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programmerhumor | 0x7ff04001 | jdfdxlt | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been a developer for 15 years... bench?<|eor|><|sor|>In outsorcing companies when you are waiting for comercial project from some client you are basicly siting on bench. You will get paid and work on some internal projects or learn new technologies under the menthor in mean time.<|eor|><|sor|>I was on bench for like 3-4 months once. I was freaking out the whole time that I'd get the call any day. Instead they put me on another project 4 months later. They had me working on Java (as a C programmer) and I quit a month after.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 379 |
programmerhumor | 13steinj | jdg579g | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I realized I haven't been good about doing 1-on-1's, I'm going to try to do these every other week now"
And then they proceed to schedule no 1-on-1's for the next few months.<|eor|><|sor|>As your team lead, I respectfully ask that you stop calling me out on social media.<|eor|><|sor|>Personally if I'm managing someone, I'd schedule a monthly or quarterly 1 on 1 but openly tell them "any time you want to do a 1 on 1 just put something on my calendar."
Sometimes people don't need direction, sometimes they do. But I think it's better to put the onus on them. If I need to correct some behavior I'd just talk about it privately. If they don't hear from me, they can generally assume "full steam ahead, I just don't have time to tell you that every week."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | Careless_Leek_5803 | jdf8ouj | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was involved in letting a programmer go once. It went exactly like this. I sent the invitation, and he asked immediately "Is this a good or a bad meeting?"
"See you tomorrow," I responded.
Yeah, not a good sign. <|eor|><|sor|>The first layoff I ever went through, they brought about half of our team of a couple hundred people into a big auditorium for a surprise meeting, and the VP or GM or whatever got up to the podium and said...we were the lucky ones and the other half were in another room getting the axe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmerhumor | IndigoSoln | jdfojvw | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last time this happened I got an promotion, an 18k raise and a 5k bonus.
Hopefully you have the same <|eor|><|soopr|>Sadly, no. I get 2 months severance (which is good, since I'm a contractor), and then I'm looking for a sifefrafe job at least<|eoopr|><|sor|>A....what job?<|eor|><|sor|>A sifefrafe job.
You know, doing sifefrafe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 331 |
programmerhumor | ethawesome_ | zsn74r | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,368 |
programmerhumor | polygon65537 | j18qkjw | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god I have been working on CSS that would turn all UNvisited links purple.
But the CSS isnt working and thats precisely the reason Im googling.
~~shit~~<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,004 |
programmerhumor | b-at-at | j18uagz | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worse: the links are all in Chinese<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 391 |
programmerhumor | tricheboars | j19gus1 | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nice a stack overflow post from two months ago. Oh shit the top answer says this isn't possible....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 313 |
programmerhumor | KareemOWheat | j19mb08 | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worse: the links are all in Chinese<|eor|><|sor|>Worst: You find a single post asking about your exact issue and the only reply is the OP saying "nvm fixed it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | EducationalNose7764 | j19mzdx | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The best is when you Google an error and find an answer, only to realize that the original person who asked the question was you from 10 years ago. It's like, "have I learned nothing?!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | omare14 | j1a9z1j | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worse: the links are all in Chinese<|eor|><|sor|>Worst: You find a single post asking about your exact issue and the only reply is the OP saying "nvm fixed it"<|eor|><|sor|>I once ran into an actual combination of the two. Github issue was the exact error I was getting, OP said they fixed it, someone asked how the fixed it, OP replies with Mandarin characters... Tried using translate, did not help lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | Alarmed-Equipment-70 | j19xjdr | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god I have been working on CSS that would turn all UNvisited links purple.
But the CSS isnt working and thats precisely the reason Im googling.
~~shit~~<|eor|><|sor|>Stack Overflow has a post from two months ago that is nice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | wackywavingarmgumby | j1abi2q | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The best is when you Google an error and find an answer, only to realize that the original person who asked the question was you from 10 years ago. It's like, "have I learned nothing?!"<|eor|><|sor|>"of course I know him; he's me"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | ab624 | j1afrxq | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nice a stack overflow post from two months ago. Oh shit the top answer says this isn't possible....<|eor|><|sor|>
> the top answer says this isn't possible....
https://tenor.com/bMLZk.gif<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | notKRIEEEG | j1b9nlv | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god I have been working on CSS that would turn all UNvisited links purple.
But the CSS isnt working and thats precisely the reason Im googling.
~~shit~~<|eor|><|sor|>Stack Overflow has a post from two months ago that is nice.<|eor|><|sor|>0 answers<|eor|><|sor|>nvm fixed it!<|eor|><|sor|>Do you guys remember old forums?
OP: I'm having a problem with XYZ! What do?
Stranger one: Here's a picture of how to solve it! [Image host has been down for 5 years now]
Stranger two: User XYZExpert has a great tutorial about it on this thread [link is broken]
Stranger three: There's also this megathread on the topic going on this area of the forum [you don't have permission to see the content in that area]
Mod: That's enough answers to a repeated question! /thread<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | Jetwiggs | j1a32wq | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Could be worse. You could google the problem and end up on StackOverflow to find there's only one solution...
... and it was written by yourself
(True story)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | gonzohst93 | j1aaoft | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worse: the links are all in Chinese<|eor|><|sor|>Worst: You find a single post asking about your exact issue and the only reply is the OP saying "nvm fixed it"<|eor|><|sor|>I once ran into an actual combination of the two. Github issue was the exact error I was getting, OP said they fixed it, someone asked how the fixed it, OP replies with Mandarin characters... Tried using translate, did not help lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao legendary exchange<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | wjaosigxbxl | j1a64mr | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ok imma *chatgpt my error*
damn *the answers are all made up*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | -_-Neutral-_- | j1asfsv | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god I have been working on CSS that would turn all UNvisited links purple.
But the CSS isnt working and thats precisely the reason Im googling.
~~shit~~<|eor|><|sor|>Stack Overflow has a post from two months ago that is nice.<|eor|><|sor|>0 answers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | Rad_Bones7 | j1apzgx | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nice a stack overflow post from two months ago. Oh shit the top answer says this isn't possible....<|eor|><|sor|>Last answer was: I was having the same problem
I honestly think this is worse since theres no closure<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | Jimmy_Smith | j1b8nyp | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god I have been working on CSS that would turn all UNvisited links purple.
But the CSS isnt working and thats precisely the reason Im googling.
~~shit~~<|eor|><|sor|>Stack Overflow has a post from two months ago that is nice.<|eor|><|sor|>0 answers<|eor|><|sor|>nvm fixed it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | Username8457 | j1ab298 | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god I have been working on CSS that would turn all UNvisited links purple.
But the CSS isnt working and thats precisely the reason Im googling.
~~shit~~<|eor|><|sor|> #center_col a:visited {
color: #8ab4f8;
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | lionseatcake | j19u1vu | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Easy. Just clear your cache and browsing history.
Problem solved.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmerhumor | Codzy | j18ves8 | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worse: the links are all in Chinese<|eor|><|sor|>Or Russian<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmerhumor | Bosomtwe | j19x5pb | <|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The pain when the whole first page of the Google results is purple. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmerhumor | jamesaw22 | 7l8f5n | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,340 |
programmerhumor | brokedown | drkdksr | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>But it's just a minor tweak, what could possibly go wrong?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,909 |
programmerhumor | har0ldau | drke8u0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>But it's just a minor tweak, what could possibly go wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>As I found it today: fucking everything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,517 |
programmerhumor | WiseassWolfOfYoitsu | drkjyii | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>But it's just a minor tweak, what could possibly go wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>As I found it today: fucking everything.<|eor|><|sor|>In fact, today, the concept of "fucking everything" has expanded, because it broke things that should not, in theory, have been capable of existing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,491 |
programmerhumor | Meloetta | drkexyq | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone please call my company and read this to them
I'm in danger <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,429 |
programmerhumor | gandalfx | drkivy1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, we write software for (Dutch) governments. If there is a problem the next two weeks, nobody will ever notice.<|eor|><|sor|>Because
a) the government literally stops working over the holidays.
b) nobody uses "that machine" in government.
c) there are so many problems already that another critical issues doesn't even register.
d) all of the above.
?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 780 |
programmerhumor | awakenDeepBlue | drkk6v5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anybody remember when Netflix went down around Christmas? Those poor, poor Engineers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 633 |
programmerhumor | Spectahhh | drkl6aw | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>But it's just a minor tweak, what could possibly go wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>As I found it today: fucking everything.<|eor|><|sor|>In fact, today, the concept of "fucking everything" has expanded, because it broke things that should not, in theory, have been capable of existing.<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh, I see you work on a network with printers as well...<|eor|><|sor|>Stop triggering my PTSD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 599 |
programmerhumor | dubblix | drkh8ia | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>We're deploying brand new modules and workflows tonight. FML<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 590 |
programmerhumor | Chewcocca | drkmdbs | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>But it's just a minor tweak, what could possibly go wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>As I found it today: fucking everything.<|eor|><|sor|>In fact, today, the concept of "fucking everything" has expanded, because it broke things that should not, in theory, have been capable of existing.<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh, I see you work on a network with printers as well...<|eor|><|sor|>Stop triggering my PTSD<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of us struggle with print traumatic stress disorder. You are not alone. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | invertedspear | drkjf66 | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone please call my company and read this to them
I'm in danger <|eor|><|sor|>Try making a game out of how much bullshit you can sling. Extra points if you convince them the flux capacitor is acting up and you can't deploy until you overhaul it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 411 |
programmerhumor | ThreeLeggedTranny | drkm0xd | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone please call my company and read this to them
I'm in danger <|eor|><|sor|>My company is completely different now, but 7 years ago, we deployed a 100% new backend to our ecommerce website on the night of December 23rd. I was the lead DBA on that project, and it had to be done by the end of the year, so we had about 5-6 days of testing once all the code was finished. My butthole was puckered so tight I thought I was going to shit diamonds. Somehow though, it went off without a hitch. We still talk about that one around here. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | anotherhumantoo | drkpq3x | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anybody remember when Netflix went down around Christmas? Those poor, poor Engineers.<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair those guys are probably compensated very handsomely. <|eor|><|sor|>By a free lunch at work, or a couple undocumented days off.
Theyre almost certainly salary. Its part of the job description <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | summonsays | drkl97z | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>They want me to merge all my work from the past 3 weeks today so they can deploy tomorrow because the manager wants to test over the break. Just dont break anything he says<|eor|><|sor|>... deploy to a test evironment right? .... right?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | codenamejeff | drkn0lg | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anybody remember when Netflix went down around Christmas? Those poor, poor Engineers.<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair those guys are probably compensated very handsomely. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | De4th69 | drklrjb | <|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>They want me to merge all my work from the past 3 weeks today so they can deploy tomorrow because the manager wants to test over the break. Just dont break anything he says<|eor|><|sor|>... deploy to a test evironment right? .... right?!<|eor|><|sor|>In what alternate reality do you live in?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | YourTacosAreMine | sdibqz | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,342 |
programmerhumor | NeuroXc | hudhsql | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,428 |
programmerhumor | hicklc01 | hudexg0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,072 |
programmerhumor | happy--muffin | hudj8jy | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you guys are using alt accounts?<|eor|><|sor|>Learned #1 the hard way when Im just causally browsing Reddit during breakfast in the kitchen and my wife was like, why is there boobs on your phone?
Started a new account and my main turned into the porn alt to be used in my room only. No joke when I go to Reddit.com on my desktop its like pornhub, with occasional 3D printing deals<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 451 |
programmerhumor | b_man_c | hudfovb | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you guys are using alt accounts?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | SprinklesFancy5074 | hue37zw | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|sor|>4chan clients, porn websites, anime/manga scrapers, minecraft hack clients, piracy megathreads, porn organization scripts, the list goes on and on.<|eor|><|sor|>> porn organization scripts
Clearly, I have fallen behind the curve and need to do some research.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | Stranded_In_A_Desert | hudkstl | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you guys are using alt accounts?<|eor|><|sor|>Learned #1 the hard way when Im just causally browsing Reddit during breakfast in the kitchen and my wife was like, why is there boobs on your phone?
Started a new account and my main turned into the porn alt to be used in my room only. No joke when I go to Reddit.com on my desktop its like pornhub, with occasional 3D printing deals<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, my gf watches nastier porn than I do<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | asportnoy | hudnok4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | seeroflights | hud1pcb | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Meme*
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[*Paneled meme featuring text paired with images of a brain where it becomes increasingly glowing.*]
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**Panel 1**
Having an alt account on Reddit for browsing NSFW
[*Image of an X-ray of a person facing the left of the panel. Their brain is visible in the picture, and it is substantially smaller than the person's skull.*]
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**Panel 2**
Having an alt account on Twitter for sharing controversial opinions
[*Blue diagram of a person facing the right of the panel; their brain has several glowing areas lit up in purple.*]
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**Panel 3**
Having an alt accunt on Github for merging your sketchiest pull requests
[*The person's brain is now almost completely glowing; it emits bright white light and the image is now filtered in red-brown.*]
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | InterPool_sbn | huee5cr | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|sor|>4chan clients, porn websites, anime/manga scrapers, minecraft hack clients, piracy megathreads, porn organization scripts, the list goes on and on.<|eor|><|sor|>> porn organization scripts
Clearly, I have fallen behind the curve and need to do some research.<|eor|><|sor|>Modern problems require modern solutions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | halesnaxlors | hudp3ul | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|sor|>Submitting issues to pr0n scrapers<|eor|><|sor|>>the pr0n scraper cumshovel, which is a dependency for the CLI porn management system TI-tty, seg faults when downloading webm files.
I can't jerk off like this! My paper towels will just have to wait until I manage to find the cause, and submit a PR.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | papawhiskydick | hudl78y | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you guys are using alt accounts?<|eor|><|sor|>Learned #1 the hard way when Im just causally browsing Reddit during breakfast in the kitchen and my wife was like, why is there boobs on your phone?
Started a new account and my main turned into the porn alt to be used in my room only. No joke when I go to Reddit.com on my desktop its like pornhub, with occasional 3D printing deals<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, my gf watches nastier porn than I do<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah and me. That girls crazy, man.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | enjoytheshow | hudv5zo | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|sor|>I built a Reddit porn aggregator a few years back and definitely kept it private on my GitHub
Guess I shouldnt ever apply at Microsoft<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | Impressive_Change593 | hudq5ue | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else<|eor|><|sor|>Also Torvalds made a commit to the amogOS repo using that method lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | ChickenF622 | hue7xrs | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|sor|>I built a Reddit porn aggregator a few years back and definitely kept it private on my GitHub
Guess I shouldnt ever apply at Microsoft<|eor|><|sor|>Make that repo public for the good of mankind<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | ArionW | huei2u0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|sor|>4chan clients, porn websites, anime/manga scrapers, minecraft hack clients, piracy megathreads, porn organization scripts, the list goes on and on.<|eor|><|sor|>What is wrong with anime/manga scrapers? Because of the piracy or because of potential weeb?<|eor|><|sor|>both, with weebery being the worse offense.<|eor|><|sor|>Excuse me,
Weeb is offensive term, we prefer to be called "degenerates", thank you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | EisteeCitrus | hudr6tm | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|sor|>4chan clients, porn websites, anime/manga scrapers, minecraft hack clients, piracy megathreads, porn organization scripts, the list goes on and on.<|eor|><|sor|>What is wrong with anime/manga scrapers? Because of the piracy or because of potential weeb?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | diamondketo | hudoib4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>It was a reply to this huh?
https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/sdcbrn/should_i_post_my_nsfw_code_to_my_github/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | Ejave | x3udcz | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,341 |
programmerhumor | Hk-Neowizard | imrl7d4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 3: "how to restore a broken repo index"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,330 |
programmerhumor | hongooi | imros1h | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 3: "how to restore a broken repo index"<|eor|><|sor|>"Delete local repo and download a new clone" <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,722 |
programmerhumor | lazernanes | imrntjm | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/1597/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,709 |
programmerhumor | TheOriginalSmileyMan | imruq01 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 3: "how to restore a broken repo index"<|eor|><|sor|>"Delete local repo and download a new clone" <|eor|><|sor|>This is the correct answer to 99.99% of git issues.
Losing your work because you didn't push to the server all day is what I like to call a "teachable moment"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,147 |
programmerhumor | lardgsus | imrnlng | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait till you "whoops I pushed to the wrong branch".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,376 |
programmerhumor | ConfectionCool | imrmsoi | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 3: Dunning Kruger<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,094 |
programmerhumor | arbenowskee | imrrdx2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/1597/<|eor|><|sor|>After roughly 2 decades, this is still the most bullet proof workflow =)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,043 |
programmerhumor | akulowaty | imrp0md | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 1540: how the fuck do I rebase<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 986 |
programmerhumor | chaisenbois | imrm9vw | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You mispelled "'day 365 " in the last panel<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 912 |
programmerhumor | Clemario | imrpfnq | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You mispelled "'day 365 " in the last panel<|eor|><|sor|>No, the meme is accurate. Day 2 is thinking you know everything. Day 3 is realizing you know nothing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 879 |
programmerhumor | pleshij | imrwqz8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 3: "how to restore a broken repo index"<|eor|><|sor|>"Delete local repo and download a new clone" <|eor|><|sor|>This is the correct answer to 99.99% of git issues.
Losing your work because you didn't push to the server all day is what I like to call a "teachable moment"<|eor|><|sor|>You can just copy everything besides the .git directory and then overwrite the fresh clone with it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 626 |
programmerhumor | bereved | imrpe5x | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Git commands are actually extremely complicated but odds are you're only ever gonna need like 4 of them so yeah in practice it is that easy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 616 |
programmerhumor | Steppenbar | imrohrw | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 478:
What is SSH?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 614 |
programmerhumor | un-hot | imrrbj0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait till you "whoops I pushed to the wrong branch".<|eor|><|sor|>Thank God our master branch only accepts PRs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 592 |
programmerhumor | zMisir | imrptw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://ohshitgit.com<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 392 |
programmerhumor | Aganihm1 | ims07us | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 1540: how the fuck do I rebase<|eor|><|sor|>Day 1541: how the fuck do I undo rebase master onto feature branch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 351 |
programmerhumor | MaybeAshleyIdk | imrvhst | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/1597/<|eor|><|sor|>> If that doesn't fix it, git.txt contains the phone number of a friend of mine who understands git. Just wait through a few minutes of 'It's really pretty simple, just think of branches as...' and eventually you'll learn the commands that will fix everything.
I just fucking love this caption because this is literally me. Whenever a coworker asks me how to do a certain thing in Git, or how to fix something that they broke, I'll first try to explain how it works in great detail.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | hongooi | imrp32b | <|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Git gud<|eor|><|sor|> git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | cheese-power | 7wdspj | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,305 |
programmerhumor | FurryPornAccount | dtzmpj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just add another javascript library to support the timezone and call it a day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 978 |
programmerhumor | lovethebacon | dtzxsyb | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have no fucking clue where to even start.
But, as a CTO, my move would be to not support Mars for the time being.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 745 |
programmerhumor | DeirdreAnethoel | dtzn5z0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But the real question is will they want daylight saving time?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 470 |
programmerhumor | Overlordduck2 | dtzwh0z | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> A mean Martian solar day, or "sol", is 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds.
> The length of time for Mars to complete one orbit around the Sun is [...] about 686.98 Earth solar days, or 668.5991 sols.
Imagine how actually terrifying it would be to properly implement and support this and keep it in tune.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed. Best date. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 421 |
programmerhumor | hexagon672 | dtzv2ts | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just add another javascript library to support the timezone and call it a day.<|eor|><|sor|>> $ npm i --save marstime<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 414 |
programmerhumor | BlackDeath3 | du03su3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> A mean Martian solar day, or "sol", is 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds.
> The length of time for Mars to complete one orbit around the Sun is [...] about 686.98 Earth solar days, or 668.5991 sols.
Imagine how actually terrifying it would be to properly implement and support this and keep it in tune.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>January 1, 1970 01:00 GMT it is!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 384 |
programmerhumor | kiki_jojo | dtzkvy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm gonna submit a pull request for moment.js<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | Prison__Mike_ | du08dbk | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just add another javascript library to support the timezone and call it a day.<|eor|><|sor|>> $ npm i --save marstime<|eor|><|sor|>>87 packages added<|eor|><|sor|> npm WARN deprecated marstime-dev@0.3.1: this package has been reintegrated into npm and is now out of date with respect to npm
npm WARN deprecated spacetime@1.0.5: spacetime@<3.0.0 is no longer maintained. Upgrade to spacetime@^4.0.0
npm WARN deprecated lodash@1.0.2: lodash@<2.0.0 is no longer maintained. Upgrade to lodash@^3.0.0
npm WARN deprecated minimatch@1.0.0: Please update to minimatch 3.0.2 or higher to avoid a RegExp DoS issue
npm WARN deprecated graceful-fs@3.0.8: graceful-fs version 3 and before will fail on newer node releases. Please update to graceful-fs@^4.0.0 as soon as possible.
npm WARN deprecated npmconf@2.1.1: this package has been reintegrated into npm and is now out of date with respect to npm
... 26 other warnings
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | BlackDeath3 | du052yj | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> A mean Martian solar day, or "sol", is 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds.
> The length of time for Mars to complete one orbit around the Sun is [...] about 686.98 Earth solar days, or 668.5991 sols.
Imagine how actually terrifying it would be to properly implement and support this and keep it in tune.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>January 1, 1970 01:00 GMT it is!<|eor|><|sor|>timezones start at 0:00<|eor|><|sor|>Hey...
^Psst...
^^Hey...
^^^That's ^^^the ^^^joke!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | -Rivox- | dtzpeye | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But the real question is will they want daylight saving time?<|eor|><|sor|>yes, but different switch for every time zone. And some won't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | proto-geo | du05g0n | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> A mean Martian solar day, or "sol", is 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds.
> The length of time for Mars to complete one orbit around the Sun is [...] about 686.98 Earth solar days, or 668.5991 sols.
Imagine how actually terrifying it would be to properly implement and support this and keep it in tune.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>January 1, 1970 01:00 GMT it is!<|eor|><|sor|>timezones start at 0:00<|eor|><|sor|>Hey...
^Psst...
^^Hey...
^^^That's ^^^the ^^^joke!<|eor|><|sor|>[oh](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1704/2299/products/DynamicImageHandler_aa8a6079-95d8-453f-90b4-34f47c61eb4f.png?v=1512431646)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | skeptic11 | dtzsmid | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[The Problem with Time & Timezones - Computerphile](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wpm-gesOY)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | kornel191 | dtzyn90 | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> A mean Martian solar day, or "sol", is 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds.
> The length of time for Mars to complete one orbit around the Sun is [...] about 686.98 Earth solar days, or 668.5991 sols.
Imagine how actually terrifying it would be to properly implement and support this and keep it in tune.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Why? <|eor|><|sor|>unix timestamp<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | DrunkHurricane | dtzzf2c | <|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> A mean Martian solar day, or "sol", is 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds.
> The length of time for Mars to complete one orbit around the Sun is [...] about 686.98 Earth solar days, or 668.5991 sols.
Imagine how actually terrifying it would be to properly implement and support this and keep it in tune.<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevantish XKCD](https://www.xkcd.com/1825/)<|eor|><|sor|>[Another relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1883/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | FlyingPlatypus5 | v0789x | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,299 |
programmerhumor | MikemkPK | iaeq01h | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You have a lot of RAM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,254 |
programmerhumor | blackmist | iaeu6cy | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Man, you should have been here before memory protection.
My C debugging time was 95% rebooting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 636 |
programmerhumor | Optimal_Effect1800 | iaepicx | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't use malloc In a loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 601 |
programmerhumor | under_stress274 | iaeqrpl | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You have a lot of RAM<|eor|><|sor|>104,758 MB<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 490 |
programmerhumor | blobdonkey | iaepuu8 | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't use malloc In a loop<|eor|><|sor|>I use malloc in recursion<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 445 |
programmerhumor | ososalsosal | iaerj17 | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Do IDEs warn about unmatched malloc's? I don't C.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 424 |
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