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ProgrammerDadJokes | NotGovernmentSpy | ei1dkar | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you make your code seem better than it actually is?<|eot|><|sost|>You sugar code it. <|eost|><|sor|>Nothin like some syntactic sugar to do it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theangeryemacsshibe | ei1wkjx | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you make your code seem better than it actually is?<|eot|><|sost|>You sugar code it. <|eost|><|sor|>Nothin like some syntactic sugar to do it<|eor|><|sor|>"Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semi-colon."<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Maxakipust | ei1lt7e | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you make your code seem better than it actually is?<|eot|><|sost|>You sugar code it. <|eost|><|sor|>Sugar on spaghetti isn't really great<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | shenzreal3975 | ei1ubu1 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you make your code seem better than it actually is?<|eot|><|sost|>You sugar code it. <|eost|><|sor|>Sugar on spaghetti isn't really great<|eor|><|sor|>Tell that to my Buddy the elf. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | dzkf67 | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer entered a library and he saw the librarians moving very swiftly with roller-skates and ordering the books very quickly:<|eot|><|sost|>"Well," he said to himself, "a dynamic library."<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the_monkey_of_lies | f887geh | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer entered a library and he saw the librarians moving very swiftly with roller-skates and ordering the books very quickly:<|eot|><|sost|>"Well," he said to himself, "a dynamic library."<|eost|><|sor|>I love his impressed reaction to this nuthouse<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SmilesUndSunshine | f89fdrs | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer entered a library and he saw the librarians moving very swiftly with roller-skates and ordering the books very quickly:<|eot|><|sost|>"Well," he said to himself, "a dynamic library."<|eost|><|sor|>Were the librarians all dressed as the protagonist in the Zelda series?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endofte... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mpnordland | f8aiwea | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer entered a library and he saw the librarians moving very swiftly with roller-skates and ordering the books very quickly:<|eot|><|sost|>"Well," he said to himself, "a dynamic library."<|eost|><|sor|>Were the librarians all dressed as the protagonist in the Zelda series?<|eor|><|sor|>I left the... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | figuresys | f8aukxv | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer entered a library and he saw the librarians moving very swiftly with roller-skates and ordering the books very quickly:<|eot|><|sost|>"Well," he said to himself, "a dynamic library."<|eost|><|sor|>Were the librarians all dressed as the protagonist in the Zelda series?<|eor|><|sor|>I left the... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neelsg | 7owxs4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't people laugh when I tell this joke?<|eot|><|sost|>It isn't funny, it is just a regular expression<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 202 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Holy_Grapes | senolh | <|soss|><|sot|>Mi dad was a private investigator. When he died I couldn't inherit anything from him!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hukgb7h | <|soss|><|sot|>Mi dad was a private investigator. When he died I couldn't inherit anything from him!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>He was just trying to protect you.
In a virtual way.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Holy_Grapes | hukh35f | <|soss|><|sot|>Mi dad was a private investigator. When he died I couldn't inherit anything from him!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>... why not?<|eor|><|soopr|>He was private, I could not see any of his properties.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | plk3000 | hukytxu | <|soss|><|sot|>Mi dad was a private investigator. When he died I couldn't inherit anything from him!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>In what Programing language does the access modifier have an influence on inheritance?<|eor|><|sor|>C++, Java, C# - most statically typed
OOP languages<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe we are talking ab... | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sohang-3112 | huknoow | <|soss|><|sot|>Mi dad was a private investigator. When he died I couldn't inherit anything from him!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>In what Programing language does the access modifier have an influence on inheritance?<|eor|><|sor|>C++, Java, C# - most statically typed
OOP languages<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bullshitwascalled | huksp0e | <|soss|><|sot|>Mi dad was a private investigator. When he died I couldn't inherit anything from him!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>you're not friends with your father???<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rndmcmder | hukmgux | <|soss|><|sot|>Mi dad was a private investigator. When he died I couldn't inherit anything from him!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>In what Programing language does the access modifier have an influence on inheritance?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drearyworlds | hullfne | <|soss|><|sot|>Mi dad was a private investigator. When he died I couldn't inherit anything from him!<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>In what Programing language does the access modifier have an influence on inheritance?<|eor|><|sor|>C++, Java, C# - most statically typed
OOP languages<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe we are talking ab... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | printf_hello_world | d89lfl | <|soss|><|sot|>A group of programming languages try to open a door...<|eot|><|sost|>C has a look, but gives up when it sees the door is `restrict` -ed.
C++ gives it a `try`, but can't seem to `catch` a `break`.
Go wants to give it a `go`, but gets caught up in escape analysis paralysis.
Rust ignores it, since it was... | 197 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | printf_hello_world | f19ksp5 | <|soss|><|sot|>A group of programming languages try to open a door...<|eot|><|sost|>C has a look, but gives up when it sees the door is `restrict` -ed.
C++ gives it a `try`, but can't seem to `catch` a `break`.
Go wants to give it a `go`, but gets caught up in escape analysis paralysis.
Rust ignores it, since it was... | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | euclio | f19tihq | <|soss|><|sot|>A group of programming languages try to open a door...<|eot|><|sost|>C has a look, but gives up when it sees the door is `restrict` -ed.
C++ gives it a `try`, but can't seem to `catch` a `break`.
Go wants to give it a `go`, but gets caught up in escape analysis paralysis.
Rust ignores it, since it was... | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dr_Smeegee | f19izy7 | <|soss|><|sot|>A group of programming languages try to open a door...<|eot|><|sost|>C has a look, but gives up when it sees the door is `restrict` -ed.
C++ gives it a `try`, but can't seem to `catch` a `break`.
Go wants to give it a `go`, but gets caught up in escape analysis paralysis.
Rust ignores it, since it was... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jbristow | f1akbj6 | <|soss|><|sot|>A group of programming languages try to open a door...<|eot|><|sost|>C has a look, but gives up when it sees the door is `restrict` -ed.
C++ gives it a `try`, but can't seem to `catch` a `break`.
Go wants to give it a `go`, but gets caught up in escape analysis paralysis.
Rust ignores it, since it was... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jbristow | f1akhnn | <|soss|><|sot|>A group of programming languages try to open a door...<|eot|><|sost|>C has a look, but gives up when it sees the door is `restrict` -ed.
C++ gives it a `try`, but can't seem to `catch` a `break`.
Go wants to give it a `go`, but gets caught up in escape analysis paralysis.
Rust ignores it, since it was... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | printf_hello_world | f1afi2q | <|soss|><|sot|>A group of programming languages try to open a door...<|eot|><|sost|>C has a look, but gives up when it sees the door is `restrict` -ed.
C++ gives it a `try`, but can't seem to `catch` a `break`.
Go wants to give it a `go`, but gets caught up in escape analysis paralysis.
Rust ignores it, since it was... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Brainix | aeqs6o | <|soss|><|sot|>A machine learning model walks into the bar...<|eot|><|sost|>The bartender asks, "What are you having?"
The ML model replies, "What's everyone else having?"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | edsbxy8 | <|soss|><|sot|>A machine learning model walks into the bar...<|eot|><|sost|>The bartender asks, "What are you having?"
The ML model replies, "What's everyone else having?"<|eost|><|sor|>The next day it walks into another bar. It was a steel bar.
It asks what everyone else is having.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DeirdreAnethoel | edtepj8 | <|soss|><|sot|>A machine learning model walks into the bar...<|eot|><|sost|>The bartender asks, "What are you having?"
The ML model replies, "What's everyone else having?"<|eost|><|sor|>if bars have bartenders do foos have footenders?<|eor|><|sor|>a footender is called a toe.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alxth | edsxn2q | <|soss|><|sot|>A machine learning model walks into the bar...<|eot|><|sost|>The bartender asks, "What are you having?"
The ML model replies, "What's everyone else having?"<|eost|><|sor|>if bars have bartenders do foos have footenders?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Winkiway | s8po7w | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't DB admins don't get the booster vaccine?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are afraid of sequel injections.
Inspired by a tweet of FedericoMenaQuintero<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cosoman | htlpzhd | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't DB admins don't get the booster vaccine?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are afraid of sequel injections.
Inspired by a tweet of FedericoMenaQuintero<|eost|><|sor|>Please DROP it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | valzargaming | htj5f57 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why don't DB admins don't get the booster vaccine?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are afraid of sequel injections.
Inspired by a tweet of FedericoMenaQuintero<|eost|><|sor|>LOL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jklmnn | 5wuj8m | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is used to program the self driving garbage truck?<|eot|><|sost|>Java, because it already has garbage collection.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dickdemodickmarcinko | dedee77 | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is used to program the self driving garbage truck?<|eot|><|sost|>Java, because it already has garbage collection.<|eost|><|sor|>Self driving cars should be in c#. You dont want them crashing into things because they have bad eye sight!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheNosferatu | dedcz8v | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is used to program the self driving garbage truck?<|eot|><|sost|>Java, because it already has garbage collection.<|eost|><|sor|>But wouldn't the garbage truck then always be late?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jklmnn | dedf4qn | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is used to program the self driving garbage truck?<|eot|><|sost|>Java, because it already has garbage collection.<|eost|><|sor|>But wouldn't the garbage truck then always be late?<|eor|><|soopr|>I see no contradiction here.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ferdi265 | df0087m | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is used to program the self driving garbage truck?<|eot|><|sost|>Java, because it already has garbage collection.<|eost|><|sor|>But wouldn't the garbage truck then always be late?<|eor|><|sor|>No, it would always be just in time.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoopyButtHole | dedjdcj | <|soss|><|sot|>What language is used to program the self driving garbage truck?<|eot|><|sost|>Java, because it already has garbage collection.<|eost|><|sor|>I shook my head at this<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Worried-Librarian-51 | 12wq20e | <|soss|><|sot|>Which part of a program likes cocaine?<|eot|><|sost|>The snorting algorithm<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | jhfx40v | <|soss|><|sot|>Which part of a program likes cocaine?<|eot|><|sost|>The snorting algorithm<|eost|><|sor|>Ruby on Rails?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | alphabit10 | jhggy1i | <|soss|><|sot|>Which part of a program likes cocaine?<|eot|><|sost|>The snorting algorithm<|eost|><|sor|>Wait wait wait, what is the snorting algorithm?<|eor|><|sor|>Keeps randomly changing sorting algorithms for 30 mins then it just stops unless more linesof data is added.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | repooper | jhgvzbo | <|soss|><|sot|>Which part of a program likes cocaine?<|eot|><|sost|>The snorting algorithm<|eost|><|sor|>I partied hard with regex once; i couldn't get a word in.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | manrussell | jhie7na | <|soss|><|sot|>Which part of a program likes cocaine?<|eot|><|sost|>The snorting algorithm<|eost|><|sor|>Ruby on Rails?<|eor|><|sor|>Rubies gone off the rails<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Sad-Bluebird-5538 | jhgbwcn | <|soss|><|sot|>Which part of a program likes cocaine?<|eot|><|sost|>The snorting algorithm<|eost|><|sor|>Wait wait wait, what is the snorting algorithm?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tschach | 11zbj7o | <|soss|><|sot|>If a programmer regularly eats a sandwich<|eot|><|sost|>is that his sub-routine?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hexbatch | jdc0t4k | <|soss|><|sot|>If a programmer regularly eats a sandwich<|eot|><|sost|>is that his sub-routine?<|eost|><|sor|>Call to order too<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | jdd0ayk | <|soss|><|sot|>If a programmer regularly eats a sandwich<|eot|><|sost|>is that his sub-routine?<|eost|><|sor|>If that programmer is a drug addict, maybe thats just his methhead.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Baconburger4life | z1wqbd | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a loop that takes too long?<|eot|><|sost|>A mean while.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AmeliaLeah | ixdvtm4 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a loop that takes too long?<|eot|><|sost|>A mean while.<|eost|><|sor|>What do you call the average time a for loop takes to run?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | ixe98ub | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a loop that takes too long?<|eot|><|sost|>A mean while.<|eost|><|sor|>What do you call the average time a for loop takes to run?<|eor|><|sor|>The real joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mike_a_oc | ixfufbg | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a loop that takes too long?<|eot|><|sost|>A mean while.<|eost|><|sor|>O (no!)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | ixg2bf9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a loop that takes too long?<|eot|><|sost|>A mean while.<|eost|><|sor|>Awhile loop<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | onwl8a | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a lawyer do when someone starts a rogue DHCP server in the company LAN by mistake?<|eot|><|sost|>Threatening to sue for IP infringement.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Xeadriel | h5vq753 | <|soss|><|sot|>What does a lawyer do when someone starts a rogue DHCP server in the company LAN by mistake?<|eot|><|sost|>Threatening to sue for IP infringement.<|eost|><|sor|>Bruh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | adnanjpg | mjsjf3 | <|soss|><|sot|>you can't lie on the internet<|eot|><|sost|>because you are under AUTH<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KraZhtest | gtdsr52 | <|soss|><|sot|>you can't lie on the internet<|eot|><|sost|>because you are under AUTH<|eost|><|sor|>PIN Personnal Id Number
OC Original Content
CH Swiss grade security
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PINOCCHIO<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Reddit-Book-Bot | gtdsrxz | <|soss|><|sot|>you can't lie on the internet<|eot|><|sost|>because you are under AUTH<|eost|><|sor|>PIN Personnal Id Number
OC Original Content
CH Swiss grade security
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PINOCCHIO<|eor|><|sor|>Beep. Boop. I'm a robot.
Here's a copy of
###[Pinocchio]( https://snewd.com/ebooks/the-adventures-of-pin... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Caninomancy | cf6uqy | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Valve ceased production of Half Life 3?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they've switched to a NoSQL database.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | shnurks2 | eu7wd2j | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Valve ceased production of Half Life 3?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they've switched to a NoSQL database.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Nvm I got it.
NoSQL sounds similar to "no sequel"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | varkenspester | eu8urq9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Valve ceased production of Half Life 3?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they've switched to a NoSQL database.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Nvm I got it.
NoSQL sounds similar to "no sequel"<|eor|><|sor|>Not just similar, its pronounced exactly like no sequel<|eor|><|sor|>The official pronounc... | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | observantguy | eu8uggk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Valve ceased production of Half Life 3?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they've switched to a NoSQL database.<|eost|><|sor|>I would've gone with "they couldn't get the hang of Lambda () Functions"<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | shnurks2 | eu7wb93 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Valve ceased production of Half Life 3?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they've switched to a NoSQL database.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | eu803ak | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Valve ceased production of Half Life 3?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they've switched to a NoSQL database.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Nvm I got it.
NoSQL sounds similar to "no sequel"<|eor|><|sor|>Not just similar, its pronounced exactly like no sequel<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wagedomain | eu8c9i7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Valve ceased production of Half Life 3?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they've switched to a NoSQL database.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Nvm I got it.
NoSQL sounds similar to "no sequel"<|eor|><|sor|>Not just similar, its pronounced exactly like no sequel<|eor|><|sor|>Depends, I pronounce ... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | not_a_moogle | eu8x5i7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Valve ceased production of Half Life 3?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they've switched to a NoSQL database.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Nvm I got it.
NoSQL sounds similar to "no sequel"<|eor|><|sor|>Not just similar, its pronounced exactly like no sequel<|eor|><|sor|>Depends, I pronounce ... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | d4harp | eu8cxqa | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Valve ceased production of Half Life 3?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they've switched to a NoSQL database.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Me neither, how are squirrels relevent to gamedev? And if they are so important, why did valve not have any?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | varkenspester | eua4oae | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Valve ceased production of Half Life 3?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they've switched to a NoSQL database.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Nvm I got it.
NoSQL sounds similar to "no sequel"<|eor|><|sor|>Not just similar, its pronounced exactly like no sequel<|eor|><|sor|>The official pronounc... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | observantguy | eu8u9g9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Valve ceased production of Half Life 3?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they've switched to a NoSQL database.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Me neither, how are squirrels relevent to gamedev? And if they are so important, why did valve not have any?<|eor|><|sor|>Ha!
Finally, someone else using ... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | not_a_moogle | eu9arw4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did Valve ceased production of Half Life 3?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they've switched to a NoSQL database.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>Nvm I got it.
NoSQL sounds similar to "no sequel"<|eor|><|sor|>Not just similar, its pronounced exactly like no sequel<|eor|><|sor|>Depends, I pronounce ... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AgitatingSkeleton | c249wm | <|soss|><|sot|>I guess the firmware of an air conditioner...<|eot|><|sost|>...contains many conditional statements.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | elSenorMaquina | eri1c3q | <|soss|><|sot|>I guess the firmware of an air conditioner...<|eot|><|sost|>...contains many conditional statements.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sure the source code is really cool as well!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | anyeyeball | erjdk1g | <|soss|><|sot|>I guess the firmware of an air conditioner...<|eot|><|sost|>...contains many conditional statements.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sure the source code is really cool as well!<|eor|><|sor|>And contains some hot fixes in its latest refresh<|eor|><|sor|>I can't stand air conditioning. It really blows and leaves me col... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | akaZilong | erj7u80 | <|soss|><|sot|>I guess the firmware of an air conditioner...<|eot|><|sost|>...contains many conditional statements.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sure the source code is really cool as well!<|eor|><|sor|>And contains some hot fixes in its latest refresh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ivanjermakov | erim8ez | <|soss|><|sot|>I guess the firmware of an air conditioner...<|eot|><|sost|>...contains many conditional statements.<|eost|><|sor|>And updates are received over the air<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pm_me_ur_happy_traiI | erjh7kl | <|soss|><|sot|>I guess the firmware of an air conditioner...<|eot|><|sost|>...contains many conditional statements.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm sure the source code is really cool as well!<|eor|><|sor|>And contains some hot fixes in its latest refresh<|eor|><|sor|>I can't stand air conditioning. It really blows and leaves me col... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | temraaz | 6pz649 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about access modifiers..<|eot|><|sost|>But it's private.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TerribleJokeBot | dktchz3 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about access modifiers..<|eot|><|sost|>But it's private.<|eost|><|sor|>Sudo tell me a joke about access modifiers?<|eor|><|sor|>Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way.
*I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endo... | 171 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AVeryCredibleHulk | dktchtg | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about access modifiers..<|eot|><|sost|>But it's private.<|eost|><|sor|>Sudo tell me a joke about access modifiers?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cysioland | dktfwe0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about access modifiers..<|eot|><|sost|>But it's private.<|eost|><|sor|>Sudo tell me a joke about access modifiers?<|eor|><|sor|>Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way.
*I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.*<|eor|><|soopr|>Bad b... | 81 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | endreman0 | dktg3lu | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about access modifiers..<|eot|><|sost|>But it's private.<|eost|><|sor|>Sudo tell me a joke about access modifiers?<|eor|><|sor|>Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way.
*I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.*<|eor|><|sor|>Good bo... | 56 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TotesMessenger | dktfcu7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about access modifiers..<|eot|><|sost|>But it's private.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
- [/r/botsrights] [Bot get insulted for being funnier than OP](https://np.reddit.com/r/botsrights/comments/6pzord/bot_ge... | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EstebanZD | dktrvhu | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about access modifiers..<|eot|><|sost|>But it's private.<|eost|><|sor|>Sudo tell me a joke about access modifiers?<|eor|><|sor|>Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way.
*I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.*<|eor|><|sor|>Good Bo... | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | name_censored_ | dktx4u0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about access modifiers..<|eot|><|sost|>But it's private.<|eost|><|sor|>Sudo tell me a joke about access modifiers?<|eor|><|sor|>Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way.
*I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.*<|eor|><|sor|>Good bo... | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WikiTextBot | dktqlx5 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about access modifiers..<|eot|><|sost|>But it's private.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>**Friend class**
A friend class in C++ can access the private and protected members of the class in which it is declared as a friend.
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ProgrammerDadJokes | chronocole | dkua2aa | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about access modifiers..<|eot|><|sost|>But it's private.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>**Friend class**
A friend class in C++ can access the private and protected members of the class in which it is declared as a friend.
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ProgrammerDadJokes | TerribleJokeBot | dkukb18 | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about access modifiers..<|eot|><|sost|>But it's private.<|eost|><|sor|>Sudo tell me a joke about access modifiers?<|eor|><|sor|>Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way.
*I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.*<|eor|><|sor|>Do tell... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | njutn95 | dkukaxa | <|soss|><|sot|>I'd tell you a joke about access modifiers..<|eot|><|sost|>But it's private.<|eost|><|sor|>Sudo tell me a joke about access modifiers?<|eor|><|sor|>Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way.
*I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.*<|eor|><|sor|>Do tell... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AndreasBerthou | 10jm4ve | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the similarity between cars and computers?<|eot|><|sost|>If they keep crashing, it's usually a driver issue.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cfrolich | j5lf883 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the similarity between cars and computers?<|eot|><|sost|>If they keep crashing, it's usually a driver issue.<|eost|><|sor|>The difference is, the driver will uninstall itself if the car crash is bad enough.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Neat_Chi | j5lqqip | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the similarity between cars and computers?<|eot|><|sost|>If they keep crashing, it's usually a driver issue.<|eost|><|sor|>Also the amount of rage I possess usually increases exponentially the longer Im operating one.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShinraSan | j5ngo5m | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the similarity between cars and computers?<|eot|><|sost|>If they keep crashing, it's usually a driver issue.<|eost|><|sor|>The difference is, the driver will uninstall itself if the car crash is bad enough.<|eor|><|sor|>This is especially common if the driver wasn't installed properly in the first... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | retrolasered | j5nmtps | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the similarity between cars and computers?<|eot|><|sost|>If they keep crashing, it's usually a driver issue.<|eost|><|sor|>They are known for being fast but all i can ever seem to afford are really slow ones<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | v0xgpp | <|soss|><|sot|>My build is slow because the linker cryptographically certifies every object file coming from Windows partitions.<|eot|><|sost|>The build ain't over 'til the FAT `ld` signs.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | baconbrand | iajvcfk | <|soss|><|sot|>My build is slow because the linker cryptographically certifies every object file coming from Windows partitions.<|eot|><|sost|>The build ain't over 'til the FAT `ld` signs.<|eost|><|sor|>Jesus Christ. Great work.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | blorchmclorchenstein | iak0kr5 | <|soss|><|sot|>My build is slow because the linker cryptographically certifies every object file coming from Windows partitions.<|eot|><|sost|>The build ain't over 'til the FAT `ld` signs.<|eost|><|sor|>Best in here in a while<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | iaju994 | <|soss|><|sot|>My build is slow because the linker cryptographically certifies every object file coming from Windows partitions.<|eot|><|sost|>The build ain't over 'til the FAT `ld` signs.<|eost|><|sor|>Love it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iris-my-case | iam7l1m | <|soss|><|sot|>My build is slow because the linker cryptographically certifies every object file coming from Windows partitions.<|eot|><|sost|>The build ain't over 'til the FAT `ld` signs.<|eost|><|sor|>Sounds like my ex(FAT) <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | smiley1__ | t626q1 | <|soss|><|sot|>How to be a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>You TypeScripts.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bajatg | hzc9b4j | <|soss|><|sot|>How to be a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>You TypeScripts.<|eost|><|sor|>Angry Upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | True_Terranbyte | hzat0v4 | <|soss|><|sot|>How to be a programmer?<|eot|><|sost|>You TypeScripts.<|eost|><|sor|>Just take my upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
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