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ProgrammerDadJokes | CarolTheAncientTroll | h4qd5ij | <|soss|><|sot|>Which babysitter retrieves items from the top of a stack?<|eot|><|sost|>Mary Poppins.<|eost|><|sor|>Why is a good babysitter a resource hog? They never kill child processes. Hyuk yuk<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SupercraftD | h4qqwt2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which babysitter retrieves items from the top of a stack?<|eot|><|sost|>Mary Poppins.<|eost|><|sor|>Why is a good babysitter a resource hog? They never kill child processes. Hyuk yuk<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, I guess my babysitter is pretty resource efficient then<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | j7lp4m | <|soss|><|sot|>What do Cupboards and Java have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>jars<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rubixninja314 | g85p8tr | <|soss|><|sot|>What do Cupboards and Java have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>jars<|eost|><|sor|>They both store things - albeit slowly - and will break the moment you trust it with your weight<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | g86ekx3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do Cupboards and Java have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>jars<|eost|><|sor|>They both store things - albeit slowly - and will break the moment you trust it with your weight<|eor|><|sor|>The real joke<|eor|><|soopr|>All good jokes need a premise setup <|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BlueMarble007 | g876v7l | <|soss|><|sot|>What do Cupboards and Java have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>jars<|eost|><|sor|>I dont know what I was expecting<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rubixninja314 | g86k4ic | <|soss|><|sot|>What do Cupboards and Java have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>jars<|eost|><|sor|>They both store things - albeit slowly - and will break the moment you trust it with your weight<|eor|><|sor|>I am not sure if I get it.<|eor|><|sor|>Java is object oriented, which means (vaguely) it runs entirely by storing thin... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | barry_els | epkl5k | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you order from an Indian restaurant that does catering for functions?<|eot|><|sost|>A Lambda Curry<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | flipester | fek048y | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you order from an Indian restaurant that does catering for functions?<|eot|><|sost|>A Lambda Curry<|eost|><|sor|>I go to Indian restaurant when I need a NaN.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Tarthbane | fek6tvi | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you order from an Indian restaurant that does catering for functions?<|eot|><|sost|>A Lambda Curry<|eost|><|sor|>I go to Indian restaurant when I need a NaN.<|eor|><|sor|>When I go to a Japanese restaurant, I say NaNi.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Gluckez | fek1lon | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you order from an Indian restaurant that does catering for functions?<|eot|><|sost|>A Lambda Curry<|eost|><|sor|>I would order the first thing I can actually understand<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Lem_Tuoni | bgf8pq | <|sols|><|sot|>Heh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/26a1m05wyzt21.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | looijmansje | ell9u4f | <|sols|><|sot|>Heh<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/26a1m05wyzt21.png<|eol|><|sor|>r/LaTeXmemes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DarkTower2Ds | 9zgs4a | <|sols|><|sot|>Though I don't like going to them, I've often been called the<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/gallery/c2IN0CB<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | neptunetheorangecat | ea99pfg | <|sols|><|sot|>Though I don't like going to them, I've often been called the<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/gallery/c2IN0CB<|eol|><|sor|>I've read it "UFO"<|eor|><|sor|>r/keming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | promidoso | eaa3nvn | <|sols|><|sot|>Though I don't like going to them, I've often been called the<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/gallery/c2IN0CB<|eol|><|sor|>Naw, that just means she's stack(ed)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nonsensicalnarwhal | ea9i0tj | <|sols|><|sot|>Though I don't like going to them, I've often been called the<|eot|><|sol|>http://imgur.com/gallery/c2IN0CB<|eol|><|sor|>/r/me_irl<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | echosx | 75b1rp | <|soss|><|sot|>What happens to crustaceans when they stop using C?<|eot|><|sost|>They become Rustaceans<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | do58dcx | <|soss|><|sot|>What happens to crustaceans when they stop using C?<|eot|><|sost|>They become Rustaceans<|eost|><|sor|>*eye roll*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | do5m7k2 | <|soss|><|sot|>What happens to crustaceans when they stop using C?<|eot|><|sost|>They become Rustaceans<|eost|><|sor|>/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/ is fast becoming my favourite subreddit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fb39ca4 | do50nqa | <|soss|><|sot|>What happens to crustaceans when they stop using C?<|eot|><|sost|>They become Rustaceans<|eost|><|sor|>Rustaeans? Or do they only stop using the capital C?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | somethingInTheMiddle | do5z08w | <|soss|><|sot|>What happens to crustaceans when they stop using C?<|eot|><|sost|>They become Rustaceans<|eost|><|sor|>Rustaeans? Or do they only stop using the capital C?<|eor|><|sor|>Ow, it's about the c being gone from the word! I took it way too deep, with rust being the new and upcoming fast, type safe, low level l... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DemonicSavage | 13hr2mq | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a git client for Vim.<|eot|><|sost|>You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | jk6nj33 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a git client for Vim.<|eot|><|sost|>You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.<|eost|><|sor|><esc> : w q<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drewsiferr | jk6x8ch | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a git client for Vim.<|eot|><|sost|>You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.<|eost|><|sor|><esc> : w q<|eor|><|sor|>`q!` is more definitive, as it will work on read only files.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | jk6xx6x | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a git client for Vim.<|eot|><|sost|>You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.<|eost|><|sor|><esc> : w q<|eor|><|sor|>`q!` is more definitive, as it will work on read only files.<|eor|><|sor|>I used to teach SCO Unix. When we covered vi I encouraged everyone to press escape sever... | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Matiaan | jk6q6ql | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a git client for Vim.<|eot|><|sost|>You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.<|eost|><|sor|>On a dark desert highway<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | jk6szen | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a git client for Vim.<|eot|><|sost|>You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.<|eost|><|sor|>First introduced during the alternative work era in Silicon Valley.
Welcome to Hoteling, California.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drewsiferr | jk6ya2u | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a git client for Vim.<|eot|><|sost|>You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.<|eost|><|sor|><esc> : w q<|eor|><|sor|>`q!` is more definitive, as it will work on read only files.<|eor|><|sor|>I used to teach SCO Unix. When we covered vi I encouraged everyone to press escape sever... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SufficientCheck9874 | jk8706v | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a git client for Vim.<|eot|><|sost|>You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.<|eost|><|sor|><esc> : w q<|eor|><|sor|>Peasant. I use the almighty <power button 6 seconds hold down> technique. 100% of the time, works all the time.
Oh shit, now my server is down...<|eor|><|eoss|><|... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dnorhoj | jk8fmt7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a git client for Vim.<|eot|><|sost|>You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.<|eost|><|sor|>On a dark desert highway<|eor|><|sor|>Cool wind in my hair<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iTZAvishay | jk7gyyk | <|soss|><|sot|>I made a git client for Vim.<|eot|><|sost|>You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.<|eost|><|sor|>In that case you'll become a fugitive<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | 120zg2o | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do C++ programmers seldom use the features in the newest version of the standard?<|eot|><|sost|>Because "C++" is post-increment so they use the language before it is enhanced.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jsiulian | jdjs5q0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do C++ programmers seldom use the features in the newest version of the standard?<|eot|><|sost|>Because "C++" is post-increment so they use the language before it is enhanced.<|eost|><|sor|>:| take it and get out<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | shizzy0 | jdk963s | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do C++ programmers seldom use the features in the newest version of the standard?<|eot|><|sost|>Because "C++" is post-increment so they use the language before it is enhanced.<|eost|><|sor|>Dang. I was ready for a serious discussion.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sKaiCzar | jdkky9l | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do C++ programmers seldom use the features in the newest version of the standard?<|eot|><|sost|>Because "C++" is post-increment so they use the language before it is enhanced.<|eost|><|sor|>I was so into for sneaking into a bloodbath. Anyway. It's mostly upto the Dev's choice. I have seen people writ... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | jdksvt3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do C++ programmers seldom use the features in the newest version of the standard?<|eot|><|sost|>Because "C++" is post-increment so they use the language before it is enhanced.<|eost|><|sor|>I was so into for sneaking into a bloodbath. Anyway. It's mostly upto the Dev's choice. I have seen people writ... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | breck | 10dkbsm | <|soss|><|sot|>Teach your kids binary before driving so they know how to keep 10 hands on the wheel.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | morpipls | j4mm1bx | <|soss|><|sot|>Teach your kids binary before driving so they know how to keep 10 hands on the wheel.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I offered to teach my kid hexadecimal, and they said, Dad, what the fifteen is that?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NotClaudeGreenberg | j4lxhyi | <|soss|><|sot|>Teach your kids binary before driving so they know how to keep 10 hands on the wheel.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Ten and two<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HelicaseRockets | j4mgkvi | <|soss|><|sot|>Teach your kids binary before driving so they know how to keep 10 hands on the wheel.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>More like so they can keep their hands at 10 and 1010<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | StuTheSheep | j4nosw0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Teach your kids binary before driving so they know how to keep 10 hands on the wheel.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I offered to teach my kid hexadecimal, and they said, Dad, what the fifteen is that?<|eor|><|sor|>This should be it's own post.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShinraSan | j4mctjh | <|soss|><|sot|>Teach your kids binary before driving so they know how to keep 10 hands on the wheel.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|> It also helps them count to 31 on a single hand<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | -Tilde | j4pb5o2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Teach your kids binary before driving so they know how to keep 10 hands on the wheel.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I offered to teach my kid hexadecimal, and they said, Dad, what the fifteen is that?<|eor|><|sor|>Damn that joke was good 175<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PageFault | j4n8jaa | <|soss|><|sot|>Teach your kids binary before driving so they know how to keep 10 hands on the wheel.<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|> It also helps them count to 31 on a single hand<|eor|><|sor|>If you can train finger independence with some really good coordination, you can count to 242 in trinary.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoft... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sam_matt | uogmqg | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the Russian Programmer decide to edit his code?<|eot|><|sost|>On a vim<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sam_matt | i8epokx | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the Russian Programmer decide to edit his code?<|eot|><|sost|>On a vim<|eost|><|sor|>Ok Can someone explain this to me? My English isnt that good enough to understand it
Thanks in advance<|eor|><|soopr|>With a Russian accent, vim would sound like the word whim.
To do something "on a whim" mean... | 48 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fleeb_ | i8egnia | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the Russian Programmer decide to edit his code?<|eot|><|sost|>On a vim<|eost|><|sor|>/r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | araxhiel | i8eno4x | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the Russian Programmer decide to edit his code?<|eot|><|sost|>On a vim<|eost|><|sor|>Ok Can someone explain this to me? My English isnt that good enough to understand it
Thanks in advance<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PageFault | i8f0krz | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the Russian Programmer decide to edit his code?<|eot|><|sost|>On a vim<|eost|><|sor|>Why do we keep putin up with these puns? One more and I'm vladimir.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | i8gymr3 | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the Russian Programmer decide to edit his code?<|eot|><|sost|>On a vim<|eost|><|sor|>Why do we keep putin up with these puns? One more and I'm vladimir.<|eor|><|sor|>Quit Stalin and give me more!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i8exnaq | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the Russian Programmer decide to edit his code?<|eot|><|sost|>On a vim<|eost|><|sor|>Take my upwote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chinese_snow | i8h1k6k | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the Russian Programmer decide to edit his code?<|eot|><|sost|>On a vim<|eost|><|sor|>Take my upwote<|eor|><|sor|>Our upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | araxhiel | i8eqbm0 | <|soss|><|sot|>How did the Russian Programmer decide to edit his code?<|eot|><|sost|>On a vim<|eost|><|sor|>Ok Can someone explain this to me? My English isnt that good enough to understand it
Thanks in advance<|eor|><|soopr|>With a Russian accent, vim would sound like the word whim.
To do something "on a whim" mean... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | polkcc | <|soss|><|sot|>This new self-driving car malfunctioned because of its operating system issues.<|eot|><|sost|>Bad driver.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ComprehensiveAd5882 | hczoj6t | <|soss|><|sot|>This new self-driving car malfunctioned because of its operating system issues.<|eot|><|sost|>Bad driver.<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>No back doors either<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 0Goodness | cpwof8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Database Joke in a Meeting Met with Silence<|eot|><|sost|>Database meeting at work:
Guy: "...and that's a 1-to-1 relationship"
*Guy gets called by his wife*
Me: "Now that's a 1-to-1 relationship!"
*Random co-worker laughs his ass off*
The Room: ...<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | moody_dudey | ews952n | <|soss|><|sot|>Database Joke in a Meeting Met with Silence<|eot|><|sost|>Database meeting at work:
Guy: "...and that's a 1-to-1 relationship"
*Guy gets called by his wife*
Me: "Now that's a 1-to-1 relationship!"
*Random co-worker laughs his ass off*
The Room: ...<|eost|><|sor|> class Guy < ActiveRecord::Base
... | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rabbitwonker | ewscgs6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Database Joke in a Meeting Met with Silence<|eot|><|sost|>Database meeting at work:
Guy: "...and that's a 1-to-1 relationship"
*Guy gets called by his wife*
Me: "Now that's a 1-to-1 relationship!"
*Random co-worker laughs his ass off*
The Room: ...<|eost|><|sor|> class Guy < ActiveRecord::Base
... | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rabbitwonker | ewsalc2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Database Joke in a Meeting Met with Silence<|eot|><|sost|>Database meeting at work:
Guy: "...and that's a 1-to-1 relationship"
*Guy gets called by his wife*
Me: "Now that's a 1-to-1 relationship!"
*Random co-worker laughs his ass off*
The Room: ...<|eost|><|sor|> class Guy < ActiveRecord::Base
... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 0Goodness | ewsa603 | <|soss|><|sot|>Database Joke in a Meeting Met with Silence<|eot|><|sost|>Database meeting at work:
Guy: "...and that's a 1-to-1 relationship"
*Guy gets called by his wife*
Me: "Now that's a 1-to-1 relationship!"
*Random co-worker laughs his ass off*
The Room: ...<|eost|><|sor|> class Guy < ActiveRecord::Base
... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | thecal714 | ewtbsfk | <|soss|><|sot|>Database Joke in a Meeting Met with Silence<|eot|><|sost|>Database meeting at work:
Guy: "...and that's a 1-to-1 relationship"
*Guy gets called by his wife*
Me: "Now that's a 1-to-1 relationship!"
*Random co-worker laughs his ass off*
The Room: ...<|eost|><|sor|> class Guy < ActiveRecord::Base
... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pkspks | ewsz7q5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Database Joke in a Meeting Met with Silence<|eot|><|sost|>Database meeting at work:
Guy: "...and that's a 1-to-1 relationship"
*Guy gets called by his wife*
Me: "Now that's a 1-to-1 relationship!"
*Random co-worker laughs his ass off*
The Room: ...<|eost|><|sor|> class Guy < ActiveRecord::Base
... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hashtagonfacebook | ewt35f5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Database Joke in a Meeting Met with Silence<|eot|><|sost|>Database meeting at work:
Guy: "...and that's a 1-to-1 relationship"
*Guy gets called by his wife*
Me: "Now that's a 1-to-1 relationship!"
*Random co-worker laughs his ass off*
The Room: ...<|eost|><|sor|> class Guy < ActiveRecord::Base
... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | deadcell | ewtjrgm | <|soss|><|sot|>Database Joke in a Meeting Met with Silence<|eot|><|sost|>Database meeting at work:
Guy: "...and that's a 1-to-1 relationship"
*Guy gets called by his wife*
Me: "Now that's a 1-to-1 relationship!"
*Random co-worker laughs his ass off*
The Room: ...<|eost|><|sor|> class Guy < ActiveRecord::Base
... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | z0k0vt | <|soss|><|sot|>I POSTed an HTTP joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...But they just don't GET it.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Available-Water3880 | ix6f8ba | <|soss|><|sot|>I POSTed an HTTP joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...But they just don't GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>Maybe you needed to PUT a link in it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ChopinForNewName | ix62vby | <|soss|><|sot|>I POSTed an HTTP joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...But they just don't GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>Make a PATCH to your post<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Effective_Youth777 | ix6wmdr | <|soss|><|sot|>I POSTed an HTTP joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...But they just don't GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>Have you considered other OPTIONS?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chinese_snow | ix76mko | <|soss|><|sot|>I POSTed an HTTP joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...But they just don't GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>Give it a REST will ya<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | foranotherchance | ix7iakx | <|soss|><|sot|>I POSTed an HTTP joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...But they just don't GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm a teapot.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BoundlessFail | ix7cymj | <|soss|><|sot|>I POSTed an HTTP joke...<|eot|><|sost|>...But they just don't GET it.<|eost|><|sor|>I was referred here from another joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | q7pmew | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do flat-earthers hate Singletons?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're global variables.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HostilePride | hgkfzfu | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do flat-earthers hate Singletons?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're global variables.<|eost|><|sor|>Smh... take my upvote lmfao<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hgl14a8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do flat-earthers hate Singletons?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're global variables.<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it :/<|eor|><|soopr|>Global.
Globe.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | hglvwig | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do flat-earthers hate Singletons?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're global variables.<|eost|><|sor|>Would work better with 'nationalists' instead of flat earthers<|eor|><|soopr|>Why would it?<|eoopr|><|sor|>They're anti-globalism<|eor|><|soopr|>I already have a separate joke waiting in the pipeline about... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nuez_jr | p4hbpe | <|soss|><|sot|>Q: Why did the pair programmer cross the road?<|eot|><|sost|>A: To get to the other's IDE<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | glieseg | h90vdpj | <|soss|><|sot|>Q: Why did the pair programmer cross the road?<|eot|><|sost|>A: To get to the other's IDE<|eost|><|sor|>You're not as IntelliJ-ent as you think you are.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | glieseg | h919rix | <|soss|><|sot|>Q: Why did the pair programmer cross the road?<|eot|><|sost|>A: To get to the other's IDE<|eost|><|sor|>You're not as IntelliJ-ent as you think you are.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think the op thinks they are intelligent, I think they just want to make jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>I'll well aware. Same with me. I was n... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | parekh07 | mspios | <|soss|><|sot|>Never trust anyone who rebases<|eot|><|sost|>they always go back and change their claims<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fNek | guuz0n8 | <|soss|><|sot|>Never trust anyone who rebases<|eot|><|sost|>they always go back and change their claims<|eost|><|sor|>*commit[ment]s<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jcfandino | guvyj0v | <|soss|><|sot|>Never trust anyone who rebases<|eot|><|sost|>they always go back and change their claims<|eost|><|sor|>Remember history is written by victors, those who merge are the losers.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zera555 | guw8zj2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Never trust anyone who rebases<|eot|><|sost|>they always go back and change their claims<|eost|><|sor|>They'll git you second guessing what your status is with them. After you blame them for cherry-picking the log of events, they'll swear up and down that they're diff-erent now. "I want to commit; to add... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rigatavr | 8gklj3 | <|sols|><|sot|>To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/8gjadc/to_the_person_that_stole_my_microsoft_office/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | msg45f | dycf3e0 | <|sols|><|sot|>To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/8gjadc/to_the_person_that_stole_my_microsoft_office/<|eol|><|sor|>But without your license you can't excel.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bj_christianson | dych26a | <|sols|><|sot|>To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/8gjadc/to_the_person_that_stole_my_microsoft_office/<|eol|><|sor|>But without your license you can't excel.<|eor|><|sor|>Nor can you Access the Power to Point out the culprit.<|eo... | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | squeezeMyPig | dychi6q | <|sols|><|sot|>To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/8gjadc/to_the_person_that_stole_my_microsoft_office/<|eol|><|sor|>what a great "programmer" dad joke. <|eor|><|soopr|>Its computer related. <|eoopr|><|sor|>computer related is not... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | squeezeMyPig | dycghmp | <|sols|><|sot|>To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/8gjadc/to_the_person_that_stole_my_microsoft_office/<|eol|><|sor|>what a great "programmer" dad joke. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pm_me_ur_happy_traiI | dydianv | <|sols|><|sot|>To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/8gjadc/to_the_person_that_stole_my_microsoft_office/<|eol|><|sor|>But without your license you can't excel.<|eor|><|sor|>Nor can you Access the Power to Point out the culprit.<|eo... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | squeezeMyPig | dycj2ni | <|sols|><|sot|>To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/8gjadc/to_the_person_that_stole_my_microsoft_office/<|eol|><|sor|>what a great "programmer" dad joke. <|eor|><|soopr|>Its computer related. <|eoopr|><|sor|>computer related is not... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fdagpigj | dycjgas | <|sols|><|sot|>To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/8gjadc/to_the_person_that_stole_my_microsoft_office/<|eol|><|sor|>I hope you don't write your code in Word<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SandyDelights | dycs9e9 | <|sols|><|sot|>To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/8gjadc/to_the_person_that_stole_my_microsoft_office/<|eol|><|sor|>what a great "programmer" dad joke. <|eor|><|soopr|>Its computer related. <|eoopr|><|sor|>computer related is not... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drizztdourden_ | dyf4fuo | <|sols|><|sot|>To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you<|eot|><|sol|>https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/8gjadc/to_the_person_that_stole_my_microsoft_office/<|eol|><|sor|>But without your license you can't excel.<|eor|><|sor|>Nor can you Access the Power to Point out the culprit.<|eo... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AresZs | 6u8o07 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | camelConsulting | dlqvdct | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>Because it follows C++, and is therefore C++++ written as:
C++
++
Which makes C#<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | overkill | dlqvphm | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>It's because the other option is to be Visually Basic.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | clarketta | dlsb7f1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>Because it follows C++, and is therefore C++++ written as:
C++
++
Which makes C#<|eor|><|sor|>... though it owes its lineage more to java than to C++. Not sure why they decided to pretend it was part of the C/... | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pslayer89 | dlro11v | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>Because it follows C++, and is therefore C++++ written as:
C++
++
Which makes C#<|eor|><|sor|>++
++
Makes a #<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | zemo323 | dmbgyy3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>Because it follows C++, and is therefore C++++ written as:
C++
++
Which makes C#<|eor|><|sor|>++
++
Makes a #<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks for that, didn't see it<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't C it <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | squidgyhead | dlrntiu | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>Because it follows C++, and is therefore C++++ written as:
C++
++
Which makes C#<|eor|><|sor|>... though it owes its lineage more to java than to C++. Not sure why they decided to pretend it was part of the C/... | 17 |
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