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ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | rpn749 | <|soss|><|sot|>Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>A: None. We'll fix it in software.
Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The application can work around it.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: ... | 193 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | hq55frw | <|soss|><|sot|>Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>A: None. We'll fix it in software.
Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The application can work around it.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: ... | 72 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | flyhull | hq5gg2z | <|soss|><|sot|>Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>A: None. We'll fix it in software.
Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The application can work around it.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: ... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | hq5u7lg | <|soss|><|sot|>Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>A: None. We'll fix it in software.
Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The application can work around it.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: ... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | deadlychambers | hq5gg2o | <|soss|><|sot|>Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?<|eot|><|sost|>A: None. We'll fix it in software.
Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The application can work around it.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | e15lcn | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you watch Tom and Jerry on Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>cat /dev/mouse<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroneusUltrin | f8n9xty | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you watch Tom and Jerry on Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>cat /dev/mouse<|eost|><|sor|>It will write the output to stdOUWT<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | f8q3lyq | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you watch Tom and Jerry on Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>cat /dev/mouse<|eost|><|sor|>heh, [dom & jquery](https://www.fr.freelancer.com/contest/Illustrate-a-Tom-and-Jerry-cartoon-joke-874286-byentry-10914212)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Godsot_235 | wfwm4z | <|soss|><|sot|>What is another way to say your computer has a virus?<|eot|><|sost|>It has a terminal illness<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | iiw90g3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is another way to say your computer has a virus?<|eot|><|sost|>It has a terminal illness<|eost|><|sor|>It's suffering from TTY-19<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | winauer | iiwae3b | <|soss|><|sot|>What is another way to say your computer has a virus?<|eot|><|sost|>It has a terminal illness<|eost|><|sor|>It's suffering from TTY-19<|eor|><|soopr|>What is that?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The 19^th tty, presumably.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Godsot_235 | iiw98yc | <|soss|><|sot|>What is another way to say your computer has a virus?<|eot|><|sost|>It has a terminal illness<|eost|><|sor|>It's suffering from TTY-19<|eor|><|soopr|>What is that?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | T351A | iixsymp | <|soss|><|sot|>What is another way to say your computer has a virus?<|eot|><|sost|>It has a terminal illness<|eost|><|sor|>It's suffering from TTY-19<|eor|><|soopr|>What is that?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The 19^th tty, presumably.<|eor|><|sor|>stop opening new SSH sessions smh we're on vtty 1000 and only have two users /s<|eor|>... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | conancat | iixbnah | <|soss|><|sot|>What is another way to say your computer has a virus?<|eot|><|sost|>It has a terminal illness<|eost|><|sor|>It's suffering from TTY-19<|eor|><|sor|>Quick, quarantine the process<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | conancat | iixbukj | <|soss|><|sot|>What is another way to say your computer has a virus?<|eot|><|sost|>It has a terminal illness<|eost|><|sor|>The computer is allergic to shell scripts <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | beninabar | iiy6xwz | <|soss|><|sot|>What is another way to say your computer has a virus?<|eot|><|sost|>It has a terminal illness<|eost|><|sor|>a indian guy called me earlier and said that my brand new computer had a virus<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Endermanpro200-1 | iiwjf40 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is another way to say your computer has a virus?<|eot|><|sost|>It has a terminal illness<|eost|><|sor|>Too much Downloads?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KINGodfather | iizsz5w | <|soss|><|sot|>What is another way to say your computer has a virus?<|eot|><|sost|>It has a terminal illness<|eost|><|sor|>Someone is asking for 2000 Bitcoins, otherwise they'll release a video of me wanking it out?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | vn9tki | <|soss|><|sot|>Which new front-end technology does IKEA's website use?<|eot|><|sost|>WebAssembly.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Helpful_Peak_8703 | ie6w5td | <|soss|><|sot|>Which new front-end technology does IKEA's website use?<|eot|><|sost|>WebAssembly.<|eost|><|sor|>Webssembly<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | m_spitfire | ie63v9l | <|soss|><|sot|>Which new front-end technology does IKEA's website use?<|eot|><|sost|>WebAssembly.<|eost|><|sor|>...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | ie6u5in | <|soss|><|sot|>Which new front-end technology does IKEA's website use?<|eot|><|sost|>WebAssembly.<|eost|><|sor|>ngulrJS?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sure-Tomorrow-487 | ie66jn2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which new front-end technology does IKEA's website use?<|eot|><|sost|>WebAssembly.<|eost|><|sor|>Ughh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | ie6gq36 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which new front-end technology does IKEA's website use?<|eot|><|sost|>WebAssembly.<|eost|><|sor|>Coded in hex wrench.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | uds2oi | <|soss|><|sot|>What do web developers say when they have to maintain the legacy SOAP interface?<|eot|><|sost|>"Just give me a REST."<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | merchant_marfedelom | i6j7tud | <|soss|><|sot|>What do web developers say when they have to maintain the legacy SOAP interface?<|eot|><|sost|>"Just give me a REST."<|eost|><|sor|>"I quit"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JamesGame5 | i6k0ts9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do web developers say when they have to maintain the legacy SOAP interface?<|eot|><|sost|>"Just give me a REST."<|eost|><|sor|>Good clean SOAP joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShinraSan | i6jsal0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do web developers say when they have to maintain the legacy SOAP interface?<|eot|><|sost|>"Just give me a REST."<|eost|><|sor|>A reasonable reaction, but they can't afford to drop it obviously<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ActualFlutterDev | i6jhiqg | <|soss|><|sot|>What do web developers say when they have to maintain the legacy SOAP interface?<|eot|><|sost|>"Just give me a REST."<|eost|><|sor|>Wizzzzz Dulllllll<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BanTheTrubllesome | omb9xy | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is all the code I write imperative?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's definitely not functional<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IrregularRedditor | h5kx3qw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is all the code I write imperative?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's definitely not functional<|eost|><|sor|>I object<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | morewordsfaster | h5mnr5k | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is all the code I write imperative?<|eot|><|sost|>Because it's definitely not functional<|eost|><|sor|>I object<|eor|><|sor|>I do declare<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LiamWonaTech | mmpf6k | <|soss|><|sot|>I vowed to name my dog's puppy after my favourite IaaS provider, but she had 8 cute little puppies instead of one!<|eot|><|sost|>The room was filled with AWS.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cool_As_Your_Dad | gtsynzo | <|soss|><|sot|>I vowed to name my dog's puppy after my favourite IaaS provider, but she had 8 cute little puppies instead of one!<|eot|><|sost|>The room was filled with AWS.<|eost|><|sor|>AWS, that was cute!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | remuladgryta | gtu18ik | <|soss|><|sot|>I vowed to name my dog's puppy after my favourite IaaS provider, but she had 8 cute little puppies instead of one!<|eot|><|sost|>The room was filled with AWS.<|eost|><|sor|>Beanstalk and Snowball are decent puppy names - maybe even Lambda if you're feeling particularly nerdy - but a dog named Data Pipeli... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LiamWonaTech | gtt5abs | <|soss|><|sot|>I vowed to name my dog's puppy after my favourite IaaS provider, but she had 8 cute little puppies instead of one!<|eot|><|sost|>The room was filled with AWS.<|eost|><|sor|>AWS, that was cute!<|eor|><|soopr|>Thanks Dad<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xav0989 | gtw4zhl | <|soss|><|sot|>I vowed to name my dog's puppy after my favourite IaaS provider, but she had 8 cute little puppies instead of one!<|eot|><|sost|>The room was filled with AWS.<|eost|><|sor|>us-east-1 is a great name for a puppy.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TetrinityEC | gtv6kyh | <|soss|><|sot|>I vowed to name my dog's puppy after my favourite IaaS provider, but she had 8 cute little puppies instead of one!<|eot|><|sost|>The room was filled with AWS.<|eost|><|sor|>Beanstalk and Snowball are decent puppy names - maybe even Lambda if you're feeling particularly nerdy - but a dog named Data Pipeli... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | adawgie19 | gtvk1ao | <|soss|><|sot|>I vowed to name my dog's puppy after my favourite IaaS provider, but she had 8 cute little puppies instead of one!<|eot|><|sost|>The room was filled with AWS.<|eost|><|sor|>Not IaaS providers, but my dogs are actually named Ajax and Linux.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | m06u7e | <|soss|><|sot|>What do computers and cars have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Bad drivers are a problem.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AnotherRichard827379 | gq6ijq7 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do computers and cars have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Bad drivers are a problem.<|eost|><|sor|>95% of the things that go wrong and cause a car wreck occur between the pedals and the steering wheel.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wolfie379 | gq6x5s6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do computers and cars have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Bad drivers are a problem.<|eost|><|sor|>All BMW products from model year 2017 to present have been recalled. It seems the nut that holds the steering wheel is defective and needs to be replaced.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Caladbolg_Prometheus | gq6z65s | <|soss|><|sot|>What do computers and cars have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Bad drivers are a problem.<|eost|><|sor|>95% of the things that go wrong and cause a car wreck occur between the pedals and the steering wheel.<|eor|><|sor|>Like Toyotas and their floor mats<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Caladbolg_Prometheus | gq72kyu | <|soss|><|sot|>What do computers and cars have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Bad drivers are a problem.<|eost|><|sor|>95% of the things that go wrong and cause a car wreck occur between the pedals and the steering wheel.<|eor|><|sor|>Like Toyotas and their floor mats<|eor|><|sor|>Haha. I actually chuckled at this.<|eor|><|s... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AnotherRichard827379 | gq724pf | <|soss|><|sot|>What do computers and cars have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>Bad drivers are a problem.<|eost|><|sor|>95% of the things that go wrong and cause a car wreck occur between the pedals and the steering wheel.<|eor|><|sor|>Like Toyotas and their floor mats<|eor|><|sor|>Haha. I actually chuckled at this.<|eor|><|e... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lhomme_Baguette | g66kyw | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a double's least favorite pastry?<|eot|><|sost|>NaN bread.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | batrick | fo8ujff | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a double's least favorite pastry?<|eot|><|sost|>NaN bread.<|eost|><|sor|>Favorite dessert? A root beer float.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lhomme_Baguette | fo8uz7c | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a double's least favorite pastry?<|eot|><|sost|>NaN bread.<|eost|><|sor|>Favorite dessert? A root beer float.<|eor|><|soopr|>And the best stat in RPGs is always Int!<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | fo9fbui | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a double's least favorite pastry?<|eot|><|sost|>NaN bread.<|eost|><|sor|>Favorite dessert? A root beer float.<|eor|><|soopr|>And the best stat in RPGs is always Int!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Either Int 8 or Int 16. There is no in-between.<|eor|><|sor|>No int between <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OmnipotentEntity | fo8xzq1 | <|soss|><|sot|>What is a double's least favorite pastry?<|eot|><|sost|>NaN bread.<|eost|><|sor|>Favorite dessert? A root beer float.<|eor|><|soopr|>And the best stat in RPGs is always Int!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Either Int 8 or Int 16. There is no in-between.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mr-Scroopy | d2uhg5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard of the new singing database?<|eot|><|sost|>carDB<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fagapple | ezwx638 | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard of the new singing database?<|eot|><|sost|>carDB<|eost|><|sor|>Grooooooin<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | euclio | ezxebd4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard of the new singing database?<|eot|><|sost|>carDB<|eost|><|sor|>This is what this sub is all about. Love it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mr-Scroopy | ezxs1fo | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard of the new singing database?<|eot|><|sost|>carDB<|eost|><|sor|>Doesn't carDB automatically set your threads to sleep?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah it does, it is a feature.
I would not recommend anyone use carDB, it has a lot of weird features and from a first glance it looks like it has alot of bu... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | poops-n-farts | ezxracn | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard of the new singing database?<|eot|><|sost|>carDB<|eost|><|sor|>Doesn't carDB automatically set your threads to sleep?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Joshingtonson | ezxirfs | <|soss|><|sot|>Have you heard of the new singing database?<|eot|><|sost|>carDB<|eost|><|sor|>It's not often I upvote a post on this sub<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | remuladgryta | 9kdlra | <|sols|><|sot|>i Promise you it's almost here!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48dd12sqeip11.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | J_tt | e6yk3vs | <|sols|><|sot|>i Promise you it's almost here!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48dd12sqeip11.png<|eol|><|sor|>```
async function November[0](){}
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rasmus | e6zilpf | <|sols|><|sot|>i Promise you it's almost here!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48dd12sqeip11.png<|eol|><|sor|>`1 = { "November": async function() {} }`
Copy paste and remember: *With great power comes great responsibility*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rasmus | e6zkph5 | <|sols|><|sot|>i Promise you it's almost here!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48dd12sqeip11.png<|eol|><|sor|>`1 = { "November": async function() {} }`
Copy paste and remember: *With great power comes great responsibility*.<|eor|><|soopr|>This is some unicode black magic isn't it?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Correct. First characte... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | remuladgryta | e6z98cs | <|sols|><|sot|>i Promise you it's almost here!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/48dd12sqeip11.png<|eol|><|sor|>```
async function November[0](){}
```<|eor|><|soopr|> SyntaxError: missing ( before formal parameters<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | brb6gv | <|sols|><|sot|>DOM and JQuery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/2Sw9Qbp.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | eoc954s | <|sols|><|sot|>DOM and JQuery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/2Sw9Qbp.png<|eol|><|sor|>When we were young, we praised jQuery for its cleverness. When we got older, we realized jQuery was an asshole and felt bad for DOM.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | eocatzu | <|sols|><|sot|>DOM and JQuery<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/2Sw9Qbp.png<|eol|><|sor|>When we were young, we praised jQuery for its cleverness. When we got older, we realized jQuery was an asshole and felt bad for DOM.<|eor|><|soopr|>> we realized jQuery was an asshole
I don't know man, I'm always going to include z... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Baconburger4life | z302a0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know that you could put a loop inside a loop?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while I didn't know that.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | CaroteneCommander | ixjr1z7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know that you could put a loop inside a loop?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while I didn't know that.<|eost|><|sor|>Also true for people who crochet, your scarf is a for loop lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | robchroma | ixjs5pl | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know that you could put a loop inside a loop?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while I didn't know that.<|eost|><|sor|>Boooo { ooooo; }<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fragglet | ixmru15 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know that you could put a loop inside a loop?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while I didn't know that.<|eost|><|sor|>It took me a while until I got the joke.<|eor|><|sor|>For real?<|eor|><|sor|>Give me a break<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | ixl8n0n | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know that you could put a loop inside a loop?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while I didn't know that.<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is O(n\^2).<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the_iansanity | ixk1gqp | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know that you could put a loop inside a loop?<|eot|><|sost|>For a while I didn't know that.<|eost|><|sor|>Also true for people who crochet, your scarf is a for loop lol<|eor|><|sor|>Curious, what accent do I need to read this in for those words to sound the same?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Poza | 8ncksz | <|soss|><|sot|>That girl like a GET request<|eot|><|sost|>Great head, no body.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dooatito | dzun5j4 | <|soss|><|sot|>That girl like a GET request<|eot|><|sost|>Great head, no body.<|eost|><|sor|>Isnt that a HEAD request?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | white_nrdy | dzuocgm | <|soss|><|sot|>That girl like a GET request<|eot|><|sost|>Great head, no body.<|eost|><|sor|>Isnt that a HEAD request?<|eor|><|sor|>How do you get a programmer to give you a blowjob?
A HEAD request <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rebbit_and_birb | dzunnfh | <|soss|><|sot|>That girl like a GET request<|eot|><|sost|>Great head, no body.<|eost|><|sor|>Isnt that a HEAD request?<|eor|><|sor|>Zoop<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | happybirthdaytomei | dzv7wcb | <|soss|><|sot|>That girl like a GET request<|eot|><|sost|>Great head, no body.<|eost|><|sor|>Isnt that a HEAD request?<|eor|><|sor|>You are thinking of response
Get requests arent supposed to have a body but the response should
ElasticSearch breaks the rules though<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wallefan01 | dzvrux8 | <|soss|><|sot|>That girl like a GET request<|eot|><|sost|>Great head, no body.<|eost|><|sor|>Isnt that a HEAD request?<|eor|><|sor|>How do you get a programmer to give you a blowjob?
A HEAD request <|eor|><|sor|>username checks out I guess<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | msg45f | dzut4er | <|soss|><|sot|>That girl like a GET request<|eot|><|sost|>Great head, no body.<|eost|><|sor|>Isnt that a HEAD request?<|eor|><|sor|>Are there any other OPTIONS?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | white_nrdy | dzvrxgg | <|soss|><|sot|>That girl like a GET request<|eot|><|sost|>Great head, no body.<|eost|><|sor|>Isnt that a HEAD request?<|eor|><|sor|>How do you get a programmer to give you a blowjob?
A HEAD request <|eor|><|sor|>username checks out I guess<|eor|><|sor|>Sure? Not intended, but ok. I made this user name when I was a kid... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | clickclickonsal | 6kqn7q | <|soss|><|sot|>Computers are like air conditioners<|eot|><|sost|>they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | StarManta | djotugc | <|soss|><|sot|>Computers are like air conditioners<|eot|><|sost|>they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS.<|eost|><|sor|>Depends on the air conditioner. Many of them dont work at all without Windows.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pBlast | djpaqmc | <|soss|><|sot|>Computers are like air conditioners<|eot|><|sost|>they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS.<|eost|><|sor|>Depends on the air conditioner. Many of them dont work at all without Windows.<|eor|><|sor|>Window air-conditioners could fall out completely if you open windows.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ArcaneEyes | djpy4i9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Computers are like air conditioners<|eot|><|sost|>they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS.<|eost|><|sor|>Are computers working properly when turned off? Technically, I suppose they would<|eor|><|sor|>unit is turned off, working as intended.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PixelAgent007 | 12ckn4w | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the JS programmer cross the road?<|eot|><|sost|>undefined<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SufficientCheck9874 | jf1x5zz | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the JS programmer cross the road?<|eot|><|sost|>undefined<|eost|><|sor|>Because the other Starbucks had better wifi<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _-tyson-_ | jf23ljf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the JS programmer cross the road?<|eot|><|sost|>undefined<|eost|><|sor|>Because the other Starbucks had better wifi<|eor|><|sor|>I guess he needs another GB of node packages to complete this "hello world" youtube tutorial.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Brilliant_Year9161 | jf36zqo | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the JS programmer cross the road?<|eot|><|sost|>undefined<|eost|><|sor|>Because he hates JS and wanted to end his life<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cr125rider | jf42kz8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the JS programmer cross the road?<|eot|><|sost|>undefined<|eost|><|sor|>Because he hates JS and wanted to end his life<|eor|><|sor|>"Why did the JS developer stand in the middle of the road" lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SufficientCheck9874 | jf3qlk5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the JS programmer cross the road?<|eot|><|sost|>undefined<|eost|><|sor|>Because the other Starbucks had better wifi<|eor|><|sor|>I guess he needs another GB of node packages to complete this "hello world" youtube tutorial.<|eor|><|sor|>He's too busy publishing his own isOdd package, adding anothe... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Spiritual-Image7125 | jf24iqy | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the JS programmer cross the road?<|eot|><|sost|>undefined<|eost|><|sor|>type === undefined<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sgtyummy | jf5m7ah | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the JS programmer cross the road?<|eot|><|sost|>undefined<|eost|><|sor|>Because he promised to return<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mike_a_oc | jf6v965 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the JS programmer cross the road?<|eot|><|sost|>undefined<|eost|><|sor|>To see his NaN<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nitePhyyre | jf5pf2j | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the JS programmer cross the road?<|eot|><|sost|>undefined<|eost|><|sor|>Because the other Starbucks had better wifi<|eor|><|sor|>I guess he needs another GB of node packages to complete this "hello world" youtube tutorial.<|eor|><|sor|>He's too busy publishing his own isOdd package, adding anothe... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kjl3080 | hnr849 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the poor assembler who missed school?<|eot|><|sost|>He couldnt jump on the memory bus :(<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sirxir | fxdxs1t | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the poor assembler who missed school?<|eot|><|sost|>He couldnt jump on the memory bus :(<|eost|><|soopr|>I know i push eax with this.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm gonna have to _register_ you as a pun offender.
^yeah, ^that ^was ^pretty ^bad ^sorry<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kjl3080 | fxdhjp6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the poor assembler who missed school?<|eot|><|sost|>He couldnt jump on the memory bus :(<|eost|><|soopr|>I know i push eax with this.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IamImposter | fxegif6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the poor assembler who missed school?<|eot|><|sost|>He couldnt jump on the memory bus :(<|eost|><|soopr|>I know i push eax with this.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I'm gonna have to _register_ you as a pun offender.
^yeah, ^that ^was ^pretty ^bad ^sorry<|eor|><|sor|>Just don't accumulate them.<|eor|... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | deadcell | fxeq3j0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the poor assembler who missed school?<|eot|><|sost|>He couldnt jump on the memory bus :(<|eost|><|sor|>> poor assembler
Did you just assume their cache?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ashlit1998 | ddrqv5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I love cookie clicker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ggc7m4j7urq31.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | anyeyeball | f2n5sy0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I love cookie clicker<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ggc7m4j7urq31.png<|eol|><|sor|>I wonder if they're nested on a branch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mpnordland | aflc1i | <|soss|><|sot|>I invented an algorithm to quickly find items on my grocery list<|eot|><|sost|>It starts with baked goods and checks every aisle in the store. I call it bread first search.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
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