was thinking about the memory leakage other day."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 629 |
programmerhumor | A3XN | ikhee3r | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|soopr|>Source: https://twitter.com/DennisCode/status/1559383962299944960<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 546 |
programmerhumor | binary-tree | ikhyzop | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>Some code does feel like Kramer wrote it<|eor|><|sor|>KramerScript<|eor|><|sor|>Someone please make KramerScript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 407 |
programmerhumor | Extra-Confusion-8166 | ikhsnsg | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>I could watch an entire season of just this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 340 |
programmerhumor | FoofieLeGoogoo | ikhkbcw | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>Bravo!
(I work at Tesla)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | recycle4science | ikie1k7 | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>lost it at the taco emoji bit lmao<|eor|><|sor|>"A giant taco emoji." I could hear Kramer say it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | nickmaran | iki3ukk | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>Some code does feel like Kramer wrote it<|eor|><|sor|>KramerScript<|eor|><|sor|>Someone please make KramerScript<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | Dab2TheFuture | iki47zr | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>Wow what a sight, a meme with actual effort put in<|eor|><|sor|>"I know nothing about programing, ask me anything about it and I'll give you a funny response"<|eor|><|sor|>This whole subreddit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | ReactsWithWords | iki9o24 | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>I could watch an entire season of just this<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the deal with javascript? Its not Java, and its barely a script!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | pants_full_of_pants | ikhr029 | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>I might be the only one in the world liking JavaScript :(<|eor|><|sor|>Yes you are definitely the only one in the world liking one of the most widely used languages with no end of high paying jobs. It's so universally adopted because everyone hates it so much.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | whizzzkid | ikhvqfe | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>All that shushing when TypeScript is brought up. Too real!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | Potatoes_Fall | ikhv642 | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>is there a snippet of the code reproducing this taco behavior?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | P0L1Z1STENS0HN | ikhutay | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>I might be the only one in the world liking JavaScript :(<|eor|><|sor|>Yes you are definitely the only one in the world liking one of the most widely used languages with no end of high paying jobs. It's so universally adopted because everyone hates it so much.<|eor|><|sor|>> It's so universally adopted because everyone hates it so much.
It's so universally adopted because it's the only thing that runs in all browsers on all operating systems ever since the mid 1990s, and because everyone wants something that can run in any browser. That's why we have such a mess of frameworks, transpilers and polyfills - so that written code can execute in any browser, no matter how old.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | TheRidgeAndTheLadder | ikhv6wp | <|sols|><|sot|>JavaScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/6z9vi04gc0i91<|eol|><|sor|>"What's the deal with circular references?" "I was thinking about the memory leakage other day."<|eor|><|sor|>It's memory, and its leaking!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
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