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programmerhumor | Aschentei | fo2b8f2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the difference between porn and pornhub?<|eor|><|sor|>It's the difference between Git and GitHub.<|eor|><|sor|>Listen here you little shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | gordane13 | fo2fli8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Competent programmers in your area, message them now!
You've got one new pull request waiting for review, don't keep it hanging.
New branch created, can you keep up?<|eor|><|sor|>Try this new IDE before you code
This new framework will make you code in less than 2 minutes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | qalis | fo27vp8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you like GitHub, youll *love* GitHub Live<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm pretty satisfied with what's offered by them for free.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Im not sure which one youre referent to, and Im quite sure it may apple to both.
EDIT: Elon was right after all, iOS autocorrect sucks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | 112439 | fo256st | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the difference between porn and pornhub?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | Tyreal | fo2ej6s | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you like GitHub, youll *love* GitHub Live<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm pretty satisfied with what's offered by them for free.<|eoopr|><|sor|>What are you doing step-pro(grammer)?<|eor|><|sor|>Youre the best step-programmer, I could have ever asked for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | BalGu | fo2f02j | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you like GitHub, youll *love* GitHub Live<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm pretty satisfied with what's offered by them for free.<|eoopr|><|sor|>What are you doing step-pro(grammer)?<|eor|><|sor|>Youre the best step-programmer, I could have ever asked for<|eor|><|sor|>I told you not to compile in me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | Habanero_Eyeball | fo21bja | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have nothing to add to this discussion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
programmerhumor | Nevadaguy22 | fo29mix | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* runs -porn pull origin master
Me: alright, how should I contribute to this video?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | cobainstaley | fo28jea | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fork me on Pornhub" sounds a bit rough though.<|eor|><|soopr|>git tap thatAss<|eoopr|><|sor|>git push
git pull
git push
...<|eor|><|sor|>porn commit
porn blame<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | Mycropic | fo2aysr | <|sols|><|sot|>Best explanation, indeed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ll7r1w8hk3u41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Git cummit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | rahuldottech | 8p96r8 | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,447 |
programmerhumor | battlemage64 | e09grs8 | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."<|eor|><|sor|>Ill have what shes having!
Interviewer: No, youll have 17.
Ill have 17!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,089 |
programmerhumor | Nzgrim | e09fhhk | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, [it's not like it's completely unreasonable](https://xkcd.com/1170/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,084 |
programmerhumor | TheTimeToLearnIsNow | e09pm65 | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."<|eor|><|sor|>Ill have what shes having!
Interviewer: No, youll have 17.
Ill have 17!<|eor|><|sor|>The real question is if they even have 355 trillion 687 billion 428 million 96 thousand in stock.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 444 |
programmerhumor | WhoaItsAFactorial | e09t98j | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."<|eor|><|sor|>Ill have what shes having!
Interviewer: No, youll have 17.
Ill have 17!<|eor|><|sor|>The real question is if they even have 355 trillion 687 billion 428 million 96 thousand in stock.<|eor|><|sor|>I did that intentionally hoping for u/WhoaItsAFactorial to show up<|eor|><|sor|>I'm retired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 436 |
programmerhumor | lowleveldata | e09lua1 | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have seen this joke before but it is inaccurate. The answer of machine learning should be "Most likely. But maybe not". It won't be learning without random decisions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 394 |
programmerhumor | Datenegassie | e09hbcv | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>[Irrelevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1169/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | OshinoMeme | e09qlvx | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, [it's not like it's completely unreasonable](https://xkcd.com/1170/)<|eor|><|sor|>When I asked my daughter she told me should would jump if there was water under the bridge. <|eor|><|sor|>Hope your daughter doesn't grow up to be a programmer. She might just dive onto a puddle or a glass of water.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | battlemage64 | e09rdl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."<|eor|><|sor|>Ill have what shes having!
Interviewer: No, youll have 17.
Ill have 17!<|eor|><|sor|>The real question is if they even have 355 trillion 687 billion 428 million 96 thousand in stock.<|eor|><|sor|>I did that intentionally hoping for u/WhoaItsAFactorial to show up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | wiler5002 | e09ph5f | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."<|eor|><|sor|>I'd subscribe to a sub dedicated to machine learning jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>/r/ProgrammerHumor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | z_the_fox | e09iuvb | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>[Irrelevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1169/)<|eor|><|sor|>For every topic there is an irrelevant xkcd<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | h4xrk1m | e09ibuy | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>Runner-up answer: cat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | Bwuhbwuh | e09uds3 | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."<|eor|><|sor|>Ill have what shes having!
Interviewer: No, youll have 17.
Ill have 17!<|eor|><|sor|>The real question is if they even have 355 trillion 687 billion 428 million 96 thousand in stock.<|eor|><|sor|>I did that intentionally hoping for u/WhoaItsAFactorial to show up<|eor|><|sor|>I'm retired.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, you showed up still.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | stuntaneous | e09o8ym | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."<|eor|><|sor|>I'd subscribe to a sub dedicated to machine learning jokes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | rambi2222 | e09ofvp | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have seen this joke before but it is inaccurate. The answer of machine learning should be "Most likely. But maybe not". It won't be learning without random decisions.<|eor|><|sor|>Depending on the iteration, it could be doing really anything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | Zjurc | e09smhn | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>A machine learning algorithm walks into a bar. The waiter asks: "What'll you have?", the algorithm responds: "What everyone else is having."<|eor|><|sor|>Ill have what shes having!
Interviewer: No, youll have 17.
Ill have 17!<|eor|><|sor|>The real question is if they even have 355 trillion 687 billion 428 million 96 thousand in stock.<|eor|><|sor|>I did that intentionally hoping for u/WhoaItsAFactorial to show up<|eor|><|sor|>I think that bot shut down and I'm glad. It was never relevant to the conversation and just added meaningless spam to the comments.<|eor|><|sor|>Just like most bots on this website <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | chudthirtyseven | e09pc63 | <|sols|><|sot|>yes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kyyumwk62k211.png<|eol|><|sor|>"if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them?"
"well.. I mean, they probably have a good reason. In my experience people don't just jump off bridge for no reason. It must safer of the bridge than on it." <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | Koolboyee6969 | q106cv | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,431 |
programmerhumor | sollin88 | hfbx3q5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Fun fact, anytime you do a task by hand, you can say you 'trained a neural network to do it'](https://xkcd.com/2173/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,790 |
programmerhumor | Sachin490 | hfbq6b9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seems like you need "to-do" something about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,524 |
programmerhumor | fettoter84 | hfbwrmm | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been watching a devlog where the dude includes some of his schedule, like getting up at 5:00 in the morning to do a couple of hours workout before starting to code, taking a break and a run in the woods, before continuing coding.. on a Saturday.
I sleep in till like.. noon on a Saturday if i can<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,381 |
programmerhumor | jeerabiscuit | hfbxvx8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Creating my butt. They are training existing libraries :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,057 |
programmerhumor | topdangle | hfby5ft | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been watching a devlog where the dude includes some of his schedule, like getting up at 5:00 in the morning to do a couple of hours workout before starting to code, taking a break and a run in the woods, before continuing coding.. on a Saturday.
I sleep in till like.. noon on a Saturday if i can<|eor|><|sor|>this is why comparing yourself to other people is the kiss of death.
I know a few people that can get away with less than 6 hours of sleep a day and still act like they just dipped their entire head in a pool of cocaine. I'm not sure if its healthy but even if I forced myself to do that I'd be a zombie within days.
sucks losing the genetic lottery but no point in worrying about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 791 |
programmerhumor | Koolboyee6969 | hfbu7gy | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seems like you need "to-do" something about it.<|eor|><|soopr|>If only my "to-do" app worked.
Stuck in an infinite loop.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 789 |
programmerhumor | self_deprikator | hfbsznl | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imposter Syndrome enters chat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 769 |
programmerhumor | Zanderax | hfbyf42 | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like "creates a neural network to instantly lose all their money in the stock market"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 564 |
programmerhumor | dalmathus | hfc80tz | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>More like "creates a neural network to instantly lose all their money in the stock market"<|eor|><|sor|>Could you imagine handing your money over to code you wrote yourself?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 564 |
programmerhumor | zeth0s | hfc9ehx | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Fun fact, anytime you do a task by hand, you can say you 'trained a neural network to do it'](https://xkcd.com/2173/)<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fuct: you can say you trained the most advanced neural network coupled with the most advanced reinforcement learning agent known in the entire universe!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 423 |
programmerhumor | IlllllIIIlIIlIIIIl | hfbwz2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This whole idea about a genius programming genius blockchain AI hacking algorithm to beat black rock is plain bullshit. If your TikTok contains AI, Stocks and Python, you are bullshit as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 390 |
programmerhumor | Fluffcake | hfc5trw | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Creating my butt. They are training existing libraries :D<|eor|><|sor|>Any moron can make a training dataset and utilize the impressive ML libraries avaliable to make something cool.
It is still impressive, even if not on a technical level, to see people finding applications for ML that prints money for them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | Treimuppet | hfbyoxm | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been watching a devlog where the dude includes some of his schedule, like getting up at 5:00 in the morning to do a couple of hours workout before starting to code, taking a break and a run in the woods, before continuing coding.. on a Saturday.
I sleep in till like.. noon on a Saturday if i can<|eor|><|sor|>this is why comparing yourself to other people is the kiss of death.
I know a few people that can get away with less than 6 hours of sleep a day and still act like they just dipped their entire head in a pool of cocaine. I'm not sure if its healthy but even if I forced myself to do that I'd be a zombie within days.
sucks losing the genetic lottery but no point in worrying about it.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe they **do** dip their head in a pool of cocaine. I mean you never know! Imagine the utility costs - their cocaine bills are probably insane. Most people just take a cocaine shower.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | bitcoin2121 | hfbxua3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>me comparing myself to the 13 year old who just got hired at google<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | Koolboyee6969 | hfbxwbi | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seems like you need "to-do" something about it.<|eor|><|soopr|>If only my "to-do" app worked.
Stuck in an infinite loop.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Bet its a useeffect loop<|eor|><|sor|>How do you figure ? He doesn't said anything about react.<|eor|><|sor|>He's in his 20s, it's react<|eor|><|soopr|>You understand you insulted all the folks in their 20s?
But yes, it is React.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | jodudeit | hfc6gqm | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Fun fact, anytime you do a task by hand, you can say you 'trained a neural network to do it'](https://xkcd.com/2173/)<|eor|><|sor|>I submit that the world is a strictly better place because of xkcd.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
programmerhumor | White_madman | hfbxbpe | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seems like you need "to-do" something about it.<|eor|><|soopr|>If only my "to-do" app worked.
Stuck in an infinite loop.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Bet its a useeffect loop<|eor|><|sor|>How do you figure ? He doesn't said anything about react.<|eor|><|sor|>He's in his 20s, it's react<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | Koolboyee6969 | hfbwxng | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been watching a devlog where the dude includes some of his schedule, like getting up at 5:00 in the morning to do a couple of hours workout before starting to code, taking a break and a run in the woods, before continuing coding.. on a Saturday.
I sleep in till like.. noon on a Saturday if i can<|eor|><|soopr|>I sleep till like noon on a weekday. And my job starts at 9. So you're doing amazing.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | hackintosh12946 | hfbv12t | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seems like you need "to-do" something about it.<|eor|><|soopr|>If only my "to-do" app worked.
Stuck in an infinite loop.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Bet its a useeffect loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | self_deprikator | hfbt0vr | <|sols|><|sot|>Comparison is the thief of joy my fellow dev's.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/voe890idrdr71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imposter Syndrome enters chat<|eor|><|sor|>Nvm, too bad to even deserve IS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | J0hnibar52 | j4w9tk | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,434 |
programmerhumor | taneth | g7o6ku7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is that ... a printout? In dark theme?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,883 |
programmerhumor | Heban | g7oaato | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is that ... a printout? In dark theme?<|eor|><|sor|>My god.. you're right. That's like at least $1000 in ink right there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,128 |
programmerhumor | matheusnb99 | g7ofm2y | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Google: how to do for in python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 525 |
programmerhumor | blamethemeta | g7om2br | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is that ... a printout? In dark theme?<|eor|><|sor|>My god.. you're right. That's like at least $1000 in ink right there.<|eor|><|sor|>But it's company ink though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
programmerhumor | SoulFrost2020 | g7ohi80 | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Google: how to do for in python<|eor|><|sor|>Google : this is your 4th time googling this idiot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 448 |
programmerhumor | salaciousBnumb | g7ntytt | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I studied the code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | SpliceVW | g7og1dw | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just hit Build again, second attempt compiling always works better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | thank_me_its_friday | g7obtvv | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is that ... a printout? In dark theme?<|eor|><|sor|>Studied the code and fucked up my ink cartridge<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | cynicalDiagram | g7oel2a | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is that ... a printout? In dark theme?<|eor|><|sor|>This dude studies code
Thanks to the person who gave me the award. :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | NF-MIP | g7nnvtf | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding > Premarital sex<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | UniqueFailure | g7ojsxo | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Google: how to do for in python<|eor|><|sor|>Google : this is your 4th time googling this idiot.<|eor|><|sor|>I forgot the syntax! Sheesh. For is the one that never stops right.
/s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | kum0nryu | g7o83f7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I studied the code<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | annonimusone | g7oo887 | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is that ... a printout? In dark theme?<|eor|><|sor|>My god.. you're right. That's like at least $1000 in ink right there.<|eor|><|sor|>But it's company ink though.<|eor|><|sor|>Hes got a performance review with Jonathan Swan coming up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | UltraCarnivore | g7o4uqp | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Coding > Premarital sex<|eor|><|sor|>MaritalSex = Null<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmerhumor | Rudy69 | g7oj4up | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is that ... a printout? In dark theme?<|eor|><|sor|>When your employer is paying for the ink/toner<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | LemonySpicket | g7okjhc | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I studied the code<|eor|><|sor|>I studied the code, criticized the code, told people they were wrong, studied further to realize I was wrong and they were right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | BanksSVN | g7of7sn | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I studied the code and the code won<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | UniqueFailure | g7om05j | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Google: how to do for in python<|eor|><|sor|>Google : this is your 4th time googling this idiot.<|eor|><|sor|>I forgot the syntax! Sheesh. For is the one that never stops right.
/s<|eor|><|sor|>Its the for(i+-... wait thats wrong, maybe its for(i =... thats wrong to damnit<|eor|><|sor|>YOU CANT INITIALIZE INSIDE THE.... oh wait, yes you can<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | noXi0uz | g7opr45 | <|sols|><|sot|>I studied the code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwbop79js1r51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is that ... a printout? In dark theme?<|eor|><|sor|>Some people wear a Rolex, other people carry dark theme printouts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | h0rr1c4n3 | p2crj3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,422 |
programmerhumor | Multinippel | h8jcxaf | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, a C++ programmer: "if i rearrange the struct members i can save 2byte of memory"
Python programmers: "unlimited memory isn't enough"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,067 |
programmerhumor | qflash01 | h8jl8yr | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...a-are you trying to store the world in an array?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,058 |
programmerhumor | JonMW | h8jj39q | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, a C++ programmer: "if i rearrange the struct members i can save 2byte of memory"
Python programmers: "unlimited memory isn't enough"<|eor|><|sor|>Python experts: "Working with efficient algorithms is the most valuable thing you can do to keep your programs operating efficiently"
Python coders: "ha ha iteration over list go brrrrrrrr"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,019 |
programmerhumor | THANKYOUFORYOURKIND | h8j7qud | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine a super powerful computer that bogosorts a 280 TiB array 100,000 times per second ... that's the computer we need to run a virtual world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,388 |
programmerhumor | warpod | h8jfmjr | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine a super powerful computer that bogosorts a 280 TiB array 100,000 times per second ... that's the computer we need to run a virtual world.<|eor|><|sor|>If you use 1 byte for atom and have 1000000 terabytes of memory, you could barely simulate 1 grain of sand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,053 |
programmerhumor | RainbowNimbus | h8jg1fg | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine a super powerful computer that bogosorts a 280 TiB array 100,000 times per second ... that's the computer we need to run a virtual world.<|eor|><|sor|>If you use 1 byte for atom and have 1000000 terabytes of memory, you could barely simulate 1 grain of sand<|eor|><|sor|>That would be a sick grain of sand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,043 |
programmerhumor | barelylingual | h8jzcig | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...a-are you trying to store the world in an array?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The full text of Wikipedia is only like 15GB.<|eor|><|sor|>IIRC, Wikipedia deployed uses 70 TB of ram (caching and all that jazz)
Source: I work at Wikipedia
Edit: Any questions that's not about my personal experience probably has answers on [MetaWiki](https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Main_Page), [MediaWiki](https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/MediaWiki), or [WikiTech](https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Main_Page). I'm just a lone individual contributor. I don't have all the answers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 991 |
programmerhumor | __adt__ | h8jfvxf | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, you can always reduce your batch sizes and put it on an AWS u-24tb1.metal instance with a completely-sane 24tb of memory.
I still have yet to discover a use case for one instance with that much RAM.<|eor|><|sor|>Rotating a bitmap of your mom 90<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 829 |
programmerhumor | SaltyStackSmasher | h8jy8k7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>O(fuck)<|eor|><|sor|>Still probably better than O(shit)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 746 |
programmerhumor | chuckie512 | h8jwo2k | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...a-are you trying to store the world in an array?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The full text of Wikipedia is only like 15GB.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 676 |
programmerhumor | tilcica | h8jltbm | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, a C++ programmer: "if i rearrange the struct members i can save 2byte of memory"
Python programmers: "unlimited memory isn't enough"<|eor|><|sor|>Python experts: "Working with efficient algorithms is the most valuable thing you can do to keep your programs operating efficiently"
Python coders: "ha ha iteration over list go brrrrrrrr"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh no
***OH NO***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 506 |
programmerhumor | barelylingual | h8k4pqx | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>...a-are you trying to store the world in an array?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The full text of Wikipedia is only like 15GB.<|eor|><|sor|>IIRC, Wikipedia deployed uses 70 TB of ram (caching and all that jazz)
Source: I work at Wikipedia
Edit: Any questions that's not about my personal experience probably has answers on [MetaWiki](https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Main_Page), [MediaWiki](https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/MediaWiki), or [WikiTech](https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Main_Page). I'm just a lone individual contributor. I don't have all the answers.<|eor|><|sor|>Serving content is much different than just storing it in an array.
Does Wikipedia self host? Or are they on a cloud service?<|eor|><|sor|>We [self host](https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikimedia_servers) but have some cloud service stuff on this thing called [Toolforge](https://admin.toolforge.org/)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Since it's a global organization, it's a fully remote job with no set hours or time tracking. Just do your work, show up at meetings if you have any, and don't be an asshole. I give it a solid 10/10 for work life balance as long as you're good about setting boundaries.
I currently work on a team called [Expedition](https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Platform_Engineering_Team/Expedition), and our goal is to basically rewrite Wikipedia in-place with better code standards so we can improve developer experience for both ourselves and future volunteers. Since it's an open source project, you can see the code that everyone writes, including [one thing](https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T288563) I did yesterday that broke production (whoops). It can be a bit scary since trolls can just come in and be meanies to everyone, but people are generally really nice.
Also, it's crazy how I can just talk about this. In other companies I'd have to be hush-hush about my work but here literally everything is public.
Edit: Any questions that's not about my personal experience probably has answers on [MetaWiki](https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Main_Page), [MediaWiki](https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/MediaWiki), or [WikiTech](https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Main_Page). I'm just a lone individual contributor. I don't have all the answers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | sasmariozeld | h8jo5gi | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, a C++ programmer: "if i rearrange the struct members i can save 2byte of memory"
Python programmers: "unlimited memory isn't enough"<|eor|><|sor|>Python experts: "Working with efficient algorithms is the most valuable thing you can do to keep your programs operating efficiently"
Python coders: "ha ha iteration over list go brrrrrrrr"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh no
***OH NO***<|eor|><|sor|>what do you mean oh no? this is the standard first line!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | Victorino__ | h8jqq0t | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, a C++ programmer: "if i rearrange the struct members i can save 2byte of memory"
Python programmers: "unlimited memory isn't enough"<|eor|><|sor|>Python experts: "Working with efficient algorithms is the most valuable thing you can do to keep your programs operating efficiently"
Python coders: "ha ha iteration over list go brrrrrrrr"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh no
***OH NO***<|eor|><|sor|>what do you mean oh no? this is the standard first line!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Why bother remembering module names when import * works just fine?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | onthefence928 | h8kq1sh | <|sols|><|sot|>I am scared of my own code now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7amfo8faqg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>O(fuck)<|eor|><|sor|>Still probably better than O(shit)<|eor|><|sor|>O(Shit) is when you know exactly how badly you are screwed, O(Fuck) is when you are surprised to discover how badly screwed you are<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 377 |
programmerhumor | Ozymandias_IV | 11zzlx5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,369 |
programmerhumor | alt_alter | jdfl93k | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I realized I haven't been good about doing 1-on-1's, I'm going to try to do these every other week now"
And then they proceed to schedule no 1-on-1's for the next few months.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,005 |
programmerhumor | kayak_enjoyer | jdf4f89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was involved in letting a programmer go once. It went exactly like this. I sent the invitation, and he asked immediately "Is this a good or a bad meeting?"
"See you tomorrow," I responded.
Yeah, not a good sign. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,619 |
programmerhumor | dashingThroughSnow12 | jdfe2uc | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company laid off 25% of the workforce last Thursday. Every engineer that I know of who was hired in the last eighteen months, myself included, was laid off.
My son had a medical appointment. Went to it with the Mrs. When we got home I get a ping that I've been removed from a slack group and I see the email detailing my layoff.
If y'all have any companies that are hiring, shoot me a PM. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,176 |
programmerhumor | vc6vWHzrHvb2PY2LyP6b | jdfvays | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I realized I haven't been good about doing 1-on-1's, I'm going to try to do these every other week now"
And then they proceed to schedule no 1-on-1's for the next few months.<|eor|><|sor|>As your team lead, I respectfully ask that you stop calling me out on social media.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,623 |
programmerhumor | c8b491b4056b44b08 | jdf22yu | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sorry bro. Been there, not fun. Heres wishing you luck with whatever comes next.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,600 |
programmerhumor | T40Z | jdf8cj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well happend to me last week, still searching for new job. Being Junior in 2023 sucks I guess<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,276 |
programmerhumor | Ozymandias_IV | jdf4sal | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was involved in letting a programmer go once. It went exactly like this. I sent the invitation, and he asked immediately "Is this a good or a bad meeting?"
"See you tomorrow," I responded.
Yeah, not a good sign. <|eor|><|soopr|>Literally my experience<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,186 |
programmerhumor | reddit_time_waster | jdf7daw | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been a developer for 15 years... bench?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 911 |
programmerhumor | Madcap_Miguel | jdfck2u | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well happend to me last week, still searching for new job. Being Junior in 2023 sucks I guess<|eor|><|sor|>I started in tech right after the last bubble burst, keep your head up, this stuff happens in cycles.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 852 |
programmerhumor | T40Z | jdf8wxe | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been a developer for 15 years... bench?<|eor|><|sor|>In outsorcing companies when you are waiting for comercial project from some client you are basicly siting on bench. You will get paid and work on some internal projects or learn new technologies under the menthor in mean time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 849 |
programmerhumor | blacksnowboader | jdfw1ju | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company laid off 25% of the workforce last Thursday. Every engineer that I know of who was hired in the last eighteen months, myself included, was laid off.
My son had a medical appointment. Went to it with the Mrs. When we got home I get a ping that I've been removed from a slack group and I see the email detailing my layoff.
If y'all have any companies that are hiring, shoot me a PM. <|eor|><|sor|>I mean, defense is always hiring. Its the one industry that is recession proof.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 752 |
programmerhumor | JacedFaced | jdf65sx | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was involved in letting a programmer go once. It went exactly like this. I sent the invitation, and he asked immediately "Is this a good or a bad meeting?"
"See you tomorrow," I responded.
Yeah, not a good sign. <|eor|><|soopr|>Literally my experience<|eoopr|><|sor|>yeah, take tonight to go ahead and jump on the job search early. Worst case you waste a night fixing your resume, best case you get an extra day to jump on finding the next gig.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 745 |
programmerhumor | JamieLily | jdf875t | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last time this happened I got an promotion, an 18k raise and a 5k bonus.
Hopefully you have the same <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 527 |
programmerhumor | ar_doomtrooper | jdfymr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got laid off last September. I had a meeting to give my boss a presentation. I prepared all week, rehearsed like five times and was the most ready for anything Ive done
I walk into the conference room and its my boss, his counterpart, and a lady Ive never met in my life. An ambush.
Not five minutes later I was out the door without an opportunity to get my stuff or say goodbye to my team.
It hurt.
Edit: Im ok. I had a friend whos team had an opportunity and it mostly fit what I needed. I have been employed for the last 6 months.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 506 |
programmerhumor | RAMChYLD | jdgg4f6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sorry bro. Been there, not fun. Heres wishing you luck with whatever comes next.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, same. Laid off last September. Still looking for a new job. Got compensation and social security, but thats not going to last forever, here in Malaysia social security will only support you for 6 months.
Its not fun at all.
Wishing you good luck in getting a new job man. Its a tough world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
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