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programmerhumor | LeCrushinator | hwiwyca | <|sols|><|sot|>Loooopss<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3woee4fhx6h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to get a solution from r/ProgrammerHumor: Make a funny meme about your problem and read the comments of people discussing it<|eor|><|sor|>Im not the OP, but I definitely learned about arrays from reading the comments here. Going to look them up later.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, you didn't know about arrays?
What level of programming experience is common on this subreddit? Arrays are like week 2 of learning programming.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmerhumor | Wolfling217 | hwhv25o | <|sols|><|sot|>Loooopss<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3woee4fhx6h81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think everyone has tried to do this when first learning, then been frustrated when realizing it isn't a thing when it *obviously* is exactly what they need.<|eor|><|sor|>I admit I'm on the side of the pitchforks on this one. What causes the need for dynamic variable names?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | _Heisenberg_399_ | hy07zb | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,998 |
programmerhumor | GenTelGuy | fz9v2ey | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>IntelliJ HYPE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,678 |
programmerhumor | SOSFILMZ | fz9vbqf | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>IntelliJ HYPE<|eor|><|sor|>JETBRAINS GANG<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,188 |
programmerhumor | IT_dude_101010 | fz9xsb1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If by, "pin to taskbar" you mean "have a dedicated tmux pane, then my favorite IDE is Vim.
Because, I just can't quit you Vim.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,022 |
programmerhumor | Pooneapple | fz9vy2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Visual studio community because I have my color scheme perfect and I dont want to duplicate it on another editor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | oscarandjo | fza9i0s | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>IntelliJ HYPE<|eor|><|sor|>JETBRAINS GANG<|eor|><|sor|>Using IntelliJ at work makes me sad because I can't afford package for other language IDEs (C#, C++) at home. I would love to use JetBrains products but I have to live with VS Code.<|eor|><|sor|>One great thing about being a student is you get all the ultimate editions of all the JetBrains software for free.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
programmerhumor | KinOfMany | fza1tfb | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>IntelliJ HYPE<|eor|><|sor|>JETBRAINS GANG<|eor|><|sor|>JetBrains EVERYTHING<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
programmerhumor | lofi_addict | fza4wnm | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pycharm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 326 |
programmerhumor | purdrew2 | fz9s8m6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Vim<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | Brunsz | fza800v | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>IntelliJ HYPE<|eor|><|sor|>JETBRAINS GANG<|eor|><|sor|>Using IntelliJ at work makes me sad because I can't afford package for other language IDEs (C#, C++) at home. I would love to use JetBrains products but I have to live with VS Code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | qci | fza4mnv | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Vim<|eor|><|sor|>And the highest honor would be something like:
export EDITOR=vim
export VISUAL=vim<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | jo12bar | fzac7y0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`ed`. Because real programmers pin PuTTY to their taskbar to connect to a remote UNIX mainframe to code some good-old COBOL. For which ed is the obvious choice, and the only way to reach higher pay grades.
^/s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | Gladamas | fza7e9c | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Atom! <|eor|><|sor|>Atom be like: I am once again asking to use all of your RAM<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | QuenchedRhapsody | fza1959 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If by, "pin to taskbar" you mean "have a dedicated tmux pane, then my favorite IDE is Vim.
Because, I just can't quit you Vim.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The thing about vim (I use neovim) is it has great customizability. You can essentially recreate the likes of vscode in Vim if you were that way inclined, it's heavily themeable etc etc https://youtu.be/65Wq4fjREUU
It's personal preference, and if you're working in terminals/emulators for work etc, it's nice to carry around a vim config on a usb and have your home setup on the go<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | KarolProgramista | fza6c4a | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am i too linux to understand this joke?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | mrjackspade | fza99hq | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Visual studio community because I have my color scheme perfect and I dont want to duplicate it on another editor.<|eor|><|sor|>I fucking love VS. I used to think it was "too much" until I really started digging in to everything it can do. The longer I use it, the harder it is to imagine using anything else<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | welshucalegon | fz9vr0r | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Atom! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | itchy_bitchy_spider | fzad6p5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If by, "pin to taskbar" you mean "have a dedicated tmux pane, then my favorite IDE is Vim.
Because, I just can't quit you Vim.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The thing about vim (I use neovim) is it has great customizability. You can essentially recreate the likes of vscode in Vim if you were that way inclined, it's heavily themeable etc etc https://youtu.be/65Wq4fjREUU
It's personal preference, and if you're working in terminals/emulators for work etc, it's nice to carry around a vim config on a usb and have your home setup on the go<|eor|><|sor|>>it's nice to carry around a vim config on a usb and have your home setup on the go
Or just create a git repo and clone/pull it whenever you need it<|eor|><|sor|>and then use stow<|eor|><|sor|>I just made a Makefile that copies everything to its place. bashrc, ssh config, git config, vimrc etc<|eor|><|sor|>I solder/resolder my SSD to the MacBook pro at work and always have my full setup with me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | Fausztusz | fzaa8s6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mine is VS Code...which one is yours?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtbkngwgk4d51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If by, "pin to taskbar" you mean "have a dedicated tmux pane, then my favorite IDE is Vim.
Because, I just can't quit you Vim.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The thing about vim (I use neovim) is it has great customizability. You can essentially recreate the likes of vscode in Vim if you were that way inclined, it's heavily themeable etc etc https://youtu.be/65Wq4fjREUU
It's personal preference, and if you're working in terminals/emulators for work etc, it's nice to carry around a vim config on a usb and have your home setup on the go<|eor|><|sor|>>it's nice to carry around a vim config on a usb and have your home setup on the go
Or just create a git repo and clone/pull it whenever you need it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | AlfProphet | hv8d04 | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,987 |
programmerhumor | Rokker84 | fyruor5 | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The airplane also compares equal to a snow mobile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,822 |
programmerhumor | DarkishArchon | fyrycvf | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to get totally crucified here, but I love JS. Everything is garbage. To be a good JS dev is to constantly weigh your options, which are usually either to Cruella de Vil your neighborhood dog population or beat an amputee with their own crutches.
Stabdards? There are no standards, this language has 4 ways of importing modules and none of them talk to each other. We had to invent triple equals because comparison was so bad.
I feel like king of the trash, writhing in it like a worm. My project at work gets so deep into browser functionality I accidentally turn around and bump into the V8 compiler.
All code is garbage, the best code is no code. The best developers exemplify that philosophy. I talk to Java dev's that try to create the most ridiculously complex hierarchies of object oriented inheritance, abstract wrapper factories, try catch wrap throw... All in the name of "perfectly abstracted code."
I get laughed at for reveling in the garbage, but all code is garbage, and all languages are garbage, and the worst dev's are those that pretend we're not just filthy with all the shit we fling into our IDEs on a daily basis. JS just forces you to confront that fact on the daily, and you can accept it and be happy or forever feel superior<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,012 |
programmerhumor | Swamptor | fyrzmgi | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The airplane also compares equal to a snow mobile<|eor|><|sor|>But is *not* equal to a helicopter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 772 |
programmerhumor | SamSlate | fyryil9 | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fuck are you people coding that types are this big a problem???<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 642 |
programmerhumor | HypherNet | fys5o13 | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The airplane also compares equal to a snow mobile<|eor|><|sor|>But is *not* equal to a helicopter.<|eor|><|sor|>Despite the fact that helicopters \_do\_ compare equal to snow mobiles, though not the other way around.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 472 |
programmerhumor | Plague_Healer | fyrutij | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, not as bad as FORTRAN. *That* thing is like getting hit by a ship while crossing a street in Denver.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | hashtagtokfrans | fys3a6e | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fuck are you people coding that types are this big a problem???<|eor|><|sor|>I've never understood these kinds of posts either. Been using JS for at least 5-6 years at this point and if I even could remember I could probably count the number of times that these kinds of issues have occurred on one hand.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
programmerhumor | Fordiman | fysg7i6 | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to get totally crucified here, but I love JS. Everything is garbage. To be a good JS dev is to constantly weigh your options, which are usually either to Cruella de Vil your neighborhood dog population or beat an amputee with their own crutches.
Stabdards? There are no standards, this language has 4 ways of importing modules and none of them talk to each other. We had to invent triple equals because comparison was so bad.
I feel like king of the trash, writhing in it like a worm. My project at work gets so deep into browser functionality I accidentally turn around and bump into the V8 compiler.
All code is garbage, the best code is no code. The best developers exemplify that philosophy. I talk to Java dev's that try to create the most ridiculously complex hierarchies of object oriented inheritance, abstract wrapper factories, try catch wrap throw... All in the name of "perfectly abstracted code."
I get laughed at for reveling in the garbage, but all code is garbage, and all languages are garbage, and the worst dev's are those that pretend we're not just filthy with all the shit we fling into our IDEs on a daily basis. JS just forces you to confront that fact on the daily, and you can accept it and be happy or forever feel superior<|eor|><|sor|>> I'm going to get totally crucified here
I dunno, man. You got a hearty, "let's get drinks, buddy!" laugh out of me.
Real talk, though. Sometimes, even in the garbage world of Javascript, you can build one shining gem of perfect code to sit in a repository for the rest of time, untouched by actual use cases.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | Evy1123 | fysdg1k | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The airplane also compares equal to a snow mobile<|eor|><|sor|>But is *not* equal to a helicopter.<|eor|><|sor|>Despite the fact that helicopters \_do\_ compare equal to snow mobiles, though not the other way around.<|eor|><|sor|>Equality isnt commutative, durrrrr<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | dtaivp | fys9pj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, not as bad as FORTRAN. *That* thing is like getting hit by a ship while crossing a street in Denver.<|eor|><|sor|>I thought Fortran was bad until I got a code base in M(umps).<|eor|><|sor|>Can we take a minute and recognize how many code languages use just a letter and probably should not.
I though you were talking about M the power query language that Microsoft uses.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | aloofloofah | fysu025 | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The airplane also compares equal to a snow mobile<|eor|><|sor|>But is *not* equal to a helicopter.<|eor|><|sor|>Despite the fact that helicopters \_do\_ compare equal to snow mobiles, though not the other way around.<|eor|><|sor|>Equality isnt commutative, durrrrr<|eor|><|sor|>Is that actually the case in JS?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but it's only really when a lot of coercion takes place.<|eor|><|sor|>Were you coerced into JavaScript as a child?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | articulatedbeaver | fys6pjf | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, not as bad as FORTRAN. *That* thing is like getting hit by a ship while crossing a street in Denver.<|eor|><|sor|>I thought Fortran was bad until I got a code base in M(umps).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | tiger-thor | fys9deu | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fuck are you people coding that types are this big a problem???<|eor|><|sor|>Enterprise resource planning software.
Sometimes numeric values are stored as strings, causing concatenation instead of addition. Pretty obvious when I run into it and really easy to resolve, not really even worth complaining about.
My biggest complaint about js is that its a scripted language and I dont get to resolve obvious issues as compilation errors causing everything to be a runtime error. Again though, not that big of a problem with the right testing environment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | AdhocSyndicate | fysn5wh | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The airplane also compares equal to a snow mobile<|eor|><|sor|>But is *not* equal to a helicopter.<|eor|><|sor|>Despite the fact that helicopters \_do\_ compare equal to snow mobiles, though not the other way around.<|eor|><|sor|>Equality isnt commutative, durrrrr<|eor|><|sor|>Is that actually the case in JS?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, but it's only really when a lot of coercion takes place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | DarkishArchon | fyslvde | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to get totally crucified here, but I love JS. Everything is garbage. To be a good JS dev is to constantly weigh your options, which are usually either to Cruella de Vil your neighborhood dog population or beat an amputee with their own crutches.
Stabdards? There are no standards, this language has 4 ways of importing modules and none of them talk to each other. We had to invent triple equals because comparison was so bad.
I feel like king of the trash, writhing in it like a worm. My project at work gets so deep into browser functionality I accidentally turn around and bump into the V8 compiler.
All code is garbage, the best code is no code. The best developers exemplify that philosophy. I talk to Java dev's that try to create the most ridiculously complex hierarchies of object oriented inheritance, abstract wrapper factories, try catch wrap throw... All in the name of "perfectly abstracted code."
I get laughed at for reveling in the garbage, but all code is garbage, and all languages are garbage, and the worst dev's are those that pretend we're not just filthy with all the shit we fling into our IDEs on a daily basis. JS just forces you to confront that fact on the daily, and you can accept it and be happy or forever feel superior<|eor|><|sor|>>We had to invent triple equals because comparison was so bad.
But isn't this actually a feature?
For example, if I want to equal `42` to `"42"` in other languages, I have to cast either one to an int or a string first. In JS, I don't have to do it, I just have to remember to use double equals and not triple equals.<|eor|><|sor|>Pardon me you're right, I shouldn't insult the holy language https://i.redd.it/pjrpnjyynjtz.jpg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | Terebo04 | fys9qhn | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm going to get totally crucified here, but I love JS. Everything is garbage. To be a good JS dev is to constantly weigh your options, which are usually either to Cruella de Vil your neighborhood dog population or beat an amputee with their own crutches.
Stabdards? There are no standards, this language has 4 ways of importing modules and none of them talk to each other. We had to invent triple equals because comparison was so bad.
I feel like king of the trash, writhing in it like a worm. My project at work gets so deep into browser functionality I accidentally turn around and bump into the V8 compiler.
All code is garbage, the best code is no code. The best developers exemplify that philosophy. I talk to Java dev's that try to create the most ridiculously complex hierarchies of object oriented inheritance, abstract wrapper factories, try catch wrap throw... All in the name of "perfectly abstracted code."
I get laughed at for reveling in the garbage, but all code is garbage, and all languages are garbage, and the worst dev's are those that pretend we're not just filthy with all the shit we fling into our IDEs on a daily basis. JS just forces you to confront that fact on the daily, and you can accept it and be happy or forever feel superior<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>don't bash(haha) any language for what it is, it'll be used in different things...
wait it's php?
burn that thing, beat it up. do whatever you want to it as long as it dies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | hashtagtokfrans | fys624j | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fuck are you people coding that types are this big a problem???<|eor|><|sor|>I've never understood these kinds of posts either. Been using JS for at least 5-6 years at this point and if I even could remember I could probably count the number of times that these kinds of issues have occurred on one hand.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sure, but if accounting for types are considered edge cases I think that there's an underlying problem in the codebase itself rather than with the language.
Or am I missing the point you are making?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | aelesia- | fysgb6p | <|sols|><|sot|>*Laughs in Typescript*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5t4f8e6418c51.png<|eol|><|sor|>The fuck are you people coding that types are this big a problem???<|eor|><|sor|>I've never understood these kinds of posts either. Been using JS for at least 5-6 years at this point and if I even could remember I could probably count the number of times that these kinds of issues have occurred on one hand.<|eor|><|sor|>If you've ever ran into the following null or undefined errors:
- Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'foo' of undefined
- Uncaught TypeError: bar() is not a function
Then you ran into an issue that Typescript would have avoided.
I refuse to believe that 99.999% of Javascript developers have never ran into the above issues at work. Especially after doing renaming, refactoring, or moving of files.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | Confidenceismyname | fk3iqw | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,989 |
programmerhumor | linksince1998 | fkqh2op | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,397 |
programmerhumor | roshambo11 | fkqjgbh | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Like I love doing it even if it is the most frustrating thing ever sometimes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 858 |
programmerhumor | Message_Me_Selfies | fkqsft8 | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And 100% reason to remember --git blame<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 649 |
programmerhumor | _jk_ | fkqi3hn | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Should be at least 20% meetings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 453 |
programmerhumor | kitszura | fkr3hxb | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Like I love doing it even if it is the most frustrating thing ever sometimes<|eor|><|sor|>It can also be the most rewarding thing ever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | Confidenceismyname | fkqhj47 | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|soopr|>I forgot to add 10 before the 0. It's 100% fun!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 350 |
programmerhumor | WindowsDOS | fkqnkv7 | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|soopr|>I forgot to add 10 before the 0. It's 100% fun!<|eoopr|><|sor|>4% fun? Lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 327 |
programmerhumor | bigballofcrazy | fkqhuzr | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something something its a lot easier when you spend some time actually planning and designing first tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | Said247 | fkr4lf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Like I love doing it even if it is the most frustrating thing ever sometimes<|eor|><|sor|>It can also be the most rewarding thing ever<|eor|><|sor|>when you can't find your answer even in Stack overflow and two days later you find your solution on your own feels sooo good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | PmMeTwinks | fkqr5rj | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|soopr|>I forgot to add 10 before the 0. It's 100% fun!<|eoopr|><|sor|>4% fun? Lol<|eor|><|sor|>Check out this guy with the archaic gender thinking. It's 2020, pal, people can be non-binary!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | Kenik | fkqwfpv | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something something its a lot easier when you spend some time actually planning and designing first tho<|eor|><|sor|>Don't be ridiculous. Didn't you know? Hours of work can save minutes of planning!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | Greenitthe | fkr03q4 | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Should be at least 20% meetings<|eor|><|sor|>And at least 10% chasing specs.<|eor|><|sor|>80% figuring out how TF to use jira.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>UI made by developers
>least intuitive, clunkiest
Yup, everything is in order here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | crash8308 | fkqyowa | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And 100% reason to remember --git blame<|eor|><|sor|>*...Of course I know him. Hes me!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | domin8r | fkqtwk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Should be at least 20% meetings<|eor|><|sor|>And at least 10% chasing specs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | ch00beh | fkqljia | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming is 90% reading, 9% crying, 1% typing code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | crash8308 | fkqy185 | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Should be at least 20% meetings<|eor|><|sor|>And at least 10% chasing specs.<|eor|><|sor|>80% figuring out how TF to use jira.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | Caucus-Tree | fkr8ro8 | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't agree with the title, the rest is pretty accurate though<|eor|><|sor|>Right? Like I love doing it even if it is the most frustrating thing ever sometimes<|eor|><|sor|>It can also be the most rewarding thing ever<|eor|><|sor|>when you can't find your answer even in Stack overflow and two days later you find your solution on your own feels sooo good<|eor|><|sor|>Then there are the times the man page is so obscurely worded you pore upon it for days, then a vision comes in your sleep, and it works!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | un_blob | fkqrphs | <|sols|><|sot|>0% fun<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u95ypgtfv7n41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>100% screaming at your tiny plastic duck because you do not find the source of your errors....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | Toofast4carramba | sc7i01 | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,965 |
programmerhumor | knaribo | hu4icnk | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,051 |
programmerhumor | notyourancilla | hu4muqc | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|sor|>Please remove this from the internet before someone thinks its a good idea<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,331 |
programmerhumor | fracturedpersona | hu4hka8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smart applicants be like, "sure I can do that, when is my second interview?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,372 |
programmerhumor | plumcreek | hu4hy8s | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What color do you want that database?
*https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-11-17*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,123 |
programmerhumor | gamerarchitek | hu4o9wy | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|sor|>Please remove this from the internet before someone thinks its a good idea<|eor|><|sor|>Too late, I've already took a screenshot of this idea<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 940 |
programmerhumor | Hupf | hu4ymeg | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to center a database?<|eor|><|sor|>You put it in a datacenter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 873 |
programmerhumor | Lerayaki | hu4qwf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to center a database?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 860 |
programmerhumor | Jumpy_Sorbet | hu5ckwa | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smart applicants be like, "sure I can do that, when is my second interview?"<|eor|><|sor|>Second interview? One isn't enough?<|eor|><|sor|>First interview with HR, second interview with someone who actually knows what they're talking about<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 596 |
programmerhumor | pastel_de_flango | hu5f0wu | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smart applicants be like, "sure I can do that, when is my second interview?"<|eor|><|sor|>Second interview? One isn't enough?<|eor|><|sor|>First interview with HR, second interview with someone who actually knows what they're talking about<|eor|><|sor|>10 years into the company, still waiting to talk to someone that knows what they're talking about.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 584 |
programmerhumor | ITd-N5 | hu4qj6v | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|sor|>Please remove this from the internet before someone thinks its a good idea<|eor|><|sor|>Too late, I've already took a screenshot of this idea<|eor|><|sor|>turning it into a NFT as we speak, please don't screenshot anymore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 482 |
programmerhumor | mephlaren | hu4pu6d | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|sor|>Please remove this from the internet before someone thinks its a good idea<|eor|><|sor|>Too late, I've already took a screenshot of this idea<|eor|><|sor|>too late its already shipped<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 472 |
programmerhumor | davide_dcube | hu4iijt | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior dev later on Reddit or StackOverflow: " hey guys I've no passed interview because I don't know how to connect CSS to DB with position absolute. Can anybody explain how to do it?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 429 |
programmerhumor | gayestofborg | hu4vshf | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|sor|>Please remove this from the internet before someone thinks its a good idea<|eor|><|sor|>Too late, I've already took a screenshot of this idea<|eor|><|sor|>too late its already shipped<|eor|><|sor|>I've already used it in a response on stack overflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 404 |
programmerhumor | Themlethem | hu5a185 | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smart applicants be like, "sure I can do that, when is my second interview?"<|eor|><|sor|>Second interview? One isn't enough?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 374 |
programmerhumor | smala017 | hu4yj7p | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What color do you want that database?
*https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-11-17*<|eor|><|sor|>Could we add Machine Learning to that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 328 |
programmerhumor | 6Idontknow9 | hu4r9f0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior dev later on Reddit or StackOverflow: " hey guys I've no passed interview because I don't know how to connect CSS to DB with position absolute. Can anybody explain how to do it?"<|eor|><|sor|>Did anyone solve this as I'm having the problem too?<|eor|><|sor|>database {
connection: true;
}
No need to thank me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | K3yz3rS0z3 | hu4zdze | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|sor|>Please remove this from the internet before someone thinks its a good idea<|eor|><|sor|>Too late, I've already took a screenshot of this idea<|eor|><|sor|>too late its already shipped<|eor|><|sor|>I've already used it in a response on stack overflow<|eor|><|sor|>It's already in production.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | hyseven | hu4pkip | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>just use url() to make an api call that completes the required steps to connect.<|eor|><|sor|>[*sigh*](https://csstracking.dev/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | carpal_tunnel_69 | hu5088c | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What color do you want that database?
*https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-11-17*<|eor|><|sor|>Could we add Machine Learning to that?<|eor|><|sor|>"That's great and all, but my shareholders aren't gonna be happy with it unless we include some *blockchain* in the encoding. Can ya do that, sweaty?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | Nox_Dei | hu54net | <|sols|><|sot|>Soft skills<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/toi59ayt6sd81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What color do you want that database?
*https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-11-17*<|eor|><|sor|>The fact that this meme from 1995 is still so accurate is distressing... And somehow not surprising.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | GoCommitA7mos | ej0s2j | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,950 |
programmerhumor | SapphireZephyr | fcuziph | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun."
Edit: Damn, my most upvoted comment and I can't even take credit for it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,286 |
programmerhumor | Pollu_X | fcv4j9a | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun."
Edit: Damn, my most upvoted comment and I can't even take credit for it.<|eor|><|sor|>" C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off. " - Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,313 |
programmerhumor | SurpriseHanging | fcvfl2d | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun."
Edit: Damn, my most upvoted comment and I can't even take credit for it.<|eor|><|sor|>" C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off. " - Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|sor|>C# makes it *fun* to shoot yourself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,152 |
programmerhumor | nepatriots32 | fcvh4ee | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun."
Edit: Damn, my most upvoted comment and I can't even take credit for it.<|eor|><|sor|>" C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off. " - Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|sor|>C# makes it *fun* to shoot yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Python has a library you can import for shooting yourself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 966 |
programmerhumor | giantsquad | fcurhba | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Urban Dictionary*
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**TOP DEFINITION**
# C++
A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C++ makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong.
It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. it takes at least twice as long to program in C++ as any other major language (except C).
The men who program in C++ are Real Men. The women who program in C++ are Real men too. You can spot a C++ programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all.
*Dev: 'Hey, Reg, you know C++ right? What does:*
*".\src\Cont.cpp(52) : error C2679: binary '=':no operator found which takes a right-hand operand of type 'int' (or there is no acceptable conversion) C:\Program File\Microsoft Visual Studio 8\VC\include\vector(392): could be 'std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>&std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>::operator = (const std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>&)' with_Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont> while trying to match the argument list '(std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>,int)' with _Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont>" mean?*
*Reg: 'You missed a semicolon at the end of the line.'*
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programmerhumor | Jasdac | fcv5gvj | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>The thousand yard stare caused by dereferencing one too many pointers to pointers.<|eor|><|sor|>I fear no code. But that *thing*
*
^it ^scares ^me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 694 |
programmerhumor | evanc1411 | fcvh9zy | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun."
Edit: Damn, my most upvoted comment and I can't even take credit for it.<|eor|><|sor|>" C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off. " - Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|sor|>C# makes it *fun* to shoot yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Python has a library you can import for shooting yourself<|eor|><|sor|>Matlab... Oh fuck I already shot myself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 599 |
programmerhumor | JohnBrownJayhawk1 | fcv8dtx | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun."
Edit: Damn, my most upvoted comment and I can't even take credit for it.<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite was C++ is like the rifle in the Marines; everyone should know how to use it, and then pray to God you never have to.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 539 |
programmerhumor | srone | fcurg4v | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>The thousand yard stare caused by dereferencing one too many pointers to pointers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 529 |
programmerhumor | kontekisuto | fcvag1a | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>The virgin python vs the chad C++<|eor|><|sor|>The virgin C++ vs the chad Rust<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 463 |
programmerhumor | gerryvanboven | fcv2pnr | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>C is way easier than C++. Don't worry, you'll get it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | HighPieJr | fcv0tai | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Urban Dictionary*
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**TOP DEFINITION**
# C++
A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C++ makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong.
It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. it takes at least twice as long to program in C++ as any other major language (except C).
The men who program in C++ are Real Men. The women who program in C++ are Real men too. You can spot a C++ programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all.
*Dev: 'Hey, Reg, you know C++ right? What does:*
*".\src\Cont.cpp(52) : error C2679: binary '=':no operator found which takes a right-hand operand of type 'int' (or there is no acceptable conversion) C:\Program File\Microsoft Visual Studio 8\VC\include\vector(392): could be 'std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>&std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>::operator = (const std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>&)' with_Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont> while trying to match the argument list '(std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>,int)' with _Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont>" mean?*
*Reg: 'You missed a semicolon at the end of the line.'*
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programmerhumor | umopapsidn | fcvi6cu | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite saying from one of my profs was, "C gives you the opportunity to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ gives you a shotgun."
Edit: Damn, my most upvoted comment and I can't even take credit for it.<|eor|><|sor|>" C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off. " - Bjarne Stroustrup<|eor|><|sor|>C# makes it *fun* to shoot yourself.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Python has a library you can import for shooting yourself<|eor|><|sor|>Matlab... Oh fuck I already shot myself<|eor|><|sor|>Literally everyone: Array(0)
Matlab: u fuckin w0t?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 381 |
programmerhumor | stupidgenius01 | fcunh12 | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why can't I upvote this more than once aahhhh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
programmerhumor | giantsquad | fcv4c2n | <|sols|><|sot|>The best response to what is c++<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s6q46do7ce841.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Urban Dictionary*
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**TOP DEFINITION**
# C++
A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C++ makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong.
It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. it takes at least twice as long to program in C++ as any other major language (except C).
The men who program in C++ are Real Men. The women who program in C++ are Real men too. You can spot a C++ programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all.
*Dev: 'Hey, Reg, you know C++ right? What does:*
*".\src\Cont.cpp(52) : error C2679: binary '=':no operator found which takes a right-hand operand of type 'int' (or there is no acceptable conversion) C:\Program File\Microsoft Visual Studio 8\VC\include\vector(392): could be 'std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>&std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>::operator = (const std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>&)' with_Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont> while trying to match the argument list '(std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty,_Alloc>,int)' with _Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont>" mean?*
*Reg: 'You missed a semicolon at the end of the line.'*
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programmerhumor | electricjimi | xvf305 | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you give me an ETA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ic1j9b5jsr91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,951 |
programmerhumor | 101010010010 | ir12mgk | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you give me an ETA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ic1j9b5jsr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good PMs that make dev life easier do exists but they are the minority unfortunately.<|eor|><|sor|>Just curious, what actions would a PM do that make dev life actually easier ?<|eor|><|sor|>- Setting expectations with upper management so they dont come breathing down the devs necks every day.
- Knowing a new feature or scope creep will change delivery time and by how much so management doesnt bug devs.
- Sensing how a project is going and can help get new resources if the dev team is stressed.
- Being able to code so they can speak in devs language without needing everything explained like a 5 year old.
- Taking the blame from upper management when things get late.
- Giving out credit when a dev pushes out a new feature in a good amount of time.
I can keep going. A good PM can save a project and keep a team from being dysfunctional.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,449 |
programmerhumor | epeets | ir0yp6m | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you give me an ETA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ic1j9b5jsr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good PMs that make dev life easier do exists but they are the minority unfortunately.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,275 |
programmerhumor | Kev_Cav | ir0sgav | <|sols|><|sot|>Can you give me an ETA?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ic1j9b5jsr91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Scrum master" sounds like an age of sail specialty on a ship
*"I'll have ye scrum all the way to blighty ye scurvy dogs!"*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 384 |
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