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programmerhumor | general_sirhc | eg1x3ls | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Neither of them got laid that night.<|eor|><|sor|>I explained this to my wife. There is still a chance I'll get laid but she doesn't understand this joke at all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
programmerhumor | Fulgeralbastru | eg1lr33 | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This joke..it hurts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | jay9909 | eg1q8b6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This joke..it hurts<|eor|><|sor|>And it's told with such frequency that it *really* hertz.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | jwr410 | eg1v1bi | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can't store 1.000000119 in a float. The closest you can get is 1.00000011920928955078125.
Even when upgraded to a double 1.00000011900000007614153219038 is as close as you can get.<|eor|><|sor|>wait why<|eor|><|sor|>Floats are defined by IEEE-754. They have one sign bit, 8 exponent bits and 23 mantissa bits. This represents about 4 billion values on a number line, so most values on the number line aren't represented. 1.000000119 is one of the values that isn't represented exactly and it gets rounded to the nearest number that can be represented.
Edit: swapped mantissa and exponent. Thanks u/rooster_but
Edit 2: 8 exponent bits. Thanks u/saiky0u.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | robocorp | eg1rca6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Has anyone compiled all the jokes on this sub yet?<|eor|><|sor|>I tried. I get compiler errors every single time.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats because the funny lib is missing.<|eor|><|sor|>You're supposed to provide your own. It's hardware accelerated, and someone thought it would be funny to have a different standard for each device.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | c4nox | eg1vyrm | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just learning programming whats the difference between a float and a double<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | ThelittestADG | eg21roi | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then the programmer asks where the bathroom is and the bar bursts into flames.<|eor|><|sor|>M E T A
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A<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | thebaggiebug | wjk6hu | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,405 |
programmerhumor | catbenning | ijhxtb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Rowan Atkinson acts out the stages of grief.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,296 |
programmerhumor | Far_Information_885 | iji10yb | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Had someone tell me once that c# wasn't performant enough to handle their little website that was basically a simple scheduling system and never had any more than 12 people using it concurrently.
I had to try hard to not laugh my ass off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 479 |
programmerhumor | onions_cutting_ninja | ijidj67 | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Throwback to that one time it took me 3 days to figure out why my semibold font didn't work
You see, it's "SemiBold". Not "Semibold"
**Three.**
**Fucking.**
***Days.***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | hiddenforreasonsSV | iji1fga | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Rowan Atkinson acts out the stages of grief.<|eor|><|sor|>Judging by the logos, this was within the last fews in the Merc garage. It worked out alright in the end anyways.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | Bryguy3k | ijif08q | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Rowan Atkinson acts out the stages of grief.<|eor|><|sor|>Judging by the logos, this was within the last fews in the Merc garage. It worked out alright in the end anyways.<|eor|><|sor|>It was 10 years ago actually: https://youtu.be/rGbZ_XLeAfQ
Not being potato quality kind of throws you off for sure.
The collision in question: https://youtu.be/M6RS5lchZXo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | AerospaceTechNerd | ijicebm | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Look my problem is that my code executes what I wrote and not what I thought I wrote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | yottalogical | ijirpfe | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Had someone tell me once that c# wasn't performant enough to handle their little website that was basically a simple scheduling system and never had any more than 12 people using it concurrently.
I had to try hard to not laugh my ass off.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearly they needed something that was BLaZINgLy fasT !<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | AlterEdward | ijib5w4 | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Rowan Atkinson is an absolute master of physical acting. That is all.
Edit: "that it all" as in that's all I wanted to say. He is off course got at a lot of other things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | davvblack | ijivi3f | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Had someone tell me once that c# wasn't performant enough to handle their little website that was basically a simple scheduling system and never had any more than 12 people using it concurrently.
I had to try hard to not laugh my ass off.<|eor|><|sor|>Im curious. Is there any mainstream language that wouldnt be able to handle that?<|eor|><|sor|>there are some banking apis that end up triggering pieces of paper to get printed and shuffled across physical desks. so uh that i guess<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | yottalogical | ijj4csb | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Had someone tell me once that c# wasn't performant enough to handle their little website that was basically a simple scheduling system and never had any more than 12 people using it concurrently.
I had to try hard to not laugh my ass off.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearly they needed something that was BLaZINgLy fasT !<|eor|><|sor|>DID SOMEONE SAY COBALT<|eor|><|sor|>you called?<|eor|><|sor|> cobalt();<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | Fenix_Volatilis | ijhz3m8 | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So many times.
Oh what the FUCK! I knew that should have worked! Wtf?? Oh, nevermind, I accidentally used < not > and created an infinite loop...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | CrazedPatel | ijj13iq | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Had someone tell me once that c# wasn't performant enough to handle their little website that was basically a simple scheduling system and never had any more than 12 people using it concurrently.
I had to try hard to not laugh my ass off.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearly they needed something that was BLaZINgLy fasT !<|eor|><|sor|>DID SOMEONE SAY COBALT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | Bryguy3k | ijifswp | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Throwback to that one time it took me 3 days to figure out why my semibold font didn't work
You see, it's "SemiBold". Not "Semibold"
**Three.**
**Fucking.**
***Days.***<|eor|><|sor|>Its always the things that silently fail<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | liddicoat1 | ijjalww | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I just wanna say I know nothing about computer science or programming languages but I often get recommended these posts and I always love the comments. I have 0 clue what any of you are on about and its so funny to me, e.g. some just replied to a comment about high speeds with "did somebody say cobalt!?" which to me is the most baffling exchange of words but you guys all think its hilarious and I'm just missing out on it. Its like suddenly becoming fluent in Japanese and hearing someone talk about the local bar in heavy slang, like I can read whats happening i just have no comprehension of what it means in this context. Sorry for the mini rant I just find this fascinating.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | cobalt2727 | ijj406r | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Had someone tell me once that c# wasn't performant enough to handle their little website that was basically a simple scheduling system and never had any more than 12 people using it concurrently.
I had to try hard to not laugh my ass off.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearly they needed something that was BLaZINgLy fasT !<|eor|><|sor|>DID SOMEONE SAY COBALT<|eor|><|sor|>you called?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmerhumor | SnootyAl | ijiqksy | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Rowan Atkinson acts out the stages of grief.<|eor|><|sor|>Judging by the logos, this was within the last fews in the Merc garage. It worked out alright in the end anyways.<|eor|><|sor|>It was 10 years ago actually: https://youtu.be/rGbZ_XLeAfQ
Not being potato quality kind of throws you off for sure.
The collision in question: https://youtu.be/M6RS5lchZXo<|eor|><|sor|>The real mvp<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmerhumor | shadow7412 | ijj6iy4 | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Throwback to that one time it took me 3 days to figure out why my semibold font didn't work
You see, it's "SemiBold". Not "Semibold"
**Three.**
**Fucking.**
***Days.***<|eor|><|sor|>Its always the things that silently fail<|eor|><|sor|>Which is why people writing catch-all exception clauses makes me see red.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | DerBronco | ijilsdx | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Throwback to that one time it took me 3 days to figure out why my semibold font didn't work
You see, it's "SemiBold". Not "Semibold"
**Three.**
**Fucking.**
***Days.***<|eor|><|sor|>Usually people stop making this errors after about the 300-350th time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | TheMiiChannelTheme | ijjwazq | <|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Had someone tell me once that c# wasn't performant enough to handle their little website that was basically a simple scheduling system and never had any more than 12 people using it concurrently.
I had to try hard to not laugh my ass off.<|eor|><|sor|>Im curious. Is there any mainstream language that wouldnt be able to handle that?<|eor|><|sor|>there are some banking apis that end up triggering pieces of paper to get printed and shuffled across physical desks. so uh that i guess<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>In the early 1970s, British Rail purchased something called TOPS (Total Operations Processing System), to handle the dispatching and tracking of rolling stock. From [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TOPS):
> The purpose of TOPS was to take all the paperwork associated with a locomotive or rolling stock - its maintenance history, its allocation to division and depot and duty, its status, its location, and much more - and keep it in computer form, constantly updated by terminals at every maintenance facility. On paper, this information was difficult to keep track of, awkward to keep up to date, and time-consuming to query, requiring many telephone calls. Computerizing this information enabled a railroad to keep better track of its assets, and thus to make better use of them.
I.E everything from "This train is leaving from here at 00:00 and is formed of the following vehicles", to "Does Carstairs Freight Yard have enough wagons available to form the 0948 to Bruntwick?". Which as you can imagine were previously rather difficult to keep track of when the information you needed was on a piece of paper 400 miles away on the other side of the country. And that's before you consider that different hubs could hold different and conflicting information on the same vehicle, or the "We need locomotive 9999 back to the depot at the end of the day for inspection - er, where is it?" problem. Someone at one location could end up on the phone for hours trying to find the information they needed.
And the introduction was a huge success, actually! There were a couple of hiccoughs, of course - the system required each vehicle be given a unique number to identify it, and for a while there were the odd few vehicles running around the place with one number on one side and a different one on the other, which created ghost vehicles out of nothing. But overall TOPS allowed British Rail to use their fleet far more efficiently - after the introduction, it turned out 1/3rd of the freight wagon fleet was surplus to requirements - the oldest and most expensive to maintain going to the scrapyard first.
(Edit: NEW! You can now view this comment in [1960s Information Film-o-vision!](https://player.bfi.org.uk/free/film/watch-using-tops-1978-online))
Its is still in use today. And the problem with it *isn't* that it was written in the 60s - it still works just fine. And it isn't that its written in COBOL or FORTRAN or even anything else from that era - while its hard to find people who know those, they are around if you have a large enough bucket of money.
No, instead its written in its own language called TOPSTRAN, itself a simple set of assembly macros intended for the specific IBM mainframe it was designed for.
And it runs half the British rail network.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | Sky-lander | 13nwy2d | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,376 |
programmerhumor | Pcat0 | jl199b7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,525 |
programmerhumor | glha | jl1c59p | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|sor|>[It's reddit, better not to ask](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,721 |
programmerhumor | robottron45 | jl1bxdh | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is not an iPad but a Windows tablet (with Sublime I think)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,502 |
programmerhumor | SdoesT | jl1b0px | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive been teaching myself programming on an iPad since day 1. I thought it would be easier since its more portable than a PC or laptop.
It took me 6 DAYS to discover how to move a file.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,099 |
programmerhumor | ekangi_ | jl1j9t9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding app <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 960 |
programmerhumor | youssif94 | jl1fuk4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|sor|>[It's reddit, better not to ask](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/).<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you for the memories!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 785 |
programmerhumor | Matyas2004maty | jl1jv0y | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now I wanna know what is wrong on line 13<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 754 |
programmerhumor | e89dce12 | jl1na07 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive been teaching myself programming on an iPad since day 1. I thought it would be easier since its more portable than a PC or laptop.
It took me 6 DAYS to discover how to move a file.<|eor|><|sor|>Please tell me how to code on an ipad<|eor|><|sor|>Download an ssh client app. Use that to login to a linux machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | TheLastLivingBuffalo | jl1pa0y | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding app <|eor|><|sor|>Right? Whos gonna tell them that we all write our code in Microsoft Word?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 483 |
programmerhumor | TuctDape | jl1oh4i | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|sor|>[It's reddit, better not to ask](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/).<|eor|><|sor|>12 years ago...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 420 |
programmerhumor | Dantzig | jl1ljnb | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is not an iPad but a Windows tablet (with Sublime I think)<|eor|><|sor|>Yea there is a Windows key on the on screen keyboard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | drgndomdev | jl19jsw | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Speedrunning CS degrees be like<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | DjBonadoobie | jl1vk8h | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now I wanna know what is wrong on line 13<|eor|><|sor|>Needs more jpeg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 330 |
programmerhumor | BoringWozniak | jl1pho1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|sor|>Same reason theres an HP logo at the bottom of his iPad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | RillonDodgers | jl1rqpl | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|sor|>[It's reddit, better not to ask](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/).<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you for the memories!<|eor|><|sor|>Even though they weren't so great<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | xHADES734x | jl1lmy5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive been teaching myself programming on an iPad since day 1. I thought it would be easier since its more portable than a PC or laptop.
It took me 6 DAYS to discover how to move a file.<|eor|><|sor|>Please tell me how to code on an ipad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | worldsayshi | jl1pf5k | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|sor|>[It's reddit, better not to ask](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/).<|eor|><|sor|>12 years ago...<|eor|><|sor|>No it was definitely just a few months ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | moeburn | jl1unde | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding app <|eor|><|sor|>Right? Whos gonna tell them that we all write our code in Microsoft Word?<|eor|><|sor|>My office couldn't afford Microsoft Word we have to use wordpad.exe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | iGreenDogs | jl1ud87 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|sor|>[It's reddit, better not to ask](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/).<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you for the memories!<|eor|><|sor|>Even though they weren't so great<|eor|><|sor|>She tastes like you, only sweeter!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | Inverth | jl1ks41 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is not an iPad but a Windows tablet (with Sublime I think)<|eor|><|sor|>Yah. I think i see the HP logo on it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | Confidenceismyname | fh2ezl | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,318 |
programmerhumor | notagoodboye | fk8hnep | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pull all you like, but when you go to commit and find out I have to approve every push to master, this is why. Does it really pass *all* the tests? Because I bet it doesn't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 403 |
programmerhumor | tails618 | fk8wi9c | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just had someone fork my dev branch, set up CI, and is using it as his daily driver. Honey, that branch is not stable and you are going to have a bad time.<|eor|><|sor|>Megalovania: Programmer Version<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | Walter_Alias | fk8tj5j | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone touch my spaghet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | mobile-user-guy | fk8rvtq | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just had someone fork my dev branch, set up CI, and is using it as his daily driver. Honey, that branch is not stable and you are going to have a bad time.<|eor|><|sor|>What the fuck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | sh0rtwave | fk8xsqd | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pull all you like, but when you go to commit and find out I have to approve every push to master, this is why. Does it really pass *all* the tests? Because I bet it doesn't.<|eor|><|sor|>We have an entire QA team for this, and the remote team I have to work with/react to, STILL is more or less always exploding my PRs with conflicts in code I was already working on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | adzo101 | fk8yzo2 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you use C++ instead of Java because you don't want it collected<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | Shut-Up-Todd | fk91flu | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone touch my spaghet<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody touch-a my spaghett!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | Russian_repost_bot | fk8yixi | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just had someone fork my dev branch, set up CI, and is using it as his daily driver. Honey, that branch is not stable and you are going to have a bad time.<|eor|><|sor|>*Runs 1st time fine.*
"Meh, good enough"
*puts on production server*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | DragonStriker | fk94wym | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just had someone fork my dev branch, set up CI, and is using it as his daily driver. Honey, that branch is not stable and you are going to have a bad time.<|eor|><|sor|>What the fuck.<|eor|><|sor|>I honestly have no idea. I get some real script kiddie vibes from him, seems like he just learned c# and wants to prove he's a big boy programmer<|eor|><|sor|>Honest question: what should have been the best process, and how do you grow out of the "script kiddie" phase? How do you get to a point where you actually are a big boy programmer, and is recognized by peers as such?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | HDmac | fk9by29 | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was the main programmer on a project for 4 months, my friend joins the team and she still doesnt let me live down that this was essentially how I acted.<|eor|><|sor|>I've joined two small teams now that have had 10+ year old code bases that they've been working on. The code is terrible because they've developing in isolation, with no other industry experience, disregarding best practices or staying up to date. You try and suggest a change or a better way to do something and they'll bite your fucking head off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | A_Unique_User68801 | fk9eihr | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just had someone fork my dev branch, set up CI, and is using it as his daily driver. Honey, that branch is not stable and you are going to have a bad time.<|eor|><|sor|>What the fuck.<|eor|><|sor|>I honestly have no idea. I get some real script kiddie vibes from him, seems like he just learned c# and wants to prove he's a big boy programmer<|eor|><|sor|>Honest question: what should have been the best process, and how do you grow out of the "script kiddie" phase? How do you get to a point where you actually are a big boy programmer, and is recognized by peers as such?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This is sage as hell and exactly what I needed to read today. Thanks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | sh0rtwave | fk8y0uh | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I come from really old-school open-source stuff, and...
I commit utter shit. Often. Early! So people can correct my viewpoint, if it's flawed.
​
Has to be that way, on a PHP-code base that's 75% spanish. Fortunately, we have a fair few bilingual people, and I've got google translate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | nomecks | fk90b0d | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Git push --force<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | InterestingMotives | fk9favo | <|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just had someone fork my dev branch, set up CI, and is using it as his daily driver. Honey, that branch is not stable and you are going to have a bad time.<|eor|><|sor|>What the fuck.<|eor|><|sor|>I honestly have no idea. I get some real script kiddie vibes from him, seems like he just learned c# and wants to prove he's a big boy programmer<|eor|><|sor|>Honest question: what should have been the best process, and how do you grow out of the "script kiddie" phase? How do you get to a point where you actually are a big boy programmer, and is recognized by peers as such?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, the minute you think your a "big boy" you've crossed some threshold in your mind of being "good enough" and it has tendency to stifle your continued growth.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | Rowona | z2tkqt | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,293 |
programmerhumor | Susan-stoHelit | ixi4hd1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That looks like novice programmer frustration code. Something is going wrong, I dont know why, Im going to try everything. And when its fixed, Im not cleaning up all the trials I did, the code works, cant ever touch it again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,089 |
programmerhumor | PaulieGlot | ixi21vd | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>hmmm yes
the floor here is made out of floor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,686 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixi4ih7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That looks like novice programmer frustration code. Something is going wrong, I dont know why, Im going to try everything. And when its fixed, Im not cleaning up all the trials I did, the code works, cant ever touch it again.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,885 |
programmerhumor | siskulous | ixikhb0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That looks like novice programmer frustration code. Something is going wrong, I dont know why, Im going to try everything. And when its fixed, Im not cleaning up all the trials I did, the code works, cant ever touch it again.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd venture that's EXACTLY what happened here. And 6 months later when they have to look at the code again fro some reason they're gonna be wondering what they were smoking when they wrote it. At least that's how it always seems to go for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,941 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixickxp | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Null = null is too deep for me to understand<|eor|><|sor|>You look stupid. Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,463 |
programmerhumor | Epsilia | ixj15nx | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That looks like novice programmer frustration code. Something is going wrong, I dont know why, Im going to try everything. And when its fixed, Im not cleaning up all the trials I did, the code works, cant ever touch it again.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd venture that's EXACTLY what happened here. And 6 months later when they have to look at the code again fro some reason they're gonna be wondering what they were smoking when they wrote it. At least that's how it always seems to go for me.<|eor|><|sor|>"Who the fuck wrote this?"
git blame
"Oh."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,146 |
programmerhumor | MaybeExisting8229 | ixicjqb | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Null = null is too deep for me to understand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,981 |
programmerhumor | NicNoletree | ixi6mym | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a result of being paid by LOC<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,695 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixi6nx7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a result of being paid by LOC<|eor|><|sor|>I've laid off most of the staff, and Twitter's still running. Looks like they weren't necessary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,648 |
programmerhumor | GameDestiny2 | ixi9w9i | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>hmmm yes
the floor here is made out of floor<|eor|><|sor|>The floor exhibits properties of floor, especially when compared to floor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,459 |
programmerhumor | hobbesmaster | ixicezb | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That looks like novice programmer frustration code. Something is going wrong, I dont know why, Im going to try everything. And when its fixed, Im not cleaning up all the trials I did, the code works, cant ever touch it again.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...<|eor|><|sor|>This bot never misses lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,391 |
programmerhumor | nath-k2 | ixi7mez | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>What a rookie! You can declare a variable with initial value: String Null = null; return Null;
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,027 |
programmerhumor | noneroy | ixig677 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I see the problem. Forgot to convert the null to a string...
String Null = null.toString();
I'm sure that's fine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 657 |
programmerhumor | Poseydon42 | ixj2yx9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Null = null is too deep for me to understand<|eor|><|sor|>You look stupid. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, this is too smart for a bot, I'm staring to think that mods just hired some of the laid off Twitter employees.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 623 |
programmerhumor | agentrnge | ixialwm | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>hmmm yes
the floor here is made out of floor<|eor|><|sor|>The floor exhibits properties of floor, especially when compared to floor<|eor|><|sor|>For high values of floor, floor approaches floor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 620 |
programmerhumor | foghatyma | ixigrnp | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That looks like novice programmer frustration code. Something is going wrong, I dont know why, Im going to try everything. And when its fixed, Im not cleaning up all the trials I did, the code works, cant ever touch it again.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...<|eor|><|sor|>This bot never misses lol<|eor|><|sor|>Passes the Turing test for sure.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 508 |
programmerhumor | TheUselessOne87 | ixi3joe | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>you could send this to musk, it sure is very salient<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 485 |
programmerhumor | ketdagr8 | ixihelt | <|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You laugh, but the Twitter engineer who wrote this is still employed while you, who probably will just return status, are going to be out of a job next quarter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 313 |
programmerhumor | dreams_in_bytecodes | rvubl8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,295 |
programmerhumor | james_otter | hr7tq9m | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn if she would have used log4J there would have been a way in<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,452 |
programmerhumor | karanbhatt100 | hr7ld1w | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>code will not compile so no worry<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,480 |
programmerhumor | dreams_in_bytecodes | hr7mc60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>code will not compile so no worry<|eor|><|soopr|>it's not an IDE but I can already see warnings<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,055 |
programmerhumor | A_man_and_no_plan | hr7nr4o | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How does a person simultaneously know enough to write a try-catch block but not enough to know that it should've been a simple if instead?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,127 |
programmerhumor | reversehead | hr80bil | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*After the backlash on Stack Overflow, Kate tried posting her failed assignment solution on Tinder in a last desperate attempt to get help.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,343 |
programmerhumor | MyAntichrist | hr7s295 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How does a person simultaneously know enough to write a try-catch block but not enough to know that it should've been a simple if instead?<|eor|><|sor|>And its Exception, not exception<|eor|><|sor|>`class exception extends Exception {}`
`git add -a`
`git commit -m 'fixed stuff'`
`git push`
When can I start?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,902 |
programmerhumor | ActRepresentative530 | hr7o1jf | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How does a person simultaneously know enough to write a try-catch block but not enough to know that it should've been a simple if instead?<|eor|><|sor|>And its Exception, not exception<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,192 |
programmerhumor | Slggyqo | hr8f0y0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn if she would have used log4J there would have been a way in<|eor|><|sor|>Someone needs to try it.
Maybe thats what shes waiting for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,099 |
programmerhumor | TheKingOfSwing777 | hr7lfsb | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isnt this saying she friendzones any person taller than 1.89 meters? So she likes short people?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,025 |
programmerhumor | Tubthumper8 | hr7u8sj | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How does a person simultaneously know enough to write a try-catch block but not enough to know that it should've been a simple if instead?<|eor|><|sor|>And its Exception, not exception<|eor|><|sor|>`class exception extends Exception {}`
`git add -a`
`git commit -m 'fixed stuff'`
`git push`
When can I start?<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget to force push, it's best practice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 967 |
programmerhumor | FemaleSandpiper | hr7rvvy | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Umm I dont use Java, but a False value doesnt actually raise an error; does it (regardless of whether she likes short or tall people)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 825 |
programmerhumor | dreams_in_bytecodes | hr7m5fb | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isnt this saying she friendzones any person taller than 1.89 meters? So she likes short people?<|eor|><|soopr|>the code makes little sense but based on the rest of the bio, she intended to say, if you're shorter than 189cm, you're getting friendzoned :D<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 814 |
programmerhumor | chinacat2002 | hr7mrcr | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isnt this saying she friendzones any person taller than 1.89 meters? So she likes short people?<|eor|><|soopr|>the code makes little sense but based on the rest of the bio, she intended to say, if you're shorter than 189cm, you're getting friendzoned :D<|eoopr|><|sor|>Except, she wrote the opposite.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 749 |
programmerhumor | nphhpn | hr83x4r | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>code will not compile so no worry<|eor|><|soopr|>it's not an IDE but I can already see warnings<|eoopr|><|sor|>You can ignore those warnings tho. But the errors bro, I don't know if you want to work with that code.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry about the errors either, there's a try-catch!<|eor|><|sor|>```java
try {
Look, invalid syntax!
} catch (SyntaxError r) {
System.out.println("Nice try, compiler");
}
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 614 |
programmerhumor | Expert_Vehicle_7476 | hr8fn49 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*After the backlash on Stack Overflow, Kate tried posting her failed assignment solution on Tinder in a last desperate attempt to get help.*<|eor|><|sor|>Ironically enough she encountered the same men but this time they were helpful, they quickly messaged her to tell her to just use an if statement<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 542 |
programmerhumor | AzzBar | hr7vajo | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Umm I dont use Java, but a False value doesnt actually raise an error; does it (regardless of whether she likes short or tall people)?<|eor|><|sor|>Correct. False isnt throwing an exemption. And she didnt use an if statement AND if they are shorter than 1.89m that would return true, presumably the opposite of what she wants.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 527 |
programmerhumor | Agile_Pudding_ | hr8brtw | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How does a person simultaneously know enough to write a try-catch block but not enough to know that it should've been a simple if instead?<|eor|><|sor|>And its Exception, not exception<|eor|><|sor|>`class exception extends Exception {}`
`git add -a`
`git commit -m 'fixed stuff'`
`git push`
When can I start?<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget to force push, it's best practice<|eor|><|sor|>On Friday at 5:00.<|eor|><|sor|>To production<|eor|><|sor|>You say that like other branches exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 507 |
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