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ProgrammerDadJokes | SerDuckOfPNW | edzqmm4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I invented an algorithm to quickly find items on my grocery list<|eot|><|sost|>It starts with baked goods and checks every aisle in the store. I call it bread first search.<|eost|><|sor|>I love this, but I don't know another human that I could share it with.
Where the hell were you during discrete math... | 36 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuckyoukeith | ee1n993 | <|soss|><|sot|>I invented an algorithm to quickly find items on my grocery list<|eot|><|sost|>It starts with baked goods and checks every aisle in the store. I call it bread first search.<|eost|><|sor|>Best joke I've heard in a while<|eor|><|soopr|>Thanks. I spent a bit of time working out the delivery. <|eoopr|><|sor|... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | qvrock | ee1z9sk | <|soss|><|sot|>I invented an algorithm to quickly find items on my grocery list<|eot|><|sost|>It starts with baked goods and checks every aisle in the store. I call it bread first search.<|eost|><|sor|>I love this, but I don't know another human that I could share it with.
Where the hell were you during discrete math... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mpnordland | ee1g3t4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I invented an algorithm to quickly find items on my grocery list<|eot|><|sost|>It starts with baked goods and checks every aisle in the store. I call it bread first search.<|eost|><|sor|>Best joke I've heard in a while<|eor|><|soopr|>Thanks. I spent a bit of time working out the delivery. <|eoopr|><|eoss... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mickspad | a59jxx | <|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lunertic | ebkx60h | <|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>https://imgur.com/a/AstgXlX<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 4z01235 | ebl2uxv | <|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>https://imgur.com/a/AstgXlX<|eor|><|sor|>Whats this?<|eor|><|sor|>ASM. You can use t to change existing classes and stuff at runtime. It would allow you to make grade not a ... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lunertic | ebkzd00 | <|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>https://imgur.com/a/AstgXlX<|eor|><|sor|>Whats this?<|eor|><|sor|>ASM. You can use t to change existing classes and stuff at runtime. It would allow you to make grade not a ... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hiromasaki | ebl6itl | <|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>Don't try to change it, lest you get Kotlin the process.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AG00GLER | ebkz7bo | <|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>https://imgur.com/a/AstgXlX<|eor|><|sor|>Whats this?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | imguralbumbot | ebkx7uu | <|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>https://imgur.com/a/AstgXlX<|eor|><|sor|>^(Hi, I'm a bot for linking direct images of albums with only 1 image)
**https://i.imgur.com/htz72Of.png**
^^[Source](https://github... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 4z01235 | ebldiol | <|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>const static final int<|eor|><|sor|>No `const` in Java.<|eor|><|sor|>So you have never read the Java Language Specification? The const keyword has been in Java since the very ... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 4z01235 | ebm1vfv | <|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>https://imgur.com/a/AstgXlX<|eor|><|sor|>Whats this?<|eor|><|sor|>ASM. You can use t to change existing classes and stuff at runtime. It would allow you to make grade not a ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 4z01235 | ebl2wkv | <|soss|><|sot|>I know I failed my java test, is there anything I can do to change my grade?<|eot|><|sost|>No, the grade is *final*<|eost|><|sor|>const static final int<|eor|><|sor|>No `const` in Java.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lazyklimm | 5xm295 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AUTplayed | dej9780 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|sor|>^^^^^^vim's ^^^^^^better <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B | dejavuj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|sor|>^^^^^^vim's ^^^^^^better <|eor|><|sor|>And thus the peace was broken once more.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | poop-trap | dejiiuf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|sor|>^^^^^^vim's ^^^^^^better <|eor|><|sor|>And thus the peace was broken once more.<|eor|><|sor|>I just pictured Middle Earth as various lands that use different editors, OSes, and programming languages but were all at peace until Sa... | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lazyklimm | dejnubp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|sor|>^^^^^^vim's ^^^^^^better <|eor|><|soopr|>but why?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AUTplayed | dejpap6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|sor|>^^^^^^vim's ^^^^^^better <|eor|><|soopr|>but why?<|eoopr|><|sor|>To be honest I never used emacs. For as long as I remember I've been using vim to make small changes in a file. Maybe emacs' better, but I have no intention to swit... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kamikamikami | dejq4qn | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|sor|>^^^^^^vim's ^^^^^^better <|eor|><|sor|>And thus the peace was broken once more.<|eor|><|sor|>It's cute you thought there was ever peace in the war of the editors<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wdouglass | dejz4ms | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do programmers use emacs?<|eot|><|sost|>They have no IDEA<|eost|><|sor|>^^^^^^vim's ^^^^^^better <|eor|><|soopr|>but why?<|eoopr|><|sor|>To be honest I never used emacs. For as long as I remember I've been using vim to make small changes in a file. Maybe emacs' better, but I have no intention to swit... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | uwpoi3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which browser version does Old McDonald use?<|eot|><|sost|>IE IE 0<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Suspicious-Service | i9t3ha5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which browser version does Old McDonald use?<|eot|><|sost|>IE IE 0<|eost|><|sor|>Isn't that E I E I O?<|eor|><|sor|>IE - Internet Explorer, browser that everyone makes jokes about<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i9tjx5w | <|soss|><|sot|>Which browser version does Old McDonald use?<|eot|><|sost|>IE IE 0<|eost|><|sor|>With a *groan* *groan* here.
Nice.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mabhatter | i9t2pwl | <|soss|><|sot|>Which browser version does Old McDonald use?<|eot|><|sost|>IE IE 0<|eost|><|sor|>Clever.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | twttum | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most sarcastic regular expression?<|eot|><|sost|>\\s<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | i3i9psj | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most sarcastic regular expression?<|eot|><|sost|>\\s<|eost|><|sor|>(ha)+<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lotheovian | i3ii0ke | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most sarcastic regular expression?<|eot|><|sost|>\\s<|eost|><|sor|>(ha)+<|eor|><|sor|>Portuguese translation
[ja]+<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | i3iiffm | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most sarcastic regular expression?<|eot|><|sost|>\\s<|eost|><|sor|>(ha)+<|eor|><|sor|>Portuguese translation
[ja]+<|eor|><|sor|>I'll do one better.
Brazilian translation
(hue)+
Indonesian translation
(wk)+<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | i3ijk8n | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the most sarcastic regular expression?<|eot|><|sost|>\\s<|eost|><|sor|>(ha)+<|eor|><|sor|>Portuguese translation
[ja]+<|eor|><|sor|>I'll do one better.
Brazilian translation
(hue)+
Indonesian translation
(wk)+<|eor|><|sor|>Wouldnt you want a
(hue)+
Since the order matters? [hue] will mat... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | smiley1__ | tatnoi | <|soss|><|sot|>When do programmers go to the ophthalmologist?<|eot|><|sost|>When they can't C#<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rfpels | i03ls2v | <|soss|><|sot|>When do programmers go to the ophthalmologist?<|eot|><|sost|>When they can't C#<|eost|><|sor|>Exactly. Then they get C++ strength glasses.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | splewi | i07c7xj | <|soss|><|sot|>When do programmers go to the ophthalmologist?<|eot|><|sost|>When they can't C#<|eost|><|sor|>I feel like this joke pulls double duty for programers and musicians.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nikhilmwarrier | i03zr06 | <|soss|><|sot|>When do programmers go to the ophthalmologist?<|eot|><|sost|>When they can't C#<|eost|><|sor|>Why did the .NET dev get fired?
Because they couldn't C#<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | smiley1__ | i06qzob | <|soss|><|sot|>When do programmers go to the ophthalmologist?<|eot|><|sost|>When they can't C#<|eost|><|sor|>Exactly. Then they get C++ strength glasses.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah that one is strong<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | smiley1__ | i06rf5c | <|soss|><|sot|>When do programmers go to the ophthalmologist?<|eot|><|sost|>When they can't C#<|eost|><|sor|>Isn't it the optometrist<|eor|><|soopr|>they're the same but opthalmologists can do everything optometrist does with more things such as treat C# bug disease with surgery<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | lv7wbk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the variable foo find the condition if(foo & 1) offensive?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it tests whether the variable foo is a bit odd.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNosferatu | gpaugwp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the variable foo find the condition if(foo & 1) offensive?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it tests whether the variable foo is a bit odd.<|eost|><|sor|>This one hurts, good job!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cbrt74088 | gpbm01h | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the variable foo find the condition if(foo & 1) offensive?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it tests whether the variable foo is a bit odd.<|eost|><|sor|>I can't even<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | linkinparkfannumber1 | gpb2lh3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the variable foo find the condition if(foo & 1) offensive?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it tests whether the variable foo is a bit odd.<|eost|><|sor|>They had to test to make sure it passed the bar.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | centstwo | gpaysd8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the variable foo find the condition if(foo & 1) offensive?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it tests whether the variable foo is a bit odd.<|eost|><|sor|>Well let's hope we don't get foo'd again!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | benjamin051000 | io6xva | <|soss|><|sot|>Which dot is JavaScripts favorite dot?<|eot|><|sost|>this.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bdot02 | g4cb38g | <|soss|><|sot|>Which dot is JavaScripts favorite dot?<|eot|><|sost|>this.<|eost|><|sor|>Welp that made the [this dot](https://youtu.be/M5d7vygUPoQ) song get stuck in my head.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mgrant8888 | g4d1xd8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which dot is JavaScripts favorite dot?<|eot|><|sost|>this.<|eost|><|sor|>Works for C++ as well<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure `this` is a pointer in C++. So it shouldn't work at all, unless your compiler is being way too lenient.
Definitely in Java, though.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | benjamin051000 | g4dudiu | <|soss|><|sot|>Which dot is JavaScripts favorite dot?<|eot|><|sost|>this.<|eost|><|sor|>Works for C++ as well<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure `this` is a pointer in C++. So it shouldn't work at all, unless your compiler is being way too lenient.
Definitely in Java, though.<|eor|><|soopr|>But which arrow is C++s favorite?<|eo... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nerrickk | g4ev8co | <|soss|><|sot|>Which dot is JavaScripts favorite dot?<|eot|><|sost|>this.<|eost|><|sor|>Welp that made the [this dot](https://youtu.be/M5d7vygUPoQ) song get stuck in my head.<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit. Where has this been all my life.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | g4dr258 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which dot is JavaScripts favorite dot?<|eot|><|sost|>this.<|eost|><|sor|>Which dot is PHP's favourite dot?
Echo Dot.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | g4dnxdy | <|soss|><|sot|>Which dot is JavaScripts favorite dot?<|eot|><|sost|>this.<|eost|><|sor|>Works for C++ as well<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty sure `this` is a pointer in C++. So it shouldn't work at all, unless your compiler is being way too lenient.
Definitely in Java, though.<|eor|><|sor|>You're right, it would be `(*this).`<|e... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sorry4StupidQuestion | 8f83m0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Swift programmer's favorite music genre?<|eot|><|sost|>`func`<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ActuallyVeryCool | dy1m89e | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Swift programmer's favorite music genre?<|eot|><|sost|>`func`<|eost|><|sor|>But isn't their favourite artist named Taylor or something?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sorry4StupidQuestion | dy1mirp | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Swift programmer's favorite music genre?<|eot|><|sost|>`func`<|eost|><|sor|>But isn't their favourite artist named Taylor or something?<|eor|><|soopr|>Maybe in an alternate universe where Taylor Swift does funk.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mtbinkdotcom | dy20613 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a Swift programmer's favorite music genre?<|eot|><|sost|>`func`<|eost|><|sor|>But isn't their favourite artist named Taylor or something?<|eor|><|soopr|>Maybe in an alternate universe where Taylor Swift does funk.<|eoopr|><|sor|>That was before Flashpoint.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DontGrowAttached | s0sryy | <|soss|><|sot|>Two bytes meet.<|eot|><|sost|>The first byte asks "Are you ill?".
The second byte replies, "No I'm just feeling a bit off"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KiserRolls | hs4fcnd | <|soss|><|sot|>Two bytes meet.<|eot|><|sost|>The first byte asks "Are you ill?".
The second byte replies, "No I'm just feeling a bit off"<|eost|><|sor|>A byte runs into another byte on a west coast beach:
Byte one to byte two: "Word!"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IBreakCellPhones | hs6hctj | <|soss|><|sot|>Two bytes meet.<|eot|><|sost|>The first byte asks "Are you ill?".
The second byte replies, "No I'm just feeling a bit off"<|eost|><|sor|>ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | hs4qfzk | <|soss|><|sot|>Two bytes meet.<|eot|><|sost|>The first byte asks "Are you ill?".
The second byte replies, "No I'm just feeling a bit off"<|eost|><|sor|>He continues, "Sometimes I come across as a total EBCDIC."<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TabCompletion | 93fzw6 | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fahrenheitrkg | e3cyiwy | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>Segmentation Fault: Shampoo Not Found.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fasterfist | e3d43c7 | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>Segmentation Fault: Shampoo Not Found.<|eor|><|sor|>Water dumped <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | verdatum | e3dm92o | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>I remember in the 90s, a bunch of stand-up comics were making this sort of joke.
And then the shampoo companies changed it to "repeat as necessary".
Great, now you've ruined the jok... | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | clarinetJWD | e3dnvap | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>Maybe I've been showering wrong for 33years, but I rinse after lathering... <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iaanacho | e3dr140 | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>I remember in the 90s, a bunch of stand-up comics were making this sort of joke.
And then the shampoo companies changed it to "repeat as necessary".
Great, now you've ruined the jok... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TabCompletion | e3drpf9 | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>I know you got this from a website. Just Google programming jokes and you can find it there.<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually, I saw it at work on a white board:
https://i.imgur.com/mbgufLm.pn... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | UsablePizza | e3el2qn | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>I remember in the 90s, a bunch of stand-up comics were making this sort of joke.
And then the shampoo companies changed it to "repeat as necessary".
Great, now you've ruined the jok... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TabCompletion | e3f2hzo | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>Maybe I've been showering wrong for 33years, but I rinse after lathering... <|eor|><|soopr|>Damnit, I wrote it backwards. I must have joke dyslexia :-)<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FrogTrainer | e3ev8tz | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the programmer die in the shower?<|eot|><|sost|>She read the shampoo bottle:. Rinse, lather, repeat<|eost|><|sor|>I know you got this from a website. Just Google programming jokes and you can find it there.<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually, I saw it at work on a white board:
https://i.imgur.com/mbgufLm.pn... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 13fkkbd | <|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | germansnowman | jjvfzdu | <|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it <|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us
The joke is that the us from t... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | jjvy9lc | <|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>Well played.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WikiSummarizerBot | jjvg16s | <|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it <|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us
The joke is that the us from t... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gliderXC | jjwnytc | <|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>That meme is so old, it is above the legal drinking age.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gv111111 | jjwld95 | <|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>I dont get it <|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us
The joke is that the us from t... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reverendsteveii | jjvj74d | <|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>No matter how hard you try, nary a base to be found<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mytrickytrick | jjvba7a | <|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>They're about 78 years ahead of schedule!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reverendsteveii | jjvj8uz | <|soss|><|sot|>The United States is trying to reassert its dominance in chip production by patenting all technology using base 2 and above.<|eot|><|sost|>All your base are belong to US.<|eost|><|sor|>They're about 78 years ahead of schedule!<|eor|><|sor|>WHAT YOU SAY?!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | ww9bio | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tias | ilk9av9 | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>Wait isnt a keyless dictionary just an array?<|eor|><|sor|>An array is a dictionary with integer keys<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ddruganov | iljxtqr | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>Wait isnt a keyless dictionary just an array?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fekkksn | ilk6gzb | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>Wait isnt a keyless dictionary just an array?<|eor|><|sor|>no, it will be unordered \:D<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | iljxoc3 | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>The default will still be None.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | maxbirkoff | ilk9mxy | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>Wait isnt a keyless dictionary just an array?<|eor|><|sor|>it's all a joke, so I don't want to take it too seriously...
but... In all seriousness... no. a dict... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | maxbirkoff | illpp6k | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>Wait isnt a keyless dictionary just an array?<|eor|><|sor|>An array is a dictionary with integer keys<|eor|><|sor|>you are wise beyond your years.<|eor|><|eoss|... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tobiasvl | ill295f | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>Wait isnt a keyless dictionary just an array?<|eor|><|sor|>No, it's a set.<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't a set is a valueless dictionary? Keys are unique, but values don't... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FlamboyantApproval16 | ilkserf | <|soss|><|sot|>I heard Python 4 will have a keyless Dictionary known as a Karma.<|eot|><|sost|>When you call `get()` it returns what you deserve.<|eost|><|sor|>Wait isnt a keyless dictionary just an array?<|eor|><|sor|>No, it's a set.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | w7ypsw | <|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever.
First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio... | 189 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ihmeib4 | <|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever.
First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio... | 61 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rainmaker526 | ihmnwuz | <|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever.
First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio... | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jmaca90 | ihmsfok | <|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever.
First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio... | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ihmxf2y | <|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever.
First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rainmaker526 | ihndelr | <|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever.
First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ihmr1j3 | <|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever.
First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ArmFlailingTubeMan | ihngpx3 | <|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever.
First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gregorydgraham | ihmwsyh | <|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever.
First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bahweepgranah | ihnpxx4 | <|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever.
First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ihnlpwq | <|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever.
First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DarkNeutron | ihnimhc | <|soss|><|sot|>How long does it take for a programmer to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>Forever.
First, theres getting the request/ticket submitted by stakeholders. And initial RCA or discovery. Can we get ROI for this? Approvals and prioritization? Then theres requirements. Proposals and evaluations of solutio... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Andre_NG | lqv1fb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they can't open Windows in outer space.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MyDogsEd | goim6i3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they can't open Windows in outer space.<|eost|><|sor|>**Why do astronauts use Linux?**
Because Windows in space sucks.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JoohanV | goj610p | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they can't open Windows in outer space.<|eost|><|sor|>**Why do astronauts use Linux?**
Because Windows in space sucks.<|eor|><|sor|>> Because Windows ~~in space~~ sucks.
FTFY<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
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