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programmerhumor | Quirky-Craft-3619 | jgvflwh | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>Can we just stick with basic material UI <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 444 |
programmerhumor | VicTheWallpaperMan | jgwed2a | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>Programming for me is more
**half an hour staring at the code**
Aaah maybe if i.... ERROR
**another half an hour staring at the code**<|eor|><|sor|>You just might want to consider adding unit tests.<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao yeah right nerd<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | MJBrune | jgwr58o | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>Two months estimated time for a task?? It's just a button!<|eor|><|sor|>I've had this exact conversation before. Building a game with a progression system that needed to be uploaded to the background. Someone wanted a graceful logout while we were building the core of the game. I told them it'd take about a week because while we could get the UI and button there to do a countdown and logout, the backend didn't have the concept of a graceful logout yet. It just wasn't something any designer asked for.
The UI guy flipped and was like IT'S JUST A BUTTON THOUGH! I was like "yeah, and we hired a full outsourcing team from Indonesia that I have to stay an hour past my typical off time to communicate to every day. If we had gotten an in-house backend team as I asked for then this would cut the time in half. I have to coordinate, request, check the backend code to make sure it actually does the thing, likely fix it so it does the thing without crashing, then write the client code to utilize the backend REST API. Like There is a week's worth of work when you can't rely on the backend implementation working."
I'd like to say we eventually got an in-house backend team. I'd like to say the game was a hit and was released for more than 3 months before the publisher unplugged the servers in disgrace. I'd like to say I stayed on that project until it was released and didn't quit a month later after I saw the project going down in flames... I'd like to say a lot of things but that wouldn't make them true.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 433 |
programmerhumor | asianabsinthe | jgvgyu3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>Can we just stick with basic material UI <|eor|><|sor|>It's been 3 minutes client wants something new<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | ---_____-------_____ | jgwgt0k | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>Jokes aside, that is a handsome light/dark toggle<|eor|><|sor|>I would love a designer to hand me this. I tell my designers I want to look at your design and ask myself how the fuck Im going to do that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | Hyronious | jgwjqk2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>at this point ill just setup a gif and go on with the designer murder<|eor|><|sor|>Designer on my team hates to reuse designs because that's boring so he builds new structures and page layouts every time. We get the designs and I refuse to build them because of the scope creep associated with them and put them back into our standard page layouts that exist across the entire site. Fuck that designer.<|eor|><|sor|>Scope creep is one issue sure, but more to the point of the designers job...it's just straight out bad design to change the design language on every page. Consistency is like the number one thing you need when building something to be user-friendly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 337 |
programmerhumor | madam_zeroni | jgvvrh5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Design vs Programming.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/z0uawy75ttua1<|eol|><|sor|>The native mobile app developers are going to unalive the designer in his sleep<|eor|><|sor|>"Great you have the iOS app done. Can you just whip up a native Android version too before the weekend? Use the same art to save time."<|eor|><|sor|>React native has entered the chat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | xMOxROx | cps0e3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,275 |
programmerhumor | CodeBlue_04 | ewrog3r | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, going into my senior year: I have no idea what's happening, I just know that I've spent six months dreaming in C++, three months dreaming in assembly, and three months dreaming in MySQL. I've also drawn a ton of diagrams while awake.
How do people feel like they've mastered anything after a BS? It all feels like mile-wide inch-deep knowledge.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,697 |
programmerhumor | Bhiggsb | ewru2nx | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, going into my senior year: I have no idea what's happening, I just know that I've spent six months dreaming in C++, three months dreaming in assembly, and three months dreaming in MySQL. I've also drawn a ton of diagrams while awake.
How do people feel like they've mastered anything after a BS? It all feels like mile-wide inch-deep knowledge.<|eor|><|sor|>That's a fucking good way to put it. "Mile wide inch deep knowledge"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,423 |
programmerhumor | ModestMotion | ewrr9lc | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Was I supposed to have mastered machine learning by the end of my undergrad?
Oh boy imposter syndrome spiral here we go <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 973 |
programmerhumor | AlpacaKaslama | ewra89e | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Centering buttons is real rocket surgery.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 848 |
programmerhumor | chanpod | ewrldnu | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Centering buttons is real rocket surgery.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>umm (in other words, don't use tables to format your html please. It's horrible and dated)
<html>
<head>
<style>
.center {
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div class="center">
<button> I'm centered </button>
</div>
</body>
</html><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 523 |
programmerhumor | DukeOfSlough | ewr7mtt | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well I applied to be c# developer and now I spend 98% of time trying to write something in SQL despite working as .NET developer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | DEGABGED | ewrsiav | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Was I supposed to have mastered machine learning by the end of my undergrad?
Oh boy imposter syndrome spiral here we go <|eor|><|sor|>No, the whole point of undergrad is just to give a shallow understanding of the many topics in the field (breadth-wise instead of depth-wise, in CS parlance)
If you want a deeper understanding of those topics, that's when you go to grad school and postgrad, etc etc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | dmanww | ewshe78 | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, going into my senior year: I have no idea what's happening, I just know that I've spent six months dreaming in C++, three months dreaming in assembly, and three months dreaming in MySQL. I've also drawn a ton of diagrams while awake.
How do people feel like they've mastered anything after a BS? It all feels like mile-wide inch-deep knowledge.<|eor|><|sor|>That's a fucking good way to put it. "Mile wide inch deep knowledge"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>and getting a PhD is like making the T extremely tall<|eor|><|sor|>[it's putting a dent in the circle](http://matt.might.net/articles/phd-school-in-pictures/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 340 |
programmerhumor | llIlIIllIlllIIIlIIll | ewro8fl | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wouldn't say you've mastered any of those things simply by getting a degree<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | ZachAttackonTitan | ewsedrg | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, going into my senior year: I have no idea what's happening, I just know that I've spent six months dreaming in C++, three months dreaming in assembly, and three months dreaming in MySQL. I've also drawn a ton of diagrams while awake.
How do people feel like they've mastered anything after a BS? It all feels like mile-wide inch-deep knowledge.<|eor|><|sor|>That's a fucking good way to put it. "Mile wide inch deep knowledge"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>and getting a PhD is like making the T extremely tall<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | GluteusCaesar | ewrsizt | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me, going into my senior year: I have no idea what's happening, I just know that I've spent six months dreaming in C++, three months dreaming in assembly, and three months dreaming in MySQL. I've also drawn a ton of diagrams while awake.
How do people feel like they've mastered anything after a BS? It all feels like mile-wide inch-deep knowledge.<|eor|><|sor|>They lie to themselves is how. The only thing I've mastered is optimally timing my work shits between meetings and I'll gladly admit it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | Downvotesohoy | ewryi7l | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well I applied to be c# developer and now I spend 98% of time trying to write something in SQL despite working as .NET developer.<|eor|><|sor|>I swear it's like an industry scam. "We need a backend developer, you're hired" - "Okay, now that you're here, we actually need a full-stack developer" - Okay, you will be primarily working with frontend.
Hmm....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | FauxHusky | ewrq75c | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Centering buttons is real rocket surgery.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>umm (in other words, don't use tables to format your html please. It's horrible and dated)
<html>
<head>
<style>
.center {
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div class="center">
<button> I'm centered </button>
</div>
</body>
</html><|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm that the HTML larperdoodle posted above is is for emails. I see a max-width: 600px there - the go-to width for most clients. God I really hope I don't have to create an email in the near future...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | Cholojuanito | ewrplpj | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>http://howtocenterincss.com/
Good gravy this website isn't new.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | Loves_Poetry | ewrvq4j | <|sols|><|sot|>Typical...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zj4noiwbf7g31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's called a CS degree, not a CSS degree, after all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | ApostOnReddit | 7wjyuz | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,264 |
programmerhumor | CreateNewObject | du11rv1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have it working!
*now I just have to make it useable and bug free...*<|eor|><|sor|>Ha, it finally compiles!
>Segmentation fault <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,606 |
programmerhumor | crossbreed55 | du13i8a | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Serious question:
Is there anyone here who is actually happy with their programming job? I am one of those kids he's talking about (I make small games to teach myself), and these kinds of posts always take a bit of the wind out of my sails, even though they're supposed to be funny.
edit: Thank you so much to everyone for the kind and encouraging words and for sharing your experiences! Oh man, sometimes the internet is such an awesome place. Thank you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,004 |
programmerhumor | podsixia | du13skj | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Serious question:
Is there anyone here who is actually happy with their programming job? I am one of those kids he's talking about (I make small games to teach myself), and these kinds of posts always take a bit of the wind out of my sails, even though they're supposed to be funny.
edit: Thank you so much to everyone for the kind and encouraging words and for sharing your experiences! Oh man, sometimes the internet is such an awesome place. Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but it can be extremely taxing as the years go by. I struggled for many years to get a reasonable workload. Its never been a 9-5, and maybe never will be.
That said, you never stop learning. While its often stressful, its rarely boring. Its a job for people who enjoy challenges. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 916 |
programmerhumor | shazbots | du14918 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, kids my generation and before (if they were fortunate), got to program in LOGO, which involved moving a "turtle" around the screen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 708 |
programmerhumor | Jetbooster | du14qap | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Serious question:
Is there anyone here who is actually happy with their programming job? I am one of those kids he's talking about (I make small games to teach myself), and these kinds of posts always take a bit of the wind out of my sails, even though they're supposed to be funny.
edit: Thank you so much to everyone for the kind and encouraging words and for sharing your experiences! Oh man, sometimes the internet is such an awesome place. Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but it can be extremely taxing as the years go by. I struggled for many years to get a reasonable workload. Its never been a 9-5, and maybe never will be.
That said, you never stop learning. While its often stressful, its rarely boring. Its a job for people who enjoy challenges. <|eor|><|sor|>I'm in my second year of uni and I only just realized that I dont like programming. We are only just now starting to use GitHub for our projects. <|eor|><|sor|>Interesting. Can you describe how you realized? As in: What did you think it was going to be like and what was it actually like?<|eor|><|sor|>I had an assignment to do where I had to make a simple program that would display some shit from a database and I would have to make a few different sorting methods. So on the submission day I checked to see if it was working and magically it just didn't work. I had no idea what was happening, I ended up redoing the whole thing just before the deadline.
I feel like when I'm working for some company, the deadlines will be tighter and there will be even more stress.
I also spent most of my free time in front of a computer screen and I'm just tired of it. I wanna be more active and do more exciting things.
But it's nice to somewhat understand the jokes on this sub. <|eor|><|sor|>One of the things you'll find is that unless you end up working for a mom and pop business, you're unlikely to be the only IT professional in your team. University for the most part has you working as a lone entity, and having someone else look at your code and fix it would be cheating. That does make it super stressful.
In a real job in the industry, one, you'd be a junior member at first, and thus the onus for a whole block of code simply not working would likely not fall to you at the first instance.
Two, by the time it does reach that point you will be more experienced, and can probably deal with it, and three, you can just ask someone. Hell, stick it up on stack overflow if you really run out of people to ask. Nowadays, 99/100 of the problems you encounter with software have been solved by someone else before. It's just knowing those solutions, remembering them, and know where and when to apply them. That's one of the main skills I have begun to learn.
And when it comes to being active, I would caution you that pretty much any job that offers a good wage nowadays is just sitting in front of a computer most days. Nothing is stopping you from persuing something more active as a hobby. In fact, working in IT tends to be fairly well paid, so it actually opens up more options in terms of active hobbies.
Sitting in front of a computer doesn't have to be your whole life, even if you work in IT. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 649 |
programmerhumor | _kryp70 | du12chn | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have it working!
*now I just have to make it useable and bug free...*<|eor|><|sor|>Ha, it finally compiles!
>Segmentation fault <|eor|><|sor|>Well now I got that fixed, now its time to move this over to a literal identical system and try it there
*fails*
!!?!?!!?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>7 commits later.
I swear this is the final commit.
Git commit -m "Minor change"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | RolandDeschain1 | du14crc | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>God bless StackOverflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
programmerhumor | LIF33 | du14g48 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Serious question:
Is there anyone here who is actually happy with their programming job? I am one of those kids he's talking about (I make small games to teach myself), and these kinds of posts always take a bit of the wind out of my sails, even though they're supposed to be funny.
edit: Thank you so much to everyone for the kind and encouraging words and for sharing your experiences! Oh man, sometimes the internet is such an awesome place. Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but it can be extremely taxing as the years go by. I struggled for many years to get a reasonable workload. Its never been a 9-5, and maybe never will be.
That said, you never stop learning. While its often stressful, its rarely boring. Its a job for people who enjoy challenges. <|eor|><|sor|>I'm in my second year of uni and I only just realized that I dont like programming. We are only just now starting to use GitHub for our projects. <|eor|><|sor|>Interesting. Can you describe how you realized? As in: What did you think it was going to be like and what was it actually like?<|eor|><|sor|>I had an assignment to do where I had to make a simple program that would display some shit from a database and I would have to make a few different sorting methods. So on the submission day I checked to see if it was working and magically it just didn't work. I had no idea what was happening, I ended up redoing the whole thing just before the deadline.
I feel like when I'm working for some company, the deadlines will be tighter and there will be even more stress.
I also spent most of my free time in front of a computer screen and I'm just tired of it. I wanna be more active and do more exciting things.
But it's nice to somewhat understand the jokes on this sub. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 377 |
programmerhumor | BlackDeath3 | du12eey | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have it working!
*now I just have to make it useable and bug free...*<|eor|><|sor|>Ha, it finally compiles!
>Segmentation fault <|eor|><|sor|>Well now I got that fixed, now its time to move this over to a literal identical system and try it there
*fails*
!!?!?!!?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>7 commits later.
I swear this is the final commit.
Git commit -m "Minor change"<|eor|><|sor|>`git commit -m "minor change - for real this time"`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | Xendarq | du0zdca | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I also wonder if all that Scratch and Blockly is helping to develop the next generation of coders. I'm not sure I see the progression.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | kevinhaze | du16e17 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have it working!
*now I just have to make it useable and bug free...*<|eor|><|sor|>Ha, it finally compiles!
>Segmentation fault <|eor|><|sor|>Well now I got that fixed, now its time to move this over to a literal identical system and try it there
*fails*
!!?!?!!?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>7 commits later.
I swear this is the final commit.
Git commit -m "Minor change"<|eor|><|sor|>`git commit -m "minor change - for real this time"`<|eor|><|sor|>`git commit -m forgot to delete .DS_Store`<|eor|><|sor|>>$ git rm -f *
>$ firefox https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | LIF33 | du13xmt | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Serious question:
Is there anyone here who is actually happy with their programming job? I am one of those kids he's talking about (I make small games to teach myself), and these kinds of posts always take a bit of the wind out of my sails, even though they're supposed to be funny.
edit: Thank you so much to everyone for the kind and encouraging words and for sharing your experiences! Oh man, sometimes the internet is such an awesome place. Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but it can be extremely taxing as the years go by. I struggled for many years to get a reasonable workload. Its never been a 9-5, and maybe never will be.
That said, you never stop learning. While its often stressful, its rarely boring. Its a job for people who enjoy challenges. <|eor|><|sor|>I'm in my second year of uni and I only just realized that I dont like programming. We are only just now starting to use GitHub for our projects. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 314 |
programmerhumor | EthanRDoesMC | du13kln | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have it working!
*now I just have to make it useable and bug free...*<|eor|><|sor|>Ha, it finally compiles!
>Segmentation fault <|eor|><|sor|>Well now I got that fixed, now its time to move this over to a literal identical system and try it there
*fails*
!!?!?!!?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>7 commits later.
I swear this is the final commit.
Git commit -m "Minor change"<|eor|><|sor|>`git commit -m "minor change - for real this time"`<|eor|><|sor|>`git commit -m forgot to delete .DS_Store`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | MsLovelace | du11eku | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I also wonder if all that Scratch and Blockly is helping to develop the next generation of coders. I'm not sure I see the progression.<|eor|><|sor|>It's more about the concept of abstract instructions. I volunteer with my 5yr olds class, teaching basic computing concepts, and that's been the hardest stumbling block to overcome.
Most of early education is focused around finding ways to give children physical interaction with the concept they're trying to learn, and with computing you have to go in the opposite direction. The issue is that tools like scratch should be used with her age group, not with the 8-12 age group that it's commonly used for. At that point they should be familiar with syntax and basic instructions, and not relying on that level of masking.
Things like the microbit are amazing too, and they have a much nicer interface for viewing the code, in addition to more supported languages. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
programmerhumor | awakenDeepBlue | du16052 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>God bless StackOverflow<|eor|><|sor|>God made computers, then felt sorry for the programmers so he also made StackOverflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | mattmu13 | du12vjd | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have it working!
*now I just have to make it useable and bug free...*<|eor|><|sor|>The one I hate is when it's all working and you go through tests and everything seems great, all tests pass...
Then you do a demonstration where you click on the same things you did earlier to show everyone but because people are watching it breaks and you're muttering "for fucks sake why didn't it go wrong earlier so I could have fixed it" while the people watching roll their eyes...
...did this yesterday, now I've got bugs to fix before the next demonstration next week<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | crossbreed55 | du142iw | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Serious question:
Is there anyone here who is actually happy with their programming job? I am one of those kids he's talking about (I make small games to teach myself), and these kinds of posts always take a bit of the wind out of my sails, even though they're supposed to be funny.
edit: Thank you so much to everyone for the kind and encouraging words and for sharing your experiences! Oh man, sometimes the internet is such an awesome place. Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but it can be extremely taxing as the years go by. I struggled for many years to get a reasonable workload. Its never been a 9-5, and maybe never will be.
That said, you never stop learning. While its often stressful, its rarely boring. Its a job for people who enjoy challenges. <|eor|><|sor|>I'm in my second year of uni and I only just realized that I dont like programming. We are only just now starting to use GitHub for our projects. <|eor|><|sor|>Interesting. Can you describe how you realized? As in: What did you think it was going to be like and what was it actually like?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | n1c0_ds | du14gk1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I feel bad too<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7njisi7d2cf01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Serious question:
Is there anyone here who is actually happy with their programming job? I am one of those kids he's talking about (I make small games to teach myself), and these kinds of posts always take a bit of the wind out of my sails, even though they're supposed to be funny.
edit: Thank you so much to everyone for the kind and encouraging words and for sharing your experiences! Oh man, sometimes the internet is such an awesome place. Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>We're mocking the bad parts. Programming is still challenging and fun, but you are operating within a business and that means meeting deadlines, cooperating with other teams and pleasing customers. It also means following business practices, laws, requirements and so on.
You get paid for that part, and frankly it's just a different challenge. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | vpetrychuk | hkow4h | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,251 |
programmerhumor | LordFokas | fwu3hhp | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>`font-weight: YES;`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,862 |
programmerhumor | nixel1324 | fwu8bmg | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you confuse vh with vw.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 639 |
programmerhumor | a22e | fwu97tb | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>[https://i.imgur.com/9ioa1gs.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9ioa1gs.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | ExtremeRelief | fwulsyl | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>`font-weight: YES;`<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>```font-weight: TRUE;```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | chadlavi | fwucy6d | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|> This is what happens when you write
line-height: 24;
Instead of
line-height: 24px;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 284 |
programmerhumor | Victorino__ | fwun7yt | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>`font-weight: YES;`<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>```font-weight: TRUE;```<|eor|><|sor|>`font-weight: 100%;`<|eor|><|sor|> font-weight: chonk;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
programmerhumor | jamesianm | fwurlcp | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you confuse vh with vw.<|eor|><|sor|>vh and vw, the under-utilized heroes of CSS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | JezzaReddit | fwumagw | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>`font-weight: YES;`<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>```font-weight: TRUE;```<|eor|><|sor|>`font-weight: 100%;`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | Webshift1 | fwuobeo | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>`font-weight: YES;`<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>```font-weight: TRUE;```<|eor|><|sor|>`font-weight: 100%;`<|eor|><|sor|> font-weight: chonk;<|eor|><|sor|>font-weight: thicc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | sebastophantos | fwu7q48 | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think she wrote 50%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | thebryguy23 | fwv5oil | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>```font-weight: TRUE;```<|eor|><|sor|>`font-weight: 100%;`<|eor|><|sor|> font-weight: chonk;<|eor|><|sor|>font-weight: thicc<|eor|><|sor|> font-weight: juggalo;<|eor|><|sor|> font-weight: over 9000;<|eor|><|sor|>`font-weight: your mom`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Tokgyalu | fwui8cq | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>.eyebrows{
margin: 0px 45px;
color:#000000;
height: 5em;
font-family: Uni Sans;
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | thelights0123 | fwutyl6 | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you confuse vh with vw.<|eor|><|sor|>vh and vw, the under-utilized heroes of CSS<|eor|><|sor|>Under utilised? Isn't it used in anything and everything responsive?<|eor|><|sor|>flex + media queries do most of responsive design, but vh and vw can be helpful or required for some cases.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | FrankensteinJones | fwuq1te | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>`font-weight: YES;`<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>```font-weight: TRUE;```<|eor|><|sor|>`font-weight: 100%;`<|eor|><|sor|> font-weight: chonk;<|eor|><|sor|>font-weight: thicc<|eor|><|sor|> font-weight: juggalo;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | petervaz | fwuvtda | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>```font-weight: TRUE;```<|eor|><|sor|>`font-weight: 100%;`<|eor|><|sor|> font-weight: chonk;<|eor|><|sor|>font-weight: thicc<|eor|><|sor|> font-weight: juggalo;<|eor|><|sor|> font-weight: over 9000;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmerhumor | Iziama94 | fwursk4 | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>[https://i.imgur.com/9ioa1gs.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9ioa1gs.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>https://image.myanimelist.net/ui/BQM6jEZ-UJLgGUuvrNkYUL_F0bwWL7N7yUXhmJy0I8tUIRN8fszqFdrYoVbAtOK2_d-KvliRsFGo6U8A4AXPog<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmerhumor | silly_red | fwutqqi | <|sols|><|sot|>A typo that could cost lives<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b798gt5axo851.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you confuse vh with vw.<|eor|><|sor|>vh and vw, the under-utilized heroes of CSS<|eor|><|sor|>Under utilised? Isn't it used in anything and everything responsive?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmerhumor | bpooqd | va581f | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,243 |
programmerhumor | MachinaDoctrina | ic0i9c0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hands down peak usage of this template. I cannot unsee this now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,205 |
programmerhumor | ArthurTheBreadMan | ic0vq4x | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, quantum physics and programming humor combined in one, truly perfect, as all things should be.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,057 |
programmerhumor | scitech_boom | ic0dfql | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Say my name:
heisenbug<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 653 |
programmerhumor | omgsoftcats | ic0tcn2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hands down peak usage of this template. I cannot unsee this now.<|eor|><|sor|>I am still waiting for someone to make one for USB where both directions don't go in.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | lightwhite | ic0ka6m | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My code is simple. It works or it doesnt. You run it in a box, it becomes uncertain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 379 |
programmerhumor | th00ht | ic0i60a | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its bound to be a pain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | _Oce_ | ic17ela | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone explain this I'm OOTL or stupid<|eor|><|sor|>First look up double slit interference in optics. Then double slit interference in quantum physics.
Too long to explain well, but a quantum system behaves like a wave if it's not influenced by an observation, a wave going through two slits gives the interference pattern at the top (look up optical double slit interferences to understand why).
However, if you add a system to observe through which slit is each photon going, then light stops behaving like a wave but rather like a group of particles going straight, which gives the second figure, as if you sprayed some paint through the slits.
So the joke is about thinking that quantum computers would also showcase this weird quantum phenomenon of behaving differently when they are observed. Which is done with a logging function in a coding context.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
programmerhumor | snowseth | ic1fw8z | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hands down peak usage of this template. I cannot unsee this now.<|eor|><|sor|>I am still waiting for someone to make one for USB where both directions don't go in.<|eor|><|sor|>It's because [they're 4D objects](https://i.imgur.com/DRhjydK.png).
\\swear I saw something like this on XKCD first ...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | Creeper_GER | ic0qoer | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a nice *spin* on that meme indeed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | SlimyGamer | ic124zk | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes, quantum physics and programming humor combined in one, truly perfect, as all things should be.<|eor|><|sor|>Quantum computers go brrrrrrrrrr<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | functor7 | ic1g9c0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hands down peak usage of this template. I cannot unsee this now.<|eor|><|sor|>I am still waiting for someone to make one for USB where both directions don't go in.<|eor|><|sor|>It's because [they're 4D objects](https://i.imgur.com/DRhjydK.png).
\\swear I saw something like this on XKCD first ...<|eor|><|sor|>Specifically, [spinors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinor). Their rotations project onto 3D rotations, but in a way so that one 3D rotation is actually only half a spinor rotation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | how_do_i_read | ic0nkwm | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its bound to be a pain<|eor|><|sor|>a race condition.
It's bound to be<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | nightofgrim | ic12mnu | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Years ago when I had to deal with PHP this happened. Turned out the built in function for logging out variables had a side effect on them. I dont remember if it was `var_dump` or `print_r` or what (if those are even actual things, its been way too long).
TLDR: fuck php<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | jmorfeus | ic0vzsg | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming and quantum physics joke in one? Actually cleverly made it makes sense? Not absolutely primitive, actually requiring you to know at least *something*? Take my upvote!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | IlllIIIIlllll | ic13hfc | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone explain this I'm OOTL or stupid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | Toska_Ennui | ic1x444 | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hands down peak usage of this template. I cannot unsee this now.<|eor|><|sor|>I am still waiting for someone to make one for USB where both directions don't go in.<|eor|><|sor|>It's because [they're 4D objects](https://i.imgur.com/DRhjydK.png).
\\swear I saw something like this on XKCD first ...<|eor|><|sor|>Specifically, [spinors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinor). Their rotations project onto 3D rotations, but in a way so that one 3D rotation is actually only half a spinor rotation.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's Mbin time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | AceSLS | ic0ovjy | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My code is simple. It works or it doesnt. You run it in a box, it becomes uncertain.<|eor|><|sor|>Schrdingers code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | HmmYahMaybe | ic0w1pc | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a nice *spin* on that meme indeed.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, quantum wavefunction interference isn't related to electron spin, is it?<|eor|><|sor|>Shut up nerd<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | RandomStranger456123 | ic0t9uu | <|sols|><|sot|>Quantum Debugging (@ChevyRay)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pt6y80emr1591.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Say my name:
heisenbug<|eor|><|sor|>Not sure about that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmerhumor | prbecker | ilshns | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,240 |
programmerhumor | Asiansensationz | g3vn1ii | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's make that $100 worth of pizza and $400 worth of steam cards and get nothing done.<|eor|><|sor|>I will do API testing for WoW store mounts and honor points.
Oh wait that's how Activision Blizzard actually pays their employees.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 847 |
programmerhumor | ohmyashleyy | g3uuk62 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have seen so many badly designed apis and apis that are migrating for years or are just weird to use, I'd prefer they'd use the 500 to hire a good architect before.<|eor|><|sor|>Hahaha $500 is like one hour of a good architects time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 533 |
programmerhumor | justrealizednarciss | g3v8qod | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep. Every single time. And it's "optional" too, despite making you look like an outcast if you don't participate it's super "optional".<|eor|><|sor|>Ive been an outcast for 7 years, I dont plan on being a manager or a lead. Just plug me in, I enjoy solving problems, Im friendly, I just dont like all these outings, so give me my 75k and Ill code your requirements :). But if you want to move up it does seem like all these managers are very close with each other... you gotta play the game<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 454 |
programmerhumor | Oxygenjacket | g3v0d8r | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have seen so many badly designed apis and apis that are migrating for years or are just weird to use, I'd prefer they'd use the 500 to hire a good architect before.<|eor|><|sor|>Hahaha $500 is like one hour of a good architects time.<|eor|><|sor|>Plenty of time to delete everything then<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | kingretrop | g3vpe9d | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's make that $100 worth of pizza and $400 worth of steam cards and get nothing done.<|eor|><|sor|>I will do API testing for WoW store mounts and honor points.
Oh wait that's how Activision Blizzard actually pays their employees.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, *what*? We talking bonuses or something, or are you saying actual labor hours are paid in loot?<|eor|><|sor|>I think this is a joke at how they wanted streamers to fly in and beta test some game, but they refused to pay for flights or hotels or even pay them for their play testing time. They just wanted free labor from streamers.
edit: oh yeah they also underpay their employees
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-08-03/blizzard-workers-share-salaries-in-revolt-over-wage-disparities<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | MurdoMaclachlan | g3u4msp | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
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**I Am Devloper**, @iamdevloper
if you're a company and need your api testing, order $500 worth of pizza and call it a hackathon. job done.
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If  you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | ndrymr | g3uon8u | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, that just sounds like slavery with extra steps.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | Netzapper | g3vnyi0 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's make that $100 worth of pizza and $400 worth of steam cards and get nothing done.<|eor|><|sor|>I will do API testing for WoW store mounts and honor points.
Oh wait that's how Activision Blizzard actually pays their employees.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, *what*? We talking bonuses or something, or are you saying actual labor hours are paid in loot?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | Anlanga | g3vcgxd | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep. Every single time. And it's "optional" too, despite making you look like an outcast if you don't participate it's super "optional".<|eor|><|sor|>Ive been an outcast for 7 years, I dont plan on being a manager or a lead. Just plug me in, I enjoy solving problems, Im friendly, I just dont like all these outings, so give me my 75k and Ill code your requirements :). But if you want to move up it does seem like all these managers are very close with each other... you gotta play the game<|eor|><|sor|>The managers usually dont like one another but play nice for diplomacy reasons, trust me you dont want to manage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
programmerhumor | Allaun | g3vsn8m | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's make that $100 worth of pizza and $400 worth of steam cards and get nothing done.<|eor|><|sor|>I will do API testing for WoW store mounts and honor points.
Oh wait that's how Activision Blizzard actually pays their employees.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, *what*? We talking bonuses or something, or are you saying actual labor hours are paid in loot?<|eor|><|sor|>I think this is a joke at how they wanted streamers to fly in and beta test some game, but they refused to pay for flights or hotels or even pay them for their play testing time. They just wanted free labor from streamers.
edit: oh yeah they also underpay their employees
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-08-03/blizzard-workers-share-salaries-in-revolt-over-wage-disparities<|eor|><|sor|>Here is the [de-amped](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-08-03/blizzard-workers-share-salaries-in-revolt-over-wage-disparities) link.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | GhastYear | g3v7bck | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You guys get pizza?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | the_mythx | g3v8mqj | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let's make that $100 worth of pizza and $400 worth of steam cards and get nothing done.<|eor|><|sor|>i feel insulted<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | rafa154 | g3v6qz4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont get it. Can someone explain?<|eor|><|sor|>Hackathons are a multi-day event where programmers and people interested in programming dedicate all of their walking hours to make a project for submission on the last day. There is typically a lot of pizza and people are super dedicated to finishing the task on time.
If a company called it a Hackathon, then people would do an extreme amount of overtime without expecting compensation. Theyd just eat their weight in pizza<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | justrealizednarciss | g3ve1mj | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yep. Every single time. And it's "optional" too, despite making you look like an outcast if you don't participate it's super "optional".<|eor|><|sor|>Ive been an outcast for 7 years, I dont plan on being a manager or a lead. Just plug me in, I enjoy solving problems, Im friendly, I just dont like all these outings, so give me my 75k and Ill code your requirements :). But if you want to move up it does seem like all these managers are very close with each other... you gotta play the game<|eor|><|sor|>The managers usually dont like one another but play nice for diplomacy reasons, trust me you dont want to manage<|eor|><|sor|>I overheard two managers arguing over the phone, apparently one promised resources to the other team but then pretended like he never did, and the director was on the call, slipping schedules, etc etc. After they hang up the one manager just mutters under his breath Ah fuck you
Obviously its not always like that, but for now I will avoid the politics.
One guy mentioned to me that moving up to be a manager is progress, but for me, moving up to manage people vs coding is totally different and is not progress in my eyes..
Computers make more sense :) to each their own<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | CalligoMiles | g3vrwqc | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Side effects include:
-Enough spaghetti code to make Italian plumbers cry
-Documentation that most closely resembles Morrowwind quests
-Horrible edge cases including but not limited to infinite paperclips, rogue killbots with fake Scottish accents and off-by-one errors in the password database.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | bobbyorlando | g3udgtp | <|sols|><|sot|>The new unpaid overtime<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l0qwk81rfxk51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
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**I Am Devloper**, @iamdevloper
if you're a company and need your api testing, order $500 worth of pizza and call it a hackathon. job done.
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If  you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>Good human<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | sudokillall-9 | e6xmfw | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,199 |
programmerhumor | w1n5t0nM1k3y | f9tow25 | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>Also when pair programming. I don't program linearly. When missing something it just goes on the stack in my brain and I'll go back and fix it when I'm finished my thought.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,322 |
programmerhumor | mugmanOne | f9tv5r7 | <|sols|><|sot|>don't rush me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/js7xg0zd10341.png<|eol|><|sor|>I normally use the variable before I declare it, makes the IDE extra mad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 951 |
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