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programmerhumor | Beard_o_Bees | jep6t75 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>One of the realest memes I've seen on this thread<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed.
Everything's complex enough already, the last thing I need to remember the correct commands/syntax for something that i'm only using occasionally.
Like.. that's what aliases are good for. Get the command working then leave comments for future me about whatever variables and such might need attention.
Plus, most of the people i've encountered IRL who claim to basically 'know it all' end up falling on their faces then try to find a way to blame everyone around them.
/rant<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | saurabia | jeoqqvc | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>Use IDEs like IntelliJ. No need to remember the commands anymore.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | Solonotix | jeol3wb | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I'm definitely the guy in the other car way too often. The number of times someone has asked me to look at their code, only for them to tell me they're working from Master and can't push their changes until they work...just shoot me.
I tend to repeat this mantra to them every damn time:
1. Cut a branch from master
2. Commit changes frequently
3. Push daily
4. Submit a Pull Request (when you want a code review)
The next time they talk to me it's the exact same thing, and I'm half convinced I'm Sisyphus reincarnated.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, even knowing the right way to use git (and using it daily for years), falling back to any workflows/commands outside of the set of muscle-memory macros feels like learning from scratch. Lots of "I know you can do this, I know \*what\* to do, I've done it, I just can't for the life of me remember exactly how."<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, totally. Like, my company uses merge workflows, but I see tons of talk about preferring rebase over merge. The hell is squashing commits, and when do I use it? Like, there's an entire spell book of commands and I just stick to my trusty Fireball `git checkout . && git reset --hard`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jeomhyg | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't need to be called out like this today<|eor|><|sor|>When did the internet get so personal?<|eor|><|sor|>When the car falling in bin videos stopped<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | vastlysuperiorman | jeozmir | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I'll be honest, I'm a little surprised at how many people don't know how to use git without a gui. I feel like this is equivalent to being a mechanic that doesn't know how to use a torque wrench. It's one of the tools of the trade... it's worth learning to use those tools.
I don't mean people should memorize a list of commands. I mean people in this line of work should understand what git does well enough to use the tool effectively.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | Bread8600 | erqsas | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,100 |
programmerhumor | NyteMyre | ff5kdvh | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph:
> A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since noted that 256 is one of the most important numbers in computing, since it refers to the number of variations that can be represented by eight switches that have two positions - eight bits, or a byte. This has now been changed. Thanks for the tweets. DB<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,048 |
programmerhumor | AliceInHatterland | ff5fy4g | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, why 256? Usually you take 255 and leave the first or last one "reserved"<|eor|><|sor|>Reserved for what?<|eor|><|sor|>Reserved for Zuckerberg, obviously<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,357 |
programmerhumor | vaynebot | ff5qfgf | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph:
> A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since noted that 256 is one of the most important numbers in computing, since it refers to the number of variations that can be represented by eight switches that have two positions - eight bits, or a byte. This has now been changed. Thanks for the tweets. DB<|eor|><|sor|>Qualifications for being a tech journalist:<|eor|><|sor|>It's better if you have less qualifications, at least with this style of publication. If this guy was a programmer all he would've thought is "hm, I guess they just use 1 byte for group member IDs" - no article would have been written. But now the article exists *and* it got a lot of attention for it's incompetent headline, really the best case scenario.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,614 |
programmerhumor | crash8308 | ff5exh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Neither are odd. Both are even.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,969 |
programmerhumor | ChoMar05 | ff5fr61 | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, why 256? Usually you take 255 and leave the first or last one "reserved"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,711 |
programmerhumor | Nick2S | ff5r43k | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph:
> A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since noted that 256 is one of the most important numbers in computing, since it refers to the number of variations that can be represented by eight switches that have two positions - eight bits, or a byte. This has now been changed. Thanks for the tweets. DB<|eor|><|sor|>Qualifications for being a tech journalist:<|eor|><|sor|>It's better if you have less qualifications, at least with this style of publication. If this guy was a programmer all he would've thought is "hm, I guess they just use 1 byte for group member IDs" - no article would have been written. But now the article exists *and* it got a lot of attention for it's incompetent headline, really the best case scenario.<|eor|><|sor|>If this guy was a programmer he would most likely be making enough money in his day job not to need a side-gig writing tech articles for a lifestyle news site.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,132 |
programmerhumor | RubenGM | ff5lqkl | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph:
> A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since noted that 256 is one of the most important numbers in computing, since it refers to the number of variations that can be represented by eight switches that have two positions - eight bits, or a byte. This has now been changed. Thanks for the tweets. DB<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sure anyone with no programming background understands that<|eor|><|sor|>"Computers like powers of 2".
Fixed :P<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,108 |
programmerhumor | Jijelinios | ff5lc52 | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph:
> A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since noted that 256 is one of the most important numbers in computing, since it refers to the number of variations that can be represented by eight switches that have two positions - eight bits, or a byte. This has now been changed. Thanks for the tweets. DB<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sure anyone with no programming background understands that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,100 |
programmerhumor | Silver-RG-B | ff5krai | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Inheritance makes so much sense now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,098 |
programmerhumor | GollyWow | ff5h1g9 | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 906 |
programmerhumor | Watcher_0n_The_Wall | ff5gfvj | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, why 256? Usually you take 255 and leave the first or last one "reserved"<|eor|><|sor|>Reserved for what?<|eor|><|sor|>Reserved for Zuckerberg, obviously<|eor|><|sor|>For 'end-to-end' encryption.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 709 |
programmerhumor | IHeartBadCode | ff5hq4e | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | Quarxnox | ff5icrv | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Java guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Python guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 613 |
programmerhumor | olafurp | ff5ipqd | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Java guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Python guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Python guy reporting in. Nah that's not us. Check with the JavaScript guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 561 |
programmerhumor | SufficientStresss | ff5kdx0 | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Java guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Python guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Python guy reporting in. Nah that's not us. Check with the JavaScript guys.<|eor|><|sor|>JavaScript guy here, definitely not us. Check with the punch card guys<|eor|><|sor|>Punch card programmer here (Fortran, specifically): definitely, definitely not us. Check with the BASIC guys.<|eor|><|sor|>BASIC guy here: Nope, not us. Check with the litterally-sauldering-logicgates-onto-pcb guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, just checking in. The PCB folks are pissy that the Assembly guys didnt get a mention. Apparently theyve unionized.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 534 |
programmerhumor | SireBillyMays | ff5jl67 | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Java guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Python guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Python guy reporting in. Nah that's not us. Check with the JavaScript guys.<|eor|><|sor|>JavaScript guy here, definitely not us. Check with the punch card guys<|eor|><|sor|>Punch card programmer here (Fortran, specifically): definitely, definitely not us. Check with the BASIC guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 511 |
programmerhumor | DoubleTri | 6hhfah | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,020 |
programmerhumor | nl_the_shadow | diyd0gc | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`sudo apt install cake`<|eor|><|sor|>I'd say yum is more apt .
Edit: Wow, my first gold ever, thank you kind stranger. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,324 |
programmerhumor | blitzkraft | diydxps | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd cake
./configure --with-features=icing \
--enable-cherries \
--full-fat
make cake
See? It's so simple!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,817 |
programmerhumor | levir | diycx89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`sudo apt install cake`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,196 |
programmerhumor | dasbeverage | diymoc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the Cakefile?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,522 |
programmerhumor | IrisHopp | diyeukh | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then macOS is a wedding cake - looks gorgeous but you don't actually want to eat it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 599 |
programmerhumor | Chrisazy | diyl9oo | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd cake
./configure --with-features=icing \
--enable-cherries \
--full-fat
make cake
See? It's so simple!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>cp to really have it AND eat it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 481 |
programmerhumor | indrora | diyp8tl | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the Cakefile?<|eor|><|sor|>It's autogenerated from Chef via a Puppet action.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 463 |
programmerhumor | blitzkraft | diyfblf | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then macOS is a wedding cake - looks gorgeous but you don't actually want to eat it. <|eor|><|sor|>And extremely overpriced?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 453 |
programmerhumor | satanicpuppy | diyeqgv | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>yum install cake
systemctl enable cake
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 451 |
programmerhumor | IrisHopp | diyfdf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then macOS is a wedding cake - looks gorgeous but you don't actually want to eat it. <|eor|><|sor|>And extremely overpriced?<|eor|><|sor|>Yup, that too. 400% mark-up for the tag "wedding" or "Apple".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | JViz | diymvho | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So far we have one guy installing cake without making cake, and one guy making cake without installing cake. How about this:
`emerge cake`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | BlckJesus | diyikzt | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd cake
./configure --with-features=icing \
--enable-cherries \
--full-fat
make cake
See? It's so simple!<|eor|><|sor|>This is pretty good, but I wanted to ask, I've never heard of ./configure
What does that do, exactly? (I mean, the name makes it seem obvious, but I've never seen it used before)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>*Screams internally*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | Luigi311 | diyny0y | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd cake
./configure --with-features=icing \
--enable-cherries \
--full-fat
make cake
See? It's so simple!<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot
sudo make install<|eor|><|sor|>
Im pretty sure what your looking for is.
sudo make bake<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | gandalfx | diyo5pe | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>yum install cake
systemctl enable cake
<|eor|><|sor|> alias yummy="yum install"
yummy cake<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | LukyQuad | 7rpewt | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,955 |
programmerhumor | imdefinitelywong | dsyr6q2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I only recognize two forms of communication.
Email and screaming at my monitor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,035 |
programmerhumor | Wuzado | dsyprhp | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On this sub, only first is applicable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,012 |
programmerhumor | bee-sting | dsyr6mg | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On this sub, only first is applicable.<|eor|><|sor|>Speak for yourself, I talk to myself all the time <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 994 |
programmerhumor | em_square_root_-1_ly | dsyu379 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Toxic work environment ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 857 |
programmerhumor | facie97 | dsyrpav | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I only recognize two forms of communication.
Email and screaming at my monitor.<|eor|><|sor|>Hah sounds old fashioned! These days its more like slack and bashing co-workers in commit messages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 630 |
programmerhumor | AHLTTA | dsyvv42 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People CONSTANTLY ask me what's wrong while I write code at work.
Apparently I look ocnfused and mildly angry the entire time but there isn't a single thought going through my head, just me soaking in code and waiting for a solution to appear.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 420 |
programmerhumor | SleepyHarry | dsyt3y6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I only recognize two forms of communication.
Email and screaming at my monitor.<|eor|><|sor|>Hah sounds old fashioned! These days its more like slack and bashing co-workers in commit messages.<|eor|><|sor|>>Fix the obvious off-by-one error ALAN<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | powerwilk | dsyvk6r | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Are you my coworker? Thank you!
If not: Maybe they cancel each other out?<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know, he said someone attractive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | dsytfkf | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Talking?
What is that?<|eor|><|sor|>I think it is like comments, but typed through your mouth.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | Kingofwhereigo | dsz3r7l | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People CONSTANTLY ask me what's wrong while I write code at work.
Apparently I look ocnfused and mildly angry the entire time but there isn't a single thought going through my head, just me soaking in code and waiting for a solution to appear.<|eor|><|sor|>Resting Coder Face, the true mark of a programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | Blukay | dsyqiy8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Talking?
What is that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | Dragster39 | dsyu42b | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Are you my coworker? Thank you!
If not: Maybe they cancel each other out?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | Silvermene | dsytmb7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Talking?
What is that?<|eor|><|sor|>I think it is like comments, but typed through your mouth.<|eor|><|sor|>Interesting... Github please?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | Requiem_For_Yaoi | z1bn7a | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,913 |
programmerhumor | KIFulgore | ixa8qtr | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>Only the elite print dark mode.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,157 |
programmerhumor | HzbertBonisseur | ixa1u0n | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To become a Back-end engineer, just read the back of the printed paper.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,902 |
programmerhumor | rdvdev2 | ixa374m | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He is preparing it for Elon Musk's code review<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,658 |
programmerhumor | asianabsinthe | ixae0zi | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>Only the elite print dark mode.<|eor|><|sor|>"My bank account is overflowing... I'm printing in all dark mode!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,011 |
programmerhumor | moonwhisperderpy | ixa7cc7 | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At my company, marketing asked us to make some photo shoots, because they wanted to show that our company yadda yadda innovation yadda yadda A. I.
We're R&D team. We do backend applications and machine learning models.
They took photos of us in the server room, while we were pretending to look at cables.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,954 |
programmerhumor | Bluebotlabs | ixa629u | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For a second I thought that was a tablet...
Why... Just why?
It's not even printed using the full page
And the intellisense literally covers half the code, on screen it makes sense BUT ON PAPER!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,354 |
programmerhumor | honey495 | ixaakc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To become a Back-end engineer, just read the back of the printed paper.<|eor|><|sor|>Full stack engineers just need to read a stack of those papers both front and back sides<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,202 |
programmerhumor | queen-adreena | ixaik3s | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>Only the elite print dark mode.<|eor|><|sor|>"My bank account is overflowing... I'm printing in all dark mode!"<|eor|><|sor|>Please tell me this is a rap lyric<|eor|><|sor|>"I got bitches, green and jewels... catch me xeroxin' node\_modules."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,098 |
programmerhumor | phxcobraz | ixa3qig | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Printer companies love this one weird trick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 733 |
programmerhumor | Intelligent_Event_84 | ixa4zcp | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats a paper tablet. Extremely thin, self healing screen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 572 |
programmerhumor | SpaceJesusIsHere | ixaaa77 | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He is preparing it for Elon Musk's code review<|eor|><|sor|>That code looks extremely salient.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 516 |
programmerhumor | Interuc | ixafu1p | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To become a Back-end engineer, just read the back of the printed paper.<|eor|><|sor|>Full stack engineers just need to read a stack of those papers both front and back sides<|eor|><|sor|>Just a typical day working for Elon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | PyramidClub | ixawl5d | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For a second I thought that was a tablet...
Why... Just why?
It's not even printed using the full page
And the intellisense literally covers half the code, on screen it makes sense BUT ON PAPER!?<|eor|><|sor|>Don't ask us. [Ask Elon.](https://i.imgur.com/NU3p2xh.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 438 |
programmerhumor | CaptainArschbart | ixa3kfe | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Print(myScreen)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 426 |
programmerhumor | Hamoth_RRMB | ixa90ao | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>OHHHHH is supposed to be PRINTED. I thought "damn, that's a cool flexi screen".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 425 |
programmerhumor | ElonMuskRealBot | ixafuy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To become a Back-end engineer, just read the back of the printed paper.<|eor|><|sor|>Full stack engineers just need to read a stack of those papers both front and back sides<|eor|><|sor|>Just a typical day working for Elon.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm banning all your memes on twitter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 389 |
programmerhumor | carcigenicate | ixal7ap | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>I'll admit, I thought they were holding a tablet. I didn't notice the crease at first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 330 |
programmerhumor | AltruisticRain504 | z7ulns | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,894 |
programmerhumor | palfreygames | iy8nah0 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,658 |
programmerhumor | Super_Boof | iy91fsq | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|sor|>The key isnt to lie, but rather subvert the truth. List experience in every language, framework, and relevant application. List knowledge that you once knew, but forgot. Make your job sound harder than it was (I.e. if you spent a month at an internship fixing a stupid bug on a legacy django server, say you have experience refactoring production level backend django applications). If you are directly asked about something you dont know, deflect the question. Emphasize similar things youve done and your excitement and ability to learn. You gotta sell yourself, and sadly it has less to do with your qualifications and more to do with your marketing / communications skills.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,728 |
programmerhumor | ScrimpyCat | iy8ikz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they hire someone like that, do you really want to work there?<|eor|><|sor|>If youre unemployed, yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,755 |
programmerhumor | GhettoMango | iy8zroo | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,108 |
programmerhumor | NuggaGg | iy87q61 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they hire someone like that, do you really want to work there?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,008 |
programmerhumor | l3thaln3ss | iy8h9o3 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised he even made it by the automated filters, tbh. I dont have a CS degree and I get auto rejected in 15-30 minutes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,702 |
programmerhumor | Enchelion | iy9hke9 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|soopr|>Being honest here i been less than 6th month nd also my degree is not completed yet but i love when i see people relating ,giving advice, helps me to prepare ;)<|eoopr|><|sor|>>also my degree is not completed yet
That's probably a big part as well. While it's not impossible to hire someone while they're still in school, you're automatically going to be filtered below someone who has finished their degree.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,434 |
programmerhumor | No_Basket_3457 | iy8wk4g | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,295 |
programmerhumor | smailliwniloc | iy8vq8b | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised he even made it by the automated filters, tbh. I dont have a CS degree and I get auto rejected in 15-30 minutes<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I feel that. I got rejected from a software job because I didn't have a CS degree and the rejection letter said something like "unfortunately you have been rejected from this position because we are looking for a candidate with strong problem solving skills and mathematical proficiency, but could not find those skills on your application"
... I have a degree in Mathematics, so it was obviously an auto-filter rejection, but I had to laugh about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,263 |
programmerhumor | AltruisticRain504 | iy90120 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|soopr|>Being honest here i been less than 6th month nd also my degree is not completed yet but i love when i see people relating ,giving advice, helps me to prepare ;)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,217 |
programmerhumor | PlayerBrasil13 | iy8ss9n | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you get a degree on Counter Strike?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,074 |
programmerhumor | The_cogwheel | iy8s0d2 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they hire someone like that, do you really want to work there?<|eor|><|sor|>If youre unemployed, yes.<|eor|><|sor|>Amazing how low standards fall when starvation and homelessness is at stake.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 971 |
programmerhumor | 5deags | iy87w1a | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Any decent interview process would've deemed your friend unfit for the job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 932 |
programmerhumor | burnblue | iya08ew | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|soopr|>Being honest here i been less than 6th month nd also my degree is not completed yet but i love when i see people relating ,giving advice, helps me to prepare ;)<|eoopr|><|sor|>> me with a degree in CS
> my degreeis not completed
? So you *don't* have a degree then?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 835 |
programmerhumor | Chiluzzar | iy97k5c | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|sor|>The key isnt to lie, but rather subvert the truth. List experience in every language, framework, and relevant application. List knowledge that you once knew, but forgot. Make your job sound harder than it was (I.e. if you spent a month at an internship fixing a stupid bug on a legacy django server, say you have experience refactoring production level backend django applications). If you are directly asked about something you dont know, deflect the question. Emphasize similar things youve done and your excitement and ability to learn. You gotta sell yourself, and sadly it has less to do with your qualifications and more to do with your marketing / communications skills.<|eor|><|sor|>From a slightly different angle; instead of thinking about your resume as an accurate historical record, think of it as an artistic reflection of the truth, and a description of what you bring to the table. For example, suppose you were a D&D DM who spent a lot of time scheduling and organizing people, and also worked some general office position. You can add bullets related to scheduling and organization to that position; they're skills and experience that you have, and you did work in that position, you're just making things go down a little more easily for the stupid, stupid recruiter who will be tasked to read it.<|eor|><|sor|>I used my time as leading a WoW raid team as helping thr mentally disabled twice a week<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 813 |
programmerhumor | MrAcurite | iy93f1v | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|sor|>The key isnt to lie, but rather subvert the truth. List experience in every language, framework, and relevant application. List knowledge that you once knew, but forgot. Make your job sound harder than it was (I.e. if you spent a month at an internship fixing a stupid bug on a legacy django server, say you have experience refactoring production level backend django applications). If you are directly asked about something you dont know, deflect the question. Emphasize similar things youve done and your excitement and ability to learn. You gotta sell yourself, and sadly it has less to do with your qualifications and more to do with your marketing / communications skills.<|eor|><|sor|>From a slightly different angle; instead of thinking about your resume as an accurate historical record, think of it as an artistic reflection of the truth, and a description of what you bring to the table. For example, suppose you were a D&D DM who spent a lot of time scheduling and organizing people, and also worked some general office position. You can add bullets related to scheduling and organization to that position; they're skills and experience that you have, and you did work in that position, you're just making things go down a little more easily for the stupid, stupid recruiter who will be tasked to read it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 808 |
programmerhumor | retarderetpensionist | iy95540 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|sor|>The key isnt to lie, but rather subvert the truth. List experience in every language, framework, and relevant application. List knowledge that you once knew, but forgot. Make your job sound harder than it was (I.e. if you spent a month at an internship fixing a stupid bug on a legacy django server, say you have experience refactoring production level backend django applications). If you are directly asked about something you dont know, deflect the question. Emphasize similar things youve done and your excitement and ability to learn. You gotta sell yourself, and sadly it has less to do with your qualifications and more to do with your marketing / communications skills.<|eor|><|sor|>This works great for everything you have some experience with or some knowledge of.
But if they ask you questions about a technology you have literally never used before, be honest. Say you don't have experience with it but you're willing to learn.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 713 |
programmerhumor | KnaveOfYore | iya8ajl | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|soopr|>Being honest here i been less than 6th month nd also my degree is not completed yet but i love when i see people relating ,giving advice, helps me to prepare ;)<|eoopr|><|sor|>> me with a degree in CS
> my degreeis not completed
? So you *don't* have a degree then?<|eor|><|sor|>The degree to which he has a degree is debatable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 579 |
programmerhumor | DynamicHunter | iy8sjih | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they hire someone like that, do you really want to work there?<|eor|><|sor|>If youre unemployed, yes.<|eor|><|sor|>Amazing how low standards fall when starvation and homelessness is at stake.<|eor|><|sor|>Its almost as if you HAVE to eat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 571 |
programmerhumor | Beneficial_Tough7218 | iy920xw | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised he even made it by the automated filters, tbh. I dont have a CS degree and I get auto rejected in 15-30 minutes<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I feel that. I got rejected from a software job because I didn't have a CS degree and the rejection letter said something like "unfortunately you have been rejected from this position because we are looking for a candidate with strong problem solving skills and mathematical proficiency, but could not find those skills on your application"
... I have a degree in Mathematics, so it was obviously an auto-filter rejection, but I had to laugh about it.<|eor|><|sor|>Those auto filters on a resume are terrible. I submitted a resume showing my degree and 20 years experience, and was told I didn't meet the requirements. I reached out to the recruiter, and she was nice enough to show me what the auto filter pulled - it literally missed every bullet pointed item on my resume, which was every single thing they were looking for. Resubmitted my resume as a plain text document, got the job offer a week later.
I later found out that there are several sites you can run your resume through to see what the filters are actually getting, so you can tailor your resume so they actually see what you put down.
Of course, as I mentioned to my boss after he hired me, the whole issue would be resolved if recruiters actually READ the resume. But people are lazy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 485 |
programmerhumor | Greedy_Temperature66 | vwbx7t | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,773 |
programmerhumor | nadav183 | ifp3uw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The tiger was a nice touch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,957 |
programmerhumor | harumamburoo | ifp4tph | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We are police, we can do serious things. If it's not related to software development<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,511 |
programmerhumor | greenAppleBestApple | ifp056j | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like how there's a picture of a tiger completely out of place, the guy just wanted practice lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,805 |
programmerhumor | Spckoziwa | ifp8hvk | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The tiger was a nice touch<|eor|><|sor|>Whatever this person did to get on their list mustve been really bad. FBI only brings out the tiger for serious offenses.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,780 |
programmerhumor | Keith_Kong | ifp219y | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like how there's a picture of a tiger completely out of place, the guy just wanted practice lol<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean out of place? Its clearly demonstrating the serious fury that your heinous crimes will be met with. Tigers can do serious things just like the police can.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,743 |
programmerhumor | ardavei | ifp7woc | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We are police, we can do serious things. If it's not related to software development<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh this level of software seems about right for the US government.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,650 |
programmerhumor | Varun77777 | ifp2l15 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>usa currency?
Are we paying in burgers or bullets?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,584 |
programmerhumor | sam____4 | ifph76g | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The tiger was a nice touch<|eor|><|sor|>Whatever this person did to get on their list mustve been really bad. FBI only brings out the tiger for serious offenses.<|eor|><|sor|>FBI here, can confirm
Edit: Just to clear the confusion, I am not an FBI agent, I am simply the FBI.
Edit edit: I am NOT the Female Body Inspector.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,274 |
programmerhumor | Boolzay | ifp4rkq | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HTML hackers keep me up at night.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,070 |
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