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programmerhumor | Dylantheshoe | h4gyvtm | <|sols|><|sot|>Every damn time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cxvreisjcx971.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One word - flexbox<|eor|><|sor|>Me: Yeah flex box is so easy, it just makes sense!
Also me: Yeah its easy! Just do align-items-center! No justify-items-center? No place-items-center? Align-self center? Align content center? Wtf this worked last time! Item spacing stretch? Gah just put two siblings with flex: 1!
text-align: center?<|eor|><|sor|>And then 30 minutes later you discover you forgot to add "display:flex;"<|eor|><|sor|>Spent half a day realizing I forgot to put flex-direction: row. I put that one line in and everything worked, I then went to the bathroom to cry. This is the way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | Fravona2211 | zujq6b | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,889 |
programmerhumor | IAmFalkorn | j1kfwqg | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>can't wait until scrum masters become scrum daddys<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,241 |
programmerhumor | CHIKIKCHI | j1k438n | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>DB admins managing clusters:
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,327 |
programmerhumor | heresyforfunnprofit | j1kmwkp | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>DB admins managing clusters:
<|eor|><|sor|>Dom and sub.
Replicate me harder, daddy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,111 |
programmerhumor | Sindef | j1k1005 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We don't care so much in my country. Usually we have our branches set up like:
```
Master
QA/Test
Dev
Slave<Employee ID>
Slave<Employee ID>
Slave<Employee ID>
Slave<Employee ID>
.etc
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,977 |
programmerhumor | UpstairsAd4105 | j1jpsk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lets not talk about IDE drives.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,879 |
programmerhumor | BaronZoltaK | j1kp0ky | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>can't wait until scrum masters become scrum daddys<|eor|><|sor|>I called myself a scrum lord<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,775 |
programmerhumor | Fourstrokeperro | j1kn4oq | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`git push origin hamster`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,739 |
programmerhumor | DatCoolJeremy | j1khamf | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's it. I'm naming my main branch "a" now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,375 |
programmerhumor | skwacky | j1ky1bb | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's it. I'm naming my main branch "a" now.<|eor|><|sor|>I use this simple branch naming structure:
```
a
|> a-a
|> |> a-a-a
|> |> a-a-c
|> a-c
|> a-d
```
(You might notice I skip 'b' this is merely to avoid invoking the historical tensions between the hierarchy of 'a' and 'b')<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,343 |
programmerhumor | noodle-face | j1kam8t | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never met anyone that actually cared about this. I feel like it was a false sense of panic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,255 |
programmerhumor | Icy-Mongoose6386 | j1kc40d | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We don't care so much in my country. Usually we have our branches set up like:
```
Master
QA/Test
Dev
Slave<Employee ID>
Slave<Employee ID>
Slave<Employee ID>
Slave<Employee ID>
.etc
```<|eor|><|sor|>each employee is a slave, make sense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,206 |
programmerhumor | Takamasa1 | j1kp5vz | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>DB admins managing clusters:
<|eor|><|sor|>Dom and sub.
Replicate me harder, daddy.<|eor|><|sor|>Out with Master/Slave, in with Dom/Sub<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,117 |
programmerhumor | gomugomunorocket42 | j1k610h | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Its penis and vagina now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 960 |
programmerhumor | outhereinamish | j1kbdgx | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have always called it master branch, and so have the places Iv worked and people I talk to irl. However, I always called it child branch, or just a branch. Never even heard of slave branch until Reddit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 845 |
programmerhumor | SleepWouldBeNice | j1kwc3g | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My electrical engineering textbook in university had the sentence: race conditions can be solved with a master-slave relationship.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 793 |
programmerhumor | AshleyLadyOfDairy | j1kd6fm | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mfw I name my default branch 'mistress'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 675 |
programmerhumor | m1ndcrash | j1kbr2i | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lets not talk about IDE drives.<|eor|><|sor|>This guy is my age.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 671 |
programmerhumor | BluudLust | j1ksr6j | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I renamed the branch to Anakin because it is not a master.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 612 |
programmerhumor | difused_shade | j1kd377 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ohh well<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xfdzfwo0ly7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've never met anyone that actually cared about this. I feel like it was a false sense of panic<|eor|><|sor|>It is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 609 |
programmerhumor | pizzanreddit | hi4c87 | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,890 |
programmerhumor | ScorpionGlitch | fwe7fx6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Trial and error gives dopamine, reading documentation does not.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 917 |
programmerhumor | ganja_and_code | fwed2m8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to assume the README contains more than boilerplate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 867 |
programmerhumor | captainjon | fwe9xfq | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Trial and error gives dopamine, reading documentation does not.<|eor|><|sor|>I never thought of the why. I just took it as I know better. Typical macho bs.
So of course I spend far too much time. And the very top of the document showed what I discovered. So documentation instead proved I know what Im doing after all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | domin8r | fwey49d | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to assume the README contains more than boilerplate<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>**go to url**
Page not found, redirected to homepage.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | ltssms0 | fween7f | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I like writing them because it organizes my thoughts and notes in a more coherent form, and helps make sure the main use cases flow properly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | trimeta | fweapwi | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In the sciences, I've heard this quoted as "a month in the lab can save you an hour in the library."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | Psychpsyo | fwetqof | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Trial and error gives dopamine, reading documentation does not.<|eor|><|sor|>Alternatively you can have hours of trial and error while reading the documentation cause the documentation is a cryptic, incomplete pile of garbage that is three versions out of date.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | mustang__1 | fwf5if4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to assume the README contains more than boilerplate<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>**go to url**
Page not found, redirected to homepage.<|eor|><|sor|>Home page loads to a different company.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | RepostSleuthBot | fwedpjv | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/RepostSleuthBot<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 10 times.
First seen [Here](https://redd.it/9vh4vz) on 2018-11-09 100.0% match. Last seen [Here](https://redd.it/ddsfzi) on 2019-10-05 100.0% match
**Searched Images:** 128,021,475 | **Indexed Posts:** 529,777,224 | **Search Time:** 7.07594s
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programmerhumor | lemortede3 | fwf8buk | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to assume the README contains more than boilerplate<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>**go to url**
Page not found, redirected to homepage.<|eor|><|sor|>Home page loads to a different company.<|eor|><|sor|>Different company is one of those "purchase this domain that we definitely aquired legally, and we won't screw you over at all"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | Karjalan | fwezj6a | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Trial and error gives dopamine, reading documentation does not.<|eor|><|sor|>I never thought of the why. I just took it as I know better. Typical macho bs.
So of course I spend far too much time. And the very top of the document showed what I discovered. So documentation instead proved I know what Im doing after all<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes you can learn more from trial and error. Depends your learning style. Reading often doesn't stick in my head, but if I play around with something, I can experiment to see how the intricacies/edge cases work, and my memory for it down the line is better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmerhumor | hackintosh5 | fwedwrg | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/RepostSleuthBot<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 10 times.
First seen [Here](https://redd.it/9vh4vz) on 2018-11-09 100.0% match. Last seen [Here](https://redd.it/ddsfzi) on 2019-10-05 100.0% match
**Searched Images:** 128,021,475 | **Indexed Posts:** 529,777,224 | **Search Time:** 7.07594s
*Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Positive](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Positive&message={"post_id": "hi4c87", "meme_template": 1885}) ]*<|eor|><|sor|>My expectations for you were low but 10 times?!? Holy fuck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | TheTerrasque | fwen8de | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I like writing them because it organizes my thoughts and notes in a more coherent form, and helps make sure the main use cases flow properly.<|eor|><|sor|>That's cool, and useful. Problem is two weeks later when only the title is still relatively correct<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | 28f272fe556a1363cc31 | fwewpg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I get paid to code, not read.
^/s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmerhumor | hackintosh5 | fwednvz | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/RepostSleuthBot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmerhumor | higuy8000 | fweyyxa | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold of you to assume the README contains more than boilerplate<|eor|><|sor|>Bold of you to assume a readme even exists<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmerhumor | gunvalid | fwf09kp | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Trial and error gives dopamine, reading documentation does not.<|eor|><|sor|>I never thought of the why. I just took it as I know better. Typical macho bs.
So of course I spend far too much time. And the very top of the document showed what I discovered. So documentation instead proved I know what Im doing after all<|eor|><|sor|>Sometimes you can learn more from trial and error. Depends your learning style. Reading often doesn't stick in my head, but if I play around with something, I can experiment to see how the intricacies/edge cases work, and my memory for it down the line is better.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean yea, if you spend 15 minutes with the system itself, that's gonna be more helpful than 5 minutes of reading.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmerhumor | gutotudo | fwf4ufc | <|sols|><|sot|>Readme is still optional<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/upacfh01xv751.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In the sciences, I've heard this quoted as "a month in the lab can save you an hour in the library."<|eor|><|sor|>Lab sounds more fun<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
programmerhumor | aloofloofah | fmmf3w | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,876 |
programmerhumor | down_vote_magnet | fl55qik | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>This is amazing. Imagine if this was in an office and everyone would be notified that you fucked up a build.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,256 |
programmerhumor | BesottedScot | fl5nql5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>This is amazing. Imagine if this was in an office and everyone would be notified that you fucked up a build.<|eor|><|sor|>Alternatively, one light above your desk. Kinda like a blue-light special, but for embarrassment and peer pressure.<|eor|><|sor|>Delete this before you give management any more fucking bright ideas.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 641 |
programmerhumor | Sammy_Ghost | fl5p0wk | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine compiling a program a lot of times but the light doesn't turn green so you keep looking for errors before releasing that it's in the lights program<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 585 |
programmerhumor | JzJad12 | fl5os0f | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>Now you can leave the room for a big build and know if it was successful before going back in. The "do I need a drink before I return" lights.<|eor|><|sor|>My exact thought, this would be sorta useful....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 506 |
programmerhumor | sumdudeinhisundrware | fl5ib3n | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>That red light is going to get old fast.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | fl5nbt9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This is truly the apocalypse, just not the one we've been expecting, instead of a zombie virus we get bored programmers booting up Skynet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | aloofloofah | fl56x7e | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>This is amazing. Imagine if this was in an office and everyone would be notified that you fucked up a build.<|eor|><|soopr|>Some teams have [traffic lights](https://i.imgur.com/pf9rJVp.jpg) or [other contraptions](https://i.imgur.com/e5r6cr0.jpg).<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | meDicenPepe | fl5qtjp | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>Now you can leave the room for a big build and know if it was successful before going back in. The "do I need a drink before I return" lights.<|eor|><|sor|>>do I need a drink before I return
yes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | WhiteRabbit-_- | fl5ruvq | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>Now you can leave the room for a big build and know if it was successful before going back in. The "do I need a drink before I return" lights.<|eor|><|sor|>My exact thought, this would be sorta useful....<|eor|><|sor|>I had a little 3d printed cube with 9 lights inside that I bought from someone. Did basically this but you can control things like blinking, and running a rainbow, etc. Was a fun little project and could keep it on my work desk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | skt84 | fl5pqxn | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>This is amazing. Imagine if this was in an office and everyone would be notified that you fucked up a build.<|eor|><|sor|>Alternatively, one light above your desk. Kinda like a blue-light special, but for embarrassment and peer pressure.<|eor|><|sor|>Delete this before you give management any more fucking bright ideas.<|eor|><|sor|>> light ideas
FTFY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | Rakkner | fl5k07x | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>Guess I better get used to a red house<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | Xtrendence | fl5t4it | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>This is amazing. Imagine if this was in an office and everyone would be notified that you fucked up a build.<|eor|><|soopr|>Some teams have [traffic lights](https://i.imgur.com/pf9rJVp.jpg) or [other contraptions](https://i.imgur.com/e5r6cr0.jpg).<|eoopr|><|sor|>Always green! Always green! Always green!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | SP0OK5T3R | fl5ozjy | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>src?<|eor|><|soopr|>https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:6646378854137114624<|eoopr|><|sor|>He probably meant the source code, not the source of the post. At least, thats what I expected he was asking for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | JTVivian56 | fl5xe2d | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>That red light is going to get old fast.<|eor|><|sor|>Red light, at a dim level, is actually pretty okay to sleep with<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | grizcreative | fl5vasc | <|sols|><|sot|>Self-isolation day 3: Builds are now hooked up to house lights.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ej5y8cipa3o41<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine compiling a program a lot of times but the light doesn't turn green so you keep looking for errors before releasing that it's in the lights program<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated comment right here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | pawangupta12 | e5cmjd | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,876 |
programmerhumor | puplicy | f9j4lrz | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Write code, write test, write bug. Shake all together. Where is the bug now?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,419 |
programmerhumor | _-_blade_-_ | f9j50jj | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Write code, write test, write bug. Shake all together. Where is the bug now?<|eor|><|sor|>There is no bug if your entire program is a bug<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 640 |
programmerhumor | OkazakiNaoki | f9j466q | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glad there's no test in my code (What?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
programmerhumor | SeriousSamStone | f9j6dq5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Easy solution, just write tests for your tests<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | Mozza7 | f9javxv | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Write code, write test, write bug. Shake all together. Where is the bug now?<|eor|><|sor|>There is no bug if your entire program is a bug<|eor|><|sor|>Life, hacked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
programmerhumor | evenisto | f9j9cyc | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glad there's no test in my code (What?<|eor|><|sor|>Greatly I have no test,either!<|eor|><|soopr|>but you should always test of your code.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Lol no time for tests when you're the only dev<|eor|><|sor|>You'll regret it later<|eor|><|sor|>My company will regret not hiring more devs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | SuitableDragonfly | f9j7jcm | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you write the tests first, and then add dummy code to make sure the tests are working, then write the real code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | linus_stallman | f9jaqyk | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Easy solution, just write tests for your tests<|eor|><|sor|>To understand recursion you must first understand recursion<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | Dazeeeh | f9j9qoz | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldnt it be: Write tests, the tests fail, write code, the tests pass, refactor, success and happiness?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | emilews | f9j7f12 | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glad there's no test in my code (What?<|eor|><|sor|>Greatly I have no test,either!<|eor|><|soopr|>but you should always test of your code.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Lol no time for tests when you're the only dev<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_TITS_4_MEMES | f9j6oe8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time, when I was pretty new to C++, I made a test pointer to an object, so I could watch it while I was debugging. It didnt do anything to the object, just a simple
auto var = pObject;
Everything in that function looked fine, so I checked in the code. Days pass and I get a bug report saying the program is crashing. Digging into it, elsewhere in the code, far away from my changes, it was crashing because that object was just gone. Couldnt find out why, nothing was modifying the object, no code should be intentionally deleting the object, so why is it-
The function I was testing from a few days earlier was destroying my auto var when it ended, and thus destroying the object. Removed my test variable and the code worked fine.
Took me 6 hours to find.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | conancat | f9ji9ni | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Write code, write test, write bug. Shake all together. Where is the bug now?<|eor|><|sor|>There is no bug if your entire program is a bug<|eor|><|sor|>Life, hacked<|eor|><|sor|>Life,fucked<|eor|><|sor|>Hotel, Trivago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | Adam-Stimulation | f9j5dze | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glad there's no test in my code (What?<|eor|><|sor|>Greatly I have no test,either!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | thatwasagoodyear | f9j8c6p | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's why you write the tests first, and then add dummy code to make sure the tests are working, then write the real code.<|eor|><|sor|>And make sure the test is small, only a handful of lines of code. A smaller surface area allows less chance of introducing bugs. Big, complex tests are a code smell.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | drewsiferr | f9j99et | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One time, when I was pretty new to C++, I made a test pointer to an object, so I could watch it while I was debugging. It didnt do anything to the object, just a simple
auto var = pObject;
Everything in that function looked fine, so I checked in the code. Days pass and I get a bug report saying the program is crashing. Digging into it, elsewhere in the code, far away from my changes, it was crashing because that object was just gone. Couldnt find out why, nothing was modifying the object, no code should be intentionally deleting the object, so why is it-
The function I was testing from a few days earlier was destroying my auto var when it ended, and thus destroying the object. Removed my test variable and the code worked fine.
Took me 6 hours to find.<|eor|><|sor|>That was not a pointer, then. Not sure what type your pObject was, but a pointer in C++ does not include any cleanup. C++11 introduced `unique_ptr` and `shared_ptr` which do have auto cleanup built in, but you shouldn't get one of those using auto and a pointer type.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmerhumor | sebkuip | f9j989c | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Easy solution, just write tests for your tests<|eor|><|sor|>This comment is how I'm going to explain recursion to others.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmerhumor | Mozza7 | f9jaxc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldnt it be: Write tests, the tests fail, write code, the tests pass, refactor, success and happiness?<|eor|><|sor|>Success? What's that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmerhumor | pawangupta12 | f9j6qmp | <|sols|><|sot|>Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wk0k1s4kyc241.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Write code, write test, write bug. Shake all together. Where is the bug now?<|eor|><|soopr|>When the tests fail, get the bug in your code and then analyze your code where is a bug<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | Demobeast | gozf5t | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,860 |
programmerhumor | Arhkei | frix7sb | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Print("here!") is underrated in this graph<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,803 |
programmerhumor | lordorwell7 | frj1ngi | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A bug that is fixed can be forgotten.
A bug that vanishes will always be there. Watching. Waiting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 997 |
programmerhumor | CaptainLord | frixrlj | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Print("here!") is underrated in this graph<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when you want to see the path the programm took to hit a weird state.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 912 |
programmerhumor | Pixel_Veteran | frjad35 | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Print("here!") is underrated in this graph<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when you want to see the path the programm took to hit a weird state.<|eor|><|sor|>That's what debugger is for.<|eor|><|sor|>>The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously placed print statements.
Brian Kernighan, "Unix for Beginners" (1979).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 408 |
programmerhumor | bravoalpha90 | frizmbm | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Print("here!") is underrated in this graph<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when you want to see the path the programm took to hit a weird state.<|eor|><|sor|>This but specifically in C languages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 379 |
programmerhumor | retief1 | frj0ufa | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Print("here!") is underrated in this graph<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, printing "here" once isn't much, but printing the relevant variables after every line can solve a lot of problems.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmerhumor | theLastNenUser | frj414c | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Read the docs is way too far to the right<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | UnkleRinkus | frizxes | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Taking a walk in my garden is a very common, and effective tactic. Clearing the mind, and letting my background processes work...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 275 |
programmerhumor | How_Does_One_Even | frj5gfn | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A bug that is fixed can be forgotten.
A bug that vanishes will always be there. Watching. Waiting.<|eor|><|sor|>Commiserating<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | Sororita | frj5i4o | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Print("here!") is underrated in this graph<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, printing "here" once isn't much, but printing the relevant variables after every line can solve a lot of problems.<|eor|><|sor|>it's basically my default debugging method.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | John_cCmndhd | frj0nif | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Talking to a rubber duck?<|eor|><|sor|>Or any inanimate object, really
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | vedran_ | frjbl60 | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Print("here!") is underrated in this graph<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when you want to see the path the programm took to hit a weird state.<|eor|><|sor|>That's what debugger is for.<|eor|><|sor|>>The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously placed print statements.
Brian Kernighan, "Unix for Beginners" (1979).<|eor|><|sor|>Debuggers have come a long way in last 41 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | itsm1kan | frjby3j | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Print("here!") is underrated in this graph<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when you want to see the path the programm took to hit a weird state.<|eor|><|sor|>That's what debugger is for.<|eor|><|sor|>>The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously placed print statements.
Brian Kernighan, "Unix for Beginners" (1979).<|eor|><|sor|>Debuggers have come a long way in last 41 years.<|eor|><|sor|>> 41 years
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | Alex_Sobol | frj58wx | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This week I wasted 3 days to rewrite entire code because my old code has this:
if(condition)**;**
{
//code
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | leimd | frj1kh7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Run it again, that should work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/giPffR3.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Print("here!") is underrated in this graph<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when you want to see the path the programm took to hit a weird state.<|eor|><|sor|>This but specifically in C languages.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I'm genuinely curious how do you relate this meme to the Chinese Government.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | Chron0_ | aq4isw | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,857 |
programmerhumor | Chron0_ | egdfdv1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>It also shifts time by 6 hours<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 534 |
programmerhumor | walkinghard22 | egdfwsf | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is 4:09 and I literally just finished doing this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 486 |
programmerhumor | Chron0_ | egdfs12 | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally me right now. <|eor|><|sor|>Maybe you'd make progress if you weren't getting distracted by reddit.<|eor|><|soopr|>Its compiling<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | Chron0_ | egdfxr8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is 4:09 and I literally just finished doing this.<|eor|><|soopr|>The prophecy holds true<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | kisuka | egdffx3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally me right now. <|eor|><|sor|>Maybe you'd make progress if you weren't getting distracted by reddit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | kisuka | egdft1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally me right now. <|eor|><|sor|>Maybe you'd make progress if you weren't getting distracted by reddit.<|eor|><|soopr|>Its compiling<|eoopr|><|sor|>Oh. Carry on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | Cultured_Swine | egdkjae | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>It also shifts time by 6 hours<|eoopr|><|sor|>[insert *Interstellar* water planet time dilation may-may]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | Mango1666 | egdgh7l | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>im was just doing this... i was updating a file format for a project im developing and i wondered why reading a file in python wasnt reading the same in kotlin. i spent a good 2h getting frustrated and not being able to go deep enough to find a difference in the code.
and then i look at the names of the file i am reading in kotlin and they were not the same names.... sometimes the most frustrating bugs are the simplest.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
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