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programmerhumor
das_flammenwerfer
hr7zobd
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you manage to have so many errors in so little code? Swipe left. r/badcode<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
498
programmerhumor
dreams_in_bytecodes
hr7n2ig
<|sols|><|sot|>Ok now Im getting rejected in Java<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0spglmuy9o981.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isnt this saying she friendzones any person taller than 1.89 meters? So she likes short people?<|eor|><|soopr|>the code makes little sense but based on the rest of the bio, she intended to say, if you're shorter than 189cm, you're getting friendzoned :D<|eoopr|><|sor|>Except, she wrote the opposite.<|eor|><|soopr|>as I said, code makes little sense :D<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
483
programmerhumor
Mastersulm
ahlqai
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,279
programmerhumor
Blondegast
eefuzgh
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>And then they ask if it is optimized for mobile...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,547
programmerhumor
die-maus
eefwo17
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>And then they ask if it is optimized for mobile...<|eor|><|sor|>That's when you say it's already optimized for mobile. "See, the scroll works on mobile too"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,483
programmerhumor
Dojan5
eefwuvu
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>And then they ask if it is optimized for mobile...<|eor|><|sor|>That's when you say it's already optimized for mobile. "See, the scroll works on mobile too"<|eor|><|sor|>"I can't reach this button reliably." "Yeah that's a hardware issue."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,669
programmerhumor
AlwaysHopelesslyLost
eeg1nug
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>My work hired an amazing front end guy. After a year of hard work and OKs by the higher ups they prepped to release his reworked front end. It was beautiful, simple, effective, responsive, and just generally perfect. The higher ups went "actually... This is nice, but what if we started from scratch and tried THIS instead?" This is the story of why my company no longer has a front end developer. Edit: fix grammar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,594
programmerhumor
MyNameIsRichardCS54
eefxb53
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say most of my web creations for my company are like the bottom one. It's just so addicting to add more buttons!<|eor|><|sor|>This is why programmers should never design interfaces.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,062
programmerhumor
SaucyKnave95
eeftsg7
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say most of my web creations for my company are like the bottom one. It's just so addicting to add more buttons!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,035
programmerhumor
Blondegast
eefx1qi
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>And then they ask if it is optimized for mobile...<|eor|><|sor|>That's when you say it's already optimized for mobile. "See, the scroll works on mobile too"<|eor|><|sor|>"I can't reach this button reliably." "Yeah that's a hardware issue."<|eor|><|sor|>"Have you tried holding your phone sideways?" <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
861
programmerhumor
Webshift1
eefya5p
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt that what you call a Full Stack Developer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
840
programmerhumor
dontBeA-H8r
eefq5ps
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm enjoying the random radio buttons. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
686
programmerhumor
Dojan5
eefxfsz
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>And then they ask if it is optimized for mobile...<|eor|><|sor|>That's when you say it's already optimized for mobile. "See, the scroll works on mobile too"<|eor|><|sor|>"I can't reach this button reliably." "Yeah that's a hardware issue."<|eor|><|sor|>"Have you tried holding your phone sideways?" <|eor|><|sor|>"You should get a bigger screen."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
678
programmerhumor
KoboldCommando
eefxm77
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm enjoying the random radio buttons. <|eor|><|sor|>"Greg added this one and he's gone now, it doesn't seem to do anything, but if we remove or hide it the whole app stops functioning."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
513
programmerhumor
2005732
eeg0s18
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>Rediculous premise. The bottom app prevents lazy entry level employees from entering bad data, ensures PII laws are followed, was done on a budget by a small team and on time with little to no QA environment, probably in production, with no product managers, project managers, or proper requirements. The top two were built by a team of 1000 over a decade in order to help you find cat videos and wiki pages to win arguments with your friends.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
489
programmerhumor
phphulk
eeg1xfe
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say most of my web creations for my company are like the bottom one. It's just so addicting to add more buttons!<|eor|><|sor|>This is why programmers should never design interfaces.<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Its like forcing a mechanic to design the cars body. <|eor|><|sor|>The all new 2020 Box and wheels. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
412
programmerhumor
Dignsag
eefy9v6
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ashamed to say most of my web creations for my company are like the bottom one. It's just so addicting to add more buttons!<|eor|><|sor|>This is why programmers should never design interfaces.<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Its like forcing a mechanic to design the cars body. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
398
programmerhumor
Beatlemaniac9
eefyyyx
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt that what you call a Full Stack Developer?<|eor|><|sor|>I hope you're joking. A lot of people seem to think this way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
372
programmerhumor
SuddleT
eefxgf9
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>The inevitable result of "On second thought, we need you to include X and Y and Z also, and we don't like where A and B are even though that's where they make the most sense" <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
346
programmerhumor
Strojac
eefzmpq
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt that what you call a Full Stack Developer?<|eor|><|sor|>I hope you're joking. A lot of people seem to think this way.<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao but that's basically my job...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
320
programmerhumor
scherlock79
eefzsk8
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Eh, even the best designs get screwed overtime unless the company wants to invest the time and money on big redesigns. Requirements changes, etc. Most LOB apps probably looked decent on the first release, but after 3 years of feature requests, many which probably violated core assumptions of the initial design, you get crap looking UIs, then someone decides to make the UI look nice again and the cycle starts over.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
318
programmerhumor
00000000000001000000
eegg6bm
<|sols|><|sot|>The sad reality of UI<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.stack.imgur.com/fvdkb.png<|eol|><|sor|>My work hired an amazing front end guy. After a year of hard work and OKs by the higher ups they prepped to release his reworked front end. It was beautiful, simple, effective, responsive, and just generally perfect. The higher ups went "actually... This is nice, but what if we started from scratch and tried THIS instead?" This is the story of why my company no longer has a front end developer. Edit: fix grammar<|eor|><|sor|>Isnt that job security? People are so difficult to please I swear. I might give a snarky response via email when a user complains about some nonexistent functionality that was never discussed, but Im secretly excited to solve a new problem and have something to do. Maybe I just like the work more. Also, the alternative is if I have nothing to do my boss will put me on some annoying administrative task instead or have me manually QA a 15 year old spaghetti database.<|eor|><|sor|>Just because a job is secure doesnt mean its fulfilling. Spending a year designing and creating something and then being told to start over from scratch cant be a good feeling.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
284
programmerhumor
Makaan1992
axmdcz
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,269
programmerhumor
Thelk641
ehur2l4
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So that's what they call backend developing...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,328
programmerhumor
Makaan1992
ehug8xo
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>anal_insert() Ok come on now that was done entirely on purpose, let's be honest here. Btw lmao this is great<|eor|><|soopr|>I live in a spnish speaking country, when we where learning about queues as data structures we call them "colas" and that is the same word for butts, so inserting into the queue took a whole new meaning and the professor knew that.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,632
programmerhumor
instructorJoe
ehurfhb
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to have an application that managed assets. So obviously, half my asset variables were named `ass`. At some point I added in a way to listen for events, so somewhere in that code is: `//Oh my god Becky` `ass.observe( ...`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,527
programmerhumor
jimraynor0
ehunw0t
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not a variable name, but I worked in a company where they used sth like cuntbitch for their db password for years. That got changed after they hired a female dev leader.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
680
programmerhumor
Olioliooo
ehv09z9
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to have an application that managed assets. So obviously, half my asset variables were named `ass`. At some point I added in a way to listen for events, so somewhere in that code is: `//Oh my god Becky` `ass.observe( ...`<|eor|><|sor|>Oh My God Becky Ass Dot Observe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
677
programmerhumor
syockey
ehummb4
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company prefixes a single lowercase letter to help identify type. Abbreviation for shorter names. int number -> iNbr string word -> sWrd class unit -> cUnt<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
478
programmerhumor
Alchofaifa
ehuux95
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>anal_insert() Ok come on now that was done entirely on purpose, let's be honest here. Btw lmao this is great<|eor|><|soopr|>I live in a spnish speaking country, when we where learning about queues as data structures we call them "colas" and that is the same word for butts, so inserting into the queue took a whole new meaning and the professor knew that.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I always thought "cola" means "tail". Have my friends been lying to me or is it another possible meaning? <|eor|><|sor|>It's does mean tail. But in some south america spanish speaking countries it also means "butt", where are tails suppossed to be? Also, in Spain we also use "cola" to say penis. Most of the use is for kids, like saying "butt" or "ass". <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
466
programmerhumor
ADwards
ehuxp4l
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once saw something online that was > child.touched = true; and it was accompanied by comments from the developer saying how they hadn't thought about this being a thing as they were calling it "child" because it was a child of a parent entity and "touched" was just a member of the type representing whether the entity has ever been used in any capacity, but going back through the whole code base to change the variable names would have been too time consuming so they were just leaving this comment to make sure nobody reading the code thought they were trying to be funny<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly this is more funny because it's totally valid as-is. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
437
programmerhumor
Return_Of_The_Fly
ehuthoa
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>anal_insert() Ok come on now that was done entirely on purpose, let's be honest here. Btw lmao this is great<|eor|><|soopr|>I live in a spnish speaking country, when we where learning about queues as data structures we call them "colas" and that is the same word for butts, so inserting into the queue took a whole new meaning and the professor knew that.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I always thought "cola" means "tail". Have my friends been lying to me or is it another possible meaning? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
409
programmerhumor
NoNameRequiredxD
ehv2djj
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not a variable name, but I worked in a company where they used sth like cuntbitch for their db password for years. That got changed after they hired a female dev leader.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>123 isnt vulnerable to a dictionary attack beacuse it isnt in any dictionary!!!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
409
programmerhumor
drleebot
ehv1z2h
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was working on setting up a class structure that had a parent/child hierarchy. The methods I wrote for it steadily got more and more disturbing: * parent.adopt_child() * parent.spawn_child() * parent.orphan_child() * child.orphan_self() * parent.abduct_child()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
322
programmerhumor
Rellac_
ehv1hvs
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>anal_insert() Ok come on now that was done entirely on purpose, let's be honest here. Btw lmao this is great<|eor|><|soopr|>I live in a spnish speaking country, when we where learning about queues as data structures we call them "colas" and that is the same word for butts, so inserting into the queue took a whole new meaning and the professor knew that.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I always thought "cola" means "tail". Have my friends been lying to me or is it another possible meaning? <|eor|><|sor|>It's does mean tail. But in some south america spanish speaking countries it also means "butt", where are tails suppossed to be? Also, in Spain we also use "cola" to say penis. Most of the use is for kids, like saying "butt" or "ass". <|eor|><|sor|>Gonna get myself a nice big cup of penis <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
318
programmerhumor
Return_Of_The_Fly
ehut99b
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i tend to just write any old variable name and then go back and rename them all after before i check in. once i forgot to do that and checked in both "fuckMyFuckingAss" and "cumInsideMe". this was not a personal project.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the exactly the reason I never ever name variables like that, not even in personal projects. I'm afraid I would make a similar mistake if I did.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
299
programmerhumor
IsisourGrumio
ehurpq0
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company prefixes a single lowercase letter to help identify type. Abbreviation for shorter names. int number -> iNbr string word -> sWrd class unit -> cUnt<|eor|><|sor|>Hehhhh... you said "Swerd".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
269
programmerhumor
EdChute_
6b8lua
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,253
programmerhumor
GiantRobotTRex
dhkoagd
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding *and* algorithms? That's a risky combination.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,454
programmerhumor
eyekwah2
dhkq5io
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am a programmer and I can vouch for this. This is how programs work. Just finished my last program the other day that performs updates and other stuff. Sample below: while(hasWork()) { performUpdatesAndOtherStuff(); }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,930
programmerhumor
-Hegemon-
dhku3j9
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding *and* algorithms? That's a risky combination.<|eor|><|sor|>I just wing it with my code, who has time to think about algorithms with so much to do?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,168
programmerhumor
i_should_be_coding
dhksmbx
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am a programmer and I can vouch for this. This is how programs work. Just finished my last program the other day that performs updates and other stuff. Sample below: while(hasWork()) { performUpdatesAndOtherStuff(); }<|eor|><|sor|> while (compiling) { try { officeChairSwordfighting(); catch (AccidentalWorkplaceInjury inj) { log.error("ouch"); } }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,152
programmerhumor
volivav
dhkqv2q
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn you... I was on my cellphone pressing the "485 comments" button >:/ I laugh a lot on journalists in these cases... It seems like they understand nothing about they have to write, so they often get the title wrong. There was another one from honduras, that a 13-yo boy built his own PC they rephrased it as the "prodigy boy who built his own CPU, that had double power than those of 500GB currently on the market". Just LOL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,111
programmerhumor
VojtechStep
dhksrdo
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am a programmer and I can vouch for this. This is how programs work. Just finished my last program the other day that performs updates and other stuff. Sample below: while(hasWork()) { performUpdatesAndOtherStuff(); }<|eor|><|sor|> while (compiling) { try { officeChairSwordfighting(); catch (AccidentalWorkplaceInjury inj) { log.error("ouch"); } }<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant xkcd](https://www.xkcd.com/303/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
518
programmerhumor
T-T-N
dhkrnxf
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn you... I was on my cellphone pressing the "485 comments" button >:/ I laugh a lot on journalists in these cases... It seems like they understand nothing about they have to write, so they often get the title wrong. There was another one from honduras, that a 13-yo boy built his own PC they rephrased it as the "prodigy boy who built his own CPU, that had double power than those of 500GB currently on the market". Just LOL<|eor|><|sor|>I'm guessing that he put a 1TB SSD in a tower he built?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
346
programmerhumor
PVgummiand
dhkvq1r
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding *and* algorithms? That's a risky combination.<|eor|><|sor|>I just wing it with my code, who has time to think about algorithms with so much to do?<|eor|><|sor|>You absolute madman!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
341
programmerhumor
shvelo
dhkstjy
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>WE NEED MORE ALGORITHMS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
281
programmerhumor
MyCodesCompiling
dhkt0nm
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am a programmer and I can vouch for this. This is how programs work. Just finished my last program the other day that performs updates and other stuff. Sample below: while(hasWork()) { performUpdatesAndOtherStuff(); }<|eor|><|sor|> while (compiling) { try { officeChairSwordfighting(); catch (AccidentalWorkplaceInjury inj) { log.error("ouch"); } }<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant xkcd](https://www.xkcd.com/303/)<|eor|><|sor|>Oh hi there <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
274
programmerhumor
Liesmith424
dhktrx9
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All you old folks using your archaic coding...check how the Born Mobile generation handles it: if(not isCode): makeCodingFunction(makeCode()) makecode() \<puts on rad sunglasses while code happens\><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
236
programmerhumor
danc4498
dhkxss5
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding *and* algorithms? That's a risky combination.<|eor|><|sor|>I just wing it with my code, who has time to think about algorithms with so much to do?<|eor|><|sor|>You absolute madman!<|eor|><|sor|>It's so crazy, it just might work...<|eor|><|sor|>It really might, depending on how well coded the dont() function is.<|eor|><|sor|>>!do() <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
227
programmerhumor
Facts_About_Cats
dhkp2we
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You have to make that if statement an event listener (async callback).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
215
programmerhumor
cyberpants
dhkueyd
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>fine work but if(goingToCrashIntoEachOther) { couldYouFuckingNot(); } usually gives better results.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
208
programmerhumor
xvelez08
dhkyzm8
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding *and* algorithms? That's a risky combination.<|eor|><|sor|>I just wing it with my code, who has time to think about algorithms with so much to do?<|eor|><|sor|>You absolute madman!<|eor|><|sor|>It's so crazy, it just might work...<|eor|><|sor|>It really might, depending on how well coded the dont() function is.<|eor|><|sor|>>!do() <|eor|><|sor|>public static boolean dont(){ return !do(); } public static boolean do(){ return !dont(); }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
202
programmerhumor
lewisj489
dhksxr6
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have been idea why but the dont(); got me good <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
193
programmerhumor
volivav
dhkrvpz
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn you... I was on my cellphone pressing the "485 comments" button >:/ I laugh a lot on journalists in these cases... It seems like they understand nothing about they have to write, so they often get the title wrong. There was another one from honduras, that a 13-yo boy built his own PC they rephrased it as the "prodigy boy who built his own CPU, that had double power than those of 500GB currently on the market". Just LOL<|eor|><|sor|>I'm guessing that he put a 1TB SSD in a tower he built?<|eor|><|sor|>I think it was hard disk, not even SSD. I'll try to find the video, although it was in spanish....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
193
programmerhumor
pannekakekake
dhktsep
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have been idea why but the dont(); got me good <|eor|><|sor|> don't();<|eor|><|sor|>How many languages let you do that?<|eor|><|sor|>english<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
191
programmerhumor
danc4498
dhkweg2
<|sols|><|sot|>Student used Code: it's super effective!<|eot|><|sol|>http://i.imgur.com/ZCqw2oL.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding *and* algorithms? That's a risky combination.<|eor|><|sor|>I just wing it with my code, who has time to think about algorithms with so much to do?<|eor|><|sor|>You absolute madman!<|eor|><|sor|>It's so crazy, it just might work...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
171
programmerhumor
jerodsanto
12zk6vy
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,167
programmerhumor
SignificanceCheap970
jhspwxm
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is more like a while loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,169
programmerhumor
beeteedee
jhtdwyd
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|sor|>Further evidence that most of the posts on here are written by non-programmers who have just heard some of the words. Oh boy tough day at the office today, with all the for loops and variables and functions and whatnot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,623
programmerhumor
jacashonly
jhsv5vj
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,475
programmerhumor
HuntingHorns
jhstapa
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is more like a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>for(;true;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
721
programmerhumor
FirstFlight
jhtfmtz
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|sor|>Further evidence that most of the posts on here are written by non-programmers who have just heard some of the words. Oh boy tough day at the office today, with all the for loops and variables and functions and whatnot<|eor|><|sor|>"Pointers hard, am I right"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
615
programmerhumor
NotmyRealNameJohn
jhspqs4
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Not the be that guy but that is definitely a while loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
541
programmerhumor
FlyingCashewDog
jhsvmy9
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is more like a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>for(;true;)<|eor|><|sor|>`for(;;)`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
492
programmerhumor
hadesflamez
jhtayw7
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just reacting to the title here but ummm What? You must be pretty bad at this...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
328
programmerhumor
ThePancakerizer
jhtmb5h
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|sor|>Further evidence that most of the posts on here are written by non-programmers who have just heard some of the words. Oh boy tough day at the office today, with all the for loops and variables and functions and whatnot<|eor|><|sor|>"Pointers hard, am I right"<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, one of the fundamental design philosophies behind Java was basically "pointers are hard".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
307
programmerhumor
pguzzler
jhtjvff
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah who the fuck is surprised that a for loop works after 20 years of programming, Im sorry but I cant think of a non-insulting word in the English language that would describe what Id think about someone making this statement IRL. Jesus Christ its like saying after 20 years of painting youre still shocked at how good the red paint tastes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
239
programmerhumor
jerodsanto
jhsq5us
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Not the be that guy but that is definitely a while loop<|eor|><|soopr|>You are correct... and you are also that guy<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
222
programmerhumor
b0b89
jhtgg7k
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just reacting to the title here but ummm What? You must be pretty bad at this...<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone talks about imposter syndrome. But some of us are just straight up not good at this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
197
programmerhumor
FlyingCashewDog
jht9r08
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is more like a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>for(;true;)<|eor|><|sor|>`for(;;)`<|eor|><|sor|>What in the actual fu-<|eor|><|sor|>From the C standard: > Both clause-1 and expression-3 can be omitted. An omitted expression-2 is replaced by a nonzero constant. So if it doesn't have the middle expression, it will be an infinite loop.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
187
programmerhumor
Wacov
jhtw0bb
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|sor|>Further evidence that most of the posts on here are written by non-programmers who have just heard some of the words. Oh boy tough day at the office today, with all the for loops and variables and functions and whatnot<|eor|><|sor|>"Pointers hard, am I right"<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, one of the fundamental design philosophies behind Java was basically "pointers are hard".<|eor|><|sor|>Java: what if *everything* was a pointer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
156
programmerhumor
Undernown
jht9jiu
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is more like a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>for(;true;)<|eor|><|sor|>`for(;;)`<|eor|><|sor|>That for-loop is straight up crying (; ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
155
programmerhumor
alucardarkness
jhskfw1
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I've looked at It for 6 hours now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
139
programmerhumor
codepoet
jhtczjo
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is more like a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>for(;true;)<|eor|><|sor|>`for(;;)`<|eor|><|sor|>What in the actual fu-<|eor|><|sor|>From the C standard: > Both clause-1 and expression-3 can be omitted. An omitted expression-2 is replaced by a nonzero constant. So if it doesn't have the middle expression, it will be an infinite loop.<|eor|><|sor|> unless the body contains a break, then its an indeterminate loop. Unless that break is on a conditional that is not guaranteed to execute and then its a bug youll find out about after you ship.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
127
programmerhumor
elveszett
jhtua6n
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|sor|>Further evidence that most of the posts on here are written by non-programmers who have just heard some of the words. Oh boy tough day at the office today, with all the for loops and variables and functions and whatnot<|eor|><|sor|>They are the same bullshit all the time, and the reason I barely check this sub anymore. Here's the cookie cutter memes that make up 99% of this sub: - I've been programming all my life and still don't understand [basic programming 101 concept]. - Spent 355 hours finding a bug and it was missing semicolon. - I'm a programmer because I drink Mountain Dew and eat Doritos. - My job is only searching things on google / stackoverflow. - I'm an idiot because programmers are all idiots but I make $600 quadrillion dollars per second anyway. Really, I never feel identified with that bullshit. I think I am a normal programmer and most of the memes here come off as offensive because they are obviously made by people who haven't touched a computer in their life, pretending that they are programmers, talking about how stupid we are.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
122
programmerhumor
StreamFroster
jht351y
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is more like a while loop<|eor|><|sor|>for(;true;)<|eor|><|sor|>`for(;;)`<|eor|><|sor|>What in the actual fu-<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
118
programmerhumor
ThePancakerizer
jhtxb3j
<|sols|><|sot|>20+ years programming and a for loop that actually works still gets me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4t6i62w9u8wa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A for loop that "actually works" what do your for loops normally do?<|eor|><|sor|>Further evidence that most of the posts on here are written by non-programmers who have just heard some of the words. Oh boy tough day at the office today, with all the for loops and variables and functions and whatnot<|eor|><|sor|>"Pointers hard, am I right"<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, one of the fundamental design philosophies behind Java was basically "pointers are hard".<|eor|><|sor|>Java: what if *everything* was a pointer?<|eor|><|sor|>As a primarily C++ programmer, writing "new" everywhere makes me nervous :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
112
programmerhumor
JustSpaceExperiment
z0rxmg
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,149
programmerhumor
StenSoft
ix7c4bh
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chrome OS or Fuchsia? No. Linux, Minix, Plan 9 or TempleOS? Definitely!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,002
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ix7c4up
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chrome OS or Fuchsia? No. Linux, Minix, Plan 9 or TempleOS? Definitely!<|eor|><|sor|>If you can't build a computer out of transistors, you shouldn't be working here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,455
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ix7eg0c
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chrome OS or Fuchsia? No. Linux, Minix, Plan 9 or TempleOS? Definitely!<|eor|><|sor|>If you can't build a computer out of transistors, you shouldn't be working here.<|eor|><|sor|>I actually can do that<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,280
programmerhumor
thebatmanandrobin
ix77skp
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Look guy .. I'm a part of this "elite group of developers" and I'm telling you right now, it's blood-in-blood-out. You want to get to the top!?? Be prepared for a lot of death and debauchery. You can't handle a few lines? Getouttahere! You can't handle some cold steel? Getouttahere! You can't handle some undefined behavior??? ... *Get*, **out**, ***ta***, ***HERE***!!!!!! Handle it! No exceptions!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
991
programmerhumor
ergaikan
ix7tgol
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chrome OS or Fuchsia? No. Linux, Minix, Plan 9 or TempleOS? Definitely!<|eor|><|sor|>TempleOS is in a whole different astral plane.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
826
programmerhumor
TigreDemon
ix7rlb6
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>AWS is how<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
713
programmerhumor
blakewantsa68
ix7969t
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I know Jeff. Still think thats funny as fuck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
707
programmerhumor
IkaTheFox
ix7i2kb
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, you'd have to create something like Windows, Linux or TempleOS for your name to be remembered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
599
programmerhumor
Strostkovy
ix7efdm
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chrome OS or Fuchsia? No. Linux, Minix, Plan 9 or TempleOS? Definitely!<|eor|><|sor|>If you can't build a computer out of transistors, you shouldn't be working here.<|eor|><|sor|>I actually can do that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
599
programmerhumor
Sarcofaygo
ix7ebqm
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did he write the memory leaks too? Heyoooooooo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
502
programmerhumor
calebmhood
ix7ret4
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chrome OS or Fuchsia? No. Linux, Minix, Plan 9 or TempleOS? Definitely!<|eor|><|sor|>I think the key difference here is anyone that worked on Chrome OS didn't "write an OS". They used Linux kernel and gnu like everyone else and put together a custom distro. I can "write my own OS" this morning during my coffee break if that's the bar.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
493
programmerhumor
lettucewrap4
ix79xfn
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Look guy .. I'm a part of this "elite group of developers" and I'm telling you right now, it's blood-in-blood-out. You want to get to the top!?? Be prepared for a lot of death and debauchery. You can't handle a few lines? Getouttahere! You can't handle some cold steel? Getouttahere! You can't handle some undefined behavior??? ... *Get*, **out**, ***ta***, ***HERE***!!!!!! Handle it! No exceptions!<|eor|><|sor|>No exceptions!! Unless you try/catch!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
349
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ix7okl0
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, you'd have to create something like Windows, Linux or TempleOS for your name to be remembered<|eor|><|sor|>Name the person who created Windows NT then <|eor|><|sor|>Interns will happily work for $15 an hour. Why won't you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
314
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ix7nxi0
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shoulda called it NelsonOs or NelsonIx, and people would have been like "tf is Nelson?"<|eor|><|sor|>You look stupid. Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
280
programmerhumor
Global-Chart-3925
ix7usal
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Chrome OS or Fuchsia? No. Linux, Minix, Plan 9 or TempleOS? Definitely!<|eor|><|sor|>TempleOS is in a whole different astral plane.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>As luck would have it, Id recommend a video on it by someone called down the rabbit hole on youtube<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
272
programmerhumor
Interest-Desk
ix7ojfm
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, you'd have to create something like Windows, Linux or TempleOS for your name to be remembered<|eor|><|sor|>Name the person who created Windows NT then <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
246
programmerhumor
osmcuser132
ix7sze3
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Best way to get famous (and infamous) 1) write your own filesystem and name it after yourself 2) kill your own wife 3) ??? 4) profit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
221
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ix7eiea
<|sols|><|sot|>Still unknown<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/md574824391a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Look guy .. I'm a part of this "elite group of developers" and I'm telling you right now, it's blood-in-blood-out. You want to get to the top!?? Be prepared for a lot of death and debauchery. You can't handle a few lines? Getouttahere! You can't handle some cold steel? Getouttahere! You can't handle some undefined behavior??? ... *Get*, **out**, ***ta***, ***HERE***!!!!!! Handle it! No exceptions!<|eor|><|sor|>No exceptions!! Unless you try/catch!<|eor|><|sor|>No try/catch. Were going in raw!<|eor|><|sor|>One more word of you, and you're fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
216
programmerhumor
vivlam
8ty4vl
<|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,105
programmerhumor
mythriz
e1b51kt
<|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you spend a long time working on the backend/server to make it work properly and not collapse under stress: "Why haven't you done any work lately? Why do we even pay you??"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,021
programmerhumor
Bier14
e1b8jr6
<|sols|><|sot|>We do it well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9zetr2frta611.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you spend a long time working on the backend/server to make it work properly and not collapse under stress: "Why haven't you done any work lately? Why do we even pay you??"<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, if there is one thing I have experienced, it is that developers are mostly unable to sell their own work. Especially the not-visible part of course. It isn't as hard as most developers think to explain backend work! As long as people are willing to listen of course. And if needed, just use semi-tech people like analists or testers for support :-)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,043