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programmerhumor | haroldas194 | kjdf10 | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,313 |
programmerhumor | Mizzter_perro | ggw8sr0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I unicode, too!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 993 |
programmerhumor | khizoa | ggwr1ua | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I unicode, too!<|eor|><|sor|> I lamp<|eor|><|sor|>Probably a dumb question, but how do you do this? Im newer to coding and dont really get this<|eor|><|sor|>ctrl+c, ctrl+v
you'll learn these shortcuts by heart, once you visit stackoverflow enough times<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 457 |
programmerhumor | khizoa | ggwooyv | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I unicode, too!<|eor|><|sor|> I lamp<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | PaurAmma | ggw5vpq | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>and I love regex<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Can you parse HTML with RegEx?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
programmerhumor | mark__fuckerberg | ggw4nzk | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont got it.<|eor|><|sor|>It's ironic because they love unicode but were not able to print the unicode character <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | dominosci | ggwuqfm | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is my car! It's funny how it gets posted every year or so.
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[https://www.reddit.com/r/geek/comments/6wloj3/this\_made\_me\_chuckle/dm9eilp/](https://www.reddit.com/r/geek/comments/6wloj3/this_made_me_chuckle/dm9eilp/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | SkollFenrirson | ggwskfx | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I unicode, too!<|eor|><|sor|> I lamp<|eor|><|sor|>Probably a dumb question, but how do you do this? Im newer to coding and dont really get this<|eor|><|sor|>ctrl+c, ctrl+v
you'll learn these shortcuts by heart, once you visit stackoverflow enough times<|eor|><|sor|>Whoa whoa whoa, settle down with your tech magic, magic man<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | dudeimconfused | ggwuee2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I unicode, too!<|eor|><|sor|> I lamp<|eor|><|sor|>Probably a dumb question, but how do you do this? Im newer to coding and dont really get this<|eor|><|sor|>ctrl+c, ctrl+v
you'll learn these shortcuts by heart, once you visit stackoverflow enough times<|eor|><|sor|>Whoa whoa whoa, settle down with your tech magic, magic man<|eor|><|sor|>So I have to type c, t, r, l, +, c, c, t, r, l, +, v right?
I just did that and I don't have the box thing on my screen.
Please send help<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | whittyh | ggw6i2y | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>and I love regex<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Can you parse HTML with RegEx?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>lol my Theory of Computation professor last semester had this screenshotted in his slides!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | Mr_Redstoner | ggw8a0t | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>and I love regex<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Can you parse HTML with RegEx?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A write-up that considers the fact that regex in programming languages is not the same as regex in theory: [https://nikic.github.io/2012/06/15/The-true-power-of-regular-expressions.html](https://nikic.github.io/2012/06/15/The-true-power-of-regular-expressions.html)
TL;DR: Regex doesn't parse, it matches. And you can match html with regex (at least some flavors)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | alexanderpas | ggwar38 | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>and I love regex<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Can you parse HTML with RegEx?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A write-up that considers the fact that regex in programming languages is not the same as regex in theory: [https://nikic.github.io/2012/06/15/The-true-power-of-regular-expressions.html](https://nikic.github.io/2012/06/15/The-true-power-of-regular-expressions.html)
TL;DR: Regex doesn't parse, it matches. And you can match html with regex (at least some flavors)<|eor|><|sor|>Essential part:
> Well-formed HTML is context-free. So you can match it using regular expressions, contrary to popular opinion. But dont forget [...] most HTML you see in the wild is not well-formed (usually not even close to it).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Bob-The-One | ggw609t | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont got it.<|eor|><|sor|>It's ironic because they love unicode but were not able to print the unicode character <|eor|><|sor|>it's ironic as PHP does not have a version 6.<|eor|><|sor|>For those interested:
" There have been attempts at making a PHP 6 release in as early as 2005, which would feature UTF8/Unicode support (at last!). But those efforts never succeeded.
As time went on, it gave the PHP 6 release a bad name. Its the version that went in development for ever, but was never released. " --https://ma.ttias.be/php6-missing-version-number/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | kodicraft4 | ggw5mk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I ALT+32 Unicode<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | Bananana_man | ggwq4i6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I unicode, too!<|eor|><|sor|> I lamp<|eor|><|sor|>Probably a dumb question, but how do you do this? Im newer to coding and dont really get this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | dudeimconfused | ggwye8o | <|sols|><|sot|>I love PHP 6<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pqfpzy0a74761.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I unicode, too!<|eor|><|sor|> I lamp<|eor|><|sor|>Probably a dumb question, but how do you do this? Im newer to coding and dont really get this<|eor|><|sor|>ctrl+c, ctrl+v
you'll learn these shortcuts by heart, once you visit stackoverflow enough times<|eor|><|sor|>Whoa whoa whoa, settle down with your tech magic, magic man<|eor|><|sor|>So I have to type c, t, r, l, +, c, c, t, r, l, +, v right?
I just did that and I don't have the box thing on my screen.
Please send help<|eor|><|sor|>No-no-no, you got it all wrong.
You don't type a + between each letter.<|eor|><|sor|>Facebook dot Com my grandson nathan<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | MrMusAddict | 8bcpmx | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,304 |
programmerhumor | marcosdumay | dx5vvsn | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>Being technically correct is what machine intelligence does best!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,981 |
programmerhumor | PeenuttButler | dx5zcgw | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>Being technically correct is what machine intelligence does best!<|eor|><|sor|>This is why people think AI may be dangerous. We humans aren't capable of coming up enough rules to prevent it from doing stupid/dangerous things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,515 |
programmerhumor | Ennui92 | dx5pqh3 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>If it's stupid but it works right<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,097 |
programmerhumor | Audiblade | dx5x6b8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder what would happen if you could add restrictions/rules in the throw then let it develop a strategy. (For example ball be trown before second leg touches ground or whatelse)<|eor|><|sor|>This is definitely a case of not enough constraints put on the cost function. You don't even have to get creative finding a way to block this specific behavior. Instead, it would be best to read the official rules of baseball and put them in as constraints. Maybe you'll still get bizzaire, inhuman pitches, but they will all be perfectly legal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,190 |
programmerhumor | TMarkos | dx6301c | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>Being technically correct is what machine intelligence does best!<|eor|><|sor|>This is why people think AI may be dangerous. We humans aren't capable of coming up enough rules to prevent it from doing stupid/dangerous things.<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instrumental_convergence#Paperclip_maximizer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,154 |
programmerhumor | Ennui92 | dx5rvkh | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder what would happen if you could add restrictions/rules in the throw then let it develop a strategy. (For example ball be trown before second leg touches ground or whatelse)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,092 |
programmerhumor | GAY_SPACE_COMMUNIST | dx5v4u9 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>neural networks are a fantastic way of finding possible unexpected exploits.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,016 |
programmerhumor | some_dewd | dx5such | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>And he stretches over the goal for, Touchdown! Oh but he's called for traveling! The points don't count. It doesn't get any crazier than this folks. This game just keeps on evolving. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 979 |
programmerhumor | undearius | dx63wj8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>Being technically correct is what machine intelligence does best!<|eor|><|sor|>This is why people think AI may be dangerous. We humans aren't capable of coming up enough rules to prevent it from doing stupid/dangerous things.<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instrumental_convergence#Paperclip_maximizer<|eor|><|sor|>Someone made a game about that and I wasted like a week playing the stupid thing<|eor|><|sor|>http://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/
You're all going to hate me for this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 935 |
programmerhumor | PendragonDaGreat | dx6216m | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder what would happen if you could add restrictions/rules in the throw then let it develop a strategy. (For example ball be trown before second leg touches ground or whatelse)<|eor|><|sor|>This is definitely a case of not enough constraints put on the cost function. You don't even have to get creative finding a way to block this specific behavior. Instead, it would be best to read the official rules of baseball and put them in as constraints. Maybe you'll still get bizzaire, inhuman pitches, but they will all be perfectly legal.<|eor|><|sor|>That would involve actually figuring out what a balk is. And we can't have that happening.<|eor|><|sor|>#Balk Rules
1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2) Do not do a balk please.
_____
Never thought I'd get to put that one here. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 758 |
programmerhumor | RadiantPumpkin | dx63qu6 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>Being technically correct is what machine intelligence does best!<|eor|><|sor|>This is why people think AI may be dangerous. We humans aren't capable of coming up enough rules to prevent it from doing stupid/dangerous things.<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instrumental_convergence#Paperclip_maximizer<|eor|><|sor|>Someone made a game about that and I wasted like a week playing the stupid thing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 663 |
programmerhumor | Oooch | dx647mn | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>Being technically correct is what machine intelligence does best!<|eor|><|sor|>This is why people think AI may be dangerous. We humans aren't capable of coming up enough rules to prevent it from doing stupid/dangerous things.<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instrumental_convergence#Paperclip_maximizer<|eor|><|sor|>Someone made a game about that and I wasted like a week playing the stupid thing<|eor|><|sor|>http://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/
You're all going to hate me for this<|eor|><|sor|>Saved by being asked to pay 1.49
EDIT: Thanks a lot for responding to my comment now I've opened it on a computer and my life is ruined<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 572 |
programmerhumor | RedWarrior0 | dx5yu4j | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder what would happen if you could add restrictions/rules in the throw then let it develop a strategy. (For example ball be trown before second leg touches ground or whatelse)<|eor|><|sor|>This is definitely a case of not enough constraints put on the cost function. You don't even have to get creative finding a way to block this specific behavior. Instead, it would be best to read the official rules of baseball and put them in as constraints. Maybe you'll still get bizzaire, inhuman pitches, but they will all be perfectly legal.<|eor|><|sor|>That would involve actually figuring out what a balk is. And we can't have that happening.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 405 |
programmerhumor | taylaj | dx5qhl1 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>If it's stupid but it works right<|eor|><|sor|>Then I'm stupid? I forgot how this goes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | MrMusAddict | dx5nxda | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|soopr|>Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vppFvq2quQ0<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | LittleBigKid2000 | dx5vyyv | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder what would happen if you could add restrictions/rules in the throw then let it develop a strategy. (For example ball be trown before second leg touches ground or whatelse)<|eor|><|sor|>Or add a second hitbox that's closer and larger, and only consider the test a success if the humanoid has not entered the hitbox.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | Audiblade | dx5xqgk | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|soopr|>Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vppFvq2quQ0<|eoopr|><|sor|>This is actually fascinating. If I understood correctly, with this technology, video game characters and real-life robots are closer to being able to decide for themselves how to move around arbitrary environments...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | kwuhkc | dx5xnxb | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>And he stretches over the goal for, Touchdown! Oh but he's called for traveling! The points don't count. It doesn't get any crazier than this folks. This game just keeps on evolving. <|eor|><|sor|>So calvinball.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmerhumor | green_meklar | dx5wfom | <|sols|><|sot|>When you set a goal for your neural network, and it *technically* has the correct output.<|eot|><|sol|>https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedSnoopyHellbender<|eol|><|sor|>Rather than using a 'reference motion', they should have just banned the AI from moving its body outside of a certain radius from its starting point.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | imeriem | 7e9yj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,289 |
programmerhumor | horselips48 | dq3l6ok | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is dangerous if it goes unchecked. Someone should be monitoring the situation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,583 |
programmerhumor | IGotSkills | dq3nblx | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Like most classes, the students forgot their hard drive, cpu, and ram<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,264 |
programmerhumor | batman1177 | dq3pu1h | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is dangerous if it goes unchecked. Someone should be monitoring the situation.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes we should also screen them for viruses. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | DotsHealster | dq3wm5y | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Like most classes, the students forgot their hard drive, cpu, and ram<|eor|><|sor|>The classes should just inherit those things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | mathimaz | dq3qi1o | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is dangerous if it goes unchecked. Someone should be monitoring the situation.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes we should also screen them for viruses. <|eor|><|sor|>I bet they'll Acer test<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | Jalmorei | dq3molv | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is r/fakealbumcovers material as is<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | zeninmaking | dq3r10i | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is dangerous if it goes unchecked. Someone should be monitoring the situation.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes we should also screen them for viruses. <|eor|><|sor|>I bet they'll Acer test<|eor|><|sor|>They can put up quite a display.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | jay9909 | dq3pc2i | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Like most classes, the students forgot their hard drive, cpu, and ram<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And any input device of any kind.
^(those monitors don't look like the sort that would have built-in webcams, so cram it)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | rubyton | dq3r85e | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is dangerous if it goes unchecked. Someone should be monitoring the situation.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes we should also screen them for viruses. <|eor|><|sor|>I bet they'll Acer test<|eor|><|sor|>They can put up quite a display.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone shed some light on the matter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | zeninmaking | dq3tv0w | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is dangerous if it goes unchecked. Someone should be monitoring the situation.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes we should also screen them for viruses. <|eor|><|sor|>I bet they'll Acer test<|eor|><|sor|>They can put up quite a display.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone shed some light on the matter.<|eor|><|sor|>This was very refreshing joke. Like 60Hz.<|eor|><|sor|>This deserves a standing ovation<|eor|><|sor|>Sure, if we can commit to that resolution. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | ksweeneyj | dq3u0wt | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes we should also screen them for viruses. <|eor|><|sor|>I bet they'll Acer test<|eor|><|sor|>They can put up quite a display.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone shed some light on the matter.<|eor|><|sor|>This was very refreshing joke. Like 60Hz.<|eor|><|sor|>This deserves a standing ovation<|eor|><|sor|>Sure, if we can commit to that resolution. <|eor|><|sor|>Can we all agree on that aspect?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | Somali_Imhotep | dq3xw1r | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Like most classes, the students forgot their hard drive, cpu, and ram<|eor|><|sor|>The classes should just inherit those things.<|eor|><|sor|>but the those are abstract methods that gotta be overriden<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | TotesMessenger | dq3oynm | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
- [/r/totallynotrobots] [MY SONS FIRST DAY OF SCOOL. RUN:PROUD EMOTION. \[X-POST FROM MEDICAL SUB R\/PROGRAMMING HUMOR\]](https://www.reddit.com/r/totallynotrobots/comments/7eb2e1/my_sons_first_day_of_scool_runproud_emotion_xpost/)
*^(If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads.) ^\([Info](/r/TotesMessenger) ^/ ^[Contact](/message/compose?to=/r/TotesMessenger))*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | ksweeneyj | dq3tfzn | <|sols|><|sot|>Machine Learning<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/byb8w684o5zz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is dangerous if it goes unchecked. Someone should be monitoring the situation.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes we should also screen them for viruses. <|eor|><|sor|>I bet they'll Acer test<|eor|><|sor|>They can put up quite a display.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone shed some light on the matter.<|eor|><|sor|>This was very refreshing joke. Like 60Hz.<|eor|><|sor|>This deserves a standing ovation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmerhumor | NYCminion | gawu9i | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,287 |
programmerhumor | Golleggiante | fp2l3g5 | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>20 years later: verision 24.0 is out! Added support for the numbers 107, 108 and 109!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,468 |
programmerhumor | carc | fp2dm19 | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This post makes me physically recoil<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,344 |
programmerhumor | redBeepis | fp2h98a | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yanderedev basically. He should *switch* to a better method<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 909 |
programmerhumor | spizzat2 | fp2rtxa | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This post makes me physically recoil<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just hoping that someone wrote code to generate that code, but I know someone will post something like
> print('if num1 == "6" and sign == "*"...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 814 |
programmerhumor | ThunderNova | fp2i5bt | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yanderedev basically. He should *switch* to a better method<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, that dude is a genius. He has been getting like what, 5k a month doing absolutely no work for 3-4 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 603 |
programmerhumor | house_monkey | fp2t1bi | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>20 years later: verision 24.0 is out! Added support for the numbers 107, 108 and 109!<|eor|><|sor|>God bless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 544 |
programmerhumor | th3userscene | fp2ss74 | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This post makes me physically recoil<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just hoping that someone wrote code to generate that code, but I know someone will post something like
> print('if num1 == "6" and sign == "*"...<|eor|><|sor|>That is a screenshot from a joke calculator project with a generator for such calculators. So trust me nobody wasted this much time writing a dumb calculator.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 538 |
programmerhumor | godith360 | fp2lkem | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And for all of you who were wondering, here's the original [GitHub repo](https://github.com/AceLewis/my_first_calculator.py/blob/master/my_first_calculator.py)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | Darlans | fp2to5y | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>20 years later: verision 24.0 is out! Added support for the numbers 107, 108 and 109!<|eor|><|sor|>v25.0 added support for floats<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | palordrolap | fp2gx63 | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Loop unrolling should be handled by the compil... wait this is Python.
Time to write a program that writes your program then.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 376 |
programmerhumor | NYCminion | fp2ndio | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And for all of you who were wondering, here's the original [GitHub repo](https://github.com/AceLewis/my_first_calculator.py/blob/master/my_first_calculator.py)<|eor|><|soopr|>22k lines, Calculate only up to 50*50, Im amazed this is real<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 330 |
programmerhumor | SmitefulAres | fp30bkk | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>20 years later: verision 24.0 is out! Added support for the numbers 107, 108 and 109!<|eor|><|sor|>v25.0 added support for floats<|eor|><|sor|>v25.0 didnt come for a century however...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | GiveMe30Dollars | fp2ktx9 | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yanderedev basically. He should *switch* to a better method<|eor|><|sor|>I'll admit I did not expect that name mentioned here. Probably the first time I see it on reddit to begin with.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Bad developer ripping off Patreon fanatics to make a game about murdering 10 girls for a boy in a Japanese high school. Game has been stuck in development purgatory and 8 years later only 1 girl has been added while useless filler content is added to keep the money and interest flowing.
Oh and people do speedruns on getting banned on his Discord.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 296 |
programmerhumor | redBeepis | fp2i9cj | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yanderedev basically. He should *switch* to a better method<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, that dude is a genius. He has been getting like what, 5k a month doing absolutely no work for 3-4 years.<|eor|><|sor|>He saved a lot of money too by stealing assets<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | Physmatik | fp2tett | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This post makes me physically recoil<|eor|><|sor|>I'm just hoping that someone wrote code to generate that code, but I know someone will post something like
> print('if num1 == "6" and sign == "*"...<|eor|><|sor|>That is a screenshot from a joke calculator project with a generator for such calculators. So trust me nobody wasted this much time writing a dumb calculator.<|eor|><|sor|>I remember Miscrosoft fixing a bug in their compiler that messed things up at 128 nest level (or 256, I don't remember). There were hundreds of smartass comments "What idiot would ever do that?" Apparently, just anyone working with finite automatons.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | LSD-50 | fp32sqy | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>20 years later: verision 24.0 is out! Added support for the numbers 107, 108 and 109!<|eor|><|sor|>v25.0 added support for floats<|eor|><|sor|>v25.0 didnt come for a century however...<|eor|><|sor|>And takes petabytes of memory<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
programmerhumor | anhatthezoo | fp2lyo3 | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yanderedev basically. He should *switch* to a better method<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, that dude is a genius. He has been getting like what, 5k a month doing absolutely no work for 3-4 years.<|eor|><|sor|>He saved a lot of money too by stealing assets<|eor|><|sor|>Man that video showcasing the toothbrush model lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | realleathersmells | fp2ocoe | <|sols|><|sot|>And using light theme<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/azecoqeevyv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>16k lines of conditional statements?
Who leaked the world's greatest AI<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | pikadrew | cqlyg7 | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,277 |
programmerhumor | Colifin | ewxgh9z | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alternate meme:
Top caption: Management explaining the feature to me.
Bottom caption: Me explaining what it'll take to implement.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,441 |
programmerhumor | themiddlestHaHa | ewxh2pp | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alternate meme:
Top caption: Management explaining the feature to me.
Bottom caption: Me explaining what it'll take to implement.<|eor|><|sor|>This fucking shit has to change and then that team has to completely change their shit somehow, and then we gotta make sure our shit works now for both use cases. Ugh this sucks, why is business so fucking dumb
Yep yours is more accurate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 691 |
programmerhumor | BanD1t | ewxo9qv | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To management:
So this button automatically finds the file and parses the needed info out of it. Pretty simple
To developers:
So that button right there, it's not even a button, it's a custom made element cause buttons can't call file searches for some fucking reason. Now the next part is where it gets fucky, the file search can't actually find the file cause the legacy code doesn't save install location, so we have to scan the default location and then the entire hard drive to find the god damned thing. Alright now let me talk about file parsing, I've been dying to talk about parsing. You see, we had 4 different devs work on it, so now it has 4 different data patterns ...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 635 |
programmerhumor | _didyoumissme | ewxg2md | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because you can bullshit the management but you have really explain to developers what is that is being made and all the corner cases.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 493 |
programmerhumor | NightofTheLivingZed | ewxw9rd | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alternate meme:
Top caption: Management explaining the feature to me.
Bottom caption: Me explaining what it'll take to implement.<|eor|><|sor|>This fucking shit has to change and then that team has to completely change their shit somehow, and then we gotta make sure our shit works now for both use cases. Ugh this sucks, why is business so fucking dumb
Yep yours is more accurate<|eor|><|sor|>"... cool. so it'll take about a day, yeah?"<|eor|><|sor|>"More like October..."
"The whole month?"
"Yes."
"But it's August!"
"I know."
(Actual conversation...)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 330 |
programmerhumor | PrincessWinterX | ewx93h1 | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i get the joke anyways but now I'm curious so I ask seriously, would your title be legal code? or does the result have to be used in some way, like assigned to something?
quick edit: my goodness i mean the ternary operator *not* the not operator. thankyou though! also never did i say i didn't understand how it worked, but i was asking if the result of the ternary needed to be used somewhere as an expression or if leaving it as its own statement was legal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | citewiki | ewxcdm4 | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i get the joke anyways but now I'm curious so I ask seriously, would your title be legal code? or does the result have to be used in some way, like assigned to something?
quick edit: my goodness i mean the ternary operator *not* the not operator. thankyou though! also never did i say i didn't understand how it worked, but i was asking if the result of the ternary needed to be used somewhere as an expression or if leaving it as its own statement was legal.<|eor|><|sor|>Depends on the language. In JavaScript it would probably be valid.<|eor|><|sor|>Anything is valid there, all your hopes and dreams are valid too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | dylmye | ewxtmzj | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alternate meme:
Top caption: Management explaining the feature to me.
Bottom caption: Me explaining what it'll take to implement.<|eor|><|sor|>This fucking shit has to change and then that team has to completely change their shit somehow, and then we gotta make sure our shit works now for both use cases. Ugh this sucks, why is business so fucking dumb
Yep yours is more accurate<|eor|><|sor|>"... cool. so it'll take about a day, yeah?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | LetMeUseMyEmailFfs | ewx9p3k | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i get the joke anyways but now I'm curious so I ask seriously, would your title be legal code? or does the result have to be used in some way, like assigned to something?
quick edit: my goodness i mean the ternary operator *not* the not operator. thankyou though! also never did i say i didn't understand how it worked, but i was asking if the result of the ternary needed to be used somewhere as an expression or if leaving it as its own statement was legal.<|eor|><|sor|>Depends on the language. In JavaScript it would probably be valid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | knoxaramav2 | ewximwp | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because you can bullshit the management but you have really explain to developers what is that is being made and all the corner cases.<|eor|><|sor|>"So, gonna stop you for a second. Why did you decide to implement $feature with $decision?"
"Uhhh, well, you see...."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | MrMikado282 | ewxxo77 | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To management:
So this button automatically finds the file and parses the needed info out of it. Pretty simple
To developers:
So that button right there, it's not even a button, it's a custom made element cause buttons can't call file searches for some fucking reason. Now the next part is where it gets fucky, the file search can't actually find the file cause the legacy code doesn't save install location, so we have to scan the default location and then the entire hard drive to find the god damned thing. Alright now let me talk about file parsing, I've been dying to talk about parsing. You see, we had 4 different devs work on it, so now it has 4 different data patterns ...<|eor|><|sor|>I just threw up a little, and I'm not ever a programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | Caninomancy | ewxdrm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i'm a simple man.
i see ternary operators, i upvote.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | outadoc | ewxrrig | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because you can bullshit the management but you have really explain to developers what is that is being made and all the corner cases.<|eor|><|sor|>"So, gonna stop you for a second. Why did you decide to implement $feature with $decision?"
"Uhhh, well, you see...."<|eor|><|sor|>"That is such a good question and I'm glad you asked it."
"...so why is that?"
"Such a good question."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | Thurak0 | ewxplf2 | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's because you can bullshit the management but you have really explain to developers what is that is being made and all the corner cases.<|eor|><|sor|>> bullshit
It's not even bullshitting them, it's just simplifying. Your programmer dudes need to understand from which seven different sources the data displayed in this 'simple' search result come from and which 42 corner cases you solved how so the result actually shows what users/management expect.
While you show management how beautiful it looks and that every column can be sorted. That it works and actually shows the real, complete correct results is implied.
Oh, they live in such a beautiful bubble of ignorance, I envy them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | 7165015874 | ewxyd25 | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alternate meme:
Top caption: Management explaining the feature to me.
Bottom caption: Me explaining what it'll take to implement.<|eor|><|sor|>This fucking shit has to change and then that team has to completely change their shit somehow, and then we gotta make sure our shit works now for both use cases. Ugh this sucks, why is business so fucking dumb
Yep yours is more accurate<|eor|><|sor|>"... cool. so it'll take about a day, yeah?"<|eor|><|sor|>"More like October..."
"The whole month?"
"Yes."
"But it's August!"
"I know."
(Actual conversation...)<|eor|><|sor|>Because we have a backlog, Chris!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | nnaoam | ewxfnj8 | <|sols|><|sot|>!!goodMeme ? upvote() : downvote();<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/F2gDA0M.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In JS the double negation would be unnecessary, because the conditional already converts the object to a Boolean in the exact same way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | Bridimum | v0vfvy | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,256 |
programmerhumor | CollectionLeather292 | iaivukv | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To burn more calories, deploy to production on a Friday afternoon<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,794 |
programmerhumor | rage4all | iaiya1k | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun Fact: The difference in energy consumption between idle and full load brain activity is rather insignificant...
Our brain is like processing NOP with 8 cores in parallel at 4Ghz while you look at a white wall drooling....[Link to article](https://time.com/5400025/does-thinking-burn-calories/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 581 |
programmerhumor | Steffi128 | iaj6xsp | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To burn more calories, deploy to production on a Friday afternoon<|eor|><|sor|>Without prior QA testing!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 519 |
programmerhumor | disantiyesnt | iaiy6km | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Top right is asking if Ani is OK<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 447 |
programmerhumor | Deutscher_koenig | iaj9bab | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To burn more calories, deploy to production on a Friday afternoon<|eor|><|sor|>Without prior QA testing!<|eor|><|sor|>You guys have QA testing? Isn't that what prod is for?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | ososalsosal | iaj28ze | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun Fact: The difference in energy consumption between idle and full load brain activity is rather insignificant...
Our brain is like processing NOP with 8 cores in parallel at 4Ghz while you look at a white wall drooling....[Link to article](https://time.com/5400025/does-thinking-burn-calories/)<|eor|><|sor|>What's full load look like? Flying a plane on a treadmill while playing the flute and another song is playing and you're also trying to navigate with paper maps and you can smell coffee somehow?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | XAIVIAX12 | iaj2f8s | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun Fact: The difference in energy consumption between idle and full load brain activity is rather insignificant...
Our brain is like processing NOP with 8 cores in parallel at 4Ghz while you look at a white wall drooling....[Link to article](https://time.com/5400025/does-thinking-burn-calories/)<|eor|><|sor|>What's full load look like? Flying a plane on a treadmill while playing the flute and another song is playing and you're also trying to navigate with paper maps and you can smell coffee somehow?<|eor|><|sor|>Really trying to do anything while dealing with anxiety i imagine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | deanrihpee | iajdga6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Top right is asking if Ani is OK<|eor|><|sor|>Those console logs seems suggest it's ok
```
[OK] ANI Initialize
[OK] ANI Service started
[OK] Listening on https://0.0.0.0:1234
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | Legotier | iaj8bgo | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun Fact: The difference in energy consumption between idle and full load brain activity is rather insignificant...
Our brain is like processing NOP with 8 cores in parallel at 4Ghz while you look at a white wall drooling....[Link to article](https://time.com/5400025/does-thinking-burn-calories/)<|eor|><|sor|>What's full load look like? Flying a plane on a treadmill while playing the flute and another song is playing and you're also trying to navigate with paper maps and you can smell coffee somehow?<|eor|><|sor|>Having a seizure<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | Bit5keptical | iajg67u | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Programmers are known ln to ignore their biological limits when they're on to "right" solutions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | Not-original | iaj50ku | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't know if it's the same for everyone. But I actually do my best 'coding' when jogging/walking/biking. It's when I usually come up with new approaches and solutions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | Ryan722 | iaj8kek | <|sols|><|sot|>Our brain burns a lot of calories<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ltq6iufdok291.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun Fact: The difference in energy consumption between idle and full load brain activity is rather insignificant...
Our brain is like processing NOP with 8 cores in parallel at 4Ghz while you look at a white wall drooling....[Link to article](https://time.com/5400025/does-thinking-burn-calories/)<|eor|><|sor|>From the article, fascinating read.
> In terms of its energy demands, an individual thought is cheap, but the machinery that makes it cheap is very expensive,<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
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