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ProgrammerDadJokes | white_nrdy | goissgj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they can't open Windows in outer space.<|eost|><|sor|>Doesn't the ISS like actually use Linux on their workstations? Due to the long term reliability and security?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dullbananas | goivoen | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they can't open Windows in outer space.<|eost|><|sor|>repost<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | UsablePizza | gojpem1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they can't open Windows in outer space.<|eost|><|sor|>repost<|eor|><|sor|>Literally like a couple of weeks ago, Must have made the rounds through twitter, fb, linked in etc and all the way back here.
And of course Chinese whispers a little bit, because I ... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | lfj5vm | <|soss|><|sot|>I try to use Linux but it still has issues:<|eot|><|sost|>for example /etc/issue<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | onthefence928 | gmngezo | <|soss|><|sot|>I try to use Linux but it still has issues:<|eot|><|sost|>for example /etc/issue<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>real dad joke is always in the comments?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dewakaputo | gmpfi4k | <|soss|><|sot|>I try to use Linux but it still has issues:<|eot|><|sost|>for example /etc/issue<|eost|><|sor|>Try:
sudo rm /etc/issue
In case it doesn't work:
sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
No files, no issues.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tildedash | icp5al | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you call an advanced git user ?<|eot|><|sost|>A rebase master<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | daviddostal | g242zuu | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you call an advanced git user ?<|eot|><|sost|>A rebase master<|eost|><|sor|>The force needs to be strong for this one, or the push will fail.<|eor|><|sor|>All your rebase are belong to us.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RootHouston | g246v4f | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you call an advanced git user ?<|eot|><|sost|>A rebase master<|eost|><|sor|>The force needs to be strong for this one, or the push will fail.<|eor|><|sor|>All your rebase are belong to us.<|eor|><|sor|>Love how this one is still referenced after all these years.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Delta-9- | g25arnr | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you call an advanced git user ?<|eot|><|sost|>A rebase master<|eost|><|sor|>Why do developers smell nice?
They know how to git clean.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | deepBlueCheese | f431as | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the javascript function sit around and do nothing at all?<|eot|><|sost|>It was still waiting for its calling<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | b_rad_c | fhnyxt0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the javascript function sit around and do nothing at all?<|eot|><|sost|>It was still waiting for its calling<|eost|><|sor|>In all seriousness, this, is probably the problem.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Zoccihedron | fhp7wfl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the javascript function sit around and do nothing at all?<|eot|><|sost|>It was still waiting for its calling<|eost|><|sor|>In all seriousness, this, is probably the problem.<|eor|><|sor|>Was just my problem 5 minutes ago. I had an immediately invoked function expression, but I forgot the parenthe... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Daniel15 | fhpk481 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the javascript function sit around and do nothing at all?<|eot|><|sost|>It was still waiting for its calling<|eost|><|sor|>In all seriousness, this, is probably the problem.<|eor|><|sor|>Was just my problem 5 minutes ago. I had an immediately invoked function expression, but I forgot the parenthe... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Matias_37 | fhok45s | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the javascript function sit around and do nothing at all?<|eot|><|sost|>It was still waiting for its calling<|eost|><|sor|>It was never called.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | XTornado | fhp7xju | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the javascript function sit around and do nothing at all?<|eot|><|sost|>It was still waiting for its calling<|eost|><|sor|>Cause of a broken promise.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rexogamer | e4jfgr | <|soss|><|sot|>What Python package doesnt feel pain?<|eot|><|sost|>numpy<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dullbananas | f9edimp | <|soss|><|sot|>What Python package doesnt feel pain?<|eot|><|sost|>numpy<|eost|><|sor|>i dont get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dullbananas | f9ewxj5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What Python package doesnt feel pain?<|eot|><|sost|>numpy<|eost|><|sor|>i dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe it's funny cause numpy rhymes with lumpy?<|eor|><|sor|>how does that relate to pain<|eor|><|sor|>I kid, cause I'm not a python Dev.
I assume it's supposed to be pronounced num-pie<|eor|><|sor|>oh i ge... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mastocles | f9c6x2n | <|soss|><|sot|>What Python package doesnt feel pain?<|eot|><|sost|>numpy<|eost|><|sor|>No need to get into a _func_tools about it...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sfs897 | f9fn9b3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What Python package doesnt feel pain?<|eot|><|sost|>numpy<|eost|><|sor|>i dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>Numpy sounds like numb-py. If it's numb, it won't feel pain.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JohnnyCincoCero | f9e276k | <|soss|><|sot|>What Python package doesnt feel pain?<|eot|><|sost|>numpy<|eost|><|sor|>Wow.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jumja | c732nz | <|soss|><|sot|>[META] Why did the programmer hit the percentage key so often?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there was need for extra mods!
/u/thejacob5, /u/iSaithh and the undersigned /u/jumja have been added as moderators of /r/ProgrammerDadJokes. From now on the subreddit will be more closely moderated, which mostly means w... | 184 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | cheesyvictory | escuck6 | <|soss|><|sot|>[META] Why did the programmer hit the percentage key so often?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there was need for extra mods!
/u/thejacob5, /u/iSaithh and the undersigned /u/jumja have been added as moderators of /r/ProgrammerDadJokes. From now on the subreddit will be more closely moderated, which mostly means w... | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jumja | escuvd6 | <|soss|><|sot|>[META] Why did the programmer hit the percentage key so often?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there was need for extra mods!
/u/thejacob5, /u/iSaithh and the undersigned /u/jumja have been added as moderators of /r/ProgrammerDadJokes. From now on the subreddit will be more closely moderated, which mostly means w... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | heisluft | esczv7u | <|soss|><|sot|>[META] Why did the programmer hit the percentage key so often?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there was need for extra mods!
/u/thejacob5, /u/iSaithh and the undersigned /u/jumja have been added as moderators of /r/ProgrammerDadJokes. From now on the subreddit will be more closely moderated, which mostly means w... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Leappard | esdylzh | <|soss|><|sot|>[META] Why did the programmer hit the percentage key so often?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there was need for extra mods!
/u/thejacob5, /u/iSaithh and the undersigned /u/jumja have been added as moderators of /r/ProgrammerDadJokes. From now on the subreddit will be more closely moderated, which mostly means w... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNoahbearZone | 6qhadm | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that solves 9x9 matrices of numbers that can only be run by an administrator<|eot|><|sost|>I call it ku<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SpinahVieh | dkxewdr | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that solves 9x9 matrices of numbers that can only be run by an administrator<|eot|><|sost|>I call it ku<|eost|><|sor|>6 years ago, [someone already made this](https://github.com/jankeromnes/ku)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNoahbearZone | dkxex9r | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that solves 9x9 matrices of numbers that can only be run by an administrator<|eot|><|sost|>I call it ku<|eost|><|sor|>6 years ago, [someone already made this](https://github.com/jankeromnes/ku)<|eor|><|soopr|>Wow, they actually did it. I was just making a joke<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftex... | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nathodood | dkxhhed | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that solves 9x9 matrices of numbers that can only be run by an administrator<|eot|><|sost|>I call it ku<|eost|><|sor|>6 years ago, [someone already made this](https://github.com/jankeromnes/ku)<|eor|><|sor|>I made a post on r/jokes relating to that awhile back:
What is a Linux user's f... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Miniwoffer | dkxc9m1 | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that solves 9x9 matrices of numbers that can only be run by an administrator<|eot|><|sost|>I call it ku<|eost|><|sor|>Today we have been so lucky as to witnessed one of humanities greatest achievements.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KeaPatera | dkyfyh4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that solves 9x9 matrices of numbers that can only be run by an administrator<|eot|><|sost|>I call it ku<|eost|><|sor|>Ahahhaahha I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Oh oh Sudo Ku ok nevermind nothing to see here<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheBlackCat13 | 12imv6t | <|soss|><|sot|>The FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list<|eot|><|sost|>They are definitely plotting something<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | datvm | jfu9ao4 | <|soss|><|sot|>The FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list<|eot|><|sost|>They are definitely plotting something<|eost|><|sor|>Some remnants of the _axis_ power maybe? This theory _tracks_ though admittedly it sounds kinda _hyperbolic_.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | jfuzwnh | <|soss|><|sot|>The FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list<|eot|><|sost|>They are definitely plotting something<|eost|><|sor|>I hear theyre closing in on public enemy #0<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | jfwhqzf | <|soss|><|sot|>The FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list<|eot|><|sost|>They are definitely plotting something<|eost|><|sor|>Some remnants of the _axis_ power maybe? This theory _tracks_ though admittedly it sounds kinda _hyperbolic_.<|eor|><|sor|>Your conspiracy theories are tangential to this conversati... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | -Tilde | jfvsrro | <|soss|><|sot|>The FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list<|eot|><|sost|>They are definitely plotting something<|eost|><|sor|>Some remnants of the _axis_ power maybe? This theory _tracks_ though admittedly it sounds kinda _hyperbolic_.<|eor|><|sor|>Ummmm
There are a *number* of suspects theyre *adding* to... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rolls20s | jfx7j7u | <|soss|><|sot|>The FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list<|eot|><|sost|>They are definitely plotting something<|eost|><|sor|>Some remnants of the _axis_ power maybe? This theory _tracks_ though admittedly it sounds kinda _hyperbolic_.<|eor|><|sor|>You make good *points*, but don't be *mean*.<|eor|><|eoss|... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | zvyuue | <|soss|><|sot|>They made a German film about the startup sequence of the earliest MS operating systems<|eot|><|sost|>DOS Boot<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | markjbutler | j1rz3jg | <|soss|><|sot|>They made a German film about the startup sequence of the earliest MS operating systems<|eot|><|sost|>DOS Boot<|eost|><|sor|>That is disgusting. Well done.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | j1sg4n7 | <|soss|><|sot|>They made a German film about the startup sequence of the earliest MS operating systems<|eot|><|sost|>DOS Boot<|eost|><|sor|>The film starts off BASIC, but the ending is pretty Altair.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | j1s18v9 | <|soss|><|sot|>They made a German film about the startup sequence of the earliest MS operating systems<|eot|><|sost|>DOS Boot<|eost|><|sor|>That is disgusting. Well done.<|eor|><|soopr|>/me bows<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sdebeli | j1tbu9l | <|soss|><|sot|>They made a German film about the startup sequence of the earliest MS operating systems<|eot|><|sost|>DOS Boot<|eost|><|sor|>My neck hurts from how horrible a pun that was.
Excellent work, two thumbs up!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | j1s86hz | <|soss|><|sot|>They made a German film about the startup sequence of the earliest MS operating systems<|eot|><|sost|>DOS Boot<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>LOL, yw<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | zhqsmh | <|soss|><|sot|>How much do C programmers love manual memory management?<|eot|><|sost|>Heaps.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | iznqr3q | <|soss|><|sot|>How much do C programmers love manual memory management?<|eot|><|sost|>Heaps.<|eost|><|sor|>It makes them truly feel free()<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ctr2010 | iznpjil | <|soss|><|sot|>How much do C programmers love manual memory management?<|eot|><|sost|>Heaps.<|eost|><|sor|>Just a bit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | manrussell | izouhvc | <|soss|><|sot|>How much do C programmers love manual memory management?<|eot|><|sost|>Heaps.<|eost|><|sor|>The rest of us focus on the business logic of what we are trying to solve.<|eor|><|sor|>N.B. lots of people here throw shade at python, so I'm just returning the favor. I'm not interested in an argument.<|eor|><|s... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | manrussell | izoqtry | <|soss|><|sot|>How much do C programmers love manual memory management?<|eot|><|sost|>Heaps.<|eost|><|sor|>The rest of us focus on the business logic of what we are trying to solve.<|eor|><|sor|>N.B. lots of people here throw shade at python, so I'm just returning the favor. I'm not interested in an argument.<|eor|><|s... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | pjirtc | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about that Intel engineer who experimented with drugs?<|eot|><|sost|>He started seeing spectres and had a meltdown.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AnomalousAlex | hbx6icc | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about that Intel engineer who experimented with drugs?<|eot|><|sost|>He started seeing spectres and had a meltdown.<|eost|><|sor|>Resulting in heartbleed, no doubt.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Eilifein | hbx74wl | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about that Intel engineer who experimented with drugs?<|eot|><|sost|>He started seeing spectres and had a meltdown.<|eost|><|sor|>Nah, he was the one in charge of naming CPUs.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KraZhtest | hbx7ydn | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about that Intel engineer who experimented with drugs?<|eot|><|sost|>He started seeing spectres and had a meltdown.<|eost|><|sor|>He created the Management engine while high on meth for 6 days, in 2008, by invoking 2PAC and Whitney Houston with a pentagram and the blood of 3 goats.
https:/... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hc0hsxj | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about that Intel engineer who experimented with drugs?<|eot|><|sost|>He started seeing spectres and had a meltdown.<|eost|><|sor|>Resulting in heartbleed, no doubt.<|eor|><|soopr|>Makes you wanna cry.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gtsol | i8dhhd | <|soss|><|sot|>Roses are red<|eot|><|sost|>Violets are blue
Unexpected '{'
on line 32<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MelvinReggy | g17v20j | <|soss|><|sot|>Roses are red<|eot|><|sost|>Violets are blue
Unexpected '{'
on line 32<|eost|><|sor|>If you want to get line breaks to work,
put two spaces
at the end of the line. Reddit is
weird like that.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BertRenolds | g182ij2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Roses are red<|eot|><|sost|>Violets are blue
Unexpected '{'
on line 32<|eost|><|sor|>If you want to get line breaks to work,
put two spaces
at the end of the line. Reddit is
weird like that.<|eor|><|sor|>It's called markdown and it's not weird. I think since you are in this sub you shou... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MelvinReggy | g19ivch | <|soss|><|sot|>Roses are red<|eot|><|sost|>Violets are blue
Unexpected '{'
on line 32<|eost|><|sor|>If you want to get line breaks to work,
put two spaces
at the end of the line. Reddit is
weird like that.<|eor|><|sor|>It's called markdown and it's not weird. I think since you are in this sub you shou... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aderthedasher | g17y2ay | <|soss|><|sot|>Roses are red<|eot|><|sost|>Violets are blue
Unexpected '{'
on line 32<|eost|><|sor|>If you want to get line breaks to work,
put two spaces
at the end of the line. Reddit is
weird like that.<|eor|><|sor|>It's called markdown and it's not weird. I think since you are in this sub you shou... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | i47 | ej9isp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldnt the programmer commit to returning a book to his closest library?<|eot|><|sost|>It was checked out from another branch<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reddye40 | fcz4lfb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldnt the programmer commit to returning a book to his closest library?<|eot|><|sost|>It was checked out from another branch<|eost|><|sor|>Lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Maimonides_vii | dgh6k3 | <|soss|><|sot|>[HELP] I'm trying to write a script to make four separate requests to a REST API immediately upon setting an environment variable, and I want this to run automatically so I don't have to think about it.<|eot|><|sost|>Basically, I want to SET it and 4 GET it.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | weaponizedLego | f3bob5g | <|soss|><|sot|>[HELP] I'm trying to write a script to make four separate requests to a REST API immediately upon setting an environment variable, and I want this to run automatically so I don't have to think about it.<|eot|><|sost|>Basically, I want to SET it and 4 GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>I was half way to explaining thi... | 69 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | weaponizedLego | f3brmzi | <|soss|><|sot|>[HELP] I'm trying to write a script to make four separate requests to a REST API immediately upon setting an environment variable, and I want this to run automatically so I don't have to think about it.<|eot|><|sost|>Basically, I want to SET it and 4 GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>I was half way to explaining thi... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Shiny-Jolteon | f3bqkwp | <|soss|><|sot|>[HELP] I'm trying to write a script to make four separate requests to a REST API immediately upon setting an environment variable, and I want this to run automatically so I don't have to think about it.<|eot|><|sost|>Basically, I want to SET it and 4 GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>I was half way to explaining thi... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SageThisAndSageThat | f3c0mrp | <|soss|><|sot|>[HELP] I'm trying to write a script to make four separate requests to a REST API immediately upon setting an environment variable, and I want this to run automatically so I don't have to think about it.<|eot|><|sost|>Basically, I want to SET it and 4 GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh that joke man... are you TIRE... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SageThisAndSageThat | f3d7hyx | <|soss|><|sot|>[HELP] I'm trying to write a script to make four separate requests to a REST API immediately upon setting an environment variable, and I want this to run automatically so I don't have to think about it.<|eot|><|sost|>Basically, I want to SET it and 4 GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh that joke man... are you TIRE... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kalibabka | d6tv5q | <|soss|><|sot|>Python dev 1: Hey amateur, that function you added last-minute threw an error during the demo!<|eot|><|sost|>Python dev 2: oH rEaLlY? I did not indent to get you in trouble...<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Flyberius | f0vl7hc | <|soss|><|sot|>Python dev 1: Hey amateur, that function you added last-minute threw an error during the demo!<|eot|><|sost|>Python dev 2: oH rEaLlY? I did not indent to get you in trouble...<|eost|><|sor|>This "joke" has made me angry.
Well done OP. You've crafted something staggeringly terrible.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endo... | 56 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kalibabka | f0vm3xp | <|soss|><|sot|>Python dev 1: Hey amateur, that function you added last-minute threw an error during the demo!<|eot|><|sost|>Python dev 2: oH rEaLlY? I did not indent to get you in trouble...<|eost|><|sor|>This "joke" has made me angry.
Well done OP. You've crafted something staggeringly terrible.<|eor|><|soopr|>You a... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Phlimy | f0wiflp | <|soss|><|sot|>Python dev 1: Hey amateur, that function you added last-minute threw an error during the demo!<|eot|><|sost|>Python dev 2: oH rEaLlY? I did not indent to get you in trouble...<|eost|><|sor|>As someone who doesn't know python, please explain?<|eor|><|sor|>My bet is this is to do with the fact that Python ... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | f0wvedx | <|soss|><|sot|>Python dev 1: Hey amateur, that function you added last-minute threw an error during the demo!<|eot|><|sost|>Python dev 2: oH rEaLlY? I did not indent to get you in trouble...<|eost|><|sor|>I can't keep tabs on all of these programming language jokes. Can someone help me indentify the joke?<|eor|><|sor|>... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NiemandWirklich | f0vpo8c | <|soss|><|sot|>Python dev 1: Hey amateur, that function you added last-minute threw an error during the demo!<|eot|><|sost|>Python dev 2: oH rEaLlY? I did not indent to get you in trouble...<|eost|><|sor|>I had waaay too long to get it, but once I got it... Well done, OP, intentions achieved<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wallaba4 | 9lmzpx | <|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...someone tells you to take a break and you ask "out of which loop?".<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | itspedruu | e77z5ae | <|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...someone tells you to take a break and you ask "out of which loop?".<|eost|><|sor|>Okay the if statement has a parameter but what does it do?<|eor|><|sor|>person.programmer = true<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ApostleO | e7818z3 | <|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...someone tells you to take a break and you ask "out of which loop?".<|eost|><|sor|>Okay the if statement has a parameter but what does it do?<|eor|><|sor|>person.programmer = true<|eor|><|sor|>Perfectly valid in Python to swap the usual order of conditional... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | e78awpq | <|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...someone tells you to take a break and you ask "out of which loop?".<|eost|><|sor|>Okay the if statement has a parameter but what does it do?<|eor|><|sor|>person.programmer = true<|eor|><|sor|>Perfectly valid in Python to swap the usual order of conditional... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | frontsign_mike | 79agvi | <|soss|><|sot|>Unhandled exceptions...<|eot|><|sost|>It has been NaN days since our last divide-by-zero related incident.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xzt123 | dp4euut | <|soss|><|sot|>Unhandled exceptions...<|eot|><|sost|>It has been NaN days since our last divide-by-zero related incident.<|eost|><|sor|>But seriously, why would you need to do division to calculate the number of days?<|eor|><|sor|> function printTimeSinceLastIncident(int daysSinceLastIncident) {
int daysInMont... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Glut_des_Hasses | dp1u6m9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Unhandled exceptions...<|eot|><|sost|>It has been NaN days since our last divide-by-zero related incident.<|eost|><|sor|>But seriously, why would you need to do division to calculate the number of days?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | qzb567 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which rock band has songs about operating system documentation?<|eot|><|sost|>Red Hat Chili Papers<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hlm6ah9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which rock band has songs about operating system documentation?<|eot|><|sost|>Red Hat Chili Papers<|eost|><|sor|>They also support open source, because they just give it away give it away give it away now.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neoKushan | hlnbj3v | <|soss|><|sot|>Which rock band has songs about operating system documentation?<|eot|><|sost|>Red Hat Chili Papers<|eost|><|sor|>Depends on the operating system. If it's Windows, then the answer is _Rage against the machine_.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShinraSan | hlm7zpn | <|soss|><|sot|>Which rock band has songs about operating system documentation?<|eot|><|sost|>Red Hat Chili Papers<|eost|><|sor|>You know they're programmers because when they find a bug they *can't stop*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | qtnp5h | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | americk0 | hklsamf | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>Ha, great delivery. I like how the joke was cast<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DontForgetWilson | hklmvui | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>Good core joke, but I'm not sure about the cast angle.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thomasbrakeline | hkl935c | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>is (programmer\*) a pointer?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Breadhook | hkoq5nx | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>Good core joke, but I'm not sure about the cast angle.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a pun. Cast a hex, i.e. cast a spell.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hklaloe | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>is (programmer\*) a pointer?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | hknvvig | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>Love this, it works on multiple levels. At first glance you miss the "hex to cast" bit.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | hkm48sw | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>https://dilbert.com/strip/2003-06-19<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ventuspilot | hkmpueg | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>Hahah
(ShinraSan*) 0xDEAD
(I'm sorry)<|eor|><|sor|>They probably ate some 0xBAADF00D (not sorry)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | hkmvthj | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>Hahah
(ShinraSan*) 0xDEAD
(I'm sorry)<|eor|><|sor|>They probably ate some 0xBAADF00D (not sorry)<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer IBMs favorite number, 0xDEADBEEF.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_number_(progra... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShinraSan | hklnz2y | <|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>Hahah
(ShinraSan*) 0xDEAD
(I'm sorry)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | xr8wm7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I've written a melodramatic musical about sending XML over HTTP<|eot|><|sost|>It's a SOAP opera.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chinese_snow | iqdixau | <|soss|><|sot|>I've written a melodramatic musical about sending XML over HTTP<|eot|><|sost|>It's a SOAP opera.<|eost|><|sor|>Count me inteRESTed<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | iqdu7yw | <|soss|><|sot|>I've written a melodramatic musical about sending XML over HTTP<|eot|><|sost|>It's a SOAP opera.<|eost|><|sor|>Bravo!
[Opera](https://www.opera.com).<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bahweepgranah | iqg2l2h | <|soss|><|sot|>I've written a melodramatic musical about sending XML over HTTP<|eot|><|sost|>It's a SOAP opera.<|eost|><|sor|>I am the very model of a modern major document<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
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