subreddit stringclasses 7
values | author stringlengths 3 20 | id stringlengths 5 7 | content stringlengths 67 30.4k | score int64 0 140k |
|---|---|---|---|---|
programmerhumor | ososalsosal | iaj2ijb | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun Fact: The difference in energy consumption between idle and full load brain activity is rather insignificant...
Our brain is like processing NOP with 8 cores in parallel at 4Ghz while you look at a white wall drooling....[Link to article](https://time.com/5400025/does-thinking-burn-calories/)<|eor|><|sor|>What's full load look like? Flying a plane on a treadmill while playing the flute and another song is playing and you're also trying to navigate with paper maps and you can smell coffee somehow?<|eor|><|sor|>Really trying to do anything while dealing with anxiety i imagine<|eor|><|sor|>My kid was talking to me about roblox while I was trying to refactor some models to have different relationships. That nearly killed me, but I still have covid brain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | _87- | iajb7yo | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun Fact: The difference in energy consumption between idle and full load brain activity is rather insignificant...
Our brain is like processing NOP with 8 cores in parallel at 4Ghz while you look at a white wall drooling....[Link to article](https://time.com/5400025/does-thinking-burn-calories/)<|eor|><|sor|>What's full load look like? Flying a plane on a treadmill while playing the flute and another song is playing and you're also trying to navigate with paper maps and you can smell coffee somehow?<|eor|><|sor|>Having a seizure<|eor|><|sor|>Segmentation fault<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | WhAtEvErYoUmEaN101 | iajcjrh | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To burn more calories, deploy to production on a Friday afternoon<|eor|><|sor|>Without prior QA testing!<|eor|><|sor|>You guys have QA testing? Isn't that what prod is for?<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, the Microsoft way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | ourlastchancefortea | iajca40 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To burn more calories, deploy to production on a Friday afternoon<|eor|><|sor|>Without prior QA testing!<|eor|><|sor|>You guys have QA testing? Isn't that what prod is for?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, not sure what they are talking about. Everybody has QA tests. Sometimes it's a wasteful second instance mirroring prod, but usually it's directly prod. Much more efficient.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | mongoosefist | iajeh78 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun Fact: The difference in energy consumption between idle and full load brain activity is rather insignificant...
Our brain is like processing NOP with 8 cores in parallel at 4Ghz while you look at a white wall drooling....[Link to article](https://time.com/5400025/does-thinking-burn-calories/)<|eor|><|sor|>I'm wildly skeptical of this. The only source is a study from 20 years ago that used a single rat to measure oxygen consumption of the brain under different levels of anesthesia.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmerhumor | NotBoredApe | iaj5f92 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun Fact: The difference in energy consumption between idle and full load brain activity is rather insignificant...
Our brain is like processing NOP with 8 cores in parallel at 4Ghz while you look at a white wall drooling....[Link to article](https://time.com/5400025/does-thinking-burn-calories/)<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh so thats where Intel got inspiration for their architecture!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmerhumor | drawkbox | iajea9g | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To burn more calories, deploy to production on a Friday afternoon<|eor|><|sor|>Without prior QA testing!<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone needs QA testing, otherwise the end of the line is programmers. The end of the line is always blamed.
Project:
- 3 months - project managers getting around to planning
- 2 months - planning out meticulous unused project tracking and stories
- 1 month - two sprints of defined tasks down to the minute that is obliterated the first day due to part of the project project "managers" didn't plan for
- final week - crunch by programmers to just get it working
- blamed...
OR with QA add:
- last hour before launch - QA takes the heat when it doesn't work, everyone says "QA blocking so we can't launch" - blamed...
- Project managers then angry that people weren't able to meet their timelines they discussed with no one, got no estimates for, did no prototyping and lacking 70% of the needed nested tasks creating shallow code and projects that fail on launch.
- Meanwhile project managers have recreated waterfall in agile with everyone constantly in the critical path... escape unscathed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | sighcf | tmyivk | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,213 |
programmerhumor | Immediate_Election14 | i1z29u4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a British programmer, yes, very much so<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,590 |
programmerhumor | Certain_Topic_5197 | i1zh1ac | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>import math as maths<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,139 |
programmerhumor | cChefRabbit | i1yzqeg | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Center is also immensely annoying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,054 |
programmerhumor | askanison4 | i1zg33q | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a British programmer, yes, very much so<|eor|><|sor|>I've started to write it as "color" all the time now; outside of css. I retrained my brain so figure it can at least be consistent. I've done the same with airplane vs aeroplane, but I can't blame css for that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,382 |
programmerhumor | Ody_Odinsson | i1z9416 | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Every time I have to type "color" instead of "colour" I have to make a cup of tea and watch some Monty Python to restore my sense of Britishness.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,052 |
programmerhumor | TwistedSoul21967 | i1z3sfx | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Center is also immensely annoying<|eor|><|sor|>Words with `z` in also irk me, like serialize/deserialize<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,039 |
programmerhumor | AndyTheSane | i1zj21t | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a British programmer, yes, very much so<|eor|><|sor|>I've started to write it as "color" all the time now; outside of css. I retrained my brain so figure it can at least be consistent. I've done the same with airplane vs aeroplane, but I can't blame css for that.<|eor|><|sor|>You'll be sentenced to a lifetime of American beer for that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 922 |
programmerhumor | acidx0 | i20l1xg | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>import math as maths<|eor|><|sor|>*mafs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 785 |
programmerhumor | askanison4 | i1zk708 | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a British programmer, yes, very much so<|eor|><|sor|>I've started to write it as "color" all the time now; outside of css. I retrained my brain so figure it can at least be consistent. I've done the same with airplane vs aeroplane, but I can't blame css for that.<|eor|><|sor|>You'll be sentenced to a lifetime of American beer for that.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd drink hand sanitizer first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 747 |
programmerhumor | Cannibichromedout | i20j0x7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>import math as maths<|eor|><|sor|>Highly underrated comment right here<|eor|><|sor|>Init<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 710 |
programmerhumor | akamustang | i1yz2kr | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The code/script is what it is.
The struggle is with the comments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 545 |
programmerhumor | MysticWyng | i1z8n82 | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a Canadian, I can't even tell you how many errors were thrown because of this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 516 |
programmerhumor | lewispeel | i1z56zf | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>British developer here. After 15 years of coding, it doesnt bother me at all less to type<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 493 |
programmerhumor | cactus1337 | i1zy28x | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a British programmer, yes, very much so<|eor|><|sor|>At least you can write:
div {
color: grey;
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 477 |
programmerhumor | zombie_ie_ie | i1zejer | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Center is also immensely annoying<|eor|><|sor|>Words with `z` in also irk me, like serialize/deserialize<|eor|><|sor|>Same. I'm from Asia but we follow British grammar in my country. We are a part of the commonwealth.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 391 |
programmerhumor | supershwa | i1z6dwd | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The code/script is what it is.
The struggle is with the comments.<|eor|><|sor|>I had a client who bought a project from Flippa years ago. He needed me to revamp the entire system. Most of the comments were in Spanish (of which I know little.) Fortunately, my PHP and SQL skills far exceeded my Spanish.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 333 |
programmerhumor | AndyTheSane | i1zivtn | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a British programmer, yes, very much so<|eor|><|sor|>#define colour color<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 314 |
programmerhumor | meowcatbread | i1zdvos | <|sols|><|sot|>Do British programmers find humour in this sub?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tvtixaq0wdp81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a British programmer, yes, very much so<|eor|><|sor|>Don't you mean a British programmre?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | nonsenseis | nsyoqd | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,212 |
programmerhumor | giovans | h0p7lma | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In the Epoch we trust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 893 |
programmerhumor | programmer255 | h0p8igs | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In the Epoch we trust<|eor|><|sor|>Lets just pray when 2038 comes you arent using 32-bit hardware... ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 531 |
programmerhumor | taronic | h0pboe0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In the Epoch we trust<|eor|><|sor|>Lets just pray when 2038 comes you arent using 32-bit hardware... ;)<|eor|><|sor|>32 bit hardware will work fine if they used unsigned int. The problem is even 64 bit platforms have int as 32 bit signed integers, which are affected. It's the code, not the hardware<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | jjdmol | h0pgams | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Actually, "the number of seconds that have elapsed since 1970" is [TAI](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Atomic_Time). UTC is occasionally adjusted with leap seconds to keep our calendar days from shifting with respect to an apparent day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 319 |
programmerhumor | TheOldTubaroo | h0pz7hn | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Actually, "the number of seconds that have elapsed since 1970" is [TAI](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Atomic_Time). UTC is occasionally adjusted with leap seconds to keep our calendar days from shifting with respect to an apparent day.<|eor|><|sor|>"Time is really fucking complicated" - Programmers once they've had to deal with a bunch of edge cases, time zones, standards, and so on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | gizamo | h0pzivx | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This is what I tell people when they ask for more date calculations in their reports.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | CrazyNatey | h0p4i7z | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Milliseconds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | BlandSauce | h0pwylz | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In the Epoch we trust<|eor|><|sor|>Lets just pray when 2038 comes you arent using 32-bit hardware... ;)<|eor|><|sor|>32 bit hardware will work fine if they used unsigned int. The problem is even 64 bit platforms have int as 32 bit signed integers, which are affected. It's the code, not the hardware<|eor|><|sor|>I've always wondered why they implemented unix-time using a signed integer. I presume it's because when it was made, it wasn't uncommon to still have to represent dates before 1970, and negative time is supposed to represent seconds before 1970-01-01. Nonetheless, the `time.h` implementation included with my version of ~~GCC~~ MingW crashes when using anything above `0x7fffffff`.
I had written an implementation for the Arduino that does unix-time (which was 4x times faster than the one included in the Arduino libraries and used less space and RAM), that I reimplemented for x86, and I was wondering what all the fuss about 2038 was, since I had assumed they would've used unsigned as well, which would've led to problems only in the later half of the 21st century. Needless to say, I was quite surprised to discover they used a signed integer.<|eor|><|sor|>Making it unsigned would only double the time until it fails, and remove the ability to represent times before 1970. It's not worth it to go unsigned. Time should be stored in 64-bit (or 128-bit) data types.<|eor|><|sor|>64 bit just kicks the can down the road and we end up with a Year 292271025015 Problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | gilmeye | h0pcmow | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you imagine a programmer that was born that day ? Watching the microseconds of your life counting?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | sirxir | h0pjcm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Milliseconds.<|eor|><|sor|>Unix time\_t is seconds, you Java buffoon<|eor|><|sor|>Was it really necessary to call him Java? Rude.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | LOLTROLDUDES | h0ppqg8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Physicists: Is there negative time?
Programmers when a user submits a date earlier than 1970: YES<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | aaronfranke | h0pik4y | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In the Epoch we trust<|eor|><|sor|>Lets just pray when 2038 comes you arent using 32-bit hardware... ;)<|eor|><|sor|>32 bit hardware will work fine if they used unsigned int. The problem is even 64 bit platforms have int as 32 bit signed integers, which are affected. It's the code, not the hardware<|eor|><|sor|>I've always wondered why they implemented unix-time using a signed integer. I presume it's because when it was made, it wasn't uncommon to still have to represent dates before 1970, and negative time is supposed to represent seconds before 1970-01-01. Nonetheless, the `time.h` implementation included with my version of ~~GCC~~ MingW crashes when using anything above `0x7fffffff`.
I had written an implementation for the Arduino that does unix-time (which was 4x times faster than the one included in the Arduino libraries and used less space and RAM), that I reimplemented for x86, and I was wondering what all the fuss about 2038 was, since I had assumed they would've used unsigned as well, which would've led to problems only in the later half of the 21st century. Needless to say, I was quite surprised to discover they used a signed integer.<|eor|><|sor|>Making it unsigned would only double the time until it fails, and remove the ability to represent times before 1970. It's not worth it to go unsigned. Time should be stored in 64-bit (or 128-bit) data types.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | cr4qsh0t | h0phau8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In the Epoch we trust<|eor|><|sor|>Lets just pray when 2038 comes you arent using 32-bit hardware... ;)<|eor|><|sor|>32 bit hardware will work fine if they used unsigned int. The problem is even 64 bit platforms have int as 32 bit signed integers, which are affected. It's the code, not the hardware<|eor|><|sor|>I've always wondered why they implemented unix-time using a signed integer. I presume it's because when it was made, it wasn't uncommon to still have to represent dates before 1970, and negative time is supposed to represent seconds before 1970-01-01. Nonetheless, the `time.h` implementation included with my version of ~~GCC~~ MingW crashes when using anything above `0x7fffffff`.
I had written an implementation for the Arduino that does unix-time (which was 4x times faster than the one included in the Arduino libraries and used less space and RAM), that I reimplemented for x86, and I was wondering what all the fuss about 2038 was, since I had assumed they would've used unsigned as well, which would've led to problems only in the later half of the 21st century. Needless to say, I was quite surprised to discover they used a signed integer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | NSFL_NotSafeForLove | h0pdwl5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Milliseconds.<|eor|><|sor|>Unix time\_t is seconds, you Java buffoon<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | drkspace2 | h0pxivk | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In the Epoch we trust<|eor|><|sor|>Lets just pray when 2038 comes you arent using 32-bit hardware... ;)<|eor|><|sor|>32 bit hardware will work fine if they used unsigned int. The problem is even 64 bit platforms have int as 32 bit signed integers, which are affected. It's the code, not the hardware<|eor|><|sor|>I've always wondered why they implemented unix-time using a signed integer. I presume it's because when it was made, it wasn't uncommon to still have to represent dates before 1970, and negative time is supposed to represent seconds before 1970-01-01. Nonetheless, the `time.h` implementation included with my version of ~~GCC~~ MingW crashes when using anything above `0x7fffffff`.
I had written an implementation for the Arduino that does unix-time (which was 4x times faster than the one included in the Arduino libraries and used less space and RAM), that I reimplemented for x86, and I was wondering what all the fuss about 2038 was, since I had assumed they would've used unsigned as well, which would've led to problems only in the later half of the 21st century. Needless to say, I was quite surprised to discover they used a signed integer.<|eor|><|sor|>Making it unsigned would only double the time until it fails, and remove the ability to represent times before 1970. It's not worth it to go unsigned. Time should be stored in 64-bit (or 128-bit) data types.<|eor|><|sor|>64 bit just kicks the can down the road and we end up with a Year 292271025015 Problem.<|eor|><|sor|>And if we're still basing time based on 1970, then they deserve any problems that causes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | TheMysticalBaconTree | h0q3fg2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Time is money, friend.
-Some Goblin in Booty Baby<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | WinterKing | h0pq3xo | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Of course Apple [thinks differently](https://developer.apple.com/documentation/foundation/nsdate/1417376-timeintervalsincereferencedate) \- how about a floating point number of seconds since 2001-01-01 instead?
Dates are way off becomes one of those bugs that you instantly identify and diagnose from afar. Let me guess, exactly 31 years? you ask, and people think you can see the matrix.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | peebsthehuman | h0pzx7d | <|sols|><|sot|>Time.h<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s3y8zuswxg371.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Actually, "the number of seconds that have elapsed since 1970" is [TAI](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Atomic_Time). UTC is occasionally adjusted with leap seconds to keep our calendar days from shifting with respect to an apparent day.<|eor|><|sor|>"Time is really fucking complicated" - Programmers once they've had to deal with a bunch of edge cases, time zones, standards, and so on.<|eor|><|sor|>I write web scrapers and good god the number of different time formats I see on a daily basis is insane.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | bot_hunter101 | ap5msy | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,172 |
programmerhumor | WombatWinn | eg67u2e | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Interviewer once asked me if I knew COM. When I said I didnt she shrugged and said nobody here does either, we just google it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,682 |
programmerhumor | Loves_Poetry | eg69clm | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Started by learning PHP, got offered to a company as a Java dev for a C# job. Ended up programming in JavaScript.
Yes, this is how the market works.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,550 |
programmerhumor | bot_hunter101 | eg68qmj | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Interviewer once asked me if I knew COM. When I said I didnt she shrugged and said nobody here does either, we just google it.<|eor|><|soopr|>I so want this to be real<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,487 |
programmerhumor | Venefercus | eg61zul | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not just the students, it's the whole industry! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 959 |
programmerhumor | iBooYourBadPuns | eg66gf9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They asked me how well I understood 'theoretical physics.' I said I have a theoretical degree in physics. They said "Welcome aboard."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 778 |
programmerhumor | Muv_It_Football_Head | eg69cld | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not just the students, it's the whole industry! <|eor|><|sor|>"Oh, you know C#? Sorry, we're looking for someone with Java."<|eor|><|sor|>"Sorry, we're really looking for someone with 15 years of Rails experience."
"But Rails is only 13 years old..."
"Thanks for coming in byyeeeeee"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 633 |
programmerhumor | guitrist | eg6968f | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Interviewer once asked me if I knew COM. When I said I didnt she shrugged and said nobody here does either, we just google it.<|eor|><|soopr|>I so want this to be real<|eoopr|><|sor|>It is but nobody want to admit it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 607 |
programmerhumor | trump_pushes_mongo | eg687y3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's not just the students, it's the whole industry! <|eor|><|sor|>"Oh, you know C#? Sorry, we're looking for someone with Java."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 582 |
programmerhumor | GrammerSnob | eg6b80l | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive been a software dev for 20 years. Im mildly terrified that theyll find out that I dont really know anything and just google everything.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 500 |
programmerhumor | Kankunation | eg6dvjo | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hell my first ever CS teacher was like this. After being with the high school for a few years, the school asked him if he could teach programming. Job came with a decent raise. He took it on the spot.
The man majored in History and never coded in his life. He went home and spend the next month teaching himself the basics of java so he could teach us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | DotaDogma | eg6de7a | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Interviewer once asked me if I knew COM. When I said I didnt she shrugged and said nobody here does either, we just google it.<|eor|><|soopr|>I so want this to be real<|eoopr|><|sor|>In my interview I said I knew what python was used for and a bit about syntax but honestly had never touched it. It's pretty core for the job, they asked how I'd go about learning it and I said probably a lot of google and a bit of trial and error.
I started last month.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | Peeka-cyka | eg68sxz | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They asked me how well I understood 'theoretical physics.' I said I have a theoretical degree in physics. They said "Welcome aboard."<|eor|><|sor|>This is from an NPC at Helios One in the game Fallout New Vegas in case anyone is interested.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
programmerhumor | MassiveFajiit | eg6ah6b | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Started by learning PHP, got offered to a company as a Java dev for a C# job. Ended up programming in JavaScript.
Yes, this is how the market works.<|eor|><|sor|>Man I wish. I've kinda be typecasted as a C# developer but want to break into Python and JS roles. I can't stand working on C# projects that are basically re-implemented enterprise Java projects.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | Megatron_McLargeHuge | eg6d8m1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Interviewer once asked me if I knew COM. When I said I didnt she shrugged and said nobody here does either, we just google it.<|eor|><|sor|>I was once asked to write a short program in a language I didn't know. When I told them I didn't know that language, they told me to tell them what I'd google to accomplish the task. <|eor|><|sor|>them: "We need you to write Scala."
me: "I don't know Scala."
them: "What would you google if we told you to write Scala?"
me: "python developer job openings."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | nunchukity | eg6vsxa | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hell my first ever CS teacher was like this. After being with the high school for a few years, the school asked him if he could teach programming. Job came with a decent raise. He took it on the spot.
The man majored in History and never coded in his life. He went home and spend the next month teaching himself the basics of java so he could teach us.<|eor|><|sor|>Suddenly some of my past teachers make sense<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | rincewind007 | eg6ccx2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Started by learning PHP, got offered to a company as a Java dev for a C# job. Ended up programming in JavaScript.
Yes, this is how the market works.<|eor|><|sor|>Man I wish. I've kinda be typecasted as a C# developer but want to break into Python and JS roles. I can't stand working on C# projects that are basically re-implemented enterprise Java projects.<|eor|><|sor|>I have been flown to the other side of the globe as an expert on a software I never seen. Just printed all the source code and manual I Could find and spent the next 24h to figure it out good enough to pretend. Luckly the customer did not know our product either. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | bricked_machine | eg666jq | <|sols|><|sot|>Every CS student resume ever<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/er2sco8rsrf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As it relates to technology, there's nothing wrong with this attitude. No one can know everything; the only limiting factor is aptitude.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | MrTarantula | 6gpq11 | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,168 |
programmerhumor | kysek | dis5dyb | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That is a terrible idea,
I love it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,436 |
programmerhumor | doominic77 | dis56tr | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You have to keep pumping to maintain the volume. I'm ded<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,294 |
programmerhumor | EETrainee | disalem | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I think the fact that you have to actively maintain your sound levels easily makes this the most annoying solution possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,683 |
programmerhumor | _demetri_ | disbmbr | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That is a terrible idea,
I love it<|eor|><|sor|>It's so perfect, I hate it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,047 |
programmerhumor | eltommonator | dis8lxb | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You have to keep pumping to maintain the volume. I'm ded<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like there should be a little sealing cap which you need to screw/unscrew in order to change the volume with the pump. You would have to quickly fiddle with the cap after hitting 100 to get it as close to max as possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 961 |
programmerhumor | Drainedsoul | disaq3h | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>>Pump up the Volume
Okay Lucio. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 851 |
programmerhumor | beerdude26 | disa9jk | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You have to keep pumping to maintain the volume. I'm ded<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like there should be a little sealing cap which you need to screw/unscrew in order to change the volume with the pump. You would have to quickly fiddle with the cap after hitting 100 to get it as close to max as possible.<|eor|><|sor|>Imma kickstart a physical screw widget you have to plug into the usb port<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 588 |
programmerhumor | bluaki | disdvei | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I think the fact that you have to actively maintain your sound levels easily makes this the most annoying solution possible.<|eor|><|sor|>It could be worse if the sound level can overflow and reset to a lower amount.<|eor|><|sor|>It could pop after 100% and then your sound stays muted until you reboot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
programmerhumor | Zanoab | disb0x4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I think the fact that you have to actively maintain your sound levels easily makes this the most annoying solution possible.<|eor|><|sor|>It could be worse if the sound level can overflow and reset to a lower amount.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 536 |
programmerhumor | PinheadPangolin | dise78t | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That is a terrible idea,
I love it<|eor|><|sor|>It's so perfect, I hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>It's so flawless, I despise it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 433 |
programmerhumor | MrTarantula | dis5tj0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Why do people keep pumping these things out?<|eor|><|soopr|>My first one was so popular, I had to make an underwhelming sequel.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 401 |
programmerhumor | MrTarantula | dis4wld | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>You guys liked my [last one](https://i.redd.it/xwlb42y2nx2z.gif) so much, I thought I'd make another. Thanks to /u/cuntingtons for the idea.
Edit: [Fiddle here](https://jsfiddle.net/u4vxe9jd/)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
programmerhumor | johsko | disf8i0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>That is a terrible idea,
I love it<|eor|><|sor|>It's so perfect, I hate it.<|eor|><|sor|>It's so flawless, I despise it.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>And we just came full circle. This was literally the volume bar that started it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | LivelyZebra | disdir8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You have to keep pumping to maintain the volume. I'm ded<|eor|><|sor|>I feel like there should be a little sealing cap which you need to screw/unscrew in order to change the volume with the pump. You would have to quickly fiddle with the cap after hitting 100 to get it as close to max as possible.<|eor|><|sor|>Imma kickstart a physical screw widget you have to plug into the usb port<|eor|><|sor|>Windows 10 paid DLC : Widget to keep your volume locked.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | zuudo | disaxjw | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>>Pump up the Volume
Okay Lucio. <|eor|><|sor|>Have some Lcio-ohs!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | amdelamar | dis5ouc | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>These are getting so damn clever. Haha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | commander_nice | disbkod | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You have to keep pumping to maintain the volume. I'm ded<|eor|><|sor|>Actually, the volume stays the same no matter what you do. Pumping just changes the pressure. Y'know, ideal gas laws and all that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | Plasma_000 | discans | <|sols|><|sot|>Pump up the Volume<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv6vv2vvt43z.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I think the fact that you have to actively maintain your sound levels easily makes this the most annoying solution possible.<|eor|><|sor|>It could be worse if the sound level can overflow and reset to a lower amount.<|eor|><|sor|>Or better yet, when you get to 100 it gives you a Volume Stack and when it drops down to 0 it takes from the stack instead of staying at 0. <|eor|><|sor|>Or it buffer overflows and starts writing arbitrary data into ram<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | bobby_vance | m7qx7k | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,169 |
programmerhumor | spqrnbb | grd9ofq | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mine was "I might be interested in programming." "Calculus" "Fuck"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,936 |
programmerhumor | theshoeshiner84 | grd0au8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*C++ pointers have entered the chat*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,957 |
programmerhumor | theCyanEYED | grdgrsa | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*C++ pointers have entered the chat*<|eor|><|sor|>Pointers are sick af, if you know how to do it you can do some really weird stuff, especially in c<|eor|><|sor|>Segmentation fault<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,370 |
programmerhumor | ZirJohn | gre5e0m | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mine was "I might be interested in programming." "Calculus" "Fuck"<|eor|><|sor|>You're not really going to use it unless you're in data science or machine learning, just knock out the class.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,166 |
programmerhumor | Clyxx | grddjc3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*C++ pointers have entered the chat*<|eor|><|sor|>Pointers are sick af, if you know how to do it you can do some really weird stuff, especially in c<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,147 |
programmerhumor | SoMuchJamImToast | grdab4g | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But seriously my company's code base would be a lot better if people understood polymorphism.
**TL;DR** you can handle different circumstances and conditional paths in code with (1) if statements, or (2) different implementations of a single interface which compartmentalize the different code paths within their different implementations.
Using option 2 makes your code much more readable and easier to maintain, but it's harder because you have to abstract away the different code paths in a smart way. Bigger upfront investment, huge payoff if the code is long-lived.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 875 |
programmerhumor | spqrnbb | gre61pf | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mine was "I might be interested in programming." "Calculus" "Fuck"<|eor|><|sor|>You're not really going to use it unless you're in data science or machine learning, just knock out the class.<|eor|><|sor|>Pfft, it knocked me out twice, that's why I'm not in Comp Sci anymore.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 490 |
programmerhumor | handlederror | grdrb0i | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only person who thinks polymorphism is easy enough?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 487 |
programmerhumor | basedjab | grdh8br | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*C++ pointers have entered the chat*<|eor|><|sor|>Pointers are sick af, if you know how to do it you can do some really weird stuff, especially in c<|eor|><|sor|>Segmentation fault<|eor|><|sor|>UN-FAULTS YOUR SEGMENTS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 406 |
programmerhumor | ricetime | grehufp | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mine was "I might be interested in programming." "Calculus" "Fuck"<|eor|><|sor|>You're not really going to use it unless you're in data science or machine learning, just knock out the class.<|eor|><|sor|>It also shows up if you do robotics. I am doing an AI robotics track and it comes back in because of physics like kinematics and PID controllers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 394 |
programmerhumor | Damaniel2 | grdk9j2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mine was "I might be interested in programming." "Calculus" "Fuck"<|eor|><|sor|>I never understood this requirement. There's lots of math useful (and usually required) for a CS degree, including discrete math and linear algebra, but not calculus - in fact, the only reason that calculus was a requirement in my program was because it was a prerequisite for the 'important' CS math classes. I could never wrap my brain around integral calculus, so I just had to accept my B- (where anything below a C didn't count for the degree) while I was getting As in literally everything else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 363 |
programmerhumor | t_Lancer | grdp9lb | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had had to do an essay on polymorphism in my first semester. I described it using Pokmon. my professor was impressed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | CanIDevIt | grdkim0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But seriously my company's code base would be a lot better if people understood polymorphism.
**TL;DR** you can handle different circumstances and conditional paths in code with (1) if statements, or (2) different implementations of a single interface which compartmentalize the different code paths within their different implementations.
Using option 2 makes your code much more readable and easier to maintain, but it's harder because you have to abstract away the different code paths in a smart way. Bigger upfront investment, huge payoff if the code is long-lived.<|eor|><|sor|>It's probably my lack of brainpower, but from my experience although OOP is certainly clever and neat, it starts to involve lots of separate files you have to trace through to figure out what's actually going on, vs 'there's all the logic right there' of (1).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | GargantuanCake | grdgujn | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*C++ pointers have entered the chat*<|eor|><|sor|>Pointers are kind of like people. I'm fine with the idea in theory but given a choice I'd rather not interact with them directly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 277 |
programmerhumor | Henriquelj | grdolt1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mine was "I might be interested in programming." "Calculus" "Fuck"<|eor|><|sor|>I never understood this requirement. There's lots of math useful (and usually required) for a CS degree, including discrete math and linear algebra, but not calculus - in fact, the only reason that calculus was a requirement in my program was because it was a prerequisite for the 'important' CS math classes. I could never wrap my brain around integral calculus, so I just had to accept my B- (where anything below a C didn't count for the degree) while I was getting As in literally everything else.<|eor|><|sor|>It depends.
There are some concepts that are useful when dealing with some complex problems, and that can come up in some areas more than others.
Like, if you are doing web development you are probably never gonna use it, but if you are developing machine learning on a low level, then you are definitely going to need it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
programmerhumor | cthewombat | gre3yfh | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Do people actually think polymorphism is bad/overly complicated? I mean sure, if you want to spark a person's interest in coding you wouldn't start of with that concept, but that's not what anybody does anyways.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | cillosis | gremlfb | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mine was "I might be interested in programming." "Calculus" "Fuck"<|eor|><|sor|>You're not really going to use it unless you're in data science or machine learning, just knock out the class.<|eor|><|sor|>Pfft, it knocked me out twice, that's why I'm not in Comp Sci anymore.<|eor|><|sor|>If it makes you feel better, I have a generic I.T. degree (not comp sci) and work as a well payed software engineer. In my experience, only certain industries and specialties need advanced math. For probably 95% of my career, basic algebra is really all I need to know.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.