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programmerhumor
0x7ff04001
jdfdxlt
<|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been a developer for 15 years... bench?<|eor|><|sor|>In outsorcing companies when you are waiting for comercial project from some client you are basicly siting on bench. You will get paid and work on some internal projects or learn new technologies under the menthor in mean time.<|eor|><|sor|>I was on bench for like 3-4 months once. I was freaking out the whole time that I'd get the call any day. Instead they put me on another project 4 months later. They had me working on Java (as a C programmer) and I quit a month after.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
379
programmerhumor
13steinj
jdg579g
<|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I realized I haven't been good about doing 1-on-1's, I'm going to try to do these every other week now" And then they proceed to schedule no 1-on-1's for the next few months.<|eor|><|sor|>As your team lead, I respectfully ask that you stop calling me out on social media.<|eor|><|sor|>Personally if I'm managing someone, I'd schedule a monthly or quarterly 1 on 1 but openly tell them "any time you want to do a 1 on 1 just put something on my calendar." Sometimes people don't need direction, sometimes they do. But I think it's better to put the onus on them. If I need to correct some behavior I'd just talk about it privately. If they don't hear from me, they can generally assume "full steam ahead, I just don't have time to tell you that every week."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
354
programmerhumor
Careless_Leek_5803
jdf8ouj
<|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was involved in letting a programmer go once. It went exactly like this. I sent the invitation, and he asked immediately "Is this a good or a bad meeting?" "See you tomorrow," I responded. Yeah, not a good sign. <|eor|><|sor|>The first layoff I ever went through, they brought about half of our team of a couple hundred people into a big auditorium for a surprise meeting, and the VP or GM or whatever got up to the podium and said...we were the lucky ones and the other half were in another room getting the axe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
344
programmerhumor
IndigoSoln
jdfojvw
<|sols|><|sot|>Who else has been laid off?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4wx48z04vlpa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Last time this happened I got an promotion, an 18k raise and a 5k bonus. Hopefully you have the same <|eor|><|soopr|>Sadly, no. I get 2 months severance (which is good, since I'm a contractor), and then I'm looking for a sifefrafe job at least<|eoopr|><|sor|>A....what job?<|eor|><|sor|>A sifefrafe job. You know, doing sifefrafe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
331
programmerhumor
ethawesome_
zsn74r
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
31,368
programmerhumor
polygon65537
j18qkjw
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god I have been working on CSS that would turn all UNvisited links purple. But the CSS isnt working and thats precisely the reason Im googling. ~~shit~~<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,004
programmerhumor
b-at-at
j18uagz
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worse: the links are all in Chinese<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
391
programmerhumor
tricheboars
j19gus1
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nice a stack overflow post from two months ago. Oh shit the top answer says this isn't possible....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
313
programmerhumor
KareemOWheat
j19mb08
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worse: the links are all in Chinese<|eor|><|sor|>Worst: You find a single post asking about your exact issue and the only reply is the OP saying "nvm fixed it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
282
programmerhumor
EducationalNose7764
j19mzdx
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The best is when you Google an error and find an answer, only to realize that the original person who asked the question was you from 10 years ago. It's like, "have I learned nothing?!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
216
programmerhumor
omare14
j1a9z1j
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worse: the links are all in Chinese<|eor|><|sor|>Worst: You find a single post asking about your exact issue and the only reply is the OP saying "nvm fixed it"<|eor|><|sor|>I once ran into an actual combination of the two. Github issue was the exact error I was getting, OP said they fixed it, someone asked how the fixed it, OP replies with Mandarin characters... Tried using translate, did not help lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
201
programmerhumor
Alarmed-Equipment-70
j19xjdr
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god I have been working on CSS that would turn all UNvisited links purple. But the CSS isnt working and thats precisely the reason Im googling. ~~shit~~<|eor|><|sor|>Stack Overflow has a post from two months ago that is nice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
188
programmerhumor
wackywavingarmgumby
j1abi2q
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The best is when you Google an error and find an answer, only to realize that the original person who asked the question was you from 10 years ago. It's like, "have I learned nothing?!"<|eor|><|sor|>"of course I know him; he's me"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
106
programmerhumor
ab624
j1afrxq
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nice a stack overflow post from two months ago. Oh shit the top answer says this isn't possible....<|eor|><|sor|> > the top answer says this isn't possible.... https://tenor.com/bMLZk.gif<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
101
programmerhumor
notKRIEEEG
j1b9nlv
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god I have been working on CSS that would turn all UNvisited links purple. But the CSS isnt working and thats precisely the reason Im googling. ~~shit~~<|eor|><|sor|>Stack Overflow has a post from two months ago that is nice.<|eor|><|sor|>0 answers<|eor|><|sor|>nvm fixed it!<|eor|><|sor|>Do you guys remember old forums? OP: I'm having a problem with XYZ! What do? Stranger one: Here's a picture of how to solve it! [Image host has been down for 5 years now] Stranger two: User XYZExpert has a great tutorial about it on this thread [link is broken] Stranger three: There's also this megathread on the topic going on this area of the forum [you don't have permission to see the content in that area] Mod: That's enough answers to a repeated question! /thread<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
99
programmerhumor
Jetwiggs
j1a32wq
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Could be worse. You could google the problem and end up on StackOverflow to find there's only one solution... ... and it was written by yourself (True story)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
87
programmerhumor
gonzohst93
j1aaoft
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worse: the links are all in Chinese<|eor|><|sor|>Worst: You find a single post asking about your exact issue and the only reply is the OP saying "nvm fixed it"<|eor|><|sor|>I once ran into an actual combination of the two. Github issue was the exact error I was getting, OP said they fixed it, someone asked how the fixed it, OP replies with Mandarin characters... Tried using translate, did not help lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao legendary exchange<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
84
programmerhumor
wjaosigxbxl
j1a64mr
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ok imma *chatgpt my error* damn *the answers are all made up*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
83
programmerhumor
-_-Neutral-_-
j1asfsv
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god I have been working on CSS that would turn all UNvisited links purple. But the CSS isnt working and thats precisely the reason Im googling. ~~shit~~<|eor|><|sor|>Stack Overflow has a post from two months ago that is nice.<|eor|><|sor|>0 answers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
79
programmerhumor
Rad_Bones7
j1apzgx
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nice a stack overflow post from two months ago. Oh shit the top answer says this isn't possible....<|eor|><|sor|>Last answer was: I was having the same problem I honestly think this is worse since theres no closure<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
73
programmerhumor
Jimmy_Smith
j1b8nyp
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god I have been working on CSS that would turn all UNvisited links purple. But the CSS isnt working and thats precisely the reason Im googling. ~~shit~~<|eor|><|sor|>Stack Overflow has a post from two months ago that is nice.<|eor|><|sor|>0 answers<|eor|><|sor|>nvm fixed it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
65
programmerhumor
Username8457
j1ab298
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god I have been working on CSS that would turn all UNvisited links purple. But the CSS isnt working and thats precisely the reason Im googling. ~~shit~~<|eor|><|sor|> #center_col a:visited { color: #8ab4f8; }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
56
programmerhumor
lionseatcake
j19u1vu
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Easy. Just clear your cache and browsing history. Problem solved.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
51
programmerhumor
Codzy
j18ves8
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Worse: the links are all in Chinese<|eor|><|sor|>Or Russian<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
49
programmerhumor
Bosomtwe
j19x5pb
<|sols|><|sot|>StackOverflow got hands<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/L4vtnL1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The pain when the whole first page of the Google results is purple. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
47
programmerhumor
jamesaw22
7l8f5n
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
31,340
programmerhumor
brokedown
drkdksr
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>But it's just a minor tweak, what could possibly go wrong?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,909
programmerhumor
har0ldau
drke8u0
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>But it's just a minor tweak, what could possibly go wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>As I found it today: fucking everything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,517
programmerhumor
WiseassWolfOfYoitsu
drkjyii
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>But it's just a minor tweak, what could possibly go wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>As I found it today: fucking everything.<|eor|><|sor|>In fact, today, the concept of "fucking everything" has expanded, because it broke things that should not, in theory, have been capable of existing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,491
programmerhumor
Meloetta
drkexyq
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone please call my company and read this to them I'm in danger <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,429
programmerhumor
gandalfx
drkivy1
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, we write software for (Dutch) governments. If there is a problem the next two weeks, nobody will ever notice.<|eor|><|sor|>Because a) the government literally stops working over the holidays. b) nobody uses "that machine" in government. c) there are so many problems already that another critical issues doesn't even register. d) all of the above. ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
780
programmerhumor
awakenDeepBlue
drkk6v5
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anybody remember when Netflix went down around Christmas? Those poor, poor Engineers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
633
programmerhumor
Spectahhh
drkl6aw
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>But it's just a minor tweak, what could possibly go wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>As I found it today: fucking everything.<|eor|><|sor|>In fact, today, the concept of "fucking everything" has expanded, because it broke things that should not, in theory, have been capable of existing.<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh, I see you work on a network with printers as well...<|eor|><|sor|>Stop triggering my PTSD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
599
programmerhumor
dubblix
drkh8ia
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>We're deploying brand new modules and workflows tonight. FML<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
590
programmerhumor
Chewcocca
drkmdbs
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>But it's just a minor tweak, what could possibly go wrong?<|eor|><|sor|>As I found it today: fucking everything.<|eor|><|sor|>In fact, today, the concept of "fucking everything" has expanded, because it broke things that should not, in theory, have been capable of existing.<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh, I see you work on a network with printers as well...<|eor|><|sor|>Stop triggering my PTSD<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of us struggle with print traumatic stress disorder. You are not alone. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
465
programmerhumor
invertedspear
drkjf66
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone please call my company and read this to them I'm in danger <|eor|><|sor|>Try making a game out of how much bullshit you can sling. Extra points if you convince them the flux capacitor is acting up and you can't deploy until you overhaul it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
411
programmerhumor
ThreeLeggedTranny
drkm0xd
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone please call my company and read this to them I'm in danger <|eor|><|sor|>My company is completely different now, but 7 years ago, we deployed a 100% new backend to our ecommerce website on the night of December 23rd. I was the lead DBA on that project, and it had to be done by the end of the year, so we had about 5-6 days of testing once all the code was finished. My butthole was puckered so tight I thought I was going to shit diamonds. Somehow though, it went off without a hitch. We still talk about that one around here. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
320
programmerhumor
anotherhumantoo
drkpq3x
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anybody remember when Netflix went down around Christmas? Those poor, poor Engineers.<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair those guys are probably compensated very handsomely. <|eor|><|sor|>By a free lunch at work, or a couple undocumented days off. Theyre almost certainly salary. Its part of the job description <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
316
programmerhumor
summonsays
drkl97z
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>They want me to merge all my work from the past 3 weeks today so they can deploy tomorrow because the manager wants to test over the break. Just dont break anything he says<|eor|><|sor|>... deploy to a test evironment right? .... right?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
307
programmerhumor
codenamejeff
drkn0lg
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anybody remember when Netflix went down around Christmas? Those poor, poor Engineers.<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair those guys are probably compensated very handsomely. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
291
programmerhumor
De4th69
drklrjb
<|sols|><|sot|>Software engineering pro-tip (from @chrisalbon)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8uvcmqtpv8501.png<|eol|><|sor|>They want me to merge all my work from the past 3 weeks today so they can deploy tomorrow because the manager wants to test over the break. Just dont break anything he says<|eor|><|sor|>... deploy to a test evironment right? .... right?!<|eor|><|sor|>In what alternate reality do you live in?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
271
programmerhumor
YourTacosAreMine
sdibqz
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
31,342
programmerhumor
NeuroXc
hudhsql
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,428
programmerhumor
hicklc01
hudexg0
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,072
programmerhumor
happy--muffin
hudj8jy
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you guys are using alt accounts?<|eor|><|sor|>Learned #1 the hard way when Im just causally browsing Reddit during breakfast in the kitchen and my wife was like, why is there boobs on your phone? Started a new account and my main turned into the porn alt to be used in my room only. No joke when I go to Reddit.com on my desktop its like pornhub, with occasional 3D printing deals<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
451
programmerhumor
b_man_c
hudfovb
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you guys are using alt accounts?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
398
programmerhumor
SprinklesFancy5074
hue37zw
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|sor|>4chan clients, porn websites, anime/manga scrapers, minecraft hack clients, piracy megathreads, porn organization scripts, the list goes on and on.<|eor|><|sor|>> porn organization scripts Clearly, I have fallen behind the curve and need to do some research.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
293
programmerhumor
Stranded_In_A_Desert
hudkstl
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you guys are using alt accounts?<|eor|><|sor|>Learned #1 the hard way when Im just causally browsing Reddit during breakfast in the kitchen and my wife was like, why is there boobs on your phone? Started a new account and my main turned into the porn alt to be used in my room only. No joke when I go to Reddit.com on my desktop its like pornhub, with occasional 3D printing deals<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, my gf watches nastier porn than I do<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
259
programmerhumor
asportnoy
hudnok4
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
226
programmerhumor
seeroflights
hud1pcb
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Meme* --- [*Paneled meme featuring text paired with images of a brain where it becomes increasingly glowing.*] --- **Panel 1** Having an alt account on Reddit for browsing NSFW [*Image of an X-ray of a person facing the left of the panel. Their brain is visible in the picture, and it is substantially smaller than the person's skull.*] --- **Panel 2** Having an alt account on Twitter for sharing controversial opinions [*Blue diagram of a person facing the right of the panel; their brain has several glowing areas lit up in purple.*] --- **Panel 3** Having an alt accunt on Github for merging your sketchiest pull requests [*The person's brain is now almost completely glowing; it emits bright white light and the image is now filtered in red-brown.*] --- ^^I'm&#32;a&#32;human&#32;volunteer&#32;content&#32;transcriber&#32;and&#32;you&#32;could&#32;be&#32;too!&#32;[If&#32;you'd&#32;like&#32;more&#32;information&#32;on&#32;what&#32;we&#32;do&#32;and&#32;why&#32;we&#32;do&#32;it,&#32;click&#32;here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
139
programmerhumor
InterPool_sbn
huee5cr
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|sor|>4chan clients, porn websites, anime/manga scrapers, minecraft hack clients, piracy megathreads, porn organization scripts, the list goes on and on.<|eor|><|sor|>> porn organization scripts Clearly, I have fallen behind the curve and need to do some research.<|eor|><|sor|>Modern problems require modern solutions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
132
programmerhumor
halesnaxlors
hudp3ul
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|sor|>Submitting issues to pr0n scrapers<|eor|><|sor|>>the pr0n scraper cumshovel, which is a dependency for the CLI porn management system TI-tty, seg faults when downloading webm files. I can't jerk off like this! My paper towels will just have to wait until I manage to find the cause, and submit a PR.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
128
programmerhumor
papawhiskydick
hudl78y
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you guys are using alt accounts?<|eor|><|sor|>Learned #1 the hard way when Im just causally browsing Reddit during breakfast in the kitchen and my wife was like, why is there boobs on your phone? Started a new account and my main turned into the porn alt to be used in my room only. No joke when I go to Reddit.com on my desktop its like pornhub, with occasional 3D printing deals<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, my gf watches nastier porn than I do<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah and me. That girls crazy, man.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
127
programmerhumor
enjoytheshow
hudv5zo
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|sor|>I built a Reddit porn aggregator a few years back and definitely kept it private on my GitHub Guess I shouldnt ever apply at Microsoft<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
115
programmerhumor
Impressive_Change593
hudq5ue
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else<|eor|><|sor|>Also Torvalds made a commit to the amogOS repo using that method lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
114
programmerhumor
ChickenF622
hue7xrs
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|sor|>I built a Reddit porn aggregator a few years back and definitely kept it private on my GitHub Guess I shouldnt ever apply at Microsoft<|eor|><|sor|>Make that repo public for the good of mankind<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
112
programmerhumor
ArionW
huei2u0
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|sor|>4chan clients, porn websites, anime/manga scrapers, minecraft hack clients, piracy megathreads, porn organization scripts, the list goes on and on.<|eor|><|sor|>What is wrong with anime/manga scrapers? Because of the piracy or because of potential weeb?<|eor|><|sor|>both, with weebery being the worse offense.<|eor|><|sor|>Excuse me, Weeb is offensive term, we prefer to be called "degenerates", thank you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
104
programmerhumor
EisteeCitrus
hudr6tm
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure there are github repos that a company would not like to see a potential hire submitting pull requests. Don't know of the top of my head but it's perfectly reasonable to think that they could exist.<|eor|><|sor|>Porn scrapers, torrent clients, Java logging libraries... Just a few I can think of.<|eor|><|sor|>4chan clients, porn websites, anime/manga scrapers, minecraft hack clients, piracy megathreads, porn organization scripts, the list goes on and on.<|eor|><|sor|>What is wrong with anime/manga scrapers? Because of the piracy or because of potential weeb?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
92
programmerhumor
diamondketo
hudoib4
<|sols|><|sot|>Git blame someone else<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zkpum302x3e81.png<|eol|><|sor|>It was a reply to this huh? https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/sdcbrn/should_i_post_my_nsfw_code_to_my_github/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
84
programmerhumor
Ejave
x3udcz
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
31,341
programmerhumor
Hk-Neowizard
imrl7d4
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 3: "how to restore a broken repo index"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10,330
programmerhumor
hongooi
imros1h
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 3: "how to restore a broken repo index"<|eor|><|sor|>"Delete local repo and download a new clone" <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,722
programmerhumor
lazernanes
imrntjm
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/1597/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,709
programmerhumor
TheOriginalSmileyMan
imruq01
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 3: "how to restore a broken repo index"<|eor|><|sor|>"Delete local repo and download a new clone" <|eor|><|sor|>This is the correct answer to 99.99% of git issues. Losing your work because you didn't push to the server all day is what I like to call a "teachable moment"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,147
programmerhumor
lardgsus
imrnlng
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait till you "whoops I pushed to the wrong branch".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,376
programmerhumor
ConfectionCool
imrmsoi
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 3: Dunning Kruger<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,094
programmerhumor
arbenowskee
imrrdx2
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/1597/<|eor|><|sor|>After roughly 2 decades, this is still the most bullet proof workflow =)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,043
programmerhumor
akulowaty
imrp0md
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 1540: how the fuck do I rebase<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
986
programmerhumor
chaisenbois
imrm9vw
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You mispelled "'day 365 " in the last panel<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
912
programmerhumor
Clemario
imrpfnq
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You mispelled "'day 365 " in the last panel<|eor|><|sor|>No, the meme is accurate. Day 2 is thinking you know everything. Day 3 is realizing you know nothing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
879
programmerhumor
pleshij
imrwqz8
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 3: "how to restore a broken repo index"<|eor|><|sor|>"Delete local repo and download a new clone" <|eor|><|sor|>This is the correct answer to 99.99% of git issues. Losing your work because you didn't push to the server all day is what I like to call a "teachable moment"<|eor|><|sor|>You can just copy everything besides the .git directory and then overwrite the fresh clone with it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
626
programmerhumor
bereved
imrpe5x
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Git commands are actually extremely complicated but odds are you're only ever gonna need like 4 of them so yeah in practice it is that easy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
616
programmerhumor
Steppenbar
imrohrw
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 478: What is SSH?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
614
programmerhumor
un-hot
imrrbj0
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait till you "whoops I pushed to the wrong branch".<|eor|><|sor|>Thank God our master branch only accepts PRs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
592
programmerhumor
zMisir
imrptw8
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://ohshitgit.com<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
392
programmerhumor
Aganihm1
ims07us
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Day 1540: how the fuck do I rebase<|eor|><|sor|>Day 1541: how the fuck do I undo rebase master onto feature branch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
351
programmerhumor
MaybeAshleyIdk
imrvhst
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/1597/<|eor|><|sor|>> If that doesn't fix it, git.txt contains the phone number of a friend of mine who understands git. Just wait through a few minutes of 'It's really pretty simple, just think of branches as...' and eventually you'll learn the commands that will fix everything. I just fucking love this caption because this is literally me. Whenever a coworker asks me how to do a certain thing in Git, or how to fix something that they broke, I'll first try to explain how it works in great detail.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
308
programmerhumor
hongooi
imrp32b
<|sols|><|sot|>Is it really that much easy? Because in the beginning I was a lot scared of it.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6y8jpj5f4el91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Git gud<|eor|><|sor|> git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
308
programmerhumor
cheese-power
7wdspj
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
31,305
programmerhumor
FurryPornAccount
dtzmpj5
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just add another javascript library to support the timezone and call it a day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
978
programmerhumor
lovethebacon
dtzxsyb
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have no fucking clue where to even start. But, as a CTO, my move would be to not support Mars for the time being.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
745
programmerhumor
DeirdreAnethoel
dtzn5z0
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But the real question is will they want daylight saving time?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
470
programmerhumor
Overlordduck2
dtzwh0z
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> A mean Martian solar day, or "sol", is 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds. > The length of time for Mars to complete one orbit around the Sun is [...] about 686.98 Earth solar days, or 668.5991 sols. Imagine how actually terrifying it would be to properly implement and support this and keep it in tune.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed. Best date. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
421
programmerhumor
hexagon672
dtzv2ts
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just add another javascript library to support the timezone and call it a day.<|eor|><|sor|>> $ npm i --save marstime<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
414
programmerhumor
BlackDeath3
du03su3
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> A mean Martian solar day, or "sol", is 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds. > The length of time for Mars to complete one orbit around the Sun is [...] about 686.98 Earth solar days, or 668.5991 sols. Imagine how actually terrifying it would be to properly implement and support this and keep it in tune.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>January 1, 1970 01:00 GMT it is!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
384
programmerhumor
kiki_jojo
dtzkvy9
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm gonna submit a pull request for moment.js<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
312
programmerhumor
Prison__Mike_
du08dbk
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just add another javascript library to support the timezone and call it a day.<|eor|><|sor|>> $ npm i --save marstime<|eor|><|sor|>>87 packages added<|eor|><|sor|> npm WARN deprecated marstime-dev@0.3.1: this package has been reintegrated into npm and is now out of date with respect to npm npm WARN deprecated spacetime@1.0.5: spacetime@<3.0.0 is no longer maintained. Upgrade to spacetime@^4.0.0 npm WARN deprecated lodash@1.0.2: lodash@<2.0.0 is no longer maintained. Upgrade to lodash@^3.0.0 npm WARN deprecated minimatch@1.0.0: Please update to minimatch 3.0.2 or higher to avoid a RegExp DoS issue npm WARN deprecated graceful-fs@3.0.8: graceful-fs version 3 and before will fail on newer node releases. Please update to graceful-fs@^4.0.0 as soon as possible. npm WARN deprecated npmconf@2.1.1: this package has been reintegrated into npm and is now out of date with respect to npm ... 26 other warnings <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
300
programmerhumor
BlackDeath3
du052yj
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> A mean Martian solar day, or "sol", is 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds. > The length of time for Mars to complete one orbit around the Sun is [...] about 686.98 Earth solar days, or 668.5991 sols. Imagine how actually terrifying it would be to properly implement and support this and keep it in tune.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>January 1, 1970 01:00 GMT it is!<|eor|><|sor|>timezones start at 0:00<|eor|><|sor|>Hey... ^Psst... ^^Hey... ^^^That's ^^^the ^^^joke!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
263
programmerhumor
-Rivox-
dtzpeye
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But the real question is will they want daylight saving time?<|eor|><|sor|>yes, but different switch for every time zone. And some won't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
252
programmerhumor
proto-geo
du05g0n
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> A mean Martian solar day, or "sol", is 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds. > The length of time for Mars to complete one orbit around the Sun is [...] about 686.98 Earth solar days, or 668.5991 sols. Imagine how actually terrifying it would be to properly implement and support this and keep it in tune.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>January 1, 1970 01:00 GMT it is!<|eor|><|sor|>timezones start at 0:00<|eor|><|sor|>Hey... ^Psst... ^^Hey... ^^^That's ^^^the ^^^joke!<|eor|><|sor|>[oh](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1704/2299/products/DynamicImageHandler_aa8a6079-95d8-453f-90b4-34f47c61eb4f.png?v=1512431646)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
204
programmerhumor
skeptic11
dtzsmid
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[The Problem with Time & Timezones - Computerphile](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wpm-gesOY)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
184
programmerhumor
kornel191
dtzyn90
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> A mean Martian solar day, or "sol", is 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds. > The length of time for Mars to complete one orbit around the Sun is [...] about 686.98 Earth solar days, or 668.5991 sols. Imagine how actually terrifying it would be to properly implement and support this and keep it in tune.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Why? <|eor|><|sor|>unix timestamp<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
171
programmerhumor
DrunkHurricane
dtzzf2c
<|sols|><|sot|>Timezone Support<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/syw7q6gc77f01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> A mean Martian solar day, or "sol", is 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds. > The length of time for Mars to complete one orbit around the Sun is [...] about 686.98 Earth solar days, or 668.5991 sols. Imagine how actually terrifying it would be to properly implement and support this and keep it in tune.<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevantish XKCD](https://www.xkcd.com/1825/)<|eor|><|sor|>[Another relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1883/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
161
programmerhumor
FlyingPlatypus5
v0789x
<|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
31,299
programmerhumor
MikemkPK
iaeq01h
<|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You have a lot of RAM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,254
programmerhumor
blackmist
iaeu6cy
<|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Man, you should have been here before memory protection. My C debugging time was 95% rebooting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
636
programmerhumor
Optimal_Effect1800
iaepicx
<|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't use malloc In a loop<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
601
programmerhumor
under_stress274
iaeqrpl
<|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You have a lot of RAM<|eor|><|sor|>104,758 MB<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
490
programmerhumor
blobdonkey
iaepuu8
<|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't use malloc In a loop<|eor|><|sor|>I use malloc in recursion<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
445
programmerhumor
ososalsosal
iaerj17
<|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Do IDEs warn about unmatched malloc's? I don't C.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
424