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ProgrammerDadJokes | wallefan01 | iaq79yn | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the inventor of null say on their deathbed?<|eot|><|sost|>I regret nothing.
https://www.infoq.com/presentations/Null-References-The-Billion-Dollar-Mistake-Tony-Hoare/<|eost|><|sor|>Fascinating read. I'll have to listen some time but...
>If it hadn't been for the gets routine in C, we might ha... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ianvhax | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the inventor of null say on their deathbed?<|eot|><|sost|>I regret nothing.
https://www.infoq.com/presentations/Null-References-The-Billion-Dollar-Mistake-Tony-Hoare/<|eost|><|sor|>You know he wasn't evil, just misguided right?<|eor|><|soopr|>I can't tell if your comment is a joke.<|eoopr|><|eo... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | PeaPanties | iao5jgz | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the inventor of null say on their deathbed?<|eot|><|sost|>I regret nothing.
https://www.infoq.com/presentations/Null-References-The-Billion-Dollar-Mistake-Tony-Hoare/<|eost|><|sor|>What a Hoare<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | iarbhj9 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the inventor of null say on their deathbed?<|eot|><|sost|>I regret nothing.
https://www.infoq.com/presentations/Null-References-The-Billion-Dollar-Mistake-Tony-Hoare/<|eost|><|sor|>Fascinating read. I'll have to listen some time but...
>If it hadn't been for the gets routine in C, we might ha... | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | iao6yk0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the inventor of null say on their deathbed?<|eot|><|sost|>I regret nothing.
https://www.infoq.com/presentations/Null-References-The-Billion-Dollar-Mistake-Tony-Hoare/<|eost|><|sor|>What a Hoare<|eor|><|soopr|>He'd sort you out real quick.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | condorthe2nd | ianvlcu | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the inventor of null say on their deathbed?<|eot|><|sost|>I regret nothing.
https://www.infoq.com/presentations/Null-References-The-Billion-Dollar-Mistake-Tony-Hoare/<|eost|><|sor|>You know he wasn't evil, just misguided right?<|eor|><|soopr|>I can't tell if your comment is a joke.<|eoopr|><|so... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | iarh2vx | <|soss|><|sot|>What did the inventor of null say on their deathbed?<|eot|><|sost|>I regret nothing.
https://www.infoq.com/presentations/Null-References-The-Billion-Dollar-Mistake-Tony-Hoare/<|eost|><|sor|>Fascinating read. I'll have to listen some time but...
>If it hadn't been for the gets routine in C, we might ha... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ofby1 | sk93v2 | <|soss|><|sot|>How does an object-oriented programmer become wealthy?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance!<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | hvjtkdl | <|soss|><|sot|>How does an object-oriented programmer become wealthy?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance!<|eost|><|sor|>Pffft, c++ knows where it's at, diamond inheritance.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Yogi_Kat | hvk2w5o | <|soss|><|sot|>How does an object-oriented programmer become wealthy?<|eot|><|sost|>Inheritance!<|eost|><|sor|>Real money is in multiple inheritance<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | angelos_chalaris | 619noh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the C++ programmer get laid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using *std*...<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kernalphage | dfd0fir | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the C++ programmer get laid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using *std*...<|eost|><|sor|>What about the Java programmer? He kept thinking of women as Objects...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Grididdy | dfd20rl | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the C++ programmer get laid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using *std*...<|eost|><|sor|>What about the Java programmer? He kept thinking of women as Objects...<|eor|><|sor|>Such a shame, even if he could C# it wouldn't change a thing<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Word_Dudely | dfdgjyq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the C++ programmer get laid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using *std*...<|eost|><|sor|>What about the Java programmer? He kept thinking of women as Objects...<|eor|><|sor|>Such a shame, even if he could C# it wouldn't change a thing<|eor|><|sor|>What if he had a large Python?<|eor|><|eoss|><... | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wdouglass | dfdh1ev | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the C++ programmer get laid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using *std*...<|eost|><|sor|>What about the Java programmer? He kept thinking of women as Objects...<|eor|><|sor|>Such a shame, even if he could C# it wouldn't change a thing<|eor|><|sor|>What if he had a large Python?<|eor|><|sor|>He... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Azotherian | dfdtonr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the C++ programmer get laid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using *std*...<|eost|><|sor|>What about the Java programmer? He kept thinking of women as Objects...<|eor|><|sor|>Such a shame, even if he could C# it wouldn't change a thing<|eor|><|sor|>What if he had a large Python?<|eor|><|sor|>He... | 22 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rubdos | dfdwoxb | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the C++ programmer get laid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using *std*...<|eost|><|sor|>What about the Java programmer? He kept thinking of women as Objects...<|eor|><|sor|>Such a shame, even if he could C# it wouldn't change a thing<|eor|><|sor|>What if he had a large Python?<|eor|><|sor|>He... | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Azotherian | dfe5eu2 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the C++ programmer get laid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using *std*...<|eost|><|sor|>What about the Java programmer? He kept thinking of women as Objects...<|eor|><|sor|>Such a shame, even if he could C# it wouldn't change a thing<|eor|><|sor|>What if he had a large Python?<|eor|><|sor|>He... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | baskandpurr | dfdz6vv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the C++ programmer get laid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using *std*...<|eost|><|sor|>What about the Java programmer? He kept thinking of women as Objects...<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact: in C++ unlike Java, even instances of primitive types are objects. Functions still aren't though.<|eor|><|sor|... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | o11c | dfds1kq | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the C++ programmer get laid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using *std*...<|eost|><|sor|>What about the Java programmer? He kept thinking of women as Objects...<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact: in C++ unlike Java, even instances of primitive types are objects. Functions still aren't though.<|eor|><|eoss... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rubdos | dfeeymr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the C++ programmer get laid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using *std*...<|eost|><|sor|>Such a shame, even if he could C# it wouldn't change a thing<|eor|><|sor|>What if he had a large Python?<|eor|><|sor|>He wasn't interested in women. He had a Lisp.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, he Gnu that. He just m... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | califriscon | dfe2voi | <|soss|><|sot|>Why couldn't the C++ programmer get laid?<|eot|><|sost|>Because he was using *std*...<|eost|><|sor|>What about the Java programmer? He kept thinking of women as Objects...<|eor|><|sor|>Such a shame, even if he could C# it wouldn't change a thing<|eor|><|sor|>What if he had a large Python?<|eor|><|sor|>He... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 10pxbxw | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are calculus students bad at low-level programming?<|eot|><|sost|>They always forget C.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Qookie-Monster | j6mp1i3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are calculus students bad at low-level programming?<|eot|><|sost|>They always forget C.<|eost|><|sor|>Kind of a primitive joke tbh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dodexahedron | j6ntx05 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are calculus students bad at low-level programming?<|eot|><|sost|>They always forget C.<|eost|><|sor|>Kind of a primitive joke tbh<|eor|><|sor|>Even primitive jokes are integral to a well-rounded sense of humor.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dodexahedron | j6ob4s4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are calculus students bad at low-level programming?<|eot|><|sost|>They always forget C.<|eost|><|sor|>Kind of a primitive joke tbh<|eor|><|sor|>Even primitive jokes are integral to a well-rounded sense of humor.<|eor|><|sor|>Kind of a derivative joke tbh<|eor|><|sor|>We may be getting off on a tangen... | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Qookie-Monster | j6o6xa6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are calculus students bad at low-level programming?<|eot|><|sost|>They always forget C.<|eost|><|sor|>Kind of a primitive joke tbh<|eor|><|sor|>Even primitive jokes are integral to a well-rounded sense of humor.<|eor|><|sor|>Kind of a derivative joke tbh<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wishnana | j6oedbj | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are calculus students bad at low-level programming?<|eot|><|sost|>They always forget C.<|eost|><|sor|>Because they got stuck with a loop and went continuously integrating & continuously deriving (CI/CD)?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | j6q2qwh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are calculus students bad at low-level programming?<|eot|><|sost|>They always forget C.<|eost|><|sor|>Kind of a primitive joke tbh<|eor|><|sor|>Even primitive jokes are integral to a well-rounded sense of humor.<|eor|><|sor|>Kind of a derivative joke tbh<|eor|><|sor|>We may be getting off on a tangen... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | j6p7q39 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why are calculus students bad at low-level programming?<|eot|><|sost|>They always forget C.<|eost|><|sor|>Kind of a primitive joke tbh<|eor|><|soopr|>I thought it was off the chain
rule.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | 10gtstl | <|soss|><|sot|>My new zip archiver wasn't well received.<|eot|><|sost|>It didn't make a good first compression.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tesla1889 | j550t21 | <|soss|><|sot|>My new zip archiver wasn't well received.<|eot|><|sost|>It didn't make a good first compression.<|eost|><|sor|>give it a chance, it just might grow on you<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | j55co0h | <|soss|><|sot|>My new zip archiver wasn't well received.<|eot|><|sost|>It didn't make a good first compression.<|eost|><|sor|>give it a chance, it just might grow on you<|eor|><|soopr|>It's the bomb.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | athei-nerd | j553ue9 | <|soss|><|sot|>My new zip archiver wasn't well received.<|eot|><|sost|>It didn't make a good first compression.<|eost|><|sor|>So you were unable to extract the appreciation you feel you deserve, and instead got diminishing returns for your effort.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | roselan | j54x2ic | <|soss|><|sot|>My new zip archiver wasn't well received.<|eot|><|sost|>It didn't make a good first compression.<|eost|><|sor|>take my upvote and gout<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | egg__cake | xrtch4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats wrong with object oriented programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>They are not functional.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pinq88 | iqgw9ok | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats wrong with object oriented programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>They are not functional.<|eost|><|sor|>They objectify everything.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KathFfs | iqhf0te | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats wrong with object oriented programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>They are not functional.<|eost|><|sor|>Some might say it's just your opinion, but it is actually completely objective <|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | encaseme | iqhuuax | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats wrong with object oriented programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>They are not functional.<|eost|><|sor|>They've inherited some issues<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Yogi_Kat | iqj1mhv | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats wrong with object oriented programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>They are not functional.<|eost|><|sor|>They objectify everything.<|eor|><|sor|>But they have class<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Healthy-Upstairs-286 | iqhlxkb | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats wrong with object oriented programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>They are not functional.<|eost|><|sor|>But its a class act.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | iqi36fl | <|soss|><|sot|>Whats wrong with object oriented programming languages?<|eot|><|sost|>They are not functional.<|eost|><|sor|>At least they have class<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | tz1r30 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you add to a language that has everything but the kitchen sink?<|eot|><|sost|>[Async](https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/language/coroutines).<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | AdultingGoneMild | i3wme1u | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you add to a language that has everything but the kitchen sink?<|eot|><|sost|>[Async](https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/language/coroutines).<|eost|><|sor|>I await for your applause<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | i3xwgno | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you add to a language that has everything but the kitchen sink?<|eot|><|sost|>[Async](https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/language/coroutines).<|eost|><|sor|>Laughed so hard, I spawned a new thread.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RonSijm | i3yu05n | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you add to a language that has everything but the kitchen sink?<|eot|><|sost|>[Async](https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/language/coroutines).<|eost|><|sor|>This is the worst joke I read all day...
...
Let that sync in<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vkapadia | i3wlzs5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you add to a language that has everything but the kitchen sink?<|eot|><|sost|>[Async](https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/language/coroutines).<|eost|><|sor|>Love this<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Perenially_behind | i3yvcpt | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you add to a language that has everything but the kitchen sink?<|eot|><|sost|>[Async](https://en.cppreference.com/w/cpp/language/coroutines).<|eost|><|sor|>I await for your applause<|eor|><|sor|>No promises.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | rj5g7x | <|soss|><|sot|>what's the difference between Beatles and bugs?<|eot|><|sost|>Beatles live in a submarine and bugs in a subroutine<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | samplasion | hp2f481 | <|soss|><|sot|>what's the difference between Beatles and bugs?<|eot|><|sost|>Beatles live in a submarine and bugs in a subroutine<|eost|><|sor|>We all live in a buggy subroutine<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | call_me_xale | hp3ndbs | <|soss|><|sot|>what's the difference between Beatles and bugs?<|eot|><|sost|>Beatles live in a submarine and bugs in a subroutine<|eost|><|sor|>We all live in a buggy subroutine<|eor|><|sor|>*The tests are all still green*<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Shiver707 | hp4u5u7 | <|soss|><|sot|>what's the difference between Beatles and bugs?<|eot|><|sost|>Beatles live in a submarine and bugs in a subroutine<|eost|><|sor|>We all live in a buggy subroutine<|eor|><|sor|>*The tests are all still green*<|eor|><|sor|>We hate the stupid thing<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mmirate | p91tye | <|soss|><|sot|>I had to research the feasibility of making a religion out of modern cryptography.<|eot|><|sost|>Turns out, while this would be possible, it would be very Diffie-cult.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | h9vjndr | <|soss|><|sot|>I had to research the feasibility of making a religion out of modern cryptography.<|eot|><|sost|>Turns out, while this would be possible, it would be very Diffie-cult.<|eost|><|sor|>What the Hellman<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | greenpeppers100 | h9ut7to | <|soss|><|sot|>I had to research the feasibility of making a religion out of modern cryptography.<|eot|><|sost|>Turns out, while this would be possible, it would be very Diffie-cult.<|eost|><|sor|>Here's an alternative:
I had to research the feasibility of making a religion out of modern cryptocurrency.
Turns out it ... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoogleIsYourFrenemy | h9v56fc | <|soss|><|sot|>I had to research the feasibility of making a religion out of modern cryptography.<|eot|><|sost|>Turns out, while this would be possible, it would be very Diffie-cult.<|eost|><|sor|>Here's an alternative:
I had to research the feasibility of making a religion out of modern cryptocurrency.
Turns out it ... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mechaPantsu | h9wkanv | <|soss|><|sot|>I had to research the feasibility of making a religion out of modern cryptography.<|eot|><|sost|>Turns out, while this would be possible, it would be very Diffie-cult.<|eost|><|sor|>May RNGsus bless your communications and protect you from the BEAST.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | h9wxb3z | <|soss|><|sot|>I had to research the feasibility of making a religion out of modern cryptography.<|eot|><|sost|>Turns out, while this would be possible, it would be very Diffie-cult.<|eost|><|sor|>I care not a Whit for this joke.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mithrandir_14 | hxepqh | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a cmd line joke<|eot|><|sost|>but I think that you guys would bash me if it won't be awk<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mithrandir_14 | fz60p7f | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a cmd line joke<|eot|><|sost|>but I think that you guys would bash me if it won't be awk<|eost|><|sor|>Would you Terminal please with those bad jokes?<|eor|><|soopr|>Oops sorry ! Do you want us to Konsole you now ?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Corvokillsalot | fz61g9x | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a cmd line joke<|eot|><|sost|>but I think that you guys would bash me if it won't be awk<|eost|><|sor|>Would you Terminal please with those bad jokes?<|eor|><|soopr|>Oops sorry ! Do you want us to Konsole you now ?<|eoopr|><|sor|>ssh, he's telling a joke!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mithrandir_14 | fz6209d | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a cmd line joke<|eot|><|sost|>but I think that you guys would bash me if it won't be awk<|eost|><|sor|>Would you Terminal please with those bad jokes?<|eor|><|soopr|>Oops sorry ! Do you want us to Konsole you now ?<|eoopr|><|sor|>ssh, he's telling a joke!<|eor|><|soopr|>Gonna do something else now... | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | donnieashok | fz68upo | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a cmd line joke<|eot|><|sost|>but I think that you guys would bash me if it won't be awk<|eost|><|sor|>This joke is a terminal illness<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | mithrandir_14 | fz663zn | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a cmd line joke<|eot|><|sost|>but I think that you guys would bash me if it won't be awk<|eost|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Are you sure the beach wasn't by a digital ocean ?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IamImposter | fz6jry2 | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a cmd line joke<|eot|><|sost|>but I think that you guys would bash me if it won't be awk<|eost|><|sor|>Would you Terminal please with those bad jokes?<|eor|><|soopr|>Oops sorry ! Do you want us to Konsole you now ?<|eoopr|><|sor|>ssh, he's telling a joke!<|eor|><|soopr|>Gonna do something else now... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Shmutt | fz70z0l | <|soss|><|sot|>I have a cmd line joke<|eot|><|sost|>but I think that you guys would bash me if it won't be awk<|eost|><|sor|>Would you Terminal please with those bad jokes?<|eor|><|soopr|>Oops sorry ! Do you want us to Konsole you now ?<|eoopr|><|sor|>ssh, he's telling a joke!<|eor|><|soopr|>Gonna do something else now... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | OneSixteenthRobot | 9x3tgo | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you code an elephant?<|eot|><|sost|>One byte at a time<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | numma_cway | e9pgp71 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you code an elephant?<|eot|><|sost|>One byte at a time<|eost|><|sor|>Not gonna lie, I don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>That joke is a write-only property. You can't get it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | FlowersOfSin | e9phf1t | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you code an elephant?<|eot|><|sost|>One byte at a time<|eost|><|sor|>Not gonna lie, I don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>That joke is a write-only property. You can't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>This made me chuckle more than the actual post.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | redditcdnfanguy | e9pcy9n | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you code an elephant?<|eot|><|sost|>One byte at a time<|eost|><|sor|>Not gonna lie, I don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>Old joke, how do you eat an elephant....<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GroversGrove | e9pk8bs | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you code an elephant?<|eot|><|sost|>One byte at a time<|eost|><|sor|>Not gonna lie, I don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>That joke is a write-only property. You can't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>r/therealjoke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | spilloid | e9qhtku | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you code an elephant?<|eot|><|sost|>One byte at a time<|eost|><|sor|>How do you code an elephant and a rhino?<|eor|><|sor|>Eleph-I-Know<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nomiis19 | e9ptcl8 | <|soss|><|sot|>How do you code an elephant?<|eot|><|sost|>One byte at a time<|eost|><|sor|>This joke bytes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vidoardes | 9srdxt | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 175 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | MesePudenda | e8rjj0a | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 83 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Bot_Metric | e8qudk8 | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 65 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KJ6BWB | e8r891f | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vidoardes | e8qxc9f | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 31 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vidoardes | e8rz5lx | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | vidoardes | e8qyhjr | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the_monkey_of_lies | e8s2y2a | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | staryoshi06 | e8r1max | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bj_christianson | e8r4662 | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KJ6BWB | e8qxrpa | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 16 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KJ6BWB | e8qx61v | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fdagpigj | e8ra90r | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | jfb1337 | e8siwkd | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KJ6BWB | e8r80he | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheBestNick | e8r6qbo | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Totally_Generic_Name | e8rhksc | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KJ6BWB | e8r8vt4 | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ti_domashnii | e8t99ps | <|soss|><|sot|>A woman sends her programmer husband to the shop for a gallon of milk<|eot|><|sost|>She knows he is a pain, so gives him very specific instructions; "I want a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs get twelve".
He comes back with 13 gallons and a smile on his face after a job well done. "They had eggs"... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GenericPolarBear | cwqbxy | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Chinese developers use chopsticks more than forks?<|eot|><|sost|>The one child policy<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hi_im_sefron | eye3d86 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Chinese developers use chopsticks more than forks?<|eot|><|sost|>The one child policy<|eost|><|sor|>More like r/programmerdarkjokes<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ComputerSystemsProf | eyf3vc4 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why do Chinese developers use chopsticks more than forks?<|eot|><|sost|>The one child policy<|eost|><|sor|>And here I thought I was getting a Dining Philosophers joke...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | seagulls_arent_real | 9rpm5p | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a UDP joke?<|eot|><|sost|>You might not get it. <|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | staviq | e8ituat | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a UDP joke?<|eot|><|sost|>You might not get it. <|eost|><|sor|>A TCP transmission walks into a bar:
- I'd like one beer please.
- Beer ?
- Beer.
A UDP transmission walks into a bar:
- like beer beer please 'd one one. I<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | e8ioq7o | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a UDP joke?<|eot|><|sost|>You might not get it. <|eost|><|sor|>Probably would get it I.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mansao | e8jfq4v | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a UDP joke?<|eot|><|sost|>You might not get it. <|eost|><|sor|>I sometimes feel like this is the only programmer joke in existence. r/crappyreposting<|eor|><|sor|>We only repost TCP jokes around here.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah UDP jokes are usually not received that well on here.<|eor|><|eoss|><|end... | 29 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Plankton404 | e8j4i2z | <|soss|><|sot|>Want to hear a UDP joke?<|eot|><|sost|>You might not get it. <|eost|><|sor|>I sometimes feel like this is the only programmer joke in existence. r/crappyreposting<|eor|><|sor|>We only repost TCP jokes around here.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
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