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programmerhumor | das_flammenwerfer | hr7zobd | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you manage to have so many errors in so little code?
Swipe left.
r/badcode<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
programmerhumor | dreams_in_bytecodes | hr7n2ig | <|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isnt this saying she friendzones any person taller than 1.89 meters? So she likes short people?<|eor|><|soopr|>the code makes little sense but based on the rest of the bio, she intended to say, if you're shorter than 189cm, you're getting friendzoned :D<|eoopr|><|sor|>Except, she wrote the opposite.<|eor|><|soopr|>as I said, code makes little sense :D<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 483 |
programmerhumor | Mastersulm | ahlqai | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,279 |
programmerhumor | Blondegast | eefuzgh | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>And then they ask if it is optimized for mobile...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,547 |
programmerhumor | die-maus | eefwo17 | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>And then they ask if it is optimized for mobile...<|eor|><|sor|>That's when you say it's already optimized for mobile.
"See, the scroll works on mobile too"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,483 |
programmerhumor | Dojan5 | eefwuvu | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>And then they ask if it is optimized for mobile...<|eor|><|sor|>That's when you say it's already optimized for mobile.
"See, the scroll works on mobile too"<|eor|><|sor|>"I can't reach this button reliably."
"Yeah that's a hardware issue."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,669 |
programmerhumor | AlwaysHopelesslyLost | eeg1nug | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>My work hired an amazing front end guy. After a year of hard work and OKs by the higher ups they prepped to release his reworked front end. It was beautiful, simple, effective, responsive, and just generally perfect.
The higher ups went "actually... This is nice, but what if we started from scratch and tried THIS instead?"
This is the story of why my company no longer has a front end developer.
Edit: fix grammar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,594 |
programmerhumor | MyNameIsRichardCS54 | eefxb53 | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say most of my web creations for my company are like the bottom one. It's just so addicting to add more buttons!<|eor|><|sor|>This is why programmers should never design interfaces.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,062 |
programmerhumor | SaucyKnave95 | eeftsg7 | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say most of my web creations for my company are like the bottom one. It's just so addicting to add more buttons!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,035 |
programmerhumor | Blondegast | eefx1qi | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>And then they ask if it is optimized for mobile...<|eor|><|sor|>That's when you say it's already optimized for mobile.
"See, the scroll works on mobile too"<|eor|><|sor|>"I can't reach this button reliably."
"Yeah that's a hardware issue."<|eor|><|sor|>"Have you tried holding your phone sideways?" <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 861 |
programmerhumor | Webshift1 | eefya5p | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt that what you call a Full Stack Developer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 840 |
programmerhumor | dontBeA-H8r | eefq5ps | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm enjoying the random radio buttons. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 686 |
programmerhumor | Dojan5 | eefxfsz | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>And then they ask if it is optimized for mobile...<|eor|><|sor|>That's when you say it's already optimized for mobile.
"See, the scroll works on mobile too"<|eor|><|sor|>"I can't reach this button reliably."
"Yeah that's a hardware issue."<|eor|><|sor|>"Have you tried holding your phone sideways?" <|eor|><|sor|>"You should get a bigger screen."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | KoboldCommando | eefxm77 | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm enjoying the random radio buttons. <|eor|><|sor|>"Greg added this one and he's gone now, it doesn't seem to do anything, but if we remove or hide it the whole app stops functioning."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 513 |
programmerhumor | 2005732 | eeg0s18 | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>Rediculous premise. The bottom app prevents lazy entry level employees from entering bad data, ensures PII laws are followed, was done on a budget by a small team and on time with little to no QA environment, probably in production, with no product managers, project managers, or proper requirements. The top two were built by a team of 1000 over a decade in order to help you find cat videos and wiki pages to win arguments with your friends.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 489 |
programmerhumor | phphulk | eeg1xfe | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say most of my web creations for my company are like the bottom one. It's just so addicting to add more buttons!<|eor|><|sor|>This is why programmers should never design interfaces.<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Its like forcing a mechanic to design the cars body. <|eor|><|sor|>The all new 2020 Box and wheels. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | Dignsag | eefy9v6 | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say most of my web creations for my company are like the bottom one. It's just so addicting to add more buttons!<|eor|><|sor|>This is why programmers should never design interfaces.<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Its like forcing a mechanic to design the cars body. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | Beatlemaniac9 | eefyyyx | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt that what you call a Full Stack Developer?<|eor|><|sor|>I hope you're joking. A lot of people seem to think this way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 372 |
programmerhumor | SuddleT | eefxgf9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>The inevitable result of "On second thought, we need you to include X and Y and Z also, and we don't like where A and B are even though that's where they make the most sense" <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | Strojac | eefzmpq | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt that what you call a Full Stack Developer?<|eor|><|sor|>I hope you're joking. A lot of people seem to think this way.<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao but that's basically my job...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | scherlock79 | eefzsk8 | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Eh, even the best designs get screwed overtime unless the company wants to invest the time and money on big redesigns. Requirements changes, etc. Most LOB apps probably looked decent on the first release, but after 3 years of feature requests, many which probably violated core assumptions of the initial design, you get crap looking UIs, then someone decides to make the UI look nice again and the cycle starts over.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | 00000000000001000000 | eegg6bm | <|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>My work hired an amazing front end guy. After a year of hard work and OKs by the higher ups they prepped to release his reworked front end. It was beautiful, simple, effective, responsive, and just generally perfect.
The higher ups went "actually... This is nice, but what if we started from scratch and tried THIS instead?"
This is the story of why my company no longer has a front end developer.
Edit: fix grammar<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt that job security? People are so difficult to please I swear. I might give a snarky response via email when a user complains about some nonexistent functionality that was never discussed, but Im secretly excited to solve a new problem and have something to do. Maybe I just like the work more. Also, the alternative is if I have nothing to do my boss will put me on some annoying administrative task instead or have me manually QA a 15 year old spaghetti database.<|eor|><|sor|>Just because a job is secure doesnt mean its fulfilling. Spending a year designing and creating something and then being told to start over from scratch cant be a good feeling.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | Makaan1992 | axmdcz | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,269 |
programmerhumor | Thelk641 | ehur2l4 | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So that's what they call backend developing...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,328 |
programmerhumor | Makaan1992 | ehug8xo | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>anal_insert()
Ok come on now that was done entirely on purpose, let's be honest here.
Btw lmao this is great<|eor|><|soopr|>I live in a spnish speaking country, when we where learning about queues as data structures we call them "colas" and that is the same word for butts, so inserting into the queue took a whole new meaning and the professor knew that.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,632 |
programmerhumor | instructorJoe | ehurfhb | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to have an application that managed assets. So obviously, half my asset variables were named `ass`. At some point I added in a way to listen for events, so somewhere in that code is:
`//Oh my god Becky`
`ass.observe( ...`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,527 |
programmerhumor | jimraynor0 | ehunw0t | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not a variable name, but I worked in a company where they used sth like cuntbitch for their db password for years. That got changed after they hired a female dev leader.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 680 |
programmerhumor | Olioliooo | ehv09z9 | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to have an application that managed assets. So obviously, half my asset variables were named `ass`. At some point I added in a way to listen for events, so somewhere in that code is:
`//Oh my god Becky`
`ass.observe( ...`<|eor|><|sor|>Oh
My
God
Becky
Ass
Dot
Observe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 677 |
programmerhumor | syockey | ehummb4 | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company prefixes a single lowercase letter to help identify type. Abbreviation for shorter names.
int number -> iNbr
string word -> sWrd
class unit -> cUnt<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | Alchofaifa | ehuux95 | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>anal_insert()
Ok come on now that was done entirely on purpose, let's be honest here.
Btw lmao this is great<|eor|><|soopr|>I live in a spnish speaking country, when we where learning about queues as data structures we call them "colas" and that is the same word for butts, so inserting into the queue took a whole new meaning and the professor knew that.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I always thought "cola" means "tail". Have my friends been lying to me or is it another possible meaning? <|eor|><|sor|>It's does mean tail. But in some south america spanish speaking countries it also means "butt", where are tails suppossed to be?
Also, in Spain we also use "cola" to say penis. Most of the use is for kids, like saying "butt" or "ass". <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 466 |
programmerhumor | ADwards | ehuxp4l | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once saw something online that was
> child.touched = true;
and it was accompanied by comments from the developer saying how they hadn't thought about this being a thing as they were calling it "child" because it was a child of a parent entity and "touched" was just a member of the type representing whether the entity has ever been used in any capacity, but going back through the whole code base to change the variable names would have been too time consuming so they were just leaving this comment to make sure nobody reading the code thought they were trying to be funny<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly this is more funny because it's totally valid as-is. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 437 |
programmerhumor | Return_Of_The_Fly | ehuthoa | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>anal_insert()
Ok come on now that was done entirely on purpose, let's be honest here.
Btw lmao this is great<|eor|><|soopr|>I live in a spnish speaking country, when we where learning about queues as data structures we call them "colas" and that is the same word for butts, so inserting into the queue took a whole new meaning and the professor knew that.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I always thought "cola" means "tail". Have my friends been lying to me or is it another possible meaning? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | NoNameRequiredxD | ehv2djj | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not a variable name, but I worked in a company where they used sth like cuntbitch for their db password for years. That got changed after they hired a female dev leader.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>123 isnt vulnerable to a dictionary attack beacuse it isnt in any dictionary!!!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | drleebot | ehv1z2h | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was working on setting up a class structure that had a parent/child hierarchy. The methods I wrote for it steadily got more and more disturbing:
* parent.adopt_child()
* parent.spawn_child()
* parent.orphan_child()
* child.orphan_self()
* parent.abduct_child()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 322 |
programmerhumor | Rellac_ | ehv1hvs | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>anal_insert()
Ok come on now that was done entirely on purpose, let's be honest here.
Btw lmao this is great<|eor|><|soopr|>I live in a spnish speaking country, when we where learning about queues as data structures we call them "colas" and that is the same word for butts, so inserting into the queue took a whole new meaning and the professor knew that.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I always thought "cola" means "tail". Have my friends been lying to me or is it another possible meaning? <|eor|><|sor|>It's does mean tail. But in some south america spanish speaking countries it also means "butt", where are tails suppossed to be?
Also, in Spain we also use "cola" to say penis. Most of the use is for kids, like saying "butt" or "ass". <|eor|><|sor|>Gonna get myself a nice big cup of penis <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | Return_Of_The_Fly | ehut99b | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i tend to just write any old variable name and then go back and rename them all after before i check in. once i forgot to do that and checked in both "fuckMyFuckingAss" and "cumInsideMe". this was not a personal project.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the exactly the reason I never ever name variables like that, not even in personal projects. I'm afraid I would make a similar mistake if I did.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | IsisourGrumio | ehurpq0 | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company prefixes a single lowercase letter to help identify type. Abbreviation for shorter names.
int number -> iNbr
string word -> sWrd
class unit -> cUnt<|eor|><|sor|>Hehhhh... you said "Swerd".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | EdChute_ | 6b8lua | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,253 |
programmerhumor | GiantRobotTRex | dhkoagd | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding *and* algorithms? That's a risky combination.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,454 |
programmerhumor | eyekwah2 | dhkq5io | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am a programmer and I can vouch for this. This is how programs work. Just finished my last program the other day that performs updates and other stuff. Sample below:
while(hasWork()) {
performUpdatesAndOtherStuff();
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,930 |
programmerhumor | -Hegemon- | dhku3j9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding *and* algorithms? That's a risky combination.<|eor|><|sor|>I just wing it with my code, who has time to think about algorithms with so much to do?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,168 |
programmerhumor | i_should_be_coding | dhksmbx | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am a programmer and I can vouch for this. This is how programs work. Just finished my last program the other day that performs updates and other stuff. Sample below:
while(hasWork()) {
performUpdatesAndOtherStuff();
}<|eor|><|sor|> while (compiling) {
try {
officeChairSwordfighting();
catch (AccidentalWorkplaceInjury inj) {
log.error("ouch");
}
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,152 |
programmerhumor | volivav | dhkqv2q | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn you... I was on my cellphone pressing the "485 comments" button >:/
I laugh a lot on journalists in these cases... It seems like they understand nothing about they have to write, so they often get the title wrong.
There was another one from honduras, that a 13-yo boy built his own PC they rephrased it as the "prodigy boy who built his own CPU, that had double power than those of 500GB currently on the market". Just LOL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,111 |
programmerhumor | VojtechStep | dhksrdo | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am a programmer and I can vouch for this. This is how programs work. Just finished my last program the other day that performs updates and other stuff. Sample below:
while(hasWork()) {
performUpdatesAndOtherStuff();
}<|eor|><|sor|> while (compiling) {
try {
officeChairSwordfighting();
catch (AccidentalWorkplaceInjury inj) {
log.error("ouch");
}
}<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant xkcd](https://www.xkcd.com/303/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
programmerhumor | T-T-N | dhkrnxf | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn you... I was on my cellphone pressing the "485 comments" button >:/
I laugh a lot on journalists in these cases... It seems like they understand nothing about they have to write, so they often get the title wrong.
There was another one from honduras, that a 13-yo boy built his own PC they rephrased it as the "prodigy boy who built his own CPU, that had double power than those of 500GB currently on the market". Just LOL<|eor|><|sor|>I'm guessing that he put a 1TB SSD in a tower he built?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | PVgummiand | dhkvq1r | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding *and* algorithms? That's a risky combination.<|eor|><|sor|>I just wing it with my code, who has time to think about algorithms with so much to do?<|eor|><|sor|>You absolute madman!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | shvelo | dhkstjy | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WE NEED MORE ALGORITHMS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | MyCodesCompiling | dhkt0nm | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am a programmer and I can vouch for this. This is how programs work. Just finished my last program the other day that performs updates and other stuff. Sample below:
while(hasWork()) {
performUpdatesAndOtherStuff();
}<|eor|><|sor|> while (compiling) {
try {
officeChairSwordfighting();
catch (AccidentalWorkplaceInjury inj) {
log.error("ouch");
}
}<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant xkcd](https://www.xkcd.com/303/)<|eor|><|sor|>Oh hi there <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | Liesmith424 | dhktrx9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All you old folks using your archaic coding...check how the Born Mobile generation handles it:
if(not isCode):
makeCodingFunction(makeCode())
makecode()
\<puts on rad sunglasses while code happens\><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | danc4498 | dhkxss5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding *and* algorithms? That's a risky combination.<|eor|><|sor|>I just wing it with my code, who has time to think about algorithms with so much to do?<|eor|><|sor|>You absolute madman!<|eor|><|sor|>It's so crazy, it just might work...<|eor|><|sor|>It really might, depending on how well coded the dont() function is.<|eor|><|sor|>>!do()
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | Facts_About_Cats | dhkp2we | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You have to make that if statement an event listener (async callback).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | cyberpants | dhkueyd | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>fine work but
if(goingToCrashIntoEachOther)
{ couldYouFuckingNot(); }
usually gives better results.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
programmerhumor | xvelez08 | dhkyzm8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding *and* algorithms? That's a risky combination.<|eor|><|sor|>I just wing it with my code, who has time to think about algorithms with so much to do?<|eor|><|sor|>You absolute madman!<|eor|><|sor|>It's so crazy, it just might work...<|eor|><|sor|>It really might, depending on how well coded the dont() function is.<|eor|><|sor|>>!do()
<|eor|><|sor|>public static boolean dont(){
return !do();
}
public static boolean do(){
return !dont();
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | lewisj489 | dhksxr6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have been idea why but the
dont();
got me good <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | volivav | dhkrvpz | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn you... I was on my cellphone pressing the "485 comments" button >:/
I laugh a lot on journalists in these cases... It seems like they understand nothing about they have to write, so they often get the title wrong.
There was another one from honduras, that a 13-yo boy built his own PC they rephrased it as the "prodigy boy who built his own CPU, that had double power than those of 500GB currently on the market". Just LOL<|eor|><|sor|>I'm guessing that he put a 1TB SSD in a tower he built?<|eor|><|sor|>I think it was hard disk, not even SSD.
I'll try to find the video, although it was in spanish....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | pannekakekake | dhktsep | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have been idea why but the
dont();
got me good <|eor|><|sor|>
don't();<|eor|><|sor|>How many languages let you do that?<|eor|><|sor|>english<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | danc4498 | dhkweg2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding *and* algorithms? That's a risky combination.<|eor|><|sor|>I just wing it with my code, who has time to think about algorithms with so much to do?<|eor|><|sor|>You absolute madman!<|eor|><|sor|>It's so crazy, it just might work...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | jerodsanto | 12zk6vy | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,167 |
programmerhumor | SignificanceCheap970 | jhspwxm | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is more like a while loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,169 |
programmerhumor | beeteedee | jhtdwyd | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|sor|>Further evidence that most of the posts on here are written by non-programmers who have just heard some of the words. Oh boy tough day at the office today, with all the for loops and variables and functions and whatnot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,623 |
programmerhumor | jacashonly | jhsv5vj | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,475 |
programmerhumor | HuntingHorns | jhstapa | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is more like a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>for(;true;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 721 |
programmerhumor | FirstFlight | jhtfmtz | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|sor|>Further evidence that most of the posts on here are written by non-programmers who have just heard some of the words. Oh boy tough day at the office today, with all the for loops and variables and functions and whatnot<|eor|><|sor|>"Pointers hard, am I right"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 615 |
programmerhumor | NotmyRealNameJohn | jhspqs4 | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Not the be that guy but that is definitely a while loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
programmerhumor | FlyingCashewDog | jhsvmy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is more like a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>for(;true;)<|eor|><|sor|>`for(;;)`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 492 |
programmerhumor | hadesflamez | jhtayw7 | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just reacting to the title here but ummm
What? You must be pretty bad at this...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 328 |
programmerhumor | ThePancakerizer | jhtmb5h | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|sor|>Further evidence that most of the posts on here are written by non-programmers who have just heard some of the words. Oh boy tough day at the office today, with all the for loops and variables and functions and whatnot<|eor|><|sor|>"Pointers hard, am I right"<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, one of the fundamental design philosophies behind Java was basically "pointers are hard".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | pguzzler | jhtjvff | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah who the fuck is surprised that a for loop works after 20 years of programming, Im sorry but I cant think of a non-insulting word in the English language that would describe what Id think about someone making this statement IRL.
Jesus Christ its like saying after 20 years of painting youre still shocked at how good the red paint tastes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
programmerhumor | jerodsanto | jhsq5us | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Not the be that guy but that is definitely a while loop<|eor|><|soopr|>You are correct... and you are also that guy<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | b0b89 | jhtgg7k | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just reacting to the title here but ummm
What? You must be pretty bad at this...<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone talks about imposter syndrome. But some of us are just straight up not good at this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | FlyingCashewDog | jht9r08 | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is more like a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>for(;true;)<|eor|><|sor|>`for(;;)`<|eor|><|sor|>What in the actual fu-<|eor|><|sor|>From the C standard:
> Both clause-1 and expression-3 can be omitted. An omitted expression-2 is replaced by a nonzero constant.
So if it doesn't have the middle expression, it will be an infinite loop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | Wacov | jhtw0bb | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|sor|>Further evidence that most of the posts on here are written by non-programmers who have just heard some of the words. Oh boy tough day at the office today, with all the for loops and variables and functions and whatnot<|eor|><|sor|>"Pointers hard, am I right"<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, one of the fundamental design philosophies behind Java was basically "pointers are hard".<|eor|><|sor|>Java: what if *everything* was a pointer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | Undernown | jht9jiu | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is more like a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>for(;true;)<|eor|><|sor|>`for(;;)`<|eor|><|sor|>That for-loop is straight up crying (; ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | alucardarkness | jhskfw1 | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've looked at It for 6 hours now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | codepoet | jhtczjo | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is more like a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>for(;true;)<|eor|><|sor|>`for(;;)`<|eor|><|sor|>What in the actual fu-<|eor|><|sor|>From the C standard:
> Both clause-1 and expression-3 can be omitted. An omitted expression-2 is replaced by a nonzero constant.
So if it doesn't have the middle expression, it will be an infinite loop.<|eor|><|sor|> unless the body contains a break, then its an indeterminate loop. Unless that break is on a conditional that is not guaranteed to execute and then its a bug youll find out about after you ship.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | elveszett | jhtua6n | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|sor|>Further evidence that most of the posts on here are written by non-programmers who have just heard some of the words. Oh boy tough day at the office today, with all the for loops and variables and functions and whatnot<|eor|><|sor|>They are the same bullshit all the time, and the reason I barely check this sub anymore. Here's the cookie cutter memes that make up 99% of this sub:
- I've been programming all my life and still don't understand [basic programming 101 concept].
- Spent 355 hours finding a bug and it was missing semicolon.
- I'm a programmer because I drink Mountain Dew and eat Doritos.
- My job is only searching things on google / stackoverflow.
- I'm an idiot because programmers are all idiots but I make $600 quadrillion dollars per second anyway.
Really, I never feel identified with that bullshit. I think I am a normal programmer and most of the memes here come off as offensive because they are obviously made by people who haven't touched a computer in their life, pretending that they are programmers, talking about how stupid we are.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | StreamFroster | jht351y | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is more like a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>for(;true;)<|eor|><|sor|>`for(;;)`<|eor|><|sor|>What in the actual fu-<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | ThePancakerizer | jhtxb3j | <|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|sor|>Further evidence that most of the posts on here are written by non-programmers who have just heard some of the words. Oh boy tough day at the office today, with all the for loops and variables and functions and whatnot<|eor|><|sor|>"Pointers hard, am I right"<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, one of the fundamental design philosophies behind Java was basically "pointers are hard".<|eor|><|sor|>Java: what if *everything* was a pointer?<|eor|><|sor|>As a primarily C++ programmer, writing "new" everywhere makes me nervous :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | JustSpaceExperiment | z0rxmg | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,149 |
programmerhumor | StenSoft | ix7c4bh | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chrome OS or Fuchsia? No.
Linux, Minix, Plan 9 or TempleOS? Definitely!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,002 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix7c4up | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chrome OS or Fuchsia? No.
Linux, Minix, Plan 9 or TempleOS? Definitely!<|eor|><|sor|>If you can't build a computer out of transistors, you shouldn't be working here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,455 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix7eg0c | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chrome OS or Fuchsia? No.
Linux, Minix, Plan 9 or TempleOS? Definitely!<|eor|><|sor|>If you can't build a computer out of transistors, you shouldn't be working here.<|eor|><|sor|>I actually can do that<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,280 |
programmerhumor | thebatmanandrobin | ix77skp | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Look guy .. I'm a part of this "elite group of developers" and I'm telling you right now, it's blood-in-blood-out.
You want to get to the top!?? Be prepared for a lot of death and debauchery.
You can't handle a few lines? Getouttahere!
You can't handle some cold steel? Getouttahere!
You can't handle some undefined behavior??? ... *Get*, **out**, ***ta***, ***HERE***!!!!!!
Handle it! No exceptions!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 991 |
programmerhumor | ergaikan | ix7tgol | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chrome OS or Fuchsia? No.
Linux, Minix, Plan 9 or TempleOS? Definitely!<|eor|><|sor|>TempleOS is in a whole different astral plane.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 826 |
programmerhumor | TigreDemon | ix7rlb6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>AWS is how<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 713 |
programmerhumor | blakewantsa68 | ix7969t | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know Jeff. Still think thats funny as fuck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 707 |
programmerhumor | IkaTheFox | ix7i2kb | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, you'd have to create something like Windows, Linux or TempleOS for your name to be remembered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 599 |
programmerhumor | Strostkovy | ix7efdm | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chrome OS or Fuchsia? No.
Linux, Minix, Plan 9 or TempleOS? Definitely!<|eor|><|sor|>If you can't build a computer out of transistors, you shouldn't be working here.<|eor|><|sor|>I actually can do that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 599 |
programmerhumor | Sarcofaygo | ix7ebqm | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did he write the memory leaks too? Heyoooooooo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 502 |
programmerhumor | calebmhood | ix7ret4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chrome OS or Fuchsia? No.
Linux, Minix, Plan 9 or TempleOS? Definitely!<|eor|><|sor|>I think the key difference here is anyone that worked on Chrome OS didn't "write an OS". They used Linux kernel and gnu like everyone else and put together a custom distro. I can "write my own OS" this morning during my coffee break if that's the bar.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 493 |
programmerhumor | lettucewrap4 | ix79xfn | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Look guy .. I'm a part of this "elite group of developers" and I'm telling you right now, it's blood-in-blood-out.
You want to get to the top!?? Be prepared for a lot of death and debauchery.
You can't handle a few lines? Getouttahere!
You can't handle some cold steel? Getouttahere!
You can't handle some undefined behavior??? ... *Get*, **out**, ***ta***, ***HERE***!!!!!!
Handle it! No exceptions!<|eor|><|sor|>No exceptions!! Unless you try/catch!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 349 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix7okl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, you'd have to create something like Windows, Linux or TempleOS for your name to be remembered<|eor|><|sor|>Name the person who created Windows NT then <|eor|><|sor|>Interns will happily work for $15 an hour. Why won't you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 314 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix7nxi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shoulda called it NelsonOs or NelsonIx, and people would have been like "tf is Nelson?"<|eor|><|sor|>You look stupid. Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 280 |
programmerhumor | Global-Chart-3925 | ix7usal | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chrome OS or Fuchsia? No.
Linux, Minix, Plan 9 or TempleOS? Definitely!<|eor|><|sor|>TempleOS is in a whole different astral plane.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>As luck would have it, Id recommend a video on it by someone called down the rabbit hole on youtube<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | Interest-Desk | ix7ojfm | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, you'd have to create something like Windows, Linux or TempleOS for your name to be remembered<|eor|><|sor|>Name the person who created Windows NT then <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | osmcuser132 | ix7sze3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Best way to get famous (and infamous)
1) write your own filesystem and name it after yourself
2) kill your own wife
3) ???
4) profit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ix7eiea | <|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Look guy .. I'm a part of this "elite group of developers" and I'm telling you right now, it's blood-in-blood-out.
You want to get to the top!?? Be prepared for a lot of death and debauchery.
You can't handle a few lines? Getouttahere!
You can't handle some cold steel? Getouttahere!
You can't handle some undefined behavior??? ... *Get*, **out**, ***ta***, ***HERE***!!!!!!
Handle it! No exceptions!<|eor|><|sor|>No exceptions!! Unless you try/catch!<|eor|><|sor|>No try/catch. Were going in raw!<|eor|><|sor|>One more word of you, and you're fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | vivlam | 8ty4vl | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,105 |
programmerhumor | mythriz | e1b51kt | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you spend a long time working on the backend/server to make it work properly and not collapse under stress:
"Why haven't you done any work lately? Why do we even pay you??"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,021 |
programmerhumor | Bier14 | e1b8jr6 | <|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you spend a long time working on the backend/server to make it work properly and not collapse under stress:
"Why haven't you done any work lately? Why do we even pay you??"<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, if there is one thing I have experienced, it is that developers are mostly unable to sell their own work. Especially the not-visible part of course.
It isn't as hard as most developers think to explain backend work! As long as people are willing to listen of course. And if needed, just use semi-tech people like analists or testers for support :-)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,043 |
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