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programmerhumor | sudokillall-9 | f9trs7y | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also when pair programming. I don't program linearly. When missing something it just goes on the stack in my brain and I'll go back and fix it when I'm finished my thought.<|eor|><|soopr|>I thought I was the only one.
Have to frequently comment out code that won't let it compile, to test the one that I just finished.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 579 |
programmerhumor | sudokillall-9 | f9tvqfl | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>I normally use the variable before I declare it, makes the IDE extra mad<|eor|><|soopr|>~~Banks~~ Compilers hate him!
Learn how he made ~~$10,000~~ a compiler mad with one simple trick.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 523 |
programmerhumor | SolenoidSoldier | f9ua2p2 | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>Totally annoying, but the opposite is way worse.
"That's a syntax error?? Why didn't you tell me before I hit Run??"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
programmerhumor | 28f272fe556a1363cc31 | f9u5hyt | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>I normally use the variable before I declare it, makes the IDE extra mad<|eor|><|sor|>I'll call functions before I've written them: "sure would be nice if somebody has already written this."
But PyCharm has my back. "Hey dip shit, did you miss spell that, or should I create it for you?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | Artanisx | f9ua06y | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also the errors and warnings on an unfinished line of code youre still typing<|eor|><|sor|>The IDE just knows we're going to mess that line up anyway! :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | jay9909 | f9u9a4v | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also when pair programming. I don't program linearly. When missing something it just goes on the stack in my brain and I'll go back and fix it when I'm finished my thought.<|eor|><|sor|>And then your brain's like
> *STACKOVERFLOW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
and you just sigh, go get your fifth coffee for the day, and start over.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | Flyberius | f9u7ltv | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's my own fault for using it, but VBA when you start a line, then click off the line so that you can copy something useful, and the fucking thing complains with a message box that the line can't compile or some shit.
You can turn it off in the settings but it's such a bad design decision and makes me hate VBA even more than I already do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | sudokillall-9 | f9uv9lk | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>Totally annoying, but the opposite is way worse.
"That's a syntax error?? Why didn't you tell me before I hit Run??"<|eor|><|soopr|>I actually hit compile even when there are syntax errors, just so it'll automatically scroll to where the error is. I'm lazy like that.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | SaltAssault | f9u8091 | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>I normally use the variable before I declare it, makes the IDE extra mad<|eor|><|sor|>I'll call functions before I've written them: "sure would be nice if somebody has already written this."
But PyCharm has my back. "Hey dip shit, did you miss spell that, or should I create it for you?"<|eor|><|sor|>>miss spell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | Julian_JmK | f9uqxx5 | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also when pair programming. I don't program linearly. When missing something it just goes on the stack in my brain and I'll go back and fix it when I'm finished my thought.<|eor|><|soopr|>I thought I was the only one.
Have to frequently comment out code that won't let it compile, to test the one that I just finished.<|eoopr|><|sor|>That's why I just disable the "BWAH UNUSED VARIABLE" warnings when possible<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | im4peace | f9ucz87 | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me: \*Declares variable before using it\*
IDE: "HEY STOP IT! ERROR ERROR!"
Me: \*Uses variable before declaring it\*
IDE: "NOOOOO! NOT THAT EITHER!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | scotchirish | f9uh5gj | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>I normally use the variable before I declare it, makes the IDE extra mad<|eor|><|soopr|>~~Banks~~ Compilers hate him!
Learn how he made ~~$10,000~~ a compiler mad with one simple trick.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Compilers hate everyone until you make the appropriate arcane sacrifice. The proper sacrifice also changes randomly and without notification.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | ILikeLenexa | f9ubyvi | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also when pair programming. I don't program linearly. When missing something it just goes on the stack in my brain and I'll go back and fix it when I'm finished my thought.<|eor|><|sor|>Build the broad structure. //TODO the stuff.
If someone is in your pair asking for stuff throw a //TODO and catch it later.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | Thejacensolo | f9u99e9 | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>I normally use the variable before I declare it, makes the IDE extra mad<|eor|><|sor|>I'll call functions before I've written them: "sure would be nice if somebody has already written this."
But PyCharm has my back. "Hey dip shit, did you miss spell that, or should I create it for you?"<|eor|><|sor|>>miss spell<|eor|><|sor|>He rolled a 1, so of course it missed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | Nefari0uss | f9uyovb | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>Totally annoying, but the opposite is way worse.
"That's a syntax error?? Why didn't you tell me before I hit Run??"<|eor|><|soopr|>I actually hit compile even when there are syntax errors, just so it'll automatically scroll to where the error is. I'm lazy like that.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I prefer to call it optimizing my time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | evanc1411 | f9uluwp | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also when pair programming. I don't program linearly. When missing something it just goes on the stack in my brain and I'll go back and fix it when I'm finished my thought.<|eor|><|sor|>Does anyone program linearly?<|eor|><|sor|>When I code it is a constant steady stream of characters in exactly the right order from the very beginning<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmerhumor | yuva-krishna-memes | sa03o4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,185 |
programmerhumor | turing_tor | htqb2uk | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_on the way directly to production_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,030 |
programmerhumor | Rare-Bottle764 | htqflt3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haha. There's actually the two of us on the team and we audit each other's work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 919 |
programmerhumor | itstommygun | htqkfwn | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code reviews in my company are utterly brutal. We're all so thorough.
Despite that, I love it. If you can learn to not ever take it personally, you can learn to be a better programmer through them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 787 |
programmerhumor | brodega | htqvwpf | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haha. There's actually the two of us on the team and we audit each other's work.<|eor|><|sor|>At my last job, my senior eng gave the best code reviews. Could sniff out bad code a mile away. Never made me feel like an idiot and always provided helpful suggestions for improvement and celebrated my successes.
I wish I had a Tim at every job.
edit: typo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 717 |
programmerhumor | AstoundedMuppet | htqfsfb | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_on the way directly to production_<|eor|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 534 |
programmerhumor | SnooMaps9383 | htqpcoc | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_on the way directly to production_<|eor|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|sor|>Did it yesterday, gonna do it next week. If something breakS check the "logs" (I mean guess and patch it live quick).<|eor|><|sor|>5.00 am : git commit -m '.' && git push
5.15 am : git commit -m 'minor fix' && git push
5.20 am : git commit -m 'fixed major issue' && git push
5.25 am : git revert 0cc1c8d5f6 && git commit -m 'never mind' && git push
_true story_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | Chevelle_Chris | htqrrla | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code reviews in my company are utterly brutal. We're all so thorough.
Despite that, I love it. If you can learn to not ever take it personally, you can learn to be a better programmer through them.<|eor|><|sor|>I kinda wish I worked in a place like this. For context I moved into data engineering 2 years ago where I knew zero python, and nothing about airflow, aws, azure etc. Im at the point now where I know enough to be dangerous and when my code reviews come back with no comments its a let down. I know there has to be a better way than how I did something.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | rbrick111 | htqynpj | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haha. There's actually the two of us on the team and we audit each other's work.<|eor|><|sor|>At my last job, my senior eng gave the best code reviews. Could sniff out bad code a mile away. Never made me feel like an idiot and always provided helpful suggestions for improvement and celebrated my successes.
I wish I had a Tim at every job.
edit: typo<|eor|><|sor|>I worked with a Tim when I was starting out in a software dev shop. He taught me so much. Tim ftw.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | Taco-twednesday | htqzlzo | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haha. There's actually the two of us on the team and we audit each other's work.<|eor|><|sor|>At my last job, my senior eng gave the best code reviews. Could sniff out bad code a mile away. Never made me feel like an idiot and always provided helpful suggestions for improvement and celebrated my successes.
I wish I had a Tim at every job.
edit: typo<|eor|><|sor|>I worked with a Tim when I was starting out in a software dev shop. He taught me so much. Tim ftw.<|eor|><|sor|>As a Tim myself, I can assure to you it has nothing to do their names.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | 8lazy | htqg90t | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_on the way directly to production_<|eor|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|sor|>Did it yesterday, gonna do it next week. If something breakS check the "logs" (I mean guess and patch it live quick).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | MisterPinkySwear | htr5mgw | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code reviews in my company are utterly brutal. We're all so thorough.
Despite that, I love it. If you can learn to not ever take it personally, you can learn to be a better programmer through them.<|eor|><|sor|>I kinda wish I worked in a place like this. For context I moved into data engineering 2 years ago where I knew zero python, and nothing about airflow, aws, azure etc. Im at the point now where I know enough to be dangerous and when my code reviews come back with no comments its a let down. I know there has to be a better way than how I did something.<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes, code review are not about making it better. Just good enough. If it looks like it should work and theres no bug, then ship it.
Trying to make it better can often lead to endless and frustrating discussions due to differing opinions where its hard to objectively say which is better but everyone wants to be right.
Depends on the individuals involved<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | Iuse_arch_btw | htqgm48 | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code quality, we'll think about it after bankruptcy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | delinka | htr4nw0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haha. There's actually the two of us on the team and we audit each other's work.<|eor|><|sor|>At my last job, my senior eng gave the best code reviews. Could sniff out bad code a mile away. Never made me feel like an idiot and always provided helpful suggestions for improvement and celebrated my successes.
I wish I had a Tim at every job.
edit: typo<|eor|><|sor|>I worked with a Tim when I was starting out in a software dev shop. He taught me so much. Tim ftw.<|eor|><|sor|>As a Tim myself, I can assure to you it has nothing to do their names.<|eor|><|sor|>Ive known a few Tims. Often their names are not Tim.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | NikoFoxey | htqj4eh | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work at startup company almost 3 years now. This is my first job as programmer. I am fullstack dev in web development.
My 2 first years I worked almost alone, not counting some interns who didn't work with us for long. My boss, also programmer, did a little coding, but he's CFO so he couldn't do much of it. He did some of my CRs but most of them were wrote as me-junior, which I know wasn't fantastic because I know how many refractors we do now or are in front of us. Mostly what was the most important, was the result: code should do what we needed from it. It did. Not beautifully, but did.
Now we have a little stronger team. We're still startup, but I have a really good frontend dev and another really good backend dev, who improve the code. We sometimes disagree, but it's important to ask questions and make your point.
You know what's the most important thing those 2 devs improve? The way we work and code. We do really good CRs, which are really strong and show many weak points of our existing code. I'm not ashamed that I did many "workarounds" and bad code. It worked and I was a junior without mentoring, but now we have to spend some time to refactor it (which is satisfying).
The worst part of working in startup as the only dev: you do a lot of "workarounds" just to end the feature 10x faster, which end in a lot of bad code, duplications, not using packages properly etc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | bio_datum | htqhfiq | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Haha. There's actually the two of us on the team and we audit each other's work.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the dream<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | scriptgamer | htqqcri | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_on the way directly to production_<|eor|><|sor|>Testing in production<|eor|><|sor|>Did it yesterday, gonna do it next week. If something breakS check the "logs" (I mean guess and patch it live quick).<|eor|><|sor|>5.00 am : git commit -m '.' && git push
5.15 am : git commit -m 'minor fix' && git push
5.20 am : git commit -m 'fixed major issue' && git push
5.25 am : git revert 0cc1c8d5f6 && git commit -m 'never mind' && git push
_true story_<|eor|><|sor|>If you develop and test in production there is no need to deploy anything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmerhumor | solongandthanks4all | htqup25 | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>zodhrgqo zjpwgtk nfjrlpdwtuzl<|eor|><|sor|>> I'm the only person at this company who knows how any of these reports work and I have no idea how any of these reports work.
Congratulations, you're officially a programmer now!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | mrcomplicated | htqdkkn | <|sols|><|sot|>Your code your responsibility..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jczblcdb08d81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>... we ship product, not code (I will be downvoted to hell for this xD)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | ffs_give_me_name | wobhob | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,176 |
programmerhumor | wookies_hairy_b_hole | ikaad6q | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly how I view posts on twitter without having a twitter account<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,888 |
programmerhumor | i_am_renb0 | ikafes9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly how I view posts on twitter without having a twitter account<|eor|><|sor|>I've been using [this extension](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/breakthrough-twitter-logi/ohhifopcgokjpbnppnmjbdnjnfcfnlep) just to remove the tedium<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 770 |
programmerhumor | Expensive-Pumpkin624 | ikabmi4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's also an extension called "Fuck it" that adds a new option to the context menu which allows you to delete elements on the page without using dev tools<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 562 |
programmerhumor | NaszPe | ika64yc | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you teach me?<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl + Shift + I
Click the little icon with a cursor.
Hover over the no addblocker element.
Delete it from area that ctrlshifti opened.
(If you deleted the wrong element, reload and repeat. You will find it faster than it took me to type it in the app)
If the page doesn't respond to scrolling, at the right side search the hidden keyword and replace it until it works.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 488 |
programmerhumor | Username8457 | ikas92w | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly how I view posts on twitter without having a twitter account<|eor|><|sor|>I've been using [this extension](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/breakthrough-twitter-logi/ohhifopcgokjpbnppnmjbdnjnfcfnlep) just to remove the tedium<|eor|><|sor|>As I don't want to have a million extensions in my browser I usually use the function from ublock origin to remove it (no idea what the function is called, its the lightning symbol).<|eor|><|sor|>Use Adguard annoyances instead. Just open the uBlock settings, go to Filter lists, click on annoyances, and check AdGuard Annoyances. This will block tons of things like that, such as cookie warnings, mail signups, login prompts, and the div that shows up when you open twitter.
Also, you probably shouldn't be using the official Twitter website in the first place, it's really bloated, so takes long to load, and half the stuff loaded is irrelevant to the content of the page. Use Nitter instead, it can be self hosted, has themes, no JS, and it runs really fast.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | wookies_hairy_b_hole | ikajiu8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly how I view posts on twitter without having a twitter account<|eor|><|sor|>I've been using [this extension](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/breakthrough-twitter-logi/ohhifopcgokjpbnppnmjbdnjnfcfnlep) just to remove the tedium<|eor|><|sor|>As I don't want to have a million extensions in my browser I usually use the function from ublock origin to remove it (no idea what the function is called, its the lightning symbol).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | spacemanhector | ika4gx4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you teach me?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | KetwarooDYaasir | ikac15g | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>** clicks on the firefox reader view icon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | i_am_renb0 | ikaf768 | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you teach me?<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl + Shift + I
Click the little icon with a cursor.
Hover over the no addblocker element.
Delete it from area that ctrlshifti opened.
(If you deleted the wrong element, reload and repeat. You will find it faster than it took me to type it in the app)
If the page doesn't respond to scrolling, at the right side search the hidden keyword and replace it until it works.<|eor|><|sor|>Personally i right click and inspect, that way the element that was under your cursor is already focused on in the Elements view, so you can smash delete key as soon as it appears.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | ashkanahmadi | ikaw5hi | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Websites that store a cookie and have "YOU HAVE 3 MORE PAGES TO SEE". Right click on the lock icon in the address bar and click on Cookies. Selecting the website's name and Block. Now the website can no longer store cookies to track how many pages you've visited giving you unlimited access to the website. Same as SIGN IN TO VIEW CONTENT.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | ffs_give_me_name | ik9y7jv | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just disable it when asked if the ads are not that anoying, the site has to profit somehow<|eor|><|soopr|>yeah some sites deserve whitelisting.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | wookies_hairy_b_hole | ikaximv | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exactly how I view posts on twitter without having a twitter account<|eor|><|sor|>I've been using [this extension](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/breakthrough-twitter-logi/ohhifopcgokjpbnppnmjbdnjnfcfnlep) just to remove the tedium<|eor|><|sor|>As I don't want to have a million extensions in my browser I usually use the function from ublock origin to remove it (no idea what the function is called, its the lightning symbol).<|eor|><|sor|>Use Adguard annoyances instead. Just open the uBlock settings, go to Filter lists, click on annoyances, and check AdGuard Annoyances. This will block tons of things like that, such as cookie warnings, mail signups, login prompts, and the div that shows up when you open twitter.
Also, you probably shouldn't be using the official Twitter website in the first place, it's really bloated, so takes long to load, and half the stuff loaded is irrelevant to the content of the page. Use Nitter instead, it can be self hosted, has themes, no JS, and it runs really fast.<|eor|><|sor|>I only land on twitter because someone sent me a link or I read an article that quotes a tweet and I want to check the sources. So I never bothered with looking for alternatives. I'll take a look at nitter nonetheless.
l definitely try the AdGuard Annoyances. Thanks for the tip!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | RobinD3laere | ik9xkax | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just disable it when asked if the ads are not that anoying, the site has to profit somehow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | VioletteBasil | ikbntk9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's also an extension called "Fuck it" that adds a new option to the context menu which allows you to delete elements on the page without using dev tools<|eor|><|sor|>Ublock Origin can do this OOTB too.<|eor|><|sor|>origin my love<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmerhumor | Terkey | ika3ahg | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I use anti anti adblock lists<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | bunny-1998 | ikanyzs | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just open it in reader mode.....parry this you front end dev<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmerhumor | LPO_Tableaux | ikaa5xu | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you teach me?<|eor|><|sor|>Ctrl + Shift + I
Click the little icon with a cursor.
Hover over the no addblocker element.
Delete it from area that ctrlshifti opened.
(If you deleted the wrong element, reload and repeat. You will find it faster than it took me to type it in the app)
If the page doesn't respond to scrolling, at the right side search the hidden keyword and replace it until it works.<|eor|><|sor|>Dude that's hack8ng! It's illegal!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmerhumor | CivBase | ikafh6i | <|sols|><|sot|>I also mark popups asking to disable adblock as ads so that next time they are hidden<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/p3gxnotopph91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>uBlock origin also has a 'zap' button to delete elements quickly. That often does the trick for overlays.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmerhumor | Captain_Droid | 8j5qim | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,175 |
programmerhumor | MRDRMUFN | dyx9rfl | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing pisses me off more than when something breaks and there is no error message or the message nothing more than "something went wrong." Then you check /var/log and its the same message. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,208 |
programmerhumor | Garrosh | dyxcwut | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing pisses me off more than when something breaks and there is no error message or the message nothing more than "something went wrong." Then you check /var/log and its the same message. <|eor|><|sor|>try {
// ALL OF THE CODE
}
catch {
print("something went wrong")
}<|eor|><|sor|> try { // ALL OF THE CODE } catch (print("OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu we made a fucky wucky."); }
FTFY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,225 |
programmerhumor | YourMJK | dyxbs38 | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing pisses me off more than when something breaks and there is no error message or the message nothing more than "something went wrong." Then you check /var/log and its the same message. <|eor|><|sor|>try {
// ALL OF THE CODE
}
catch {
print("something went wrong")
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,831 |
programmerhumor | AFlaccoSeagulls | dyxeo74 | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me when debugging:
Error is on line 58
*spends 2 days debugging error*
Alright, I think I got it!
*runs debugger*
Error is on line 59! #SUCCESS!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,323 |
programmerhumor | nawkuh | dyxgdld | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me when debugging:
Error is on line 58
*spends 2 days debugging error*
Alright, I think I got it!
*runs debugger*
Error is on line 59! #SUCCESS!<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but only because you put a system log print statement on line 57. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,019 |
programmerhumor | Eldorian | dyxcdyp | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How does someone say hmmm with their mouth open?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 568 |
programmerhumor | cheraphy | dyxcobw | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not going to lie; that cathartic thrill I get when fixing a bug, any bug, but more so with particularly nasty ones, is like half the reason I love my career.
I know other professions get to feel that same feeling, but I don't think I could adequately explain it to any one else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 505 |
programmerhumor | RaptorCentauri | dyxh9kr | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing pisses me off more than when something breaks and there is no error message or the message nothing more than "something went wrong." Then you check /var/log and its the same message. <|eor|><|sor|>try {
// ALL OF THE CODE
}
catch {
print("something went wrong")
}<|eor|><|sor|> try { // ALL OF THE CODE } catch (print("OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu we made a fucky wucky."); }
FTFY<|eor|><|sor|>r/furry_irl<|eor|><|sor|>Print(*notices your error* OwO Whats this?)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 432 |
programmerhumor | Seblor | dyxe08i | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How does someone say hmmm with their mouth open?<|eor|><|sor|>Because it's a french-english comic, and in french we don't use "hmmmmm". It's more like "uuuuh".
Source : http://www.commitstrip.com/en/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 392 |
programmerhumor | staryoshi06 | dyxe3wm | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing pisses me off more than when something breaks and there is no error message or the message nothing more than "something went wrong." Then you check /var/log and its the same message. <|eor|><|sor|>try {
// ALL OF THE CODE
}
catch {
print("something went wrong")
}<|eor|><|sor|> try { // ALL OF THE CODE } catch (print("OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu we made a fucky wucky."); }
FTFY<|eor|><|sor|>r/furry_irl<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 331 |
programmerhumor | 0100_0101 | dyx68pg | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is, now you know where to search. However a party is way over the top. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | Frission_ | dyxqfjf | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing pisses me off more than when something breaks and there is no error message or the message nothing more than "something went wrong." Then you check /var/log and its the same message. <|eor|><|sor|>try {
// ALL OF THE CODE
}
catch {
print("something went wrong")
}<|eor|><|sor|> try { // ALL OF THE CODE } catch (print("OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu we made a fucky wucky."); }
FTFY<|eor|><|sor|>r/furry_irl<|eor|><|sor|>Print(*notices your error* OwO Whats this?)<|eor|><|sor|>_glomps your debugger_<|eor|><|sor|>*visits ur stackoverflow* uwu<|eor|><|sor|>stackOwOflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | pants_full_of_pants | dyxfkna | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's like this comic was drawn specifically for my experience at my last job. The green dev I was mentoring would get visibly frustrated every time an error changed during debugging. Almost like he thought he broke it even more. I tried to explain that the new error was there all along, and the fact that we see it now means we probably fixed the previous one. That's progress, my dude.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | AFlaccoSeagulls | dyxh1xk | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me when debugging:
Error is on line 58
*spends 2 days debugging error*
Alright, I think I got it!
*runs debugger*
Error is on line 59! #SUCCESS!<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but only because you put a system log print statement on line 57. <|eor|><|sor|>pretty much<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | 197328645 | dyxlie7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me when debugging:
Error is on line 58
*spends 2 days debugging error*
Alright, I think I got it!
*runs debugger*
Error is on line 59! #SUCCESS!<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but only because you put a system log print statement on line 57. <|eor|><|sor|>And it didn't print, somehow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | B-Knight | dyxhejy | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A fucking dab? Really? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | StripedTiger711 | dyxh8li | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How does someone say hmmm with their mouth open?<|eor|><|sor|>Because it's a french-english comic, and in french we don't use "hmmmmm". It's more like "uuuuh".
Source : http://www.commitstrip.com/en/<|eor|><|sor|>Uuuh, we say uuuh too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | skulblaka | dyxhrkk | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing pisses me off more than when something breaks and there is no error message or the message nothing more than "something went wrong." Then you check /var/log and its the same message. <|eor|><|sor|>try {
// ALL OF THE CODE
}
catch {
print("something went wrong")
}<|eor|><|sor|> try { // ALL OF THE CODE } catch (print("OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu we made a fucky wucky."); }
FTFY<|eor|><|sor|>r/furry_irl<|eor|><|sor|>Here's a sneak peek of /r/furry_irl using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/top/?sort=top&t=all) of all time!
\#1: [**[NSFW]** furryirl](https://gfycat.com/HauntingEntireAmericanblackvulture) | [381 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/comments/74l7dh/furryirl/)
\#2: [Furryirl](https://i.redd.it/j62uce18zaez.jpg) | [195 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/comments/6s4z6q/furryirl/)
\#3: [**[NSFW]** furryirl](https://v.redd.it/htzkouskd3o01) | [244 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/comments/878bvr/furryirl/)
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programmerhumor | Funwayguy | dyxpbps | <|sols|><|sot|>Progress<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/r1h87waoznx01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing pisses me off more than when something breaks and there is no error message or the message nothing more than "something went wrong." Then you check /var/log and its the same message. <|eor|><|sor|>try {
// ALL OF THE CODE
}
catch {
print("something went wrong")
}<|eor|><|sor|> try { // ALL OF THE CODE } catch (print("OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu we made a fucky wucky."); }
FTFY<|eor|><|sor|>r/furry_irl<|eor|><|sor|>Print(*notices your error* OwO Whats this?)<|eor|><|sor|>_glomps your debugger_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | juliashing101 | vlu5lf | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,167 |
programmerhumor | akorn123 | idx9dym | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Setting the direction of the toilet seems odd<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,317 |
programmerhumor | kehfydue | idx85wi | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I interpret it as rotating toilet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,800 |
programmerhumor | SkezzaB | idxapeg | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surely `person.setDirection(thisWay);` would make way more sense? Why is the toilet's direction being rotated?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,101 |
programmerhumor | Jjex22 | idxgsd8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Setting the direction of the toilet seems odd<|eor|><|sor|>I know but it works. We tried changing it and all hell broke lose. Nobody knows why setting toilet direction when male raises the seat if male and isPee are true, but it does, so dont touch it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,171 |
programmerhumor | ChristianLW | idxah1x | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh no. The lack of monospace font, indentation, spaces. The space between 'toilet' and '.setDirection'.
Also, setting the direction of the toilet? So if gender isn't male, it'll just face the other way?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,245 |
programmerhumor | wigitty | idxdo29 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surely `person.setDirection(thisWay);` would make way more sense? Why is the toilet's direction being rotated?<|eor|><|sor|>Even ignoring that, if you are reading the sign, you are facing that direction anyway. A male will get to the setDirection() and not change direction. A female will not get there, but since there isn't an else, will still be facing that direction anyway, and will still end up in this toilet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,141 |
programmerhumor | Environmental_Bus507 | idx6j92 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if gender.lower() == "male"
Rookie mistake.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 702 |
programmerhumor | TheNoobtologist | idxmn3e | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Setting the direction of the toilet seems odd<|eor|><|sor|>I know but it works. We tried changing it and all hell broke lose. Nobody knows why setting toilet direction when male raises the seat if male and isPee are true, but it does, so dont touch it!<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, probably because the backend is running on P++.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 659 |
programmerhumor | BobTheMadCow | idx9hc3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does the toilet's direction really *need* to be changed though? Surely male and non-male patrons can use toilets that face the same direction?
Plus I'm pretty sure female patrons would get annoyed by male partons setting the toilet's parameter for themselves and not changing it back when they are done. But maybe that bit of code is on the inside of the door as an exit requirement...?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 617 |
programmerhumor | poopadydoopady | idxgokg | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surely `person.setDirection(thisWay);` would make way more sense? Why is the toilet's direction being rotated?<|eor|><|sor|>Even ignoring that, if you are reading the sign, you are facing that direction anyway. A male will get to the setDirection() and not change direction. A female will not get there, but since there isn't an else, will still be facing that direction anyway, and will still end up in this toilet.<|eor|><|sor|>That's definitely a bug that needs fixing. We don't want anyone to end up in the toilet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 571 |
programmerhumor | ki113r116 | idxfet8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I interpret it as rotating toilet<|eor|><|sor|>MALE GENITALIA DETECTED.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 558 |
programmerhumor | xobeme | idx60vu | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>alert SyntaxError! Unknown command ".setDirection". Proper syntax for an object method is ObjectName.MethodName. (Hint: remove space after object named "toilet.")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 491 |
programmerhumor | Iagospeare | idxdkh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the programmer equivalent of "How do you do, fellow kids"?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 420 |
programmerhumor | themacuser90 | idxipmi | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I interpret it as rotating toilet<|eor|><|sor|>But what I if prefer compiled to interpreted instructions?<|eor|><|sor|>1101110001101110101010110100010010100101001001001010011111010010101011110101010101001010010101001010100101010101111001001010100101010010101001010101110001101110101010110100010010100101010100100011110100111110100101010111101010101010010100101010010101001010101011110010010101001010100101010010101011100011011111010101011101000100101001010111110100100101001111101001010101111010101010100101001010100101010011101010101111001001010100101010010101001010101110001101110101010110100010010100101001001001010011111010010101011110101010111010010100101010010101001010101011110010010101001010100101010010101<|eor|><|sor|>What if you are non-binary?<|eor|><|sor|>6E3755A2529253E957AAA52A54AAF254A952AE3755A252A91E9F4ABD552952A55792A54A9571BEABA252BE929F4ABD552952A755E4A952A55C6EAB44A524A7D2AF55D2952A55792A54A95<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 359 |
programmerhumor | smallpotatobigfryvat | idxg025 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does the toilet's direction really *need* to be changed though? Surely male and non-male patrons can use toilets that face the same direction?
Plus I'm pretty sure female patrons would get annoyed by male partons setting the toilet's parameter for themselves and not changing it back when they are done. But maybe that bit of code is on the inside of the door as an exit requirement...?<|eor|><|sor|>there's a door on each side, and only one toilet.
women use the other door, the toilet rotates based on which door gets opened.
obviously.
/s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | jacksreddit00 | idxfzl5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I interpret it as rotating toilet<|eor|><|sor|>MALE GENITALIA DETECTED.<|eor|><|sor|>PLEASE DO NOT RESIST<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | Not_Sugden | idxb4xg | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I interpret it as rotating toilet<|eor|><|sor|>same tbh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | SinSpirit | idxqfzp | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Setting the direction of the toilet seems odd<|eor|><|sor|>I know but it works. We tried changing it and all hell broke lose. Nobody knows why setting toilet direction when male raises the seat if male and isPee are true, but it does, so dont touch it!<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, probably because the backend is running on P++.<|eor|><|sor|>P sharp, you mean?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | skagen | idxt0fr | <|sols|><|sot|>Some people find this amusing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/241ivltfo5891.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Setting the direction of the toilet seems odd<|eor|><|sor|>I know but it works. We tried changing it and all hell broke lose. Nobody knows why setting toilet direction when male raises the seat if male and isPee are true, but it does, so dont touch it!<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, probably because the backend is running on P++.<|eor|><|sor|>P sharp, you mean?<|eor|><|sor|>The front end is running P sharp. The backend is just runny<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | Bleeus | zq2y1e | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,154 |
programmerhumor | gigraz_orgvsm_133 | j0wbpgu | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The crying cat is killing me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,217 |
programmerhumor | Bleeus | j0vyyv2 | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"we"<|eor|><|soopr|>I can confirm it was just me doing a database restore first thing in the morning.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,535 |
programmerhumor | sukkal63 | j0w50e4 | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who runs untested queries on production DB ?! TF<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,763 |
programmerhumor | Sectoid_Dev | j0wu9pt | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I need to update a single row
Executes a single transaction
<49034 rows updated>
"Ohhhh..... fudge......."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,628 |
programmerhumor | LetUsSpeakFreely | j0wnywf | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"we"<|eor|><|soopr|>I can confirm it was just me doing a database restore first thing in the morning.<|eoopr|><|sor|>That's when you start removing update privileges.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,415 |
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