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programmerhumor | solarized_penguin | icbuzpx | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It was like this when i was applying for my first it job. Now i don't care<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 609 |
programmerhumor | GoBuffaloes | iccc91e | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in this gif and I don't like it<|eor|><|sor|>First time writing whiteboard code it was shit I could do in my sleep but felt like I had a gun to my head<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | Tight-Juggernaut138 | iccjknk | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Programming job
Expectations: just receive instructions and do code
Reality: having to explain to dumbass clients/bosses that you cannot make a machine learning algorithm in a week.<|eor|><|sor|>The best I can do is random ()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | ProbablyMaybe69 | icc2sr0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My interviewer was an introvert too. Probably why it was such an enjoyable experience lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | kadxar | iccjutm | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It was like this when i was applying for my first it job. Now i don't care<|eor|><|sor|>For myself I still get nerveous but at least I it doesn't bother me that much doing a few interviews and feel more confident when answering<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | LittleMlem | icc6ut9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ohh man, I just went through three weeks if interviews with a bunch of companies and it go to the point where I had three and four interviews a day! But I managed to go from having to take a sedative and almost shitting myself every interview to just being sweaty and uncomfortable, which I feel is an absolute win.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | aykay55 | iccm18h | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in this gif and I don't like it<|eor|><|sor|>First time writing whiteboard code it was shit I could do in my sleep but felt like I had a gun to my head<|eor|><|sor|>Real programmers write code on a whiteboard and then use an OCR algorithm to compile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | Possibly-Functional | iccc8wq | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Programming job
Expectations: just receive instructions and do code
Reality: having to explain to dumbass clients/bosses that you cannot make a machine learning algorithm in a week.<|eor|><|sor|>Ever been asked to solve a problem which would require several hundred hours if not thousands of development in literally 60 minutes? I've been...
Now I only stand responsible to either active or former programmers and no business clients. It's a very different, better, experience.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | calculator56 | iccbzb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>IT guy stereotype: antisocial grumpy silent guy
Meanwhile IT interviews expect me (a slightly shy girl) to be all loud excited and extroverted, and reject me for not being sociable enough I'm tired<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | quasithomas | iccf4k6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My interviewer was an introvert too. Probably why it was such an enjoyable experience lol<|eor|><|sor|>My interviewer acted more nervous than me and I was pretty nervous lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | MechanicalHorse | icc2kkx | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wish You Were Here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | dariusz2k | icce42v | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm an introvert, but I usually feel pretty good when I talk to people. I just don't seek it out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | marcosdumay | iccuabn | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Programming job
Expectations: just receive instructions and do code
Reality: having to explain to dumbass clients/bosses that you cannot make a machine learning algorithm in a week.<|eor|><|sor|>Ever been asked to solve a problem which would require several hundred hours if not thousands of development in literally 60 minutes? I've been...
Now I only stand responsible to either active or former programmers and no business clients. It's a very different, better, experience.<|eor|><|sor|>I once had that boss that would come with those 20 to 100 hour tasks and tell me "take as much time as you need, this is important and our top priority, so it should take your total focus".
He did that about twice a day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | J5892 | icd0vc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It was like this when i was applying for my first it job. Now i don't care<|eor|><|sor|>I've been in this career for over 10 years, and this is still how I feel after interviews. That I'm conducting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | brightness3 | icdga1m | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It was like this when i was applying for my first it job. Now i don't care<|eor|><|sor|>For myself I still get nerveous but at least I it doesn't bother me that much doing a few interviews and feel more confident when answering<|eor|><|sor|>I work at a very well known tech company here in brazil. I was waiting for an opportunity for my current job to show up for over a year. I nailed every step of the hiring process up until the last interview. It was a group interview and i was the last one on the list. Every time they called someone i felt like i was going to throw up and pass out from anxiety. I ended up doing fine though lmao.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | ScruffyTuscaloosa | iccrc2c | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in this gif and I don't like it<|eor|><|sor|>First time writing whiteboard code it was shit I could do in my sleep but felt like I had a gun to my head<|eor|><|sor|>Real programmers write code on a whiteboard and then use an OCR algorithm to compile<|eor|><|sor|>This genuinely feels like an idea a VC bro would float.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | No_Bath_4099 | icc0a13 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else can relate<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xw1suxqp8l591.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Or any meeting you have to speak<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | mayankkaizen | aiddhe | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,856 |
programmerhumor | cyanydeez | een3bsw | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see we got the anti-globalist crowd here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,256 |
programmerhumor | Springthespring | een29w0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>visual basic == small pp<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,048 |
programmerhumor | Monckey100 | een3xj6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this meme is brought to you by the OOP gang<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,025 |
programmerhumor | AxelMontini | een1v5l | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>it's `const`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 701 |
programmerhumor | r1ze_ | een60t6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this meme is brought to you by the OOP gang<|eor|><|sor|>They missed globals so much that they replaced them with Singletons and think how smart they are. I know your tricks!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 490 |
programmerhumor | Sinjai | een37tn | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`const int //NUM = 5;`
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 467 |
programmerhumor | noyurawk | een6wus | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I see we got the anti-globalist crowd here<|eor|><|sor|>They're against the immutable deep state.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 301 |
programmerhumor | enderlux | een6dj0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`const int //NUM = 5;`
<|eor|><|sor|>well in brainfuck that's all just a comment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | Axelay998 | een7w1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this meme is brought to you by the OOP gang<|eor|><|sor|>They missed globals so much that they replaced them with Singletons and think how smart they are. I know your tricks!<|eor|><|sor|>This is hilarious precisely because it's true.
Also, as with all things OOP, it's the same functionality with ten times the effort<|eor|><|sor|>It's not a global variable if we call it Dependency Injection<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | MaczenDev | een4v6r | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>it's `const`<|eor|><|sor|>The invariable variable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | b1ack1323 | een5gd8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Cries in C*
I have inherited a file that is almost exclusively globals.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | Nanicorn | een9xgb | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>visual basic == small pp<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Cries in double dashes
\--Only thing I hate about Lua syntax<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | NegativeChirality | een6zry | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this meme is brought to you by the OOP gang<|eor|><|sor|>They missed globals so much that they replaced them with Singletons and think how smart they are. I know your tricks!<|eor|><|sor|>This is hilarious precisely because it's true.
Also, as with all things OOP, it's the same functionality with ten times the effort<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | een3795 | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel bad for the poor little globies. Many is the time they've served me faithfully<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | b1ack1323 | een8wd9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Cries in C*
I have inherited a file that is almost exclusively globals.<|eor|><|sor|>Just a file! Try a project that relies on globals to maintain state! @_@ Send Help!<|eor|><|sor|>97k lines.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | GluteusCaesar | een9um3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Global variables<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/YFwBkVK.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this meme is brought to you by the OOP gang<|eor|><|sor|>They missed globals so much that they replaced them with Singletons and think how smart they are. I know your tricks!<|eor|><|sor|>This is hilarious precisely because it's true.
Also, as with all things OOP, it's the same functionality with ten times the effort<|eor|><|sor|>It's not a global variable if we call it Dependency Injection<|eor|><|sor|>You watch your whore mouth <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | mebeim | 6lvdth | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,812 |
programmerhumor | rubyton | djwwdf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Second one, you can't see the pants in pants in pants, but they are there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,963 |
programmerhumor | mebeim | djx1bj0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Second one, you can't see the pants in pants in pants, but they are there.<|eor|><|soopr|>After thinking about it for some time*, I've come to the conclusion that you're right.
*some time = O(log(n))<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,590 |
programmerhumor | spanishgum | djx1see | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Second one, you can't see the pants in pants in pants, but they are there.<|eor|><|soopr|>After thinking about it for some time*, I've come to the conclusion that you're right.
*some time = O(log(n))<|eoopr|><|sor|>My thought processes are extremely complex. About O(n!). I haven't made any conclusions yet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 436 |
programmerhumor | capn_hector | djx5uzm | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wouldn't they be nested pants? From the top, you'd see only the pants from the right image. As you traverse down the tree, each child has on it's own pair of pants that encapsulate all of its children?<|eor|><|sor|>Each node should have 2^n pants on
Edit: ^-1<|eor|><|sor|>Don't you mean 2^n - 1 pants? (or possibly 2^(n-1) -1 pants)<|eor|><|sor|>there are only two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 423 |
programmerhumor | pekkhum | djwvvto | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have a sudden urge to find my copy of Spore...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | INTJustAFleshWound | djx17ac | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dogs: http://i.imgur.com/VVL1cxS.jpg
Men: http://i.imgur.com/MCdtrDa.gif<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | diamondflaw | djx46q1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have a sudden urge to find my copy of Spore...<|eor|><|sor|>Do you mind if I ask why?<|eor|><|sor|>Most likely the amusement of watching something procedurally walk with legs on legs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | DeepHorse | djx37x8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wouldn't they be nested pants? From the top, you'd see only the pants from the right image. As you traverse down the tree, each child has on it's own pair of pants that encapsulate all of its children?<|eor|><|sor|>Each node should have 2^n pants on
Edit: ^-1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | CatOfGrey | djx4tro | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Second one, you can't see the pants in pants in pants, but they are there.<|eor|><|sor|>> Second one, you can't see the pants in pants in pants, but they are there.
See, I was all prepared to come pushing for the left side option, but you're correct. Each node has pants for all below, and the two legs immediately underneath.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | Versaiteis | djx1e1u | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Breadth-First Pants and Depth-First Pants<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | jakery2 | djx0gk5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Either way, the balls are showing. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | beeskness420 | djwwmvm | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>First one<|eor|><|sor|>The second one. You just can't see the pants the subtrees are wearing in the second one. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | CptSpockCptSpock | djwv2ju | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>First one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | CoinForWares | djx6ig7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Second one, you can't see the pants in pants in pants, but they are there.<|eor|><|soopr|>After thinking about it for some time*, I've come to the conclusion that you're right.
*some time = O(log(n))<|eoopr|><|sor|>My thought processes are extremely complex. About O(n!). I haven't made any conclusions yet.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>O(O(n))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | thirdegree | djwvsnr | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>First one<|eor|><|sor|>Clearly the first one. Every subtree should itself be a tree, and therefore should itself wear pants. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | anmolporwal | djx1v3e | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dogs: http://i.imgur.com/VVL1cxS.jpg
Men: http://i.imgur.com/MCdtrDa.gif<|eor|><|sor|>LOL, when I saw dog I choose #1 but then seeing men's I can't stop laughing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | BreathTakingBen | djx5ovv | <|sols|><|sot|>Can't really wrap my head around this one<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g7r4mnsok78z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Second one, you can't see the pants in pants in pants, but they are there.<|eor|><|sor|>> Second one, you can't see the pants in pants in pants, but they are there.
See, I was all prepared to come pushing for the left side option, but you're correct. Each node has pants for all below, and the two legs immediately underneath.<|eor|><|sor|>I totally agree, but shouldn't the legs be a bit wider to accommodate all the other pants? I see slim fit, while I'd expect to see bell bottoms.<|eor|><|sor|>It's 2017... not even binary trees wear bell bottoms!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | Onion-User-2 | wfthwn | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,782 |
programmerhumor | Deep-Conflict2223 | iivtp7o | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its amazing how all languages take the same amount of time. /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,552 |
programmerhumor | Bulji | iiwa5wv | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its amazing how all languages take the same amount of time. /s<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, yesterday I didn't know anything about programming. Today I already learnt Javascript, PHP, Python and Java and moving on to FORTRAN now. Ready for my 1M/y job around monday or something<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 561 |
programmerhumor | davlumbaz | iiw3qiy | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My friend took a course that teaches you JavaScript, SQL, Django at Python, HTML, CSS in 1 MONTH, AND FULLY.
​
dunno if he could learn all of them fully, or even did a project but fuck me he paid 5.000 TRY to that course.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | threejin | iiwh9wk | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its amazing how all languages take the same amount of time. /s<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, yesterday I didn't know anything about programming. Today I already learnt Javascript, PHP, Python and Java and moving on to FORTRAN now. Ready for my 1M/y job around monday or something<|eor|><|sor|>It doesn't work like that you must have min 100 years of experience to get the jr dev job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | Sceptz | iiw3vyn | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its amazing how all languages take the same amount of time. /s<|eor|><|soopr|>Some youtube channels even have videos "what is java?" in 100 seconds<|eoopr|><|sor|>Not unreasonable, what is java, lol<|eor|><|sor|>An island in Indonesia.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | Onion-User-2 | iivtw2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its amazing how all languages take the same amount of time. /s<|eor|><|soopr|>Some youtube channels even have videos "what is java?" in 100 seconds<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | yunusozd | iiw3zef | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My friend took a course that teaches you JavaScript, SQL, Django at Python, HTML, CSS in 1 MONTH, AND FULLY.
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dunno if he could learn all of them fully, or even did a project but fuck me he paid 5.000 TRY to that course.<|eor|><|sor|>Is it 5000 Turkish Lira?????? I'd go Europe trip with that money.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | Usual_Neighborhood74 | iiw0t2k | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its amazing how all languages take the same amount of time. /s<|eor|><|soopr|>Some youtube channels even have videos "what is java?" in 100 seconds<|eoopr|><|sor|>Not unreasonable, what is java, lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | NutWrench | iiwt46b | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its amazing how all languages take the same amount of time. /s<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, yesterday I didn't know anything about programming. Today I already learnt Javascript, PHP, Python and Java and moving on to FORTRAN now. Ready for my 1M/y job around monday or something<|eor|><|sor|>It doesn't work like that you must have min 100 years of experience to get the jr dev job<|eor|><|sor|>"You need 10 years of experience in a language that has only existed for 2 years . . . "<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | TechnoPancakes | iiw23v0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the template for this meme?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | delian2 | iiw37u7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the template for this meme?<|eor|><|sor|>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/esther-verkests-help-sign<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | davlumbaz | iiw48py | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My friend took a course that teaches you JavaScript, SQL, Django at Python, HTML, CSS in 1 MONTH, AND FULLY.
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dunno if he could learn all of them fully, or even did a project but fuck me he paid 5.000 TRY to that course.<|eor|><|sor|>Is it 5000 Turkish Lira?????? I'd go Europe trip with that money.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah you can go to Bulgaria (like 5000 Lira = 534 Leva), have a vacation for 3-4 days. That mindless stupid decided to be a frontend dev, hope he did, but i dont assume so.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | Onion-User-2 | iiwcnlm | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the meaning of *this*?? Explain *this* to me??<|eor|><|soopr|>In JavaScript, the this keyword refers to an object. Which object depends on how this is being invoked (used or called). The this keyword refers to different objects depending on how it is used.
https://www.tutorialspoint.com/explain-javascript-this-keyword<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | -Mr_Unknown- | iiwiv7s | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>LinkedIn has been slowly turning into the shittiest side of Facebook for years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | FauxReal | iix1cw3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its amazing how all languages take the same amount of time. /s<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, yesterday I didn't know anything about programming. Today I already learnt Javascript, PHP, Python and Java and moving on to FORTRAN now. Ready for my 1M/y job around monday or something<|eor|><|sor|>It doesn't work like that you must have min 100 years of experience to get the jr dev job<|eor|><|sor|>"You need 10 years of experience in a language that has only existed for 2 years . . . "<|eor|><|sor|>https://imgur.com/xzCjtfR.jpg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmerhumor | EmreGSF | iiw50xf | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My friend took a course that teaches you JavaScript, SQL, Django at Python, HTML, CSS in 1 MONTH, AND FULLY.
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dunno if he could learn all of them fully, or even did a project but fuck me he paid 5.000 TRY to that course.<|eor|><|sor|>Is it 5000 Turkish Lira?????? I'd go Europe trip with that money.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah you can go to Bulgaria (like 5000 Lira = 534 Leva), have a vacation for 3-4 days. That mindless stupid decided to be a frontend dev, hope he did, but i dont assume so.<|eor|><|sor|>There are countless great tutorials on YouTube in English. Wtf was he thinking lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | TheMad_fox | iiw5t64 | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its amazing how all languages take the same amount of time. /s<|eor|><|soopr|>Some youtube channels even have videos "what is java?" in 100 seconds<|eoopr|><|sor|>Not unreasonable, what is java, lol<|eor|><|sor|>An island in Indonesia.<|eor|><|sor|>So, when the garbage man collects the garbage, the island freeze every time?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | SubhoPal | iiwi8vv | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its amazing how all languages take the same amount of time. /s<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, yesterday I didn't know anything about programming. Today I already learnt Javascript, PHP, Python and Java and moving on to FORTRAN now. Ready for my 1M/y job around monday or something<|eor|><|sor|>It doesn't work like that you must have min 100 years of experience to get the jr dev job<|eor|><|sor|>Where tf do you live where it takes 100 years of experience to get jr dev job? Where I live, it takes at least 420 years of experience to even get called for interview.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | Acceptable-Cause9177 | iiwc0he | <|sols|><|sot|>Found this in LinkedIn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7yeex6l31nf91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the meaning of *this*?? Explain *this* to me??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | President_Xi_ | 10qqaeu | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,775 |
programmerhumor | Humongous_Schlong | j6rgmvf | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>well, not every senior earns lots of money, it depends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,157 |
programmerhumor | notjorx | j6rhmnj | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Usually, the mostly accurate and safe answer to a question is the one that puts context into consideration. It depends, though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,062 |
programmerhumor | darkpaladin | j6ru6en | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Usually, the mostly accurate and safe answer to a question is the one that puts context into consideration. It depends, though.<|eor|><|sor|>I call it the chainsaw problem. If your neighbor asks you to borrow your chainsaw; you can give them what they ask for it you could ask why they need it. If their answer to why is that they locked their keys in the house and need it to get in, maybe steer them in another direction.
As a lead, if I tell you it depends I'll usually press for more info. As a junior, if your lead says it depends, you should take that to mean you asked the wrong question.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,003 |
programmerhumor | Sharkytrs | j6rqmil | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>my senior says "it depends" too, but then carries on with exactly what it depends on.
Do I have a golden goose senior?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 916 |
programmerhumor | Z3nFi3R | j6rsjky | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>well, not every senior earns lots of money, it depends<|eor|><|sor|>Not every senior earns, it depends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 624 |
programmerhumor | 0xd34db347 | j6rr02a | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>my senior says "it depends" too, but then carries on with exactly what it depends on.
Do I have a golden goose senior?<|eor|><|sor|> It depends.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 576 |
programmerhumor | eluvium | j6rx0ul | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Usually, the mostly accurate and safe answer to a question is the one that puts context into consideration. It depends, though.<|eor|><|sor|>I call it the chainsaw problem. If your neighbor asks you to borrow your chainsaw; you can give them what they ask for it you could ask why they need it. If their answer to why is that they locked their keys in the house and need it to get in, maybe steer them in another direction.
As a lead, if I tell you it depends I'll usually press for more info. As a junior, if your lead says it depends, you should take that to mean you asked the wrong question.<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XY_problem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 442 |
programmerhumor | jodmemkaf | j6rfoql | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>He/she is probably right<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | Malk4ever | j6rf0kd | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ask better questions, more specific ones<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | TheGeneral_Specific | j6rtd3i | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>well, not every senior earns lots of money, it depends<|eor|><|sor|>Not every senior earns, it depends<|eor|><|sor|>Not every senior, it depends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | kanst | j6s1dww | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Usually, the mostly accurate and safe answer to a question is the one that puts context into consideration. It depends, though.<|eor|><|sor|>I call it the chainsaw problem. If your neighbor asks you to borrow your chainsaw; you can give them what they ask for it you could ask why they need it. If their answer to why is that they locked their keys in the house and need it to get in, maybe steer them in another direction.
As a lead, if I tell you it depends I'll usually press for more info. As a junior, if your lead says it depends, you should take that to mean you asked the wrong question.<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XY_problem<|eor|><|sor|>Wow, I never knew there was a term for that.
There have been so many times where someone asked about something they were doing and my first question was some variant of "well what were you trying to accomplish with that"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | computergeek125 | j6ru4b6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>A bad senior says "it depends", and goes about their day. They have minimally contributed to the solution and left their junior in the dark. Technically, they have done their job.
A good senior says "it depends" and follows it up with clarifying questions or statements. Often just a "why" is a good enough start for the senior to start gathering context from their junior. Sometimes they may know enough to narrow the answer field to a few common solutions to nudge the junior's line of questioning.
The good senior has taught their junior something - and now even if the junior has to ask more questions later, a good junior is now armed with better questions for the future, and has gained a point in that particular knowledge tree. Maybe they now know enough to craft a better Google search, and they gained a particular key word or phrase to describe what they are doing.
A bad junior doesn't listen or doesn't try to learn - they just want the senior to step in and fix it for them. This is keenly different from not understanding. Computers are complex things, and none of this was built in a day. You can be a good junior not understanding but with an intent to learn. You can be a good junior watching your senior "fly the plane" if you are learning.
Did you notice something about this answer? When talking about seniors and juniors, it depends! The answers aren't always cut and dry. And yes, this is my personal opinion in my title of x and my experience of y in my field of z. The values of those variables don't particularly matter either. **A good engineer knows their limits and knows when to ask for help**. And that is something universal that applies whether you're a senior or a junior.
And you know what else? Not all of these statements are strictly true 100% of the time. Because it depends.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | Stereo_Panic | j6ru46b | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>well, not every senior earns lots of money, it depends<|eor|><|sor|>Not every senior earns, it depends<|eor|><|sor|>Not every senior, it depends<|eor|><|sor|>Not Senior, it depends<|eor|><|sor|>Not every senior wears [Depends](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/948ed8fd-38b9-48fc-a90c-689da31037cf.0834410560d77183d601f53a0f2a5f8d.jpeg).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | eyemgae | j6rtm01 | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>well, not every senior earns lots of money, it depends<|eor|><|sor|>Not every senior earns, it depends<|eor|><|sor|>Not every senior, it depends<|eor|><|sor|>Not Senior, it depends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | cmarizard | j6rio6c | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>He/she is probably right<|eor|><|sor|>it depends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | PossibilityTasty | j6ri0sh | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>heads back to his computer to use all of his 50 daily close votes on Stack Overflow in 5 minutes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | atomicwrites | j6ruv5d | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Usually, the mostly accurate and safe answer to a question is the one that puts context into consideration. It depends, though.<|eor|><|sor|>My boss jokingly gets mad he says I never say yes or no. Its always likely or I believe or it *should*. But i want to not just make stuff up, I like to convey the certainty level of what I'm saying. Although I do IT not programing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | colonel_Schwejk | j6rk3bv | <|sols|><|sot|>Thanks for helping!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r868f6ylklfa1.gif<|eol|><|sor|>well it's either that or getting stuck with senior for a whole afternoon nodding blankly, because you got lost after few minutes :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | BlazingBlastEZ | z559uf | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,758 |
programmerhumor | hazily | ixufji7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I intentionally add `[object Object]` just to mess with the devs that look at the free text field<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,045 |
programmerhumor | Justin__D | ixul2cz | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You guys don't name your tables in lowercase?<|eor|><|sor|>How to protect against SQL injection: Name your tables in MoCkINGspoNgebObCAse<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,252 |
programmerhumor | Uwlogged | ixugk9r | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I intentionally add `[object Object]` just to mess with the devs that look at the free text field<|eor|><|sor|>This made me chuckle only because it doesn't affect me personally in this moment <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,089 |
programmerhumor | Bluedel | ixua1wx | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You guys don't name your tables in lowercase?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,710 |
programmerhumor | UsualDrop | ixucvp5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,444 |
programmerhumor | BlazingBlastEZ | ixu8t6h | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, did they?<|eor|><|soopr|>I was so busy posting this that I forgot to press submit<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,795 |
programmerhumor | RonSijm | ixvdjdj | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Protip: don't just guess that they might have a users table. Use something like this:
`,\t"; DROP TABLE (SELECT top 1 table_name FROM information_schema ORDER BY update_time DESC);`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,707 |
programmerhumor | BlazingBlastEZ | ixud4gp | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hired.<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't think so, I legit googled bobby tables to check my syntax<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,265 |
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