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ProgrammerDadJokes
Tyler11223344
dlsbyah
<|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>Because it follows C++, and is therefore C++++ written as: C++ ++ Which makes C#<|eor|><|sor|>++ ++ Makes a #<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks for that, didn't see it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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knightry
dlshm60
<|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>Because it follows C++, and is therefore C++++ written as: C++ ++ Which makes C#<|eor|><|sor|>... though it owes its lineage more to java than to C++. Not sure why they decided to pretend it was part of the C/...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
AresZs
dlqsrrk
<|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|soopr|>I thought about this, while trying to fix my Directory Exclution bug, which is still not fixed. I rly wanna kms right now. (Life as an Apprentice is hard. :/ )<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TASagent
dlr81a1
<|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>They clearly missed a golden opportunity to make it a D query language.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
audigex
dlr5sjy
<|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>I don't think MS ever said so, but my assumption is that like how "C++" is C plus one, C# is one musical note up from C. Add in the fact that "sharp" sounds good, and there you go<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
hgoel0974
dlscab1
<|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>Because it follows C++, and is therefore C++++ written as: C++ ++ Which makes C#<|eor|><|sor|>... though it owes its lineage more to java than to C++. Not sure why they decided to pretend it was part of the C/...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
PussyTermin4tor1337
dlsuhxw
<|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|soopr|>I thought about this, while trying to fix my Directory Exclution bug, which is still not fixed. I rly wanna kms right now. (Life as an Apprentice is hard. :/ )<|eoopr|><|sor|>Kms won't fix your bug, c# is run in ...
6
ProgrammerDadJokes
berinder
dnuav0o
<|soss|><|sot|>Why is C# named C#?<|eot|><|sost|>Cuz you gotta C # to find your bugs... :(<|eost|><|sor|>Because it follows C++, and is therefore C++++ written as: C++ ++ Which makes C#<|eor|><|sor|>... though it owes its lineage more to java than to C++. Not sure why they decided to pretend it was part of the C/...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
meltphace26
43ep1f
<|sols|><|sot|>It may seem kinda random, but they had the same seed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/sJl5S5w.gifv<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
pihkal_
czi7s0k
<|sols|><|sot|>It may seem kinda random, but they had the same seed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/sJl5S5w.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>why do they have helmets on?<|eor|><|sor|>test enviorement<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fuzzyfuzz
czi2ki3
<|sols|><|sot|>It may seem kinda random, but they had the same seed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/sJl5S5w.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>why do they have helmets on?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
youamlame
czj56zs
<|sols|><|sot|>It may seem kinda random, but they had the same seed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/sJl5S5w.gifv<|eol|><|sor|>That title is genius!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
danielsoft1
vhco3s
<|soss|><|sot|>Contrary to popular belief, Unix should be easy to understand:<|eot|><|sost|>it uses plain text wherever possible.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
maxbirkoff
id7gicx
<|soss|><|sot|>Contrary to popular belief, Unix should be easy to understand:<|eot|><|sost|>it uses plain text wherever possible.<|eost|><|sor|>Too smart for me. Could someone please help me understand the punchline?<|eor|><|sor|>the joke is in the dual meaning of plain: (1) in english, "easy to understand" as opposed ...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
SIRBOB-101
id6sw73
<|soss|><|sot|>Contrary to popular belief, Unix should be easy to understand:<|eot|><|sost|>it uses plain text wherever possible.<|eost|><|sor|>take my fucking upvote<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
id8vldj
<|soss|><|sot|>Contrary to popular belief, Unix should be easy to understand:<|eot|><|sost|>it uses plain text wherever possible.<|eost|><|sor|>Too smart for me. Could someone please help me understand the punchline?<|eor|><|sor|>the joke is in the dual meaning of plain: (1) in english, "easy to understand" as opposed ...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DarkNeutron
id85z40
<|soss|><|sot|>Contrary to popular belief, Unix should be easy to understand:<|eot|><|sost|>it uses plain text wherever possible.<|eost|><|sor|>Too smart for me. Could someone please help me understand the punchline?<|eor|><|sor|>the joke is in the dual meaning of plain: (1) in english, "easy to understand" as opposed ...
10
ProgrammerDadJokes
centstwo
id70vjo
<|soss|><|sot|>Contrary to popular belief, Unix should be easy to understand:<|eot|><|sost|>it uses plain text wherever possible.<|eost|><|sor|>Man up!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
lightsecond
id7d7x9
<|soss|><|sot|>Contrary to popular belief, Unix should be easy to understand:<|eot|><|sost|>it uses plain text wherever possible.<|eost|><|sor|>Too smart for me. Could someone please help me understand the punchline?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
twlb9m
<|soss|><|sot|>A programmer took a 32 bit numeric variable narrative and cast it as 16 bits.<|eot|><|sost|>To make a long story shortthats all.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
gmtime
i3gsm7h
<|soss|><|sot|>A programmer took a 32 bit numeric variable narrative and cast it as 16 bits.<|eot|><|sost|>To make a long story shortthats all.<|eost|><|sor|>Ok, I'll byte<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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TheLastCakeIsaLie
i3gxv4m
<|soss|><|sot|>A programmer took a 32 bit numeric variable narrative and cast it as 16 bits.<|eot|><|sost|>To make a long story shortthats all.<|eost|><|sor|>Ok, I'll byte<|eor|><|sor|>The int erior is in flames<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
i3h3mnd
<|soss|><|sot|>A programmer took a 32 bit numeric variable narrative and cast it as 16 bits.<|eot|><|sost|>To make a long story shortthats all.<|eost|><|sor|>Ok, I'll byte<|eor|><|soopr|>And Im gonna double down on it<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
i3hci2m
<|soss|><|sot|>A programmer took a 32 bit numeric variable narrative and cast it as 16 bits.<|eot|><|sost|>To make a long story shortthats all.<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/ok622i/c\_has\_badly\_named\_integer\_types/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
i3hfc78
<|soss|><|sot|>A programmer took a 32 bit numeric variable narrative and cast it as 16 bits.<|eot|><|sost|>To make a long story shortthats all.<|eost|><|sor|>https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerDadJokes/comments/ok622i/c\_has\_badly\_named\_integer\_types/<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes. Similar. And that discussion points out some...
5
ProgrammerDadJokes
hapanda
qenh7q
<|soss|><|sot|>My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
The_Molsen
hhua8ib
<|soss|><|sot|>My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.<|eost|><|sor|>TBF this would be a dope Password<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
lunareffect
hhuffdb
<|soss|><|sot|>My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.<|eost|><|sor|>TBF this would be a dope Password<|eor|><|sor|>Not anymore though.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
BOB_Lusifer
hhup26e
<|soss|><|sot|>My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.<|eost|><|sor|>TBF this would be a dope Password<|eor|><|sor|>[correct horse battery staple](https://xkcd.com/936/)<|eor|><...
20
ProgrammerDadJokes
archangel_mjj
hhwrkze
<|soss|><|sot|>My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital.<|eost|><|sor|>TBF this would be a dope Password<|eor|><|sor|>Not anymore though.<|eor|><|sor|>Posting my passwords online ...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
GoogleIsYourFrenemy
nvkd7i
<|soss|><|sot|>How did USB loose it's land locked status?<|eot|><|sost|>They developed C ports.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
178
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gimmebananachips
h14ujrj
<|soss|><|sot|>How did USB loose it's land locked status?<|eot|><|sost|>They developed C ports.<|eost|><|sor|>one they discover the next generation of ports, they can get their misbehaving files D Ported<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ComputerSoup
h14scf5
<|soss|><|sot|>How did USB loose it's land locked status?<|eot|><|sost|>They developed C ports.<|eost|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>23 people would disagree<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
caerphoto
h150dey
<|soss|><|sot|>How did USB loose it's land locked status?<|eot|><|sost|>They developed C ports.<|eost|><|sor|>This took me wayyy too long to understand... Love it though.<|eor|><|sor|>It might help if it was spelt and punctuated properly.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
UltimateKingCold
h14vxh1
<|soss|><|sot|>How did USB loose it's land locked status?<|eot|><|sost|>They developed C ports.<|eost|><|sor|>This took me wayyy too long to understand... Love it though.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
xiipaoc
h15r9e0
<|soss|><|sot|>How did USB loose it's land locked status?<|eot|><|sost|>They developed C ports.<|eost|><|sor|>Loose it's? Two in a row, dude.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
legaCypowers
7mgapy
<|soss|><|sot|>I asked a girl to come to localhost last night.<|eot|><|sost|>i spent the whole night alone.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
177
ProgrammerDadJokes
II-WalkerGer-II
drtsjyr
<|soss|><|sot|>I asked a girl to come to localhost last night.<|eot|><|sost|>i spent the whole night alone.<|eost|><|sor|>You may need to reconfigure your firewall, unknown entities may have been rejected automatically<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
legaCypowers
dru3k1s
<|soss|><|sot|>I asked a girl to come to localhost last night.<|eot|><|sost|>i spent the whole night alone.<|eost|><|sor|>You may need to reconfigure your firewall, unknown entities may have been rejected automatically<|eor|><|soopr|>Possible, but i think that localhost for her wasn't the same as my localhost.<|eoopr|>...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
PicadorDeBits
drujenj
<|soss|><|sot|>I asked a girl to come to localhost last night.<|eot|><|sost|>i spent the whole night alone.<|eost|><|sor|>Try ~ next time.<|eor|><|sor|>And if trying doesnt work, just catch her!<|eor|><|sor|>Dude, shes not an exception<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
UsablePizza
druu34l
<|soss|><|sot|>I asked a girl to come to localhost last night.<|eot|><|sost|>i spent the whole night alone.<|eost|><|sor|>You may need to reconfigure your firewall, unknown entities may have been rejected automatically<|eor|><|soopr|>Possible, but i think that localhost for her wasn't the same as my localhost.<|eoopr|>...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fb39ca4
dru8pzg
<|soss|><|sot|>I asked a girl to come to localhost last night.<|eot|><|sost|>i spent the whole night alone.<|eost|><|sor|>Try ~ next time.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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looijmansje
drucb2w
<|soss|><|sot|>I asked a girl to come to localhost last night.<|eot|><|sost|>i spent the whole night alone.<|eost|><|sor|>Try ~ next time.<|eor|><|sor|>And if trying doesnt work, just catch her!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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paxromana96
4gjp0k
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do cashiers excel at assembly?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're experts at working with registers.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
GoogleIsYourFrenemy
d2iha36
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do cashiers excel at assembly?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're experts at working with registers.<|eost|><|sor|>*sicks watchdog timer on OP*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Morlunapp
d2j1jud
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do cashiers excel at assembly?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're experts at working with registers.<|eost|><|sor|>They excel at it, you have my word<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
EveningNewbs
d2ixklt
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do cashiers excel at assembly?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're experts at working with registers.<|eost|><|sor|>*sicks watchdog timer on OP*<|eor|><|sor|>*"HLT!"*<|eor|><|sor|>NOP.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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likesdarkgreen
d2jkfmf
<|soss|><|sot|>Why do cashiers excel at assembly?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're experts at working with registers.<|eost|><|sor|>They excel at it, you have my word<|eor|><|sor|>And my axe^^cess !<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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geo_exe1987
z10ub3
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
EngineerBill
ix8br3t
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does it rest? A while...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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missingdays
ix8qn1c
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does it rest? A while...<|eor|><|sor|>And then it... continues<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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SufficientCheck9874
ix8rlsf
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does it rest? A while...<|eor|><|sor|>And then it... continues<|eor|><|sor|>True<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
ZestycloseNeck7985
ix8p6p7
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does it rest? A while...<|eor|><|sor|>Haha. Thats funny. But seriously, *for* how long?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
chinese_snow
ixbhyvq
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does it rest? A while...<|eor|><|sor|>And then it... continues<|eor|><|sor|>True<|eor|><|sor|>!false<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
DABarkspawn
ix95a9y
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does an HTTP loop REST?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
SufficientCheck9874
ixbnv4v
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does it rest? A while...<|eor|><|sor|>And then it... continues<|eor|><|sor|>True<|eor|><|sor|>!false<|eor|><|sor|>Falsen't<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
chinese_snow
ixbi4o1
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does an HTTP loop REST?<|eor|><|sor|>When there's a 508<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
humblevladimirthegr8
ix90lqd
<|soss|><|sot|>How does a loop rest?<|eot|><|sost|>It takes a break<|eost|><|sor|>How long does it rest? A while...<|eor|><|sor|>Haha. Thats funny. But seriously, *for* how long?<|eor|><|sor|>Until it reaches terminal condition<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
xq3t2w
<|soss|><|sot|>Cryptocurrency is heavy on parallel processing.<|eot|><|sost|>Oops, meant to say it's a con-currency.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Signal_Ad8579
iq7jkkb
<|soss|><|sot|>Cryptocurrency is heavy on parallel processing.<|eot|><|sost|>Oops, meant to say it's a con-currency.<|eost|><|sor|>Commenting for con-tinuity<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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existential_issue
iq8gcqh
<|soss|><|sot|>Cryptocurrency is heavy on parallel processing.<|eot|><|sost|>Oops, meant to say it's a con-currency.<|eost|><|sor|>Con-firms<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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JusticeBeak
k62v2l
<|soss|><|sot|>I just wrote an anonymous inner class to find the circumference of a circle with a given radius for a first person shooter HUD...<|eot|><|sost|>I call it a 360 no-scope.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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tech6hutch
gek95i4
<|soss|><|sot|>I just wrote an anonymous inner class to find the circumference of a circle with a given radius for a first person shooter HUD...<|eot|><|sost|>I call it a 360 no-scope.<|eost|><|sor|>Inner classes have no scope?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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matrayzz
geknngt
<|soss|><|sot|>I just wrote an anonymous inner class to find the circumference of a circle with a given radius for a first person shooter HUD...<|eot|><|sost|>I call it a 360 no-scope.<|eost|><|sor|>Inner classes have no scope?<|eor|><|sor|>They do<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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AgreeableLandscape3
d1rhli
<|soss|><|sot|>I was attacked by a machine code wizard.<|eot|><|sost|>He hexed me.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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IReallyNeedANewName
7nk2y6
<|soss|><|sot|>DRM prevents people using software without the cd<|eot|><|sost|>That's just *disc*rimination<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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docolafson
7ds54l
<|soss|><|sot|>girl are you italian?<|eot|><|sost|>because your code looks a lot like spaghetti<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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docolafson
dq0v90x
<|soss|><|sot|>girl are you italian?<|eot|><|sost|>because your code looks a lot like spaghetti<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>please dont.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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docolafson
dq1gv0e
<|soss|><|sot|>girl are you italian?<|eot|><|sost|>because your code looks a lot like spaghetti<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>hooray im helping<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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SlightlyCyborg
6igh9i
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you know when a c++ programmer is bad at tennis?<|eot|><|sost|>...because no matter how many pointers you give them, there is always a fault<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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FallingFist
dj6cqlh
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you know when a c++ programmer is bad at tennis?<|eot|><|sost|>...because no matter how many pointers you give them, there is always a fault<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get the reference<|eor|><|sor|>If it's real, search for C++ and the terms pointers and fault. Or this is a masterful reply. Hard to te...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
garwynn
dj68nrl
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you know when a c++ programmer is bad at tennis?<|eot|><|sost|>...because no matter how many pointers you give them, there is always a fault<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get the reference<|eor|><|sor|>If it's real, search for C++ and the terms pointers and fault. Or this is a masterful reply. Hard to te...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Rebbit_and_birb
dj64fh3
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you know when a c++ programmer is bad at tennis?<|eot|><|sost|>...because no matter how many pointers you give them, there is always a fault<|eost|><|sor|>Haha relatable *cries*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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Eagle13559
dj6r32a
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you know when a c++ programmer is bad at tennis?<|eot|><|sost|>...because no matter how many pointers you give them, there is always a fault<|eost|><|sor|>I don't know enough about tennis to get the sports side of this joke. <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
SlightlyCyborg
dj77khx
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you know when a c++ programmer is bad at tennis?<|eot|><|sost|>...because no matter how many pointers you give them, there is always a fault<|eost|><|sor|>I don't know enough about tennis to get the sports side of this joke. <|eor|><|soopr|>I was going to make the joke "How do you know when a c++ ...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
WikiTextBot
dj6u0ds
<|soss|><|sot|>How do you know when a c++ programmer is bad at tennis?<|eot|><|sost|>...because no matter how many pointers you give them, there is always a fault<|eost|><|sor|>I don't know enough about tennis to get the sports side of this joke. <|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serve_(tennis)#Fault<|eor|><|...
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geo_exe1987
12r863a
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer go broke?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all of his cache.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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datvm
jgtn7a4
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer go broke?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all of his cache.<|eost|><|sor|>Now he becomes a garbage collector to scrape by.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ReactsWithWords
jguaayc
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer go broke?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all of his cache.<|eost|><|sor|>He used up his last 8 bits for a byte.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
IBreakCellPhones
jgusout
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer go broke?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all of his cache.<|eost|><|sor|>What does a programmer do when he gets too drunk? Blows his cache and tosses his cookies.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
A_Cool__Guy
jgv7cgi
<|soss|><|sot|>Why did the programmer go broke?<|eot|><|sost|>He used up all of his cache.<|eost|><|sor|>Shouldve kept an L2 cache<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
Entire-Database1679
12273jk
<|soss|><|sot|>I got a job with a startup that captures poisonous spiders in the rainforest.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Amazon Web Services<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
PyroCatt
jdppdlh
<|soss|><|sot|>I got a job with a startup that captures poisonous spiders in the rainforest.<|eot|><|sost|>It's called Amazon Web Services<|eost|><|sor|>I don't think that job is ec2 do<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
u0hio7
<|soss|><|sot|>I was trapped in a cramped server room.<|eot|><|sost|>I developed clusterphobia.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
RedUser03
i464s96
<|soss|><|sot|>I was trapped in a cramped server room.<|eot|><|sost|>I developed clusterphobia.<|eost|><|sor|>Was your vision getting cloudy?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
TuxRug
i46nln9
<|soss|><|sot|>I was trapped in a cramped server room.<|eot|><|sost|>I developed clusterphobia.<|eost|><|sor|>Suddenly there was a NOC at the door.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
existential_issue
i46pfga
<|soss|><|sot|>I was trapped in a cramped server room.<|eot|><|sost|>I developed clusterphobia.<|eost|><|sor|>Dont herniate a disk. Thats a disaster recovery.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
i498k5g
<|soss|><|sot|>I was trapped in a cramped server room.<|eot|><|sost|>I developed clusterphobia.<|eost|><|sor|>Was your vision getting cloudy?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, I had to put on my hypervisor to see properly.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
txkwtx
<|soss|><|sot|>As a devops engineer, I have nightmares about highschool maths.<|eot|><|sost|>Continuous Integration.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
xeirxes
i3marco
<|soss|><|sot|>As a devops engineer, I have nightmares about highschool maths.<|eot|><|sost|>Continuous Integration.<|eost|><|sor|>Really? I was always afraid of trigonometry because my mom said cosining was one of the riskiest things you could do<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
softlyandtenderly
i3mn8ws
<|soss|><|sot|>As a devops engineer, I have nightmares about highschool maths.<|eot|><|sost|>Continuous Integration.<|eost|><|sor|>Amazon drivers live in constant fear of Continuous Delivery<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
FriendlyDisorder
i3mv3ci
<|soss|><|sot|>As a devops engineer, I have nightmares about highschool maths.<|eot|><|sost|>Continuous Integration.<|eost|><|sor|>Really? I was always afraid of trigonometry because my mom said cosining was one of the riskiest things you could do<|eor|><|sor|>Plus, I heard too many tans can cause cancer.<|eor|><|sor|>...
12
ProgrammerDadJokes
Mr_Harpo
i3mjy2i
<|soss|><|sot|>As a devops engineer, I have nightmares about highschool maths.<|eot|><|sost|>Continuous Integration.<|eost|><|sor|>Really? I was always afraid of trigonometry because my mom said cosining was one of the riskiest things you could do<|eor|><|sor|>Plus, I heard too many tans can cause cancer.<|eor|><|eoss|...
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ProgrammerDadJokes
kwan_e
i3mc4le
<|soss|><|sot|>As a devops engineer, I have nightmares about highschool maths.<|eot|><|sost|>Continuous Integration.<|eost|><|sor|>Really? I was always afraid of trigonometry because my mom said cosining was one of the riskiest things you could do<|eor|><|soopr|>r/MathJokes<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
fuhrmanator
i3o0kp2
<|soss|><|sot|>As a devops engineer, I have nightmares about highschool maths.<|eot|><|sost|>Continuous Integration.<|eost|><|sor|>I guess it is something you have to commit to at some point<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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ProgrammerDadJokes
danielsoft1
s1eriz
<|soss|><|sot|>what do you call a computer enthusiast, who uses Docker?<|eot|><|sost|>containerd<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
178
ProgrammerDadJokes
i_am_buzz_lightyear
hs7sd1u
<|soss|><|sot|>what do you call a computer enthusiast, who uses Docker?<|eot|><|sost|>containerd<|eost|><|sor|>Composed --privelaged --exec<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
12
ProgrammerDadJokes
swsquid
hs8iylo
<|soss|><|sot|>what do you call a computer enthusiast, who uses Docker?<|eot|><|sost|>containerd<|eost|><|sor|>rm \*.\* thisdude/<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
7
ProgrammerDadJokes
Empole
hs9h8kc
<|soss|><|sot|>what do you call a computer enthusiast, who uses Docker?<|eot|><|sost|>containerd<|eost|><|sor|>I don't know I hardly know 'er<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
7
ProgrammerDadJokes
fuhrmanator
p51x33
<|soss|><|sot|>Which Hollywood actor was famous for action hacking over phone-based connections?<|eot|><|sost|>Vim DSL<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|>
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