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programmerhumor
Beard_o_Bees
jep6t75
<|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>One of the realest memes I've seen on this thread<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed. Everything's complex enough already, the last thing I need to remember the correct commands/syntax for something that i'm only using occasionally. Like.. that's what aliases are good for. Get the command working then leave comments for future me about whatever variables and such might need attention. Plus, most of the people i've encountered IRL who claim to basically 'know it all' end up falling on their faces then try to find a way to blame everyone around them. /rant<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
184
programmerhumor
saurabia
jeoqqvc
<|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>Use IDEs like IntelliJ. No need to remember the commands anymore.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
178
programmerhumor
Solonotix
jeol3wb
<|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I'm definitely the guy in the other car way too often. The number of times someone has asked me to look at their code, only for them to tell me they're working from Master and can't push their changes until they work...just shoot me. I tend to repeat this mantra to them every damn time: 1. Cut a branch from master 2. Commit changes frequently 3. Push daily 4. Submit a Pull Request (when you want a code review) The next time they talk to me it's the exact same thing, and I'm half convinced I'm Sisyphus reincarnated.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, even knowing the right way to use git (and using it daily for years), falling back to any workflows/commands outside of the set of muscle-memory macros feels like learning from scratch. Lots of "I know you can do this, I know \*what\* to do, I've done it, I just can't for the life of me remember exactly how."<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, totally. Like, my company uses merge workflows, but I see tons of talk about preferring rebase over merge. The hell is squashing commits, and when do I use it? Like, there's an entire spell book of commands and I just stick to my trusty Fireball `git checkout . && git reset --hard`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
175
programmerhumor
That-Row-3038
jeomhyg
<|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't need to be called out like this today<|eor|><|sor|>When did the internet get so personal?<|eor|><|sor|>When the car falling in bin videos stopped<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
170
programmerhumor
vastlysuperiorman
jeozmir
<|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I'll be honest, I'm a little surprised at how many people don't know how to use git without a gui. I feel like this is equivalent to being a mechanic that doesn't know how to use a torque wrench. It's one of the tools of the trade... it's worth learning to use those tools. I don't mean people should memorize a list of commands. I mean people in this line of work should understand what git does well enough to use the tool effectively.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
132
programmerhumor
Bread8600
erqsas
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
49,100
programmerhumor
NyteMyre
ff5kdvh
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph: > A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since noted that 256 is one of the most important numbers in computing, since it refers to the number of variations that can be represented by eight switches that have two positions - eight bits, or a byte. This has now been changed. Thanks for the tweets. DB<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7,048
programmerhumor
AliceInHatterland
ff5fy4g
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, why 256? Usually you take 255 and leave the first or last one "reserved"<|eor|><|sor|>Reserved for what?<|eor|><|sor|>Reserved for Zuckerberg, obviously<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,357
programmerhumor
vaynebot
ff5qfgf
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph: > A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since noted that 256 is one of the most important numbers in computing, since it refers to the number of variations that can be represented by eight switches that have two positions - eight bits, or a byte. This has now been changed. Thanks for the tweets. DB<|eor|><|sor|>Qualifications for being a tech journalist:<|eor|><|sor|>It's better if you have less qualifications, at least with this style of publication. If this guy was a programmer all he would've thought is "hm, I guess they just use 1 byte for group member IDs" - no article would have been written. But now the article exists *and* it got a lot of attention for it's incompetent headline, really the best case scenario.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,614
programmerhumor
crash8308
ff5exh8
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Neither are odd. Both are even.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,969
programmerhumor
ChoMar05
ff5fr61
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, why 256? Usually you take 255 and leave the first or last one "reserved"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,711
programmerhumor
Nick2S
ff5r43k
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph: > A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since noted that 256 is one of the most important numbers in computing, since it refers to the number of variations that can be represented by eight switches that have two positions - eight bits, or a byte. This has now been changed. Thanks for the tweets. DB<|eor|><|sor|>Qualifications for being a tech journalist:<|eor|><|sor|>It's better if you have less qualifications, at least with this style of publication. If this guy was a programmer all he would've thought is "hm, I guess they just use 1 byte for group member IDs" - no article would have been written. But now the article exists *and* it got a lot of attention for it's incompetent headline, really the best case scenario.<|eor|><|sor|>If this guy was a programmer he would most likely be making enough money in his day job not to need a side-gig writing tech articles for a lifestyle news site.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,132
programmerhumor
RubenGM
ff5lqkl
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph: > A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since noted that 256 is one of the most important numbers in computing, since it refers to the number of variations that can be represented by eight switches that have two positions - eight bits, or a byte. This has now been changed. Thanks for the tweets. DB<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sure anyone with no programming background understands that<|eor|><|sor|>"Computers like powers of 2". Fixed :P<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,108
programmerhumor
Jijelinios
ff5lc52
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph: > A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since noted that 256 is one of the most important numbers in computing, since it refers to the number of variations that can be represented by eight switches that have two positions - eight bits, or a byte. This has now been changed. Thanks for the tweets. DB<|eor|><|sor|>I'm sure anyone with no programming background understands that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,100
programmerhumor
Silver-RG-B
ff5krai
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Inheritance makes so much sense now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,098
programmerhumor
GollyWow
ff5h1g9
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
906
programmerhumor
Watcher_0n_The_Wall
ff5gfvj
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, why 256? Usually you take 255 and leave the first or last one "reserved"<|eor|><|sor|>Reserved for what?<|eor|><|sor|>Reserved for Zuckerberg, obviously<|eor|><|sor|>For 'end-to-end' encryption.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
709
programmerhumor
IHeartBadCode
ff5hq4e
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
678
programmerhumor
Quarxnox
ff5icrv
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Java guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Python guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
613
programmerhumor
olafurp
ff5ipqd
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Java guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Python guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Python guy reporting in. Nah that's not us. Check with the JavaScript guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
561
programmerhumor
SufficientStresss
ff5kdx0
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Java guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Python guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Python guy reporting in. Nah that's not us. Check with the JavaScript guys.<|eor|><|sor|>JavaScript guy here, definitely not us. Check with the punch card guys<|eor|><|sor|>Punch card programmer here (Fortran, specifically): definitely, definitely not us. Check with the BASIC guys.<|eor|><|sor|>BASIC guy here: Nope, not us. Check with the litterally-sauldering-logicgates-onto-pcb guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, just checking in. The PCB folks are pissy that the Assembly guys didnt get a mention. Apparently theyve unionized.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
534
programmerhumor
SireBillyMays
ff5jl67
<|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Java guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Python guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Python guy reporting in. Nah that's not us. Check with the JavaScript guys.<|eor|><|sor|>JavaScript guy here, definitely not us. Check with the punch card guys<|eor|><|sor|>Punch card programmer here (Fortran, specifically): definitely, definitely not us. Check with the BASIC guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
511
programmerhumor
DoubleTri
6hhfah
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
49,020
programmerhumor
nl_the_shadow
diyd0gc
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`sudo apt install cake`<|eor|><|sor|>I'd say yum is more apt . Edit: Wow, my first gold ever, thank you kind stranger. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,324
programmerhumor
blitzkraft
diydxps
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd cake ./configure --with-features=icing \ --enable-cherries \ --full-fat make cake See? It's so simple!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,817
programmerhumor
levir
diycx89
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`sudo apt install cake`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,196
programmerhumor
dasbeverage
diymoc1
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the Cakefile?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,522
programmerhumor
IrisHopp
diyeukh
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then macOS is a wedding cake - looks gorgeous but you don't actually want to eat it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
599
programmerhumor
Chrisazy
diyl9oo
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd cake ./configure --with-features=icing \ --enable-cherries \ --full-fat make cake See? It's so simple!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>cp to really have it AND eat it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
481
programmerhumor
indrora
diyp8tl
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the Cakefile?<|eor|><|sor|>It's autogenerated from Chef via a Puppet action.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
463
programmerhumor
blitzkraft
diyfblf
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then macOS is a wedding cake - looks gorgeous but you don't actually want to eat it. <|eor|><|sor|>And extremely overpriced?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
453
programmerhumor
satanicpuppy
diyeqgv
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>yum install cake systemctl enable cake <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
451
programmerhumor
IrisHopp
diyfdf6
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then macOS is a wedding cake - looks gorgeous but you don't actually want to eat it. <|eor|><|sor|>And extremely overpriced?<|eor|><|sor|>Yup, that too. 400% mark-up for the tag "wedding" or "Apple".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
231
programmerhumor
JViz
diymvho
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So far we have one guy installing cake without making cake, and one guy making cake without installing cake. How about this: `emerge cake`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
212
programmerhumor
BlckJesus
diyikzt
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd cake ./configure --with-features=icing \ --enable-cherries \ --full-fat make cake See? It's so simple!<|eor|><|sor|>This is pretty good, but I wanted to ask, I've never heard of ./configure What does that do, exactly? (I mean, the name makes it seem obvious, but I've never seen it used before)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>*Screams internally*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
187
programmerhumor
Luigi311
diyny0y
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd cake ./configure --with-features=icing \ --enable-cherries \ --full-fat make cake See? It's so simple!<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot sudo make install<|eor|><|sor|> Im pretty sure what your looking for is. sudo make bake<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
156
programmerhumor
gandalfx
diyo5pe
<|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>yum install cake systemctl enable cake <|eor|><|sor|> alias yummy="yum install" yummy cake<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
151
programmerhumor
LukyQuad
7rpewt
<|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
48,955
programmerhumor
imdefinitelywong
dsyr6q2
<|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I only recognize two forms of communication. Email and screaming at my monitor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,035
programmerhumor
Wuzado
dsyprhp
<|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On this sub, only first is applicable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,012
programmerhumor
bee-sting
dsyr6mg
<|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On this sub, only first is applicable.<|eor|><|sor|>Speak for yourself, I talk to myself all the time <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
994
programmerhumor
em_square_root_-1_ly
dsyu379
<|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Toxic work environment ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
857
programmerhumor
facie97
dsyrpav
<|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I only recognize two forms of communication. Email and screaming at my monitor.<|eor|><|sor|>Hah sounds old fashioned! These days its more like slack and bashing co-workers in commit messages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
630
programmerhumor
AHLTTA
dsyvv42
<|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People CONSTANTLY ask me what's wrong while I write code at work. Apparently I look ocnfused and mildly angry the entire time but there isn't a single thought going through my head, just me soaking in code and waiting for a solution to appear.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
420
programmerhumor
SleepyHarry
dsyt3y6
<|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I only recognize two forms of communication. Email and screaming at my monitor.<|eor|><|sor|>Hah sounds old fashioned! These days its more like slack and bashing co-workers in commit messages.<|eor|><|sor|>>Fix the obvious off-by-one error ALAN<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
368
programmerhumor
powerwilk
dsyvk6r
<|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Are you my coworker? Thank you! If not: Maybe they cancel each other out?<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know, he said someone attractive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
354
programmerhumor
poopellar
dsytfkf
<|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Talking? What is that?<|eor|><|sor|>I think it is like comments, but typed through your mouth.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
249
programmerhumor
Kingofwhereigo
dsz3r7l
<|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People CONSTANTLY ask me what's wrong while I write code at work. Apparently I look ocnfused and mildly angry the entire time but there isn't a single thought going through my head, just me soaking in code and waiting for a solution to appear.<|eor|><|sor|>Resting Coder Face, the true mark of a programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
229
programmerhumor
Blukay
dsyqiy8
<|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Talking? What is that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
181
programmerhumor
Dragster39
dsyu42b
<|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Are you my coworker? Thank you! If not: Maybe they cancel each other out?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
160
programmerhumor
Silvermene
dsytmb7
<|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Talking? What is that?<|eor|><|sor|>I think it is like comments, but typed through your mouth.<|eor|><|sor|>Interesting... Github please?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
149
programmerhumor
Requiem_For_Yaoi
z1bn7a
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
48,913
programmerhumor
KIFulgore
ixa8qtr
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>Only the elite print dark mode.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,157
programmerhumor
HzbertBonisseur
ixa1u0n
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To become a Back-end engineer, just read the back of the printed paper.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,902
programmerhumor
rdvdev2
ixa374m
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He is preparing it for Elon Musk's code review<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,658
programmerhumor
asianabsinthe
ixae0zi
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>Only the elite print dark mode.<|eor|><|sor|>"My bank account is overflowing... I'm printing in all dark mode!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,011
programmerhumor
moonwhisperderpy
ixa7cc7
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At my company, marketing asked us to make some photo shoots, because they wanted to show that our company yadda yadda innovation yadda yadda A. I. We're R&D team. We do backend applications and machine learning models. They took photos of us in the server room, while we were pretending to look at cables.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,954
programmerhumor
Bluebotlabs
ixa629u
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For a second I thought that was a tablet... Why... Just why? It's not even printed using the full page And the intellisense literally covers half the code, on screen it makes sense BUT ON PAPER!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,354
programmerhumor
honey495
ixaakc2
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To become a Back-end engineer, just read the back of the printed paper.<|eor|><|sor|>Full stack engineers just need to read a stack of those papers both front and back sides<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,202
programmerhumor
queen-adreena
ixaik3s
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>Only the elite print dark mode.<|eor|><|sor|>"My bank account is overflowing... I'm printing in all dark mode!"<|eor|><|sor|>Please tell me this is a rap lyric<|eor|><|sor|>"I got bitches, green and jewels... catch me xeroxin' node\_modules."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,098
programmerhumor
phxcobraz
ixa3qig
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Printer companies love this one weird trick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
733
programmerhumor
Intelligent_Event_84
ixa4zcp
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats a paper tablet. Extremely thin, self healing screen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
572
programmerhumor
SpaceJesusIsHere
ixaaa77
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He is preparing it for Elon Musk's code review<|eor|><|sor|>That code looks extremely salient.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
516
programmerhumor
Interuc
ixafu1p
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To become a Back-end engineer, just read the back of the printed paper.<|eor|><|sor|>Full stack engineers just need to read a stack of those papers both front and back sides<|eor|><|sor|>Just a typical day working for Elon.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
455
programmerhumor
PyramidClub
ixawl5d
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For a second I thought that was a tablet... Why... Just why? It's not even printed using the full page And the intellisense literally covers half the code, on screen it makes sense BUT ON PAPER!?<|eor|><|sor|>Don't ask us. [Ask Elon.](https://i.imgur.com/NU3p2xh.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
438
programmerhumor
CaptainArschbart
ixa3kfe
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Print(myScreen)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
426
programmerhumor
Hamoth_RRMB
ixa90ao
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>OHHHHH is supposed to be PRINTED. I thought "damn, that's a cool flexi screen".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
425
programmerhumor
ElonMuskRealBot
ixafuy9
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To become a Back-end engineer, just read the back of the printed paper.<|eor|><|sor|>Full stack engineers just need to read a stack of those papers both front and back sides<|eor|><|sor|>Just a typical day working for Elon.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm banning all your memes on twitter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
389
programmerhumor
carcigenicate
ixal7ap
<|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>I'll admit, I thought they were holding a tablet. I didn't notice the crease at first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
330
programmerhumor
AltruisticRain504
z7ulns
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
48,894
programmerhumor
palfreygames
iy8nah0
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,658
programmerhumor
Super_Boof
iy91fsq
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|sor|>The key isnt to lie, but rather subvert the truth. List experience in every language, framework, and relevant application. List knowledge that you once knew, but forgot. Make your job sound harder than it was (I.e. if you spent a month at an internship fixing a stupid bug on a legacy django server, say you have experience refactoring production level backend django applications). If you are directly asked about something you dont know, deflect the question. Emphasize similar things youve done and your excitement and ability to learn. You gotta sell yourself, and sadly it has less to do with your qualifications and more to do with your marketing / communications skills.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,728
programmerhumor
ScrimpyCat
iy8ikz5
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they hire someone like that, do you really want to work there?<|eor|><|sor|>If youre unemployed, yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,755
programmerhumor
GhettoMango
iy8zroo
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,108
programmerhumor
NuggaGg
iy87q61
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they hire someone like that, do you really want to work there?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,008
programmerhumor
l3thaln3ss
iy8h9o3
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised he even made it by the automated filters, tbh. I dont have a CS degree and I get auto rejected in 15-30 minutes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,702
programmerhumor
Enchelion
iy9hke9
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|soopr|>Being honest here i been less than 6th month nd also my degree is not completed yet but i love when i see people relating ,giving advice, helps me to prepare ;)<|eoopr|><|sor|>>also my degree is not completed yet That's probably a big part as well. While it's not impossible to hire someone while they're still in school, you're automatically going to be filtered below someone who has finished their degree.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,434
programmerhumor
No_Basket_3457
iy8wk4g
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,295
programmerhumor
smailliwniloc
iy8vq8b
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised he even made it by the automated filters, tbh. I dont have a CS degree and I get auto rejected in 15-30 minutes<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I feel that. I got rejected from a software job because I didn't have a CS degree and the rejection letter said something like "unfortunately you have been rejected from this position because we are looking for a candidate with strong problem solving skills and mathematical proficiency, but could not find those skills on your application" ... I have a degree in Mathematics, so it was obviously an auto-filter rejection, but I had to laugh about it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,263
programmerhumor
AltruisticRain504
iy90120
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|soopr|>Being honest here i been less than 6th month nd also my degree is not completed yet but i love when i see people relating ,giving advice, helps me to prepare ;)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,217
programmerhumor
PlayerBrasil13
iy8ss9n
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you get a degree on Counter Strike?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,074
programmerhumor
The_cogwheel
iy8s0d2
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they hire someone like that, do you really want to work there?<|eor|><|sor|>If youre unemployed, yes.<|eor|><|sor|>Amazing how low standards fall when starvation and homelessness is at stake.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
971
programmerhumor
5deags
iy87w1a
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Any decent interview process would've deemed your friend unfit for the job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
932
programmerhumor
burnblue
iya08ew
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|soopr|>Being honest here i been less than 6th month nd also my degree is not completed yet but i love when i see people relating ,giving advice, helps me to prepare ;)<|eoopr|><|sor|>> me with a degree in CS > my degreeis not completed ? So you *don't* have a degree then?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
835
programmerhumor
Chiluzzar
iy97k5c
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|sor|>The key isnt to lie, but rather subvert the truth. List experience in every language, framework, and relevant application. List knowledge that you once knew, but forgot. Make your job sound harder than it was (I.e. if you spent a month at an internship fixing a stupid bug on a legacy django server, say you have experience refactoring production level backend django applications). If you are directly asked about something you dont know, deflect the question. Emphasize similar things youve done and your excitement and ability to learn. You gotta sell yourself, and sadly it has less to do with your qualifications and more to do with your marketing / communications skills.<|eor|><|sor|>From a slightly different angle; instead of thinking about your resume as an accurate historical record, think of it as an artistic reflection of the truth, and a description of what you bring to the table. For example, suppose you were a D&D DM who spent a lot of time scheduling and organizing people, and also worked some general office position. You can add bullets related to scheduling and organization to that position; they're skills and experience that you have, and you did work in that position, you're just making things go down a little more easily for the stupid, stupid recruiter who will be tasked to read it.<|eor|><|sor|>I used my time as leading a WoW raid team as helping thr mentally disabled twice a week<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
813
programmerhumor
MrAcurite
iy93f1v
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|sor|>The key isnt to lie, but rather subvert the truth. List experience in every language, framework, and relevant application. List knowledge that you once knew, but forgot. Make your job sound harder than it was (I.e. if you spent a month at an internship fixing a stupid bug on a legacy django server, say you have experience refactoring production level backend django applications). If you are directly asked about something you dont know, deflect the question. Emphasize similar things youve done and your excitement and ability to learn. You gotta sell yourself, and sadly it has less to do with your qualifications and more to do with your marketing / communications skills.<|eor|><|sor|>From a slightly different angle; instead of thinking about your resume as an accurate historical record, think of it as an artistic reflection of the truth, and a description of what you bring to the table. For example, suppose you were a D&D DM who spent a lot of time scheduling and organizing people, and also worked some general office position. You can add bullets related to scheduling and organization to that position; they're skills and experience that you have, and you did work in that position, you're just making things go down a little more easily for the stupid, stupid recruiter who will be tasked to read it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
808
programmerhumor
retarderetpensionist
iy95540
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|sor|>The key isnt to lie, but rather subvert the truth. List experience in every language, framework, and relevant application. List knowledge that you once knew, but forgot. Make your job sound harder than it was (I.e. if you spent a month at an internship fixing a stupid bug on a legacy django server, say you have experience refactoring production level backend django applications). If you are directly asked about something you dont know, deflect the question. Emphasize similar things youve done and your excitement and ability to learn. You gotta sell yourself, and sadly it has less to do with your qualifications and more to do with your marketing / communications skills.<|eor|><|sor|>This works great for everything you have some experience with or some knowledge of. But if they ask you questions about a technology you have literally never used before, be honest. Say you don't have experience with it but you're willing to learn.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
713
programmerhumor
KnaveOfYore
iya8ajl
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|soopr|>Being honest here i been less than 6th month nd also my degree is not completed yet but i love when i see people relating ,giving advice, helps me to prepare ;)<|eoopr|><|sor|>> me with a degree in CS > my degreeis not completed ? So you *don't* have a degree then?<|eor|><|sor|>The degree to which he has a degree is debatable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
579
programmerhumor
DynamicHunter
iy8sjih
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they hire someone like that, do you really want to work there?<|eor|><|sor|>If youre unemployed, yes.<|eor|><|sor|>Amazing how low standards fall when starvation and homelessness is at stake.<|eor|><|sor|>Its almost as if you HAVE to eat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
571
programmerhumor
Beneficial_Tough7218
iy920xw
<|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised he even made it by the automated filters, tbh. I dont have a CS degree and I get auto rejected in 15-30 minutes<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I feel that. I got rejected from a software job because I didn't have a CS degree and the rejection letter said something like "unfortunately you have been rejected from this position because we are looking for a candidate with strong problem solving skills and mathematical proficiency, but could not find those skills on your application" ... I have a degree in Mathematics, so it was obviously an auto-filter rejection, but I had to laugh about it.<|eor|><|sor|>Those auto filters on a resume are terrible. I submitted a resume showing my degree and 20 years experience, and was told I didn't meet the requirements. I reached out to the recruiter, and she was nice enough to show me what the auto filter pulled - it literally missed every bullet pointed item on my resume, which was every single thing they were looking for. Resubmitted my resume as a plain text document, got the job offer a week later. I later found out that there are several sites you can run your resume through to see what the filters are actually getting, so you can tailor your resume so they actually see what you put down. Of course, as I mentioned to my boss after he hired me, the whole issue would be resolved if recruiters actually READ the resume. But people are lazy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
485
programmerhumor
Greedy_Temperature66
vwbx7t
<|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
48,773
programmerhumor
nadav183
ifp3uw8
<|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The tiger was a nice touch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,957
programmerhumor
harumamburoo
ifp4tph
<|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We are police, we can do serious things. If it's not related to software development<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,511
programmerhumor
greenAppleBestApple
ifp056j
<|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like how there's a picture of a tiger completely out of place, the guy just wanted practice lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,805
programmerhumor
Spckoziwa
ifp8hvk
<|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The tiger was a nice touch<|eor|><|sor|>Whatever this person did to get on their list mustve been really bad. FBI only brings out the tiger for serious offenses.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,780
programmerhumor
Keith_Kong
ifp219y
<|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like how there's a picture of a tiger completely out of place, the guy just wanted practice lol<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean out of place? Its clearly demonstrating the serious fury that your heinous crimes will be met with. Tigers can do serious things just like the police can.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,743
programmerhumor
ardavei
ifp7woc
<|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We are police, we can do serious things. If it's not related to software development<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh this level of software seems about right for the US government.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,650
programmerhumor
Varun77777
ifp2l15
<|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>usa currency? Are we paying in burgers or bullets?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,584
programmerhumor
sam____4
ifph76g
<|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The tiger was a nice touch<|eor|><|sor|>Whatever this person did to get on their list mustve been really bad. FBI only brings out the tiger for serious offenses.<|eor|><|sor|>FBI here, can confirm Edit: Just to clear the confusion, I am not an FBI agent, I am simply the FBI. Edit edit: I am NOT the Female Body Inspector.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,274
programmerhumor
Boolzay
ifp4rkq
<|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HTML hackers keep me up at night.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,070