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programmerhumor
LeCrushinator
hwiwyca
<|sols|><|sot|>Loooopss<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3woee4fhx6h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to get a solution from r/ProgrammerHumor: Make a funny meme about your problem and read the comments of people discussing it<|eor|><|sor|>Im not the OP, but I definitely learned about arrays from reading the comments here. Going to look them up later.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you didn't know about arrays? What level of programming experience is common on this subreddit? Arrays are like week 2 of learning programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
344
programmerhumor
Wolfling217
hwhv25o
<|sols|><|sot|>Loooopss<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3woee4fhx6h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think everyone has tried to do this when first learning, then been frustrated when realizing it isn't a thing when it *obviously* is exactly what they need.<|eor|><|sor|>I admit I'm on the side of the pitchforks on this one. What causes the need for dynamic variable names?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
316
programmerhumor
_Heisenberg_399_
hy07zb
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,998
programmerhumor
GenTelGuy
fz9v2ey
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>IntelliJ HYPE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,678
programmerhumor
SOSFILMZ
fz9vbqf
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>IntelliJ HYPE<|eor|><|sor|>JETBRAINS GANG<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,188
programmerhumor
IT_dude_101010
fz9xsb1
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If by, "pin to taskbar" you mean "have a dedicated tmux pane, then my favorite IDE is Vim. Because, I just can't quit you Vim.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,022
programmerhumor
Pooneapple
fz9vy2z
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Visual studio community because I have my color scheme perfect and I dont want to duplicate it on another editor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
465
programmerhumor
oscarandjo
fza9i0s
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>IntelliJ HYPE<|eor|><|sor|>JETBRAINS GANG<|eor|><|sor|>Using IntelliJ at work makes me sad because I can't afford package for other language IDEs (C#, C++) at home. I would love to use JetBrains products but I have to live with VS Code.<|eor|><|sor|>One great thing about being a student is you get all the ultimate editions of all the JetBrains software for free.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
371
programmerhumor
KinOfMany
fza1tfb
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>IntelliJ HYPE<|eor|><|sor|>JETBRAINS GANG<|eor|><|sor|>JetBrains EVERYTHING<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
352
programmerhumor
lofi_addict
fza4wnm
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pycharm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
326
programmerhumor
purdrew2
fz9s8m6
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Vim<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
290
programmerhumor
Brunsz
fza800v
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>IntelliJ HYPE<|eor|><|sor|>JETBRAINS GANG<|eor|><|sor|>Using IntelliJ at work makes me sad because I can't afford package for other language IDEs (C#, C++) at home. I would love to use JetBrains products but I have to live with VS Code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
231
programmerhumor
qci
fza4mnv
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Vim<|eor|><|sor|>And the highest honor would be something like: export EDITOR=vim export VISUAL=vim<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
213
programmerhumor
jo12bar
fzac7y0
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`ed`. Because real programmers pin PuTTY to their taskbar to connect to a remote UNIX mainframe to code some good-old COBOL. For which ed is the obvious choice, and the only way to reach higher pay grades. ^/s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
207
programmerhumor
Gladamas
fza7e9c
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Atom! <|eor|><|sor|>Atom be like: I am once again asking to use all of your RAM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
205
programmerhumor
QuenchedRhapsody
fza1959
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If by, "pin to taskbar" you mean "have a dedicated tmux pane, then my favorite IDE is Vim. Because, I just can't quit you Vim.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The thing about vim (I use neovim) is it has great customizability. You can essentially recreate the likes of vscode in Vim if you were that way inclined, it's heavily themeable etc etc https://youtu.be/65Wq4fjREUU It's personal preference, and if you're working in terminals/emulators for work etc, it's nice to carry around a vim config on a usb and have your home setup on the go<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
196
programmerhumor
KarolProgramista
fza6c4a
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am i too linux to understand this joke?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
186
programmerhumor
mrjackspade
fza99hq
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Visual studio community because I have my color scheme perfect and I dont want to duplicate it on another editor.<|eor|><|sor|>I fucking love VS. I used to think it was "too much" until I really started digging in to everything it can do. The longer I use it, the harder it is to imagine using anything else<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
186
programmerhumor
welshucalegon
fz9vr0r
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Atom! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
179
programmerhumor
itchy_bitchy_spider
fzad6p5
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If by, "pin to taskbar" you mean "have a dedicated tmux pane, then my favorite IDE is Vim. Because, I just can't quit you Vim.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The thing about vim (I use neovim) is it has great customizability. You can essentially recreate the likes of vscode in Vim if you were that way inclined, it's heavily themeable etc etc https://youtu.be/65Wq4fjREUU It's personal preference, and if you're working in terminals/emulators for work etc, it's nice to carry around a vim config on a usb and have your home setup on the go<|eor|><|sor|>>it's nice to carry around a vim config on a usb and have your home setup on the go Or just create a git repo and clone/pull it whenever you need it<|eor|><|sor|>and then use stow<|eor|><|sor|>I just made a Makefile that copies everything to its place. bashrc, ssh config, git config, vimrc etc<|eor|><|sor|>I solder/resolder my SSD to the MacBook pro at work and always have my full setup with me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
172
programmerhumor
Fausztusz
fzaa8s6
<|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If by, "pin to taskbar" you mean "have a dedicated tmux pane, then my favorite IDE is Vim. Because, I just can't quit you Vim.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The thing about vim (I use neovim) is it has great customizability. You can essentially recreate the likes of vscode in Vim if you were that way inclined, it's heavily themeable etc etc https://youtu.be/65Wq4fjREUU It's personal preference, and if you're working in terminals/emulators for work etc, it's nice to carry around a vim config on a usb and have your home setup on the go<|eor|><|sor|>>it's nice to carry around a vim config on a usb and have your home setup on the go Or just create a git repo and clone/pull it whenever you need it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
157
programmerhumor
AlfProphet
hv8d04
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,987
programmerhumor
Rokker84
fyruor5
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The airplane also compares equal to a snow mobile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,822
programmerhumor
DarkishArchon
fyrycvf
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to get totally crucified here, but I love JS. Everything is garbage. To be a good JS dev is to constantly weigh your options, which are usually either to Cruella de Vil your neighborhood dog population or beat an amputee with their own crutches. Stabdards? There are no standards, this language has 4 ways of importing modules and none of them talk to each other. We had to invent triple equals because comparison was so bad. I feel like king of the trash, writhing in it like a worm. My project at work gets so deep into browser functionality I accidentally turn around and bump into the V8 compiler. All code is garbage, the best code is no code. The best developers exemplify that philosophy. I talk to Java dev's that try to create the most ridiculously complex hierarchies of object oriented inheritance, abstract wrapper factories, try catch wrap throw... All in the name of "perfectly abstracted code." I get laughed at for reveling in the garbage, but all code is garbage, and all languages are garbage, and the worst dev's are those that pretend we're not just filthy with all the shit we fling into our IDEs on a daily basis. JS just forces you to confront that fact on the daily, and you can accept it and be happy or forever feel superior<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,012
programmerhumor
Swamptor
fyrzmgi
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The airplane also compares equal to a snow mobile<|eor|><|sor|>But is *not* equal to a helicopter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
772
programmerhumor
SamSlate
fyryil9
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fuck are you people coding that types are this big a problem???<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
642
programmerhumor
HypherNet
fys5o13
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The airplane also compares equal to a snow mobile<|eor|><|sor|>But is *not* equal to a helicopter.<|eor|><|sor|>Despite the fact that helicopters \_do\_ compare equal to snow mobiles, though not the other way around.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
472
programmerhumor
Plague_Healer
fyrutij
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, not as bad as FORTRAN. *That* thing is like getting hit by a ship while crossing a street in Denver.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
395
programmerhumor
hashtagtokfrans
fys3a6e
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fuck are you people coding that types are this big a problem???<|eor|><|sor|>I've never understood these kinds of posts either. Been using JS for at least 5-6 years at this point and if I even could remember I could probably count the number of times that these kinds of issues have occurred on one hand.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
273
programmerhumor
Fordiman
fysg7i6
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to get totally crucified here, but I love JS. Everything is garbage. To be a good JS dev is to constantly weigh your options, which are usually either to Cruella de Vil your neighborhood dog population or beat an amputee with their own crutches. Stabdards? There are no standards, this language has 4 ways of importing modules and none of them talk to each other. We had to invent triple equals because comparison was so bad. I feel like king of the trash, writhing in it like a worm. My project at work gets so deep into browser functionality I accidentally turn around and bump into the V8 compiler. All code is garbage, the best code is no code. The best developers exemplify that philosophy. I talk to Java dev's that try to create the most ridiculously complex hierarchies of object oriented inheritance, abstract wrapper factories, try catch wrap throw... All in the name of "perfectly abstracted code." I get laughed at for reveling in the garbage, but all code is garbage, and all languages are garbage, and the worst dev's are those that pretend we're not just filthy with all the shit we fling into our IDEs on a daily basis. JS just forces you to confront that fact on the daily, and you can accept it and be happy or forever feel superior<|eor|><|sor|>> I'm going to get totally crucified here I dunno, man. You got a hearty, "let's get drinks, buddy!" laugh out of me. Real talk, though. Sometimes, even in the garbage world of Javascript, you can build one shining gem of perfect code to sit in a repository for the rest of time, untouched by actual use cases.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
252
programmerhumor
Evy1123
fysdg1k
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The airplane also compares equal to a snow mobile<|eor|><|sor|>But is *not* equal to a helicopter.<|eor|><|sor|>Despite the fact that helicopters \_do\_ compare equal to snow mobiles, though not the other way around.<|eor|><|sor|>Equality isnt commutative, durrrrr<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
236
programmerhumor
dtaivp
fys9pj7
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, not as bad as FORTRAN. *That* thing is like getting hit by a ship while crossing a street in Denver.<|eor|><|sor|>I thought Fortran was bad until I got a code base in M(umps).<|eor|><|sor|>Can we take a minute and recognize how many code languages use just a letter and probably should not. I though you were talking about M the power query language that Microsoft uses.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
141
programmerhumor
aloofloofah
fysu025
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The airplane also compares equal to a snow mobile<|eor|><|sor|>But is *not* equal to a helicopter.<|eor|><|sor|>Despite the fact that helicopters \_do\_ compare equal to snow mobiles, though not the other way around.<|eor|><|sor|>Equality isnt commutative, durrrrr<|eor|><|sor|>Is that actually the case in JS?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but it's only really when a lot of coercion takes place.<|eor|><|sor|>Were you coerced into JavaScript as a child?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
131
programmerhumor
articulatedbeaver
fys6pjf
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, not as bad as FORTRAN. *That* thing is like getting hit by a ship while crossing a street in Denver.<|eor|><|sor|>I thought Fortran was bad until I got a code base in M(umps).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
129
programmerhumor
tiger-thor
fys9deu
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fuck are you people coding that types are this big a problem???<|eor|><|sor|>Enterprise resource planning software. Sometimes numeric values are stored as strings, causing concatenation instead of addition. Pretty obvious when I run into it and really easy to resolve, not really even worth complaining about. My biggest complaint about js is that its a scripted language and I dont get to resolve obvious issues as compilation errors causing everything to be a runtime error. Again though, not that big of a problem with the right testing environment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
126
programmerhumor
AdhocSyndicate
fysn5wh
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The airplane also compares equal to a snow mobile<|eor|><|sor|>But is *not* equal to a helicopter.<|eor|><|sor|>Despite the fact that helicopters \_do\_ compare equal to snow mobiles, though not the other way around.<|eor|><|sor|>Equality isnt commutative, durrrrr<|eor|><|sor|>Is that actually the case in JS?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but it's only really when a lot of coercion takes place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
120
programmerhumor
DarkishArchon
fyslvde
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to get totally crucified here, but I love JS. Everything is garbage. To be a good JS dev is to constantly weigh your options, which are usually either to Cruella de Vil your neighborhood dog population or beat an amputee with their own crutches. Stabdards? There are no standards, this language has 4 ways of importing modules and none of them talk to each other. We had to invent triple equals because comparison was so bad. I feel like king of the trash, writhing in it like a worm. My project at work gets so deep into browser functionality I accidentally turn around and bump into the V8 compiler. All code is garbage, the best code is no code. The best developers exemplify that philosophy. I talk to Java dev's that try to create the most ridiculously complex hierarchies of object oriented inheritance, abstract wrapper factories, try catch wrap throw... All in the name of "perfectly abstracted code." I get laughed at for reveling in the garbage, but all code is garbage, and all languages are garbage, and the worst dev's are those that pretend we're not just filthy with all the shit we fling into our IDEs on a daily basis. JS just forces you to confront that fact on the daily, and you can accept it and be happy or forever feel superior<|eor|><|sor|>>We had to invent triple equals because comparison was so bad. But isn't this actually a feature? For example, if I want to equal `42` to `"42"` in other languages, I have to cast either one to an int or a string first. In JS, I don't have to do it, I just have to remember to use double equals and not triple equals.<|eor|><|sor|>Pardon me you're right, I shouldn't insult the holy language https://i.redd.it/pjrpnjyynjtz.jpg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
119
programmerhumor
Terebo04
fys9qhn
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to get totally crucified here, but I love JS. Everything is garbage. To be a good JS dev is to constantly weigh your options, which are usually either to Cruella de Vil your neighborhood dog population or beat an amputee with their own crutches. Stabdards? There are no standards, this language has 4 ways of importing modules and none of them talk to each other. We had to invent triple equals because comparison was so bad. I feel like king of the trash, writhing in it like a worm. My project at work gets so deep into browser functionality I accidentally turn around and bump into the V8 compiler. All code is garbage, the best code is no code. The best developers exemplify that philosophy. I talk to Java dev's that try to create the most ridiculously complex hierarchies of object oriented inheritance, abstract wrapper factories, try catch wrap throw... All in the name of "perfectly abstracted code." I get laughed at for reveling in the garbage, but all code is garbage, and all languages are garbage, and the worst dev's are those that pretend we're not just filthy with all the shit we fling into our IDEs on a daily basis. JS just forces you to confront that fact on the daily, and you can accept it and be happy or forever feel superior<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>don't bash(haha) any language for what it is, it'll be used in different things... wait it's php? burn that thing, beat it up. do whatever you want to it as long as it dies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
108
programmerhumor
hashtagtokfrans
fys624j
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fuck are you people coding that types are this big a problem???<|eor|><|sor|>I've never understood these kinds of posts either. Been using JS for at least 5-6 years at this point and if I even could remember I could probably count the number of times that these kinds of issues have occurred on one hand.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sure, but if accounting for types are considered edge cases I think that there's an underlying problem in the codebase itself rather than with the language. Or am I missing the point you are making?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
88
programmerhumor
aelesia-
fysgb6p
<|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fuck are you people coding that types are this big a problem???<|eor|><|sor|>I've never understood these kinds of posts either. Been using JS for at least 5-6 years at this point and if I even could remember I could probably count the number of times that these kinds of issues have occurred on one hand.<|eor|><|sor|>If you've ever ran into the following null or undefined errors: - Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'foo' of undefined - Uncaught TypeError: bar() is not a function Then you ran into an issue that Typescript would have avoided. I refuse to believe that 99.999% of Javascript developers have never ran into the above issues at work. Especially after doing renaming, refactoring, or moving of files.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
78
programmerhumor
Confidenceismyname
fk3iqw
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,989
programmerhumor
linksince1998
fkqh2op
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,397
programmerhumor
roshambo11
fkqjgbh
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Like I love doing it even if it is the most frustrating thing ever sometimes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
858
programmerhumor
Message_Me_Selfies
fkqsft8
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And 100% reason to remember --git blame<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
649
programmerhumor
_jk_
fkqi3hn
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Should be at least 20% meetings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
453
programmerhumor
kitszura
fkr3hxb
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Like I love doing it even if it is the most frustrating thing ever sometimes<|eor|><|sor|>It can also be the most rewarding thing ever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
357
programmerhumor
Confidenceismyname
fkqhj47
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|soopr|>I forgot to add 10 before the 0. It's 100% fun!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
350
programmerhumor
WindowsDOS
fkqnkv7
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|soopr|>I forgot to add 10 before the 0. It's 100% fun!<|eoopr|><|sor|>4% fun? Lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
327
programmerhumor
bigballofcrazy
fkqhuzr
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something something its a lot easier when you spend some time actually planning and designing first tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
249
programmerhumor
Said247
fkr4lf6
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Like I love doing it even if it is the most frustrating thing ever sometimes<|eor|><|sor|>It can also be the most rewarding thing ever<|eor|><|sor|>when you can't find your answer even in Stack overflow and two days later you find your solution on your own feels sooo good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
241
programmerhumor
PmMeTwinks
fkqr5rj
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|soopr|>I forgot to add 10 before the 0. It's 100% fun!<|eoopr|><|sor|>4% fun? Lol<|eor|><|sor|>Check out this guy with the archaic gender thinking. It's 2020, pal, people can be non-binary!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
217
programmerhumor
Kenik
fkqwfpv
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something something its a lot easier when you spend some time actually planning and designing first tho<|eor|><|sor|>Don't be ridiculous. Didn't you know? Hours of work can save minutes of planning!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
205
programmerhumor
Greenitthe
fkr03q4
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Should be at least 20% meetings<|eor|><|sor|>And at least 10% chasing specs.<|eor|><|sor|>80% figuring out how TF to use jira.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>UI made by developers >least intuitive, clunkiest Yup, everything is in order here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
179
programmerhumor
crash8308
fkqyowa
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And 100% reason to remember --git blame<|eor|><|sor|>*...Of course I know him. Hes me!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
177
programmerhumor
domin8r
fkqtwk3
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Should be at least 20% meetings<|eor|><|sor|>And at least 10% chasing specs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
150
programmerhumor
ch00beh
fkqljia
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming is 90% reading, 9% crying, 1% typing code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
127
programmerhumor
crash8308
fkqy185
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Should be at least 20% meetings<|eor|><|sor|>And at least 10% chasing specs.<|eor|><|sor|>80% figuring out how TF to use jira.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
126
programmerhumor
Caucus-Tree
fkr8ro8
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Like I love doing it even if it is the most frustrating thing ever sometimes<|eor|><|sor|>It can also be the most rewarding thing ever<|eor|><|sor|>when you can't find your answer even in Stack overflow and two days later you find your solution on your own feels sooo good<|eor|><|sor|>Then there are the times the man page is so obscurely worded you pore upon it for days, then a vision comes in your sleep, and it works!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
121
programmerhumor
un_blob
fkqrphs
<|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>100% screaming at your tiny plastic duck because you do not find the source of your errors....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
106
programmerhumor
Toofast4carramba
sc7i01
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,965
programmerhumor
knaribo
hu4icnk
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,051
programmerhumor
notyourancilla
hu4muqc
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|sor|>Please remove this from the internet before someone thinks its a good idea<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,331
programmerhumor
fracturedpersona
hu4hka8
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smart applicants be like, "sure I can do that, when is my second interview?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,372
programmerhumor
plumcreek
hu4hy8s
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What color do you want that database? *https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-11-17*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,123
programmerhumor
gamerarchitek
hu4o9wy
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|sor|>Please remove this from the internet before someone thinks its a good idea<|eor|><|sor|>Too late, I've already took a screenshot of this idea<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
940
programmerhumor
Hupf
hu4ymeg
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to center a database?<|eor|><|sor|>You put it in a datacenter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
873
programmerhumor
Lerayaki
hu4qwf0
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to center a database?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
860
programmerhumor
Jumpy_Sorbet
hu5ckwa
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smart applicants be like, "sure I can do that, when is my second interview?"<|eor|><|sor|>Second interview? One isn't enough?<|eor|><|sor|>First interview with HR, second interview with someone who actually knows what they're talking about<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
596
programmerhumor
pastel_de_flango
hu5f0wu
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smart applicants be like, "sure I can do that, when is my second interview?"<|eor|><|sor|>Second interview? One isn't enough?<|eor|><|sor|>First interview with HR, second interview with someone who actually knows what they're talking about<|eor|><|sor|>10 years into the company, still waiting to talk to someone that knows what they're talking about.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
584
programmerhumor
ITd-N5
hu4qj6v
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|sor|>Please remove this from the internet before someone thinks its a good idea<|eor|><|sor|>Too late, I've already took a screenshot of this idea<|eor|><|sor|>turning it into a NFT as we speak, please don't screenshot anymore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
482
programmerhumor
mephlaren
hu4pu6d
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|sor|>Please remove this from the internet before someone thinks its a good idea<|eor|><|sor|>Too late, I've already took a screenshot of this idea<|eor|><|sor|>too late its already shipped<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
472
programmerhumor
davide_dcube
hu4iijt
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior dev later on Reddit or StackOverflow: " hey guys I've no passed interview because I don't know how to connect CSS to DB with position absolute. Can anybody explain how to do it?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
429
programmerhumor
gayestofborg
hu4vshf
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|sor|>Please remove this from the internet before someone thinks its a good idea<|eor|><|sor|>Too late, I've already took a screenshot of this idea<|eor|><|sor|>too late its already shipped<|eor|><|sor|>I've already used it in a response on stack overflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
404
programmerhumor
Themlethem
hu5a185
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smart applicants be like, "sure I can do that, when is my second interview?"<|eor|><|sor|>Second interview? One isn't enough?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
374
programmerhumor
smala017
hu4yj7p
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What color do you want that database? *https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-11-17*<|eor|><|sor|>Could we add Machine Learning to that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
328
programmerhumor
6Idontknow9
hu4r9f0
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior dev later on Reddit or StackOverflow: " hey guys I've no passed interview because I don't know how to connect CSS to DB with position absolute. Can anybody explain how to do it?"<|eor|><|sor|>Did anyone solve this as I'm having the problem too?<|eor|><|sor|>database { connection: true; } No need to thank me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
230
programmerhumor
K3yz3rS0z3
hu4zdze
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|sor|>Please remove this from the internet before someone thinks its a good idea<|eor|><|sor|>Too late, I've already took a screenshot of this idea<|eor|><|sor|>too late its already shipped<|eor|><|sor|>I've already used it in a response on stack overflow<|eor|><|sor|>It's already in production.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
219
programmerhumor
hyseven
hu4pkip
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|sor|>[*sigh*](https://csstracking.dev/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
205
programmerhumor
carpal_tunnel_69
hu5088c
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What color do you want that database? *https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-11-17*<|eor|><|sor|>Could we add Machine Learning to that?<|eor|><|sor|>"That's great and all, but my shareholders aren't gonna be happy with it unless we include some *blockchain* in the encoding. Can ya do that, sweaty?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
200
programmerhumor
Nox_Dei
hu54net
<|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What color do you want that database? *https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-11-17*<|eor|><|sor|>The fact that this meme from 1995 is still so accurate is distressing... And somehow not surprising.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
196
programmerhumor
GoCommitA7mos
ej0s2j
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,950
programmerhumor
SapphireZephyr
fcuziph
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun." Edit: Damn, my most upvoted comment and I can't even take credit for it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,286
programmerhumor
Pollu_X
fcv4j9a
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun." Edit: Damn, my most upvoted comment and I can't even take credit for it.<|eor|><|sor|>" C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off. " - Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,313
programmerhumor
SurpriseHanging
fcvfl2d
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun." Edit: Damn, my most upvoted comment and I can't even take credit for it.<|eor|><|sor|>" C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off. " - Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|sor|>C# makes it *fun* to shoot yourself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,152
programmerhumor
nepatriots32
fcvh4ee
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun." Edit: Damn, my most upvoted comment and I can't even take credit for it.<|eor|><|sor|>" C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off. " - Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|sor|>C# makes it *fun* to shoot yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Python has a library you can import for shooting yourself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
966
programmerhumor
giantsquad
fcurhba
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Urban Dictionary* --- **TOP DEFINITION** # C++ A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C++ makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong. It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. it takes at least twice as long to program in C++ as any other major language (except C). The men who program in C++ are Real Men. The women who program in C++ are Real men too. You can spot a C++ programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all. *Dev: 'Hey, Reg, you know C++ right? What does:* *".\src\Cont.cpp(52) : error C2679: binary '=':no operator found which takes a right-hand operand of type 'int' (or there is no acceptable conversion) C:\Program File\Microsoft Visual Studio 8\VC\include\vector(392): could be 'std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>&std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>::operator = (const std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>&)' with_Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont> while trying to match the argument list '(std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>,int)' with _Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont>" mean?* *Reg: 'You missed a semicolon at the end of the line.'* --- ^^I'm&#32;a&#32;human&#32;volunteer&#32;content&#32;transcriber&#32;for&#32;Reddit&#32;and&#32;you&#32;could&#32;be&#32;too!&#32;[If&#32;you'd&#32;like&#32;more&#32;information&#32;on&#32;what&#32;we&#32;do&#32;and&#32;why&#32;we&#32;do&#32;it,&#32;click&#32;here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
888
programmerhumor
Jasdac
fcv5gvj
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>The thousand yard stare caused by dereferencing one too many pointers to pointers.<|eor|><|sor|>I fear no code. But that *thing* * ^it ^scares ^me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
694
programmerhumor
evanc1411
fcvh9zy
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun." Edit: Damn, my most upvoted comment and I can't even take credit for it.<|eor|><|sor|>" C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off. " - Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|sor|>C# makes it *fun* to shoot yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Python has a library you can import for shooting yourself<|eor|><|sor|>Matlab... Oh fuck I already shot myself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
599
programmerhumor
JohnBrownJayhawk1
fcv8dtx
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun." Edit: Damn, my most upvoted comment and I can't even take credit for it.<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite was C++ is like the rifle in the Marines; everyone should know how to use it, and then pray to God you never have to.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
539
programmerhumor
srone
fcurg4v
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>The thousand yard stare caused by dereferencing one too many pointers to pointers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
529
programmerhumor
kontekisuto
fcvag1a
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>The virgin python vs the chad C++<|eor|><|sor|>The virgin C++ vs the chad Rust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
463
programmerhumor
gerryvanboven
fcv2pnr
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>C is way easier than C++. Don't worry, you'll get it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
419
programmerhumor
HighPieJr
fcv0tai
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Urban Dictionary* --- **TOP DEFINITION** # C++ A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C++ makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong. It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. it takes at least twice as long to program in C++ as any other major language (except C). The men who program in C++ are Real Men. The women who program in C++ are Real men too. You can spot a C++ programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all. *Dev: 'Hey, Reg, you know C++ right? What does:* *".\src\Cont.cpp(52) : error C2679: binary '=':no operator found which takes a right-hand operand of type 'int' (or there is no acceptable conversion) C:\Program File\Microsoft Visual Studio 8\VC\include\vector(392): could be 'std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>&std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>::operator = (const std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>&)' with_Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont> while trying to match the argument list '(std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>,int)' with _Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont>" mean?* *Reg: 'You missed a semicolon at the end of the line.'* --- ^^I'm&#32;a&#32;human&#32;volunteer&#32;content&#32;transcriber&#32;for&#32;Reddit&#32;and&#32;you&#32;could&#32;be&#32;too!&#32;[If&#32;you'd&#32;like&#32;more&#32;information&#32;on&#32;what&#32;we&#32;do&#32;and&#32;why&#32;we&#32;do&#32;it,&#32;click&#32;here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>Good human<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
396
programmerhumor
umopapsidn
fcvi6cu
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun." Edit: Damn, my most upvoted comment and I can't even take credit for it.<|eor|><|sor|>" C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off. " - Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|sor|>C# makes it *fun* to shoot yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Python has a library you can import for shooting yourself<|eor|><|sor|>Matlab... Oh fuck I already shot myself<|eor|><|sor|>Literally everyone: Array(0) Matlab: u fuckin w0t?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
381
programmerhumor
stupidgenius01
fcunh12
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why can't I upvote this more than once aahhhh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
365
programmerhumor
giantsquad
fcv4c2n
<|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Urban Dictionary* --- **TOP DEFINITION** # C++ A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C++ makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong. It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. it takes at least twice as long to program in C++ as any other major language (except C). The men who program in C++ are Real Men. The women who program in C++ are Real men too. You can spot a C++ programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all. *Dev: 'Hey, Reg, you know C++ right? What does:* *".\src\Cont.cpp(52) : error C2679: binary '=':no operator found which takes a right-hand operand of type 'int' (or there is no acceptable conversion) C:\Program File\Microsoft Visual Studio 8\VC\include\vector(392): could be 'std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>&std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>::operator = (const std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>&)' with_Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont> while trying to match the argument list '(std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>,int)' with _Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont>" mean?* *Reg: 'You missed a semicolon at the end of the line.'* --- ^^I'm&#32;a&#32;human&#32;volunteer&#32;content&#32;transcriber&#32;for&#32;Reddit&#32;and&#32;you&#32;could&#32;be&#32;too!&#32;[If&#32;you'd&#32;like&#32;more&#32;information&#32;on&#32;what&#32;we&#32;do&#32;and&#32;why&#32;we&#32;do&#32;it,&#32;click&#32;here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>out of curiosity: did you find the urban dictionary entry and copy it, or did you actually type all this?<|eor|><|sor|>I typed it all up. &#x200B; Thank you so much to the two Redditors who gave me my first two awards!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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electricjimi
xvf305
<|sols|><|sot|>Can you give me an ETA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ic1j9b5jsr91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ir12mgk
<|sols|><|sot|>Can you give me an ETA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ic1j9b5jsr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good PMs that make dev life easier do exists but they are the minority unfortunately.<|eor|><|sor|>Just curious, what actions would a PM do that make dev life actually easier ?<|eor|><|sor|>- Setting expectations with upper management so they dont come breathing down the devs necks every day. - Knowing a new feature or scope creep will change delivery time and by how much so management doesnt bug devs. - Sensing how a project is going and can help get new resources if the dev team is stressed. - Being able to code so they can speak in devs language without needing everything explained like a 5 year old. - Taking the blame from upper management when things get late. - Giving out credit when a dev pushes out a new feature in a good amount of time. I can keep going. A good PM can save a project and keep a team from being dysfunctional.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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epeets
ir0yp6m
<|sols|><|sot|>Can you give me an ETA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ic1j9b5jsr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good PMs that make dev life easier do exists but they are the minority unfortunately.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Kev_Cav
ir0sgav
<|sols|><|sot|>Can you give me an ETA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ic1j9b5jsr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Scrum master" sounds like an age of sail specialty on a ship *"I'll have ye scrum all the way to blighty ye scurvy dogs!"*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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