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programmerhumor
Thomas_KT
hhbmfhp
<|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ was the first language I learned in college and I will always love it the most. It is very versatile and its easy to read. Java is #2.<|eor|><|sor|>Which one is #0?<|eor|><|sor|>Scratch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
278
programmerhumor
redpepper74
hhb3u7v
<|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone explain to me the anger toward C++? I've done a bit and I liked it, it was better than C imo (but again, just done a tiny bit)<|eor|><|sor|>C standard: about 500 pages. C++ standard: nearly 1400 pages. Rust reference manual: about 300 pages. C++ is simply too complex.<|eor|><|sor|>Its simple: its complex<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
258
programmerhumor
reddit_is_cruel
hhb44jt
<|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side.<|eor|><|sor|>The dark side has cookies C++ Leads to cookies<|eor|><|sor|>I thought only HTML and JavaScript that leads to cookies<|eor|><|sor|>We're just being polite when we say HTML deals with cookies. Javascript knows what's up but of course doesn't say anything. Poor HTML is just too incomplete to realize the cookies are just stamped directly on its forehead(_er_). ... I'll show myself out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
235
programmerhumor
Tanner9078
hhb6kx6
<|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I might get downvoted AF for this comment, But I don't understand why everyone hates C++. I see no problem with it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
232
programmerhumor
Mitoni
hhbuc2h
<|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone explain to me the anger toward C++? I've done a bit and I liked it, it was better than C imo (but again, just done a tiny bit)<|eor|><|sor|>When evaluating a programming language, people generally talk about what the language lets you do. But honestly, an equally important aspect (if not *more* important) is what it doesn't let you do. C++ simply lets you do too much, up to and including shooting yourself in the foot. It certainly doesn't force you to, but in many people's opinions, it doesn't do enough to try and stop you. It's all preference.<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty much this. It gives the freedom of being able to do everything yourself, but most people don't always want to do everything themselves. [Menial tasks handled automatically in other languages](https://i.redd.it/t7936cogdc361.jpg) have to be done manually, often in the longest ways possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
190
programmerhumor
mrmcgibby
hhbj4y1
<|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone explain to me the anger toward C++? I've done a bit and I liked it, it was better than C imo (but again, just done a tiny bit)<|eor|><|sor|>C standard: about 500 pages. C++ standard: nearly 1400 pages. Rust reference manual: about 300 pages. C++ is simply too complex.<|eor|><|sor|>Yea C++ is powerful, but theres almost a feature overload, and a million ways to do things. I feel like other languages have more standardized practices that make it easier to pick up.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you serious? You're saying this as a JavaScript programmer? I used to write JavaScript and I recently spent some time doing it again. Every single example codebase I looked at looked like a different language. It's ridiculous. JavaScript is a complete mess made only messier by people trying to add even more nonsense to it. I'll stick with C++ with my nice compiler thank you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
182
programmerhumor
r00x
hhbzzbp
<|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone explain to me the anger toward C++? I've done a bit and I liked it, it was better than C imo (but again, just done a tiny bit)<|eor|><|sor|>When evaluating a programming language, people generally talk about what the language lets you do. But honestly, an equally important aspect (if not *more* important) is what it doesn't let you do. C++ simply lets you do too much, up to and including shooting yourself in the foot. It certainly doesn't force you to, but in many people's opinions, it doesn't do enough to try and stop you. It's all preference.<|eor|><|sor|>> C++ simply lets you do too much, up to and including shooting yourself in the foot. C++: Oh you really wanna do that huh? Me: Do what? C++: Oooh I dunno ;)<|eor|><|sor|>Hahahaha this has me crying. Cpp is unsettling<|eor|><|sor|>And when it *does* have to step in during compilation, it makes absolutely sure that the error message is as unhelpful and tangential as physically possible while still technically involving the line in question.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
182
programmerhumor
frompadgwithH8
hhbwcl7
<|sols|><|sot|>Depression is no more.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k0w2ybu0ohu71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C++ leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side.<|eor|><|sor|>C++ is a pathway to abilities that many programmers consider... unnatural<|eor|><|sor|>The autopointer is a force few master, young Jedi<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
163
programmerhumor
KaamDeveloper
135vlzu
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,976
programmerhumor
Background_Newt_8065
jild2u3
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I really thought the wrong thing. Anyways<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,657
programmerhumor
Smugly0481
jilfqc5
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen so much stupid stuff under the disguise of agile development that I wouldn't even know if it was real or not if it weren't for the sub.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,064
programmerhumor
Nuisanz
jilj5az
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I really thought the wrong thing. Anyways<|eor|><|sor|>No no, you thought correct. This is the most agile methodology<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,716
programmerhumor
code-panda
jiltduo
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen so much stupid stuff under the disguise of agile development that I wouldn't even know if it was real or not if it weren't for the sub.<|eor|><|sor|>I've actually done this in college. It's surprisingly fun if you're a tad fit, meaning you can put your coworkers in more pain by dragging out your part for as long as possible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,541
programmerhumor
rusty_ragnar
jilhyga
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>What's not on the pic: all of them being fucked from behind by company management. Sorry, bad day at the office. Go on, next please.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,515
programmerhumor
K3idon
jiluweh
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I really thought the wrong thing. Anyways<|eor|><|sor|>No no, you thought correct. This is the most agile methodology<|eor|><|sor|>Scrum harder master<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,071
programmerhumor
coding_panda
jim5hxk
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen so much stupid stuff under the disguise of agile development that I wouldn't even know if it was real or not if it weren't for the sub.<|eor|><|sor|>I've actually done this in college. It's surprisingly fun if you're a tad fit, meaning you can put your coworkers in more pain by dragging out your part for as long as possible.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah thats when my senior dev would have looked at me and said If your part lasts longer than ten seconds, youre not passing any code reviews today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
892
programmerhumor
topsnek69
jillfy1
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>We were doing this in my old department. Not even kidding, dailys were much more enjoyable this way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
851
programmerhumor
sbowesuk
jilll90
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I really thought the wrong thing. Anyways<|eor|><|sor|>When you can only see five, but there are ten at that scrum...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
496
programmerhumor
code-panda
jim62lu
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen so much stupid stuff under the disguise of agile development that I wouldn't even know if it was real or not if it weren't for the sub.<|eor|><|sor|>I've actually done this in college. It's surprisingly fun if you're a tad fit, meaning you can put your coworkers in more pain by dragging out your part for as long as possible.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah thats when my senior dev would have looked at me and said If your part lasts longer than ten seconds, youre not passing any code reviews today.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone with such a great username must always pass for their code reviews though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
478
programmerhumor
Motor-Examination-28
jilno6d
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Yesterdayiworkedonthatoneticketummuhmmtheonewithcomponentchangesfor"*collapse"greg?someoneelsegiveyourupdatewhileicall911ohdeargoditsburning""ILLGOYESTERDAYIWORKEDON..."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
475
programmerhumor
enter360
jilxp1z
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>We were doing this in my old department. Not even kidding, dailys were much more enjoyable this way.<|eor|><|sor|>Do you only plank when it's your turn to talk? I can't imagine doing this for the entire 15 minute scrum.<|eor|><|sor|>How else do you get a super ripped dev team ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
452
programmerhumor
rob132
jilxkeq
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I really thought the wrong thing. Anyways<|eor|><|sor|>No no, you thought correct. This is the most agile methodology<|eor|><|sor|>Scrum harder master<|eor|><|sor|>Ohh, you're so Agile!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
428
programmerhumor
minhaum_0x8
jilhgvu
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me shaking furiously after 20 seconds<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
405
programmerhumor
throwaway8958978
jiltwc3
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen so much stupid stuff under the disguise of agile development that I wouldn't even know if it was real or not if it weren't for the sub.<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite thing as an agile consultant back in the day is when upper management explains to me how theyre doing the typical Waterfall and micromanagement stuff to be Agile. When I ask them what part of the Agile manifesto theyre trying to work on, Im always met with blank stares. This is when I know its time to witness some Olympics level mental gymnastics on People over processes. What this means is that they can implement whatever process they want for the sake of the People. We cant strictly follow Scrum or Agile best practices, because the People would suffer from it. The caveat here is that People strictly refers to upper management. Devs and testers arent people, theyre resources. Ive yet to see them actually consult and negotiate with the actual devs on how to help them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
328
programmerhumor
BachgenMawr
jimg8qp
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>We were doing this in my old department. Not even kidding, dailys were much more enjoyable this way.<|eor|><|sor|>Do you only plank when it's your turn to talk? I can't imagine doing this for the entire 15 minute scrum.<|eor|><|sor|>How else do you get a super ripped dev team ?<|eor|><|sor|>All those sprints?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
307
programmerhumor
ChocolateBunny
jilu0mb
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>We were doing this in my old department. Not even kidding, dailys were much more enjoyable this way.<|eor|><|sor|>Do you only plank when it's your turn to talk? I can't imagine doing this for the entire 15 minute scrum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
304
programmerhumor
Starkrossedlovers
jime8qg
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen so much stupid stuff under the disguise of agile development that I wouldn't even know if it was real or not if it weren't for the sub.<|eor|><|sor|>I've actually done this in college. It's surprisingly fun if you're a tad fit, meaning you can put your coworkers in more pain by dragging out your part for as long as possible.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah thats when my senior dev would have looked at me and said If your part lasts longer than ten seconds, youre not passing any code reviews today.<|eor|><|sor|>Someone with such a great username must always pass for their code reviews though.<|eor|><|sor|>Now there are two of them!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
241
programmerhumor
beaverbait
jiliajs
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I just assumed there's a middle manager in each cube behind these people, doing what they do best.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
239
programmerhumor
Rogue_Tomato
jilylvk
<|sols|><|sot|>How to make sure your scrums end on time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9sdkjt9h2ixa1.png<|eol|><|sor|>We were doing this in my old department. Not even kidding, dailys were much more enjoyable this way.<|eor|><|sor|>Do you only plank when it's your turn to talk? I can't imagine doing this for the entire 15 minute scrum.<|eor|><|sor|>I worked for 2 years at a company that did group planking sessions and when I first started I could barely do 30 seconds and the longest was like 2 minutes. We'd always have like 4 people who would try to be the last to give in and after 2 years we all went past 5 mins easily. Was good fun Edit: realised I didn't answer the question lol. We didn't do this during stand-up. We did it at the start of lunch (on company time cause our boss was the one to initiate it all the time).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
220
programmerhumor
Business_Cry_8869
wxadkq
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,975
programmerhumor
magick_68
ilpsqv6
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try to sleep at 3 am and you will see how your coding improves.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,467
programmerhumor
NicNoletree
ilpxzy8
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Next time code it at 3am. You clearly didn't remember it correctly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
473
programmerhumor
Business_Cry_8869
ilptjgx
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try to sleep at 3 am and you will see how your coding improves.<|eor|><|soopr|>Good joke<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
456
programmerhumor
IronCanTaco
ilq3zng
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a brilliant moment last week where I imagined a solution just before I fell asleep, implemented it in the morning and it worked. Then I woke up and noticed I wet my bed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
409
programmerhumor
ziplock9000
ilq2589
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do my best coding and basically anything inventive in the middle of the night.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
197
programmerhumor
NicNoletree
ilq4fk5
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Next time code it at 3am. You clearly didn't remember it correctly.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the biggest issue with VPN.<|eor|><|sor|>Virtual Programming Nightmares?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
179
programmerhumor
Abhinav1217
ilqmpn5
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try to sleep at 3 am and you will see how your coding improves.<|eor|><|soopr|>Good joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>Jokes aside, I recently started taking a 1.5 hr nap around 3 PM, and my boss is really happy about my productivity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
162
programmerhumor
setocsheir
ilqoidh
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try to sleep at 3 am and you will see how your coding improves.<|eor|><|soopr|>Good joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>Jokes aside, I recently started taking a 1.5 hr nap around 3 PM, and my boss is really happy about my productivity.<|eor|><|sor|>work done != time sitting at desk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
145
programmerhumor
no-one-here123
ilq1nsv
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try to sleep at 3 am and you will see how your coding improves.<|eor|><|soopr|>Good joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>what joke?<|eor|><|sor|>sleeping<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
144
programmerhumor
progressgang
ilq0r7e
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You lot need to learn to shut off from work lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
115
programmerhumor
winged_scapula
ilqcsc8
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a brilliant moment last week where I imagined a solution just before I fell asleep, implemented it in the morning and it worked. Then I woke up and noticed I wet my bed.<|eor|><|sor|>Programming gods demanded sacrifice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
93
programmerhumor
Daveinatx
ilq1371
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Next time code it at 3am. You clearly didn't remember it correctly.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the biggest issue with VPN.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
90
programmerhumor
riskable
ilqe6ix
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a brilliant moment last week where I imagined a solution just before I fell asleep, implemented it in the morning and it worked. Then I woke up and noticed I wet my bed.<|eor|><|sor|>A real programmer would automate the process of changing the soiled clothes/sheets, washing the sheets, and putting them back on the bed to keep up that peak performance When you're done you'll have spent several years developing the automation which is far more time that it would have taken if you performed those tasks manually. This is the way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
90
programmerhumor
itstommygun
ilqxtgm
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try to sleep at 3 am and you will see how your coding improves.<|eor|><|sor|>Please, take this comment seriously. Sleep is one of the best tools available to us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
87
programmerhumor
tylercoder
ilr4pa5
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try to sleep at 3 am and you will see how your coding improves.<|eor|><|soopr|>Good joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>Jokes aside, I recently started taking a 1.5 hr nap around 3 PM, and my boss is really happy about my productivity.<|eor|><|sor|>work done != time sitting at desk<|eor|><|sor|>You code at a desk I code inside a rusty "free candy" van We're not the same<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
81
programmerhumor
UnreadableCode
ilpv828
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Try to sleep at 3 am and you will see how your coding improves.<|eor|><|soopr|>Good joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>what joke?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
77
programmerhumor
Barbearex
ilqfki8
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Next time code it at 3am. You clearly didn't remember it correctly.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the biggest issue with VPN.<|eor|><|sor|>Virtual Programming Nightmares?<|eor|><|sor|>Vivid programming nightmares<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
73
programmerhumor
ziplock9000
ilq3xoa
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do my best coding and basically anything inventive in the middle of the night.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Indeed. In a recent job I had to work in an open plan office because the idiots who ran the company cared more about looks than workers ability to actually work and it was fucking murder with all of the noise and shit. It reduced my productivity a lot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
62
programmerhumor
riskable
ilqenm4
<|sols|><|sot|>every time happens to me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ilc2pxma5uj91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You lot need to learn to shut off from work lol<|eor|><|sor|>How<|eor|><|sor|>Flip the switch... The one that says, "hobby obsession".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
50
programmerhumor
Arpit-Soni
pq3khr
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,965
programmerhumor
chickenhunter007
hd8esxn
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better advice would be use the same OS as your servers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,160
programmerhumor
Sciirof
hd8s9ga
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Heres a piece of advice, code in which ever way you are productive and happy. I use windows at work since everything is microsoft focused, and at home I use windows for my desktop and my personal laptop runs arch. Dont let loud opinions decide your dev environment, your possibly unpopular opinion matters most to you and thats the only person you should care about, at the very least when it comes to your personal dev environment Edit: I use arch, btw<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,614
programmerhumor
OldSchoolIsh
hd8h6dm
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is less efficient. You don't have as much time to code as you need to spend so much time telling everyone you use Linux and you're coder.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,334
programmerhumor
Fortnait739595958
hd8gvp4
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better advice would be use the same OS as your servers<|eor|><|sor|>You deserve gold for that comment, that's the only shit that will allow you to skip a fuckton of random unexpected bugs out of nowhere<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,274
programmerhumor
chabymanow
hd8griq
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Collect stamps instead. Less stress<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
986
programmerhumor
pranay31
hd8m3l1
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better advice would be use the same OS as your servers<|eor|><|sor|>You deserve gold for that comment, that's the only shit that will allow you to skip a fuckton of random unexpected bugs out of nowhere<|eor|><|sor|>Better containerize ,so it can run on any server or even serverless<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
673
programmerhumor
myanrueller
hd8qzgt
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better advice would be use the same OS as your servers<|eor|><|sor|>You deserve gold for that comment, that's the only shit that will allow you to skip a fuckton of random unexpected bugs out of nowhere<|eor|><|sor|>Better containerize ,so it can run on any server or even serverless<|eor|><|sor|>I've been coding for a few months, don't come at me with that docker and kubernetes mumbo jumbo, I have no clue on what the fuck I do on Laravel if stackoverflow is down<|eor|><|sor|>I have no idea what the fuck to do on Laravel when it's up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
601
programmerhumor
Fortnait739595958
hd8pd5l
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better advice would be use the same OS as your servers<|eor|><|sor|>You deserve gold for that comment, that's the only shit that will allow you to skip a fuckton of random unexpected bugs out of nowhere<|eor|><|sor|>Better containerize ,so it can run on any server or even serverless<|eor|><|sor|>I've been coding for a few months, don't come at me with that docker and kubernetes mumbo jumbo, I have no clue on what the fuck I do on Laravel if stackoverflow is down<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
575
programmerhumor
ravy
hd9uk6w
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I mean ... You're not incorrect about Linux being a free c compiler<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
487
programmerhumor
CSsharpGO
hd95b7i
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Genuine question, why? Is Windows bad or is Linux just that good?<|eor|><|sor|>Windows bad bottom text<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
482
programmerhumor
CYKO_11
hd8rkzj
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>It is less efficient. You don't have as much time to code as you need to spend so much time telling everyone you use Linux and you're coder.<|eor|><|sor|>Especially if you use arch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
362
programmerhumor
danfish_77
hd8nej6
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better advice would be use the same OS as your servers<|eor|><|sor|>I have one question to everyone who uses Windows Server: why??!?<|eor|><|sor|>Because we don't make the purchasing decisions :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
353
programmerhumor
codeByNumber
hd961l4
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better advice would be use the same OS as your servers<|eor|><|sor|>You deserve gold for that comment, that's the only shit that will allow you to skip a fuckton of random unexpected bugs out of nowhere<|eor|><|sor|>Better containerize ,so it can run on any server or even serverless<|eor|><|sor|>I've been coding for a few months, don't come at me with that docker and kubernetes mumbo jumbo, I have no clue on what the fuck I do on Laravel if stackoverflow is down<|eor|><|sor|>So you know how sometimes someone tells you something is broken and you say I dont get itit works on my machine! Well, one day someone said fuck it, lets ship my machine then! Thus docker and kubernetes was formed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
324
programmerhumor
GodSavesZelda
hd9qmjs
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better advice would be use the same OS as your servers<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>That weird moment when the server is your client, although you're the client of your server...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
300
programmerhumor
GalacticDogger
hd9kw00
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>My guy posted the reply to the tweet and couldn't wait to screenshot it lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
278
programmerhumor
scalability
hd8tsiv
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Better advice would be use the same OS as your servers<|eor|><|sor|>You deserve gold for that comment, that's the only shit that will allow you to skip a fuckton of random unexpected bugs out of nowhere<|eor|><|sor|>Better containerize ,so it can run on any server or even serverless<|eor|><|sor|>I've been coding for a few months, don't come at me with that docker and kubernetes mumbo jumbo, I have no clue on what the fuck I do on Laravel if stackoverflow is down<|eor|><|sor|>I have no idea what the fuck to do on Laravel when it's up<|eor|><|sor|>I have no idea what the fuck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
251
programmerhumor
Proxy_PlayerHD
hd8ursl
<|sols|><|sot|>I got this advice...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lqtyu6x4c3o71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Heres a piece of advice, code in which ever way you are productive and happy. I use windows at work since everything is microsoft focused, and at home I use windows for my desktop and my personal laptop runs arch. Dont let loud opinions decide your dev environment, your possibly unpopular opinion matters most to you and thats the only person you should care about, at the very least when it comes to your personal dev environment Edit: I use arch, btw<|eor|><|sor|>ye, every person has their own workflow and prefrences, which obviously directly influences what OS fits better to them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
237
programmerhumor
sambhal
auvi1d
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,955
programmerhumor
TheJCLazer
ehaz0c1
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ready for C++script<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,701
programmerhumor
Callipygian_Superman
ehb0bld
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ready for C++script<|eor|><|sor|>BrainfuckScript#<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,310
programmerhumor
nicocappa
ehb246p
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>So it's like python? Well yes, but actually no. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,059
programmerhumor
AnOscillatingOcelot
ehaxuh0
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is what super villains would do, if super villains could code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
800
programmerhumor
algoritm420
ehb10tl
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ready for C++script<|eor|><|sor|>BrainfuckScript#<|eor|><|sor|>Im calling the police<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
753
programmerhumor
Ahajha1177
ehax65e
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks, I hate it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
467
programmerhumor
selplacei
ehb15k3
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I knew it wasn't based on Python immediately because Python is already a scripting language. ^^^/s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
419
programmerhumor
pcoyuncy
ehb1ek3
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ready for C++script<|eor|><|sor|>BrainfuckScript#<|eor|><|sor|>Im calling the police<|eor|><|sor|>Perlscript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
358
programmerhumor
badtelcotech
ehb3u2d
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this comic based off my comment? > badtelcotech 4d > Someone should make a language called PythonScript, just to highlight how absurd Javascripts name is. https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/at1n7l/comment/egy32o3<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
288
programmerhumor
questioillustro
ehayz0z
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is what super villains would do, if super villains could code.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone imaginary with any intelligence can code. See: batman, the cast of the big bang theory, and any spy ever. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
276
programmerhumor
ChrisLuigiTails
ehb97w7
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ready for C++script<|eor|><|sor|>BrainfuckScript#<|eor|><|sor|>Im calling the police<|eor|><|sor|>Perlscript<|eor|><|sor|>Haskellscript<|eor|><|sor|>BashScript<|eor|><|sor|>JavaScriptScript<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
276
programmerhumor
knyg
ehb50tz
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|># When is C-- coming out?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
227
programmerhumor
Aetherial_Wanderer
ehb2bl6
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I knew it wasn't based on Python immediately because Python is already a scripting language. ^^^/s<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe PythonScript is an interpreted scripting language that runs in a custom interpreter written in Python, which in turn runs on the default Python interpreter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
215
programmerhumor
DarthCloakedGuy
ehb3x6g
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is what super villains would do, if super villains could code.<|eor|><|sor|>Everyone imaginary with any intelligence can code. See: batman, the cast of the big bang theory, and any spy ever. <|eor|><|sor|>TBH, everyone IRL with any intelligence can code as well, they just might not know how yet and might not feel inclined to learn.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
210
programmerhumor
BobisOnlyBob
ehb33k5
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Eugh, I just remembered the existence of Jython.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
145
programmerhumor
Dobvius
ehb9cyl
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ready for C++script<|eor|><|sor|>BrainfuckScript#<|eor|><|sor|>Im calling the police<|eor|><|sor|>Perlscript<|eor|><|sor|>Haskellscript<|eor|><|sor|>BashScript<|eor|><|sor|>JavaScriptScript<|eor|><|sor|>Does that cancel out and become Java again or does it just have nothing to do with either<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
140
programmerhumor
TheZephyron
ehb3z0h
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I knew it wasn't based on Python immediately because Python is already a scripting language. ^^^/s<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe PythonScript is an interpreted scripting language that runs in a custom interpreter written in Python, which in turn runs on the default Python interpreter.<|eor|><|sor|>If I've told you once Pooh, I've told you an infinite number of times: DON'T EAT THE RECURSION<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
138
programmerhumor
PragProgLibertarian
ehb2eh7
<|sols|><|sot|>PythonScript<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tsmmgdxmkui21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm ready for C++script<|eor|><|sor|>It's called PHP and it's exactly as bad as you think.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
133
programmerhumor
lazy_advocate_69
yx72tb
<|sols|><|sot|>VS Code has been a popular choice among a majority of programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tdi3q6xnbf0a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,946
programmerhumor
arkemisia
iwng4u7
<|sols|><|sot|>VS Code has been a popular choice among a majority of programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tdi3q6xnbf0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to use atom but got shamed into using vscode (also at one point everything stopped working so it was just easier to switch)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,122
programmerhumor
Ajlow2000
iwnvdxg
<|sols|><|sot|>VS Code has been a popular choice among a majority of programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tdi3q6xnbf0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Behold [On the Turing Completeness of PowerPoint](https://youtu.be/uNjxe8ShM-8)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,084
programmerhumor
RockleyBob
iwolaz8
<|sols|><|sot|>VS Code has been a popular choice among a majority of programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tdi3q6xnbf0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you see that Eclipse guy with light mode, youll know that they have seen shit in their godly life.<|eor|><|sor|>Just sat through a two hour meeting with our lead software engineer. For two hours we talked through a really difficult data model for a complicated process and we watched as he masterfully took notes in Notepad++ (approx. 52 tabs open, obvi), ran tests in Eclipse (light mode, natch), and then just freehand threw rows into our development SQL tables. I'm over here with my shiny dual 4k screens and Intellij Ultimate Edition dark mode and I'm not even a quarter as productive as he is on his 1080p company issue latop and trackpad.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,900
programmerhumor
HzbertBonisseur
iwnccni
<|sols|><|sot|>VS Code has been a popular choice among a majority of programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tdi3q6xnbf0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Using Word is the best choice to customise the font/size/color of each character of your code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,703
programmerhumor
EvanHitmen11
iwnqd4d
<|sols|><|sot|>VS Code has been a popular choice among a majority of programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tdi3q6xnbf0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have nothing against VS Code, but ever since IntelliJ saved me from the horrors of eclipse in college, Ive been team JetBrains.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,480
programmerhumor
liger03
iwp07dh
<|sols|><|sot|>VS Code has been a popular choice among a majority of programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tdi3q6xnbf0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you see that Eclipse guy with light mode, youll know that they have seen shit in their godly life.<|eor|><|sor|>Just sat through a two hour meeting with our lead software engineer. For two hours we talked through a really difficult data model for a complicated process and we watched as he masterfully took notes in Notepad++ (approx. 52 tabs open, obvi), ran tests in Eclipse (light mode, natch), and then just freehand threw rows into our development SQL tables. I'm over here with my shiny dual 4k screens and Intellij Ultimate Edition dark mode and I'm not even a quarter as productive as he is on his 1080p company issue latop and trackpad.<|eor|><|sor|>People like that don't need to test their code, they can write it in pen on a stack of loose-leaf and it'll still compile. If it doesn't work, it's 100% a system bug that they will correctly diagnose the instant it happens. I wish I had a fraction of that coding majesty.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
876
programmerhumor
Suspicious_Role5912
iwnl8mt
<|sols|><|sot|>VS Code has been a popular choice among a majority of programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tdi3q6xnbf0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im the other way around. I use Visual Studio and when I see someone coding a C# project in VS Code, I assume they know more than me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
746
programmerhumor
michaelmano86
iwnvdlj
<|sols|><|sot|>VS Code has been a popular choice among a majority of programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tdi3q6xnbf0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to use atom but got shamed into using vscode (also at one point everything stopped working so it was just easier to switch)<|eor|><|sor|>My test for editors is to open a large SQL file. If it locks up I'm not using it. This happened with atom all the time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
692
programmerhumor
fl7nner
iwodi9j
<|sols|><|sot|>VS Code has been a popular choice among a majority of programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tdi3q6xnbf0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Behold [On the Turing Completeness of PowerPoint](https://youtu.be/uNjxe8ShM-8)<|eor|><|sor|>Wtf did I just watch? 1600 animation panes? Dude's literally insane<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
639
programmerhumor
Discohunter
iwo5ntc
<|sols|><|sot|>VS Code has been a popular choice among a majority of programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tdi3q6xnbf0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you see that Eclipse guy with light mode, youll know that they have seen shit in their godly life.<|eor|><|sor|>I knew this guy once. An older lead Dev with extremely strong opinions. He thought that using if statements was an anti-pattern. I will say that as bonkers as his approaches could be, the guy's code looked incredible. (At least when I was a fresh university graduate)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
553
programmerhumor
prolemango
iwo16to
<|sols|><|sot|>VS Code has been a popular choice among a majority of programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tdi3q6xnbf0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to use atom but got shamed into using vscode (also at one point everything stopped working so it was just easier to switch)<|eor|><|sor|>My test for editors is to open a large SQL file. If it locks up I'm not using it. This happened with atom all the time.<|eor|><|sor|>How large is "large"? I used to work with 13,000 lines of code and SQL Server Management Studio would lock up sometimes rendering the intellisense helpers. What did you end up using?<|eor|><|sor|>If I cant open up the entire BTC ledger then its a no from me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
532
programmerhumor
microagressed
iwoeuwq
<|sols|><|sot|>VS Code has been a popular choice among a majority of programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tdi3q6xnbf0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Behold [On the Turing Completeness of PowerPoint](https://youtu.be/uNjxe8ShM-8)<|eor|><|sor|>Wtf did I just watch? 1600 animation panes? Dude's literally insane<|eor|><|sor|>I miss having enough free time to do something stupid and carefree like creating a computer inside of PowerPoint.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
514
programmerhumor
Athox
iwnswp8
<|sols|><|sot|>VS Code has been a popular choice among a majority of programmers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/tdi3q6xnbf0a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I used to use atom but got shamed into using vscode (also at one point everything stopped working so it was just easier to switch)<|eor|><|sor|>Every time I found a niche editor that had all the features that suited me, and no bloat, it just gets discontinued at some point, and incrementally gets worse as the os updates come in and cause bugs. So I just switched to vscode earlier this year, and despite it being fairly bloated, I can't complain. At least it works, and is fast enough to justify the memory usage.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
510