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ProgrammerDadJokes | Cool_As_Your_Dad | h932znq | <|soss|><|sot|>Which Hollywood actor was famous for action hacking over phone-based connections?<|eot|><|sost|>Vim DSL<|eost|><|sor|>Have a upvote!!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SupercraftD | h95duw0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which Hollywood actor was famous for action hacking over phone-based connections?<|eot|><|sost|>Vim DSL<|eost|><|sor|>Read that as Vim Dick Sucking Lips<|eor|><|sor|>Wtf<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Thriven | h95ny21 | <|soss|><|sot|>Which Hollywood actor was famous for action hacking over phone-based connections?<|eot|><|sost|>Vim DSL<|eost|><|sor|>He was caught easily because he couldn't find the exit.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | yhdaqk | <|soss|><|sot|>The next iteration of Tesla's Autopilot will run on a new computer architecture designed to help Americans use roundabouts.<|eot|><|sost|>It's Turning Complete.
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(Inspired by a lecturer who kept saying "Alan Turning")<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | iud8sra | <|soss|><|sot|>The next iteration of Tesla's Autopilot will run on a new computer architecture designed to help Americans use roundabouts.<|eot|><|sost|>It's Turning Complete.
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(Inspired by a lecturer who kept saying "Alan Turning")<|eost|><|sor|>For telecommunications would they then use a *rotary*... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | iudzncf | <|soss|><|sot|>The next iteration of Tesla's Autopilot will run on a new computer architecture designed to help Americans use roundabouts.<|eot|><|sost|>It's Turning Complete.
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(Inspired by a lecturer who kept saying "Alan Turning")<|eost|><|sor|>Poor guy. What the Brits did to him was unforgivable.... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tias | iuec987 | <|soss|><|sot|>The next iteration of Tesla's Autopilot will run on a new computer architecture designed to help Americans use roundabouts.<|eot|><|sost|>It's Turning Complete.
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(Inspired by a lecturer who kept saying "Alan Turning")<|eost|><|sor|>Poor guy. What the Brits did to him was unforgivable.... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS | xpibmu | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know Groot has a sibling that is a Linux Admin?<|eot|><|sost|>All they ever talk about is work. "I am Root"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Defiant-Peace-493 | iq4v6n6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know Groot has a sibling that is a Linux Admin?<|eot|><|sost|>All they ever talk about is work. "I am Root"<|eost|><|sor|>If there's a L(ocal) User, surely there must be a G(lobal) Root?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS | iq6h0ge | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know Groot has a sibling that is a Linux Admin?<|eot|><|sost|>All they ever talk about is work. "I am Root"<|eost|><|sor|>/r/programmerdadjokes<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes, that's the sub we're in.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | iq6bnm5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know Groot has a sibling that is a Linux Admin?<|eot|><|sost|>All they ever talk about is work. "I am Root"<|eost|><|sor|>If there's a L(ocal) User, surely there must be a G(lobal) Root?<|eor|><|sor|>The real joke is in the comments.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MeatIntelligent1921 | iq4omz0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know Groot has a sibling that is a Linux Admin?<|eot|><|sost|>All they ever talk about is work. "I am Root"<|eost|><|sor|>Lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | M_T_Head | iq6w8i1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you know Groot has a sibling that is a Linux Admin?<|eot|><|sost|>All they ever talk about is work. "I am Root"<|eost|><|sor|>Whoami<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | v86j88 | <|soss|><|sot|>A batch programmer got excited when tests showed 50% savings in I/O performance. But you know what they say<|eot|><|sost|>Timed files when youre halving fun.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SilentFoxScream | ibor8wx | <|soss|><|sot|>A batch programmer got excited when tests showed 50% savings in I/O performance. But you know what they say<|eot|><|sost|>Timed files when youre halving fun.<|eost|><|sor|>\*groan\* This is the first one of these that's made me angry. Good job.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ibot5gw | <|soss|><|sot|>A batch programmer got excited when tests showed 50% savings in I/O performance. But you know what they say<|eot|><|sost|>Timed files when youre halving fun.<|eost|><|sor|>\*groan\* This is the first one of these that's made me angry. Good job.<|eor|><|soopr|>It was a very good batch job, indeed!<|eoopr... | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | SilentFoxScream | ibottur | <|soss|><|sot|>A batch programmer got excited when tests showed 50% savings in I/O performance. But you know what they say<|eot|><|sost|>Timed files when youre halving fun.<|eost|><|sor|>\*groan\* This is the first one of these that's made me angry. Good job.<|eor|><|soopr|>It was a very good batch job, indeed!<|eoopr... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ok_Detective5953 | ibouspv | <|soss|><|sot|>A batch programmer got excited when tests showed 50% savings in I/O performance. But you know what they say<|eot|><|sost|>Timed files when youre halving fun.<|eost|><|sor|>Is there a reference Im missing or would it not make more sense saying *time flys*?
Its been a while since Ive written a batch scri... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ibosvdq | <|soss|><|sot|>A batch programmer got excited when tests showed 50% savings in I/O performance. But you know what they say<|eot|><|sost|>Timed files when youre halving fun.<|eost|><|sor|>Is there a reference Im missing or would it not make more sense saying *time flys*?
Its been a while since Ive written a batch scri... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ok_Detective5953 | ibord1d | <|soss|><|sot|>A batch programmer got excited when tests showed 50% savings in I/O performance. But you know what they say<|eot|><|sost|>Timed files when youre halving fun.<|eost|><|sor|>Is there a reference Im missing or would it not make more sense saying *time flys*?
Its been a while since Ive written a batch scri... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ibovjtd | <|soss|><|sot|>A batch programmer got excited when tests showed 50% savings in I/O performance. But you know what they say<|eot|><|sost|>Timed files when youre halving fun.<|eost|><|sor|>Is there a reference Im missing or would it not make more sense saying *time flys*?
Its been a while since Ive written a batch scri... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | p-alisson | av4n1t | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you watch the Lady Gaga's movie about Heuristic search?<|eot|><|sost|>"A* is born"<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AnAverageFreak | ehdrbbp | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you watch the Lady Gaga's movie about Heuristic search?<|eot|><|sost|>"A* is born"<|eost|><|sor|>YESSSSSSS!!!!!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kinectech | 9cc67d | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a frontend web developer?<|eot|><|sost|>A diveloper<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Earhacker | e59ynd9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a frontend web developer?<|eot|><|sost|>A diveloper<|eost|><|sor|><div class "laughed">
<p>upvoted</p>
</div><|eor|><|sor|>You forgot a = there<|eor|><|sor|>Works on my machine<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | _piny | e59rsx3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a frontend web developer?<|eot|><|sost|>A diveloper<|eost|><|sor|><div class "laughed">
<p>upvoted</p>
</div><|eor|><|sor|>You forgot a = there<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dbm5 | e5acml3 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you call a frontend web developer?<|eot|><|sost|>A diveloper<|eost|><|sor|><strong>ugh</strong><|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 11dasbt | <|soss|><|sot|>I run a coding camp for kids, hacking Windows tablets. They've got a lot to learn, but didn't do too much damage.<|eot|><|sost|>They've only just scratched the Surface.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ja88szm | <|soss|><|sot|>I run a coding camp for kids, hacking Windows tablets. They've got a lot to learn, but didn't do too much damage.<|eot|><|sost|>They've only just scratched the Surface.<|eost|><|sor|>They did manage to hack one brand, but it was Asus af tablet.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | ja962cg | <|soss|><|sot|>I run a coding camp for kids, hacking Windows tablets. They've got a lot to learn, but didn't do too much damage.<|eot|><|sost|>They've only just scratched the Surface.<|eost|><|sor|>Good thing [Bill Belichick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djB2xgALGfI) isn't one of your students.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endof... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | 9to5Dude | zxx22y | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iso3200 | j233vpa | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>There's 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Early-Sale4756 | j235b42 | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Hi (11001), Im dad<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | NiceMirror | j23860i | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Ahh to be 0x19 again<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KingJellyfishII | j23d1jx | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>There's 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.<|eor|><|sor|>there are two kinds of people in the world - those who can extrapolate from incomplete datasets<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | get_off_my_lawn_n0w | j22s4dy | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>If this is a dad joke, then I'm missing it.<|eor|><|sor|>You have such non binary thinking.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | j22qn9s | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>If this is a dad joke, then I'm missing it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Upbeat_Box_3768 | j22t45x | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Happy 25th? Idk Im a networking guy that uses python sometimes lol<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Killingspree1985 | j22xzcp | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Happy birthday. I feel old (turning 100110 in 2023).<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iso3200 | j233zb4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Happy 25th? Idk Im a networking guy that uses python sometimes lol<|eor|><|sor|>understanding binary is still useful for understanding network masks.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | InfernoSlayer2 | j249iaw | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>My age is always 001, but the base varies.<|eor|><|sor|>Did you mean to say 10? 1 is one in every base.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bmshklkh | j24bnow | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Happy 031st birthday!<|eor|><|sor|>Not 31 lol<|eor|><|sor|>The leading zero is apparently the octal prefix. From googling, it at least traces back to C/C+, and some other languages have deprecated that in favour of using the more consistent "0o".
0o3... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reddit_user_25 | j247d57 | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>My age is always 001, but the base varies.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Vikulik123_CZ | j23aef3 | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>There's 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.<|eor|><|sor|>and those who realise this is a ternary joke and OP will soon be the oldest person on earth<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JustinHuPrime | j23tyu4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Happy 031st birthday!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reddit_user_25 | j24m7yw | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>My age is always 001, but the base varies.<|eor|><|sor|>Did you mean to say 10? 1 is one in every base.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, indeed.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | maxbirkoff | j272z1j | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Ahh to be 0x19 again<|eor|><|sor|>They didn't say 0b11001, you can remove this "0x"<|eor|><|sor|>The 0b prefix is implied. any other integer base (including 3) would not yield a number that could reasonably be interpreted as a living human's age.
If ... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wallefan01 | j25qqfq | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Happy 031st birthday!<|eor|><|sor|>Not 31 lol<|eor|><|sor|>The leading zero is apparently the octal prefix. From googling, it at least traces back to C/C+, and some other languages have deprecated that in favour of using the more consistent "0o".
0o3... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dramatic_Change_1838 | j23kj8d | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>Happy birthday!
I turn 110111 in a couple days. Be dead soon.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Tropilax46 | j23bh9m | <|soss|><|sot|>I turned (11001) today. <|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>i am non-binary, because of you i had to go binary for 20 sec. FU!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | wlcg4v | <|soss|><|sot|>I've developed a new scripting language for designing bikini bottoms<|eot|><|sost|>I call it PyThong.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ijsughf | <|soss|><|sot|>I've developed a new scripting language for designing bikini bottoms<|eot|><|sost|>I call it PyThong.<|eost|><|sor|>Early reviews call it *object*ifying and *class*y at the same time.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | ijsshq6 | <|soss|><|sot|>I've developed a new scripting language for designing bikini bottoms<|eot|><|sost|>I call it PyThong.<|eost|><|sor|>How well does it handle C strings?<|eor|><|soopr|>It has it's own type, called G-strings.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | northrupthebandgeek | ijsqjzz | <|soss|><|sot|>I've developed a new scripting language for designing bikini bottoms<|eot|><|sost|>I call it PyThong.<|eost|><|sor|>How well does it handle C strings?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | ijsziqx | <|soss|><|sot|>I've developed a new scripting language for designing bikini bottoms<|eot|><|sost|>I call it PyThong.<|eost|><|sor|>Early reviews call it *object*ifying and *class*y at the same time.<|eor|><|soopr|>lol<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | ijtlchl | <|soss|><|sot|>I've developed a new scripting language for designing bikini bottoms<|eot|><|sost|>I call it PyThong.<|eost|><|sor|>How well does it handle C strings?<|eor|><|sor|>If you ever want to look something up about strings in the C language, you can Google "c strings", the web results are fine. Just don't look ... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Tw33ty_Pie | pl1zyj | <|soss|><|sot|>A mcdonalds worker became a software engineer<|eot|><|sost|>Now he flips arrays for a living<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xiipaoc | hc7slad | <|soss|><|sot|>A mcdonalds worker became a software engineer<|eot|><|sost|>Now he flips arrays for a living<|eost|><|sor|>`arr.reverse()`
SALARY PLEASE!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Ripped_White_Duke | hc7c6za | <|soss|><|sot|>A mcdonalds worker became a software engineer<|eot|><|sost|>Now he flips arrays for a living<|eost|><|sor|>[reaction](https://i.gifer.com/PT6a.gif)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | theangeryemacsshibe | hc8l4qu | <|soss|><|sot|>A mcdonalds worker became a software engineer<|eot|><|sost|>Now he flips arrays for a living<|eost|><|sor|>[The opposite](https://philip.greenspun.com/humor/mcdonalds-joke):
> John Q. Nerd gets his Master's Degree from the MIT Laboratory for Computer Science here in Technology Square and spends two mon... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | I_am_10_squirrels | n96okr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do petroleum engineers stay away from *nix distros?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't like seeing tarballs<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mirsella | gxnw5uz | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do petroleum engineers stay away from *nix distros?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't like seeing tarballs<|eost|><|sor|>What kind of engine can you put petroleum in it?
You need gas or diesel for them afaik<|eor|><|sor|>what<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheBlackCat13 | gxofpi0 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do petroleum engineers stay away from *nix distros?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't like seeing tarballs<|eost|><|sor|>What kind of engine can you put petroleum in it?
You need gas or diesel for them afaik<|eor|><|sor|>r/lostredditors<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RepulsiveSheep | gxp7wk2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do petroleum engineers stay away from *nix distros?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't like seeing tarballs<|eost|><|sor|>What kind of engine can you put petroleum in it?
You need gas or diesel for them afaik<|eor|><|sor|>I actually laughed because I thought you were making a joke and so I expected a punchlin... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wilczek24 | gxogv7a | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do petroleum engineers stay away from *nix distros?<|eot|><|sost|>They don't like seeing tarballs<|eost|><|sor|>What kind of engine can you put petroleum in it?
You need gas or diesel for them afaik<|eor|><|sor|>Engineers doesn't mean engine-people... Although I like the way you think!<|eor|><|eoss|... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | eamdqh | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer say when he was fixing the bug?<|eot|><|sost|>"I just need a little while."<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | King_Bonio | faukypm | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer say when he was fixing the bug?<|eot|><|sost|>"I just need a little while."<|eost|><|sor|>*Starts the infinite loop of bug hunting*
while (bugs.length > 0) {
const newBug = digFurther();
bugs.push(newBug);
}<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DaGhostmeister | fawk6zs | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer say when he was fixing the bug?<|eot|><|sost|>"I just need a little while."<|eost|><|sor|>*Starts the infinite loop of bug hunting*
while (bugs.length > 0) {
const newBug = digFurther();
bugs.push(newBug);
}<|eor|><|sor|>Other than readability, it's... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | iamjohnhenry | favrifh | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer say when he was fixing the bug?<|eot|><|sost|>"I just need a little while."<|eost|><|sor|>Even without the pun specifically referencing a "while loop", hearing a programmer estimate that fixing a bug will take a small amount of time is hilarious.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | King_Bonio | fawl624 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer say when he was fixing the bug?<|eot|><|sost|>"I just need a little while."<|eost|><|sor|>*Starts the infinite loop of bug hunting*
while (bugs.length > 0) {
const newBug = digFurther();
bugs.push(newBug);
}<|eor|><|sor|>Other than readability, it's... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dullbananas | favhnlj | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer say when he was fixing the bug?<|eot|><|sost|>"I just need a little while."<|eost|><|sor|>*laughs in golang*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | arilotter | fawnnqm | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer say when he was fixing the bug?<|eot|><|sost|>"I just need a little while."<|eost|><|sor|>*Starts the infinite loop of bug hunting*
while (bugs.length > 0) {
const newBug = digFurther();
bugs.push(newBug);
}<|eor|><|sor|>Other than readability, it's... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | King_Bonio | fawntap | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer say when he was fixing the bug?<|eot|><|sost|>"I just need a little while."<|eost|><|sor|>*Starts the infinite loop of bug hunting*
while (bugs.length > 0) {
const newBug = digFurther();
bugs.push(newBug);
}<|eor|><|sor|>Other than readability, it's... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | arilotter | fawo7hr | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the programmer say when he was fixing the bug?<|eot|><|sost|>"I just need a little while."<|eost|><|sor|>*Starts the infinite loop of bug hunting*
while (bugs.length > 0) {
const newBug = digFurther();
bugs.push(newBug);
}<|eor|><|sor|>Other than readability, it's... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KentoNishi | a5ppae | <|soss|><|sot|>What do historic battles and DDOS attacks have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>They both have a colonel executing commands.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TineGlitch | ebojy7e | <|soss|><|sot|>What do historic battles and DDOS attacks have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>They both have a colonel executing commands.<|eost|><|sor|>Colonel: Charge
Colonel: Charge
Colonel: Charge<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jk_scowling | ebqawpi | <|soss|><|sot|>What do historic battles and DDOS attacks have in common?<|eot|><|sost|>They both have a colonel executing commands.<|eost|><|sor|>Colonel: Charge
Colonel: Charge
Colonel: Charge<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Kernel: Panic.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | datsundere | 8dritu | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the novice programmer always orders ravioli for Italian??<|eot|><|sost|>Cause s/he has enough spaghetti in their code<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | LordWaffleaCat | dxpgv5f | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the novice programmer always orders ravioli for Italian??<|eot|><|sost|>Cause s/he has enough spaghetti in their code<|eost|><|sor|>Reported<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Cantfirmed | dxq60t7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the novice programmer always orders ravioli for Italian??<|eot|><|sost|>Cause s/he has enough spaghetti in their code<|eost|><|sor|>!redditgarlic<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | garlicbot | dxq64z3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the novice programmer always orders ravioli for Italian??<|eot|><|sost|>Cause s/he has enough spaghetti in their code<|eost|><|sor|>!redditgarlic<|eor|><|sor|>[**Here's your Reddit Garlic, datsundere!**](https://i.redd.it/0cy3nmwrucwz.jpg "Reddit Garlic")
/u/datsundere has received garlic 1 ti... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoodBot_BadBot | dxqn6t2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the novice programmer always orders ravioli for Italian??<|eot|><|sost|>Cause s/he has enough spaghetti in their code<|eost|><|sor|>!redditgarlic<|eor|><|sor|>[**Here's your Reddit Garlic, datsundere!**](https://i.imgur.com/NHbZOT6.jpg "Reddit Garlic")
/u/datsundere has received garlic 2 times... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomnommish | dxqauid | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the novice programmer always orders ravioli for Italian??<|eot|><|sost|>Cause s/he has enough spaghetti in their code<|eost|><|sor|>The side effects of nodular programming.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mtbinkdotcom | dxqns16 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why does the novice programmer always orders ravioli for Italian??<|eot|><|sost|>Cause s/he has enough spaghetti in their code<|eost|><|sor|>Reported<|eor|><|sor|>Seconded.<|eor|><|sor|>Thirded.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Toberwin | 7kqvpw | <|soss|><|sot|>I personally believe that boy scouts have an advantage for solving most interview programming problems...<|eot|><|sost|>Because theyre good at string manipulation...<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | johannz | drhexma | <|soss|><|sot|>I personally believe that boy scouts have an advantage for solving most interview programming problems...<|eot|><|sost|>Because theyre good at string manipulation...<|eost|><|sor|>Good joke but I'd consider rephrasing the punch line as:
Because tying knots is just string manipulation.
<|eor|><|eoss|><|... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GadgetComa | drhzlg0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I personally believe that boy scouts have an advantage for solving most interview programming problems...<|eot|><|sost|>Because theyre good at string manipulation...<|eost|><|sor|>Good joke but I'd consider rephrasing the punch line as:
Because tying knots is just string manipulation.
<|eor|><|sor|>I c... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | petrifiedclam | 50kovp | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the object-oriented way to become rich?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dman-no-one | d75hq51 | <|soss|><|sot|>What's the object-oriented way to become rich?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance.<|eost|><|sor|>Audibly groaned.
Looks like this sub is doing it's job well..<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | xmkd5n | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the database developer who took a second job because they had loads of time?<|eot|><|sost|>They're waiting on tables.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | ipoudlf | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the database developer who took a second job because they had loads of time?<|eot|><|sost|>They're waiting on tables.<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, can't wait to hear the SQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | chuckitoutorelse | ipp2kcb | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the database developer who took a second job because they had loads of time?<|eot|><|sost|>They're waiting on tables.<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, can't wait to hear the SQL<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry NoSQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 35 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ShinraSan | ippdoew | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the database developer who took a second job because they had loads of time?<|eot|><|sost|>They're waiting on tables.<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, can't wait to hear the SQL<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry NoSQL<|eor|><|sor|>I'll make my own, I'll call it MySQL<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ippjcc9 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the database developer who took a second job because they had loads of time?<|eot|><|sost|>They're waiting on tables.<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, can't wait to hear the SQL<|eor|><|soopr|>I know it's a key concept, but the idea is still foreign to me.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ippybdn | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the database developer who took a second job because they had loads of time?<|eot|><|sost|>They're waiting on tables.<|eost|><|sor|>He should join their union.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Senappi | ippvkc5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the database developer who took a second job because they had loads of time?<|eot|><|sost|>They're waiting on tables.<|eost|><|sor|>He had loads of time since he didn't commit?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | The_Pinnaker | ipprc72 | <|soss|><|sot|>Did you hear about the database developer who took a second job because they had loads of time?<|eot|><|sost|>They're waiting on tables.<|eost|><|sor|>Great joke, can't wait to hear the SQL<|eor|><|soopr|>I know it's a key concept, but the idea is still foreign to me.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Let me join at your l... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | v1ppyf | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the inventor of null say on their deathbed?<|eot|><|sost|>I regret nothing.
https://www.infoq.com/presentations/Null-References-The-Billion-Dollar-Mistake-Tony-Hoare/<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Kinglink | iaoiu5y | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the inventor of null say on their deathbed?<|eot|><|sost|>I regret nothing.
https://www.infoq.com/presentations/Null-References-The-Billion-Dollar-Mistake-Tony-Hoare/<|eost|><|sor|>Fascinating read. I'll have to listen some time but...
>If it hadn't been for the gets routine in C, we might ha... | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | condorthe2nd | iansw3w | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the inventor of null say on their deathbed?<|eot|><|sost|>I regret nothing.
https://www.infoq.com/presentations/Null-References-The-Billion-Dollar-Mistake-Tony-Hoare/<|eost|><|sor|>You know he wasn't evil, just misguided right?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
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