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ProgrammerDadJokes
SerDuckOfPNW
edzqmm4
<|soss|><|sot|>I invented an algorithm to quickly find items on my grocery list<|eot|><|sost|>It starts with baked goods and checks every aisle in the store. I call it bread first search.<|eost|><|sor|>I love this, but I don't know another human that I could share it with. Where the hell were you during discrete math...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fuckyoukeith
ee1n993
<|soss|><|sot|>I invented an algorithm to quickly find items on my grocery list<|eot|><|sost|>It starts with baked goods and checks every aisle in the store. I call it bread first search.<|eost|><|sor|>Best joke I've heard in a while<|eor|><|soopr|>Thanks. I spent a bit of time working out the delivery. <|eoopr|><|sor|...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
qvrock
ee1z9sk
<|soss|><|sot|>I invented an algorithm to quickly find items on my grocery list<|eot|><|sost|>It starts with baked goods and checks every aisle in the store. I call it bread first search.<|eost|><|sor|>I love this, but I don't know another human that I could share it with. Where the hell were you during discrete math...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mpnordland
ee1g3t4
<|soss|><|sot|>I invented an algorithm to quickly find items on my grocery list<|eot|><|sost|>It starts with baked goods and checks every aisle in the store. I call it bread first search.<|eost|><|sor|>Best joke I've heard in a while<|eor|><|soopr|>Thanks. I spent a bit of time working out the delivery. <|eoopr|><|eoss...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Mickspad
a59jxx
<|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Lunertic
ebkx60h
<|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>https://imgur.com/a/AstgXlX<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
4z01235
ebl2uxv
<|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>https://imgur.com/a/AstgXlX<|eor|><|sor|>Whats this?<|eor|><|sor|>ASM. You can use t to change existing classes and stuff at runtime. It would allow you to make grade not a ...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Lunertic
ebkzd00
<|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>https://imgur.com/a/AstgXlX<|eor|><|sor|>Whats this?<|eor|><|sor|>ASM. You can use t to change existing classes and stuff at runtime. It would allow you to make grade not a ...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
hiromasaki
ebl6itl
<|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>Don't try to change it, lest you get Kotlin the process.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
AG00GLER
ebkz7bo
<|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>https://imgur.com/a/AstgXlX<|eor|><|sor|>Whats this?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
imguralbumbot
ebkx7uu
<|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>https://imgur.com/a/AstgXlX<|eor|><|sor|>^(Hi, I'm a bot for linking direct images of albums with only 1 image) **https://i.imgur.com/htz72Of.png** ^^[Source](https://github...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
4z01235
ebldiol
<|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>const static final int<|eor|><|sor|>No `const` in Java.<|eor|><|sor|>So you have never read the Java Language Specification? The const keyword has been in Java since the very ...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
4z01235
ebm1vfv
<|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>https://imgur.com/a/AstgXlX<|eor|><|sor|>Whats this?<|eor|><|sor|>ASM. You can use t to change existing classes and stuff at runtime. It would allow you to make grade not a ...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
4z01235
ebl2wkv
<|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>const static final int<|eor|><|sor|>No `const` in Java.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
lazyklimm
5xm295
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
AUTplayed
dej9780
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|sor|>^^^^^^vim's ^^^^^^better <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B
dejavuj
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|sor|>^^^^^^vim's ^^^^^^better <|eor|><|sor|>And thus the peace was broken once more.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
poop-trap
dejiiuf
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|sor|>^^^^^^vim's ^^^^^^better <|eor|><|sor|>And thus the peace was broken once more.<|eor|><|sor|>I just pictured Middle Earth as various lands that use different editors, OSes, and programming languages but were all at peace until Sa...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
lazyklimm
dejnubp
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|sor|>^^^^^^vim's ^^^^^^better <|eor|><|soopr|>but why?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
AUTplayed
dejpap6
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|sor|>^^^^^^vim's ^^^^^^better <|eor|><|soopr|>but why?<|eoopr|><|sor|>To be honest I never used emacs. For as long as I remember I've been using vim to make small changes in a file. Maybe emacs' better, but I have no intention to swit...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kamikamikami
dejq4qn
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|sor|>^^^^^^vim's ^^^^^^better <|eor|><|sor|>And thus the peace was broken once more.<|eor|><|sor|>It's cute you thought there was ever peace in the war of the editors<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
wdouglass
dejz4ms
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|sor|>^^^^^^vim's ^^^^^^better <|eor|><|soopr|>but why?<|eoopr|><|sor|>To be honest I never used emacs. For as long as I remember I've been using vim to make small changes in a file. Maybe emacs' better, but I have no intention to swit...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
uwpoi3
<|soss|><|sot|>Which browser version does Old McDonald use?<|eot|><|sost|>IE IE 0<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Suspicious-Service
i9t3ha5
<|soss|><|sot|>Which browser version does Old McDonald use?<|eot|><|sost|>IE IE 0<|eost|><|sor|>Isn't that E I E I O?<|eor|><|sor|>IE - Internet Explorer, browser that everyone makes jokes about<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
i9tjx5w
<|soss|><|sot|>Which browser version does Old McDonald use?<|eot|><|sost|>IE IE 0<|eost|><|sor|>With a *groan* *groan* here. Nice.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mabhatter
i9t2pwl
<|soss|><|sot|>Which browser version does Old McDonald use?<|eot|><|sost|>IE IE 0<|eost|><|sor|>Clever.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
9
ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
twttum
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the most sarcastic regular expression?<|eot|><|sost|>\\s<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
PyroCatt
i3i9psj
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the most sarcastic regular expression?<|eot|><|sost|>\\s<|eost|><|sor|>(ha)+<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
lotheovian
i3ii0ke
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the most sarcastic regular expression?<|eot|><|sost|>\\s<|eost|><|sor|>(ha)+<|eor|><|sor|>Portuguese translation [ja]+<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
PyroCatt
i3iiffm
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the most sarcastic regular expression?<|eot|><|sost|>\\s<|eost|><|sor|>(ha)+<|eor|><|sor|>Portuguese translation [ja]+<|eor|><|sor|>I'll do one better. Brazilian translation (hue)+ Indonesian translation (wk)+<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
PyroCatt
i3ijk8n
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the most sarcastic regular expression?<|eot|><|sost|>\\s<|eost|><|sor|>(ha)+<|eor|><|sor|>Portuguese translation [ja]+<|eor|><|sor|>I'll do one better. Brazilian translation (hue)+ Indonesian translation (wk)+<|eor|><|sor|>Wouldnt you want a (hue)+ Since the order matters? [hue] will mat...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
smiley1__
tatnoi
<|soss|><|sot|>When do programmers go to the ophthalmologist?<|eot|><|sost|>When they can't C#<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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rfpels
i03ls2v
<|soss|><|sot|>When do programmers go to the ophthalmologist?<|eot|><|sost|>When they can't C#<|eost|><|sor|>Exactly. Then they get C++ strength glasses.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
splewi
i07c7xj
<|soss|><|sot|>When do programmers go to the ophthalmologist?<|eot|><|sost|>When they can't C#<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like this joke pulls double duty for programers and musicians.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nikhilmwarrier
i03zr06
<|soss|><|sot|>When do programmers go to the ophthalmologist?<|eot|><|sost|>When they can't C#<|eost|><|sor|>Why did the .NET dev get fired? Because they couldn't C#<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
6
ProgrammerDadJokes
smiley1__
i06qzob
<|soss|><|sot|>When do programmers go to the ophthalmologist?<|eot|><|sost|>When they can't C#<|eost|><|sor|>Exactly. Then they get C++ strength glasses.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah that one is strong<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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smiley1__
i06rf5c
<|soss|><|sot|>When do programmers go to the ophthalmologist?<|eot|><|sost|>When they can't C#<|eost|><|sor|>Isn't it the optometrist<|eor|><|soopr|>they're the same but opthalmologists can do everything optometrist does with more things such as treat C# bug disease with surgery<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
danielsoft1
lv7wbk
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the variable foo find the condition if(foo & 1) offensive?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it tests whether the variable foo is a bit odd.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TheNosferatu
gpaugwp
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the variable foo find the condition if(foo & 1) offensive?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it tests whether the variable foo is a bit odd.<|eost|><|sor|>This one hurts, good job!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Cbrt74088
gpbm01h
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the variable foo find the condition if(foo & 1) offensive?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it tests whether the variable foo is a bit odd.<|eost|><|sor|>I can't even<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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linkinparkfannumber1
gpb2lh3
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the variable foo find the condition if(foo & 1) offensive?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it tests whether the variable foo is a bit odd.<|eost|><|sor|>They had to test to make sure it passed the bar.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
centstwo
gpaysd8
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the variable foo find the condition if(foo & 1) offensive?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it tests whether the variable foo is a bit odd.<|eost|><|sor|>Well let's hope we don't get foo'd again!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
benjamin051000
io6xva
<|soss|><|sot|>Which dot is JavaScripts favorite dot?<|eot|><|sost|>this.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
189
ProgrammerDadJokes
bdot02
g4cb38g
<|soss|><|sot|>Which dot is JavaScripts favorite dot?<|eot|><|sost|>this.<|eost|><|sor|>Welp that made the [this dot](https://youtu.be/M5d7vygUPoQ) song get stuck in my head.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mgrant8888
g4d1xd8
<|soss|><|sot|>Which dot is JavaScripts favorite dot?<|eot|><|sost|>this.<|eost|><|sor|>Works for C++ as well<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure `this` is a pointer in C++. So it shouldn't work at all, unless your compiler is being way too lenient. Definitely in Java, though.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
benjamin051000
g4dudiu
<|soss|><|sot|>Which dot is JavaScripts favorite dot?<|eot|><|sost|>this.<|eost|><|sor|>Works for C++ as well<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure `this` is a pointer in C++. So it shouldn't work at all, unless your compiler is being way too lenient. Definitely in Java, though.<|eor|><|soopr|>But which arrow is C++s favorite?<|eo...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Nerrickk
g4ev8co
<|soss|><|sot|>Which dot is JavaScripts favorite dot?<|eot|><|sost|>this.<|eost|><|sor|>Welp that made the [this dot](https://youtu.be/M5d7vygUPoQ) song get stuck in my head.<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit. Where has this been all my life.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
keerat666
g4dr258
<|soss|><|sot|>Which dot is JavaScripts favorite dot?<|eot|><|sost|>this.<|eost|><|sor|>Which dot is PHP's favourite dot? Echo Dot.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
gmtime
g4dnxdy
<|soss|><|sot|>Which dot is JavaScripts favorite dot?<|eot|><|sost|>this.<|eost|><|sor|>Works for C++ as well<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure `this` is a pointer in C++. So it shouldn't work at all, unless your compiler is being way too lenient. Definitely in Java, though.<|eor|><|sor|>You're right, it would be `(*this).`<|e...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Sorry4StupidQuestion
8f83m0
<|soss|><|sot|>What is a Swift programmer's favorite music genre?<|eot|><|sost|>`func`<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ActuallyVeryCool
dy1m89e
<|soss|><|sot|>What is a Swift programmer's favorite music genre?<|eot|><|sost|>`func`<|eost|><|sor|>But isn't their favourite artist named Taylor or something?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Sorry4StupidQuestion
dy1mirp
<|soss|><|sot|>What is a Swift programmer's favorite music genre?<|eot|><|sost|>`func`<|eost|><|sor|>But isn't their favourite artist named Taylor or something?<|eor|><|soopr|>Maybe in an alternate universe where Taylor Swift does funk.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mtbinkdotcom
dy20613
<|soss|><|sot|>What is a Swift programmer's favorite music genre?<|eot|><|sost|>`func`<|eost|><|sor|>But isn't their favourite artist named Taylor or something?<|eor|><|soopr|>Maybe in an alternate universe where Taylor Swift does funk.<|eoopr|><|sor|>That was before Flashpoint.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DontGrowAttached
s0sryy
<|soss|><|sot|>Two bytes meet.<|eot|><|sost|>The first byte asks "Are you ill?". The second byte replies, "No I'm just feeling a bit off"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
KiserRolls
hs4fcnd
<|soss|><|sot|>Two bytes meet.<|eot|><|sost|>The first byte asks "Are you ill?". The second byte replies, "No I'm just feeling a bit off"<|eost|><|sor|>A byte runs into another byte on a west coast beach: Byte one to byte two: "Word!"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
IBreakCellPhones
hs6hctj
<|soss|><|sot|>Two bytes meet.<|eot|><|sost|>The first byte asks "Are you ill?". The second byte replies, "No I'm just feeling a bit off"<|eost|><|sor|>ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fuhrmanator
hs4qfzk
<|soss|><|sot|>Two bytes meet.<|eot|><|sost|>The first byte asks "Are you ill?". The second byte replies, "No I'm just feeling a bit off"<|eost|><|sor|>He continues, "Sometimes I come across as a total EBCDIC."<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TabCompletion
93fzw6
<|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fahrenheitrkg
e3cyiwy
<|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>Segmentation Fault: Shampoo Not Found.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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fasterfist
e3d43c7
<|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>Segmentation Fault: Shampoo Not Found.<|eor|><|sor|>Water dumped <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
verdatum
e3dm92o
<|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>I remember in the 90s, a bunch of stand-up comics were making this sort of joke. And then the shampoo companies changed it to "repeat as necessary". Great, now you've ruined the jok...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
clarinetJWD
e3dnvap
<|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>Maybe I've been showering wrong for 33years, but I rinse after lathering... <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
iaanacho
e3dr140
<|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>I remember in the 90s, a bunch of stand-up comics were making this sort of joke. And then the shampoo companies changed it to "repeat as necessary". Great, now you've ruined the jok...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TabCompletion
e3drpf9
<|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>I know you got this from a website. Just Google programming jokes and you can find it there.<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually, I saw it at work on a white board: https://i.imgur.com/mbgufLm.pn...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
UsablePizza
e3el2qn
<|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>I remember in the 90s, a bunch of stand-up comics were making this sort of joke. And then the shampoo companies changed it to "repeat as necessary". Great, now you've ruined the jok...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TabCompletion
e3f2hzo
<|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>Maybe I've been showering wrong for 33years, but I rinse after lathering... <|eor|><|soopr|>Damnit, I wrote it backwards. I must have joke dyslexia :-)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
FrogTrainer
e3ev8tz
<|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>I know you got this from a website. Just Google programming jokes and you can find it there.<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually, I saw it at work on a white board: https://i.imgur.com/mbgufLm.pn...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
13fkkbd
<|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
germansnowman
jjvfzdu
<|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it <|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us The joke is that the us from t...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Entire-Database1679
jjvy9lc
<|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>Well played.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
WikiSummarizerBot
jjvg16s
<|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it <|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us The joke is that the us from t...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
gliderXC
jjwnytc
<|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>That meme is so old, it is above the legal drinking age.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
gv111111
jjwld95
<|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it <|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us The joke is that the us from t...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
reverendsteveii
jjvj74d
<|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>No matter how hard you try, nary a base to be found<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mytrickytrick
jjvba7a
<|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>They're about 78 years ahead of schedule!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
reverendsteveii
jjvj8uz
<|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>They're about 78 years ahead of schedule!<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT YOU SAY?!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fuhrmanator
ww9bio
<|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
tias
ilk9av9
<|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>Wait isnt a keyless dictionary just an array?<|eor|><|sor|>An array is a dictionary with integer keys<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ddruganov
iljxtqr
<|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>Wait isnt a keyless dictionary just an array?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fekkksn
ilk6gzb
<|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>Wait isnt a keyless dictionary just an array?<|eor|><|sor|>no, it will be unordered \:D<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DABarkspawn
iljxoc3
<|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>The default will still be None.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
maxbirkoff
ilk9mxy
<|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>Wait isnt a keyless dictionary just an array?<|eor|><|sor|>it's all a joke, so I don't want to take it too seriously... but... In all seriousness... no. a dict...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
maxbirkoff
illpp6k
<|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>Wait isnt a keyless dictionary just an array?<|eor|><|sor|>An array is a dictionary with integer keys<|eor|><|sor|>you are wise beyond your years.<|eor|><|eoss|...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
tobiasvl
ill295f
<|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>Wait isnt a keyless dictionary just an array?<|eor|><|sor|>No, it's a set.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't a set is a valueless dictionary? Keys are unique, but values don't...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
FlamboyantApproval16
ilkserf
<|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>Wait isnt a keyless dictionary just an array?<|eor|><|sor|>No, it's a set.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
w7ypsw
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever. First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
ihmeib4
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever. First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Rainmaker526
ihmnwuz
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever. First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jmaca90
ihmsfok
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever. First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
ihmxf2y
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever. First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Rainmaker526
ihndelr
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever. First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
ihmr1j3
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever. First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio...
10
ProgrammerDadJokes
ArmFlailingTubeMan
ihngpx3
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever. First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio...
8
ProgrammerDadJokes
gregorydgraham
ihmwsyh
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever. First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio...
7
ProgrammerDadJokes
bahweepgranah
ihnpxx4
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever. First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio...
7
ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
ihnlpwq
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever. First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio...
7
ProgrammerDadJokes
DarkNeutron
ihnimhc
<|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever. First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio...
6
ProgrammerDadJokes
Andre_NG
lqv1fb
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they can't open Windows in outer space.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
187
ProgrammerDadJokes
MyDogsEd
goim6i3
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they can't open Windows in outer space.<|eost|><|sor|>**Why do astronauts use Linux?** Because Windows in space sucks.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
JoohanV
goj610p
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they can't open Windows in outer space.<|eost|><|sor|>**Why do astronauts use Linux?** Because Windows in space sucks.<|eor|><|sor|>> Because Windows ~~in space~~ sucks. FTFY<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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