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ProgrammerDadJokes | EmperorArthur | heepr7x | <|soss|><|sot|>What does my coworker have in common with a Jedi master?<|eot|><|sost|>When there is a conflict, they force push.<|eost|><|sor|>Sounds more like Sith to me.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HorseXNothing | heeshki | <|soss|><|sot|>What does my coworker have in common with a Jedi master?<|eot|><|sost|>When there is a conflict, they force push.<|eost|><|sor|>Sounds more like Sith to me.<|eor|><|sor|>No they'd just use
abs()
for everything<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | aj-ric | heev29r | <|soss|><|sot|>What does my coworker have in common with a Jedi master?<|eot|><|sost|>When there is a conflict, they force push.<|eost|><|sor|>Sounds more like Sith to me.<|eor|><|soopr|>Yeah he just switched to dark mode.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | l2protoss | heg9gmf | <|soss|><|sot|>What does my coworker have in common with a Jedi master?<|eot|><|sost|>When there is a conflict, they force push.<|eost|><|sor|>Also, lack of error handling. Do or do not - there is no try.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | JavamonkYT | g58sjf | <|soss|><|sot|>This function doesnt take no for an answer<|eot|><|sost|>def acceptAnswer(answer):
if answer == no:
return False<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | heisluft | fo209vj | <|soss|><|sot|>This function doesnt take no for an answer<|eot|><|sost|>def acceptAnswer(answer):
if answer == no:
return False<|eost|><|sor|>It does, It just handles it specially. Impressed if you made acceptAnswer(no) a compile time error<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fNek | fo2m7bg | <|soss|><|sot|>This function doesnt take no for an answer<|eot|><|sost|>def acceptAnswer(answer):
if answer == no:
return False<|eost|><|sor|> def acceptAnswer(answer):
if answer == "no":
raise ValueError("answer: {}".format(answer))<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Th3T3chn0R3dd1t | fo3exby | <|soss|><|sot|>This function doesnt take no for an answer<|eot|><|sost|>def acceptAnswer(answer):
if answer == no:
return False<|eost|><|sor|>It does, It just handles it specially. Impressed if you made acceptAnswer(no) a compile time error<|eor|><|sor|>```
public boolean acceptAnswer(String str) {
... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | r_notfound | fo301d1 | <|soss|><|sot|>This function doesnt take no for an answer<|eot|><|sost|>def acceptAnswer(answer):
if answer == no:
return False<|eost|><|sor|> #include <assert.h>
#include <stdbool.h>
#include <string.h>
bool acceptAnswer(const char * const answer)
{
assert(!(strcmp(answer, "n... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nielsly | fo3pxgg | <|soss|><|sot|>This function doesnt take no for an answer<|eot|><|sost|>def acceptAnswer(answer):
if answer == no:
return False<|eost|><|sor|>It does, It just handles it specially. Impressed if you made acceptAnswer(no) a compile time error<|eor|><|sor|>```
public boolean acceptAnswer(String str) {
... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | giggly_kisses | fo3zvto | <|soss|><|sot|>This function doesnt take no for an answer<|eot|><|sost|>def acceptAnswer(answer):
if answer == no:
return False<|eost|><|sor|>It does, It just handles it specially. Impressed if you made acceptAnswer(no) a compile time error<|eor|><|sor|>[It can be done in TypeScript](https://www.typescriptla... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | qaisjp | fo4841t | <|soss|><|sot|>This function doesnt take no for an answer<|eot|><|sost|>def acceptAnswer(answer):
if answer == no:
return False<|eost|><|sor|>It does, It just handles it specially. Impressed if you made acceptAnswer(no) a compile time error<|eor|><|sor|>[It can be done in TypeScript](https://www.typescriptla... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | poops-n-farts | da2al4 | <|soss|><|sot|>I keep trying to understand angular<|eot|><|sost|>but its just so obtuse<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | starchturrets | f1mu30z | <|soss|><|sot|>I keep trying to understand angular<|eot|><|sost|>but its just so obtuse<|eost|><|sor|>Woah there, thats a bit of an over-*Reaction*. You need to take a different point of Vue.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | poops-n-farts | f1nlgxf | <|soss|><|sot|>I keep trying to understand angular<|eot|><|sost|>but its just so obtuse<|eost|><|sor|>Woah there, thats a bit of an over-*Reaction*. You need to take a different point of Vue.<|eor|><|soopr|>it's pretty EMBERassing<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pi3p14 | f1ojahc | <|soss|><|sot|>I keep trying to understand angular<|eot|><|sost|>but its just so obtuse<|eost|><|sor|>That's one way to REACT<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | cldg5o | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the pascal programmer start to write c code?<|eot|><|sost|>He could not take the pressure anymore.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rdrr42 | evv3gdf | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the pascal programmer start to write c code?<|eot|><|sost|>He could not take the pressure anymore.<|eost|><|sor|>C what you did there<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Hennersman123 | evvnwwh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the pascal programmer start to write c code?<|eot|><|sost|>He could not take the pressure anymore.<|eost|><|sor|>That's a very Basic joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HeWhoWritesCode | evw2kyp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the pascal programmer start to write c code?<|eot|><|sost|>He could not take the pressure anymore.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm embarrassed to admit I don't get this - and I've programmed (that means "coded" ) in both Pascal and C.<|eor|><|soopr|>man are you going to learn a [new ton] of information.
[new ... | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | reggie-drax | evw263a | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the pascal programmer start to write c code?<|eot|><|sost|>He could not take the pressure anymore.<|eost|><|sor|>I'm embarrassed to admit I don't get this - and I've programmed (that means "coded" ) in both Pascal and C.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Nordrian | evwhm44 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why did the pascal programmer start to write c code?<|eot|><|sost|>He could not take the pressure anymore.<|eost|><|sor|>That's a very Basic joke<|eor|><|sor|>Well Im glad he had a GO at it.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ymwrrs | <|soss|><|sot|>I invented a file system that allows you to create either hard links, or soft links but only to your home directory.<|eot|><|sost|>Go hard or go home.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Jovokna | wdu8gk | <|soss|><|sot|>I keep a lot of old software up in the little used top floor of my house. I dont let many people up there, but if you really want to see it I suppose I could grant youprogram attic access<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Area51Resident | iil1fb0 | <|soss|><|sot|>I keep a lot of old software up in the little used top floor of my house. I dont let many people up there, but if you really want to see it I suppose I could grant youprogram attic access<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>If it was in the basement would it be root *cellar* access?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | RomanRiesen | iimmsd8 | <|soss|><|sot|>I keep a lot of old software up in the little used top floor of my house. I dont let many people up there, but if you really want to see it I suppose I could grant youprogram attic access<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>If it was in the basement would it be root *cellar* access?<|eor|><|sor|>A stack is - in... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | v9ljtx | <|soss|><|sot|>My friend texts me modem sounds before transferring files to me.<|eot|><|sost|>It's our onomatopeer-to-peer protocol.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | existential_issue | ibx7ec6 | <|soss|><|sot|>My friend texts me modem sounds before transferring files to me.<|eot|><|sost|>It's our onomatopeer-to-peer protocol.<|eost|><|sor|>And those sounds come in as colored text for me. [Synesthesia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia) later, my friend.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | ibyx022 | <|soss|><|sot|>My friend texts me modem sounds before transferring files to me.<|eot|><|sost|>It's our onomatopeer-to-peer protocol.<|eost|><|sor|>A high bandwidth pun.<|eor|><|soopr|>But it seems some people are baud of them.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 9 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | ibyvz1j | <|soss|><|sot|>My friend texts me modem sounds before transferring files to me.<|eot|><|sost|>It's our onomatopeer-to-peer protocol.<|eost|><|sor|>A high bandwidth pun.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ilatir | sw6rhu | <|soss|><|sot|>I was addicted to soap, I could barely sleep...<|eot|><|sost|>... but finally I got some REST.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | ou1v3g | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say if a programmer is not convinced that memory safety is a serious problem?<|eot|><|sost|>The vulnerabilities are all on the records, just C for yourself.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | h6zlmdx | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say if a programmer is not convinced that memory safety is a serious problem?<|eot|><|sost|>The vulnerabilities are all on the records, just C for yourself.<|eost|><|sor|>imagine blaming cringe implementations of software on the language<|eor|><|soopr|>"If you were good at C, it wouldn't have... | 25 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | humblevladimirthegr8 | h70dejj | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say if a programmer is not convinced that memory safety is a serious problem?<|eot|><|sost|>The vulnerabilities are all on the records, just C for yourself.<|eost|><|sor|>I know I must've run into memory problems, but I don't remember.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kandrew313 | h706si6 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say if a programmer is not convinced that memory safety is a serious problem?<|eot|><|sost|>The vulnerabilities are all on the records, just C for yourself.<|eost|><|sor|>That they must have never expirenced a production meltdown that seemes to come out of nowhere at random times that halts t... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | h6zoyfl | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say if a programmer is not convinced that memory safety is a serious problem?<|eot|><|sost|>The vulnerabilities are all on the records, just C for yourself.<|eost|><|sor|>imagine blaming cringe implementations of software on the language<|eor|><|soopr|>"If you were good at C, it wouldn't have... | 15 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fantasticsarcastic1 | xjgupv | <|sols|><|sot|>What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?<|eot|><|sol|>/r/dadjokes/comments/xisuf2/whats_the_difference_between_a_vegan_and_a/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ReactsWithWords | ip9oc0h | <|sols|><|sot|>What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?<|eot|><|sol|>/r/dadjokes/comments/xisuf2/whats_the_difference_between_a_vegan_and_a/<|eol|><|sor|>?<|eor|><|sor|>I can see you're confused by a word. Let me clarify.
A "Computer programmer" is someone who writes "code," ie, gives instruct... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | p2y9au | <|soss|><|sot|>an IT guy visits a psychiatrist<|eot|><|sost|>An IT guy visits a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asks: "What brings you here?" The IT guy responds: "I am an avatar: an incarnation of a deity." The psychiatrist smiles and replies: "Does that mean you can perform big miracles?" The IT guy answers: "No big m... | 133 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | gmtime | h8neo02 | <|soss|><|sot|>an IT guy visits a psychiatrist<|eot|><|sost|>An IT guy visits a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asks: "What brings you here?" The IT guy responds: "I am an avatar: an incarnation of a deity." The psychiatrist smiles and replies: "Does that mean you can perform big miracles?" The IT guy answers: "No big m... | 61 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | h8nk5if | <|soss|><|sot|>an IT guy visits a psychiatrist<|eot|><|sost|>An IT guy visits a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asks: "What brings you here?" The IT guy responds: "I am an avatar: an incarnation of a deity." The psychiatrist smiles and replies: "Does that mean you can perform big miracles?" The IT guy answers: "No big m... | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TorTheMentor | h8qdjpx | <|soss|><|sot|>an IT guy visits a psychiatrist<|eot|><|sost|>An IT guy visits a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asks: "What brings you here?" The IT guy responds: "I am an avatar: an incarnation of a deity." The psychiatrist smiles and replies: "Does that mean you can perform big miracles?" The IT guy answers: "No big m... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | mbliqn | <|soss|><|sot|>If programmers have GitHub<|eot|><|sost|>Do digestive system doctors have GutHub?<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | majesty86 | grz5y4x | <|soss|><|sot|>If programmers have GitHub<|eot|><|sost|>Do digestive system doctors have GutHub?<|eost|><|sor|>`gut push fart`<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | caleblbaker | grync4o | <|soss|><|sot|>If programmers have GitHub<|eot|><|sost|>Do digestive system doctors have GutHub?<|eost|><|sor|>Isn't guthub the website that just says "you spelled it wrong" because it assumes you meant github?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | HiddenLayer5 | grz65o3 | <|soss|><|sot|>If programmers have GitHub<|eot|><|sost|>Do digestive system doctors have GutHub?<|eost|><|sor|>`gut push fart`<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm afraid to ask what gut pull does.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | IronManTim | gryqq3i | <|soss|><|sot|>If programmers have GitHub<|eot|><|sost|>Do digestive system doctors have GutHub?<|eost|><|sor|>Isn't guthub the website that just says "you spelled it wrong" because it assumes you meant github?<|eor|><|sor|>That's guthib.com<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | dpenton | grzrlbo | <|soss|><|sot|>If programmers have GitHub<|eot|><|sost|>Do digestive system doctors have GutHub?<|eost|><|sor|>`gut push fart`<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm afraid to ask what gut pull does.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Usually you loop **gut pull && gut push** over and over until you have a **splunk overflow**<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | rbprogrammer | grzxntx | <|soss|><|sot|>If programmers have GitHub<|eot|><|sost|>Do digestive system doctors have GutHub?<|eost|><|sor|>`gut push fart`<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm afraid to ask what gut pull does.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Usually you loop **gut pull && gut push** over and over until you have a **splunk overflow**<|eor|><|sor|>_ok, that's enough ... | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | majesty86 | gs0crpb | <|soss|><|sot|>If programmers have GitHub<|eot|><|sost|>Do digestive system doctors have GutHub?<|eost|><|sor|>`gut push fart`<|eor|><|soopr|>I'm afraid to ask what gut pull does.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Usually you loop **gut pull && gut push** over and over until you have a **splunk overflow**<|eor|><|sor|>Then `git blame` th... | 10 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | tallonmetroid56 | k6mt37 | <|soss|><|sot|>Apparently there's a new film about a young lad who falls in love with the percent sign<|eot|><|sost|>They're calling it Harold and Mod<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | heisluft | gemvqyq | <|soss|><|sot|>Apparently there's a new film about a young lad who falls in love with the percent sign<|eot|><|sost|>They're calling it Harold and Mod<|eost|><|sor|>Ouch. Good one<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | i140uj | <|soss|><|sot|>A former programmer screams: "I am not a drug addict! I use dependency injection!"<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Mategi | fzvkjt0 | <|soss|><|sot|>A former programmer screams: "I am not a drug addict! I use dependency injection!"<|eot|><|sost|><|eost|><|sor|>I can stop whenever I want!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | ggc3u0 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you do when you can't Excel in life?<|eot|><|sost|>Take my Word and try PowerPoint.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hearwa | fq2adz2 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you do when you can't Excel in life?<|eot|><|sost|>Take my Word and try PowerPoint.<|eost|><|sor|>What do you do when you cant Calc in life? Take my Writer and try Impress.
Naaaah i knew it, even for jokes LibreOffice is behind.
Edit: Its called Calc, thanks u/fNek!<|eor|><|soopr|>LibreOffice w... | 18 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fNek | fq1wgsb | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you do when you can't Excel in life?<|eot|><|sost|>Take my Word and try PowerPoint.<|eost|><|sor|>What do you do when you cant Calc in life? Take my Writer and try Impress.
Naaaah i knew it, even for jokes LibreOffice is behind.
Edit: Its called Calc, thanks u/fNek!<|eor|><|sor|>Isn't it called... | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | the_sun_flew_away | fq1h1xl | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you do when you can't Excel in life?<|eot|><|sost|>Take my Word and try PowerPoint.<|eost|><|sor|>You open(an)office<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | wcsoon | fq24c7d | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you do when you can't Excel in life?<|eot|><|sost|>Take my Word and try PowerPoint.<|eost|><|sor|>At thee very least, it will allow you to Access a different Outlook.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 11 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | fq25ppx | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you do when you can't Excel in life?<|eot|><|sost|>Take my Word and try PowerPoint.<|eost|><|sor|>At thee very least, it will allow you to Access a different Outlook.<|eor|><|soopr|>Are you Azure?<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | keerat666 | fq1z71m | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you do when you can't Excel in life?<|eot|><|sost|>Take my Word and try PowerPoint.<|eost|><|sor|>What do you do when you cant Calc in life? Take my Writer and try Impress.
Naaaah i knew it, even for jokes LibreOffice is behind.
Edit: Its called Calc, thanks u/fNek!<|eor|><|soopr|>LibreOffice w... | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Molcomb | 7gvg1a | <|soss|><|sot|>what do you call it when 2 geeks fall in love?<|eot|><|sost|>
a CD ROMance ( )<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KJ6BWB | dqm5imm | <|soss|><|sot|>what do you call it when 2 geeks fall in love?<|eot|><|sost|>
a CD ROMance ( )<|eost|><|sor|>You're right, when 2 geeks fall in love it does tend to be a "seedy" romance. ;)<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Molcomb | dqm5q3h | <|soss|><|sot|>what do you call it when 2 geeks fall in love?<|eot|><|sost|>
a CD ROMance ( )<|eost|><|sor|>You're right, when 2 geeks fall in love it does tend to be a "seedy" romance. ;)<|eor|><|soopr|>oh my<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 21 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | bit_of_hope | dqmy72c | <|soss|><|sot|>what do you call it when 2 geeks fall in love?<|eot|><|sost|>
a CD ROMance ( )<|eost|><|sor|>You're right, when 2 geeks fall in love it does tend to be a "seedy" romance. ;)<|eor|><|sor|>Gotta set up that RNG properly.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 13 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Aschentei | dqmj3ts | <|soss|><|sot|>what do you call it when 2 geeks fall in love?<|eot|><|sost|>
a CD ROMance ( )<|eost|><|sor|>
<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 12 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | KJ6BWB | dqn0usj | <|soss|><|sot|>what do you call it when 2 geeks fall in love?<|eot|><|sost|>
a CD ROMance ( )<|eost|><|sor|>You're right, when 2 geeks fall in love it does tend to be a "seedy" romance. ;)<|eor|><|sor|>Gotta set up that RNG properly.<|eor|><|sor|>XKCD [already did](https://xkcd.com/221/). Turns out they'll generate f... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | uninterestingly | dqmjwuh | <|soss|><|sot|>what do you call it when 2 geeks fall in love?<|eot|><|sost|>
a CD ROMance ( )<|eost|><|sor|>()<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | simcup | dqmsnfy | <|soss|><|sot|>what do you call it when 2 geeks fall in love?<|eot|><|sost|>
a CD ROMance ( )<|eost|><|sor|>
<|eor|><|sor|>Ssss...Aaaa...Ffff...Tttt...Yyyy...<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | techstress | 341psl | <|sols|><|sot|>Give me a few Pointers?<|eot|><|sol|>https://xkcd.com/138/<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | drkbeer | 2fcx46 | <|soss|><|sot|>Java Student Gets in Trouble (x-post from programmerhumor)<|eot|><|sost|>A Java student was escorted to the principal's office on his first day of school by a school administrator. The school administrator started to describe the events that took place and he demanded disciplinary action. The Java studen... | 139 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | TheKiwi5000 | cobzsyl | <|soss|><|sot|>Java Student Gets in Trouble (x-post from programmerhumor)<|eot|><|sost|>A Java student was escorted to the principal's office on his first day of school by a school administrator. The school administrator started to describe the events that took place and he demanded disciplinary action. The Java studen... | 26 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | zrsj4h | <|soss|><|sot|>Why should you use lambda functions as much as possible when contributing code to Tor Project?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're anonymous.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | j14hswh | <|soss|><|sot|>Why should you use lambda functions as much as possible when contributing code to Tor Project?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're anonymous.<|eost|><|sor|>That's just Torrible.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | GoldCompetition7722 | j15mda6 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why should you use lambda functions as much as possible when contributing code to Tor Project?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're anonymous.<|eost|><|sor|>That's just Torrible.<|eor|><|sor|>Best thing a read this month!) TY!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Entire-Database1679 | j150rkp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why should you use lambda functions as much as possible when contributing code to Tor Project?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they're anonymous.<|eost|><|sor|>They don't have a name but they do answer when called.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | zbf6wv | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't NFTs be implemented in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are non-fungible.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | technohacker1995 | iyqqnbc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't NFTs be implemented in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are non-fungible.<|eost|><|sor|>Dont get it. Youll have to break it down for me<|eor|><|sor|>>!Rust's name wasn't derived from rusted iron, but rather a robust fungus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust\_(fungus)!<<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext... | 79 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | pirahno | iyqq93o | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't NFTs be implemented in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are non-fungible.<|eost|><|sor|>Dont get it. Youll have to break it down for me<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | technohacker1995 | iyqqiw7 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't NFTs be implemented in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are non-fungible.<|eost|><|sor|>Ooooooh that's a clever one, kudos on the etymology pun<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 23 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | kwan_e | iyqxzrp | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't NFTs be implemented in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are non-fungible.<|eost|><|sor|>Ooooooh that's a clever one, kudos on the etymology pun<|eor|><|soopr|>Thanks.<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ecleptic | iyu70rr | <|soss|><|sot|>Why can't NFTs be implemented in Rust?<|eot|><|sost|>Because they are non-fungible.<|eost|><|sor|>Dont get it. Youll have to break it down for me<|eor|><|sor|>>!Rust's name wasn't derived from rusted iron, but rather a robust fungus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust\_(fungus)!<<|eor|><|sor|>I was not aw... | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | nic0nicon1 | untzc5 | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say when you are selling electronics soldering kits for an 8-bit retro computer?<|eot|><|sost|>Some assembly required, just use the provided instructions.<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | ferrybig | i8ae1ys | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say when you are selling electronics soldering kits for an 8-bit retro computer?<|eot|><|sost|>Some assembly required, just use the provided instructions.<|eost|><|sor|>/r/beneater would also appreciate this joke<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 17 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | random_cat_owner | i8bf5sg | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say when you are selling electronics soldering kits for an 8-bit retro computer?<|eot|><|sost|>Some assembly required, just use the provided instructions.<|eost|><|sor|>this moved me a bit<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | DABarkspawn | i8bo0sv | <|soss|><|sot|>What do you say when you are selling electronics soldering kits for an 8-bit retro computer?<|eot|><|sost|>Some assembly required, just use the provided instructions.<|eost|><|sor|>this moved me a bit<|eor|><|sor|>Because it is so pushy and pokey.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 5 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | danielsoft1 | uhc2ac | <|soss|><|sot|>a C++ object goes to Facebook and there's a notification:<|eot|><|sost|>ostream& operator<< wants to be friends<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | donblas | i777122 | <|soss|><|sot|>a C++ object goes to Facebook and there's a notification:<|eot|><|sost|>ostream& operator<< wants to be friends<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friend_class<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 24 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Dako1905 | i7748km | <|soss|><|sot|>a C++ object goes to Facebook and there's a notification:<|eot|><|sost|>ostream& operator<< wants to be friends<|eost|><|sor|>I don't get it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 19 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Michael428 | m43c8w | <|soss|><|sot|>Why were the Flintstones bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>They only used one fred<|eost|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Pitiful-Waltz | gqslitk | <|soss|><|sot|>Why were the Flintstones bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>They only used one fred<|eost|><|sor|>As in "it's single *fredded*"?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Michael428 | gqslon3 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why were the Flintstones bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>They only used one fred<|eost|><|sor|>As in "it's single *fredded*"?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes like single ~~threaded~~ fredded<|eoopr|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Pitiful-Waltz | gqslh3f | <|soss|><|sot|>Why were the Flintstones bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>They only used one fred<|eost|><|sor|>ok you got me, what's a *fred*?<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 20 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xiipaoc | gqsnkq5 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why were the Flintstones bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>They only used one fred<|eost|><|sor|>Javascript would like to have a word with you.<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 14 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | sirxir | gqtan0u | <|soss|><|sot|>Why were the Flintstones bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>They only used one fred<|eost|><|sor|>Javascript would like to have a word with you.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I share this sentiment. Many find it fun to poop on Java, "haha Java slow," but I find it mostly blows the other bytecode compet... | 8 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | fuhrmanator | gqu7luc | <|soss|><|sot|>Why were the Flintstones bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>They only used one fred<|eost|><|sor|>ok you got me, what's a *fred*?<|eor|><|sor|>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Th-fronting<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | hughperman | gqudo8q | <|soss|><|sot|>Why were the Flintstones bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>They only used one fred<|eost|><|sor|>You are a bad programmer for using a single thread!? Well you heard it here first - JavaScript programmers, you are all bad!<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think this is the first they've heard it<|eor|><|eoss|><|endofte... | 7 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Siggi_pop | gqtor0p | <|soss|><|sot|>Why were the Flintstones bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>They only used one fred<|eost|><|sor|>You are a bad programmer for using a single thread!? Well you heard it here first - JavaScript programmers, you are all bad!<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | xilban | gqsvfvs | <|soss|><|sot|>Why were the Flintstones bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>They only used one fred<|eost|><|sor|>ok you got me, what's a *fred*?<|eor|><|sor|>Fred
Thread<|eor|><|eoss|><|endoftext|> | 6 |
ProgrammerDadJokes | Siggi_pop | gquliu1 | <|soss|><|sot|>Why were the Flintstones bad programmers?<|eot|><|sost|>They only used one fred<|eost|><|sor|>You are a bad programmer for using a single thread!? Well you heard it here first - JavaScript programmers, you are all bad!<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think this is the first they've heard it<|eor|><|sor|>There shou... | 6 |
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