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programmerhumor | Irravian | fqj02no | <|sols|><|sot|>One of the worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nzvtfr9g9ky41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Having to stand in front of PM's and your fellow devs and say "I don't know whats wrong and **neither does the internet"** is one of the worst experiences I've ever had (twice). Both in Schannel.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>So, the error was the same both times. Schannel just crashed with an error number that returned zero results on Google.
The first time, we were calling a pretty standard web api. No special stuff, just GET and POST to a URL. It worked just fine in our browsers, debugging locally, and in a browser on the server, but crashed in our app. We turned off the functionality and shelved the bug as Fix Later because it was a non-critical "nice to have" and sometimes OS bugs "just fix themselves". We stumbled upon the true answer maybe a month later by accident. All our browsers were using fancy new Diffie Hellman methods but Server 2008 R2 didn't support the ones offered and it was falling back to an older cipher, which the API reported it could do but it's security settings stopped it when it actually tried. We 'solved' it much later by moving to Server 2016.
The second time, we were using Mutual certificate authentication with a custom webservice. It worked nearly all the time, but every so often, which no discernible pattern whatsoever, Schannel would crash. The error number was always the same, but nothing else was. Different calls, different times of day, nothing in common. We went so far as to attach wireshark and just wait for failures, but not even that yielded anything to go on. We 'solved' it by retrying the jobs but it was open for years and when I left those jobs still sometimes "just failed".
In both cases, the PMs were unhappy that we couldn't solve the problem but we had workarounds which sort of placated them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 362 |
programmerhumor | Nalha_Saldana | fqiu5hf | <|sols|><|sot|>One of the worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nzvtfr9g9ky41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a developer on legacy software using homebuilt wrappers on top of dependencies that havent been updated in 10+ years I can tell you that its worse when you google your problem and only find 2 results that are unrelated issues written in chinese.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | PandaOfDoom | fqi9nav | <|sols|><|sot|>One of the worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nzvtfr9g9ky41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Loneliest feeling in the world right there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | aaah123456789 | fqiqtmv | <|sols|><|sot|>One of the worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nzvtfr9g9ky41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's when you ask your own question. One of the things few people get to do.<|eor|><|sor|>Then your question gets taken down because its a duplicate of a completely unrelated question from 10 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>Ten years ago! I hate that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | Pixelmod | fqjt4by | <|sols|><|sot|>One of the worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nzvtfr9g9ky41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's when you ask your own question. One of the things few people get to do.<|eor|><|sor|>Then your question gets taken down because its a duplicate of a completely unrelated question from 10 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>Occasionally I see the same question I have and there is one answer with a -1 score.<|eor|><|sor|>And then you would like to put a bounty on the question but you don't have reputation points to give because everything you post gets downvoted to hell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | Cueadan | fqjdy6f | <|sols|><|sot|>One of the worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nzvtfr9g9ky41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Loneliest feeling in the world right there.<|eor|><|sor|>[Obligatory](https://xkcd.com/979/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | fickleferrett | fqj28nv | <|sols|><|sot|>One of the worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nzvtfr9g9ky41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's when you ask your own question. One of the things few people get to do.<|eor|><|sor|>Then your question gets taken down because its a duplicate of a completely unrelated question from 10 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>A completely unrelated question from 10 years ago *that didn't get answered.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | brbrespawn | fqiye2y | <|sols|><|sot|>One of the worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nzvtfr9g9ky41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Having to stand in front of PM's and your fellow devs and say "I don't know whats wrong and **neither does the internet"** is one of the worst experiences I've ever had (twice). Both in Schannel.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Not OP but its happened to me before. I ended up letting the PM know and opened an issue on Github. The author ended up giving me enough information to solve (more like work around) the issue that I was having. They honestly didnt say much to me, they were just happy I was being proactive on finding a solution/work around and keeping them updated through stand ups.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | mlk | fqjpkou | <|sols|><|sot|>One of the worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nzvtfr9g9ky41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me and my colleague were banging our heads for days trying to solve a problem with SQL and we have like 25 years combined of experience using non-trivial SQL.
I posted on stackoverflow and a fucking guy answered LITERALLY FIVE MINUTES later. The solution was absolutely elegant and very fast. We spent another day trying to convince ourselves the solution was right and understanding how it worked. I'm sure without that answer we would have never solved that issue without a BIG change of architecture.
I've just looked at his profile and he is Gordon Linoff, the user with the second highest score (behind only Jon Skeet) on stackoverflow. He has been answering an average of 23+ questions per day for 8 years straight.
He has 68,074 answers and ZERO QUESTIONS.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | mfxuus | fqj86r5 | <|sols|><|sot|>One of the worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nzvtfr9g9ky41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a developer on legacy software using homebuilt wrappers on top of dependencies that havent been updated in 10+ years I can tell you that its worse when you google your problem and only find 2 results that are unrelated issues written in chinese.<|eor|><|sor|>Ill translate those for you:
Nevermind, figured it out!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | mrjackspade | fqjluso | <|sols|><|sot|>One of the worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nzvtfr9g9ky41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Having to stand in front of PM's and your fellow devs and say "I don't know whats wrong and **neither does the internet"** is one of the worst experiences I've ever had (twice). Both in Schannel.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>So, the error was the same both times. Schannel just crashed with an error number that returned zero results on Google.
The first time, we were calling a pretty standard web api. No special stuff, just GET and POST to a URL. It worked just fine in our browsers, debugging locally, and in a browser on the server, but crashed in our app. We turned off the functionality and shelved the bug as Fix Later because it was a non-critical "nice to have" and sometimes OS bugs "just fix themselves". We stumbled upon the true answer maybe a month later by accident. All our browsers were using fancy new Diffie Hellman methods but Server 2008 R2 didn't support the ones offered and it was falling back to an older cipher, which the API reported it could do but it's security settings stopped it when it actually tried. We 'solved' it much later by moving to Server 2016.
The second time, we were using Mutual certificate authentication with a custom webservice. It worked nearly all the time, but every so often, which no discernible pattern whatsoever, Schannel would crash. The error number was always the same, but nothing else was. Different calls, different times of day, nothing in common. We went so far as to attach wireshark and just wait for failures, but not even that yielded anything to go on. We 'solved' it by retrying the jobs but it was open for years and when I left those jobs still sometimes "just failed".
In both cases, the PMs were unhappy that we couldn't solve the problem but we had workarounds which sort of placated them.<|eor|><|sor|>I had a similar issue.
Clients would randomly start failing with an schannel error. No logic to it, no trend. Other clients could connect just fine. Hopping on/off a VPN would resolve the issue
WGET from a failing client would return a timeout during the SSL handshake.
Attempting to connect through a browser would result in a hang during the handshake.
Server logs reported the client dropping the connection, while the client reported the server dropped the connection (or other errors).
Ended up being the MTU on the server. As far as I can tell, depending on how the packet was routed, the SSL handshake packets would get dropped. This lead to both the client and server thinking they were waiting for a reply, until one of them dropped the connection.
As soon as I lowered the MTU, the problem disappeared.
I'm hindsight I feel stupid for not thinking of it sooner. I couldn't even request the cert without lowering the MTU. I wasted hours tracking it down but it felt fucking great when I found it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | samurai-horse | fqivyob | <|sols|><|sot|>One of the worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nzvtfr9g9ky41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's when you ask your own question. One of the things few people get to do.<|eor|><|sor|>Then your question gets taken down because its a duplicate of a completely unrelated question from 10 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>Ten years ago! I hate that.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, 2010 is preferable to 2020.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 105 |
programmerhumor | gemini88mill | fqiacod | <|sols|><|sot|>One of the worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nzvtfr9g9ky41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This happened to me, had a bug in the Google assistant service, and ended up switching to alexa. Way nicer docs btw<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | witti534 | fqjb624 | <|sols|><|sot|>One of the worst nightmare<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nzvtfr9g9ky41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's when you ask your own question. One of the things few people get to do.<|eor|><|sor|>Then your question gets taken down because its a duplicate of a completely unrelated question from 10 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>A completely unrelated question from 10 years ago *that didn't get answered.*<|eor|><|sor|>Or an answer which uses by now deprecated API<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | omegaweaponzero | vnmmuo | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,488 |
programmerhumor | trendy_ice_tea | ie7wnhp | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>True story, at least for me (senior).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,436 |
programmerhumor | SirJelly | ie83ioj | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know what's nice about plants? Their requirements don't change, their schedule is realistic and predictable, and they don't complain. They must be maintained for finite periods of time. There are uptimes to perform work, and downtimes to relax.
Outcomes are unambiguous and easily quantifiable if you care to do so (maybe the success metric is that I like these flowers).
If it's not important enough to maintain, it dies and makes room for something else while its remnants fertilize the earth.
Edit: guys I know I'm making sweeping simplifications about plants. I spent 5 years in agtech and none of it was trivial work. But you also don't get some PM asking if you can deliver a watermelon tomorrow when the requirements were for lemons; nor do they try and convince you they were actually asking for watermelons the whole time. Also think of the **memes**!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,535 |
programmerhumor | HardToImpress | ie87uo2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know what's nice about plants? Their requirements don't change, their schedule is realistic and predictable, and they don't complain. They must be maintained for finite periods of time. There are uptimes to perform work, and downtimes to relax.
Outcomes are unambiguous and easily quantifiable if you care to do so (maybe the success metric is that I like these flowers).
If it's not important enough to maintain, it dies and makes room for something else while its remnants fertilize the earth.
Edit: guys I know I'm making sweeping simplifications about plants. I spent 5 years in agtech and none of it was trivial work. But you also don't get some PM asking if you can deliver a watermelon tomorrow when the requirements were for lemons; nor do they try and convince you they were actually asking for watermelons the whole time. Also think of the **memes**!<|eor|><|sor|>Still have to deal with lots of bugs though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,008 |
programmerhumor | midri | ie7wu0w | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>True story, at least for me (senior).<|eor|><|sor|>Same for me (senior) and same for most the Senior's I've worked with (as most of them have built green houses and started growing crops in their back yards as a hobby)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 938 |
programmerhumor | skraptastic | ie83k2f | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm 49 and on track to retire on my 55th birthday. 58 is my worst case scenario.
I can't wait to garden and play with the dogs all day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 794 |
programmerhumor | maria_la_guerta | ie860pa | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's funny how accurate this is.
As a self taught dev, I found code so fascinating when I discovered it. I genuinely loved diving into it in my spare time and have very fond memories of lofi, my weed vape and hacking away in the middle of the night.
Now as a Senior I'm even starting to have those clich "maybe I should pivot into woodworking" thoughts. I have serious side projects here and there but otherwise my laptop is closed outside of 9 - 5. I don't love code any less but I think experience and the ability to better run with high level understandings killed a lot of my motivation to be at my desk when I don't need to.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | endertribe | ie8apkv | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>True story, at least for me (senior).<|eor|><|sor|>Same for me (senior) and same for most the Senior's I've worked with (as most of them have built green houses and started growing crops in their back yards as a hobby)<|eor|><|sor|>It's cool since the hoe is a simple tool to use instead of you needing v.023.67 and you discover they stopped supporting your type of soil 2 years ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 421 |
programmerhumor | SirJelly | ie88cr9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know what's nice about plants? Their requirements don't change, their schedule is realistic and predictable, and they don't complain. They must be maintained for finite periods of time. There are uptimes to perform work, and downtimes to relax.
Outcomes are unambiguous and easily quantifiable if you care to do so (maybe the success metric is that I like these flowers).
If it's not important enough to maintain, it dies and makes room for something else while its remnants fertilize the earth.
Edit: guys I know I'm making sweeping simplifications about plants. I spent 5 years in agtech and none of it was trivial work. But you also don't get some PM asking if you can deliver a watermelon tomorrow when the requirements were for lemons; nor do they try and convince you they were actually asking for watermelons the whole time. Also think of the **memes**!<|eor|><|sor|>Still have to deal with lots of bugs though.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but their numerosity is not a direct result of me being an idiot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | bobdobbes | ie7x6bf | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>as a senior dev, I was hoping for death... or an opium den.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | Skunket | ie82kym | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>True story, at least for me (senior).<|eor|><|sor|>Same for me (senior) and same for most the Senior's I've worked with (as most of them have built green houses and started growing crops in their back yards as a hobby)<|eor|><|sor|>Engineer here and pretty much the same story for me, maybe similar =p,<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | LeCrushinator | ie8fqkm | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm 49 and on track to retire on my 55th birthday. 58 is my worst case scenario.
I can't wait to garden and play with the dogs all day.<|eor|><|sor|>I hope I can retire that young, but doubt it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | Logical_Gazelle8686 | ie8038s | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>True story, at least for me (senior).<|eor|><|sor|>But why?<|eor|><|sor|>Stockholm syndrome, they started to love the bugs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | xSethrin | ie83ws9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im a jr dev and I already feel this way lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | dendrocalamidicus | ie8l66m | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's funny how accurate this is.
As a self taught dev, I found code so fascinating when I discovered it. I genuinely loved diving into it in my spare time and have very fond memories of lofi, my weed vape and hacking away in the middle of the night.
Now as a Senior I'm even starting to have those clich "maybe I should pivot into woodworking" thoughts. I have serious side projects here and there but otherwise my laptop is closed outside of 9 - 5. I don't love code any less but I think experience and the ability to better run with high level understandings killed a lot of my motivation to be at my desk when I don't need to.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm also self taught and a team lead. The starvation of code I get when struggling to actually get changes done in the 30 minute gaps of time I have between people asking for help and doing things wrong has reinvigorated an enthusiasm to write code for me. I am more tired than ever though, so instead I end up reading tech books and never significantly putting into practice what I've learned. It's a weird balance. I now want to go back to senior dev.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | bamboo_fanatic | ie8g1r7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know what's nice about plants? Their requirements don't change, their schedule is realistic and predictable, and they don't complain. They must be maintained for finite periods of time. There are uptimes to perform work, and downtimes to relax.
Outcomes are unambiguous and easily quantifiable if you care to do so (maybe the success metric is that I like these flowers).
If it's not important enough to maintain, it dies and makes room for something else while its remnants fertilize the earth.
Edit: guys I know I'm making sweeping simplifications about plants. I spent 5 years in agtech and none of it was trivial work. But you also don't get some PM asking if you can deliver a watermelon tomorrow when the requirements were for lemons; nor do they try and convince you they were actually asking for watermelons the whole time. Also think of the **memes**!<|eor|><|sor|>Still have to deal with lots of bugs though.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but their numerosity is not a direct result of me being an idiot.<|eor|><|sor|>Depends on the bug<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | skraptastic | ie8gcoi | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm 49 and on track to retire on my 55th birthday. 58 is my worst case scenario.
I can't wait to garden and play with the dogs all day.<|eor|><|sor|>I hope I can retire that young, but doubt it.<|eor|><|sor|>I've been working to retire since I was 22 though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | billccn | ie8d90q | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>True story, at least for me (senior).<|eor|><|sor|>Our CTO owns a farm and had enough money to retire when he was 40. But he commutes 70 mins each way into the office everyday. (Our theory is he is only here to get away from his wife.)
He spend the weekends doing farm or pool work and shares every detail with us on Monday.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | VernettaSavage | ie8oi6a | <|sols|><|sot|>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/vbFNbON.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>True story, at least for me (senior).<|eor|><|sor|>Same for me (senior) and same for most the Senior's I've worked with (as most of them have built green houses and started growing crops in their back yards as a hobby)<|eor|><|sor|>Engineer here and pretty much the same story for me, maybe similar =p,<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Stockholm syndrome, they started to love the bugs,,,,,,,,,,,<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | Raoshard | msorof | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,479 |
programmerhumor | fordanjairbanks | guua4t6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>In solitary they make you do regex.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,612 |
programmerhumor | JustALittleAverage | guuhjxp | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>In solitary they make you do regex.<|eor|><|sor|>...with pen and paper<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,456 |
programmerhumor | LtMeat | guubuuf | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>For your crime you'll spent next year porting your code to IE6.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 887 |
programmerhumor | Jeff_From_IT | guusdf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>In solitary they make you do regex.<|eor|><|sor|>...with pen and paper<|eor|><|sor|>Oh God, send me to Gitmo instead. Pull my eyes out or scald me with hot irons. Anything but regex by hand!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 601 |
programmerhumor | Meaxis | guuosoe | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>For your crime you'll spent next year porting your code to IE6.<|eor|><|sor|>I'll take the death sentence, please<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 534 |
programmerhumor | Natural-Intelligence | guv40qk | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>In solitary they make you do regex.<|eor|><|sor|>...with pen and paper<|eor|><|sor|>Oh God, send me to Gitmo instead. Pull my eyes out or scald me with hot irons. Anything but regex by hand!<|eor|><|sor|>Not to forget that a normal paper typically has light theme.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 506 |
programmerhumor | john_palazuelos | guumm6l | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>They can leave whenever they want, but only if they know how to exit Vim on the first try<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 428 |
programmerhumor | The_Arjdroid | guv8kqy | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>In solitary they make you do regex.<|eor|><|sor|>...with pen and paper<|eor|><|sor|>Oh God, send me to Gitmo instead. Pull my eyes out or scald me with hot irons. Anything but regex by hand!<|eor|><|sor|>>_Gitmo_
Guantanamo for .git files where they were subjected to data corruption, git commits and removes, git clones and submodules, running on your own personal Git server on a 35 year old SNES running Linux 5.10<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | FridgesArePeopleToo | guuklq1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Force them to code with notepad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | UtterFlatulence | guuxirp | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Force them to code with notepad<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, make them use vim with no reference for the commands.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | SARSUnicorn | guv2e89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>For your crime you'll spent next year porting your code to IE6.<|eor|><|sor|>I'll take the death sentence, please<|eor|><|sor|>we give up death sentences instead you will be maikng machine learning projects in php<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | DrunkenlySober | guv8pc9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>In solitary they make you do regex.<|eor|><|sor|>...with pen and paper<|eor|><|sor|>Yesterday at work I watched my FIL debug and fix a bug. Sounds great right?
Except this MFer did it 100% manually.
Step through with a debugger? Pfffft. You read through the code in a text file and mentally execute it for 2 hours *before* you even consider resorting to those damn debuggers.
The madman said he found the change, wrote it, and fucking pushed it to production DURING WORK HOURS right then and there.
It worked. No bugs. No additional errors. Hes been coding since the 80s. These old school boomer programmers are actual mad men or wizards. My data structures professor did the same shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | namtab00 | guufg2g | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>gives a whoooole different meaning to CodeCamps....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmerhumor | ArtSchoolRejectedMe | guv0x4r | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im tryna commit a crime in Finland wtf.<|eor|><|sor|>git checkout -b finland
git commit crime<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | SARSUnicorn | guv2sml | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>For your crime you'll spent next year porting your code to IE6.<|eor|><|sor|>I'll take the death sentence, please<|eor|><|sor|>we give up death sentences instead you will be maikng machine learning projects in php<|eor|><|sor|>Wait wait wait PHP can be used for Machine Learning?!<|eor|><|sor|>only death sencece people tried<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | dlevac | guuqzwa | <|sols|><|sot|>Finland's prisons are tough<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yy2udijiupt61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside. Do you realize the difference for some crimes if the penalty was to get certifications?
Food for thoughts...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | No_Bend5385 | p0fa6g | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,479 |
programmerhumor | lurk_moar_n00b | h866ti7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>The funny part is that a lot of the newly minted Data Scientists I have worked with also don't really know Python very well. They have a very hard time with:
1. debugging anything
2. writing code targeted at a large, shared production cluster<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,096 |
programmerhumor | teetaps | h867nda | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>The funny part is that a lot of the newly minted Data Scientists I have worked with also don't really know Python very well. They have a very hard time with:
1. debugging anything
2. writing code targeted at a large, shared production cluster<|eor|><|sor|>I have a genuine question about point number 2 though. As a manager/recruiter, when youre pulling in a new hire and they dont have experience with large production clusters, did you actually expect them to? I mean with real, serious work on a cluster. Its not like the average student is going around making dummy clusters built to run company-level IT and data processing. The closest I ever got to that in school was in research, where we had a small cluster for lab data. Its small enough that you can just mount it onto your laptop, and thats a pretty common case in my experience.
I guess Im just a little salty because it sounds like for some jobs, when asking for large scale cluster experience, its the whole 9 years experience with Swift even though Swift is only 5 years old thing, particularly for younger/new grad folks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,185 |
programmerhumor | heyitsfelixthecat | h87cbdx | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>import datascience
datascience.solve_problem()
Collect salary
Right? Nothing else to it, right?
Guys?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 702 |
programmerhumor | Rhyan567 | h86cn4o | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>In all of these options I just want to learn math lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 570 |
programmerhumor | Sikyanakotik | h86jbdm | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>In all of these options I just want to learn math lol<|eor|><|sor|>Too bad. Mathematicians need to learn Python too. Unless they're academic, in which case they can get away with Matlab.
Source: Am a mathematician.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 480 |
programmerhumor | boutiflet | h868v0k | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm bad doing math, until the moment I learned your computer can do math for you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 377 |
programmerhumor | archangel_mjj | h868929 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>The funny part is that a lot of the newly minted Data Scientists I have worked with also don't really know Python very well. They have a very hard time with:
1. debugging anything
2. writing code targeted at a large, shared production cluster<|eor|><|sor|>I have a genuine question about point number 2 though. As a manager/recruiter, when youre pulling in a new hire and they dont have experience with large production clusters, did you actually expect them to? I mean with real, serious work on a cluster. Its not like the average student is going around making dummy clusters built to run company-level IT and data processing. The closest I ever got to that in school was in research, where we had a small cluster for lab data. Its small enough that you can just mount it onto your laptop, and thats a pretty common case in my experience.
I guess Im just a little salty because it sounds like for some jobs, when asking for large scale cluster experience, its the whole 9 years experience with Swift even though Swift is only 5 years old thing, particularly for younger/new grad folks<|eor|><|sor|>Generally I think the issue is more with education establishments not teaching useful skills. I've worked with young developers who can't seem to debug of their own initiative, people who've taken software conversion courses who have no idea how to think about data as a 'thing'.
I'd generally say that someone who's done serious hobby projects of their own initiative for a couple of years is more useful to the enterprise world than someone with four years of education and done no projects outside of it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | Casporo | h86hsf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maths is king, even in programming. Now wheres my favourite regression mode, y=mx+c<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | artequilibrium | h866sdf | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Data scientist of the fantasy football league<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | bloop_405 | h86y1yf | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm bad doing math, until the moment I learned your computer can do math for you.<|eor|><|sor|>Youre thinking of arithmetic not Mathematics
Edit: I'm loving the replies c:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 234 |
programmerhumor | imSeanEvansNowWeFeet | h889osb | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>import datascience
datascience.solve_problem()
Collect salary
Right? Nothing else to it, right?
Guys?<|eor|><|sor|>Print(Get.Bitches)
Error<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | Pirate_OOS | h86m3v1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>We interviewed a young guy for a developer position. He said he was working as a data scientist before, so we asked him about complexity-analysis and O-notation which he said he knew nothing about. I then proceeded to ask how much longer it would take to sort a 100 element array than a 10 array element. He said he didnt know, but would look up the fastest sorting algorithm on stackoverflow. He guessed that twice as long could be possible.
We didnt hire him.
Addendum: The position he applied for wasn't as a data scientists, but as an (embedded) software developer, the knowledge or at least intuitive understanding of complexity is crucial for the position. The question wasn't the sole reason for rejection, there were many other red flags, but it was the one thing that struck me the most.<|eor|><|sor|>These are the types of people who take the "developers google everything" too seriously. But you gotta give the man some points for confidence and pinning the imposter syndrome on the ground<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | archangel_mjj | h86f1pp | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>The funny part is that a lot of the newly minted Data Scientists I have worked with also don't really know Python very well. They have a very hard time with:
1. debugging anything
2. writing code targeted at a large, shared production cluster<|eor|><|sor|>I have a genuine question about point number 2 though. As a manager/recruiter, when youre pulling in a new hire and they dont have experience with large production clusters, did you actually expect them to? I mean with real, serious work on a cluster. Its not like the average student is going around making dummy clusters built to run company-level IT and data processing. The closest I ever got to that in school was in research, where we had a small cluster for lab data. Its small enough that you can just mount it onto your laptop, and thats a pretty common case in my experience.
I guess Im just a little salty because it sounds like for some jobs, when asking for large scale cluster experience, its the whole 9 years experience with Swift even though Swift is only 5 years old thing, particularly for younger/new grad folks<|eor|><|sor|>Generally I think the issue is more with education establishments not teaching useful skills. I've worked with young developers who can't seem to debug of their own initiative, people who've taken software conversion courses who have no idea how to think about data as a 'thing'.
I'd generally say that someone who's done serious hobby projects of their own initiative for a couple of years is more useful to the enterprise world than someone with four years of education and done no projects outside of it.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I agree there's a middle ground, and it's not helped by the fact that Computer Science is often considered 'the programming degree', when that's somewhat like expecting Physics courses to prepare people for a career in Mechanical Engineering.
Language isn't really important: the tooling and specific efficiencies and best practices change between them, but they're not different at an 'engineering level'. By which I mean that writing a functional webapp that passes some set of selenium tests is a process that will be very different between different languages, but requires solving the same problems - client/server communication, data state and concurrency across sessions, etc. - regardless of the languages or architecture used to get there.
Writing code that passes softer real-world criteria like readability, self-documentation, maintainability and so on are really hard to score and those sorts of measures and do have drastic differences between languages. They also generally benefit from the input of experienced engineers, which many university professors are not.
Oh dear, I'm verging on my 'universities are a fetishised form of learning' rant; I should stop. TL;DR, if you're a student and you want to hit the ground running in a job, do try and make effective solutions to some number theory problems (project Euler has an excellent store), but also try and build a simple functional app that does something incredibly unsexy... a command-line todo list, a dice roller and keep trying to add new features to it. Write unit tests and practice Red-Green-Refactor throughout. It'll still be a mess, but the next project you start on will be much less of a result. We all think our last project is a mess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | MrLemon91 | h86xmfi | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>In all of these options I just want to learn math lol<|eor|><|sor|>Too bad. Mathematicians need to learn Python too. Unless they're academic, in which case they can get away with Matlab.
Source: Am a mathematician.<|eor|><|sor|>I've got a story, you can choose if it's good or bad.
I took my master degree in math and was hired as a Software Developer because I didn't know Python. After 2 years there was a new HR that read all the resumes and related them to the position of the time. He called me and the dialogue was something like this
HR: "Ehi, I'm looking for the resume and noticed that you had a master degree in Math. I've got to ask, do you know machine learning?"
*"Yes. I know machine learning, artificial intelligence, quantum physics and other multidimentional stuff if you want"*
HR: "Then why are you a SD?"
*"Because HR didn't understand what I studied and hired me as a SD"*
HR: "Do you want to be a Data Scientist?"
*"Fuck no, being a SD is way more funny"*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | ReporterNervous6822 | h86qfhj | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>The funny part is that a lot of the newly minted Data Scientists I have worked with also don't really know Python very well. They have a very hard time with:
1. debugging anything
2. writing code targeted at a large, shared production cluster<|eor|><|sor|>The whole term data scientist upsets me down. My major is literally titled data science. But from my experience, it is far more valuable to give data to subject matter experts than to throw a random model at a dataset and call it AI. Too many people focused on solutions instead of solving problems.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | DelusionalPianist | h86fckv | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>We interviewed a young guy for a developer position. He said he was working as a data scientist before, so we asked him about complexity-analysis and O-notation which he said he knew nothing about. I then proceeded to ask how much longer it would take to sort a 100 element array than a 10 array element. He said he didnt know, but would look up the fastest sorting algorithm on stackoverflow. He guessed that twice as long could be possible.
We didnt hire him.
Addendum: The position he applied for wasn't as a data scientists, but as an (embedded) software developer, the knowledge or at least intuitive understanding of complexity is crucial for the position. The question wasn't the sole reason for rejection, there were many other red flags, but it was the one thing that struck me the most.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | prowness | h86thue | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>In all of these options I just want to learn math lol<|eor|><|sor|>Too bad. Mathematicians need to learn Python too. Unless they're academic, in which case they can get away with Matlab.
Source: Am a mathematician.<|eor|><|sor|>And R. R is used in academia much more than Python, no? Granted, youre handicapping yourself when it comes to collaboration, but if you try, you can avoid Python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | inspiringirisje | h86hx7o | <|sols|><|sot|>Hold the math please<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd89uxvk55g71.png<|eol|><|sor|>But... I like math more than python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmerhumor | Informal-Statement73 | 13ggez7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,449 |
programmerhumor | tjmora | jjzslld | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pray the first result isn't a Github issue<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,708 |
programmerhumor | Wynove | jjzrr53 | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Call me crazy but I like official documentation as long as it is still up to date and preferably has some examples.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,583 |
programmerhumor | SpaceFire000 | jjzw9d8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pray the first result isn't a Github issue<|eor|><|sor|>Unresolved GitHub issue since 3 years ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,432 |
programmerhumor | ManInBlack829 | jjzt229 | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Call me crazy but I like official documentation as long as it is still up to date and preferably has some examples.<|eor|><|sor|>Narrator: "There were no examples"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,375 |
programmerhumor | strict_mistyping | jjzvw89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>35 minute YouTube video with 10 views <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,443 |
programmerhumor | Spiderpiggie | jjzyqxq | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pray the first result isn't a Github issue<|eor|><|sor|>Unresolved GitHub issue since 3 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>question already answered here: `question was not answered there`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,404 |
programmerhumor | MoneyHoney01 | jk05rxc | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pray the first result isn't a Github issue<|eor|><|sor|>Unresolved GitHub issue since 3 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>question already answered here: `question was not answered there`<|eor|><|sor|>"Ok everyone thanks for the help but it was something else, I fixed it."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,459 |
programmerhumor | AeroSyntax | jjzs3dx | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If it is java specific and you end up in JavaRanch you lost.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,306 |
programmerhumor | prinkpan | jjzx6fi | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd rather resign than opening quora links<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,246 |
programmerhumor | DdFghjgiopdBM | jjzv6un | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Additionally you can ask chatGPT and either get a perfect solution or absolute nonsense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 935 |
programmerhumor | type556R | jk081vn | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>35 minute YouTube video with 10 views <|eor|><|sor|>Code is drawn on OneNote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 738 |
programmerhumor | ZoomLong | jk08bqs | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pray the first result isn't a Github issue<|eor|><|sor|>Unresolved GitHub issue since 3 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>question already answered here: `question was not answered there`<|eor|><|sor|>"Ok everyone thanks for the help but it was something else, I fixed it."<|eor|><|sor|>WHO WERE YOU SLAPSTICKLOVER83? WHAT DID YOU SEE?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 717 |
programmerhumor | nanketo | jk04ina | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Call me crazy but I like official documentation as long as it is still up to date and preferably has some examples.<|eor|><|sor|>Narrator: "There were no examples"<|eor|><|sor|>Microsoft documentation is sometimes so great, and others it is the fourth circle of hell. There is no in between.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 653 |
programmerhumor | whatever6728 | jjzsty8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reddit is pretty good at times<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 610 |
programmerhumor | Articunos7 | jk0c1lv | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pray the first result isn't a Github issue<|eor|><|sor|>Unresolved GitHub issue since 3 years ago<|eor|><|sor|>question already answered here: `question was not answered there`<|eor|><|sor|>"Ok everyone thanks for the help but it was something else, I fixed it."<|eor|><|sor|>WHO WERE YOU SLAPSTICKLOVER83? WHAT DID YOU SEE?!<|eor|><|sor|>Obligatory [XKCD](https://xkcd.com/979) reference<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 464 |
programmerhumor | Wynove | jjzttzo | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Call me crazy but I like official documentation as long as it is still up to date and preferably has some examples.<|eor|><|sor|>Narrator: "There were no examples"<|eor|><|sor|>Narrator: "But then he remembered what his senior told him to do: 'Just try things out, you don't have anything to lose except time you would spend googling otherwise.', so he followed the advice and succeeded. "<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 429 |
programmerhumor | mint4condition | jk0dc2q | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd rather resign than opening quora links<|eor|><|sor|>Tip : replace "quora.com" with "quetre.iket.me" in the URL
https://github.com/zyachel/quetre<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | root54 | jjzvxpp | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Additionally you can ask chatGPT and either get a perfect solution or absolute nonsense.<|eor|><|sor|>My colleague and I asked Google Bard for a solution and it invented APIs that looked totally legit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 390 |
programmerhumor | dicemonger | jk0grri | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Call me crazy but I like official documentation as long as it is still up to date and preferably has some examples.<|eor|><|sor|>Narrator: "There were no examples"<|eor|><|sor|>Microsoft documentation is sometimes so great, and others it is the fourth circle of hell. There is no in between.<|eor|><|sor|>Same with Google Android documentation is so time so fucking top tier, other times you might not even find what function you used<|eor|><|sor|>Google documentation sometimes:
> Step 1) Flip the boondogle
> Step 2 onwards) *What looks to be a detailed description of what to do after you've flipped the boondogle, with lots of examples, explanations and alternative implementations.*
Me: How do I flip the boondogle? What is a boondogle!? Google! Please! Give me any help! I've searched the entire internet, and nowhere is a boondogle mentioned. Please!
And other times every step is well explained, and its a breeze.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
programmerhumor | Duven64 | jk02vwc | <|sols|><|sot|>Googling be like<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2cgiao3velza1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Pray the first result isn't a Github issue<|eor|><|sor|>With an official "won't fix" and no workaround.
​
I subscribe to more and more bug tickets as the years go on rarely do they get fixed...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | Pixel3818 | g58gjx | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,452 |
programmerhumor | ManstoorHunter | fo1zhz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you like GitHub, youll *love* GitHub Live<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,773 |
programmerhumor | x4u | fo231af | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fork me on Pornhub" sounds a bit rough though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,494 |
programmerhumor | Pixel3818 | fo237yz | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you like GitHub, youll *love* GitHub Live<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm pretty satisfied with what's offered by them for free.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,212 |
programmerhumor | crazy_boy559 | fo2cv8z | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Competent programmers in your area, message them now!
You've got one new pull request waiting for review, don't keep it hanging.
New branch created, can you keep up?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 908 |
programmerhumor | Xtrendence | fo25fls | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the difference between porn and pornhub?<|eor|><|sor|>It's the difference between Git and GitHub.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 850 |
programmerhumor | Pixel3818 | fo23kf9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fork me on Pornhub" sounds a bit rough though.<|eor|><|soopr|>git tap thatAss<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 602 |
programmerhumor | Miicat_47 | fo284hn | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fork me on Pornhub" sounds a bit rough though.<|eor|><|soopr|>git tap thatAss<|eoopr|><|sor|>git push
git pull
git push
...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 599 |
programmerhumor | highbrowshow | fo2cc2a | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you like GitHub, youll *love* GitHub Live<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm pretty satisfied with what's offered by them for free.<|eoopr|><|sor|>What are you doing step-pro(grammer)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 421 |
programmerhumor | LavendarAmy | fo26d3z | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean.... I uhm
that's actually a very good explanation
EDIT: Y'all stop being Technical. It gets the point across very well imo. YES TECHNICALLY not the same but everyone knows that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
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