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ProgrammerDadJokes
white_nrdy
goissgj
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they can't open Windows in outer space.<|eost|><|sor|>Doesn't the ISS like actually use Linux on their workstations? Due to the long term reliability and security?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
dullbananas
goivoen
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they can't open Windows in outer space.<|eost|><|sor|>repost<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
UsablePizza
gojpem1
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do astronauts use Linux?<|eot|><|sost|>Cause they can't open Windows in outer space.<|eost|><|sor|>repost<|eor|><|sor|>Literally like a couple of weeks ago, Must have made the rounds through twitter, fb, linked in etc and all the way back here. And of course Chinese whispers a little bit, because I ...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
danielsoft1
lfj5vm
<|soss|><|sot|>I try to use Linux but it still has issues:<|eot|><|sost|>for example /etc/issue<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
185
ProgrammerDadJokes
onthefence928
gmngezo
<|soss|><|sot|>I try to use Linux but it still has issues:<|eot|><|sost|>for example /etc/issue<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>real dad joke is always in the comments?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
dewakaputo
gmpfi4k
<|soss|><|sot|>I try to use Linux but it still has issues:<|eot|><|sost|>for example /etc/issue<|eost|><|sor|>Try: sudo rm /etc/issue In case it doesn't work: sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / No files, no issues.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
tildedash
icp5al
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you call an advanced git user ?<|eot|><|sost|>A rebase master<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
188
ProgrammerDadJokes
daviddostal
g242zuu
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you call an advanced git user ?<|eot|><|sost|>A rebase master<|eost|><|sor|>The force needs to be strong for this one, or the push will fail.<|eor|><|sor|>All your rebase are belong to us.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
RootHouston
g246v4f
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you call an advanced git user ?<|eot|><|sost|>A rebase master<|eost|><|sor|>The force needs to be strong for this one, or the push will fail.<|eor|><|sor|>All your rebase are belong to us.<|eor|><|sor|>Love how this one is still referenced after all these years.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Delta-9-
g25arnr
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you call an advanced git user ?<|eot|><|sost|>A rebase master<|eost|><|sor|>Why do developers smell nice? They know how to git clean.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
deepBlueCheese
f431as
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the javascript function sit around and do nothing at all?<|eot|><|sost|>It was still waiting for its calling<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
b_rad_c
fhnyxt0
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the javascript function sit around and do nothing at all?<|eot|><|sost|>It was still waiting for its calling<|eost|><|sor|>In all seriousness, this, is probably the problem.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Zoccihedron
fhp7wfl
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the javascript function sit around and do nothing at all?<|eot|><|sost|>It was still waiting for its calling<|eost|><|sor|>In all seriousness, this, is probably the problem.<|eor|><|sor|>Was just my problem 5 minutes ago. I had an immediately invoked function expression, but I forgot the parenthe...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Daniel15
fhpk481
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the javascript function sit around and do nothing at all?<|eot|><|sost|>It was still waiting for its calling<|eost|><|sor|>In all seriousness, this, is probably the problem.<|eor|><|sor|>Was just my problem 5 minutes ago. I had an immediately invoked function expression, but I forgot the parenthe...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Matias_37
fhok45s
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the javascript function sit around and do nothing at all?<|eot|><|sost|>It was still waiting for its calling<|eost|><|sor|>It was never called.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
XTornado
fhp7xju
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the javascript function sit around and do nothing at all?<|eot|><|sost|>It was still waiting for its calling<|eost|><|sor|>Cause of a broken promise.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Rexogamer
e4jfgr
<|soss|><|sot|>What Python package doesnt feel pain?<|eot|><|sost|>numpy<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
dullbananas
f9edimp
<|soss|><|sot|>What Python package doesnt feel pain?<|eot|><|sost|>numpy<|eost|><|sor|>i dont get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
dullbananas
f9ewxj5
<|soss|><|sot|>What Python package doesnt feel pain?<|eot|><|sost|>numpy<|eost|><|sor|>i dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe it's funny cause numpy rhymes with lumpy?<|eor|><|sor|>how does that relate to pain<|eor|><|sor|>I kid, cause I'm not a python Dev. I assume it's supposed to be pronounced num-pie<|eor|><|sor|>oh i ge...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
mastocles
f9c6x2n
<|soss|><|sot|>What Python package doesnt feel pain?<|eot|><|sost|>numpy<|eost|><|sor|>No need to get into a _func_tools about it...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
sfs897
f9fn9b3
<|soss|><|sot|>What Python package doesnt feel pain?<|eot|><|sost|>numpy<|eost|><|sor|>i dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>Numpy sounds like numb-py. If it's numb, it won't feel pain.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
JohnnyCincoCero
f9e276k
<|soss|><|sot|>What Python package doesnt feel pain?<|eot|><|sost|>numpy<|eost|><|sor|>Wow.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jumja
c732nz
<|soss|><|sot|>[META] Why did the programmer hit the percentage key so often?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there was need for extra mods! /u/thejacob5, /u/iSaithh and the undersigned /u/jumja have been added as moderators of /r/ProgrammerDadJokes. From now on the subreddit will be more closely moderated, which mostly means w...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
cheesyvictory
escuck6
<|soss|><|sot|>[META] Why did the programmer hit the percentage key so often?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there was need for extra mods! /u/thejacob5, /u/iSaithh and the undersigned /u/jumja have been added as moderators of /r/ProgrammerDadJokes. From now on the subreddit will be more closely moderated, which mostly means w...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
jumja
escuvd6
<|soss|><|sot|>[META] Why did the programmer hit the percentage key so often?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there was need for extra mods! /u/thejacob5, /u/iSaithh and the undersigned /u/jumja have been added as moderators of /r/ProgrammerDadJokes. From now on the subreddit will be more closely moderated, which mostly means w...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
heisluft
esczv7u
<|soss|><|sot|>[META] Why did the programmer hit the percentage key so often?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there was need for extra mods! /u/thejacob5, /u/iSaithh and the undersigned /u/jumja have been added as moderators of /r/ProgrammerDadJokes. From now on the subreddit will be more closely moderated, which mostly means w...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Leappard
esdylzh
<|soss|><|sot|>[META] Why did the programmer hit the percentage key so often?<|eot|><|sost|>Because there was need for extra mods! /u/thejacob5, /u/iSaithh and the undersigned /u/jumja have been added as moderators of /r/ProgrammerDadJokes. From now on the subreddit will be more closely moderated, which mostly means w...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TheNoahbearZone
6qhadm
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that solves 9x9 matrices of numbers that can only be run by an administrator<|eot|><|sost|>I call it ku<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
SpinahVieh
dkxewdr
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that solves 9x9 matrices of numbers that can only be run by an administrator<|eot|><|sost|>I call it ku<|eost|><|sor|>6 years ago, [someone already made this](https://github.com/jankeromnes/ku)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TheNoahbearZone
dkxex9r
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that solves 9x9 matrices of numbers that can only be run by an administrator<|eot|><|sost|>I call it ku<|eost|><|sor|>6 years ago, [someone already made this](https://github.com/jankeromnes/ku)<|eor|><|soopr|>Wow, they actually did it. I was just making a joke<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftex...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
nathodood
dkxhhed
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that solves 9x9 matrices of numbers that can only be run by an administrator<|eot|><|sost|>I call it ku<|eost|><|sor|>6 years ago, [someone already made this](https://github.com/jankeromnes/ku)<|eor|><|sor|>I made a post on r/jokes relating to that awhile back: What is a Linux user's f...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Miniwoffer
dkxc9m1
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that solves 9x9 matrices of numbers that can only be run by an administrator<|eot|><|sost|>I call it ku<|eost|><|sor|>Today we have been so lucky as to witnessed one of humanities greatest achievements.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
KeaPatera
dkyfyh4
<|soss|><|sot|>I wrote a program that solves 9x9 matrices of numbers that can only be run by an administrator<|eot|><|sost|>I call it ku<|eost|><|sor|>Ahahhaahha I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Oh oh Sudo Ku ok nevermind nothing to see here<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TheBlackCat13
12imv6t
<|soss|><|sot|>The FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list<|eot|><|sost|>They are definitely plotting something<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
185
ProgrammerDadJokes
datvm
jfu9ao4
<|soss|><|sot|>The FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list<|eot|><|sost|>They are definitely plotting something<|eost|><|sor|>Some remnants of the _axis_ power maybe? This theory _tracks_ though admittedly it sounds kinda _hyperbolic_.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
jfuzwnh
<|soss|><|sot|>The FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list<|eot|><|sost|>They are definitely plotting something<|eost|><|sor|>I hear theyre closing in on public enemy #0<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Entire-Database1679
jfwhqzf
<|soss|><|sot|>The FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list<|eot|><|sost|>They are definitely plotting something<|eost|><|sor|>Some remnants of the _axis_ power maybe? This theory _tracks_ though admittedly it sounds kinda _hyperbolic_.<|eor|><|sor|>Your conspiracy theories are tangential to this conversati...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
-Tilde
jfvsrro
<|soss|><|sot|>The FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list<|eot|><|sost|>They are definitely plotting something<|eost|><|sor|>Some remnants of the _axis_ power maybe? This theory _tracks_ though admittedly it sounds kinda _hyperbolic_.<|eor|><|sor|>Ummmm There are a *number* of suspects theyre *adding* to...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
rolls20s
jfx7j7u
<|soss|><|sot|>The FBI recently put data scientists on their watch list<|eot|><|sost|>They are definitely plotting something<|eost|><|sor|>Some remnants of the _axis_ power maybe? This theory _tracks_ though admittedly it sounds kinda _hyperbolic_.<|eor|><|sor|>You make good *points*, but don't be *mean*.<|eor|><|eoss|...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DABarkspawn
zvyuue
<|soss|><|sot|>They made a German film about the startup sequence of the earliest MS operating systems<|eot|><|sost|>DOS Boot<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
183
ProgrammerDadJokes
markjbutler
j1rz3jg
<|soss|><|sot|>They made a German film about the startup sequence of the earliest MS operating systems<|eot|><|sost|>DOS Boot<|eost|><|sor|>That is disgusting. Well done.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
j1sg4n7
<|soss|><|sot|>They made a German film about the startup sequence of the earliest MS operating systems<|eot|><|sost|>DOS Boot<|eost|><|sor|>The film starts off BASIC, but the ending is pretty Altair.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DABarkspawn
j1s18v9
<|soss|><|sot|>They made a German film about the startup sequence of the earliest MS operating systems<|eot|><|sost|>DOS Boot<|eost|><|sor|>That is disgusting. Well done.<|eor|><|soopr|>/me bows<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
sdebeli
j1tbu9l
<|soss|><|sot|>They made a German film about the startup sequence of the earliest MS operating systems<|eot|><|sost|>DOS Boot<|eost|><|sor|>My neck hurts from how horrible a pun that was. Excellent work, two thumbs up!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DABarkspawn
j1s86hz
<|soss|><|sot|>They made a German film about the startup sequence of the earliest MS operating systems<|eot|><|sost|>DOS Boot<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>LOL, yw<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
zhqsmh
<|soss|><|sot|>How much do C programmers love manual memory management?<|eot|><|sost|>Heaps.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
187
ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
iznqr3q
<|soss|><|sot|>How much do C programmers love manual memory management?<|eot|><|sost|>Heaps.<|eost|><|sor|>It makes them truly feel free()<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ctr2010
iznpjil
<|soss|><|sot|>How much do C programmers love manual memory management?<|eot|><|sost|>Heaps.<|eost|><|sor|>Just a bit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
manrussell
izouhvc
<|soss|><|sot|>How much do C programmers love manual memory management?<|eot|><|sost|>Heaps.<|eost|><|sor|>The rest of us focus on the business logic of what we are trying to solve.<|eor|><|sor|>N.B. lots of people here throw shade at python, so I'm just returning the favor. I'm not interested in an argument.<|eor|><|s...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
manrussell
izoqtry
<|soss|><|sot|>How much do C programmers love manual memory management?<|eot|><|sost|>Heaps.<|eost|><|sor|>The rest of us focus on the business logic of what we are trying to solve.<|eor|><|sor|>N.B. lots of people here throw shade at python, so I'm just returning the favor. I'm not interested in an argument.<|eor|><|s...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
pjirtc
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about that Intel engineer who experimented with drugs?<|eot|><|sost|>He started seeing spectres and had a meltdown.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
AnomalousAlex
hbx6icc
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about that Intel engineer who experimented with drugs?<|eot|><|sost|>He started seeing spectres and had a meltdown.<|eost|><|sor|>Resulting in heartbleed, no doubt.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Eilifein
hbx74wl
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about that Intel engineer who experimented with drugs?<|eot|><|sost|>He started seeing spectres and had a meltdown.<|eost|><|sor|>Nah, he was the one in charge of naming CPUs.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
KraZhtest
hbx7ydn
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about that Intel engineer who experimented with drugs?<|eot|><|sost|>He started seeing spectres and had a meltdown.<|eost|><|sor|>He created the Management engine while high on meth for 6 days, in 2008, by invoking 2PAC and Whitney Houston with a pentagram and the blood of 3 goats. https:/...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
hc0hsxj
<|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about that Intel engineer who experimented with drugs?<|eot|><|sost|>He started seeing spectres and had a meltdown.<|eost|><|sor|>Resulting in heartbleed, no doubt.<|eor|><|soopr|>Makes you wanna cry.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
gtsol
i8dhhd
<|soss|><|sot|>Roses are red<|eot|><|sost|>Violets are blue Unexpected '{' on line 32<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
MelvinReggy
g17v20j
<|soss|><|sot|>Roses are red<|eot|><|sost|>Violets are blue Unexpected '{' on line 32<|eost|><|sor|>If you want to get line breaks to work, put two spaces at the end of the line. Reddit is weird like that.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
BertRenolds
g182ij2
<|soss|><|sot|>Roses are red<|eot|><|sost|>Violets are blue Unexpected '{' on line 32<|eost|><|sor|>If you want to get line breaks to work, put two spaces at the end of the line. Reddit is weird like that.<|eor|><|sor|>It's called markdown and it's not weird. I think since you are in this sub you shou...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
MelvinReggy
g19ivch
<|soss|><|sot|>Roses are red<|eot|><|sost|>Violets are blue Unexpected '{' on line 32<|eost|><|sor|>If you want to get line breaks to work, put two spaces at the end of the line. Reddit is weird like that.<|eor|><|sor|>It's called markdown and it's not weird. I think since you are in this sub you shou...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
aderthedasher
g17y2ay
<|soss|><|sot|>Roses are red<|eot|><|sost|>Violets are blue Unexpected '{' on line 32<|eost|><|sor|>If you want to get line breaks to work, put two spaces at the end of the line. Reddit is weird like that.<|eor|><|sor|>It's called markdown and it's not weird. I think since you are in this sub you shou...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
i47
ej9isp
<|soss|><|sot|>Why couldnt the programmer commit to returning a book to his closest library?<|eot|><|sost|>It was checked out from another branch<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
reddye40
fcz4lfb
<|soss|><|sot|>Why couldnt the programmer commit to returning a book to his closest library?<|eot|><|sost|>It was checked out from another branch<|eost|><|sor|>Lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Maimonides_vii
dgh6k3
<|soss|><|sot|>[HELP] I'm trying to write a script to make four separate requests to a REST API immediately upon setting an environment variable, and I want this to run automatically so I don't have to think about it.<|eot|><|sost|>Basically, I want to SET it and 4 GET it.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
weaponizedLego
f3bob5g
<|soss|><|sot|>[HELP] I'm trying to write a script to make four separate requests to a REST API immediately upon setting an environment variable, and I want this to run automatically so I don't have to think about it.<|eot|><|sost|>Basically, I want to SET it and 4 GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>I was half way to explaining thi...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
weaponizedLego
f3brmzi
<|soss|><|sot|>[HELP] I'm trying to write a script to make four separate requests to a REST API immediately upon setting an environment variable, and I want this to run automatically so I don't have to think about it.<|eot|><|sost|>Basically, I want to SET it and 4 GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>I was half way to explaining thi...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Shiny-Jolteon
f3bqkwp
<|soss|><|sot|>[HELP] I'm trying to write a script to make four separate requests to a REST API immediately upon setting an environment variable, and I want this to run automatically so I don't have to think about it.<|eot|><|sost|>Basically, I want to SET it and 4 GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>I was half way to explaining thi...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
SageThisAndSageThat
f3c0mrp
<|soss|><|sot|>[HELP] I'm trying to write a script to make four separate requests to a REST API immediately upon setting an environment variable, and I want this to run automatically so I don't have to think about it.<|eot|><|sost|>Basically, I want to SET it and 4 GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh that joke man... are you TIRE...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
SageThisAndSageThat
f3d7hyx
<|soss|><|sot|>[HELP] I'm trying to write a script to make four separate requests to a REST API immediately upon setting an environment variable, and I want this to run automatically so I don't have to think about it.<|eot|><|sost|>Basically, I want to SET it and 4 GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>Oh that joke man... are you TIRE...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kalibabka
d6tv5q
<|soss|><|sot|>Python dev 1: Hey amateur, that function you added last-minute threw an error during the demo!<|eot|><|sost|>Python dev 2: oH rEaLlY? I did not indent to get you in trouble...<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Flyberius
f0vl7hc
<|soss|><|sot|>Python dev 1: Hey amateur, that function you added last-minute threw an error during the demo!<|eot|><|sost|>Python dev 2: oH rEaLlY? I did not indent to get you in trouble...<|eost|><|sor|>This "joke" has made me angry. Well done OP. You've crafted something staggeringly terrible.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endo...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kalibabka
f0vm3xp
<|soss|><|sot|>Python dev 1: Hey amateur, that function you added last-minute threw an error during the demo!<|eot|><|sost|>Python dev 2: oH rEaLlY? I did not indent to get you in trouble...<|eost|><|sor|>This "joke" has made me angry. Well done OP. You've crafted something staggeringly terrible.<|eor|><|soopr|>You a...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Phlimy
f0wiflp
<|soss|><|sot|>Python dev 1: Hey amateur, that function you added last-minute threw an error during the demo!<|eot|><|sost|>Python dev 2: oH rEaLlY? I did not indent to get you in trouble...<|eost|><|sor|>As someone who doesn't know python, please explain?<|eor|><|sor|>My bet is this is to do with the fact that Python ...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
hughperman
f0wvedx
<|soss|><|sot|>Python dev 1: Hey amateur, that function you added last-minute threw an error during the demo!<|eot|><|sost|>Python dev 2: oH rEaLlY? I did not indent to get you in trouble...<|eost|><|sor|>I can't keep tabs on all of these programming language jokes. Can someone help me indentify the joke?<|eor|><|sor|>...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
NiemandWirklich
f0vpo8c
<|soss|><|sot|>Python dev 1: Hey amateur, that function you added last-minute threw an error during the demo!<|eot|><|sost|>Python dev 2: oH rEaLlY? I did not indent to get you in trouble...<|eost|><|sor|>I had waaay too long to get it, but once I got it... Well done, OP, intentions achieved<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
wallaba4
9lmzpx
<|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...someone tells you to take a break and you ask "out of which loop?".<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
itspedruu
e77z5ae
<|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...someone tells you to take a break and you ask "out of which loop?".<|eost|><|sor|>Okay the if statement has a parameter but what does it do?<|eor|><|sor|>person.programmer = true<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ApostleO
e7818z3
<|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...someone tells you to take a break and you ask "out of which loop?".<|eost|><|sor|>Okay the if statement has a parameter but what does it do?<|eor|><|sor|>person.programmer = true<|eor|><|sor|>Perfectly valid in Python to swap the usual order of conditional...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
reggie-drax
e78awpq
<|soss|><|sot|>You might be a programmer if...<|eot|><|sost|>...someone tells you to take a break and you ask "out of which loop?".<|eost|><|sor|>Okay the if statement has a parameter but what does it do?<|eor|><|sor|>person.programmer = true<|eor|><|sor|>Perfectly valid in Python to swap the usual order of conditional...
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frontsign_mike
79agvi
<|soss|><|sot|>Unhandled exceptions...<|eot|><|sost|>It has been NaN days since our last divide-by-zero related incident.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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xzt123
dp4euut
<|soss|><|sot|>Unhandled exceptions...<|eot|><|sost|>It has been NaN days since our last divide-by-zero related incident.<|eost|><|sor|>But seriously, why would you need to do division to calculate the number of days?<|eor|><|sor|> function printTimeSinceLastIncident(int daysSinceLastIncident) { int daysInMont...
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Glut_des_Hasses
dp1u6m9
<|soss|><|sot|>Unhandled exceptions...<|eot|><|sost|>It has been NaN days since our last divide-by-zero related incident.<|eost|><|sor|>But seriously, why would you need to do division to calculate the number of days?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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danielsoft1
qzb567
<|soss|><|sot|>Which rock band has songs about operating system documentation?<|eot|><|sost|>Red Hat Chili Papers<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
hlm6ah9
<|soss|><|sot|>Which rock band has songs about operating system documentation?<|eot|><|sost|>Red Hat Chili Papers<|eost|><|sor|>They also support open source, because they just give it away give it away give it away now.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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neoKushan
hlnbj3v
<|soss|><|sot|>Which rock band has songs about operating system documentation?<|eot|><|sost|>Red Hat Chili Papers<|eost|><|sor|>Depends on the operating system. If it's Windows, then the answer is _Rage against the machine_.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ShinraSan
hlm7zpn
<|soss|><|sot|>Which rock band has songs about operating system documentation?<|eot|><|sost|>Red Hat Chili Papers<|eost|><|sor|>You know they're programmers because when they find a bug they *can't stop*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
qtnp5h
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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americk0
hklsamf
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>Ha, great delivery. I like how the joke was cast<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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DontForgetWilson
hklmvui
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>Good core joke, but I'm not sure about the cast angle.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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thomasbrakeline
hkl935c
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>is (programmer\*) a pointer?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Breadhook
hkoq5nx
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>Good core joke, but I'm not sure about the cast angle.<|eor|><|sor|>It's a pun. Cast a hex, i.e. cast a spell.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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kwan_e
hklaloe
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>is (programmer\*) a pointer?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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vkapadia
hknvvig
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>Love this, it works on multiple levels. At first glance you miss the "hex to cast" bit.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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DABarkspawn
hkm48sw
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>https://dilbert.com/strip/2003-06-19<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ventuspilot
hkmpueg
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>Hahah (ShinraSan*) 0xDEAD (I'm sorry)<|eor|><|sor|>They probably ate some 0xBAADF00D (not sorry)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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FriendlyDisorder
hkmvthj
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>Hahah (ShinraSan*) 0xDEAD (I'm sorry)<|eor|><|sor|>They probably ate some 0xBAADF00D (not sorry)<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer IBMs favorite number, 0xDEADBEEF. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_number_(progra...
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ShinraSan
hklnz2y
<|soss|><|sot|>What is the worst hex to cast to a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>(programmer\*) 0xDECAF<|eost|><|sor|>Hahah (ShinraSan*) 0xDEAD (I'm sorry)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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DABarkspawn
xr8wm7
<|soss|><|sot|>I've written a melodramatic musical about sending XML over HTTP<|eot|><|sost|>It's a SOAP opera.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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chinese_snow
iqdixau
<|soss|><|sot|>I've written a melodramatic musical about sending XML over HTTP<|eot|><|sost|>It's a SOAP opera.<|eost|><|sor|>Count me inteRESTed<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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existential_issue
iqdu7yw
<|soss|><|sot|>I've written a melodramatic musical about sending XML over HTTP<|eot|><|sost|>It's a SOAP opera.<|eost|><|sor|>Bravo! [Opera](https://www.opera.com).<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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bahweepgranah
iqg2l2h
<|soss|><|sot|>I've written a melodramatic musical about sending XML over HTTP<|eot|><|sost|>It's a SOAP opera.<|eost|><|sor|>I am the very model of a modern major document<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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