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programmerhumor | fr_andres | i03guf8 | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>**5 requirements you didn't know you needed**<|eor|><|sor|>EXCLUSIVE interview with client revealed DOZENS of requirements<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | throwit7896454 | i03frna | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>90% of developers failed to solve this bug<|eor|><|sor|>Me, reading the ticket title: "How dare you, oppose me, mortal?"<|eor|><|sor|>...and then realizing that I'm part of the 90%.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | alexhmc | sko17x | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,465 |
programmerhumor | ZpSky | hvm29vk | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like a complete set. Enjoy it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,334 |
programmerhumor | gobermouche | hvmfpkr | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I just buy these books because they make me feel smart<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,214 |
programmerhumor | TheAxeOfSimplicity | hvm4nuq | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like a complete set. Enjoy it!<|eor|><|sor|>One page, one sip...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 736 |
programmerhumor | DanAlucard | hvm1wxa | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a stock image somewhere?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 490 |
programmerhumor | KagakuNinja | hvmdwpu | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a stock image somewhere?<|eor|><|sor|>Public domain. Just like all those pictures of ancient people on the Manning books.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 488 |
programmerhumor | SpaceTacosFromSpace | hvmltzs | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I just buy these books because they make me feel smart<|eor|><|sor|>They make you *look* smart at your dinner parties as well<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | kaywiz | hvmhehd | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe a stock image somewhere?<|eor|><|sor|>Public domain. Just like all those pictures of ancient people on the Manning books.<|eor|><|sor|>OP drinks public domain wine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | asianabsinthe | hvm825t | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like a complete set. Enjoy it!<|eor|><|sor|>One page, one sip...<|eor|><|sor|>Sip, bottle... same thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | mustang__1 | hvmosaz | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I just buy these books because they make me feel smart<|eor|><|sor|>They make you *look* smart at your dinner parties as well<|eor|><|sor|>Until they ask "Have you read all of them!?"<|eor|><|sor|>I've read all the covers. Yes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
programmerhumor | ThisGuyRightHer3 | hvm20j9 | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Copying & Pasting design models"
--O'Reily edition<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | cat_police_officer | hvmy4ek | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I just buy these books because they make me feel smart<|eor|><|sor|>They make you *look* smart at your dinner parties as well<|eor|><|sor|>Until they ask "Have you read all of them!?"<|eor|><|sor|>I've read all the covers. Yes<|eor|><|sor|>I covered them all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | DimiC88 | hvmclz3 | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It pairs well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | GrilledSpamSteaks | hvm22dp | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you are reading the book and hit those wtf was this dude on?!? section Well you know now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | Loregard735 | hvmtb13 | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I just buy these books because they make me feel smart<|eor|><|sor|>They make you *look* smart at your dinner parties as well<|eor|><|sor|>Until they ask "Have you read all of them!?"<|eor|><|sor|>"Of course not, some are reference books, you wouldn't pick a dictionary to read"
Now you can look smart a little longer!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | BoonesFarmApples | hvmro5y | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>God I miss OReilly books
No I DONT actually want to spend 20 hours watching a YouTube series, I want to open a pdf and hit ctrl-F
Edit: apparently Im mistaken, I thought OReilly wasnt making new books when in fact they only shut down their own personal ebook store! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | Bryan-343 | hvmmf2y | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I just buy these books because they make me feel smart<|eor|><|sor|>They make you *look* smart at your dinner parties as well<|eor|><|sor|>Until they ask "Have you read all of them!?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | gemengelage | hvmfipr | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of my Clean Code book. Don't get me wrong. I've read it. Multiple times. It's amazing. Filled to the brim with common sense and down-to-earth advise. I had it prominently displayed at my desk at a job I worked for nearly three years.
Coworkers would come to my desk for some reason or another and while they were there, they took a look at that book. Flip through it without actually reading anything. Ask me about it. Talking about how they always wanted to read it or how that one professor was regularly talking about that book, or how they heard a lot about clean code but don't really know anything about it short for the buzz word.
Not a single person there ever read even a paragraph of that book or took me up on my offer to borrow it.
I did use it as a prop from time to time though, pointing at it, waving with it, etc.
It's a good book.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | SimplexSimon | hvm3rez | <|sols|><|sot|>hmmmmmmmmm<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubh8kwchqvf81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My immediate reaction was "Okay, it's a regular boar? This animal isn't cursed at all!"
Took me a sec to realize this was an actual O'Reilly book, perhaps I've spent too much time on this sub<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | jpg1991 | nsozre | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,447 |
programmerhumor | Zoeh91 | h0nqwya | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Painfully relatable. I can barely use a keyboard when people watch me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,601 |
programmerhumor | IamImposter | h0o686s | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Painfully relatable. I can barely use a keyboard when people watch me<|eor|><|sor|>I have worse problem. You can talk to me all day and I'll share the things I know and explain them properly. Call it an interview and I immediately turn into a bumbling idiot who can't tell opening brace from closing brace.
Wtf is wrong with me?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 641 |
programmerhumor | altair827 | h0nveyy | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pair programming must be a nightmare then
Edit: we actually follow it and I love it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 470 |
programmerhumor | ZebZ | h0oi7ji | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Painfully relatable. I can barely use a keyboard when people watch me<|eor|><|sor|>I have worse problem. You can talk to me all day and I'll share the things I know and explain them properly. Call it an interview and I immediately turn into a bumbling idiot who can't tell opening brace from closing brace.
Wtf is wrong with me?<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I run our second stage interviews as a technical chat, find out the tech people are interested in and cool stuff theyve worked on. Who cares if they can recite merge sort from memory?<|eor|><|sor|>"How would you sort an array?"
"Use .Sort()"
"But if you had to do it manually?"
"Why would I have to do it manually?"
"You just have to."
"I'd download a highly rated Nuget package and use that."
"But if you really had to do it yourself?"
"I'd Google for somebody's example code and use that. There's no business value in wasting time reinventing the wheel."
"If you had no access to such things and were in a situation where you absolutely had to do it yourself."
"Then I'd have bigger problems than sorting an array, such as wondering why I'd want to work for a company with such restrictions."
"Let's just move on. How would you reverse a string?"
"Use .Reverse()"
"But if you really had to do it yourself?"
"How about we talk about how I've spent the last several years leading a team on highly successful multi-million dollar project, or how sorting arrays and reversing a string are just a little below the day-to-day tasks of the Senior Architect role in here to talk about?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | trwolfe13 | h0o6lkc | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Painfully relatable. I can barely use a keyboard when people watch me<|eor|><|sor|>I have worse problem. You can talk to me all day and I'll share the things I know and explain them properly. Call it an interview and I immediately turn into a bumbling idiot who can't tell opening brace from closing brace.
Wtf is wrong with me?<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I run our second stage interviews as a technical chat, find out the tech people are interested in and cool stuff theyve worked on. Who cares if they can recite merge sort from memory?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
programmerhumor | Return_Of_The_Fly | h0nwjw1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pair programming must be a nightmare then
Edit: we actually follow it and I love it.<|eor|><|sor|>It is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | 34hood | h0nvs7c | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|> the W is like a butt<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | Zoeh91 | h0o6zyw | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Painfully relatable. I can barely use a keyboard when people watch me<|eor|><|sor|>I have worse problem. You can talk to me all day and I'll share the things I know and explain them properly. Call it an interview and I immediately turn into a bumbling idiot who can't tell opening brace from closing brace.
Wtf is wrong with me?<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I run our second stage interviews as a technical chat, find out the tech people are interested in and cool stuff theyve worked on. Who cares if they can recite merge sort from memory?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep that's why I make phone interviews super informal so it's a friendly chat. Most people think it's for the interviewee but its actually for me because I'm terrified I'll fuck up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | marhotiewer1999 | h0nvxfj | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't want to be that guy, but this is reaally stretching what programmer humor is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | angryundead | h0oggms | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pair programming must be a nightmare then
Edit: we actually follow it and I love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Pair programming with one of my coworkers is the most fun Ive had in my job. We spent a fair amount of time learning from each other and probably wasted about 20% of our time roasting each other for stupid ideas. It was a blast.
I get how it can be a nightmare but if you have compatible personalities it can be a great experience.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | Natural-Intelligence | h0nyn4r | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Or when running SQL delete statement. The consentration needed is similar as in brain surgery.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | JuvenileEloquent | h0o1z0m | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Makes them nervous you'll notice them copying the crypto wallet keys off it and/or using the 2FA app. No way I'd let it out of my sight without considering it compromised.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | InjektedOne | h0ol5i2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Painfully relatable. I can barely use a keyboard when people watch me<|eor|><|sor|>I have worse problem. You can talk to me all day and I'll share the things I know and explain them properly. Call it an interview and I immediately turn into a bumbling idiot who can't tell opening brace from closing brace.
Wtf is wrong with me?<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I run our second stage interviews as a technical chat, find out the tech people are interested in and cool stuff theyve worked on. Who cares if they can recite merge sort from memory?<|eor|><|sor|>"How would you sort an array?"
"Use .Sort()"
"But if you had to do it manually?"
"Why would I have to do it manually?"
"You just have to."
"I'd download a highly rated Nuget package and use that."
"But if you really had to do it yourself?"
"I'd Google for somebody's example code and use that. There's no business value in wasting time reinventing the wheel."
"If you had no access to such things and were in a situation where you absolutely had to do it yourself."
"Then I'd have bigger problems than sorting an array, such as wondering why I'd want to work for a company with such restrictions."
"Let's just move on. How would you reverse a string?"
"Use .Reverse()"
"But if you really had to do it yourself?"
"How about we talk about how I've spent the last several years leading a team on highly successful multi-million dollar project, or how sorting arrays and reversing a string are just a little below the day-to-day tasks of the Senior Architect role in here to talk about?"<|eor|><|sor|>I had this exact scenario happen to me in an interview. I was screen sharing while coding and the guy asked me to sort some data. So I used .Sort(). He said, "No you need to write your own function." So I wrote a function where you passed the data to it, and it did the .Sort() inside of the function.
I didn't get the job, but I wouldn't have taken it anyway. I hate stupid games like that. There's a reason these functions exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | gladl1 | h0o4576 | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im fairly new to SQL and recently had to change part of a script while my screen was shared to my entire team.
I made so many mistakes that I never usually make it was terrible<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | Deus0123 | h0o16gv | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>My rates:
-Troubleshoot and fix PC: 10/hour
-If you tried to fix it yourself: 15/hour
-If you want to watch: 20/hour
-If you swear you tried to turn it off and on again and the problem is gone on reboot: 50
-If you want to help: 75/hour<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmerhumor | KingPurson | h0o2ou3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|> the W is like a butt<|eor|><|sor|>More like soggy tits<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | IamYodaBot | h0nvfgp | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pair programming must be a nightmare then
Edit: we actually follow it and I love it.<|eor|><|sor|>**a nightmare then, pair programming must be.**
*-altair827*
***
^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | CaptainAwesome8 | h0o5j7j | <|sols|><|sot|>Need a similar sign at work when trying to fix bugs<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hbryw1csyd371.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pair programming must be a nightmare then
Edit: we actually follow it and I love it.<|eor|><|sor|>Using **live share** in vscode is a pretty good solution. It still has all the pro's of working together on something but mitigates the pressure of having to perfectly code because with live share you're not the only one who can edit the code.
I would highly recommend (new) coders to start coding in pairs.<|eor|><|sor|>I personally love PP.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah PP is pretty great actually. Really not sure what all the hate is about.
Pair programming is horrible, though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | heimdallcr | d16t2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,434 |
programmerhumor | quantumentangle | ezibwfq | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>..in last minute leaves a typo in the code, which will be there for lifetime, used and copied by junior developers. And revision information shows your name for that line.. sigh
tip: leaving typos in reddit post/comments will help tracking if being copied. r/KarmaCourt<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,323 |
programmerhumor | AkbGunner | ezijfay | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For context this is an activity of my home state's main festival, Onam.
Here they are completing something called pookalam which is floral arrangement of flowers in an aesthetically pleasing manner. There are competitions too on the basis of how beautiful and neat it is..so you will see scenes like this (in an effort to optimize :p)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 536 |
programmerhumor | aaaqqq | ezile49 | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>..in last minute leaves a typo in the code, which will be there for lifetime, used and copied by junior developers. And revision information shows your name for that line.. sigh
tip: leaving typos in reddit post/comments will help tracking if being copied. r/KarmaCourt<|eor|><|sor|>I once misspelled a lib in use statement in JS. It went through all the integrations environments, stage, and passed the client QC too; and when actual user started using it, the popup just won't open.
Turned out, someone else had already imported the same lib in parent page, and it kept working if you follow a certain page flow(all of the manual tester followed the same page flow, so it worked), but actual user was little adventures, he directly went by the URL and since import statement was wrong, the whole page would just hang up.
My lead asked me the RCA, it was really embarrassing to tell infront of everyone including the client team, that I misspelled a lib name.
Edit - This happened 4 years ago, I was a junior dev and project had lots of legacy code, even the js used was Jquery and YUI.<|eor|><|sor|>> it was really embarrassing to tell infront of everyone including the client team, that I misspelled a lib name.
be proud of your battle scars my friend<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | foadsf | eziim0k | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>and that's just the front-end/GUI. you don't want to see what is below!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | TheBluePundit | eziliie | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For context this is an activity of my home state's main festival, Onam.
Here they are completing something called pookalam which is floral arrangement of flowers in an aesthetically pleasing manner. There are competitions too on the basis of how beautiful and neat it is..so you will see scenes like this (in an effort to optimize :p)<|eor|><|sor|>>so you will see scenes like this (in an effort to optimize :p)
So just like real code then!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | kenny10101 | ezioesz | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Happy onam!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmerhumor | Frostbite0490 | eziv5vo | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For context this is an activity of my home state's main festival, Onam.
Here they are completing something called pookalam which is floral arrangement of flowers in an aesthetically pleasing manner. There are competitions too on the basis of how beautiful and neat it is..so you will see scenes like this (in an effort to optimize :p)<|eor|><|sor|>I Did not expect to see anything from Kerala( Let alone onam ) in this sub.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | 99_percent_loaded | eziqwmj | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At first glance I thought the two guys were aggressively trying to prevent the artist from finishing his piece<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | eziww8f | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For context this is an activity of my home state's main festival, Onam.
Here they are completing something called pookalam which is floral arrangement of flowers in an aesthetically pleasing manner. There are competitions too on the basis of how beautiful and neat it is..so you will see scenes like this (in an effort to optimize :p)<|eor|><|sor|>>so you will see scenes like this (in an effort to optimize :p)
So just like real code then!<|eor|><|sor|>Except when you take a brake and come back to look at your creation, you aren't as confused.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | 141N | ezir978 | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>..in last minute leaves a typo in the code, which will be there for lifetime, used and copied by junior developers. And revision information shows your name for that line.. sigh
tip: leaving typos in reddit post/comments will help tracking if being copied. r/KarmaCourt<|eor|><|sor|>I once misspelled a lib in use statement in JS. It went through all the integrations environments, stage, and passed the client QC too; and when actual user started using it, the popup just won't open.
Turned out, someone else had already imported the same lib in parent page, and it kept working if you follow a certain page flow(all of the manual tester followed the same page flow, so it worked), but actual user was little adventures, he directly went by the URL and since import statement was wrong, the whole page would just hang up.
My lead asked me the RCA, it was really embarrassing to tell infront of everyone including the client team, that I misspelled a lib name.
Edit - This happened 4 years ago, I was a junior dev and project had lots of legacy code, even the js used was Jquery and YUI.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you heard about the Cloudbleed incident?
[https://blog.cloudflare.com/incident-report-on-memory-leak-caused-by-cloudflare-parser-bug/](https://blog.cloudflare.com/incident-report-on-memory-leak-caused-by-cloudflare-parser-bug/)
>Root cause of the bug
>
>The Ragel code is converted into generated C code which is then compiled. The C code uses, in the classic C manner, pointers to the HTML document being parsed, and Ragel itself gives the user a lot of control of the movement of those pointers. The underlying bug occurs because of a pointer error.
>
>/\* generated code \*/ if ( ++p == pe ) goto \_test\_eof;
>
>The root cause of the bug was that reaching the end of a buffer was checked using the equality operator and a pointer was able to step past the end of the buffer. This is known as a buffer overrun. Had the check been done using >= instead of == jumping over the buffer end would have been caught.
Hoepfully cheer you up a bit!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | faraznomani | ezij282 | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Moments before disaster.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmerhumor | indialien | ezj3ouy | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For context this is an activity of my home state's main festival, Onam.
Here they are completing something called pookalam which is floral arrangement of flowers in an aesthetically pleasing manner. There are competitions too on the basis of how beautiful and neat it is..so you will see scenes like this (in an effort to optimize :p)<|eor|><|sor|>I Did not expect to see anything from Kerala( Let alone onam ) in this sub.<|eor|><|sor|>There are dozens of us.. Dozens!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmerhumor | IspitchTownFC | ezjiiha | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>and that's just the front-end/GUI. you don't want to see what is below!<|eor|><|sor|>The catacombs, as well call it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | aghawa | eziju0z | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tsk, beginners. Were adding features, fixing old bugs, fighting new ones, shipping in a bit more than 36 hours of a pretty complex software system of a custom wearable hardware device. On a two-devs team, one of which is a junior.
To help visualise, take one of the supporting men out of the picture, and make it so the whole white bit is missing.
Edit: take out the smiling one. Definitely the smiling one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmerhumor | alexanderpas | ezimrux | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>..in last minute leaves a typo in the code, which will be there for lifetime, used and copied by junior developers. And revision information shows your name for that line.. sigh
tip: leaving typos in reddit post/comments will help tracking if being copied. r/KarmaCourt<|eor|><|sor|>referer is the most misspelled word in the world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmerhumor | Shamrock5 | ezjiznz | <|sols|><|sot|>Adding a new feature one day before the release date...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/49f99jqryal31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At first glance I thought the two guys were aggressively trying to prevent the artist from finishing his piece<|eor|><|sor|>"Don't do it, Aziz! Remember what happened last time!!"
"But brothers, I must finish it for the karma!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmerhumor | muditsen1234 | wwoijw | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,414 |
programmerhumor | Bizzle_worldwide | ilmaqvu | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your code has warnings because you havent fixed non-critical issues which wont prevent execution but may introduce unintended functionality later.
My code has warnings because I dont know how to correctly set up Lint.
We are not the same.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,921 |
programmerhumor | Suspicious-Engineer7 | ilmbte1 | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your code has warnings because you havent fixed non-critical issues which wont prevent execution but may introduce unintended functionality later.
My code has warnings because I dont know how to correctly set up Lint.
We are not the same.<|eor|><|sor|>Unintentional functionalities? You mean bonus functionalities <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,144 |
programmerhumor | AnUglyDumpling | ilm9hex | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python: Weak? I'm you.
C: I know. You're a fucking disappointment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 730 |
programmerhumor | Bizzle_worldwide | ilmdi1f | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your code has warnings because you havent fixed non-critical issues which wont prevent execution but may introduce unintended functionality later.
My code has warnings because I dont know how to correctly set up Lint.
We are not the same.<|eor|><|sor|>Unintentional functionalities? You mean bonus functionalities <|eor|><|sor|>Who are we to assign purpose to code? Why shouldnt our programs be free to decide what it wants to do in the world?
Run free, little function! Make your own place in this world, and dont let anybody tell you that what youve decided your purpose is is wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 618 |
programmerhumor | locnlol | ilma6jv | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You might want to gargle my ballsack, compiler.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 387 |
programmerhumor | BullCityPicker | ilmaycr | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A long time back I worked as a software engineer for a company that built networking management software. The code was an utter clusterfuck -- C programs that called shell scripts that called C++ programs that called shell scripts, header files copied into new directories with minor changes but the same names, terrible or non-existing commenting and documentation, uninitialized pointers, no unit testing, speculative or developmental code in the same branch as production code, you name it.
It took all night for the "make" file to build the whole thing, and one day I changed the master make file to print warnings instead of ruthlessly suppressing them. It printed over ten thousand warnings. Guess who got yelled at by the boss the next day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 296 |
programmerhumor | VonBraun12 | ilm73zs | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Have fun fixing the strangest bugs in production, then <|eor|><|sor|>Exacly. Well written code has no warnings<|eor|><|sor|>Pussy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | Ebisure | ilmipwj | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python: Weak? I'm you.
C: I know. You're a fucking disappointment.<|eor|><|sor|>Just curious what Cs ptsd would be?
Missing semicolon? Or like dangling pointer ?<|eor|><|sor|>You just made those words up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | EVaNE85 | ilm638b | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Have fun fixing the strangest bugs in production, then <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | Zarokima | ilmruny | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Warnings? You mean the yellow output?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | Additional-Ad5382 | ilmdiiu | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python: Weak? I'm you.
C: I know. You're a fucking disappointment.<|eor|><|sor|>Just curious what Cs ptsd would be?
Missing semicolon? Or like dangling pointer ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | Duydoraemon | ilnqvto | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Warnings? You mean the yellow output?<|eor|><|sor|>The yellow success messages<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | shokolokobangoshey | ilndsdz | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You might want to gargle my ballsack, compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | bestjakeisbest | ilmj43i | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python: Weak? I'm you.
C: I know. You're a fucking disappointment.<|eor|><|sor|>Just curious what Cs ptsd would be?
Missing semicolon? Or like dangling pointer ?<|eor|><|sor|>You just made those words up<|eor|><|sor|>you want to see my dangling pointer? >!0xffff77ba!<<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | Syscrush | ilm9ixi | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TIL there are definitely subjects where I can't take a joke...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | TrollTollTony | iln4bdj | <|sols|><|sot|>soldier boy<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/e08ztfb6yoj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A long time back I worked as a software engineer for a company that built networking management software. The code was an utter clusterfuck -- C programs that called shell scripts that called C++ programs that called shell scripts, header files copied into new directories with minor changes but the same names, terrible or non-existing commenting and documentation, uninitialized pointers, no unit testing, speculative or developmental code in the same branch as production code, you name it.
It took all night for the "make" file to build the whole thing, and one day I changed the master make file to print warnings instead of ruthlessly suppressing them. It printed over ten thousand warnings. Guess who got yelled at by the boss the next day.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, is using c to call shell script to call c++ to call shell script to parse a csv to modify a make file to build an exe that is called by a .bat script not normal? I'm pretty sure that's normal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | remicmacs | aiyjui | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,420 |
programmerhumor | aeveltstra | eerf7n6 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For real. Then you roll back (because you made sure that was possible first) only to discover that rolling back doesn't fix the problem So now you have 3 problems<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,256 |
programmerhumor | MNGrrl | eernynq | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For real. Then you roll back (because you made sure that was possible first) only to discover that rolling back doesn't fix the problem So now you have 3 problems<|eor|><|sor|>At least three. The ripples and blowback of so many unforeseen bugs found so close in time, can only mean one thing. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Don't laugh. It happens a lot. Development will proceed for awhile with an ever-increasing number of bugs until the whole thing shits the bed, and then it's a rush to do bug fixing for awhile before going back to the usual "if it compiles, ship it" approach. They even have a name for this practice: Agile.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 857 |
programmerhumor | Hevaesi | eerg6j6 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you roll production unironically but can't even be arsed to use CI.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | radome9 | eerp5mg | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For real. Then you roll back (because you made sure that was possible first) only to discover that rolling back doesn't fix the problem So now you have 3 problems<|eor|><|sor|>At least three. The ripples and blowback of so many unforeseen bugs found so close in time, can only mean one thing. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Don't laugh. It happens a lot. Development will proceed for awhile with an ever-increasing number of bugs until the whole thing shits the bed, and then it's a rush to do bug fixing for awhile before going back to the usual "if it compiles, ship it" approach. They even have a name for this practice: Agile.
<|eor|><|sor|>I laughed, then I cried.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | elSpanielo | eernc1t | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you roll production unironically but can't even be arsed to use CI.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you have CI but the company fires the guy who maintained the Selenium tests and won't give the devs enough time to complete features and Selenium tests so your stuck with just unit tests and 1 tester who has to manually test entire systems through each environment. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | 1studlyman | eerk9ss | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sorry, I keep seeing "CI" and I don't know what it means...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | remicmacs | eerkwc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sorry, I keep seeing "CI" and I don't know what it means...<|eor|><|soopr|>Continuous Integration.
Broadly speaking, it is a regroupment of good practices and tools that helps dev teams to test the software they code at every commit. The ultimate goal being automating every test from unit to integration and get rid of "works on my machine"-related problems.
But honestly Wikipdia and the website of tools like Jenkins or Travis might explain this better than me.
From my point of view CI is the sweet spot I'd like to scratch but I'm being restrained right now.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | remicmacs | eerhxfy | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I'm getting a lot of "CI SMH" comments so I'm pasting a reply I made for someone. Maybe people will start to empathize that I'm basically constrained by the means given to me, and not by a lack of good will :
"Production" is a fuzzy word in a team like mine. We are a small team, mainly people maintaining and training other people on communications systems. No dev culture whatsoever and I'm the only "true" dev from my studies and I'm not even programming full time.
We only create small internal tools for our purposes but even for that I can't rely on my designated adminsys for providing me with a clearly defined production environment.
The best he has ever done was "give me your app in an OVA image and I will put it on my hypervisor". Without me knowing anything about the network or whatever, of course.
So yeah, it's ridiculous and I haven't any better argument that "it works in my VM" because I have no visibility on the rest of the IT environment.
I try to push CI ideas or to bring Docker as a better than nothing solution, since it would be tools for max 100 people internally. But even that they won't take the time to talk about it. And in the meantime any problem are belong to me.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | jakery2 | eeri23d | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sigh...when something breaks in production, my first troubleshooting step is to verify whether it works on my machine. That way I can narrow down the cause: If it's broke on my machine then it's probably code that got fucked. If it works on my machine then a production deployment went screwy or something is configured differently on prod. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | Boukish | eertfyx | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For real. Then you roll back (because you made sure that was possible first) only to discover that rolling back doesn't fix the problem So now you have 3 problems<|eor|><|sor|>At least three. The ripples and blowback of so many unforeseen bugs found so close in time, can only mean one thing. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Don't laugh. It happens a lot. Development will proceed for awhile with an ever-increasing number of bugs until the whole thing shits the bed, and then it's a rush to do bug fixing for awhile before going back to the usual "if it compiles, ship it" approach. They even have a name for this practice: Agile.
<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty much standard practice for games with one year production cycles.<|eor|><|sor|>Still better than Bethesda's four year standard.
When the code base starts going fucky they just lay an even coat of bugs down and build on it like freshly set foundation.
Bethesda's bugs sexually identify as mod bait.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | remicmacs | eerhk8q | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seriously, how many people don't yet use CI before production workloads?<|eor|><|soopr|>"Production" is a fuzzy word in a team like mine. We are a small team, mainly people maintaining and training other people on communications systems. No dev culture whatsoever and I'm the only "true" dev from my studies and I'm not even programming full time.
We only create small internal tools for our purposes but even for that I can't rely on my designated adminsys for providing me with a clearly defined production environment.
The best he has ever done was "give me your app in an OVA image and I will put it on my hypervisor". Without me knowing anything about the network or whatever, of course.
So yeah, it's ridiculous and I haven't any better argument that "it works in my VM" because I have no visibility on the rest of the IT environment.
I try to push CI ideas or to bring Docker as a better than nothing solution, since it would be tools for max 100 people internally. But even that they won't take the time to talk about it. And in the meantime any problem are belong to me.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | seattlechemist | eergwsz | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seriously, how many people don't yet use CI before production workloads?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | TechyDad | eerlrlg | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For real. Then you roll back (because you made sure that was possible first) only to discover that rolling back doesn't fix the problem So now you have 3 problems<|eor|><|sor|>Then the problem disappears for no apparent reason and you're left wondering just what is going wrong and when the problem will reappear on its.... No, wait, it's back again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | ellenx | eerknkg | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I'm getting a lot of "CI SMH" comments so I'm pasting a reply I made for someone. Maybe people will start to empathize that I'm basically constrained by the means given to me, and not by a lack of good will :
"Production" is a fuzzy word in a team like mine. We are a small team, mainly people maintaining and training other people on communications systems. No dev culture whatsoever and I'm the only "true" dev from my studies and I'm not even programming full time.
We only create small internal tools for our purposes but even for that I can't rely on my designated adminsys for providing me with a clearly defined production environment.
The best he has ever done was "give me your app in an OVA image and I will put it on my hypervisor". Without me knowing anything about the network or whatever, of course.
So yeah, it's ridiculous and I haven't any better argument that "it works in my VM" because I have no visibility on the rest of the IT environment.
I try to push CI ideas or to bring Docker as a better than nothing solution, since it would be tools for max 100 people internally. But even that they won't take the time to talk about it. And in the meantime any problem are belong to me.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I hear you fam. you go to war with the army you have. it's the same way in my shop, too.
keep fighting the good fight<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | BesottedScot | eerl55e | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For real. Then you roll back (because you made sure that was possible first) only to discover that rolling back doesn't fix the problem So now you have 3 problems<|eor|><|sor|>At least three. The ripples and blowback of so many unforeseen bugs found so close in time, can only mean one thing. <|eor|><|sor|>Which is?<|eor|><|sor|>If assessing the error gets you errors then boy, its turtles all the way down. Like a snake with hydra tails. Until you kill the snake thats slithering away you just going to fight monsters over a trail of corpses, shit, and tears. <|eor|><|sor|>Even worse is when you get an error, don't make any changes and then get a different error when you go through it again.
https://gfycat.com/smartsoggyalbertosaurus<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | deathfire123 | eerpfbr | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For real. Then you roll back (because you made sure that was possible first) only to discover that rolling back doesn't fix the problem So now you have 3 problems<|eor|><|sor|>At least three. The ripples and blowback of so many unforeseen bugs found so close in time, can only mean one thing. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Don't laugh. It happens a lot. Development will proceed for awhile with an ever-increasing number of bugs until the whole thing shits the bed, and then it's a rush to do bug fixing for awhile before going back to the usual "if it compiles, ship it" approach. They even have a name for this practice: Agile.
<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty much standard practice for games with one year production cycles.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | limitbroken | eernupw | <|sols|><|sot|>When I am the only dev in my team and something breaks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ygjaybp2l5c21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For real. Then you roll back (because you made sure that was possible first) only to discover that rolling back doesn't fix the problem So now you have 3 problems<|eor|><|sor|>At least three. The ripples and blowback of so many unforeseen bugs found so close in time, can only mean one thing. <|eor|><|sor|>Which is?<|eor|><|sor|>If assessing the error gets you errors then boy, its turtles all the way down. Like a snake with hydra tails. Until you kill the snake thats slithering away you just going to fight monsters over a trail of corpses, shit, and tears. <|eor|><|sor|>Even worse is when you get an error, don't make any changes and then get a different error when you go through it again.
https://gfycat.com/smartsoggyalbertosaurus<|eor|><|sor|>Race conditions: the race to see if you can locate the problem before you lose your mind and get sent to a padded room.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | Scutman | aokjhr | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,409 |
programmerhumor | HejBrushan | eg1ksq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Neither of them got laid that night.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,714 |
programmerhumor | CakeAccomplice12 | eg1lisx | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Has anyone compiled all the jokes on this sub yet?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,218 |
programmerhumor | sebamestre | eg1nvgv | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Has anyone compiled all the jokes on this sub yet?<|eor|><|sor|>I tried. I get compiler errors every single time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,052 |
programmerhumor | jwr410 | eg1nlqp | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can't store 1.000000119 in a float. The closest you can get is 1.00000011920928955078125.
Even when upgraded to a double 1.00000011900000007614153219038 is as close as you can get.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 747 |
programmerhumor | ThaiJohnnyDepp | eg1vaf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can't store 1.000000119 in a float. The closest you can get is 1.00000011920928955078125.
Even when upgraded to a double 1.00000011900000007614153219038 is as close as you can get.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm envisioning the guy in the tweet as a standup and you being the worst heckler ever trying to rattle off long sequences of numbers lol<|eor|><|sor|>I can't stop laughing picturing this. Just droning on " ... zero zero zero one one nine two zero ... " and as he's dragged off by security he's screaming "You truncated your base-10 representation! The premise is not valid! Joke RUINED!" with a finger pointed to the sky and the other hand retaining his glasses to his nose<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 499 |
programmerhumor | Mulan-McNugget-Sauce | eg1wisn | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then the programmer asks where the bathroom is and the bar bursts into flames.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | Zombie_Pigdragon | eg1tvcp | <|sols|><|sot|>Those damn floats...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ajuaqnthjef21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>who the fuck orders a root beer at a bar?<|eor|><|sor|>People who are 20.9489350285932 years old.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
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