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programmerhumor
general_sirhc
eg1x3ls
<|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Neither of them got laid that night.<|eor|><|sor|>I explained this to my wife. There is still a chance I'll get laid but she doesn't understand this joke at all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
206
programmerhumor
Fulgeralbastru
eg1lr33
<|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This joke..it hurts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
195
programmerhumor
jay9909
eg1q8b6
<|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This joke..it hurts<|eor|><|sor|>And it's told with such frequency that it *really* hertz.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
150
programmerhumor
jwr410
eg1v1bi
<|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can't store 1.000000119 in a float. The closest you can get is 1.00000011920928955078125. Even when upgraded to a double 1.00000011900000007614153219038 is as close as you can get.<|eor|><|sor|>wait why<|eor|><|sor|>Floats are defined by IEEE-754. They have one sign bit, 8 exponent bits and 23 mantissa bits. This represents about 4 billion values on a number line, so most values on the number line aren't represented. 1.000000119 is one of the values that isn't represented exactly and it gets rounded to the nearest number that can be represented. Edit: swapped mantissa and exponent. Thanks u/rooster_but Edit 2: 8 exponent bits. Thanks u/saiky0u.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
147
programmerhumor
robocorp
eg1rca6
<|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Has anyone compiled all the jokes on this sub yet?<|eor|><|sor|>I tried. I get compiler errors every single time.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats because the funny lib is missing.<|eor|><|sor|>You're supposed to provide your own. It's hardware accelerated, and someone thought it would be funny to have a different standard for each device.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
121
programmerhumor
c4nox
eg1vyrm
<|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just learning programming whats the difference between a float and a double<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
108
programmerhumor
ThelittestADG
eg21roi
<|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then the programmer asks where the bathroom is and the bar bursts into flames.<|eor|><|sor|>M E T A E T A<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
93
programmerhumor
thebaggiebug
wjk6hu
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,405
programmerhumor
catbenning
ijhxtb4
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Rowan Atkinson acts out the stages of grief.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,296
programmerhumor
Far_Information_885
iji10yb
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Had someone tell me once that c# wasn't performant enough to handle their little website that was basically a simple scheduling system and never had any more than 12 people using it concurrently. I had to try hard to not laugh my ass off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
479
programmerhumor
onions_cutting_ninja
ijidj67
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Throwback to that one time it took me 3 days to figure out why my semibold font didn't work You see, it's "SemiBold". Not "Semibold" **Three.** **Fucking.** ***Days.***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
271
programmerhumor
hiddenforreasonsSV
iji1fga
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Rowan Atkinson acts out the stages of grief.<|eor|><|sor|>Judging by the logos, this was within the last fews in the Merc garage. It worked out alright in the end anyways.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
247
programmerhumor
Bryguy3k
ijif08q
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Rowan Atkinson acts out the stages of grief.<|eor|><|sor|>Judging by the logos, this was within the last fews in the Merc garage. It worked out alright in the end anyways.<|eor|><|sor|>It was 10 years ago actually: https://youtu.be/rGbZ_XLeAfQ Not being potato quality kind of throws you off for sure. The collision in question: https://youtu.be/M6RS5lchZXo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
244
programmerhumor
AerospaceTechNerd
ijicebm
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Look my problem is that my code executes what I wrote and not what I thought I wrote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
212
programmerhumor
yottalogical
ijirpfe
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Had someone tell me once that c# wasn't performant enough to handle their little website that was basically a simple scheduling system and never had any more than 12 people using it concurrently. I had to try hard to not laugh my ass off.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearly they needed something that was BLaZINgLy fasT !<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
164
programmerhumor
AlterEdward
ijib5w4
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Rowan Atkinson is an absolute master of physical acting. That is all. Edit: "that it all" as in that's all I wanted to say. He is off course got at a lot of other things.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
132
programmerhumor
davvblack
ijivi3f
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Had someone tell me once that c# wasn't performant enough to handle their little website that was basically a simple scheduling system and never had any more than 12 people using it concurrently. I had to try hard to not laugh my ass off.<|eor|><|sor|>Im curious. Is there any mainstream language that wouldnt be able to handle that?<|eor|><|sor|>there are some banking apis that end up triggering pieces of paper to get printed and shuffled across physical desks. so uh that i guess<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
108
programmerhumor
yottalogical
ijj4csb
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Had someone tell me once that c# wasn't performant enough to handle their little website that was basically a simple scheduling system and never had any more than 12 people using it concurrently. I had to try hard to not laugh my ass off.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearly they needed something that was BLaZINgLy fasT !<|eor|><|sor|>DID SOMEONE SAY COBALT<|eor|><|sor|>you called?<|eor|><|sor|> cobalt();<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
84
programmerhumor
Fenix_Volatilis
ijhz3m8
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So many times. Oh what the FUCK! I knew that should have worked! Wtf?? Oh, nevermind, I accidentally used < not > and created an infinite loop...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
81
programmerhumor
CrazedPatel
ijj13iq
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Had someone tell me once that c# wasn't performant enough to handle their little website that was basically a simple scheduling system and never had any more than 12 people using it concurrently. I had to try hard to not laugh my ass off.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearly they needed something that was BLaZINgLy fasT !<|eor|><|sor|>DID SOMEONE SAY COBALT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
80
programmerhumor
Bryguy3k
ijifswp
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Throwback to that one time it took me 3 days to figure out why my semibold font didn't work You see, it's "SemiBold". Not "Semibold" **Three.** **Fucking.** ***Days.***<|eor|><|sor|>Its always the things that silently fail<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
78
programmerhumor
liddicoat1
ijjalww
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I just wanna say I know nothing about computer science or programming languages but I often get recommended these posts and I always love the comments. I have 0 clue what any of you are on about and its so funny to me, e.g. some just replied to a comment about high speeds with "did somebody say cobalt!?" which to me is the most baffling exchange of words but you guys all think its hilarious and I'm just missing out on it. Its like suddenly becoming fluent in Japanese and hearing someone talk about the local bar in heavy slang, like I can read whats happening i just have no comprehension of what it means in this context. Sorry for the mini rant I just find this fascinating.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
68
programmerhumor
cobalt2727
ijj406r
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Had someone tell me once that c# wasn't performant enough to handle their little website that was basically a simple scheduling system and never had any more than 12 people using it concurrently. I had to try hard to not laugh my ass off.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearly they needed something that was BLaZINgLy fasT !<|eor|><|sor|>DID SOMEONE SAY COBALT<|eor|><|sor|>you called?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
55
programmerhumor
SnootyAl
ijiqksy
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Rowan Atkinson acts out the stages of grief.<|eor|><|sor|>Judging by the logos, this was within the last fews in the Merc garage. It worked out alright in the end anyways.<|eor|><|sor|>It was 10 years ago actually: https://youtu.be/rGbZ_XLeAfQ Not being potato quality kind of throws you off for sure. The collision in question: https://youtu.be/M6RS5lchZXo<|eor|><|sor|>The real mvp<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
50
programmerhumor
shadow7412
ijj6iy4
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Throwback to that one time it took me 3 days to figure out why my semibold font didn't work You see, it's "SemiBold". Not "Semibold" **Three.** **Fucking.** ***Days.***<|eor|><|sor|>Its always the things that silently fail<|eor|><|sor|>Which is why people writing catch-all exception clauses makes me see red.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
48
programmerhumor
DerBronco
ijilsdx
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Throwback to that one time it took me 3 days to figure out why my semibold font didn't work You see, it's "SemiBold". Not "Semibold" **Three.** **Fucking.** ***Days.***<|eor|><|sor|>Usually people stop making this errors after about the 300-350th time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
46
programmerhumor
TheMiiChannelTheme
ijjwazq
<|sols|><|sot|>NO MAN, the language is just bad >:(<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsit62l31kg91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Had someone tell me once that c# wasn't performant enough to handle their little website that was basically a simple scheduling system and never had any more than 12 people using it concurrently. I had to try hard to not laugh my ass off.<|eor|><|sor|>Im curious. Is there any mainstream language that wouldnt be able to handle that?<|eor|><|sor|>there are some banking apis that end up triggering pieces of paper to get printed and shuffled across physical desks. so uh that i guess<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>In the early 1970s, British Rail purchased something called TOPS (Total Operations Processing System), to handle the dispatching and tracking of rolling stock. From [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TOPS): > The purpose of TOPS was to take all the paperwork associated with a locomotive or rolling stock - its maintenance history, its allocation to division and depot and duty, its status, its location, and much more - and keep it in computer form, constantly updated by terminals at every maintenance facility. On paper, this information was difficult to keep track of, awkward to keep up to date, and time-consuming to query, requiring many telephone calls. Computerizing this information enabled a railroad to keep better track of its assets, and thus to make better use of them. I.E everything from "This train is leaving from here at 00:00 and is formed of the following vehicles", to "Does Carstairs Freight Yard have enough wagons available to form the 0948 to Bruntwick?". Which as you can imagine were previously rather difficult to keep track of when the information you needed was on a piece of paper 400 miles away on the other side of the country. And that's before you consider that different hubs could hold different and conflicting information on the same vehicle, or the "We need locomotive 9999 back to the depot at the end of the day for inspection - er, where is it?" problem. Someone at one location could end up on the phone for hours trying to find the information they needed. And the introduction was a huge success, actually! There were a couple of hiccoughs, of course - the system required each vehicle be given a unique number to identify it, and for a while there were the odd few vehicles running around the place with one number on one side and a different one on the other, which created ghost vehicles out of nothing. But overall TOPS allowed British Rail to use their fleet far more efficiently - after the introduction, it turned out 1/3rd of the freight wagon fleet was surplus to requirements - the oldest and most expensive to maintain going to the scrapyard first. (Edit: NEW! You can now view this comment in [1960s Information Film-o-vision!](https://player.bfi.org.uk/free/film/watch-using-tops-1978-online)) &nbsp; Its is still in use today. And the problem with it *isn't* that it was written in the 60s - it still works just fine. And it isn't that its written in COBOL or FORTRAN or even anything else from that era - while its hard to find people who know those, they are around if you have a large enough bucket of money. No, instead its written in its own language called TOPSTRAN, itself a simple set of assembly macros intended for the specific IBM mainframe it was designed for. And it runs half the British rail network.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43
programmerhumor
Sky-lander
13nwy2d
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,376
programmerhumor
Pcat0
jl199b7
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,525
programmerhumor
glha
jl1c59p
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|sor|>[It's reddit, better not to ask](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,721
programmerhumor
robottron45
jl1bxdh
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is not an iPad but a Windows tablet (with Sublime I think)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,502
programmerhumor
SdoesT
jl1b0px
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive been teaching myself programming on an iPad since day 1. I thought it would be easier since its more portable than a PC or laptop. It took me 6 DAYS to discover how to move a file.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,099
programmerhumor
ekangi_
jl1j9t9
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding app <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
960
programmerhumor
youssif94
jl1fuk4
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|sor|>[It's reddit, better not to ask](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/).<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you for the memories!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
785
programmerhumor
Matyas2004maty
jl1jv0y
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now I wanna know what is wrong on line 13<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
754
programmerhumor
e89dce12
jl1na07
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive been teaching myself programming on an iPad since day 1. I thought it would be easier since its more portable than a PC or laptop. It took me 6 DAYS to discover how to move a file.<|eor|><|sor|>Please tell me how to code on an ipad<|eor|><|sor|>Download an ssh client app. Use that to login to a linux machine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
575
programmerhumor
TheLastLivingBuffalo
jl1pa0y
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding app <|eor|><|sor|>Right? Whos gonna tell them that we all write our code in Microsoft Word?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
483
programmerhumor
TuctDape
jl1oh4i
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|sor|>[It's reddit, better not to ask](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/).<|eor|><|sor|>12 years ago...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
420
programmerhumor
Dantzig
jl1ljnb
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is not an iPad but a Windows tablet (with Sublime I think)<|eor|><|sor|>Yea there is a Windows key on the on screen keyboard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
375
programmerhumor
drgndomdev
jl19jsw
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Speedrunning CS degrees be like<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
360
programmerhumor
DjBonadoobie
jl1vk8h
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Now I wanna know what is wrong on line 13<|eor|><|sor|>Needs more jpeg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
330
programmerhumor
BoringWozniak
jl1pho1
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|sor|>Same reason theres an HP logo at the bottom of his iPad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
288
programmerhumor
RillonDodgers
jl1rqpl
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|sor|>[It's reddit, better not to ask](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/).<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you for the memories!<|eor|><|sor|>Even though they weren't so great<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
261
programmerhumor
xHADES734x
jl1lmy5
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ive been teaching myself programming on an iPad since day 1. I thought it would be easier since its more portable than a PC or laptop. It took me 6 DAYS to discover how to move a file.<|eor|><|sor|>Please tell me how to code on an ipad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
252
programmerhumor
worldsayshi
jl1pf5k
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|sor|>[It's reddit, better not to ask](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/).<|eor|><|sor|>12 years ago...<|eor|><|sor|>No it was definitely just a few months ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
211
programmerhumor
moeburn
jl1unde
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding app <|eor|><|sor|>Right? Whos gonna tell them that we all write our code in Microsoft Word?<|eor|><|sor|>My office couldn't afford Microsoft Word we have to use wordpad.exe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
177
programmerhumor
iGreenDogs
jl1ud87
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The guy has both hands on his iPad, how is he taking the photo?<|eor|><|sor|>[It's reddit, better not to ask](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls/).<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you for the memories!<|eor|><|sor|>Even though they weren't so great<|eor|><|sor|>She tastes like you, only sweeter!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
158
programmerhumor
Inverth
jl1ks41
<|sols|><|sot|>I really didn't know how to react to this, other than to post it here...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b9cze5kn571b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is not an iPad but a Windows tablet (with Sublime I think)<|eor|><|sor|>Yah. I think i see the HP logo on it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
150
programmerhumor
Confidenceismyname
fh2ezl
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,318
programmerhumor
notagoodboye
fk8hnep
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pull all you like, but when you go to commit and find out I have to approve every push to master, this is why. Does it really pass *all* the tests? Because I bet it doesn't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
403
programmerhumor
tails618
fk8wi9c
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just had someone fork my dev branch, set up CI, and is using it as his daily driver. Honey, that branch is not stable and you are going to have a bad time.<|eor|><|sor|>Megalovania: Programmer Version<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
272
programmerhumor
Walter_Alias
fk8tj5j
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone touch my spaghet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
224
programmerhumor
mobile-user-guy
fk8rvtq
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just had someone fork my dev branch, set up CI, and is using it as his daily driver. Honey, that branch is not stable and you are going to have a bad time.<|eor|><|sor|>What the fuck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
185
programmerhumor
sh0rtwave
fk8xsqd
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pull all you like, but when you go to commit and find out I have to approve every push to master, this is why. Does it really pass *all* the tests? Because I bet it doesn't.<|eor|><|sor|>We have an entire QA team for this, and the remote team I have to work with/react to, STILL is more or less always exploding my PRs with conflicts in code I was already working on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
123
programmerhumor
adzo101
fk8yzo2
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you use C++ instead of Java because you don't want it collected<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
92
programmerhumor
Shut-Up-Todd
fk91flu
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone touch my spaghet<|eor|><|sor|>Somebody touch-a my spaghett!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
87
programmerhumor
Russian_repost_bot
fk8yixi
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just had someone fork my dev branch, set up CI, and is using it as his daily driver. Honey, that branch is not stable and you are going to have a bad time.<|eor|><|sor|>*Runs 1st time fine.* "Meh, good enough" *puts on production server*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
79
programmerhumor
DragonStriker
fk94wym
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just had someone fork my dev branch, set up CI, and is using it as his daily driver. Honey, that branch is not stable and you are going to have a bad time.<|eor|><|sor|>What the fuck.<|eor|><|sor|>I honestly have no idea. I get some real script kiddie vibes from him, seems like he just learned c# and wants to prove he's a big boy programmer<|eor|><|sor|>Honest question: what should have been the best process, and how do you grow out of the "script kiddie" phase? How do you get to a point where you actually are a big boy programmer, and is recognized by peers as such?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
69
programmerhumor
HDmac
fk9by29
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was the main programmer on a project for 4 months, my friend joins the team and she still doesnt let me live down that this was essentially how I acted.<|eor|><|sor|>I've joined two small teams now that have had 10+ year old code bases that they've been working on. The code is terrible because they've developing in isolation, with no other industry experience, disregarding best practices or staying up to date. You try and suggest a change or a better way to do something and they'll bite your fucking head off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
52
programmerhumor
A_Unique_User68801
fk9eihr
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just had someone fork my dev branch, set up CI, and is using it as his daily driver. Honey, that branch is not stable and you are going to have a bad time.<|eor|><|sor|>What the fuck.<|eor|><|sor|>I honestly have no idea. I get some real script kiddie vibes from him, seems like he just learned c# and wants to prove he's a big boy programmer<|eor|><|sor|>Honest question: what should have been the best process, and how do you grow out of the "script kiddie" phase? How do you get to a point where you actually are a big boy programmer, and is recognized by peers as such?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This is sage as hell and exactly what I needed to read today. Thanks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
52
programmerhumor
sh0rtwave
fk8y0uh
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I come from really old-school open-source stuff, and... I commit utter shit. Often. Early! So people can correct my viewpoint, if it's flawed. &#x200B; Has to be that way, on a PHP-code base that's 75% spanish. Fortunately, we have a fair few bilingual people, and I've got google translate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
48
programmerhumor
nomecks
fk90b0d
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Git push --force<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
41
programmerhumor
InterestingMotives
fk9favo
<|sols|><|sot|>"Don't touch my garbage!"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hc9h5tkmd3m41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just had someone fork my dev branch, set up CI, and is using it as his daily driver. Honey, that branch is not stable and you are going to have a bad time.<|eor|><|sor|>What the fuck.<|eor|><|sor|>I honestly have no idea. I get some real script kiddie vibes from him, seems like he just learned c# and wants to prove he's a big boy programmer<|eor|><|sor|>Honest question: what should have been the best process, and how do you grow out of the "script kiddie" phase? How do you get to a point where you actually are a big boy programmer, and is recognized by peers as such?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, the minute you think your a "big boy" you've crossed some threshold in your mind of being "good enough" and it has tendency to stifle your continued growth.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
41
programmerhumor
Rowona
z2tkqt
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,293
programmerhumor
Susan-stoHelit
ixi4hd1
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That looks like novice programmer frustration code. Something is going wrong, I dont know why, Im going to try everything. And when its fixed, Im not cleaning up all the trials I did, the code works, cant ever touch it again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10,089
programmerhumor
PaulieGlot
ixi21vd
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,686
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ixi4ih7
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That looks like novice programmer frustration code. Something is going wrong, I dont know why, Im going to try everything. And when its fixed, Im not cleaning up all the trials I did, the code works, cant ever touch it again.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,885
programmerhumor
siskulous
ixikhb0
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That looks like novice programmer frustration code. Something is going wrong, I dont know why, Im going to try everything. And when its fixed, Im not cleaning up all the trials I did, the code works, cant ever touch it again.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd venture that's EXACTLY what happened here. And 6 months later when they have to look at the code again fro some reason they're gonna be wondering what they were smoking when they wrote it. At least that's how it always seems to go for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,941
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ixickxp
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Null = null is too deep for me to understand<|eor|><|sor|>You look stupid. Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,463
programmerhumor
Epsilia
ixj15nx
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That looks like novice programmer frustration code. Something is going wrong, I dont know why, Im going to try everything. And when its fixed, Im not cleaning up all the trials I did, the code works, cant ever touch it again.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd venture that's EXACTLY what happened here. And 6 months later when they have to look at the code again fro some reason they're gonna be wondering what they were smoking when they wrote it. At least that's how it always seems to go for me.<|eor|><|sor|>"Who the fuck wrote this?" git blame "Oh."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,146
programmerhumor
MaybeExisting8229
ixicjqb
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Null = null is too deep for me to understand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,981
programmerhumor
NicNoletree
ixi6mym
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a result of being paid by LOC<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,695
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ixi6nx7
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a result of being paid by LOC<|eor|><|sor|>I've laid off most of the staff, and Twitter's still running. Looks like they weren't necessary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,648
programmerhumor
GameDestiny2
ixi9w9i
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor<|eor|><|sor|>The floor exhibits properties of floor, especially when compared to floor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,459
programmerhumor
hobbesmaster
ixicezb
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That looks like novice programmer frustration code. Something is going wrong, I dont know why, Im going to try everything. And when its fixed, Im not cleaning up all the trials I did, the code works, cant ever touch it again.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...<|eor|><|sor|>This bot never misses lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,391
programmerhumor
nath-k2
ixi7mez
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>What a rookie! You can declare a variable with initial value: String Null = null; return Null; ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,027
programmerhumor
noneroy
ixig677
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I see the problem. Forgot to convert the null to a string... String Null = null.toString(); I'm sure that's fine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
657
programmerhumor
Poseydon42
ixj2yx9
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Null = null is too deep for me to understand<|eor|><|sor|>You look stupid. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, this is too smart for a bot, I'm staring to think that mods just hired some of the laid off Twitter employees.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
623
programmerhumor
agentrnge
ixialwm
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor<|eor|><|sor|>The floor exhibits properties of floor, especially when compared to floor<|eor|><|sor|>For high values of floor, floor approaches floor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
620
programmerhumor
foghatyma
ixigrnp
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>That looks like novice programmer frustration code. Something is going wrong, I dont know why, Im going to try everything. And when its fixed, Im not cleaning up all the trials I did, the code works, cant ever touch it again.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...<|eor|><|sor|>This bot never misses lol<|eor|><|sor|>Passes the Turing test for sure.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
508
programmerhumor
TheUselessOne87
ixi3joe
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>you could send this to musk, it sure is very salient<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
485
programmerhumor
ketdagr8
ixihelt
<|sols|><|sot|>Fascinating bit of code I cleaned up this morning <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/oluj4uy29q1a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You laugh, but the Twitter engineer who wrote this is still employed while you, who probably will just return status, are going to be out of a job next quarter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
313
programmerhumor
dreams_in_bytecodes
rvubl8
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,295
programmerhumor
james_otter
hr7tq9m
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn if she would have used log4J there would have been a way in<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
9,452
programmerhumor
karanbhatt100
hr7ld1w
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>code will not compile so no worry<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7,480
programmerhumor
dreams_in_bytecodes
hr7mc60
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>code will not compile so no worry<|eor|><|soopr|>it's not an IDE but I can already see warnings<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,055
programmerhumor
A_man_and_no_plan
hr7nr4o
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How does a person simultaneously know enough to write a try-catch block but not enough to know that it should've been a simple if instead?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,127
programmerhumor
reversehead
hr80bil
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*After the backlash on Stack Overflow, Kate tried posting her failed assignment solution on Tinder in a last desperate attempt to get help.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,343
programmerhumor
MyAntichrist
hr7s295
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How does a person simultaneously know enough to write a try-catch block but not enough to know that it should've been a simple if instead?<|eor|><|sor|>And its Exception, not exception<|eor|><|sor|>`class exception extends Exception {}` `git add -a` `git commit -m 'fixed stuff'` `git push` When can I start?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,902
programmerhumor
ActRepresentative530
hr7o1jf
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How does a person simultaneously know enough to write a try-catch block but not enough to know that it should've been a simple if instead?<|eor|><|sor|>And its Exception, not exception<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,192
programmerhumor
Slggyqo
hr8f0y0
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn if she would have used log4J there would have been a way in<|eor|><|sor|>Someone needs to try it. Maybe thats what shes waiting for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,099
programmerhumor
TheKingOfSwing777
hr7lfsb
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isnt this saying she friendzones any person taller than 1.89 meters? So she likes short people?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,025
programmerhumor
Tubthumper8
hr7u8sj
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How does a person simultaneously know enough to write a try-catch block but not enough to know that it should've been a simple if instead?<|eor|><|sor|>And its Exception, not exception<|eor|><|sor|>`class exception extends Exception {}` `git add -a` `git commit -m 'fixed stuff'` `git push` When can I start?<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget to force push, it's best practice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
967
programmerhumor
FemaleSandpiper
hr7rvvy
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Umm I dont use Java, but a False value doesnt actually raise an error; does it (regardless of whether she likes short or tall people)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
825
programmerhumor
dreams_in_bytecodes
hr7m5fb
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isnt this saying she friendzones any person taller than 1.89 meters? So she likes short people?<|eor|><|soopr|>the code makes little sense but based on the rest of the bio, she intended to say, if you're shorter than 189cm, you're getting friendzoned :D<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
814
programmerhumor
chinacat2002
hr7mrcr
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isnt this saying she friendzones any person taller than 1.89 meters? So she likes short people?<|eor|><|soopr|>the code makes little sense but based on the rest of the bio, she intended to say, if you're shorter than 189cm, you're getting friendzoned :D<|eoopr|><|sor|>Except, she wrote the opposite.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
749
programmerhumor
nphhpn
hr83x4r
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>code will not compile so no worry<|eor|><|soopr|>it's not an IDE but I can already see warnings<|eoopr|><|sor|>You can ignore those warnings tho. But the errors bro, I don't know if you want to work with that code.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't worry about the errors either, there's a try-catch!<|eor|><|sor|>```java try { Look, invalid syntax! } catch (SyntaxError r) { System.out.println("Nice try, compiler"); } ```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
614
programmerhumor
Expert_Vehicle_7476
hr8fn49
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*After the backlash on Stack Overflow, Kate tried posting her failed assignment solution on Tinder in a last desperate attempt to get help.*<|eor|><|sor|>Ironically enough she encountered the same men but this time they were helpful, they quickly messaged her to tell her to just use an if statement<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
542
programmerhumor
AzzBar
hr7vajo
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Umm I dont use Java, but a False value doesnt actually raise an error; does it (regardless of whether she likes short or tall people)?<|eor|><|sor|>Correct. False isnt throwing an exemption. And she didnt use an if statement AND if they are shorter than 1.89m that would return true, presumably the opposite of what she wants.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
527
programmerhumor
Agile_Pudding_
hr8brtw
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How does a person simultaneously know enough to write a try-catch block but not enough to know that it should've been a simple if instead?<|eor|><|sor|>And its Exception, not exception<|eor|><|sor|>`class exception extends Exception {}` `git add -a` `git commit -m 'fixed stuff'` `git push` When can I start?<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget to force push, it's best practice<|eor|><|sor|>On Friday at 5:00.<|eor|><|sor|>To production<|eor|><|sor|>You say that like other branches exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
507