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programmerhumor | utkrowaway | grdi32v | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*C++ pointers have entered the chat*<|eor|><|sor|>Pointers are sick af, if you know how to do it you can do some really weird stuff, especially in c<|eor|><|sor|>Segmentation fault<|eor|><|sor|>Core dumped<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | theCyanEYED | grdhtyt | <|sols|><|sot|>Make the computer go beep boop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5dffvrfmhsn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*C++ pointers have entered the chat*<|eor|><|sor|>Pointers are sick af, if you know how to do it you can do some really weird stuff, especially in c<|eor|><|sor|>Segmentation fault<|eor|><|sor|>UN-FAULTS YOUR SEGMENTS<|eor|><|sor|>Don't you dare touch my pointer without asking, that's rude.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | Hselmak | 8w1xlg | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,156 |
programmerhumor | FallingAnvils | e1s6n9e | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With anything, I'm not asking for a paragraph describing a variable. I'm asking for the variable to be named timeUntilStop instead of just time, for example<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,351 |
programmerhumor | firefly1212342143243 | e1sd6xs | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Job security through code obscurity. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 632 |
programmerhumor | Hselmak | e1s6zda | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With anything, I'm not asking for a paragraph describing a variable. I'm asking for the variable to be named timeUntilStop instead of just time, for example<|eor|><|soopr|>what about a,b,c? also i in for loops?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 607 |
programmerhumor | FallingAnvils | e1s75rv | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With anything, I'm not asking for a paragraph describing a variable. I'm asking for the variable to be named timeUntilStop instead of just time, for example<|eor|><|soopr|>what about a,b,c? also i in for loops?<|eoopr|><|sor|>i in loops is fine as long as it's obvious what you're doing with it, ie ``object currentObj = arrayOfStuff[i];``
a, b, and c? No. Just no.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 553 |
programmerhumor | ShowMeYourTiddles | e1safn0 | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It ruins the code when you have to explain it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 440 |
programmerhumor | usecase | e1si0ke | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With anything, I'm not asking for a paragraph describing a variable. I'm asking for the variable to be named timeUntilStop instead of just time, for example<|eor|><|soopr|>what about a,b,c? also i in for loops?<|eoopr|><|sor|>i in loops is fine as long as it's obvious what you're doing with it, ie ``object currentObj = arrayOfStuff[i];``
a, b, and c? No. Just no.<|eor|><|sor|>but sometimes you have 3 loops intertangled and statements like xyz [a] += qwe [b][c] , I find it quite useful<|eor|><|sor|>That seems readable but I'd personally prefer `i, j, k` just because it's the intuitive extension of using `i` for a single for loop. That or something named like `row, column`.<|eor|><|sor|>I've always wonderered why the convention settles on ```i``` rather than something like ```n```. To me n seems more normal considering the close ties between math and programming, and especially when taking things like O(log(n) n-th element etc in account.
But still for some reason:
```
for(int n = 0; n < x; n++){
do\_stuff\_to(n);
}
```
Seems wrong to me.<|eor|><|sor|>n is the number of elements, and i is the index of an individual element. That's consistent with how it works in math and O notation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 280 |
programmerhumor | regendo | e1sgl8j | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With anything, I'm not asking for a paragraph describing a variable. I'm asking for the variable to be named timeUntilStop instead of just time, for example<|eor|><|soopr|>what about a,b,c? also i in for loops?<|eoopr|><|sor|>i in loops is fine as long as it's obvious what you're doing with it, ie ``object currentObj = arrayOfStuff[i];``
a, b, and c? No. Just no.<|eor|><|sor|>but sometimes you have 3 loops intertangled and statements like xyz [a] += qwe [b][c] , I find it quite useful<|eor|><|sor|>That seems readable but I'd personally prefer `i, j, k` just because it's the intuitive extension of using `i` for a single for loop. That or something named like `row, column`.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | Holy_City | e1slin9 | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With anything, I'm not asking for a paragraph describing a variable. I'm asking for the variable to be named timeUntilStop instead of just time, for example<|eor|><|soopr|>what about a,b,c? also i in for loops?<|eoopr|><|sor|>i in loops is fine as long as it's obvious what you're doing with it, ie ``object currentObj = arrayOfStuff[i];``
a, b, and c? No. Just no.<|eor|><|sor|>You'd probably hate signal processing code where by convention we use `x, y, a, b, n` all over the place. And the best part is no one agrees what `a` and `b` correspond to, and mixing them up results in a system that'll vomit `NaN` like a drunk guy at an Indian restaurant. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | thatbrownkid19 | e1sfcf8 | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It ruins the code when you have to explain it. <|eor|><|sor|>If it's readable, it's copyable. Don't want my intellectual property stolen
Edit: apparently I need a /s <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | Genion1 | e1s7rlt | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's be honest, who's code *IS* readable?<|eor|><|sor|>My and only my.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | joedotphp | e1s6gpd | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's be honest, who's code *IS* readable?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | PartyByMyself | e1sj698 | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Job security through code obscurity. <|eor|><|sor|>You get fired I get paid to deobfuscate your code and watch cat videos.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | NewAndyy | e1si069 | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>//You're a programmer, you should understand what this means.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | k0bra3eak | e1slsun | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Job security through code obscurity. <|eor|><|sor|>You get fired I get paid to deobfuscate your code and watch cat videos.<|eor|><|sor|>Jokes on you there wasn't any logic to his code, that's why it was so secure. No one knows how it works, the answer is not even existent in Pi<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | ChiaPetGuy | e1spvhz | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>//You're a programmer, you should understand what this means.<|eor|><|sor|>Found the guy who's code didn't compile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | godofleet | e1sn058 | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've just accepted that, at times, we all write bad code. The best we can do is write solid comments and documentation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | already-registered | e1sfzyu | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With anything, I'm not asking for a paragraph describing a variable. I'm asking for the variable to be named timeUntilStop instead of just time, for example<|eor|><|soopr|>what about a,b,c? also i in for loops?<|eoopr|><|sor|>i in loops is fine as long as it's obvious what you're doing with it, ie ``object currentObj = arrayOfStuff[i];``
a, b, and c? No. Just no.<|eor|><|sor|>but sometimes you have 3 loops intertangled and statements like xyz [a] += qwe [b][c] , I find it quite useful<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmerhumor | Edword23 | e1shvh7 | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>With anything, I'm not asking for a paragraph describing a variable. I'm asking for the variable to be named timeUntilStop instead of just time, for example<|eor|><|soopr|>what about a,b,c? also i in for loops?<|eoopr|><|sor|>i in loops is fine as long as it's obvious what you're doing with it, ie ``object currentObj = arrayOfStuff[i];``
a, b, and c? No. Just no.<|eor|><|sor|>but sometimes you have 3 loops intertangled and statements like xyz [a] += qwe [b][c] , I find it quite useful<|eor|><|sor|>That seems readable but I'd personally prefer `i, j, k` just because it's the intuitive extension of using `i` for a single for loop. That or something named like `row, column`.<|eor|><|sor|>I've always wonderered why the convention settles on ```i``` rather than something like ```n```. To me n seems more normal considering the close ties between math and programming, and especially when taking things like O(log(n) n-th element etc in account.
But still for some reason:
```
for(int n = 0; n < x; n++){
do\_stuff\_to(n);
}
```
Seems wrong to me.<|eor|><|sor|>The use of i has always felt like a thing because of the [summation notation](http://www.columbia.edu/itc/sipa/math/images/01/image008.gif) in math. Here n is the destination while i shows the iterations.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | skadoodleboop | e1si4he | <|sols|><|sot|>//No Comments<|eot|><|sol|>https://vgy.me/0ZOGpb.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The dev should get themself a pair of glasses, so they can C#<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | coolwali | zafin4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,130 |
programmerhumor | Busy_Brilliant_27 | iylrckj | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ah yes, the oldest programming joke made by people who dont actually code<|eor|><|sor|>I'm new but I believe an IDE states error number, the word itself and THE GOD DAMN LINE NUMBER, THATS WHAT THEY ARE INTENDED FORR!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,303 |
programmerhumor | sascha-sphw | iylqvim | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh, I found the issue. The guy is actually trying to write code from right to left! /s
Edit: It seems I have to add /s to make it obvious for some people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,290 |
programmerhumor | DerBlackDragon | iylpq0y | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Y'all are so naive! Man found the missing semicolon hours ago...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,711 |
programmerhumor | antonylockhart | iylo0kw | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The IDE will literally say which line is missing it, how much does this guy suck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,530 |
programmerhumor | cykablyat1111 | iylsk0u | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ah yes, the oldest programming joke made by people who dont actually code<|eor|><|sor|>I'm new but I believe an IDE states error number, the word itself and THE GOD DAMN LINE NUMBER, THATS WHAT THEY ARE INTENDED FORR!!<|eor|><|sor|>Yes but i use notepad <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 999 |
programmerhumor | d_maes | iylruad | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Y'all are so naive! Man found the missing semicolon hours ago...<|eor|><|sor|>Programmers version of "not tonight, I have a headache"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 926 |
programmerhumor | antonylockhart | iyls686 | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh, I found the issue. The guy is actually trying to write code from right to left! /s
Edit: It seems I have to add /s to make it obvious for some people.<|eor|><|sor|>You dont code in Arabic??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 853 |
programmerhumor | rDA79 | iylx5sl | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh, I found the issue. The guy is actually trying to write code from right to left! /s
Edit: It seems I have to add /s to make it obvious for some people.<|eor|><|sor|>You dont code in Arabic??<|eor|><|sor|>Halal code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 694 |
programmerhumor | fuuuuuf | iylmjm9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you need hours to find a fucking semicolon learn to debug lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 646 |
programmerhumor | alehel | iyltysz | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ah yes, the oldest programming joke made by people who dont actually code<|eor|><|sor|>I'm new but I believe an IDE states error number, the word itself and THE GOD DAMN LINE NUMBER, THATS WHAT THEY ARE INTENDED FORR!!<|eor|><|sor|>Yes but i use notepad <|eor|><|sor|>Compiler should still tell you the error though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 596 |
programmerhumor | ososalsosal | iylxb70 | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>True story, my second ever date with my now wife she came to my work and I was going to take her out, but instead we stayed at work until 3am because I had bloody feature rushes to scan, grade, play to tape and drop off to the editor before morning.
She got me back cause the next date (yes there was a next date!) was a house party where she took a shitload of shrooms and I had to see her through it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | Firewolf06 | iylxmtj | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ah yes, the oldest programming joke made by people who dont actually code<|eor|><|sor|>I'm new but I believe an IDE states error number, the word itself and THE GOD DAMN LINE NUMBER, THATS WHAT THEY ARE INTENDED FORR!!<|eor|><|sor|>Yes but i use notepad <|eor|><|sor|>Compiler should still tell you the error though.<|eor|><|sor|>he keeps losing track while counting down to the line<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 548 |
programmerhumor | RonKosova | iym234w | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahh, I found the issue. The guy is actually trying to write code from right to left! /s
Edit: It seems I have to add /s to make it obvious for some people.<|eor|><|sor|>You dont code in Arabic??<|eor|><|sor|>Halal code.<|eor|><|sor|>run and inshallah<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 497 |
programmerhumor | Hot_Dog_34 | iyltr2j | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We all know he found the missing semicolon in like 5 seconds
The real joke is that he prefers his codebase to a cute date night so he just kept going<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 348 |
programmerhumor | magick_68 | iylox22 | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Man debugs code, ignores girlfriend. This sub: Discussion about IDEs, semi colons and debugging, ignores girlfriend.
That is this sub in one picture.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 337 |
programmerhumor | ActivisionBlizzard | iylwrx0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The IDE will literally say which line is missing it, how much does this guy suck<|eor|><|sor|>I use vim<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
programmerhumor | Pumpedandbleeding | iym230d | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ah yes, the oldest programming joke made by people who dont actually code<|eor|><|sor|>That is most of this sub tho. Jokes that arent funny by people who havent tried programming, but heard something about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 296 |
programmerhumor | Lego_Professor | iym8n16 | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ah yes, the oldest programming joke made by people who dont actually code<|eor|><|sor|>I'm new but I believe an IDE states error number, the word itself and THE GOD DAMN LINE NUMBER, THATS WHAT THEY ARE INTENDED FORR!!<|eor|><|sor|>Yes but i use notepad <|eor|><|sor|>Compiler should still tell you the error though.<|eor|><|sor|>he keeps losing track while counting down to the line<|eor|><|sor|>This is why my code is only ever 20 lines long. I run out of toes and fingers otherwise.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 275 |
programmerhumor | shnicklefritz | iyms6zc | <|sols|><|sot|>Cute Date Nights<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ga8u4cg1gh3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>True story, my second ever date with my now wife she came to my work and I was going to take her out, but instead we stayed at work until 3am because I had bloody feature rushes to scan, grade, play to tape and drop off to the editor before morning.
She got me back cause the next date (yes there was a next date!) was a house party where she took a shitload of shrooms and I had to see her through it.<|eor|><|sor|>Homeboy looking like a Greek god if you got a follow up date after that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | ribbet | 7x2ugb | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,120 |
programmerhumor | Velguarder | du55ic9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>The sassy "Yes, let's." with proper punctuation is what gets me <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,208 |
programmerhumor | idealatry | du55qh6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>SSL certs are free. It's getting trusted CA's to sign them that costs money.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,036 |
programmerhumor | nietczhse | du5acxw | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>The sassy "Yes, let's." with proper punctuation is what gets me <|eor|><|sor|>"Yeah, ok, weirdo"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,100 |
programmerhumor | StoneColdJane | du52qoq | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>its confusing name, first time i heard of it I was thinking the same :D.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,472 |
programmerhumor | skeptic11 | du55ich | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>its confusing name, first time i heard of it I was thinking the same :D.<|eor|><|sor|>For anyone still confused: https://letsencrypt.org/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,260 |
programmerhumor | 3am_quiet | du56frj | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>SSL certs are free. It's getting trusted CA's to sign them that costs money.<|eor|><|sor|>I paid like $10 for mine. $100 seems a bit high unless it's for unlimited sub domains or something. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,068 |
programmerhumor | CubemonkeyNYC | du5c4tb | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>The sassy "Yes, let's." with proper punctuation is what gets me <|eor|><|sor|>"Yeah, ok, weirdo"<|eor|><|sor|>"."
There you go :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 659 |
programmerhumor | Erelde | du583rt | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>its confusing name, first time i heard of it I was thinking the same :D.<|eor|><|sor|>For anyone still confused: https://letsencrypt.org/<|eor|><|sor|>well if the person said letsencrypt it would make sense<|eor|><|sor|>It's called Let's Encrypt, he could have provided a kink though <|eor|><|sor|>Provide me some kink baby.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 655 |
programmerhumor | Sir_LikeASir | du5dg4n | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>The sassy "Yes, let's." with proper punctuation is what gets me <|eor|><|sor|>"Yeah, ok, weirdo"<|eor|><|sor|>"."
There you go :)<|eor|><|sor|>"''"<|eor|><|sor|>I hate this sub cuz its one big inside joke that I dont get<|eor|><|sor|>https://letsencrypt.org/
Here you go brotha
Am showing u da wae because I didn't get it until a comment few threads down<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 622 |
programmerhumor | PGLubricants | du57e0k | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>SSL certs are free. It's getting trusted CA's to sign them that costs money.<|eor|><|sor|>I paid like $10 for mine. $100 seems a bit high unless it's for unlimited sub domains or something. <|eor|><|sor|>Multi domain EV certificates can be very expensive, easily over $100 from most suppliers. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 523 |
programmerhumor | gurgle528 | du57zet | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>its confusing name, first time i heard of it I was thinking the same :D.<|eor|><|sor|>For anyone still confused: https://letsencrypt.org/<|eor|><|sor|>well if the person said letsencrypt it would make sense<|eor|><|sor|>It's called Let's Encrypt, he could have provided a kink though <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 494 |
programmerhumor | mrhuggykinz | du5czfj | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>The sassy "Yes, let's." with proper punctuation is what gets me <|eor|><|sor|>"Yeah, ok, weirdo"<|eor|><|sor|>"."
There you go :)<|eor|><|sor|>"''"<|eor|><|sor|>I hate this sub cuz its one big inside joke that I dont get<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 407 |
programmerhumor | Magnetobama | du5h573 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you. I didn't get it as well.
I'm a programmer, but I'm missing the humor part I guess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 396 |
programmerhumor | Jugbot | du57s0u | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>its confusing name, first time i heard of it I was thinking the same :D.<|eor|><|sor|>For anyone still confused: https://letsencrypt.org/<|eor|><|sor|>well if the person said letsencrypt it would make sense<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | spkr4thedead51 | du5877f | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>its confusing name, first time i heard of it I was thinking the same :D.<|eor|><|sor|>For anyone still confused: https://letsencrypt.org/<|eor|><|sor|>well if the person said letsencrypt it would make sense<|eor|><|sor|>It's called Let's Encrypt, he could have provided a kink though <|eor|><|sor|>Provide me some kink baby.<|eor|><|sor|>[I gotchu bae](https://usatunofficial.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/kinked-hose.jpeg?w=950)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
programmerhumor | Deesooy | du57478 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>The sassy "Yes, let's." with proper punctuation is what gets me <|eor|><|sor|>I've been laughing tears for three minutes now
> Yes, let's.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | pixiestar1 | du53dt6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Reddit*
---
>**SlowDownBrother**, 9 points
>I thought ssl certificates were around $100 a year. Is there a free way?
>>**isometricpanda**, 41 points
>>lets encrypt
>>>**SlowDownBrother**, 39 points
>>>Yes, let's. But that doesn't answer my question..
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | ceejayoz | du5886q | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's encrypt<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hfd9ok7bstf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>SSL certs are free. It's getting trusted CA's to sign them that costs money.<|eor|><|sor|>Let's Encrypt, Amazon's ACM, and others are free these days. If you're paying for standard, non-EV SSL certificates in 2018 you're doing something wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | imelon_musk_rat | bgrlu4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,106 |
programmerhumor | The_White_Light | eln4rbu | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some ancient forum thread from 2008, ten pages of people saying they had similar issues, final post is the OP coming back saying that it's been solved...and a mod locked the thread for inactivity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,225 |
programmerhumor | Geek4lyf | eln1yg0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>THREAD CLOSED<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 849 |
programmerhumor | eyalp55 | eln6y0s | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some ancient forum thread from 2008, ten pages of people saying they had similar issues, final post is the OP coming back saying that it's been solved...and a mod locked the thread for inactivity.<|eor|><|sor|>Who were you DenverCoder9?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 666 |
programmerhumor | DatSonicBoom | eln77fk | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some ancient forum thread from 2008, ten pages of people saying they had similar issues, final post is the OP coming back saying that it's been solved...and a mod locked the thread for inactivity.<|eor|><|sor|>Who were you DenverCoder9?!<|eor|><|sor|>What did you see?!
>! https://xkcd.com/979/!<<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 516 |
programmerhumor | Nopparuj | eln6fjv | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>THREAD CLOSED<|eor|><|sor|>Dead mediafire link<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 473 |
programmerhumor | MajorMajorObvious | eln7xu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>THREAD CLOSED<|eor|><|sor|>Dead mediafire link<|eor|><|sor|>Nevermind, I fixed bug. \**thread closed*\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 351 |
programmerhumor | zsradu | eln65as | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*stackoverflow be like*
[deleted]
Edit: Nvm, I found the answer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | semiconodon | eln6gtj | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And your top Google hit is a jerk saying, "Why don't you Google such a simple question instead of bothering this forum?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | aEverr | eln7bs1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some ancient forum thread from 2008, ten pages of people saying they had similar issues, final post is the OP coming back saying that it's been solved...and a mod locked the thread for inactivity.<|eor|><|sor|>Who were you DenverCoder9?!<|eor|><|sor|>What did you see?!
>! https://xkcd.com/979/!<<|eor|><|sor|>Think you fucked up that spoiler or whatever formatting that is<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | 0x564A00 | eln6ecy | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>
Take a look [here](https://software.intel.com/sites/somepath/that/doesnotexistanymore?index=perfectsolution).
Thanks, that fixes it!
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | lexguru86 | eln6sxc | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*stackoverflow be like*
[deleted]
Edit: Nvm, I found the answer.<|eor|><|sor|>"I found the bug, it was easy to fix. Sorry guys."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | am_albert_einstein | eln9aa2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And your top Google hit is a jerk saying, "Why don't you Google such a simple question instead of bothering this forum?"<|eor|><|sor|>God, I've run into that situation so many times that I get angry every time I run across people on reddit refusing to link something because it's "so easy to google."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | NES_SNES_N64 | elneb3z | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who were you DenverCoder9?!<|eor|><|sor|>What did you see?!
>! https://xkcd.com/979/!<<|eor|><|sor|>Think you fucked up that spoiler or whatever formatting that is<|eor|><|sor|>It's probably the new reddit spoiler tag that only works for new reddit and probably not on mobile.<|eor|><|sor|>>!should work on old reddit too!<<|eor|><|sor|>Wait so like how do you do this? I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't know and I want to know.<|eor|><|sor|>\> ! Like this, but without the spaces ! <
>!example!<<|eor|><|sor|>>!Likethis,butwithoutthespaces!<
Am I doing this right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | StarkillerX42 | eln77lp | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>THREAD CLOSED<|eor|><|sor|>Marked as off topic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | Geek4lyf | eln7zrb | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>THREAD CLOSED<|eor|><|sor|>Dead mediafire link<|eor|><|sor|>Nevermind, I fixed bug. \**thread closed*\*<|eor|><|sor|>*flips table*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | MasterQuest | elnac5p | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some ancient forum thread from 2008, ten pages of people saying they had similar issues, final post is the OP coming back saying that it's been solved...and a mod locked the thread for inactivity.<|eor|><|sor|>Who were you DenverCoder9?!<|eor|><|sor|>What did you see?!
>! https://xkcd.com/979/!<<|eor|><|sor|>Think you fucked up that spoiler or whatever formatting that is<|eor|><|sor|>It's probably the new reddit spoiler tag that only works for new reddit and probably not on mobile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | texting_and_murder | eln5f3q | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love stumbling upon the only promising SO thread and seeing that the OP came back and wrote "nevermind, figured it out" without posting a solution or even hinting toward one. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | officialVoxsel | eln6sb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow in a nutshell<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xvxu4s9ow5u21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have this problem too
Oh yeah me too
Anyone came up with a solution yet? I also have this problem
I also encountered this problem
Don't worry guys, I solved it
[Thread locked]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | HexR1se | kx71i9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,078 |
programmerhumor | Bizzle_worldwide | gj8i7dd | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>Now that I see it, I think its important that we use hedgehogs instead of lemons, and the cups should be green and made of glass.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,217 |
programmerhumor | happywappykid | gj8q6x8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>Client wanted lemon juice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,532 |
programmerhumor | Vok250 | gj8xp4e | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>Now that I see it, I think its important that we use hedgehogs instead of lemons, and the cups should be green and made of glass.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed. Two cups isn't enough either. We're going to need 7 green cups, some made with transparent colourless glass, some with red plastic, all strictly perpendicular. Also can one of the cups be a kitten?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,535 |
programmerhumor | DefinitelyCraig | gj8hykx | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>It's all fun and games until your idiot project management commits you to having the product done yesterday because they believed the demo too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,080 |
programmerhumor | FrightenedTomato | gj9l5cj | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>Client wanted lemon juice<|eor|><|sor|>Client described lemon juice to dev as follows:
"Our project consists of lemons and cups. But you can't see the lemons in the finished product. Also the cups are to be inverted. Can you do this for us?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 712 |
programmerhumor | HexR1se | gj8otr8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|soopr|>[When you hear that the next feature will be using glass cups](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/fc/91/abfc91e8c9f6771c083cae9ad033f1bb.gif)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 585 |
programmerhumor | Reddit_While_U_Work | gj8qh8c | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>In my experience no matter how well its working right up to the demo, during the demo, the damn lemon would have dropped out of the cup<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 397 |
programmerhumor | TheSchred | gj945z3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>Now that I see it, I think its important that we use hedgehogs instead of lemons, and the cups should be green and made of glass.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed. Two cups isn't enough either. We're going to need 7 green cups, some made with transparent colourless glass, some with red plastic, all strictly perpendicular. Also can one of the cups be a kitten?<|eor|><|sor|>I get that reference<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 384 |
programmerhumor | Watered_Down_Brawndo | gj96zn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>Now that I see it, I think its important that we use hedgehogs instead of lemons, and the cups should be green and made of glass.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed. Two cups isn't enough either. We're going to need 7 green cups, some made with transparent colourless glass, some with red plastic, all strictly perpendicular. Also can one of the cups be a kitten?<|eor|><|sor|>I get that reference<|eor|><|sor|>Of course you do, you're the expert.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 | gj8u3e8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>It's all fun and games until your idiot project management commits you to having the product done yesterday because they believed the demo too.<|eor|><|sor|>| "idiot project management "
Yep<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programmerhumor | McBurger | gj9mpv2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>Client wanted lemon juice<|eor|><|sor|>Client described lemon juice to dev as follows:
"Our project consists of lemons and cups. But you can't see the lemons in the finished product. Also the cups are to be inverted. Can you do this for us?"<|eor|><|sor|>[TireSwingCubiclePrintoutFunnyLOL-WhatTheClientWanted (1) - Copy(1).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wt7ZsZR.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | HanzJWermhat | gj9bdpo | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>Client wanted lemon juice<|eor|><|sor|>This is a POC<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | darksounds | gj99f96 | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>Now that I see it, I think its important that we use hedgehogs instead of lemons, and the cups should be green and made of glass.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed. Two cups isn't enough either. We're going to need 7 green cups, some made with transparent colourless glass, some with red plastic, all strictly perpendicular. Also can one of the cups be a kitten?<|eor|><|sor|>I get that reference<|eor|><|sor|>I don't<|eor|><|sor|>https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | calmingchaos | gj9bcn9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>In my experience no matter how well its working right up to the demo, during the demo, the damn lemon would have dropped out of the cup<|eor|><|sor|>Pre-record your demos.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | trimeta | gj9dxqq | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>Now that I see it, I think its important that we use hedgehogs instead of lemons, and the cups should be green and made of glass.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed. Two cups isn't enough either. We're going to need 7 green cups, some made with transparent colourless glass, some with red plastic, all strictly perpendicular. Also can one of the cups be a kitten?<|eor|><|sor|>I get that reference<|eor|><|sor|>I don't<|eor|><|sor|>https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like you need an [expert](https://youtu.be/B7MIJP90biM).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | thermitethrowaway | gj9kclm | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>It's all fun and games until your idiot project management commits you to having the product done yesterday because they believed the demo too.<|eor|><|sor|>| "idiot project management "
Yep<|eor|><|sor|>>project management
Always important to remove redundant words from your naming, just good hygiene.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | woofers02 | gj9eo7w | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|soopr|>[When you hear that the next feature will be using glass cups](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/fc/91/abfc91e8c9f6771c083cae9ad033f1bb.gif)<|eoopr|><|sor|>"Just make them clear, that's a quick fix right? Then walk me through this again."
"....fuck"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | oupablo | gj963la | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>What's not shown is the client's own IT staff in the background, tied up in the corner not allowed to talk on the calls anymore since they ruined the relationship with the last developer for calling bullshit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | TheSchred | gj9afix | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>Now that I see it, I think its important that we use hedgehogs instead of lemons, and the cups should be green and made of glass.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed. Two cups isn't enough either. We're going to need 7 green cups, some made with transparent colourless glass, some with red plastic, all strictly perpendicular. Also can one of the cups be a kitten?<|eor|><|sor|>I get that reference<|eor|><|sor|>Of course you do, you're the expert.<|eor|><|sor|>I can do anything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
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