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ProgrammerDadJokes | Tyler11223344 | dlsbyah | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>Because it follows C++, and is therefore C++++ written as:
C++
++
Which makes C#<|eor|><|sor|>++
++
Makes a #<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks for that, didn't see it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | knightry | dlshm60 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>Because it follows C++, and is therefore C++++ written as:
C++
++
Which makes C#<|eor|><|sor|>... though it owes its lineage more to java than to C++. Not sure why they decided to pretend it was part of the C/... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AresZs | dlqsrrk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|soopr|>I thought about this, while trying to fix my Directory Exclution bug, which is still not fixed.
I rly wanna kms right now. (Life as an Apprentice is hard. :/ )<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TASagent | dlr81a1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>They clearly missed a golden opportunity to make it a D query language.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | audigex | dlr5sjy | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>I don't think MS ever said so, but my assumption is that like how "C++" is C plus one, C# is one musical note up from C. Add in the fact that "sharp" sounds good, and there you go<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hgoel0974 | dlscab1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>Because it follows C++, and is therefore C++++ written as:
C++
++
Which makes C#<|eor|><|sor|>... though it owes its lineage more to java than to C++. Not sure why they decided to pretend it was part of the C/... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PussyTermin4tor1337 | dlsuhxw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|soopr|>I thought about this, while trying to fix my Directory Exclution bug, which is still not fixed.
I rly wanna kms right now. (Life as an Apprentice is hard. :/ )<|eoopr|><|sor|>Kms won't fix your bug, c# is run in ... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | berinder | dnuav0o | <|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>Because it follows C++, and is therefore C++++ written as:
C++
++
Which makes C#<|eor|><|sor|>... though it owes its lineage more to java than to C++. Not sure why they decided to pretend it was part of the C/... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | meltphace26 | 43ep1f | <|sols|><|sot|>It may seem kinda random, but they had the same seed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/sJl5S5w.gifv<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pihkal_ | czi7s0k | <|sols|><|sot|>It may seem kinda random, but they had the same seed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/sJl5S5w.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>why do they have helmets on?<|eor|><|sor|>test enviorement<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuzzyfuzz | czi2ki3 | <|sols|><|sot|>It may seem kinda random, but they had the same seed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/sJl5S5w.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>why do they have helmets on?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | youamlame | czj56zs | <|sols|><|sot|>It may seem kinda random, but they had the same seed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/sJl5S5w.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>That title is genius!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | vhco3s | <|soss|><|sot|>Contrary to popular belief, Unix should be easy to understand:<|eot|><|sost|>it uses plain text wherever possible.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | maxbirkoff | id7gicx | <|soss|><|sot|>Contrary to popular belief, Unix should be easy to understand:<|eot|><|sost|>it uses plain text wherever possible.<|eost|><|sor|>Too smart for me. Could someone please help me understand the punchline?<|eor|><|sor|>the joke is in the dual meaning of plain: (1) in english, "easy to understand" as opposed ... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SIRBOB-101 | id6sw73 | <|soss|><|sot|>Contrary to popular belief, Unix should be easy to understand:<|eot|><|sost|>it uses plain text wherever possible.<|eost|><|sor|>take my fucking upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | id8vldj | <|soss|><|sot|>Contrary to popular belief, Unix should be easy to understand:<|eot|><|sost|>it uses plain text wherever possible.<|eost|><|sor|>Too smart for me. Could someone please help me understand the punchline?<|eor|><|sor|>the joke is in the dual meaning of plain: (1) in english, "easy to understand" as opposed ... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DarkNeutron | id85z40 | <|soss|><|sot|>Contrary to popular belief, Unix should be easy to understand:<|eot|><|sost|>it uses plain text wherever possible.<|eost|><|sor|>Too smart for me. Could someone please help me understand the punchline?<|eor|><|sor|>the joke is in the dual meaning of plain: (1) in english, "easy to understand" as opposed ... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | centstwo | id70vjo | <|soss|><|sot|>Contrary to popular belief, Unix should be easy to understand:<|eot|><|sost|>it uses plain text wherever possible.<|eost|><|sor|>Man up!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lightsecond | id7d7x9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Contrary to popular belief, Unix should be easy to understand:<|eot|><|sost|>it uses plain text wherever possible.<|eost|><|sor|>Too smart for me. Could someone please help me understand the punchline?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | twlb9m | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer took a 32 bit numeric variable narrative and cast it as 16 bits.<|eot|><|sost|>To make a long story shortthats all.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | i3gsm7h | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer took a 32 bit numeric variable narrative and cast it as 16 bits.<|eot|><|sost|>To make a long story shortthats all.<|eost|><|sor|>Ok, I'll byte<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheLastCakeIsaLie | i3gxv4m | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer took a 32 bit numeric variable narrative and cast it as 16 bits.<|eot|><|sost|>To make a long story shortthats all.<|eost|><|sor|>Ok, I'll byte<|eor|><|sor|>The int erior is in flames<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i3h3mnd | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer took a 32 bit numeric variable narrative and cast it as 16 bits.<|eot|><|sost|>To make a long story shortthats all.<|eost|><|sor|>Ok, I'll byte<|eor|><|soopr|>And Im gonna double down on it<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | i3hci2m | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer took a 32 bit numeric variable narrative and cast it as 16 bits.<|eot|><|sost|>To make a long story shortthats all.<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/ok622i/c\_has\_badly\_named\_integer\_types/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i3hfc78 | <|soss|><|sot|>A programmer took a 32 bit numeric variable narrative and cast it as 16 bits.<|eot|><|sost|>To make a long story shortthats all.<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/ok622i/c\_has\_badly\_named\_integer\_types/<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes. Similar. And that discussion points out some... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hapanda | qenh7q | <|soss|><|sot|>My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | The_Molsen | hhua8ib | <|soss|><|sot|>My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.<|eost|><|sor|>TBF this would be a dope Password<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | lunareffect | hhuffdb | <|soss|><|sot|>My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.<|eost|><|sor|>TBF this would be a dope Password<|eor|><|sor|>Not anymore though.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | BOB_Lusifer | hhup26e | <|soss|><|sot|>My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.<|eost|><|sor|>TBF this would be a dope Password<|eor|><|sor|>[correct horse battery staple](https://xkcd.com/936/)<|eor|><... | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | archangel_mjj | hhwrkze | <|soss|><|sot|>My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.<|eost|><|sor|>TBF this would be a dope Password<|eor|><|sor|>Not anymore though.<|eor|><|sor|>Posting my passwords online ... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | nvkd7i | <|soss|><|sot|>How did USB loose it's land locked status?<|eot|><|sost|>They developed C ports.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gimmebananachips | h14ujrj | <|soss|><|sot|>How did USB loose it's land locked status?<|eot|><|sost|>They developed C ports.<|eost|><|sor|>one they discover the next generation of ports, they can get their misbehaving files D Ported<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ComputerSoup | h14scf5 | <|soss|><|sot|>How did USB loose it's land locked status?<|eot|><|sost|>They developed C ports.<|eost|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>23 people would disagree<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | caerphoto | h150dey | <|soss|><|sot|>How did USB loose it's land locked status?<|eot|><|sost|>They developed C ports.<|eost|><|sor|>This took me wayyy too long to understand... Love it though.<|eor|><|sor|>It might help if it was spelt and punctuated properly.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | UltimateKingCold | h14vxh1 | <|soss|><|sot|>How did USB loose it's land locked status?<|eot|><|sost|>They developed C ports.<|eost|><|sor|>This took me wayyy too long to understand... Love it though.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xiipaoc | h15r9e0 | <|soss|><|sot|>How did USB loose it's land locked status?<|eot|><|sost|>They developed C ports.<|eost|><|sor|>Loose it's? Two in a row, dude.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | legaCypowers | 7mgapy | <|soss|><|sot|>I asked a girl to come to localhost last night.<|eot|><|sost|>i spent the whole night alone.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | II-WalkerGer-II | drtsjyr | <|soss|><|sot|>I asked a girl to come to localhost last night.<|eot|><|sost|>i spent the whole night alone.<|eost|><|sor|>You may need to reconfigure your firewall, unknown entities may have been rejected automatically<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | legaCypowers | dru3k1s | <|soss|><|sot|>I asked a girl to come to localhost last night.<|eot|><|sost|>i spent the whole night alone.<|eost|><|sor|>You may need to reconfigure your firewall, unknown entities may have been rejected automatically<|eor|><|soopr|>Possible, but i think that localhost for her wasn't the same as my localhost.<|eoopr|>... | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PicadorDeBits | drujenj | <|soss|><|sot|>I asked a girl to come to localhost last night.<|eot|><|sost|>i spent the whole night alone.<|eost|><|sor|>Try ~ next time.<|eor|><|sor|>And if trying doesnt work, just catch her!<|eor|><|sor|>Dude, shes not an exception<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | UsablePizza | druu34l | <|soss|><|sot|>I asked a girl to come to localhost last night.<|eot|><|sost|>i spent the whole night alone.<|eost|><|sor|>You may need to reconfigure your firewall, unknown entities may have been rejected automatically<|eor|><|soopr|>Possible, but i think that localhost for her wasn't the same as my localhost.<|eoopr|>... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fb39ca4 | dru8pzg | <|soss|><|sot|>I asked a girl to come to localhost last night.<|eot|><|sost|>i spent the whole night alone.<|eost|><|sor|>Try ~ next time.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | looijmansje | drucb2w | <|soss|><|sot|>I asked a girl to come to localhost last night.<|eot|><|sost|>i spent the whole night alone.<|eost|><|sor|>Try ~ next time.<|eor|><|sor|>And if trying doesnt work, just catch her!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | paxromana96 | 4gjp0k | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do cashiers excel at assembly?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're experts at working with registers.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | d2iha36 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do cashiers excel at assembly?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're experts at working with registers.<|eost|><|sor|>*sicks watchdog timer on OP*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Morlunapp | d2j1jud | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do cashiers excel at assembly?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're experts at working with registers.<|eost|><|sor|>They excel at it, you have my word<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EveningNewbs | d2ixklt | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do cashiers excel at assembly?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're experts at working with registers.<|eost|><|sor|>*sicks watchdog timer on OP*<|eor|><|sor|>*"HLT!"*<|eor|><|sor|>NOP.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | likesdarkgreen | d2jkfmf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do cashiers excel at assembly?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're experts at working with registers.<|eost|><|sor|>They excel at it, you have my word<|eor|><|sor|>And my axe^^cess !<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | geo_exe1987 | z10ub3 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | EngineerBill | ix8br3t | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does it rest?
A while...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | missingdays | ix8qn1c | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does it rest?
A while...<|eor|><|sor|>And then it... continues<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SufficientCheck9874 | ix8rlsf | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does it rest?
A while...<|eor|><|sor|>And then it... continues<|eor|><|sor|>True<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ZestycloseNeck7985 | ix8p6p7 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does it rest?
A while...<|eor|><|sor|>Haha. Thats funny. But seriously, *for* how long?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chinese_snow | ixbhyvq | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does it rest?
A while...<|eor|><|sor|>And then it... continues<|eor|><|sor|>True<|eor|><|sor|>!false<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | ix95a9y | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does an HTTP loop REST?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SufficientCheck9874 | ixbnv4v | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does it rest?
A while...<|eor|><|sor|>And then it... continues<|eor|><|sor|>True<|eor|><|sor|>!false<|eor|><|sor|>Falsen't<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chinese_snow | ixbi4o1 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does an HTTP loop REST?<|eor|><|sor|>When there's a 508<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | humblevladimirthegr8 | ix90lqd | <|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does it rest?
A while...<|eor|><|sor|>Haha. Thats funny. But seriously, *for* how long?<|eor|><|sor|>Until it reaches terminal condition<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | xq3t2w | <|soss|><|sot|>Cryptocurrency is heavy on parallel processing.<|eot|><|sost|>Oops, meant to say it's a con-currency.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Signal_Ad8579 | iq7jkkb | <|soss|><|sot|>Cryptocurrency is heavy on parallel processing.<|eot|><|sost|>Oops, meant to say it's a con-currency.<|eost|><|sor|>Commenting for con-tinuity<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | iq8gcqh | <|soss|><|sot|>Cryptocurrency is heavy on parallel processing.<|eot|><|sost|>Oops, meant to say it's a con-currency.<|eost|><|sor|>Con-firms<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JusticeBeak | k62v2l | <|soss|><|sot|>I just wrote an anonymous inner class to find the circumference of a circle with a given radius for a first person shooter HUD...<|eot|><|sost|>I call it a 360 no-scope.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tech6hutch | gek95i4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I just wrote an anonymous inner class to find the circumference of a circle with a given radius for a first person shooter HUD...<|eot|><|sost|>I call it a 360 no-scope.<|eost|><|sor|>Inner classes have no scope?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | matrayzz | geknngt | <|soss|><|sot|>I just wrote an anonymous inner class to find the circumference of a circle with a given radius for a first person shooter HUD...<|eot|><|sost|>I call it a 360 no-scope.<|eost|><|sor|>Inner classes have no scope?<|eor|><|sor|>They do<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AgreeableLandscape3 | d1rhli | <|soss|><|sot|>I was attacked by a machine code wizard.<|eot|><|sost|>He hexed me.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IReallyNeedANewName | 7nk2y6 | <|soss|><|sot|>DRM prevents people using software without the cd<|eot|><|sost|>That's just *disc*rimination<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | docolafson | 7ds54l | <|soss|><|sot|>girl are you italian?<|eot|><|sost|>because your code looks a lot like spaghetti<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | docolafson | dq0v90x | <|soss|><|sot|>girl are you italian?<|eot|><|sost|>because your code looks a lot like spaghetti<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>please dont.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | docolafson | dq1gv0e | <|soss|><|sot|>girl are you italian?<|eot|><|sost|>because your code looks a lot like spaghetti<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>hooray im helping<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SlightlyCyborg | 6igh9i | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know when a c++ programmer is bad at tennis?<|eot|><|sost|>...because no matter how many pointers you give them, there is always a fault<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FallingFist | dj6cqlh | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know when a c++ programmer is bad at tennis?<|eot|><|sost|>...because no matter how many pointers you give them, there is always a fault<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get the reference<|eor|><|sor|>If it's real, search for C++ and the terms pointers and fault.
Or this is a masterful reply. Hard to te... | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | garwynn | dj68nrl | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know when a c++ programmer is bad at tennis?<|eot|><|sost|>...because no matter how many pointers you give them, there is always a fault<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get the reference<|eor|><|sor|>If it's real, search for C++ and the terms pointers and fault.
Or this is a masterful reply. Hard to te... | 33 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Rebbit_and_birb | dj64fh3 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know when a c++ programmer is bad at tennis?<|eot|><|sost|>...because no matter how many pointers you give them, there is always a fault<|eost|><|sor|>Haha relatable *cries*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Eagle13559 | dj6r32a | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know when a c++ programmer is bad at tennis?<|eot|><|sost|>...because no matter how many pointers you give them, there is always a fault<|eost|><|sor|>I don't know enough about tennis to get the sports side of this joke. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SlightlyCyborg | dj77khx | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know when a c++ programmer is bad at tennis?<|eot|><|sost|>...because no matter how many pointers you give them, there is always a fault<|eost|><|sor|>I don't know enough about tennis to get the sports side of this joke. <|eor|><|soopr|>I was going to make the joke "How do you know when a c++ ... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | WikiTextBot | dj6u0ds | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you know when a c++ programmer is bad at tennis?<|eot|><|sost|>...because no matter how many pointers you give them, there is always a fault<|eost|><|sor|>I don't know enough about tennis to get the sports side of this joke. <|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serve_(tennis)#Fault<|eor|><|... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | geo_exe1987 | 12r863a | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer go broke?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all of his cache.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | datvm | jgtn7a4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer go broke?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all of his cache.<|eost|><|sor|>Now he becomes a garbage collector to scrape by.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | jguaayc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer go broke?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all of his cache.<|eost|><|sor|>He used up his last 8 bits for a byte.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IBreakCellPhones | jgusout | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer go broke?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all of his cache.<|eost|><|sor|>What does a programmer do when he gets too drunk?
Blows his cache and tosses his cookies.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | A_Cool__Guy | jgv7cgi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer go broke?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all of his cache.<|eost|><|sor|>Shouldve kept an L2 cache<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | 12273jk | <|soss|><|sot|>I got a job with a startup that captures poisonous spiders in the rainforest.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Amazon Web Services<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PyroCatt | jdppdlh | <|soss|><|sot|>I got a job with a startup that captures poisonous spiders in the rainforest.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Amazon Web Services<|eost|><|sor|>I don't think that job is ec2 do<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | u0hio7 | <|soss|><|sot|>I was trapped in a cramped server room.<|eot|><|sost|>I developed clusterphobia.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RedUser03 | i464s96 | <|soss|><|sot|>I was trapped in a cramped server room.<|eot|><|sost|>I developed clusterphobia.<|eost|><|sor|>Was your vision getting cloudy?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TuxRug | i46nln9 | <|soss|><|sot|>I was trapped in a cramped server room.<|eot|><|sost|>I developed clusterphobia.<|eost|><|sor|>Suddenly there was a NOC at the door.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i46pfga | <|soss|><|sot|>I was trapped in a cramped server room.<|eot|><|sost|>I developed clusterphobia.<|eost|><|sor|>Dont herniate a disk. Thats a disaster recovery.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | i498k5g | <|soss|><|sot|>I was trapped in a cramped server room.<|eot|><|sost|>I developed clusterphobia.<|eost|><|sor|>Was your vision getting cloudy?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, I had to put on my hypervisor to see properly.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | txkwtx | <|soss|><|sot|>As a devops engineer, I have nightmares about highschool maths.<|eot|><|sost|>Continuous Integration.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xeirxes | i3marco | <|soss|><|sot|>As a devops engineer, I have nightmares about highschool maths.<|eot|><|sost|>Continuous Integration.<|eost|><|sor|>Really? I was always afraid of trigonometry because my mom said cosining was one of the riskiest things you could do<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | softlyandtenderly | i3mn8ws | <|soss|><|sot|>As a devops engineer, I have nightmares about highschool maths.<|eot|><|sost|>Continuous Integration.<|eost|><|sor|>Amazon drivers live in constant fear of Continuous Delivery<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FriendlyDisorder | i3mv3ci | <|soss|><|sot|>As a devops engineer, I have nightmares about highschool maths.<|eot|><|sost|>Continuous Integration.<|eost|><|sor|>Really? I was always afraid of trigonometry because my mom said cosining was one of the riskiest things you could do<|eor|><|sor|>Plus, I heard too many tans can cause cancer.<|eor|><|sor|>... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mr_Harpo | i3mjy2i | <|soss|><|sot|>As a devops engineer, I have nightmares about highschool maths.<|eot|><|sost|>Continuous Integration.<|eost|><|sor|>Really? I was always afraid of trigonometry because my mom said cosining was one of the riskiest things you could do<|eor|><|sor|>Plus, I heard too many tans can cause cancer.<|eor|><|eoss|... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | i3mc4le | <|soss|><|sot|>As a devops engineer, I have nightmares about highschool maths.<|eot|><|sost|>Continuous Integration.<|eost|><|sor|>Really? I was always afraid of trigonometry because my mom said cosining was one of the riskiest things you could do<|eor|><|soopr|>r/MathJokes<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | i3o0kp2 | <|soss|><|sot|>As a devops engineer, I have nightmares about highschool maths.<|eot|><|sost|>Continuous Integration.<|eost|><|sor|>I guess it is something you have to commit to at some point<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | s1eriz | <|soss|><|sot|>what do you call a computer enthusiast, who uses Docker?<|eot|><|sost|>containerd<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | i_am_buzz_lightyear | hs7sd1u | <|soss|><|sot|>what do you call a computer enthusiast, who uses Docker?<|eot|><|sost|>containerd<|eost|><|sor|>Composed --privelaged --exec<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | swsquid | hs8iylo | <|soss|><|sot|>what do you call a computer enthusiast, who uses Docker?<|eot|><|sost|>containerd<|eost|><|sor|>rm \*.\* thisdude/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Empole | hs9h8kc | <|soss|><|sot|>what do you call a computer enthusiast, who uses Docker?<|eot|><|sost|>containerd<|eost|><|sor|>I don't know I hardly know 'er<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | p51x33 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which Hollywood actor was famous for action hacking over phone-based connections?<|eot|><|sost|>Vim DSL<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
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