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programmerhumor | gravitas-deficiency | gj9bx4d | <|sols|><|sot|>Demo time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/xlcs651k9bb61<|eol|><|sor|>Now that I see it, I think its important that we use hedgehogs instead of lemons, and the cups should be green and made of glass.<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed. Two cups isn't enough either. We're going to need 7 green cups, some made with transparent colourless glass, some with red plastic, all strictly perpendicular. Also can one of the cups be a kitten?<|eor|><|sor|>> PM: We need 7 cups, and they all need to be orthogonal to each other, but no two cups can be in the same orientation.
> Dev: ...that's physically impossible. You know that, right?
> PM: Just make sure you guys have a prototype ready by next Tuesday.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | depressedtbh | zea6ra | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,083 |
programmerhumor | Kind_Thing2758 | iz58i09 | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its funny because its `true`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,690 |
programmerhumor | suspicious_lemons | iz5hpkx | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im an intuitive programmer, I just type what feels right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,578 |
programmerhumor | zarawesome | iz5qg2f | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im an intuitive programmer, I just type what feels right.<|eor|><|sor|>no syntax just vibes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,201 |
programmerhumor | themancabbage | iz5rboy | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The redline under it means this is important, keep it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,254 |
programmerhumor | codeOpcode | iz5iv70 | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>And people complain about ChatGPT making coding errors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,010 |
programmerhumor | drkaczur | iz66xgo | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Vibe Driven Design<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,167 |
programmerhumor | belkarbitterleaf | iz5ripo | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im an intuitive programmer, I just type what feels right.<|eor|><|sor|>no syntax just vibes<|eor|><|sor|>And if it doesn't work right, the vibes just off. Gotta jive with the computer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 836 |
programmerhumor | xhris666 | iz5abfv | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pff.. it's easy you forgot to put Play() == true<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 821 |
programmerhumor | SkylineFX49 | iz6hqpa | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>And people complain about ChatGPT making coding errors<|eor|><|sor|>This is where it learns from<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 805 |
programmerhumor | swatishere | iz5el16 | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Its funny because its `true`<|eor|><|sor|>true<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 725 |
programmerhumor | tsunami141 | iz5mefo | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You can't just say `true` perchance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 488 |
programmerhumor | beeteedee | iz5svs9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Silly, everyone knows the way to make your code work is to put `// Fixed` at the end of the line<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 480 |
programmerhumor | NotMilitaryAI | iz5q9r4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've tried less reasonable things after several hours of banging my head against the wall.
I try to clean it up before posting it anywhere, though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | zyygh | iz6pffl | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>And people complain about ChatGPT making coding errors<|eor|><|sor|>This is where it learns from<|eor|><|sor|>This is how we make sure we keep our jobs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 396 |
programmerhumor | zyygh | iz6pd2v | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The redline under it means this is important, keep it<|eor|><|sor|>!IMPORTANT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | SwabTheDeck | iz6x3qo | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pff.. it's easy you forgot to put Play() == true<|eor|><|sor|>That'll work, but the more maintainable version is
`Play.go() == VERY_YES`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
programmerhumor | fernser | iz5vudy | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im an intuitive programmer, I just type what feels right.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of just randomly adding asterisks and ampersands while learning pointers in C.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
programmerhumor | HemanthK1 | iz5xzla | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>how do you write \`\`\`\`inline code\`\`\`\`
edit: sigh, please help<|eor|><|sor|>I think its three backticks on each side<|eor|><|sor|>thank you. every time i try it i just embarass myself lol. \`\`\`it works\`\`\`
edit: nope. oh well.<|eor|><|sor|>Edit: it looks like you put backslashes before each tick? Lol
```testing testing```<|eor|><|sor|>right but if it has to close. i guess i should just google it lmao.
this is \`test\` 1
edit: i give up lol
edit2: like \\\`this \\\` i guess ??
edit3: god damn it.<|eor|><|sor|>What you need is to use "Markdown Mode" instead of the fancypants editor. Then it'll work.<|eor|><|sor|>please `oh please` work
edit: THANK YOU lol<|eor|><|sor|>Username checks out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | TNSepta | iz6k2ty | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im an intuitive programmer, I just type what feels right.<|eor|><|sor|>no syntax just vibes<|eor|><|sor|>And if it doesn't work right, the vibes just off. Gotta jive with the computer.<|eor|><|sor|>Language checks out.<|eor|><|sor|>JiveScript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | Thelango99 | iz5s1jq | <|sols|><|sot|>Truly a genius among men<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wfz3gk2lcc4a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im an intuitive programmer, I just type what feels right.<|eor|><|sor|>no syntax just vibes<|eor|><|sor|>And if it doesn't work right, the vibes just off. Gotta jive with the computer.<|eor|><|sor|>Language checks out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | goob96 | z1a3lm | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,028 |
programmerhumor | rwdorman | ixa63tc | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Their CI/CD must be *smoking*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,228 |
programmerhumor | malsomnus | ixakpkn | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Seems at least as true as all the "Elon Musk bumped into me on the elevator, and immediately quizzed me about inheritance in JS, and when I accidentally coughed in mid sentence he cast a petrification spell on me and I am now one of hundreds of statues adorning his mansion" tweets.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,057 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixa650p | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Their CI/CD must be *smoking*<|eor|><|sor|>Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,288 |
programmerhumor | NoDadYouShutUp | ixaozjp | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If the same guy is tweaking icons and also writing back end code Twitter has even bigger problems than we thought lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,082 |
programmerhumor | ElonMuskRealBot | ixakrku | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Seems at least as true as all the "Elon Musk bumped into me on the elevator, and immediately quizzed me about inheritance in JS, and when I accidentally coughed in mid sentence he cast a petrification spell on me and I am now one of hundreds of statues adorning his mansion" tweets.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm banning all your memes on twitter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,064 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixb1354 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Their CI/CD must be *smoking*<|eor|><|sor|>Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?<|eor|><|sor|>Because Elon, that's all I want to write.<|eor|><|sor|>Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>You look stupid. Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,863 |
programmerhumor | arsehead_54 | ixa0qyj | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Turned from a UX designer to a maverick backend engineer with no work planning or code review process overnight. What a hero.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,770 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixap0u3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If the same guy is tweaking icons and also writing back end code Twitter has even bigger problems than we thought lol<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like we're gonna need to trim the fat around here... fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,520 |
programmerhumor | Emergency-Honey-4466 | ixan49n | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Their CI/CD must be *smoking*<|eor|><|sor|>Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?<|eor|><|sor|>Because Elon, that's all I want to write.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,284 |
programmerhumor | Carbon_Gelatin | ixa5olk | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This kinda guy tests in production.
Also the type of guy that writes delete from someTable where flag = flag<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 983 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixaysj2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Seems at least as true as all the "Elon Musk bumped into me on the elevator, and immediately quizzed me about inheritance in JS, and when I accidentally coughed in mid sentence he cast a petrification spell on me and I am now one of hundreds of statues adorning his mansion" tweets.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm banning all your memes on twitter<|eor|><|sor|>good bot<|eor|><|sor|>How can we use Bitcoin to solve this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 926 |
programmerhumor | bermuda__ | ixb125y | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Their CI/CD must be *smoking*<|eor|><|sor|>Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?<|eor|><|sor|>Because Elon, that's all I want to write.<|eor|><|sor|>Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 776 |
programmerhumor | carvedmuss8 | ixbacbp | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Their CI/CD must be *smoking*<|eor|><|sor|>Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?<|eor|><|sor|>Because Elon, that's all I want to write.<|eor|><|sor|>Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>You look stupid. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>I think this bot was inevitable<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 704 |
programmerhumor | LiliNotACult | ixbckzm | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Their CI/CD must be *smoking*<|eor|><|sor|>Why have you only written 20 lines of code today?<|eor|><|sor|>Because Elon, that's all I want to write.<|eor|><|sor|>Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>You look stupid. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>I think this bot was inevitable<|eor|><|sor|>It needs some tweaking though because it is making more sense than the actual Elon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 626 |
programmerhumor | Flying-T | ixayqut | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Seems at least as true as all the "Elon Musk bumped into me on the elevator, and immediately quizzed me about inheritance in JS, and when I accidentally coughed in mid sentence he cast a petrification spell on me and I am now one of hundreds of statues adorning his mansion" tweets.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm banning all your memes on twitter<|eor|><|sor|>good bot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 543 |
programmerhumor | AlterEdward | ixajjjw | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hmm rewriting code that's been working just fine since 2008 - is this the extreme productivity that Elon keeps talking about?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 393 |
programmerhumor | wineblood | ixa6xq6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can you imagine having the chance to rip all the technical debt out with a chainsaw? I'd drink 8 redbulls too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | psychedeliken | ixb9jh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Turned from a UX designer to a maverick backend engineer with no work planning or code review process overnight. What a hero.<|eor|><|sor|>Haha I came here to say the same thing. Also, 8 Red Bulls?!? I mean, I definitely have abused caffeine, sugar, and energy drinks in general over the years, but EIGHT?! Also most engineers I work with at least make an attempt to use proper punctuation, even when Tweeting/using social media. Gotta be a troll/joke for sure.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 379 |
programmerhumor | jimynoob | ixb86c3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't recognize satire from truth anymore<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/28q1mvhgte1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If the same guy is tweaking icons and also writing back end code Twitter has even bigger problems than we thought lol<|eor|><|sor|>Thats what I was thinking as well. For a small website ? Sure. For an app like Twitter ? With 8 redbull and no sleep ? Glorious !<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
programmerhumor | reremass | 97gzyy | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,031 |
programmerhumor | FriendlyKush | e484hsw | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No I must start another game that I will get a quarter of the way through!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,328 |
programmerhumor | master2080 | e487x14 | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No I must start another game that I will get a quarter of the way through!<|eor|><|sor|>Hey four quarter complete games means one complete game right?<|eor|><|sor|>Solid EA logic right here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 917 |
programmerhumor | I-Made-You-Read-This | e486ym3 | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No I must start another game that I will get a quarter of the way through!<|eor|><|sor|>Hey four quarter complete games means one complete game right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 656 |
programmerhumor | ChosenDos | e484hz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I missed this format.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | MrWasdennnoch | e48591j | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn RegEx.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | master2080 | e484sdu | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn SQL
I'd rather jump out of the window on my own.
Edit: it seems some of you are missing the joke here. It's a meme, like JavaScript.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | NetSage | e486jfz | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started an indie game 3 years ago. I should finish that fucking indie game!<|eor|><|sor|>Lets be honest you haven't worked on it months if not over a year and will have no idea what you were trying to do with your code anymore.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | Jalmorei | e4890xw | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No I must start another game that I will get a quarter of the way through!<|eor|><|sor|>Hey four quarter complete games means one complete game right?<|eor|><|sor|>Solid EA logic right here.<|eor|><|sor|>>Hey four quarter complete games means one complete game and three expansions right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | wrecklord0 | e48738d | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn SQL
I'd rather jump out of the window on my own.
Edit: it seems some of you are missing the joke here. It's a meme, like JavaScript.<|eor|><|sor|>What's wrong with SQL? What's a better alternative to query databases?<|eor|><|sor|>Nothing fundamentally wrong, people in general just don't love databases (and their languages) I think. I didn't either when I was a student, but the older I get the more I realize how important properly sorting and handling data is. So ya, SQL is cool.
Its certainly not perfect but it does its job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | someboysdad | e4854y5 | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started an indie game 3 years ago. I should finish that fucking indie game!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | Thource | e487a6b | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started an indie game 3 years ago. I should finish that fucking indie game!<|eor|><|sor|>Lets be honest you haven't worked on it months if not over a year and will have no idea what you were trying to do with your code anymore.<|eor|><|sor|>Which means... It's time to start from scratch! :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | someboysdad | e486lp4 | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn SQL
I'd rather jump out of the window on my own.
Edit: it seems some of you are missing the joke here. It's a meme, like JavaScript.<|eor|><|sor|>What's wrong with SQL? What's a better alternative to query databases?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | rwhitisissle | e4879ut | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For anyone who stresses over finishing projects, just remember that Linus Torvalds is still working on Linux.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | jpjandrade | e48712g | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbh depends on the point of the project. There's a lot of value and learning into finishing a project the whole way, but if you just want to have some idea of how a technology works or how you would build a game, say, there's not really much point in going all the way to finish it doing the bullshitty parts. It's ok to have halfway abandoned projects, it's your free time after all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | MbakKoKom | e486509 | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn RegEx.<|eor|><|sor|>Then try to parse HTML5 with it to unleash the devil that devours the Earth...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | oneill011990 | e487wvl | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For anyone who stresses over finishing projects, just remember that Linus Torvalds is still working on Linux.<|eor|><|sor|>There is a difference between never finishing a project and keeping to expand and improve on a released product.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | peterhobo1 | e4875ly | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn SQL
I'd rather jump out of the window on my own.
Edit: it seems some of you are missing the joke here. It's a meme, like JavaScript.<|eor|><|sor|>What's wrong with SQL? What's a better alternative to query databases?<|eor|><|sor|>Nothing fundamentally wrong, people in general just don't love databases (and their languages) I think. I didn't either when I was a student, but the older I get the more I realize how important properly sorting and handling data is. So ya, SQL is cool.
Its certainly not perfect but it does its job.<|eor|><|sor|>Idk I found it easy enough and quite interesting. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | scratchfury | e487vhk | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn how to debug without using print statements.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | RobinJ6 | e487a24 | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I missed this format.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I loved this, his little face is so perfect for that mood. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | wrecklord0 | e487erp | <|sols|><|sot|>So true!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sinckrscc8g11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Learn SQL
I'd rather jump out of the window on my own.
Edit: it seems some of you are missing the joke here. It's a meme, like JavaScript.<|eor|><|sor|>What's wrong with SQL? What's a better alternative to query databases?<|eor|><|sor|>Nothing fundamentally wrong, people in general just don't love databases (and their languages) I think. I didn't either when I was a student, but the older I get the more I realize how important properly sorting and handling data is. So ya, SQL is cool.
Its certainly not perfect but it does its job.<|eor|><|sor|>Idk I found it easy enough and quite interesting. <|eor|><|sor|>You were a rare enlightened one. 90% of those in my course hated it too (might have been the course's fault too).<|eor|><|sor|>I also enjoy PHP maybe I wasn't meant to be a programmer :-(<|eor|><|sor|>Now that...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | x1sc0 | fj1c1l | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34,018 |
programmerhumor | anydalch | fkkg6as | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i call it a "heuristic" when i can explain what i did but it's stupid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,353 |
programmerhumor | itsafoxboi | fkke9wr | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have never hated something that I 100 percent agree with<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 641 |
programmerhumor | Boomshicleafaunda | fkkc5nt | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Eh, algorithms can be explained. Heuristics are just an educated guess.
But machine learning? Yeah that's a "I started off knowing" that turns into "what does this even do?".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 381 |
programmerhumor | crysanthus | fkkjivm | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>... how do you explain **Machine Learning Heuristic Algorithms**?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
programmerhumor | LagT_T | fkl106l | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i call it a "heuristic" when i can explain what i did but it's stupid<|eor|><|sor|>[Even Oxford can't explain heuristic](https://i.imgur.com/p8gtSq8.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | Imperial_Squid | fkl1eck | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i call it a "heuristic" when i can explain what i did but it's stupid<|eor|><|sor|>[Even Oxford can't explain heuristic](https://i.imgur.com/p8gtSq8.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>A heuristic is just a rule of thumb I think. Like "this will be correct 97% of the time so fuck it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | conancat | fkkmcbe | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Eh, algorithms can be explained. Heuristics are just an educated guess.
But machine learning? Yeah that's a "I started off knowing" that turns into "what does this even do?".<|eor|><|sor|>The worst part is you can't undo machine learning without making shittons of guesses of how the machine learnt whatever it learnt that from the dataset. At least a child can explain to you how they came to those conclusions. A machine would be just like `<Buffer 49 20 64 6f 6e 27 74 20 6b 6e 6f 77 20 6c 6f 6c 2c 20 79 6f 75 20 74 65 6c 6c 20 6d 65>`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | samy_the_samy | fkkkgkr | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>... how do you explain **Machine Learning Heuristic Algorithms**?<|eor|><|sor|>You don't<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | virtualfisher | fkl487y | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i call it a "heuristic" when i can explain what i did but it's stupid<|eor|><|sor|>[Even Oxford can't explain heuristic](https://i.imgur.com/p8gtSq8.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>A heuristic is just a rule of thumb I think. Like "this will be correct 97% of the time so fuck it"<|eor|><|sor|>right. i before e except after c is an analogy my professor gave us for heuristics. Most of the time it will work however its not a certainty.<|eor|><|sor|>Except when your foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | mythriz | fkkp6nz | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Eh, algorithms can be explained. Heuristics are just an educated guess.
But machine learning? Yeah that's a "I started off knowing" that turns into "what does this even do?".<|eor|><|sor|>The worst part is you can't undo machine learning without making shittons of guesses of how the machine learnt whatever it learnt that from the dataset. At least a child can explain to you how they came to those conclusions. A machine would be just like `<Buffer 49 20 64 6f 6e 27 74 20 6b 6e 6f 77 20 6c 6f 6c 2c 20 79 6f 75 20 74 65 6c 6c 20 6d 65>`<|eor|><|sor|>*Where did you learn this bad word!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | conancat | fkkmk4s | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>... how do you explain **Machine Learning Heuristic Algorithms**?<|eor|><|sor|>You don't<|eor|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure someone can come up with a 149-page Powerpoint slide explaining that topic at a conference<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | MrsEveryShot | fkl3fpp | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i call it a "heuristic" when i can explain what i did but it's stupid<|eor|><|sor|>[Even Oxford can't explain heuristic](https://i.imgur.com/p8gtSq8.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>A heuristic is just a rule of thumb I think. Like "this will be correct 97% of the time so fuck it"<|eor|><|sor|>right. i before e except after c is an analogy my professor gave us for heuristics. Most of the time it will work however its not a certainty.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | socksarepeople2 | fkkleyb | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i call it a "heuristic" when i can explain what i did but it's stupid<|eor|><|sor|>Hue hue<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | MrsEveryShot | fkl5uwr | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i call it a "heuristic" when i can explain what i did but it's stupid<|eor|><|sor|>[Even Oxford can't explain heuristic](https://i.imgur.com/p8gtSq8.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>A heuristic is just a rule of thumb I think. Like "this will be correct 97% of the time so fuck it"<|eor|><|sor|>right. i before e except after c is an analogy my professor gave us for heuristics. Most of the time it will work however its not a certainty.<|eor|><|sor|>Except when your foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.<|eor|><|sor|>whyd you have to do me like this I thought we were boys<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | hullabaloonatic | fkkq12m | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Eh, algorithms can be explained. Heuristics are just an educated guess.
But machine learning? Yeah that's a "I started off knowing" that turns into "what does this even do?".<|eor|><|sor|>The worst part is you can't undo machine learning without making shittons of guesses of how the machine learnt whatever it learnt that from the dataset. At least a child can explain to you how they came to those conclusions. A machine would be just like `<Buffer 49 20 64 6f 6e 27 74 20 6b 6e 6f 77 20 6c 6f 6c 2c 20 79 6f 75 20 74 65 6c 6c 20 6d 65>`<|eor|><|sor|>*Where did you learn this bad word!*<|eor|><|sor|>I learned it from you, Pentium 3!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | Ferdi265 | fkkpivc | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Algorithm: "I made a thing that calculates stuff and I think it's right"
Heuristic: "I made a thing that's wrong, but it's still useful"
Machine Learning: "I have no idea what this does, but the numbers look right sometimes"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | link_3007 | fkkksof | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How many times are we going to repeat this joke?
The real joke here is the state of this sub<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | samy_the_samy | fkkmw6w | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>... how do you explain **Machine Learning Heuristic Algorithms**?<|eor|><|sor|>You don't<|eor|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure someone can come up with a 149-page Powerpoint slide explaining that topic at a conference<|eor|><|sor|>Slides are the bane of my learning career,
It almost never communicate the information needed
The doctor uploads his slides, 100+ chrome tabs later and two days of testing codes and I barely know what I don't know<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | phrygianDomination | fkkolm3 | <|sols|><|sot|>sounds about right<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yucb4u2b9um41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Genetic algorithm - when the computer figures out what the programmer should have done<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | mejhopola | t6d94k | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,980 |
programmerhumor | BluepixelDev | hzat314 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>The garbage collector when it sees me:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 911 |
programmerhumor | Giocri | hzal79i | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>I remember a classmate that reistanced the entire graphics of the card deck at every card draw, during testing you could clearly see the rising memory usage and the sudden drops of when the garbage collector runned. Highest peak was 5G of ram usage for playing low res solitaire XD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 607 |
programmerhumor | VallanMandrake | hzau24v | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>C++ : the what now?
C++ increasing recycling awareness since 1979.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 476 |
programmerhumor | mejhopola | hzatvh4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>The garbage collector when it sees me:<|eor|><|soopr|>at least something wants me<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 407 |
programmerhumor | zomembire | hzbfauk | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>I remember a classmate that reistanced the entire graphics of the card deck at every card draw, during testing you could clearly see the rising memory usage and the sudden drops of when the garbage collector runned. Highest peak was 5G of ram usage for playing low res solitaire XD<|eor|><|sor|>He should be a chrome developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | TeraFlint | hzaw1yo | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>C++ : the what now?
C++ increasing recycling awareness since 1979.<|eor|><|sor|>Apparently, garbage collection was in the feature list of C++11.
Turns out, none of the compilers implemented it. Which I find both funny and understandable. C++ has other ways of cleanup, mainly RAII (cleanup in the destructor, needs to be thought of when implementing, but not during usage).
As far as I can tell, the feature requirement got removed in C++20.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | Wanderer_Dreamer | hzay5fp | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>Why is she behaving like a 5 year old child actor in a Charles Dickens play?<|eor|><|sor|>Probably just heard Biden say something that'll make her richer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | com2ghz | hzavvh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>Well thats a good thing right? A happy garbage collector is doing its work fine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | dpash | hzay8ts | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: the first language with a garbage collector was Lisp in 1958.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | crazyad | hzba82n | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>I remember a classmate that reistanced the entire graphics of the card deck at every card draw, during testing you could clearly see the rising memory usage and the sudden drops of when the garbage collector runned. Highest peak was 5G of ram usage for playing low res solitaire XD<|eor|><|sor|>Was he rendering each card in the deck?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | chickenstalker | hzaxi8i | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>Why is she behaving like a 5 year old child actor in a Charles Dickens play?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | Giocri | hzbkf1j | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>I remember a classmate that reistanced the entire graphics of the card deck at every card draw, during testing you could clearly see the rising memory usage and the sudden drops of when the garbage collector runned. Highest peak was 5G of ram usage for playing low res solitaire XD<|eor|><|sor|>Was he rendering each card in the deck?<|eor|><|sor|>No just the one visible but every time it generated a new object to render the card and the object contained an unique copy of the image that contained all the textures of all the cards<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | Soham_rak | hzb0f13 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>The garbage collector when it sees me:<|eor|><|soopr|>at least something wants me<|eoopr|><|sor|>Just to wipe u from the existence<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmerhumor | charset-utf-8 | hzaymsa | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>Well thats a good thing right? A happy garbage collector is doing its work fine.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly my thought. Unless the OP is implying that their code is... garbage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | djingo_dango | hzb2t89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>Finally, some good fucking garbage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | xrayden | hzazyv6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>Well thats a good thing right? A happy garbage collector is doing its work fine.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly my thought. Unless the OP is implying that their code is... garbage<|eor|><|sor|>I think that's the implication<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
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