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programmerhumor | Kaligule | idet8ps | <|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And yet, not a single line of documentation in sight.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | Nerodon | idf26sk | <|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>simple.
4 lines of code
plus
* creating issue for documentation changes
* source documentation changes
* create Tests
* review the 4 lines with a coworker (if one has time)
* test the change on a machine other than my dev one.
* Find a tester to to an additional integration test (basically do it yourself, because explaining to them how to do it takes even longer)
* merge those 4 lines in 2 different target branches
* review those 2 integrations
* test those 2 integrations
* package in a patch
* send to customer
* use 10 state transitions to get those 3 jira tasks to reflect the current state and fill out at least 20 unnecessary metrics like detailed location, root cause, impact etc..
* track used time in at least 2 tools
do all of it again after some tester didn't read the whole bug description, reopened it and attached an additional edge case he thought of while testing..
at least thats why it taskes so long for me -_-<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot to add:
- writing a report on how these 4 lines does not impact previously passed safety cases.
- Get approval for design change by 4 different product owners before being allowed to merge.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | my_oldgaffer | idfdddj | <|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yo, Albert, e=mc2? Thats all you got for all those years studying?<|eor|><|sor|>Look I can either do it fast or I can do it right. Pick a Lane<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | Dabnician | idfbjxm | <|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4000 Google searches<|eor|><|sor|>so you're saying two of those lines are copied out of stack exchange<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | FarewellSovereignty | idet5gt | <|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I want to see those 4 lines. Guesses:
- Bug fixing lockless shared containers
- Regular expressions involved
- LINQ expression from hell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | moekakiryu | idexy2y | <|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And yet, not a single line of documentation in sight.<|eor|><|sor|>my code is self documenting /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | HellkerN | idfbnkv | <|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4000 Google searches<|eor|><|sor|>so you're saying two of those lines are copied out of stack exchange<|eor|><|sor|>And the other 2 are from GitHub.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | BrewingTee | idgunxm | <|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yo, Albert, e=mc2? Thats all you got for all those years studying?<|eor|><|sor|>It's like that story about the guy with an engine that is sputtering and having problems. So he calls in a repairman, who listens to his description, fires up the engine, and then spends a while poking and prodding it, checking readings and observing what's going on.
Then the repairman took out a small hammer, and lightly tapped a particular valve a few times. And then all the problems went away and the engine worked perfectly.
The owner was upset when he got a bill for $500, since he felt like that was a bit excessive for a problem that took 10 seconds of tapping to solve. Upon hearing his complaint, the repairman thoughtfully sent him a new bill with an itemized breakdown:
Tapping the valve: $10
Knowing where to tap: $490
----------------------------------
Total: $500<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer the version of this joke where it is a massive ship instead of a car, and the bill is in the thousands, but it is still the same l'il hammer tap as in your version<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | UltraCarnivore | idfdp7e | <|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yo, Albert, e=mc2? Thats all you got for all those years studying?<|eor|><|sor|>Look I can either do it fast or I can do it right. Pick a Lane<|eor|><|sor|>I can either track this code's speed or it's position.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | rusty_ragnar | ideugur | <|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer 4 good, readable lines with one day of thinking over 40 lines shot straight from the hip any time. Good code requires thinking about it. Chances are a lot higher you'll be able to maintain it in a year if you thought about it for one day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | Schytheron | idfdul4 | <|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And yet, not a single line of documentation in sight.<|eor|><|sor|>my code is self documenting /s<|eor|><|sor|>You say this as a joke but the company I work at legit has a strict policy on not writing comments anywhere because "your code needs to be self-documenting" and all the seniors/tech leads agree with this mindset. Our codebases barely have any documentation, go figure. This mindset works great until someone eventually doesn't follow it, which causes a huge headache for everybody else trying to comprehend what the fuck they just wrote, making an easy 5-min task take 5 hours because you need to contact the person that wrote it instead of reading a tiny comment. It boggles my mind that no seniors see any problem with this. I thought they would be wiser.
Sometimes I feel like I am working at an insane asylum...
I am considering switching jobs simply because of this tiny policy. I can't take it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | Gr1pp717 | idfb6g6 | <|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yo, Albert, e=mc2? Thats all you got for all those years studying?<|eor|><|sor|>"Did you really just compare yourself to Einstein?!??" is all I hear when I read this comment, though...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | Rheklr | idfeg0t | <|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And yet, not a single line of documentation in sight.<|eor|><|sor|>my code is self documenting /s<|eor|><|sor|>You say this as a joke but the company I work at legit has a strict policy on not writing comments anywhere because "your code needs to be self-documenting" and all the seniors/tech leads agree with this mindset. Our codebases barely have any documentation, go figure. This mindset works great until someone eventually doesn't follow it, which causes a huge headache for everybody else trying to comprehend what the fuck they just wrote, making an easy 5-min task take 5 hours because you need to contact the person that wrote it instead of reading a tiny comment. It boggles my mind that no seniors see any problem with this. I thought they would be wiser.
Sometimes I feel like I am working at an insane asylum...
I am considering switching jobs simply because of this tiny policy. I can't take it.<|eor|><|sor|>"self-documenting" means the code should be readable so you can understand what it does without comments.
Comments are for why you did something - any non-obvious logic, or a note that another method doesn't work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | redingerforcongress | kgrwim | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,262 |
programmerhumor | Badgermanfearless | gggmg1c | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Brb- bad recursion brb" i can forsee nothing bad coming from this<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,928 |
programmerhumor | randomtechguy142857 | gggxw77 | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>"brb = Bad recursion brb" is still one of my favourite programming jokes of all time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,641 |
programmerhumor | mlinnelyst | gggunf0 | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Brb- bad recursion brb" i can forsee nothing bad coming from this<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Stack overflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,171 |
programmerhumor | IsolatedThinker89 | gggnvb1 | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Brb- bad recursion brb" i can forsee nothing bad coming from this<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,095 |
programmerhumor | Pythagrosaur | gggrt7q | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Brb- bad recursion brb" i can forsee nothing bad coming from this<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 727 |
programmerhumor | pab6750 | gggs7wy | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Brb- bad recursion brb" i can forsee nothing bad coming from this<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 586 |
programmerhumor | ITd-N5 | gggtmp6 | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Brb- bad recursion brb" i can forsee nothing bad coming from this<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 552 |
programmerhumor | w1n5t0nM1k3y | gggo0eu | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>What does psa mean?<|eor|><|sor|>Python Spaces (not tabs) Association<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 440 |
programmerhumor | Luk164 | gggzi98 | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Brb- bad recursion brb" i can forsee nothing bad coming from this<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Stack overflow<|eor|><|sor|>Core dumped<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | Don_333 | gggm4zu | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>What does psa mean?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | DudWaterWarmer | gggyp6z | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>AbHoRreNt KaFkAeSqUe ArItHmEtIc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | tottalynotpineaple12 | gggvywp | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>haha recursion go brr.
I mean brb, of course<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | phpdevster | gghacz4 | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Brb- bad recursion brb" i can forsee nothing bad coming from this<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Stack overflow<|eor|><|sor|>Core dumped<|eor|><|sor|>Meanwhile the UI: task failed successfully<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | Imogynn | gggsuu8 | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>Down To reFactor?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | Bl00dsoul | ggh0laa | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>Whats up with the highly cursed letter placement though?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | Plopmenz | gggur88 | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Brb- bad recursion brb" i can forsee nothing bad coming from this<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | hacksharp | ggguy8r | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Brb- bad recursion brb" i can forsee nothing bad coming from this<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | somuchclutch | ggh8opd | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>Whats up with the highly cursed letter placement though?<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like each letter was dragged and dropped lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | Mathisbuilder75 | gghnbu8 | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>"brb = Bad recursion brb" is still one of my favourite programming jokes of all time.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh so it's Bad recursion Bad recursion Bad recursion... ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | pr00thmatic | gggv1wq | <|sols|><|sot|>PSA: Keep up with the kid's lingo.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/nDeuSBJ.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Brb- bad recursion brb" i can forsee nothing bad coming from this<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|sor|>Bad recursion brb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | nonsenseis | nife40 | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,256 |
programmerhumor | falhumai96 | gz1ii2a | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`I wish they don't use me for debugging`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,635 |
programmerhumor | VoilaLaViola | gz1iuoy | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ducks: they can fly, walk and swim, but not really good in either of them.
There are cheetahs, sharks and eagles, if you want to hire someone who are really good at their job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 805 |
programmerhumor | Wannabedankestmemer | gz1pnhk | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me who is trying to host a website on my own : Guess I'm a fullstack developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 566 |
programmerhumor | THANKYOUFORYOURKIND | gz1mdzp | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That smile in the end.
I also do that to hide all my tear and spaghetti.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 406 |
programmerhumor | notsooriginal | gz21i1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`I wish they don't use me for debugging`<|eor|><|sor|>Poor ducky turns into a fidget squeeze toy when things are going well, and gets condescending explanations when they aren't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 400 |
programmerhumor | Clutch26 | gz1qo68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ducks: they can fly, walk and swim, but not really good in either of them.
There are cheetahs, sharks and eagles, if you want to hire someone who are really good at their job.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>The word "often" is missing. There's a time and place for both a master and a jack of trades. Having a team of masters working together can be more beneficial than a team of jacks.
A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 373 |
programmerhumor | coranos2 | gz212jc | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hes not smiling because he is happy.
He is smiling due to PTSD.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | coranos2 | gz20xuy | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me who is trying to host a website on my own : Guess I'm a fullstack developer<|eor|><|sor|>Content warning: debugging in production
We call them short stack developers.
Happy debugging<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | Remi_Autor | gz1zhjj | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Note the dog runs way faster than the duck, the fish swims way faster than the duck, and the bird is a metaphor for the UX guy because they're fucking useless and the duck flies faster.
(The UX Guy was chosen completely at random. I harbor no ill will toward you and your fucking Dark Pattern Designing, telemetry adding, worthless piece of shit ass, you bitch. Fuck you.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | Nixellion | gz214nn | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ducks: they can fly, walk and swim, but not really good in either of them.
There are cheetahs, sharks and eagles, if you want to hire someone who are really good at their job.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>The word "often" is missing. There's a time and place for both a master and a jack of trades. Having a team of masters working together can be more beneficial than a team of jacks.
A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.<|eor|><|sor|>Jacks of all trades often have better view in the task and project as a whole, which can be beneficial. In my experience its often good when people START as jacks and then dive deeper into one field. As opposed to those who specialize in one thing from the start and for entire career.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | Phormitago | gz2cy7a | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`I wish they don't use me for debugging`<|eor|><|sor|>just start over and call it refactoring
much more productive i swear<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | CoffeePieAndHobbits | gz24ceu | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That smile in the end.
I also do that to hide all my tear and spaghetti.<|eor|><|sor|>Why does the duck have teeth?! Ahhhh!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | foursticks | gz233ci | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me who is trying to host a website on my own : Guess I'm a fullstack developer<|eor|><|sor|>Content warning: debugging in production
We call them short stack developers.
Happy debugging<|eor|><|sor|>Bro put a trigger warning<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | takilleitor | gz214rc | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fullstack = sea of knowledge, 1 inch of depth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | lawfulkitten1 | gz1obzx | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ducks: they can fly, walk and swim, but not really good in either of them.
There are cheetahs, sharks and eagles, if you want to hire someone who are really good at their job.<|eor|><|sor|>That being said, if I needed to build a new zoo, I might trust a duck to come up with the design over hiring a committee of cheetahs, sharks, and eagles that ends up needing 20 hours of meetings a week to come to agreement on stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | lycan2005 | gz22czf | <|sols|><|sot|>Jack of All Arts<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9uduq0utbn071.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ducks: they can fly, walk and swim, but not really good in either of them.
There are cheetahs, sharks and eagles, if you want to hire someone who are really good at their job.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>The word "often" is missing. There's a time and place for both a master and a jack of trades. Having a team of masters working together can be more beneficial than a team of jacks.
A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.<|eor|><|sor|>Jacks of all trades often have better view in the task and project as a whole, which can be beneficial. In my experience its often good when people START as jacks and then dive deeper into one field. As opposed to those who specialize in one thing from the start and for entire career.<|eor|><|sor|>That's kind of the route i went through. The reason i started to dive into more specific field was due to my boss try to use my Jack's skill as an excuse to not hire more people when we are severely under staff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | trumpets420 | anqbjw | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,229 |
programmerhumor | DragonMaus | efv6q5g | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"SpSpSononSsosoSred"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,370 |
programmerhumor | prettydude_ua | efv8rlb | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here's a little lesson in trickery<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,465 |
programmerhumor | assert92 | efvauyh | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Updates adblocker
Modern solution to the modern problem solved<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,012 |
programmerhumor | JoseJimeniz | efv7em8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm perfectly fine with it.
- they're perfectly free to put whatever they want on their web-site
- and i'm perfectly free to block whatever i want from their web-site
[And they can't go complain to a court when i block their revenue stream](https://propakistani.pk/2014/12/12/ad-blocker-softwares-sued-internet-giants/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,737 |
programmerhumor | Cosmocision | efvgay8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm perfectly fine with it.
- they're perfectly free to put whatever they want on their web-site
- and i'm perfectly free to block whatever i want from their web-site
[And they can't go complain to a court when i block their revenue stream](https://propakistani.pk/2014/12/12/ad-blocker-softwares-sued-internet-giants/)<|eor|><|sor|>>some websites have blocked access for users who have ad-blocking software installed in an effort to prevent users themselves from installing such programs.
That won't stop me using adblockers, it will stop me using your website.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,159 |
programmerhumor | MediocreThing | efvbloj | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here's a little lesson in trickery<|eor|><|sor|>Minifying websites is history<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 957 |
programmerhumor | RepostStat | efvz44d | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"SpSpSononSsosoSred"<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe some classes are only visible to mobile users. Regardless, it's a waste of time fighting with the AdBlockers because "life, uh, finds a way."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 741 |
programmerhumor | xhable | efvk8ck | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Updates adblocker
Modern solution to the modern problem solved<|eor|><|sor|>It looks like they are randomly generated, so I'm not sure if an adblocker would consistently block these.<|eor|><|sor|>This is an arms race facebook will lose.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 673 |
programmerhumor | sansquick | efvdjji | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here's a little lesson in trickery<|eor|><|sor|>Minifying websites is history<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to commit to master branch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 491 |
programmerhumor | 330303033 | efv8kjq | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Modern solutions require modern problems<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 431 |
programmerhumor | 2Punx2Furious | efvhty8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Updates adblocker
Modern solution to the modern problem solved<|eor|><|sor|>It looks like they are randomly generated, so I'm not sure if an adblocker would consistently block these.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 414 |
programmerhumor | MediocreThing | efvdnk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here's a little lesson in trickery<|eor|><|sor|>Minifying websites is history<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to commit to master branch<|eor|><|sor|>You've got to obfuscate your JavaScript on first run!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 394 |
programmerhumor | Koendrenthe | efvmwih | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here's a little lesson in trickery<|eor|><|sor|>Minifying websites is history<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to commit to master branch<|eor|><|sor|>You've got to obfuscate your JavaScript on first run!<|eor|><|sor|>Now follow the lead of stackoverflow. Be careful with exception throws.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | nh_cham | efv6s8w | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This calls for more regulation. If they are required to write "sponsored", they should be required to do it in a machine-readable way, without any stealth tactics. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 299 |
programmerhumor | JoseMa-Flores | efvoh2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here's a little lesson in trickery<|eor|><|sor|>Minifying websites is history<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to commit to master branch<|eor|><|sor|>You've got to obfuscate your JavaScript on first run!<|eor|><|sor|>Now follow the lead of stackoverflow. Be careful with exception throws.<|eor|><|sor|>Typo! Dont write that!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 276 |
programmerhumor | Westernfist | efvkrao | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm perfectly fine with it.
- they're perfectly free to put whatever they want on their web-site
- and i'm perfectly free to block whatever i want from their web-site
[And they can't go complain to a court when i block their revenue stream](https://propakistani.pk/2014/12/12/ad-blocker-softwares-sued-internet-giants/)<|eor|><|sor|>>some websites have blocked access for users who have ad-blocking software installed in an effort to prevent users themselves from installing such programs.
That won't stop me using adblockers, it will stop me using your website.<|eor|><|sor|>If you arent seeing ads, you arent making them any money anyways. The only reason Facebook would care if you left would be because their other users would have one less person to interact with on the site.
Threatening to leave a site if your adblocker doesnt work is like threatening to not play a video game if you cant pirate it. You arent actually giving the company money either way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
programmerhumor | how_to_choose_a_name | efvt4qt | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Since there is some discussion about screen readers all over this thread, I just fired up Windows Narrator (probably not the best screen reader there is, but it works well for "normal" text without such trickery) and the "Sponsored" text is read as something like "S. Editable Content." and then when I move the mouse away from the link and on it again "P. Editable Content.", then "O. Editable Content." and so on.
TLDR; not very screen-reader friendly, at least for the screen-reader included in the most popular consumer OS.
EDIT: If anyone could link to the (US) law that requires companies to mark sponsored content as such, that would be very helpful. Assuming such a law exists, but I can't imagine why companies would do it if there *wasn't* a law.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | rangeDSP | efw108g | <|sols|><|sot|>Facebook splitting up the word sponsored to sneak past adblockers<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/ZiH6uCA.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"SpSpSononSsosoSred"<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe some classes are only visible to mobile users. Regardless, it's a waste of time fighting with the AdBlockers because "life, uh, finds a way."<|eor|><|sor|>They still have to fight it for their bottom line, otherwise advertisers would be like, "why charge so much when it gets blocked anyways". Next up, news at 11, water is wet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | alcatraz1286 | jfgyme | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,228 |
programmerhumor | AlbusSeverus14 | g9kf81l | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming with pencil and paper, for fun. What a legend<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,190 |
programmerhumor | positive_electron42 | g9ko1vf | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming with pencil and paper, for fun. What a legend<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer to use butterflies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 605 |
programmerhumor | akashchy1705 | g9l3xzj | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming with pencil and paper, for fun. What a legend<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer to use butterflies.<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/378/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | hiphap91 | g9klsxc | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> The original is: ["are you doing math problems for fun?"](http://explosm.net/comics/3286)
I suppose it works for programming too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 441 |
programmerhumor | Wintermuteson | g9l9urz | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming with pencil and paper, for fun. What a legend<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer to use butterflies.<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/378/)<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Xkcd is a random string of consonants with no easy pronunciation, so the creator decided to use it as the name of his comics.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | ABlindMoose | g9kcoz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Comic*
---
**Cyanide and Happiness**
---
**Panel 1**
[*Blue is sitting at a table, writing on a piece of paper and smiling. Green stands behind him, pointing to the paper*]
**Green**: Are you doing programming for fun?
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**Panel 2**
[*Blue is looking up at Green, having raised the pencil from the paper*]
**Blue**: [*Cheerfully*] Yeah. I love being mentally challenged.
---
**Panel 3**
[*Blue keeps writing with a wide smile on his face. Green stands with his hands on his hips, smiling*]
**Green**: Well I'm glad you've come to terms with it.
---
**Panel 4**
[*Green has turned away and is walking out of frame. Blue is writing.*]
**Blue**: [*cheerfully*] Thanks!
---
**Panel 5**
[*Blue is writing on his paper and smiling*]
---
**Panel 6**
[*Blue looks up from his paper with realisation*]
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 273 |
programmerhumor | lare290 | g9lg6ce | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im not a native speaker and dont really understand this joke. What does the term "Im glad youve come to terms with it" mean in this context?<|eor|><|sor|>"To come to terms with [sth]" is to accept it. Like if for example humans could be blue and that was somehow bad, someone saying "I love being blue" would mean they've come to terms with their blueness.
The joke here is that "I love being mentally challenged" can be read as "I love challenges that stimulate me mentally", but when the other person replies "I'm glad you've come to terms with it", they understood it as "I love being 'mentally challenged'" where "mentally challenged" means a person with a learning disability.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | UntestedMethod | g9lfqxu | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming with pencil and paper, for fun. What a legend<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer to use butterflies.<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/378/)<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Xkcd is a random string of consonants with no easy pronunciation, so the creator decided to use it as the name of his comics.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure the explanation has always been [on their website ](https://xkcd.com/about/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | hiphap91 | g9km1uc | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> The original is: ["are you doing math problems for fun?"](http://explosm.net/comics/3286)
I suppose it works for programming too.<|eor|><|soopr|>works better for programming xD<|eoopr|><|sor|>I kind of disagree. But then I dislike when people adjust these things<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | rollie82 | g9m2ukt | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im not a native speaker and dont really understand this joke. What does the term "Im glad youve come to terms with it" mean in this context?<|eor|><|sor|>"To come to terms with [sth]" is to accept it. Like if for example humans could be blue and that was somehow bad, someone saying "I love being blue" would mean they've come to terms with their blueness.
The joke here is that "I love being mentally challenged" can be read as "I love challenges that stimulate me mentally", but when the other person replies "I'm glad you've come to terms with it", they understood it as "I love being 'mentally challenged'" where "mentally challenged" means a person with a learning disability.<|eor|><|sor|>Well written and clear! Which is something I don't often expect from Python developers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | matheusnb99 | g9l168t | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming with pencil and paper, for fun. What a legend<|eor|><|sor|>Cs school be like<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | Schnitzel725 | g9l2aia | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming with pencil and paper, for fun. What a legend<|eor|><|sor|>Cs school be like<|eor|><|sor|>I remember having an internship interview like this.
"Welcome to the interview, here's the code section of the test. Good luck"
*gives pencil and paper*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | Schnitzel725 | g9l3c5t | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming with pencil and paper, for fun. What a legend<|eor|><|sor|>Cs school be like<|eor|><|sor|>I remember having an internship interview like this.
"Welcome to the interview, here's the code section of the test. Good luck"
*gives pencil and paper*<|eor|><|sor|>Did they at least accept psudocode?<|eor|><|sor|>unfortunately they did not. Had to be actual code they could plug into an ide and run.
It might've been to prevent people from cheating but then again, why not just give them a computer with no IDEs installed and make them write on Notepad.exe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | ElectricBullet | g9koj07 | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Comic*
---
**Cyanide and Happiness**
---
**Panel 1**
[*Blue is sitting at a table, writing on a piece of paper and smiling. Green stands behind him, pointing to the paper*]
**Green**: Are you doing programming for fun?
---
**Panel 2**
[*Blue is looking up at Green, having raised the pencil from the paper*]
**Blue**: [*Cheerfully*] Yeah. I love being mentally challenged.
---
**Panel 3**
[*Blue keeps writing with a wide smile on his face. Green stands with his hands on his hips, smiling*]
**Green**: Well I'm glad you've come to terms with it.
---
**Panel 4**
[*Green has turned away and is walking out of frame. Blue is writing.*]
**Blue**: [*cheerfully*] Thanks!
---
**Panel 5**
[*Blue is writing on his paper and smiling*]
---
**Panel 6**
[*Blue looks up from his paper with realisation*]
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>You are great<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | Davcidman | g9lgq7l | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming with pencil and paper, for fun. What a legend<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer to use butterflies.<|eor|><|sor|>[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/378/)<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Xkcd is a random string of consonants with no easy pronunciation, so the creator decided to use it as the name of his comics.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure the explanation has always been [on their website ](https://xkcd.com/about/)<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like that's a method of information gathering they haven't tested.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | omega1612 | g9l6ei4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> The original is: ["are you doing math problems for fun?"](http://explosm.net/comics/3286)
I suppose it works for programming too.<|eor|><|soopr|>works better for programming xD<|eoopr|><|sor|>I kind of disagree. But then I dislike when people adjust these things<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Math is not about calculation, math is about solving puzzle and calculation is just a tool (a tool that most people know and think is all math).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmerhumor | Asiansensationz | g9l2zvt | <|sols|><|sot|>Self burn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkjhnk0nchu51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming with pencil and paper, for fun. What a legend<|eor|><|sor|>Cs school be like<|eor|><|sor|>No joke I used to program C in notepad.. not even notepad++<|eor|><|sor|>Sure, it's impressive to chop onions while doing a handstand, but why would you do that when the boss asked for chopped onions?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmerhumor | dtaivp | 9wokd9 | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,227 |
programmerhumor | DeBryceIsRight | e9mh286 | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Like that one time a user tried to argue with the Plex developer without knowing who he was:
https://imgur.com/MfFKGP4<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,207 |
programmerhumor | FeaturedSpace | e9m81zc | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>***I WROTE THAT DEEP MAGIC, WITCH!***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,604 |
programmerhumor | O-Face | e9ml5ad | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Like that one time a user tried to argue with the Plex developer without knowing who he was:
https://imgur.com/MfFKGP4<|eor|><|sor|>Can you imagine making such an ass of yourself, even anonymously, that it still gets referenced years later whenever the appropriate context comes up?
It's like when your brain decides to obsess about some random fuck up you made years ago, but instead of your brain it's everyone else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,461 |
programmerhumor | dtaivp | e9m8tq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>***I WROTE THAT DEEP MAGIC, WITCH!***<|eor|><|soopr|>WITCH, PLEASE!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 759 |
programmerhumor | ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW | e9mn57s | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Like that one time a user tried to argue with the Plex developer without knowing who he was:
https://imgur.com/MfFKGP4<|eor|><|sor|>Can you imagine making such an ass of yourself, even anonymously, that it still gets referenced years later whenever the appropriate context comes up?
It's like when your brain decides to obsess about some random fuck up you made years ago, but instead of your brain it's everyone else.<|eor|><|sor|>It'd be totally different if he wasn't such a cunt about it. Script kiddie? What a douchebag. This is why you reply with a shred of decency, so it doesn't come back to haunt you when you're trying to sleep at night and suddenly remember you became a meme by being a dick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 667 |
programmerhumor | HopperBit | e9m8icn | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>From time to time it is good for a programmer or tester to go visit the client site and see actual usage of the program. You'd be surprised how many times the user workflow is different than the one planned. Sometime the programmer can see user quirks that can easily be fixed in code or by small added functionality. It might not be possible in large companies where the programmer is a replaceable code monkey and shouldn't be done too often, but I find it a great way to improve my product.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 589 |
programmerhumor | jbearus | e9m6mwa | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>same applies to Data scientists.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 390 |
programmerhumor | dtaivp | e9m8pce | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>From time to time it is good for a programmer or tester to go visit the client site and see actual usage of the program. You'd be surprised how many times the user workflow is different than the one planned. Sometime the programmer can see user quirks that can easily be fixed in code or by small added functionality. It might not be possible in large companies where the programmer is a replaceable code monkey and shouldn't be done too often, but I find it a great way to improve my product.<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh trust me I am aware. I spend roughly 60% of my time with front end users. It just checks me up a bit when they redefine metrics like by telling me that one data point can effect another in a different system when the systems have no coupling. Thats what I was referring to. All of the best things I implement come straight from the users and I have a good relationship with them. :)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | dtaivp | e9m6ozm | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>same applies to Data scientists.<|eor|><|soopr|>and a lot of other fields as well. I do development and business analysis and I have had the same for some process flows I wrote. <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | HopperBit | e9m9867 | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>From time to time it is good for a programmer or tester to go visit the client site and see actual usage of the program. You'd be surprised how many times the user workflow is different than the one planned. Sometime the programmer can see user quirks that can easily be fixed in code or by small added functionality. It might not be possible in large companies where the programmer is a replaceable code monkey and shouldn't be done too often, but I find it a great way to improve my product.<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh trust me I am aware. I spend roughly 60% of my time with front end users. It just checks me up a bit when they redefine metrics like by telling me that one data point can effect another in a different system when the systems have no coupling. Thats what I was referring to. All of the best things I implement come straight from the users and I have a good relationship with them. :)<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ah! the baffled "are you sure you don't need this voodoo for it to work?" face when you explain that goats are not mandatory for the process<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | BillBob728 | e9mjvhr | <|sols|><|sot|>When a user tries to tell you what the data from your program means<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ih6pd9veb3y11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>***I WROTE THAT DEEP MAGIC, WITCH!***<|eor|><|soopr|>WITCH, PLEASE!<|eoopr|><|sor|>And I said...............Wiiiiiiitch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
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