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programmerhumor | Beard_o_Bees | jep6t75 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>One of the realest memes I've seen on this thread<|eor|><|sor|>Agreed.
Everything's complex enough already, the last thing I need to remember the correct commands/syntax for something that i'm only using occasionally.... | 184 |
programmerhumor | saurabia | jeoqqvc | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>Use IDEs like IntelliJ. No need to remember the commands anymore.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | Solonotix | jeol3wb | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I'm definitely the guy in the other car way too often. The number of times someone has asked me to look at their code, only for them to tell me they're working from Master and can't push their changes until they work..... | 175 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | jeomhyg | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I didn't need to be called out like this today<|eor|><|sor|>When did the internet get so personal?<|eor|><|sor|>When the car falling in bin videos stopped<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | vastlysuperiorman | jeozmir | <|sols|><|sot|>Me relearning git every week<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/ugd30md0zhra1<|eol|><|sor|>I'll be honest, I'm a little surprised at how many people don't know how to use git without a gui. I feel like this is equivalent to being a mechanic that doesn't know how to use a torque wrench. It's one of the tools ... | 132 |
programmerhumor | Bread8600 | erqsas | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,100 |
programmerhumor | NyteMyre | ff5kdvh | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph:
> A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since not... | 7,048 |
programmerhumor | AliceInHatterland | ff5fy4g | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, why 256? Usually you take 255 and leave the first or last one "reserved"<|eor|><|sor|>Reserved for what?<|eor|><|sor|>Reserved for Zuckerberg, obviously<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,357 |
programmerhumor | vaynebot | ff5qfgf | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph:
> A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since not... | 2,614 |
programmerhumor | crash8308 | ff5exh8 | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Neither are odd. Both are even.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,969 |
programmerhumor | ChoMar05 | ff5fr61 | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, why 256? Usually you take 255 and leave the first or last one "reserved"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,711 |
programmerhumor | Nick2S | ff5r43k | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph:
> A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since not... | 1,132 |
programmerhumor | RubenGM | ff5lqkl | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph:
> A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since not... | 1,108 |
programmerhumor | Jijelinios | ff5lc52 | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They later changed it and added the following paragraph:
> A previous version of this article said it was "not clear why WhatsApp settled on the oddly specific number." A number of readers have since not... | 1,100 |
programmerhumor | Silver-RG-B | ff5krai | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Inheritance makes so much sense now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,098 |
programmerhumor | GollyWow | ff5h1g9 | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 906 |
programmerhumor | Watcher_0n_The_Wall | ff5gfvj | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, why 256? Usually you take 255 and leave the first or last one "reserved"<|eor|><|sor|>Reserved for what?<|eor|><|sor|>Reserved for Zuckerberg, obviously<|eor|><|sor|>For 'end-to-end' encryption.<|eo... | 709 |
programmerhumor | IHeartBadCode | ff5hq4e | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | Quarxnox | ff5icrv | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Java guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check... | 613 |
programmerhumor | olafurp | ff5ipqd | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Java guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check... | 561 |
programmerhumor | SufficientStresss | ff5kdx0 | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Java guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check... | 534 |
programmerhumor | SireBillyMays | ff5jl67 | <|sols|><|sot|>512 people would be more odd won't it?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rkczpah5u2c41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A tech writer wrote that? OMG, must be an object programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>c++ guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check with the Java guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Java guy reporting in. Nah, that's not us. Check... | 511 |
programmerhumor | DoubleTri | 6hhfah | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49,020 |
programmerhumor | nl_the_shadow | diyd0gc | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`sudo apt install cake`<|eor|><|sor|>I'd say yum is more apt .
Edit: Wow, my first gold ever, thank you kind stranger. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,324 |
programmerhumor | blitzkraft | diydxps | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd cake
./configure --with-features=icing \
--enable-cherries \
--full-fat
make cake
See? It's so simple!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,817 |
programmerhumor | levir | diycx89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`sudo apt install cake`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,196 |
programmerhumor | dasbeverage | diymoc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the Cakefile?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,522 |
programmerhumor | IrisHopp | diyeukh | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then macOS is a wedding cake - looks gorgeous but you don't actually want to eat it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 599 |
programmerhumor | Chrisazy | diyl9oo | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd cake
./configure --with-features=icing \
--enable-cherries \
--full-fat
make cake
See? It's so simple!<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>cp to really have it AND eat it<|eo... | 481 |
programmerhumor | indrora | diyp8tl | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the Cakefile?<|eor|><|sor|>It's autogenerated from Chef via a Puppet action.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 463 |
programmerhumor | blitzkraft | diyfblf | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then macOS is a wedding cake - looks gorgeous but you don't actually want to eat it. <|eor|><|sor|>And extremely overpriced?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 453 |
programmerhumor | satanicpuppy | diyeqgv | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>yum install cake
systemctl enable cake
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 451 |
programmerhumor | IrisHopp | diyfdf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then macOS is a wedding cake - looks gorgeous but you don't actually want to eat it. <|eor|><|sor|>And extremely overpriced?<|eor|><|sor|>Yup, that too. 400% mark-up for the tag "wedding" or "Apple".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoft... | 231 |
programmerhumor | JViz | diymvho | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So far we have one guy installing cake without making cake, and one guy making cake without installing cake. How about this:
`emerge cake`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | BlckJesus | diyikzt | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd cake
./configure --with-features=icing \
--enable-cherries \
--full-fat
make cake
See? It's so simple!<|eor|><|sor|>This is pretty good, but I wanted to ask, I've never heard... | 187 |
programmerhumor | Luigi311 | diyny0y | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> cd cake
./configure --with-features=icing \
--enable-cherries \
--full-fat
make cake
See? It's so simple!<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot
sudo make install<|eor|><|sor|>
Im pretty... | 156 |
programmerhumor | gandalfx | diyo5pe | <|sols|><|sot|>Happy Birthday Linux!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/org2j5jv4v3z.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>yum install cake
systemctl enable cake
<|eor|><|sor|> alias yummy="yum install"
yummy cake<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | LukyQuad | 7rpewt | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,955 |
programmerhumor | imdefinitelywong | dsyr6q2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I only recognize two forms of communication.
Email and screaming at my monitor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,035 |
programmerhumor | Wuzado | dsyprhp | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On this sub, only first is applicable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,012 |
programmerhumor | bee-sting | dsyr6mg | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On this sub, only first is applicable.<|eor|><|sor|>Speak for yourself, I talk to myself all the time <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 994 |
programmerhumor | em_square_root_-1_ly | dsyu379 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Toxic work environment ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 857 |
programmerhumor | facie97 | dsyrpav | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I only recognize two forms of communication.
Email and screaming at my monitor.<|eor|><|sor|>Hah sounds old fashioned! These days its more like slack and bashing co-workers in commit messages.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 630 |
programmerhumor | AHLTTA | dsyvv42 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People CONSTANTLY ask me what's wrong while I write code at work.
Apparently I look ocnfused and mildly angry the entire time but there isn't a single thought going through my head, just me soaking in code and waiting for ... | 420 |
programmerhumor | SleepyHarry | dsyt3y6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I only recognize two forms of communication.
Email and screaming at my monitor.<|eor|><|sor|>Hah sounds old fashioned! These days its more like slack and bashing co-workers in commit messages.<|eor|><|sor|>>Fix the obvious ... | 368 |
programmerhumor | powerwilk | dsyvk6r | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Are you my coworker? Thank you!
If not: Maybe they cancel each other out?<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know, he said someone attractive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | dsytfkf | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Talking?
What is that?<|eor|><|sor|>I think it is like comments, but typed through your mouth.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | Kingofwhereigo | dsz3r7l | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People CONSTANTLY ask me what's wrong while I write code at work.
Apparently I look ocnfused and mildly angry the entire time but there isn't a single thought going through my head, just me soaking in code and waiting for ... | 229 |
programmerhumor | Blukay | dsyqiy8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Talking?
What is that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | Dragster39 | dsyu42b | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Are you my coworker? Thank you!
If not: Maybe they cancel each other out?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | Silvermene | dsytmb7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stolen from TechLad<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jk2ddtjxv6b01.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Talking?
What is that?<|eor|><|sor|>I think it is like comments, but typed through your mouth.<|eor|><|sor|>Interesting... Github please?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | Requiem_For_Yaoi | z1bn7a | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,913 |
programmerhumor | KIFulgore | ixa8qtr | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>Only the elite print dark mode.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,157 |
programmerhumor | HzbertBonisseur | ixa1u0n | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To become a Back-end engineer, just read the back of the printed paper.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,902 |
programmerhumor | rdvdev2 | ixa374m | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He is preparing it for Elon Musk's code review<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,658 |
programmerhumor | asianabsinthe | ixae0zi | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>Only the elite print dark mode.<|eor|><|sor|>"My bank account is overflowing... I'm printing in all dark mode!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,011 |
programmerhumor | moonwhisperderpy | ixa7cc7 | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At my company, marketing asked us to make some photo shoots, because they wanted to show that our company yadda yadda innovation yadda yadda A. I.
We're R&D team. We do backend applications and machine learning models.
T... | 1,954 |
programmerhumor | Bluebotlabs | ixa629u | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For a second I thought that was a tablet...
Why... Just why?
It's not even printed using the full page
And the intellisense literally covers half the code, on screen it makes sense BUT ON PAPER!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 1,354 |
programmerhumor | honey495 | ixaakc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To become a Back-end engineer, just read the back of the printed paper.<|eor|><|sor|>Full stack engineers just need to read a stack of those papers both front and back sides<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,202 |
programmerhumor | queen-adreena | ixaik3s | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>Only the elite print dark mode.<|eor|><|sor|>"My bank account is overflowing... I'm printing in all dark mode!"<|eor|><|sor|>Please tell me this is a rap lyr... | 1,098 |
programmerhumor | phxcobraz | ixa3qig | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Printer companies love this one weird trick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 733 |
programmerhumor | Intelligent_Event_84 | ixa4zcp | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thats a paper tablet. Extremely thin, self healing screen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 572 |
programmerhumor | SpaceJesusIsHere | ixaaa77 | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>He is preparing it for Elon Musk's code review<|eor|><|sor|>That code looks extremely salient.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 516 |
programmerhumor | Interuc | ixafu1p | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To become a Back-end engineer, just read the back of the printed paper.<|eor|><|sor|>Full stack engineers just need to read a stack of those papers both front and back sides<|eor|><|sor|>Just a typical day working for Elon... | 455 |
programmerhumor | PyramidClub | ixawl5d | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For a second I thought that was a tablet...
Why... Just why?
It's not even printed using the full page
And the intellisense literally covers half the code, on screen it makes sense BUT ON PAPER!?<|eor|><|sor|>Don't ask us... | 438 |
programmerhumor | CaptainArschbart | ixa3kfe | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Print(myScreen)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 426 |
programmerhumor | Hamoth_RRMB | ixa90ao | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>OHHHHH is supposed to be PRINTED. I thought "damn, that's a cool flexi screen".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 425 |
programmerhumor | ElonMuskRealBot | ixafuy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To become a Back-end engineer, just read the back of the printed paper.<|eor|><|sor|>Full stack engineers just need to read a stack of those papers both front and back sides<|eor|><|sor|>Just a typical day working for Elon... | 389 |
programmerhumor | carcigenicate | ixal7ap | <|sols|><|sot|>What the actual fuck<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jd8kg2f04f1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say the worst part is how much ink they wasted.<|eor|><|sor|>I'll admit, I thought they were holding a tablet. I didn't notice the crease at first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 330 |
programmerhumor | AltruisticRain504 | z7ulns | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,894 |
programmerhumor | palfreygames | iy8nah0 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,658 |
programmerhumor | Super_Boof | iy91fsq | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|sor|>The key isnt to lie, but rather subvert the truth. List experience in every language, framework, and relevant applicatio... | 3,728 |
programmerhumor | ScrimpyCat | iy8ikz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they hire someone like that, do you really want to work there?<|eor|><|sor|>If youre unemployed, yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,755 |
programmerhumor | GhettoMango | iy8zroo | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,108 |
programmerhumor | NuggaGg | iy87q61 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they hire someone like that, do you really want to work there?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,008 |
programmerhumor | l3thaln3ss | iy8h9o3 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised he even made it by the automated filters, tbh. I dont have a CS degree and I get auto rejected in 15-30 minutes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,702 |
programmerhumor | Enchelion | iy9hke9 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|soopr|>Being honest here i been less tha... | 1,434 |
programmerhumor | No_Basket_3457 | iy8wk4g | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,295 |
programmerhumor | smailliwniloc | iy8vq8b | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised he even made it by the automated filters, tbh. I dont have a CS degree and I get auto rejected in 15-30 minutes<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I feel that. I got rejected from a software job because I didn't have a CS degree... | 1,263 |
programmerhumor | AltruisticRain504 | iy90120 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|soopr|>Being honest here i been less tha... | 1,217 |
programmerhumor | PlayerBrasil13 | iy8ss9n | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you get a degree on Counter Strike?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,074 |
programmerhumor | The_cogwheel | iy8s0d2 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they hire someone like that, do you really want to work there?<|eor|><|sor|>If youre unemployed, yes.<|eor|><|sor|>Amazing how low standards fall when starvation and homelessness is at stake.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 971 |
programmerhumor | 5deags | iy87w1a | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Any decent interview process would've deemed your friend unfit for the job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 932 |
programmerhumor | burnblue | iya08ew | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|soopr|>Being honest here i been less tha... | 835 |
programmerhumor | Chiluzzar | iy97k5c | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|sor|>The key isnt to lie, but rather subvert the truth. List experience in every language, framework, and relevant applicatio... | 813 |
programmerhumor | MrAcurite | iy93f1v | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|sor|>The key isnt to lie, but rather subvert the truth. List experience in every language, framework, and relevant applicatio... | 808 |
programmerhumor | retarderetpensionist | iy95540 | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some of yall don't lie enough on your resume and it shows.<|eor|><|sor|>How to lie bro<|eor|><|sor|>The key isnt to lie, but rather subvert the truth. List experience in every language, framework, and relevant applicatio... | 713 |
programmerhumor | KnaveOfYore | iya8ajl | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OP how long have you been looking for a job? Looking through your post history it looks like its been a while. I can only imagine you need to change your strategy somehow.<|eor|><|soopr|>Being honest here i been less tha... | 579 |
programmerhumor | DynamicHunter | iy8sjih | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they hire someone like that, do you really want to work there?<|eor|><|sor|>If youre unemployed, yes.<|eor|><|sor|>Amazing how low standards fall when starvation and homelessness is at stake.<|eor|><|sor|>Its almost a... | 571 |
programmerhumor | Beneficial_Tough7218 | iy920xw | <|sols|><|sot|>It hurts like hell.;-;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dp6jpk4trx2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised he even made it by the automated filters, tbh. I dont have a CS degree and I get auto rejected in 15-30 minutes<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I feel that. I got rejected from a software job because I didn't have a CS degree... | 485 |
programmerhumor | Greedy_Temperature66 | vwbx7t | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48,773 |
programmerhumor | nadav183 | ifp3uw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The tiger was a nice touch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,957 |
programmerhumor | harumamburoo | ifp4tph | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We are police, we can do serious things. If it's not related to software development<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,511 |
programmerhumor | greenAppleBestApple | ifp056j | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like how there's a picture of a tiger completely out of place, the guy just wanted practice lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,805 |
programmerhumor | Spckoziwa | ifp8hvk | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The tiger was a nice touch<|eor|><|sor|>Whatever this person did to get on their list mustve been really bad. FBI only brings out the tiger for serious offenses.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,780 |
programmerhumor | Keith_Kong | ifp219y | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I like how there's a picture of a tiger completely out of place, the guy just wanted practice lol<|eor|><|sor|>What do you mean out of place? Its clearly demonstrating the serious fury that your ... | 1,743 |
programmerhumor | ardavei | ifp7woc | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We are police, we can do serious things. If it's not related to software development<|eor|><|sor|>Tbh this level of software seems about right for the US government.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,650 |
programmerhumor | Varun77777 | ifp2l15 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>usa currency?
Are we paying in burgers or bullets?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,584 |
programmerhumor | sam____4 | ifph76g | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The tiger was a nice touch<|eor|><|sor|>Whatever this person did to get on their list mustve been really bad. FBI only brings out the tiger for serious offenses.<|eor|><|sor|>FBI here, can confir... | 1,274 |
programmerhumor | Boolzay | ifp4rkq | <|sols|><|sot|>When you want to be a hacker but only know HTML<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/in9la9cdxva91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HTML hackers keep me up at night.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,070 |
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