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programmerhumor | rickyman20 | iaesguo | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Do IDEs warn about unmatched malloc's? I don't C.<|eor|><|sor|>There's tools that help you find these kinds of memory leaks, yes, but the problem isn't trivial because you don't always match in the same place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 322 |
programmerhumor | under_stress274 | iaeqxvw | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Is this some C developer joke that I am too java developer to understand.
Edit: I do have a basic idea how memory allocation works in C, it's just a joke.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | ComCypher | iaervlm | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't use malloc In a loop<|eor|><|sor|>I use malloc in recursion<|eor|><|sor|>StackOverflowError vs OutOfMemoryError, who would win?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
programmerhumor | BernhardDiener | iaeudh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Every time this gets reposted it requires less memory.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmerhumor | h6nry | iaetel1 | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Is this some C developer joke that I am too java developer to understand.
Edit: I do have a basic idea how memory allocation works in C, it's just a joke.<|eor|><|sor|>u just have to know, memory is not freed by the system automatically after malloc()<|eor|><|sor|>But what about when the computer runs out of memory and crashes. This counts as garbage collection, right? *Right??*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | RotationsKopulator | iaeykfd | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Man, you should have been here before memory protection.
My C debugging time was 95% rebooting.<|eor|><|sor|>Real men use real mode.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | deanrihpee | iaetxsy | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Don't use malloc In a loop<|eor|><|sor|>I use malloc in recursion<|eor|><|sor|>StackOverflowError vs OutOfMemoryError, who would win?<|eor|><|sor|>StackOutOfMemory<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | wackywavingarmgumby | iaew68k | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You have a lot of RAM<|eor|><|sor|>Don't really have the RAM? malloc don't care. So long as you don't dereference it the program won't crash.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmerhumor | badnamesforever | iaevv5s | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Do IDEs warn about unmatched malloc's? I don't C.<|eor|><|sor|>There's tools that help you find these kinds of memory leaks, yes, but the problem isn't trivial because you don't always match in the same place.<|eor|><|sor|>I think it might even be undecidable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | throwit7896454 | iaf04ns | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Man, you should have been here before memory protection.
My C debugging time was 95% rebooting.<|eor|><|sor|>Took a course on how to write drivers for Windows around 2006. It was hell.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | antilos_weorsick | iaerydu | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Finally, some good fucking ptogrammer humor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | PersonalityIll9476 | iaf2f0t | <|sols|><|sot|>c moment <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n46h9ay1rd291.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You have a lot of RAM<|eor|><|sor|>Don't really have the RAM? malloc don't care. So long as you don't dereference it the program won't crash.<|eor|><|sor|>A 32-bit address space might actually run out.<|eor|><|sor|>32 bit runs out at around 4GB. Thankfully we have virtual addressing with modern OS's. Welcome to the wonderful world of saving pages to disk and other desperate bailouts by the beleaguered operating system as it tries to execute Reddit's shit code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | zoomer416 | rb78ya | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,294 |
programmerhumor | TheAJGman | hnmpicz | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's literally me right now, leaving for a senior position at a larger company on Friday lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 894 |
programmerhumor | Achcauhtli | hnmxo9d | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This posts hits too close to home. But man what a ride!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 822 |
programmerhumor | tdfrantz | hnmybd0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Definitely me... makes me a little worried about my development, and if I'll gain enough experience to be taken seriously once I move on though...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 615 |
programmerhumor | raltyinferno | hnn2nys | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Definitely me... makes me a little worried about my development, and if I'll gain enough experience to be taken seriously once I move on though...<|eor|><|sor|>Same, I love my current workplace, and my coworkers are great and answer any small questions I have. But we're severely understaffed, so there's no time for any senior developer to actually check any of my work. No code reviews or pull requests, most of my code goes strait to master.
I end up on projects completely alone and I worry that, while everything I'm writing works, I may be picking up bad habits, and doing things that are bad practice without realizing it.
It does have the advantage of not having to work around anyone else though, which is nice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 559 |
programmerhumor | TheAJGman | hnn5136 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's literally me right now, leaving for a senior position at a larger company on Friday lol<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I *try* to keep with agile/scrum methodologies and *try* to keep documentation within my code to a maximum, but I know my end user documentation and testing is lacking.
The company I'm moving to has a team, so I'm sure I can pick up the skills I'm lacking. They were impressed with my abilities so obviously they liked *something*, but the impostor syndrome is real.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | Koldoris | hnn7782 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's literally me right now, leaving for a senior position at a larger company on Friday lol<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I *try* to keep with agile/scrum methodologies and *try* to keep documentation within my code to a maximum, but I know my end user documentation and testing is lacking.
The company I'm moving to has a team, so I'm sure I can pick up the skills I'm lacking. They were impressed with my abilities so obviously they liked *something*, but the impostor syndrome is real.<|eor|><|sor|>They picked you based on your ability. If your ability wasn't good enough they wouldn't have picked you.
You'll be fine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | videogamesarewack | hnncrkb | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Definitely me... makes me a little worried about my development, and if I'll gain enough experience to be taken seriously once I move on though...<|eor|><|sor|>Same, I love my current workplace, and my coworkers are great and answer any small questions I have. But we're severely understaffed, so there's no time for any senior developer to actually check any of my work. No code reviews or pull requests, most of my code goes strait to master.
I end up on projects completely alone and I worry that, while everything I'm writing works, I may be picking up bad habits, and doing things that are bad practice without realizing it.
It does have the advantage of not having to work around anyone else though, which is nice.<|eor|><|sor|>Writing code is a lot like writing everything else. You can't write good code if you never read good code - Are you looking at what senior developers are doing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | Such-Property-8917 | hnn8but | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This posts hits too close to home. But man what a ride!<|eor|><|sor|>Man I remember. I used to be an adventurer like you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | ibeatu85x | hnnhccd | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the sole front-end react dev for my company. I just started learning react 6 months ago, but I'm apparently better than their other hires in the past....
Help.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | crozone | hno4w8y | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This posts hits too close to home. But man what a ride!<|eor|><|sor|>When you're the lead developer, sysadmin, and DevOps all at the same time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | ReCaio | hnnc87d | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ahaha I created that meme almost a year ago exactly for this sub. What a trip It has done: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/jo1fti/is_it_only_my_experience/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | evangamer9000 | hnnqkhl | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This posts hits too close to home. But man what a ride!<|eor|><|sor|>Man I remember. I used to be an adventurer like you.<|eor|><|sor|>Then i took an arrow in the knee<|eor|><|sor|>Then... I took a nullpointerexception to the brain and never recovered.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | raltyinferno | hnnjn19 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Definitely me... makes me a little worried about my development, and if I'll gain enough experience to be taken seriously once I move on though...<|eor|><|sor|>Same, I love my current workplace, and my coworkers are great and answer any small questions I have. But we're severely understaffed, so there's no time for any senior developer to actually check any of my work. No code reviews or pull requests, most of my code goes strait to master.
I end up on projects completely alone and I worry that, while everything I'm writing works, I may be picking up bad habits, and doing things that are bad practice without realizing it.
It does have the advantage of not having to work around anyone else though, which is nice.<|eor|><|sor|>Writing code is a lot like writing everything else. You can't write good code if you never read good code - Are you looking at what senior developers are doing?<|eor|><|sor|>Occasionally. Usually it's just when I run into something I need to accomplish and haven't done before. I'll ask a coworker if there's a good example of what I need to do in another project that I can reference.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | santellads | hnnekm8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This posts hits too close to home. But man what a ride!<|eor|><|sor|>Man I remember. I used to be an adventurer like you.<|eor|><|sor|>Then i took an arrow in the knee<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | Individual-Motor-302 | hnnq7a5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the sole front-end react dev for my company. I just started learning react 6 months ago, but I'm apparently better than their other hires in the past....
Help.<|eor|><|sor|>Google faster.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | Chaitu_kumar | hnn39y0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>First time I wanna comment literally me. I get some help from my senior sometimes but most of the time I have teach and figure things out by myself. Also it's a bit stressful as a fresher in startup<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | Weirfish | hnn7mcg | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's literally me right now, leaving for a senior position at a larger company on Friday lol<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I *try* to keep with agile/scrum methodologies and *try* to keep documentation within my code to a maximum, but I know my end user documentation and testing is lacking.
The company I'm moving to has a team, so I'm sure I can pick up the skills I'm lacking. They were impressed with my abilities so obviously they liked *something*, but the impostor syndrome is real.<|eor|><|sor|>If they're worth their salt, they *know* you'll have holes in your knowledge/methodology. Everyone does, but the self-taught have it worst.
Your biggest asset in that fight is the ability to learn quickly. People who are self-taught tend to be good at that.
You'll be fine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | EMCoupling | hnniwzu | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Definitely me... makes me a little worried about my development, and if I'll gain enough experience to be taken seriously once I move on though...<|eor|><|sor|>Same, I love my current workplace, and my coworkers are great and answer any small questions I have. But we're severely understaffed, so there's no time for any senior developer to actually check any of my work. No code reviews or pull requests, most of my code goes strait to master.
I end up on projects completely alone and I worry that, while everything I'm writing works, I may be picking up bad habits, and doing things that are bad practice without realizing it.
It does have the advantage of not having to work around anyone else though, which is nice.<|eor|><|sor|>> No code reviews or pull requests, most of my code goes strait to master.
That's a big 'ol yikers right there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | TinyBig_Jar0fPickles | hnnhjx5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who else feels the same?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/54hcdktr86481.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's literally me right now, leaving for a senior position at a larger company on Friday lol<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I *try* to keep with agile/scrum methodologies and *try* to keep documentation within my code to a maximum, but I know my end user documentation and testing is lacking.
The company I'm moving to has a team, so I'm sure I can pick up the skills I'm lacking. They were impressed with my abilities so obviously they liked *something*, but the impostor syndrome is real.<|eor|><|sor|>The imposter syndrome is real in all of us, no matter how far you go. It's when you get too cocky that your knowledge and skills deteriorate.
All the good developers I've met, and that have worked for me, all had imposter syndrome. And I've never met a good one that thought they knew everything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | Minenik | 9wywve | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,288 |
programmerhumor | Dr_Azrael_Tod | e9oenrh | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>a fun thing was noticing that the SNES-version of chrono trigger in an emulator runs way better than the native android port.
and that's not even looking at how now the game is no longer playable offline or how it wants to download "content" by "chapters" that weren't there in the original.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,444 |
programmerhumor | JediOfTheShire | e9odo9w | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I've watched some videos about coding certain menu animations with techniques that were super cutting edge at the time, but would never be used today. The problem is that in the face of so much raw processing power, all of the little nuances and restrictions that made classic games look and feel the way they did have to be manufactured purposefully as "atmosphere" where they got that effect back then by just utilizing whatever they could to make the game just work.
EDIT: Sorry guys, it was a really long time ago and my google doesn't love me enough to let me find it again... I'll keep googling around for a while.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,169 |
programmerhumor | SplendidPunkinButter | e9of9qs | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>There was an article a couple years ago (in Wired maybe?) about how the average website is now larger than the original install of Doom.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,091 |
programmerhumor | cpmpal | e9occz2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>*clicks on readme*
>Doot doot
>Spoopy
I don't know what I expected<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,013 |
programmerhumor | Jmcgee1125 | e9odlzk | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: *Makes a 99 GB broken game*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 532 |
programmerhumor | PheonixScale9094 | e9ohegq | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I've watched some videos about coding certain menu animations with techniques that were super cutting edge at the time, but would never be used today. The problem is that in the face of so much raw processing power, all of the little nuances and restrictions that made classic games look and feel the way they did have to be manufactured purposefully as "atmosphere" where they got that effect back then by just utilizing whatever they could to make the game just work.
EDIT: Sorry guys, it was a really long time ago and my google doesn't love me enough to let me find it again... I'll keep googling around for a while.<|eor|><|sor|>Whats fascinating is watching people make games on retro systems. Micro Mages, Retro Rampage(the NES one not the modern one), etc...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 499 |
programmerhumor | ThePendulum | e9oipdw | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>There was an article a couple years ago (in Wired maybe?) about how the average website is now larger than the original install of Doom.<|eor|><|sor|>>A compressed copy of the installer for the [shareware version of Doom](http://www.doomworld.com/classicdoom/info/shareware.php) takes up about 2.39MB of space. Today's average webpage, meanwhile, requires users to download about 2.3MB worth of data, according to [HTTP Archive](http://www.httparchive.org/interesting.php?a=All&l=Apr%201%202016)
I do wonder if this takes into account assets like photos, because in my opinion that's an unfair comparison when a lot of pages have a legitimate reason to have several to dozens of HD photos on a single page (which tally up to a few MB quickly even if you compress them).
I'm deeply embedded into the whole npm library framework shebang, and I have no idea how I'd go about serving as much as 2.4MB of compressed production *code* alone to my users. I'd have to turn off compression and tree-shaking, and include the sourcemaps.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 417 |
programmerhumor | well___duh | e9oqvhf | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>a fun thing was noticing that the SNES-version of chrono trigger in an emulator runs way better than the native android port.
and that's not even looking at how now the game is no longer playable offline or how it wants to download "content" by "chapters" that weren't there in the original.<|eor|><|sor|>Not playable offline? That is some bs.<|eor|><|sor|>DRM is a hell of a drug<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 403 |
programmerhumor | cheraphy | e9og8xd | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Could have actually gotten away with a powershell script, ~~if execution-policy on the machine allowed running unsigned scripts.~~ actually, you could do it directly in the prompt without a script so execution policy is irrelevant
​
Once, a horrible storm managed to knock out the internet for the entire complex my office is in. We joked about how the tech who had to work in that hellish weather was all of our personal hero. So I whipped up a powershell script that constantly pinged an arbitrary website until it got a response, and then played "My Hero" by Foo Fighters<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | jgierer12 | e9og4b0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>For what it's worth, many modern console games also use some insane technical and artistic tricks to squeeze everything they can out of the years old consoles. Sure, these techniques are different and usually more refined than in old games, but IMO not less interesting.
The YouTube channel Digital Foundry analyzes the technical design of most AAA games, and it always amazes me how every game has its own unique techniques.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | sloppycee | e9op8t7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I've watched some videos about coding certain menu animations with techniques that were super cutting edge at the time, but would never be used today. The problem is that in the face of so much raw processing power, all of the little nuances and restrictions that made classic games look and feel the way they did have to be manufactured purposefully as "atmosphere" where they got that effect back then by just utilizing whatever they could to make the game just work.
EDIT: Sorry guys, it was a really long time ago and my google doesn't love me enough to let me find it again... I'll keep googling around for a while.<|eor|><|sor|>Whats fascinating is watching people make games on retro systems. Micro Mages, Retro Rampage(the NES one not the modern one), etc...<|eor|><|sor|>There's the common belief that limitations nourish creativity and abudance has a potential to stifle it.
It makes sense, too. It's just easier to find a path through a restricted problem space, than finding the same path through a practically infinite problem space that isn't restricted by anything.<|eor|><|sor|>Cream rises to the top. We're only remembering the very best games of the era, not the vast majority of crap.
To say that the limitations were important to making the games what they are diminishes the incredible artistic skill of the people who made them. Not everyone has that skill, and so obviously most games today can not compare; just like most games back then couldn't either.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
programmerhumor | 4S4T0R | e9of0mu | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Complexity is like water, it will fill any container it is put into<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | boon4376 | e9oj2u4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>There was an article a couple years ago (in Wired maybe?) about how the average website is now larger than the original install of Doom.<|eor|><|sor|>>A compressed copy of the installer for the [shareware version of Doom](http://www.doomworld.com/classicdoom/info/shareware.php) takes up about 2.39MB of space. Today's average webpage, meanwhile, requires users to download about 2.3MB worth of data, according to [HTTP Archive](http://www.httparchive.org/interesting.php?a=All&l=Apr%201%202016)
I do wonder if this takes into account assets like photos, because in my opinion that's an unfair comparison when a lot of pages have a legitimate reason to have several to dozens of HD photos on a single page (which tally up to a few MB quickly even if you compress them).
I'm deeply embedded into the whole npm library framework shebang, and I have no idea how I'd go about serving as much as 2.4MB of compressed production *code* alone to my users. I'd have to turn off compression and tree-shaking, and include the sourcemaps.<|eor|><|sor|>Because people world rather install huge libraries for every little thing than write 10 lines of code. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 296 |
programmerhumor | Mercysh | e9ojr4s | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Bethesda: *Makes a 99 GB broken game*<|eor|><|sor|>Alot of filesize in video games comes from art assets like animations, models and sound files. Code usually makes up the minority of a game afaik.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 280 |
programmerhumor | TigreDeLosLlanos | e9ohbc9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ccte1w6w9y11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I would calk it a /r/lewronggeneration but web devs really make it like this. The browser doesn't help either, every update just makes it load a lot of stuff you don't use making it consume more memory. They are pretty bad handling memory too. The result is a page that has more leaks than an old car with a broken engine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | nuephelkystikon | 9jx3vz | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,286 |
programmerhumor | molly_jolly | e6us3wo | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reading the comment and then reading the start of the code felt like the beginning of a horror movie. Opening narration followed by the first -and innocent- scene.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,314 |
programmerhumor | CodeTheInternet | e6uuwnj | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>> Lasciate ogni speranza, voi chentrate
Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
Written above the Gates of Hell, Dantes Inferno
Written above the legacy code, developer before me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,260 |
programmerhumor | urbanek2525 | e6v1s0z | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The other guy's code always sucks, right?
I made my team laugh yesterday by saying, "If you asked a programmer to remodel your kitchen, he'd build a whole new house in your backyard and then tear down your current house because the original builder used Philip's head screws and he's more familiar with star drive screws."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,853 |
programmerhumor | msg45f | e6uyk8s | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reading the comment and then reading the start of the code felt like the beginning of a horror movie. Opening narration followed by the first -and innocent- scene.<|eor|><|sor|>Since I lack the sufficient level of understanding php, could you elaborate please?<|eor|><|sor|>Not a PHP dev, but the final line along with the comment is suggesting that what follows is going to be a godawful mess of PHP that is meant to manually convert data from a variety of different sources and structures into some presentational form built in XML. Basically, it seems like their project had no structure and they fed all of their presentational logic into one big script intended to take in a huge variety of different information and spit out a huge variety of different structures.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,462 |
programmerhumor | Veerdavid | e6uw0mh | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reading the comment and then reading the start of the code felt like the beginning of a horror movie. Opening narration followed by the first -and innocent- scene.<|eor|><|sor|>Since I lack the sufficient level of understanding php, could you elaborate please?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,168 |
programmerhumor | jsanc623 | e6v1lnh | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reading the comment and then reading the start of the code felt like the beginning of a horror movie. Opening narration followed by the first -and innocent- scene.<|eor|><|sor|>Since I lack the sufficient level of understanding php, could you elaborate please?<|eor|><|sor|>Not a PHP dev, but the final line along with the comment is suggesting that what follows is going to be a godawful mess of PHP that is meant to manually convert data from a variety of different sources and structures into some presentational form built in XML. Basically, it seems like their project had no structure and they fed all of their presentational logic into one big script intended to take in a huge variety of different information and spit out a huge variety of different structures.<|eor|><|sor|>>Not a PHP dev, but the final line along with the comment is suggesting that what follows is going to be a godawful mess of PHP that is meant to manually convert data from a variety of different sources and structures into some presentational form built in XML. Basically, it seems like their project had no structure and they fed all of their presentational logic into one big script intended to take in a huge variety of different information and spit out a huge variety of different structures.
PHP dev here - you're correct. Additionally, it sets error reporting to report all errors, and displays the errors (rather than error handling and logging the errors - so the app just dies).
The third line of code is a print...of XML...so you can bet there's zero separation between the presentation layer and the logic/business layers. It's all just...mixed in there willy-nilly. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,038 |
programmerhumor | kowdermesiter | e6uwuzq | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Says `text/html` as content type. Sends XML instead.
Piece of art on all levels.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 888 |
programmerhumor | PlusUltraBeyond | e6uv35g | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>This should probably go in r/ProgrammerHorror. Just reading the comment made me curl up in my defensive fetal position.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 702 |
programmerhumor | leppixxcantsignin | e6uxxf2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fact it immidiately starts with "error reporting" only makes it worse<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 667 |
programmerhumor | ForeverGrumpy | e6ux8hf | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>> Lasciate ogni speranza, voi chentrate
Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
Written above the Gates of Hell, Dantes Inferno
Written above the legacy code, developer before me.<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry: remember that work gives freedom!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 450 |
programmerhumor | Demonox01 | e6v39d4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reading the comment and then reading the start of the code felt like the beginning of a horror movie. Opening narration followed by the first -and innocent- scene.<|eor|><|sor|>Since I lack the sufficient level of understanding php, could you elaborate please?<|eor|><|sor|>Not a PHP dev, but the final line along with the comment is suggesting that what follows is going to be a godawful mess of PHP that is meant to manually convert data from a variety of different sources and structures into some presentational form built in XML. Basically, it seems like their project had no structure and they fed all of their presentational logic into one big script intended to take in a huge variety of different information and spit out a huge variety of different structures.<|eor|><|sor|>>Not a PHP dev, but the final line along with the comment is suggesting that what follows is going to be a godawful mess of PHP that is meant to manually convert data from a variety of different sources and structures into some presentational form built in XML. Basically, it seems like their project had no structure and they fed all of their presentational logic into one big script intended to take in a huge variety of different information and spit out a huge variety of different structures.
PHP dev here - you're correct. Additionally, it sets error reporting to report all errors, and displays the errors (rather than error handling and logging the errors - so the app just dies).
The third line of code is a print...of XML...so you can bet there's zero separation between the presentation layer and the logic/business layers. It's all just...mixed in there willy-nilly. <|eor|><|sor|>This shit right here is why I won't take php jobs anymore unless it's a brand new project. Nobody pays enough to support legacy php.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | nuephelkystikon | e6uyvk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Says `text/html` as content type. Sends XML instead.
Piece of art on all levels.<|eor|><|soopr|>It's XHTML. Not the way I'd have declared it, but technically correct. <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | jsanc623 | e6v3erw | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reading the comment and then reading the start of the code felt like the beginning of a horror movie. Opening narration followed by the first -and innocent- scene.<|eor|><|sor|>Since I lack the sufficient level of understanding php, could you elaborate please?<|eor|><|sor|>Not a PHP dev, but the final line along with the comment is suggesting that what follows is going to be a godawful mess of PHP that is meant to manually convert data from a variety of different sources and structures into some presentational form built in XML. Basically, it seems like their project had no structure and they fed all of their presentational logic into one big script intended to take in a huge variety of different information and spit out a huge variety of different structures.<|eor|><|sor|>>Not a PHP dev, but the final line along with the comment is suggesting that what follows is going to be a godawful mess of PHP that is meant to manually convert data from a variety of different sources and structures into some presentational form built in XML. Basically, it seems like their project had no structure and they fed all of their presentational logic into one big script intended to take in a huge variety of different information and spit out a huge variety of different structures.
PHP dev here - you're correct. Additionally, it sets error reporting to report all errors, and displays the errors (rather than error handling and logging the errors - so the app just dies).
The third line of code is a print...of XML...so you can bet there's zero separation between the presentation layer and the logic/business layers. It's all just...mixed in there willy-nilly. <|eor|><|sor|>This shit right here is why I won't take php jobs anymore unless it's a brand new project. Nobody pays enough to support legacy php.<|eor|><|sor|>>This shit right here is why I won't take php jobs anymore unless it's a brand new project. Nobody pays enough to support legacy php.
6 figures and good benefits keep me happy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | UloPe | e6v3p7p | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The other guy's code always sucks, right?
I made my team laugh yesterday by saying, "If you asked a programmer to remodel your kitchen, he'd build a whole new house in your backyard and then tear down your current house because the original builder used Philip's head screws and he's more familiar with star drive screws."<|eor|><|sor|>Phillips screws should be illegal <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | bookwench | e6v4z4g | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The other guy's code always sucks, right?
I made my team laugh yesterday by saying, "If you asked a programmer to remodel your kitchen, he'd build a whole new house in your backyard and then tear down your current house because the original builder used Philip's head screws and he's more familiar with star drive screws."<|eor|><|sor|>Phillips screws should be illegal <|eor|><|sor|>In theory I like them, in practice MOTHERFUCKER it stripped the head again? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
programmerhumor | boon4376 | e6uw8m4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I wonder if someday people will say this about my code. That's what scares me more. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | nuephelkystikon | e6usht0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm8b5iwoq6p11.png<|eol|><|sor|>is this an intro to a sci-fi horror movie?<|eor|><|soopr|>After skimming over the code I can confirm that truth is sometimes indeed stranger than fiction.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | Wulfagen | lopywj | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,276 |
programmerhumor | philipquarles | go7id2n | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wheres the giant .csv file?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,349 |
programmerhumor | Vlaxxtocia | go7g7lh | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Access is a nightmare, my wife asked me for help with it and I went in all cocky but it's UI is fucking incomprehensible, and there's no way to cheat by getting at the SQL under the hood<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,125 |
programmerhumor | too_much_exceptions | go7mfvr | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about a Word document ?
With tables ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 612 |
programmerhumor | Rc202402 | go7mdly | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wheres the giant .csv file?<|eor|><|sor|>My bash shell is reading it. Wait till it completes. Else it corrupts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 582 |
programmerhumor | Terebo04 | go7icuz | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Access is a nightmare, my wife asked me for help with it and I went in all cocky but it's UI is fucking incomprehensible, and there's no way to cheat by getting at the SQL under the hood<|eor|><|sor|>not to mention it's incredibly slow and gobbles more ram than chrome<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | misterrandom1 | go7dccf | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh this hurts. Over a decade ago, I had requirements to build a damn database that could be distributed to multiple users through Excel. It had to enforce relationships and all sorts of nonsense. I did it because I was too dumb to say no and because I have Jedi level VBA skills.
I wish I hadn't remembered that. I have since abandoned such horrific practices and have settled on using Javascript for literally everything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 532 |
programmerhumor | GreatRyujin | go7jd0p | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Access is a nightmare, my wife asked me for help with it and I went in all cocky but it's UI is fucking incomprehensible, and there's no way to cheat by getting at the SQL under the hood<|eor|><|sor|>not to mention it's incredibly slow and gobbles more ram than chrome<|eor|><|sor|>I wish it would gobble more CPU cores to be faster, but guess what, even Access 2019 doesn't support multithreading...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 397 |
programmerhumor | dudeofmoose | go7iric | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh this hurts. Over a decade ago, I had requirements to build a damn database that could be distributed to multiple users through Excel. It had to enforce relationships and all sorts of nonsense. I did it because I was too dumb to say no and because I have Jedi level VBA skills.
I wish I hadn't remembered that. I have since abandoned such horrific practices and have settled on using Javascript for literally everything.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm getting prepared to commit a hate crime.<|eor|><|sor|>git commit -m "hate crime"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 390 |
programmerhumor | git0ffmylawnm8 | go7fe4f | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh this hurts. Over a decade ago, I had requirements to build a damn database that could be distributed to multiple users through Excel. It had to enforce relationships and all sorts of nonsense. I did it because I was too dumb to say no and because I have Jedi level VBA skills.
I wish I hadn't remembered that. I have since abandoned such horrific practices and have settled on using Javascript for literally everything.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm getting prepared to commit a hate crime.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 377 |
programmerhumor | pokeaim | go7oq02 | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What about a Word document ?
With tables ?<|eor|><|sor|>you are the chosen one, the messiah
the one whom ascended humanity<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | arcanewright | go78ybw | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Where the non relationals tho? ](https://i.ibb.co/GJTpkXk/35gqjh.png)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | TrueDivision | go7nfpx | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Access is a nightmare, my wife asked me for help with it and I went in all cocky but it's UI is fucking incomprehensible, and there's no way to cheat by getting at the SQL under the hood<|eor|><|sor|>not to mention it's incredibly slow and gobbles more ram than chrome<|eor|><|sor|>I wish it would gobble more CPU cores to be faster, but guess what, even Access 2019 doesn't support multithreading...<|eor|><|sor|>Only utilizing a single core on an Enterprise application, yikes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 237 |
programmerhumor | rishichawda | go7lmji | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Access is a nightmare, my wife asked me for help with it and I went in all cocky but it's UI is fucking incomprehensible, and there's no way to cheat by getting at the SQL under the hood<|eor|><|sor|>I worked for a company that ran everything off of an Access DB. I rewrote it with mysql & PHP and improved performance 10 fold. I was then fired for it.<|eor|><|sor|>What? Why?<|eor|><|sor|>The actual task was to fix a button on the frontend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | dalmathus | go7lx8d | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Access is a nightmare, my wife asked me for help with it and I went in all cocky but it's UI is fucking incomprehensible, and there's no way to cheat by getting at the SQL under the hood<|eor|><|sor|>I worked for a company that ran everything off of an Access DB. I rewrote it with mysql & PHP and improved performance 10 fold. I was then fired for it.<|eor|><|sor|>What? Why?<|eor|><|sor|>Probably fucked 100 other things that interacted with it and spent 1-2 months doing something that wasn't his job.
Also PHP meme<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
programmerhumor | CAPSLOCKFTW_hs | go82dfq | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wheres the giant .csv file?<|eor|><|sor|>My bash shell is reading it. Wait till it completes. Else it corrupts<|eor|><|sor|>Your bourne again shell shell?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | jclaude | go7l49c | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Access is a nightmare, my wife asked me for help with it and I went in all cocky but it's UI is fucking incomprehensible, and there's no way to cheat by getting at the SQL under the hood<|eor|><|sor|>Huh, but you can make and edit SQL queries there<|eor|><|sor|>Technically yes, but its got syntax and other issues that don't follow standard SQL. Also the text editor you're forced to use inside Access to edit this wacky SQL doesn't have any IDE like features and leaves you with very little help in its error messages to debug the issues.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | Ytrog | go7kcpq | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Access is a nightmare, my wife asked me for help with it and I went in all cocky but it's UI is fucking incomprehensible, and there's no way to cheat by getting at the SQL under the hood<|eor|><|sor|>Huh, but you can make and edit SQL queries there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | -JudeanPeoplesFront- | go7qbkj | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wheres the giant .csv file?<|eor|><|sor|>Goes into a cell in the excel. Where else?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | BackmarkerLife | go7kykw | <|sols|><|sot|>How not to<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pgn1nlagori61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Access is a nightmare, my wife asked me for help with it and I went in all cocky but it's UI is fucking incomprehensible, and there's no way to cheat by getting at the SQL under the hood<|eor|><|sor|>I worked for a company that ran everything off of an Access DB. I rewrote it with mysql & PHP and improved performance 10 fold. I was then fired for it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | esberat | 12rpylc | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,268 |
programmerhumor | indicava | jgvx3w9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, that is a handsome light/dark toggle<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,392 |
programmerhumor | GeoTrouveriendutou | jgvb9t0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>at this point ill just setup a gif and go on with the designer murder<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,108 |
programmerhumor | Pingstery | jgwftbp | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, that is a handsome light/dark toggle<|eor|><|sor|>I'm more worried about the impending doom of the sun being *in front of the clouds*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,966 |
programmerhumor | BlazeObsidian | jgvifle | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>The native mobile app developers are going to unalive the designer in his sleep<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,900 |
programmerhumor | Young_Zarathustro | jgvnxkj | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>Programming for me is more
**half an hour staring at the code**
Aaah maybe if i.... ERROR
**another half an hour staring at the code**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,229 |
programmerhumor | Gorodeckiy | jgveny1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>at this point ill just setup a gif and go on with the designer murder<|eor|><|sor|>Mobile users with limited 3G <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 887 |
programmerhumor | 666spawnofsatan666 | jgvgsvf | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>My level of anxiety and panic went off the roof when he added those stars.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 851 |
programmerhumor | trollsmurf | jgvrn6t | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>The native mobile app developers are going to unalive the designer in his sleep<|eor|><|sor|>"Great you have the iOS app done. Can you just whip up a native Android version too before the weekend? Use the same art to save time."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 775 |
programmerhumor | Dmayak | jgvoc2g | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>Two months estimated time for a task?? It's just a button!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 660 |
programmerhumor | Waksu | jgvh357 | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>at this point ill just setup a gif and go on with the designer murder<|eor|><|sor|>Mobile users with limited 3G <|eor|><|sor|>Create fallback for them with shitty version of it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 540 |
programmerhumor | slapthebasegod | jgwd6a0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>at this point ill just setup a gif and go on with the designer murder<|eor|><|sor|>Designer on my team hates to reuse designs because that's boring so he builds new structures and page layouts every time. We get the designs and I refuse to build them because of the scope creep associated with them and put them back into our standard page layouts that exist across the entire site. Fuck that designer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 515 |
programmerhumor | qinshihuang_420 | jgwo1bl | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, that is a handsome light/dark toggle<|eor|><|sor|>I'm more worried about the impending doom of the sun being *in front of the clouds*<|eor|><|sor|>z = -100000<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 473 |
programmerhumor | The_Real_Slim_Lemon | jgvfi4k | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>Fun story, we had a redesign of our old windows forms workhorse of an application approved. Got halfway* through redesigning it, then we got approval for the web version** to replace the redesigned version so the senior dev in charge*** was like screw it, no point redesigning it twice. So now we still have our glorious workhorse going strong
*very generous approximation, halfway to just the skin layer
**web version fires off the desktop version in a VM, makes it do work, returns the results to the browser. Its glorious
***i am said dev.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
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