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programmerhumor | sirspidermonkey | j0z9r1m | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you guys get assignments? shit is boring over here.<|eor|><|sor|>I have 6 six courses, assignments every week, some assignments have 10 exercises in them. Its hell.
Edit: I love doing it though. Its hard work, but a gre... | 74 |
programmerhumor | sirspidermonkey | j0zox33 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you guys get assignments? shit is boring over here.<|eor|><|sor|>I have 6 six courses, assignments every week, some assignments have 10 exercises in them. Its hell.
Edit: I love doing it though. Its hard work, but a gre... | 67 |
programmerhumor | sobermonkey37 | j0zjwto | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you guys get assignments? shit is boring over here.<|eor|><|sor|>I have 6 six courses, assignments every week, some assignments have 10 exercises in them. Its hell.
Edit: I love doing it though. Its hard work, but a gre... | 54 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | wb6uaf | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77,560 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii5f1gb | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do I fix my memory leak?<|eor|><|soopr|>I dont remember<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20,706 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii59cti | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the big O notation for hello world?<|eor|><|soopr|>HellO wOrld<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18,437 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4vx2m | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How are you so good in reading regex and where did you learn it?<|eor|><|soopr|>Girls rejex me all the time when I ask them out. I learnt it from life.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17,895 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii50e3r | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have a merge conflict, how do I push to main?<|eor|><|soopr|>Therapy<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15,611 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4zv5m | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the difference between real mode and protected mode?<|eor|><|soopr|>Real mode activates when you stop living with your parents, before that you are in protected mode<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14,747 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4vrfg | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do I exit vim?<|eor|><|soopr|>You dont.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13,980 |
programmerhumor | Yawmn | ii5fapr | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do i kill the child process?<|eor|><|sor|>bro who reported me <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12,721 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii50gbu | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why are static factories evil?<|eor|><|soopr|>They pollute the environment<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,125 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4xpuf | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>JSON, YAML, or XML?<|eor|><|soopr|>My bro Jason always has my back. Gotta go with him<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,714 |
programmerhumor | Yawmn | ii51dov | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do i kill the child process?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,286 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4yp02 | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How will Carbon affects Rust?<|eor|><|soopr|>Higher carbon reduces air corrosion resistance, which causes rusting.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,095 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4zgoj | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you recommend me a good tutorial for C# ?<|eor|><|soopr|>https://youtu.be/9OzghRq31YM<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,057 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii59dvm | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>who uses fortran?<|eor|><|soopr|>Fortnite players on the run<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,051 |
programmerhumor | InformationSharp103 | ii50tl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do I fix my memory leak?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,929 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4xic1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is unit testing waste of time?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes it is. Imagine all that time you could instead spend speaking to native speakers of your coding language.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,285 |
programmerhumor | emma7734 | ii5242l | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the big O notation for hello world?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,154 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii58g04 | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you invert a Binary Tree?<|eor|><|soopr|>Deforestation isnt cool man<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,117 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4vhuw | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What do you think a "bean" in java is?<|eor|><|soopr|>Thats what they used to make fall guys and among us<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,743 |
programmerhumor | Mister_Orange78 | ii500st | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have a merge conflict, how do I push to main?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,443 |
programmerhumor | ColdFaith | ii4vikc | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How are you so good in reading regex and where did you learn it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,147 |
programmerhumor | fanzel71 | z5fhxc | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76,725 |
programmerhumor | Drastwo | ixw8tc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sir, this like button will cost our team 14 months of backlog<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,483 |
programmerhumor | Gorilla_hitting_keys | ixvx6hb | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know there's always a [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1425).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,082 |
programmerhumor | Evo_Kaer | ixw7xvo | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean...scarf physics alone are gonna be a nightmare<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,851 |
programmerhumor | BucketBrigade | ixwetvg | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know there's always a [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1425).<|eor|><|sor|>What's great is that it's been 8 years since that comic was posted, and it's significantly easier to do now the task with the advancements in image re... | 2,840 |
programmerhumor | djinn6 | ixx4hqg | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sir, this like button will cost our team 14 months of backlog<|eor|><|sor|>You joke, but the likes will need to be stored somewhere and it's an `O(p*t)` problem, where `p` is the number of players and `t` is the number of unique ... | 2,412 |
programmerhumor | chewie8291 | ixvv7c3 | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can the demon pull something out of its pocket and hand it to the player?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,338 |
programmerhumor | Fitbot5000 | ixwg02q | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean...scarf physics alone are gonna be a nightmare<|eor|><|sor|>Not to mention the NeckAccessoryInterface is currently in use by the deprecated player amulet from an alpha build. But the amulet module still contains the legacy... | 1,889 |
programmerhumor | 83athom | ixvvdc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can the demon pull something out of its pocket and hand it to the player?<|eor|><|sor|>Do you want (your computer) to explode?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,512 |
programmerhumor | The-great-lemon | ixw8k14 | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If youre asking this out of a game, youre a psycho. Scarf is hard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,186 |
programmerhumor | durika | ixwlxxj | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know there's always a [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1425).<|eor|><|sor|>What's great is that it's been 8 years since that comic was posted, and it's significantly easier to do now the task with the advancements in image re... | 1,113 |
programmerhumor | shumpitostick | ixx954v | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sir, this like button will cost our team 14 months of backlog<|eor|><|sor|>You joke, but the likes will need to be stored somewhere and it's an `O(p*t)` problem, where `p` is the number of players and `t` is the number of unique ... | 957 |
programmerhumor | coldnebo | ixwrydm | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If youre asking this out of a game, youre a psycho. Scarf is hard.<|eor|><|sor|>scarf is easy!
*paints scarf in body textures*
looks FANTASTIC!!
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 789 |
programmerhumor | Cerus_Freedom | ixwki9i | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean...scarf physics alone are gonna be a nightmare<|eor|><|sor|>Not to mention the NeckAccessoryInterface is currently in use by the deprecated player amulet from an alpha build. But the amulet module still contains the legacy... | 718 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixweuud | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know there's always a [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1425).<|eor|><|sor|>What's great is that it's been 8 years since that comic was posted, and it's significantly easier to do now the task with the advancements in image re... | 581 |
programmerhumor | lettherebedwight | ixxa40c | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sir, this like button will cost our team 14 months of backlog<|eor|><|sor|>You joke, but the likes will need to be stored somewhere and it's an `O(p*t)` problem, where `p` is the number of players and `t` is the number of unique ... | 553 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixw5iqn | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Can you add a door"<|eor|><|sor|>You're either hardcore or out the door.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 521 |
programmerhumor | magicmulder | ixwfg1x | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>And project managers always think adding 500 horses is way more difficult than adding one horse, but adding a dancing unicorn which poops rainbows is just as easy as adding a horse.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
programmerhumor | dragonjujo | ixx4mdd | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know there's always a [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1425).<|eor|><|sor|>What's great is that it's been 8 years since that comic was posted, and it's significantly easier to do now the task with the advancements in image re... | 518 |
programmerhumor | chewie8291 | ixvw4uz | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can the demon pull something out of its pocket and hand it to the player?<|eor|><|sor|>Do you want (your computer) to explode?<|eor|><|sor|>Could it be a potion the player has to drink on screen?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | DF_Interus | ixx04k0 | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know there's always a [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1425).<|eor|><|sor|>What's great is that it's been 8 years since that comic was posted, and it's significantly easier to do now the task with the advancements in image re... | 406 |
programmerhumor | Towzeur | cyrlvp | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76,292 |
programmerhumor | Blecki | eytr1uy | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>Any newbs watching this, they are normalized so they all finish at the same time. In practice a couple of these would finish almost instantly and the bubble sort would still be going.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13,446 |
programmerhumor | Proxy_PlayerHD | eyu0g38 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>awww, no counting sort? [it's the most fun one](https://youtu.be/y9Ecb43qw98?t=192)
1. go through all values
2. do it again
3. just fucking sort it lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,154 |
programmerhumor | Blecki | eytsjwp | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>So which is the fastest?<|eor|><|sor|>On a dataset this small, probably quicksort. On larger data, usually merge. But they are using a variation of the same basic algorithm.
Why they have like four variations of... | 997 |
programmerhumor | Towzeur | eytszj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|soopr|>​
|Algo|Worst|Average|Best|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|Selection|n|n|n|
|Insertion|n|n|n|
|Heap|n log(n)|n log(n)|n log(n)|
|Bubble|n|n|n|
|Cocktail|n|n|n|
|Circle|n log (n) log (n)|n log (n)|n log(n)|
|Merge|n lo... | 986 |
programmerhumor | WiseassWolfOfYoitsu | eyu0tz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>Any newbs watching this, they are normalized so they all finish at the same time. In practice a couple of these would finish almost instantly and the bubble sort would still be going.<|eor|><|sor|>[Video with non... | 884 |
programmerhumor | daggyPants | eytrw27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>So which is the fastest?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 713 |
programmerhumor | thebudgie | eyu0w7w | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>Any newbs watching this, they are normalized so they all finish at the same time. In practice a couple of these would finish almost instantly and the bubble sort would still be going.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|... | 603 |
programmerhumor | mlk | eyu27i5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>You got to post this with non normalized speed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 438 |
programmerhumor | poopatroopa3 | eyu3qad | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>awww, no counting sort? [it's the most fun one](https://youtu.be/y9Ecb43qw98?t=192)
1. go through all values
2. do it again
3. just fucking sort it lmao<|eor|><|sor|>r/restofthefuckingowl<|eor|><|eols|><|endofte... | 397 |
programmerhumor | Towzeur | eytu3sj | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>So which is the fastest?<|eor|><|sor|>On a dataset this small, probably quicksort. On larger data, usually merge. But they are using a variation of the same basic algorithm.
Why they have like four variations of... | 374 |
programmerhumor | Tyiek | eytw47q | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|soopr|>​
|Algo|Worst|Average|Best|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|Selection|n|n|n|
|Insertion|n|n|n|
|Heap|n log(n)|n log(n)|n log(n)|
|Bubble|n|n|n|
|Cocktail|n|n|n|
|Circle|n log (n) log (n)|n log (n)|n log(n)|
|Merge|n lo... | 332 |
programmerhumor | unqtious | eyu4p5v | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>Any newbs watching this, they are normalized so they all finish at the same time. In practice a couple of these would finish almost instantly and the bubble sort would still be going.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank God, I w... | 324 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | eyu4e06 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|soopr|>​
|Algo|Worst|Average|Best|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|Selection|n|n|n|
|Insertion|n|n|n|
|Heap|n log(n)|n log(n)|n log(n)|
|Bubble|n|n|n|
|Cocktail|n|n|n|
|Circle|n log (n) log (n)|n log (n)|n log(n)|
|Merge|n lo... | 318 |
programmerhumor | Blecki | eyu3jo9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>Any newbs watching this, they are normalized so they all finish at the same time. In practice a couple of these would finish almost instantly and the bubble sort would still be going.<|eor|><|sor|>[Video with non... | 247 |
programmerhumor | hopbel | eyucyjv | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>Any newbs watching this, they are normalized so they all finish at the same time. In practice a couple of these would finish almost instantly and the bubble sort would still be going.<|eor|><|sor|>[Video with non... | 225 |
programmerhumor | RayquazaTheStoner | eyu6kj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>Any newbs watching this, they are normalized so they all finish at the same time. In practice a couple of these would finish almost instantly and the bubble sort would still be going.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank God, I w... | 201 |
programmerhumor | stijen4 | m1e2sh | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76,170 |
programmerhumor | fordanjairbanks | gqd8nuq | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ask someone to walk down a hallway and it takes them 8 seconds, but ask the same person to solve a complex labyrinth and somehow they end up lost!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,226 |
programmerhumor | BeauteousMaximus | gqdkjd7 | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties ... | 2,053 |
programmerhumor | bar10 | gqdi1lo | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll tell you you should have broken up the task into more easily understandable and reviewable code, rejecting the merge request.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,464 |
programmerhumor | noah1831 | gqdtbmw | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties ... | 1,391 |
programmerhumor | 404_UserNotFound | gqd8fe5 | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll need a team and 2 weeks...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,193 |
programmerhumor | WinterWight | gqdo7w5 | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties ... | 1,151 |
programmerhumor | WinterWight | gqdtkpk | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties ... | 701 |
programmerhumor | coffeenerd75 | gqdadmb | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Doing 500 lines is not healthy for you.
Call help. Help is available. #detoxNow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | Aschentei | gqdp2om | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll need a team and 2 weeks...<|eor|><|sor|>> Ill need a team
That itself is wayyyy longer than 2 weeks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 429 |
programmerhumor | SurfinStevens | gqdvgc7 | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll tell you you should have broken up the task into more easily understandable and reviewable code, rejecting the merge request.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm no doctor but I believe asking him to do 500 line... | 415 |
programmerhumor | Snake-N-Roses | gqe5nwz | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties ... | 367 |
programmerhumor | Duck__Quack | gqe6j68 | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties ... | 365 |
programmerhumor | Kombatnt | gqdk22h | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties ... | 333 |
programmerhumor | bogdanvs | gqdg478 | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties ... | 316 |
programmerhumor | rMeMeMeMe | gqd8hsm | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bullcrap, we break; at first error.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | SpringCleanMyLife | gqdnuya | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ask someone to walk down a hallway and it takes them 8 seconds, but ask the same person to solve a complex labyrinth and somehow they end up lost!<|eor|><|sor|>>Ask someone to walk down a hallway and they'll find a whole bunch... | 285 |
programmerhumor | converter-bot | gqe5oyj | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties ... | 270 |
programmerhumor | michaelsenpatrick | gqdw8h2 | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties ... | 210 |
programmerhumor | Sree1Ly | 108z5xv | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76,120 |
programmerhumor | wineblood | j3vczd7 | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Two weeks? I get that after two days and every Monday is a struggle to stay employed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,802 |
programmerhumor | OldSchoolSpyMain | j3vksit | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once caught myself reading my own accepted answer on Stack Overflow, like, "Jeeez. THANK YOU...[looks down]... 'u/OldSchoolSpyMain'. WTF? I used to know this?!?!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,116 |
programmerhumor | spmute | j3va20x | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I havent done any c# in about 4 years, Im going to pick it up again at some point and itll be fine Im sure.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,917 |
programmerhumor | jugalator | j3vjfsd | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god someone's feeling that way. I constantly have to look up Stack Overflow for even basic stuff that I "should" know and if I didn't know better I'd swear I've been having dementia sneaking up to me for the last 20 years.<|eor|>... | 1,648 |
programmerhumor | UKWolfy | j3vj4zf | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>After a 3 day weekend it takes me all of Monday to remember what my job is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,580 |
programmerhumor | Interest-Desk | j3vkrrm | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god someone's feeling that way. I constantly have to look up Stack Overflow for even basic stuff that I "should" know and if I didn't know better I'd swear I've been having dementia sneaking up to me for the last 20 years.<|eor|>... | 968 |
programmerhumor | wondermaniac | j3vpra9 | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once caught myself reading my own accepted answer on Stack Overflow, like, "Jeeez. THANK YOU...[looks down]... 'u/OldSchoolSpyMain'. WTF? I used to know this?!?!"<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, nothing like coming full circle in Stack Overflow... | 859 |
programmerhumor | foggy-sunrise | j3vmswq | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god someone's feeling that way. I constantly have to look up Stack Overflow for even basic stuff that I "should" know and if I didn't know better I'd swear I've been having dementia sneaking up to me for the last 20 years.<|eor|>... | 832 |
programmerhumor | TheMad_fox | j3vna02 | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god someone's feeling that way. I constantly have to look up Stack Overflow for even basic stuff that I "should" know and if I didn't know better I'd swear I've been having dementia sneaking up to me for the last 20 years.<|eor|>... | 481 |
programmerhumor | RaLaZa | j3vq87u | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once caught myself reading my own accepted answer on Stack Overflow, like, "Jeeez. THANK YOU...[looks down]... 'u/OldSchoolSpyMain'. WTF? I used to know this?!?!"<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, nothing like coming full circle in Stack Overflow... | 472 |
programmerhumor | flyingmigit8 | j3vb2i5 | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I havent done any c# in about 4 years, Im going to pick it up again at some point and itll be fine Im sure.<|eor|><|sor|>Tostring baby tostring!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 471 |
programmerhumor | koni_rs | j3vqw6l | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>After a 3 day weekend it takes me all of Monday to remember what my job is.<|eor|><|sor|>I get 4-day weekends every fortnight. Every tuesday I wake up way too late and jump right into the weekly meeting, knowing absolutely nothing abou... | 455 |
programmerhumor | userocetta | j3vags9 | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>but it all comes back when the intern breaks prod<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | jusauria_sfw | j3v8rla | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who needs 30 years of experience when we have StackOverflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | BabyPapayas | j3vl597 | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once caught myself reading my own accepted answer on Stack Overflow, like, "Jeeez. THANK YOU...[looks down]... 'u/OldSchoolSpyMain'. WTF? I used to know this?!?!"<|eor|><|sor|>Thats actually hilarious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | Reelix | j3vnw1o | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god someone's feeling that way. I constantly have to look up Stack Overflow for even basic stuff that I "should" know and if I didn't know better I'd swear I've been having dementia sneaking up to me for the last 20 years.<|eor|>... | 257 |
programmerhumor | Creepy-Ad-4832 | j3vbtif | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I havent done any c# in about 4 years, Im going to pick it up again at some point and itll be fine Im sure.<|eor|><|sor|>Tostring baby tostring!<|eor|><|sor|>This was probably not intented, but you just showed one of the higgest differ... | 246 |
programmerhumor | Nosuma666 | j3vk5j0 | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The worst thing is switching languages. Do JS or Python for a few months and then try to go back to Java or C#. You suddenly write code that is much worse because the whole concepts of thoose languages are so much diffrent.<|eor|><|eol... | 222 |
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